Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.
Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.
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I Made This
So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.
Accurate Depiction
Maternity Photos
Sign You Aren't Ready
or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD
Not Getting Any Smarter
I'm Busy!
Regrets
Kate vs. Me
I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...
Maternity Photoshoot
Striking A Pose
Treacherous Hormones
Hostage Situation
Fitness Levels
Baby Brain
Still doing this, haven't been pregnant for 6 years! Mum brain is a thing too!
Pregnancy Problems
Expectations vs. Reality
Pregnancy Hormones
Symptoms Of Labour
Pregnancy Memes
This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha
Showing Productivity
Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...
It Was No Joke
Pregnancy Weight
I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(
Pregnancy memes make me not want to get pregnant lol
Even the one with the otter?
True. That one does want me to get an otter pregnant.
@Full Name 🤣🤣🤣😂 She did Not.......🤣😂😅🤣🤣😂😅🤣😂
these and the sushi-free diet
Do I sound weird? I never wanted kids, but would have liked to know what it felt like being pregnant - apart from maybe the birth part. Maybe in another life I would have been a surrogate. Give me every drug and epidural and a caesarian. As a woman probably have the same mindset as a male - cannot imagine the pain needed to give birth. I had had a trapped spinal nerve meaning I had to crawl to the bathroom - unable to stand up or walk- i equate childbirth to this
Hi Diane, I gave birth over 20 years ago and have lived with a trapped spinal nerve for the last 11 years. I can confirm the spinal nerve is totally worse than the child birth. I hope this answers at least one of life's questions for you :)
Maybe advice given to me at the time - "dont worry childbirth will be worse" put me off at the time when my pain was 15 on scale of 1 -10 - i was 19
Not weird as I have also likedto know what it was like but the kids part put me off. I know what to do with the end product but I only seem to have maternal insticts towards animals. Lol
12 weeks pregnant and I'm not looking forward to relate to these, lol...
You'll do fine. They have all sorts of things to help you get over the pain of labor. Believe me when I say as you get closer to your due date, you'll grow more impatient.."When's it getting here!!!" Just make sure you have a hospital bag packed for the big day (make sure to include and outfit for the kid..we forgot.) And if you can't pamper yourself any other way, get pedicures. They keep you feeling fantastic and will help you keep your feet looking great when you get to the later months and you haven't seen your feet in a while. Just make sure to find a well ventilated nail salon. Congrats and Good Luck!
Aaaw, thank you, that was sweet :-) I'm not worried, I've waited for this pregnancy for twelve years now, and had my first ultra-sound yesterday. BIG emotions ! :'-)
I'm 22 weeks along and want this girl OUT!! I'm 19 and just wanna see this girl already. I'm surprisingly not even worried about labor anymore I want her out so bad. I've had a very easy pregnancy compared to aLOT of women and I'm thankful but I wanna be done. I can't get out of bed without looking like a giraffe trying to stand lmao. And I'm hungry all the time and never full, so frustrating! But anyways, to any other momma's, hope your doin well and have a safe pregnancy❤
Pregnancy memes make me not want to get pregnant lol
Even the one with the otter?
True. That one does want me to get an otter pregnant.