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For those who’ve never had a problem with potatoes viciously touching the meat on your plate like in Michelangelo’s famous fresco “The Creation Of Adam,” eating is like a walk in the park. When the sun it’s out, it’s fun, and when it’s raining, you just try to get it over with.

But for the gang of picky eaters, having food go into your stomach is something not to be taken light-heartedly. You gotta calibrate, engineer, and foresee the products, tastes, and combinations before they hit the tongue, and even then, there should always be a plan B.

So this time, we’re gonna see what picky eating is all about, as shared by the selective foodies themselves, who seem to have an excellent sense of humor. From having your friend’s mom tell you she’s made food for you to that cursed feeling when seeing the menu in a restaurant feels like you made a mistake, these are some real-life situations but with a humorous twist.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toddler: "I don't eat those seeds on my buns!" Also toddler: "Mmm, rocks."

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    If you, your family member, or your friend is what is commonly known as a “picky eater,” the chances are it didn’t happen overnight. The term refers to someone who’s selective about their food, unwilling to try new foods, and has very strong food preferences, which makes fussy eating classified as a feeding and, later in life, eating difficulty.

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    Many of these fussy eating behaviors start appearing in early childhood, and in order to find out what exactly is fussy eating in kids and the tactics to help it, Bored Panda reached out to the baby and child nutritionist Charlotte Stirling-Reed. Charlotte is an award-winning author who specializes in positive, evidence-based advice on giving children a healthy start in life.

    There are so many reasons why little ones might start being fussy about their food, says Charlotte. “First off, it’s a very natural part of their development, a phase often known as 'neophobia'—a fear of the new.” It turns out, it has to do with an evolutionary response, explains the child nutritionist.

    “As soon as babies and toddlers start becoming more independent and moving around more, ultimately, it may protect them from eating something they shouldn’t (but doesn’t stop them from trying to eat pen lids and small toys though… strangely)."

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    Numpty Gamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The texture of Mushrooms. Yucky yuck yuck. I like the smell of them cooking, but put them in my mouth? Nope.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am getting better at this. I do need to remember that just because I didn’t like it as a child doesn’t mean I won’t like it now.

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    Moreover, Charlotte adds that there is also a genetic element to fussy eating as “some individuals may be more likely to reject more tastes than others. Additionally, research also shows that some children just have more sensitive perceptions of taste (Mennella et al 2005).”

    Among many reasons, some fussy eating can be attributed to learning from parent feeding practices and mealtime behaviors.

    Having said that, Charlotte has good news and it’s that “you can do something about fussy eating, even if a toddler is genetically predisposed to reject more foods.” The children nutritionist also said that those parents who have a fussy baby/toddler shouldn’t feel like they’re alone in the world.

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    “I run Fussy Eating Webinars for parents regularly and know it’s a really common and that many parents face fussy eating difficulties every day, especially with children between 18 months and 3 years of age—but it can happen at any time.”

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever been over friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good. I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas all mushy...

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One reason why I always eat the same thing at restaurants is because I don’t want to waste money on something I may not like. And also because I know my choice is pretty safe (not always).

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    Most importantly, there are many strategies and tactics that can help little fussy eaters and broaden the foods they’re eating. Charlotte shared a couple of them.

    “Start their weaning journey with VEGGIES—some research actually shows that offering vegetables as baby’s first foods and offering them regularly through the first years of life can increase acceptance of them later on in childhood! I go into detail about how to do this in my new book How to Wean Your Baby.”

    Another tactic is what Charlotte calls the “Role Model.” “It might sound simple, but eating similar foods at similar times as your children can really influence their dietary patterns. One specific study even showed that the more often children ate the same food as their parents, the better the quality of the children’s diet.”

    The third strategy to try has to do with your own reaction to a fussy eater. Charlotte suggests not taking rejection literally since “there are so many reasons why kids will reject a meal e.g. overtired, over-hungry, over-grumpy, already full, sore teeth, a cold—I could go on and on, but sometimes they just simply don’t feel like eating what is on offer.”

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    itz kimora
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u can hate me if u want but tbh i don't like eating resteraunt soup because I have no idea what's in it and I'm allergic to... a heck load of stuff.

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    According to the child nutrition expert, “adding foods to a 'rejected' list only goes to limit their diets more.” Instead, she suggests that parents keep trying those foods and keeping their kid's diet varied because “one day, they might eat it.”

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    Most importantly, Charlotte’s key tip has to with “making mealtimes light, fun, and enjoyable, as much as you can.” Try not to overstress, but enjoy the moment of discovering new foods even if they get rejected at first. “This can make all the difference in the world,” Charlotte concluded.

    For more helpful tips on dealing with picky eaters from an early age, visit her website “Sr Nutrition.

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    Tiari
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is one of the things why some people can’t stand picky eaters. Everything unhealthy and childish is magically fine. Swap one ingredient for something healthy and it gets disgusting.

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    Flisey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a picky eater, autistic, and she wouldn't eat this because the food is mixed. Food not touching means all food not touching.

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    Flisey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vegetarian going to a bbq because you know that even the salad will have meat in it.

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    Mila S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all wrong for me, tomatoes can die

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full on skills, deserve multiple michelin stars.

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh they'll eat it when they get hungry enough". No, no they won't.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I watch Bear Grylls or I’m a celeb get me outta here, I always think that I would die of starvation coz I couldn’t handle what they eat.

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    Freelove
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine having a friend who would tell me they were happy for me who then turned around and posted our conversation online, saying that if hurts to be friends with me.

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    Aayse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to cover the food I threw away

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    htbq
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's all the vegetables! that's not being picky, that's being a child who wont eat greens.

