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For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments.
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#1
Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!
Final score:
39points
Khanh Phan 8 years ago
"That's right. Keep screaming. Your scream gives me power!"
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Alma Sánchez 8 years ago
Jajaja this made me laugh so hard in the subway, I looked crazy... XD
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#2
Make-up Horror Show
Final score:
38points
#3
Great Vintage Santa
Final score:
38points
Benny Lava 8 years ago
For me it is also the nightmare before Easter and maybe it will get me through summer too. Can't unsee it now...
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Unwelcome guest 8 years ago
IMO he looks pretty good for a guy who has been dead about 1600 years
Veronique Anketier 8 years ago
Wow, that IS scary! This Santa could perfectly be one of the four masked goons The Sadist (from "Everly") had. Brave, brave child...
#4
Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before
Final score:
35points
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
O.k. Am I paranoid, or is there a pediphilia fell to this one? Did I spell that correctly?
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#5
Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad
Final score:
33points
#6
That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams
Final score:
31points
penny Wise 6 years ago
Santa : "I'm the former butcher of Sobibór ,you little Jews !!" Older Kid :" OH NOOOOOONoooooooo!! NOOOO HELP!!!" Baby : "BBbbbbbLlleEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Santa : "YESSSSHAAAAHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!"
#7
"stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."
Final score:
30points
Veronique Anketier 8 years ago
'If you want to see your daughter alive again, you will do exactly as I tell you'
Teresa Young 6 years ago
stand still will I steel your parents soul and make you watch and after that I'll steel your soul
Vyork Von Jett 3 years ago
Everything about this photo screams “twisted a*s serial killer"! Like check out the house they're in. It's like some twisted Ed Gein house in the middle of no where. This definitely gives me the creeps!
#8
Cock-eyed Rawrs
Final score:
27points
#9
Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel
Final score:
27points
Petra Madsen 8 years ago
maybe he's facing the snowman and wearing the mask on the back of his bald head?!
Vyork Von Jett 3 years ago
This might just be the most horrifyingly bizarre and twisted Santa photo in existence. This santa looks to be some science project gone wrong or the after math of some chemical or radiation spill. This is 100% ZOMBIE material! ZOMBIE SANTA!!!
#10
Shopping Cart Nightmares
Final score:
20points
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
What is this... the express line?? You just wheel your stroller or shopping cart up as they snap a picture, and off you go!
#11
Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom
Final score:
19points
Teresa Young 6 years ago
this girl be like help me mom please don't go this guy isn't Santa he's a evil monster mom help
Kaileigh the Kitsune 8 years ago
The kid on the left: All I want for Christmas is a bunch of Hookers and Cocaine
Teresa Young 6 years ago
i don't get it i'm not trying to be mean but your to into this creepy Santa vibe
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You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...
Final score:
18points
Amy Thompson 8 years ago
The lady in the back looks almost identical to my grandma, who died in 2014...
#13
It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!
Final score:
15points
pearl dsouza 8 years ago
That's not santa, thats a guy they picked for a dollar from the streets. ha ha h aha ha ha just kiddin everyone has their own version of Santa.
#14
This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...
Final score:
14points
#15
Beard Without A Face
Final score:
13points
#16
Once Again, It's The Homemade Santa Suit That's The Scariest. I Don't Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath...
Final score:
13points
#17
That Santa Suit Is A Giant "nope"
Final score:
11points
Unwelcome guest 8 years ago
I really don't blame these kids for sitting on this one's lap given where his ands are and that look on his face
#18
Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?
Final score:
11points
#19
Sleepy Santa
Final score:
11points
#20
Velvet Nightmares
Final score:
10points
penny Wise 6 years ago
@ jacluckycat Same here I would drop them on they're little miserable heads .
Susie West 4 years ago
Santa #10 is awesome and my kids have had pictures with him for years! He is so soft spoken and has a genuine twinkle in his eye.. lovely man.
#21
Trigger Warning Santa
Final score:
9points
#22
Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen
Final score:
8points
Amy Thompson 8 years ago
This Santa isn't that creepy... However the kid does scare me a bit o.o
Santasquad100 2 years ago
100 bucks says this kid has definitely been committed to an insane asylum at one point in life
Severus Snape 4 years ago
that kid looks like me when the kids in my class are being annoying!
#23
Side-eyed Santa
Final score:
7points
#24
Big Sisters Are The Best
Final score:
7points
#25
Duck Dynasty Santa
Final score:
7points
#27
On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me... Terrifying Texture
Final score:
7points
#28
Raaawr
Final score:
7points
#29
Scary Santa Has No Face
Final score:
7points
#30
Would You Sit On His Lap?
Final score:
6points
#31
Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby
Final score:
5points
#33
Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!
Final score:
4points
#35
How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?
Final score:
3points
#36
Santa With An Eye-patch
Final score:
3points
#37
Retro Creepy Santa
Final score:
3points
#38
Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon
Final score:
2points
#39
Blue Steel Santa
Final score:
2points
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Flora Polvado 8 years ago
All year "Don't even talk to strangers," Xmas "Sit on this weirdly dressed old man's lap" Disturbing to the max.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
"Mommy, a bearded old man said he'd give me toys if I sat on his lap!"
Sara Fina 8 years ago
Some of this parents are genuinely trying to dissuade their kids from ever again asking Santa for toys. "Are you sure you want that doll, little Mary, remember who is going to come visit you in the middle of the night to bring it to you". Mary: "No, I don't want the doll, I don't want any presents. Ever again. Please mommy!!!! No presents, I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
jacluckycat 8 years ago
Why do parents force their kids to sit on the lap of a stranger making minimum wages at the local mall for a terrible photo that's just going to be forgotten about until one day it winds up on the Internet?
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
All year "Don't even talk to strangers," Xmas "Sit on this weirdly dressed old man's lap" Disturbing to the max.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
"Mommy, a bearded old man said he'd give me toys if I sat on his lap!"
Sara Fina 8 years ago
Some of this parents are genuinely trying to dissuade their kids from ever again asking Santa for toys. "Are you sure you want that doll, little Mary, remember who is going to come visit you in the middle of the night to bring it to you". Mary: "No, I don't want the doll, I don't want any presents. Ever again. Please mommy!!!! No presents, I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
jacluckycat 8 years ago
Why do parents force their kids to sit on the lap of a stranger making minimum wages at the local mall for a terrible photo that's just going to be forgotten about until one day it winds up on the Internet?
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