For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments. 

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#1 Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Never saw a calmer Santa while holding a screaming kid

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#2 Make-up Horror Show

Make-up Horror Show

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Jasmine Chen 2 years ago

Santa's evil twin

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#3 Great Vintage Santa

Great Vintage Santa

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AcousticGString 2 years ago

He looks like an alien. This is the nightmare before Christmas!

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#4 Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Santa's had too much eggnog

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#5 Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

I guess he's just 'happy' to see Santa!

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#6 That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams

That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams

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Jasmine Chen 2 years ago

Wahhahahaha!!! Wahhahahaha!!!

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#7 "stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."

"stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."

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Veronique Anketier 2 years ago

'If you want to see your daughter alive again, you will do exactly as I tell you'

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#8 Cock-eyed Rawrs

Cock-eyed Rawrs

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Fire Bird 2 years ago

He has a look like he knows the bar across the mall just opened.

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#9 Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel

Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Ho Ho NO!

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#10 Shopping Cart Nightmares

Shopping Cart Nightmares

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

What is this... the express line?? You just wheel your stroller or shopping cart up as they snap a picture, and off you go!

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#11 Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom

Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom

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Sophia Marotta 2 years ago

is that a scar on his head???

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#12 You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...

You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...

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Alma Sánchez 2 years ago

Zombie Santa

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#13 It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!

It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!

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Jasmine Chen 2 years ago

Dude!That's not Santa is Satan!!!

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#14 This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...

This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...

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Kjorn 2 years ago

santa look pretty pissed

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#15 Beard Without A Face

Beard Without A Face

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Jasmine Chen 2 years ago

A Yeti!!!

#16 Once Again, It's The Homemade Santa Suit That's The Scariest. I Don't Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath...

Once Again, It's The Homemade Santa Suit That's The Scariest. I Don't Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath...

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Jamal W 2 years ago

The caption says it all!

#17 That Santa Suit Is A Giant "nope"

That Santa Suit Is A Giant "nope"

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Petra Madsen 2 years ago

*Kid on the right: mom??? Y u do dis to us?!*

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#18 Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?

Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?

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#19 Sleepy Santa

Sleepy Santa

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Kjorn 2 years ago

"happy though... Happy though..."

#20 Velvet Nightmares

Velvet Nightmares

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jacluckycat 2 years ago

I could never do it. I'd kill the brats

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#21 Trigger Warning Santa

Trigger Warning Santa

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

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Their haircuts freak me out more. Looks like something out of an old movie with scary kids

#22 Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen

Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen

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Amy Thompson 2 years ago

This Santa isn't that creepy... However the kid does scare me a bit o.o

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#23 Side-eyed Santa

Side-eyed Santa

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#24 Big Sisters Are The Best

Big Sisters Are The Best

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#25 Duck Dynasty Santa

Duck Dynasty Santa

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Das Rhino 2 years ago

Looks like Santa had a bit of whatever it was that makes his reindeer fly!

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#26 Alert The Authorities! Killer Santa On The Loose!

Alert The Authorities! Killer Santa On The Loose!

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#27 On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me... Terrifying Texture

On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me... Terrifying Texture

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Fire Bird 2 years ago

Santa just had the Ogilvie home perm applied. Like Big Perm, I mean Big Worm from the movie Friday.

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#28 Raaawr

Raaawr

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Bella 2 years ago

This one's just straight up creepy and scray

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#29 Scary Santa Has No Face

Scary Santa Has No Face

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MadameButterfly 2 years ago

Mummified santa.

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#30 Would You Sit On His Lap?

Would You Sit On His Lap?

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Unwelcome guest 2 years ago

Mob enforcer santa

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#31 Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby

Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby

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Wayne Beesley 2 years ago

Creepy baby locks santa outside ?

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#32 Creepy Santa Shops At Walmart/

Creepy Santa Shops At Walmart/

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#33 Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!

Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!

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Wayne Beesley 2 years ago

Klu klux santa ?

#34 Bad Santas

Bad Santas

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#35 How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?

How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?

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Bella 2 years ago

He doesn't even have his beard on the right way

#36 Santa With An Eye-patch

Santa With An Eye-patch

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Unwelcome guest 2 years ago

This was just Nick Fury at the S.H.I.E.L.D. Christmas party

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#37 Retro Creepy Santa

Retro Creepy Santa

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Alina Prokopenko 2 years ago

He is not creepy.

#38 Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon

Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon

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#39 Blue Steel Santa

Blue Steel Santa

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Crazy_Xai_Facie 2 years ago

That caption tho ;D

#40 Airport Santa Teaches Kid To Fly

Airport Santa Teaches Kid To Fly

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#41 Hippy Santa Needs To Cut His Hair

Hippy Santa Needs To Cut His Hair

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#42 Uhhh… Santa, Watch That Hand

Uhhh… Santa, Watch That Hand

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#43 These Kids Have The Right Idea… 3 Giant Steps From Santa

These Kids Have The Right Idea… 3 Giant Steps From Santa

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