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    chi-wei shen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These shrimps look so delicious I cant think of any reason why I would order chicken with fries.

    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the person doesn't like seafood of any kind.

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    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me, or do the chicken fingers and fries look more appealing than the shrimp plate?

    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate shrimp too! I would order the same as picky eater any day. Is it just me or is the inside of that jacket potato glowing???

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shhhhhh as long as HE's pay the meal let him have what ever :B

    Bloxmakesgames2019
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love seafood so I love red lobster I’m not skipping anything there

    TheNerdyDuck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That chicken looks like it’s been cooked by gods

    Lindy Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even drive by a seafood restaurant without gagging.

    Pico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that shrimp looks so good... and i dont even like shrimp!!

    Nancy Lynch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. This is me. No fish or shellfish. Yuck!

    Carrie Roettger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't eat fish at all. I will eat some shrimp but it has to be small shrimp or popcorn shrimp. I get steak when we go to Red Lobster. I can't get past the idea that they live in their own excrement.

    Patricia Kasprowski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was so me -- only just so no one got suspicious would order the filet instead!

    Leisa K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but the ketchup. ewwww. Ketchup is the only thing I really dislike. I use Ranch or nothing on fries, and only use a little ketchup when making a fake remoulade sauce.

    Karen Scheltema
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my step-daughter to a very nice restaurant when she was a teenager. I had to call the restaurant beforehand so that they could make her a cheeseburger.

    AlmightyOne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really only go there for the lobster itself

    Chance Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For everyone who see's something to simp on and automatically does it, zoom in on the profile pi of the person that posted this but on the top!

    Elizabeth Tunney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not a seafood kind of person. Hate it with the power and fury Of 1000000000000000000000000000 Suns. So chicken strips for me, I guess.

    Lucy Shupe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son in law does that Red Lobster, though sometimes he will go for the steak. Drives me crazy.

    Ronel du Plessis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll be me, except my excuse is be allergies. I would give my 2 front teeth for a good fish or any sea food, but that will be my last meal as well.

    Layka Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i get the maple chicken with rice

    Spork420
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be me for sure. No sea vermin on my plate.

    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what they do to it, but Red Lobster has the BEST BROCCOLI!!!

    Sam Kunz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that chicken is probably more fresh than the seafood at a red lobster

    Gurnox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing on that plate goes together

    Ben Steinberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, I worked with a woman whose husband was like this. She said he ate 3 or 4 things (pizza, burger, chicken strips, etc). She quietly lamented that they would never go out to eat except to something like 3 basic restaurants. She really wanted to go for sushi. I felt bad for her.

    Christine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she can eat what she wants in the hospital cafeteria when he's hospitalized for a heart attack.

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    Cat
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    Wow I'd be so embarrassed

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    Shika Louis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I have to make it, chance are, I ain't gonna make it therefore: MOOOM, THERE'S NO FOOD!!!

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    Llewella
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still rememberd my husband at te Disney restaurant a year later, as the man who only ate the kidsmeal

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    Tiari
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to cheaper restaurants if you want premade instead of home-made dinners.

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just choose a limited variety of food. As an adult I don't have to eat food I don't want to eat.

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    Numpty Gamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No tomato. 100% agree there. That one fruit that can get the chuff out of here.

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    Tiari
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that orange stuff on the bottom? Doesn’t look like carrots but it’s the only thing I can thinking with this color...

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love avocado. I have a friend who "loathes" (her word) fruit, any fruit. Is there anyone out there who is also like this?

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    Teucer T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to say, but studies show this occurs very early in childhood development. Here are a couple ideas on how to start though: https://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/ss/slideshow-picky-eating

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    Aldhissla VargTimmen
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I warn everyone I know beforehand that I'm a very picky eater and if I don't eat they don't have to take it personal. Most people now text me with their plans for when I come over and if I will hate it I bring my own food.

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    Giulia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here in italy avocados aren't very common but i heard about how good guacamole is so i tried it and i gagged, but hey at least i tried it. same thing with mangos: I LOVE mango icecream so i decided to try an actual mango: it was AWFUL lmao

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    Giulia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is isn't being a picky eater, HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE ANY FRUIT??? not even one????? every fruit taste differently???? i'm confused and i am a Picky Eater (tm)

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    Freelove
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reformed picky eater here 🙋‍♀️ But chicken tenders are still one of my favorite comfort foods 😍

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    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the obsession with chicken and fries????

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    Mieke Fabry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is true, as a kid until 14 years old, I didn't like anything. when I cooked it myself, I would just try it and now I eat almost everything.

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    Numpty Gamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just have the bacon to be fair. But on toast. With HP Brown sauce.

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    kathoco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a couple come to stay. Asked them what they did and didn't eat: "Well, he's a vegetarian and I don't like vegetables."

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    Omag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger brother orders a mcroyal without anything. They just send a burger patty in a bun and thats it!!! And it have to be a mcroyal, tf difference does it make?!

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    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not. It's amazing different the experience is between food you don't like and food you do. Good food is fun. Bad food is torture.

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    Kristof De Smet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cilantro, that is another story. There is scientific evidence that people are genetically determined to have cilantro taste like soap. I do like it, but not too much.

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    Luna Laluna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my son. Every year for his bday we'll go to his FAVOURITE restaurant. It's buffet restaurant, with more then 100 dishes. Every time he only eat chicken nuggets with fries and vanilla ice cream. No sauces, no other foods, foods can't be touching.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No to the cream cheese, cheese and sometimes mint (depends what is made with it).

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like slimy spaghetti. I like sticky spaghetti. Tons of grated parmesan.

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    Victor Botha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still need to know what bun oil is please. The suspense is too much🤣

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