For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments.
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#4 Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before
#5 Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad
#8 Cock-eyed Rawrs
#9 Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel