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43 Creepiest Santas And The Kids They Terrorize
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For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments.
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Great Vintage Santa
Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before
That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams
"stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."
'If you want to see your daughter alive again, you will do exactly as I tell you'
Cock-eyed Rawrs
Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel
Shopping Cart Nightmares
What is this... the express line?? You just wheel your stroller or shopping cart up as they snap a picture, and off you go!
Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom
You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...
It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!
This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...
Beard Without A Face
Once Again, It's The Homemade Santa Suit That's The Scariest. I Don't Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath...
Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?
Sleepy Santa
Trigger Warning Santa
Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen
This Santa isn't that creepy... However the kid does scare me a bit o.o
Side-eyed Santa
On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me... Terrifying Texture
Raaawr
Scary Santa Has No Face
Would You Sit On His Lap?
Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby
Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!
How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?
Santa With An Eye-patch
Retro Creepy Santa
Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon
Blue Steel Santa
All year "Don't even talk to strangers," Xmas "Sit on this weirdly dressed old man's lap" Disturbing to the max.
"Mommy, a bearded old man said he'd give me toys if I sat on his lap!"
Some of this parents are genuinely trying to dissuade their kids from ever again asking Santa for toys. "Are you sure you want that doll, little Mary, remember who is going to come visit you in the middle of the night to bring it to you". Mary: "No, I don't want the doll, I don't want any presents. Ever again. Please mommy!!!! No presents, I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All year "Don't even talk to strangers," Xmas "Sit on this weirdly dressed old man's lap" Disturbing to the max.
"Mommy, a bearded old man said he'd give me toys if I sat on his lap!"
Some of this parents are genuinely trying to dissuade their kids from ever again asking Santa for toys. "Are you sure you want that doll, little Mary, remember who is going to come visit you in the middle of the night to bring it to you". Mary: "No, I don't want the doll, I don't want any presents. Ever again. Please mommy!!!! No presents, I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"