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Our planet is home to billions of people with unique quirks and traits – and every single one of us holds different opinions. 

Is eating breakfast for dinner acceptable? How essential is a college education? Is social media creating a toxic culture or helping us stay connected? Is Shrek the best-animated movie ever? The list could go on and on, but you get the gist.

Some might argue that being overly opinionated is somewhat frowned upon – however, everybody perceives life in their own way. Distinct opinions foster debate – and debate is great, as you get the opportunity to view the world through someone else's eyes:

What is the smallest, pettiest hill you'll still die on?” – this web user turned to one of Reddit’s most thought-provoking communities, wondering what seemingly unimportant beliefs people are willing to defend, no matter what it costs them. The thread has managed to receive over 14K upvotes in just a matter of days, as well as 14.5K worth of comments and intriguing examples. 

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#1

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What No one wants to hear your phone conversations in public. NO ONE.

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Jihana
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some years ago a woman on the train was discussing her vaginal yeast infection with someone on the phone. Why would you think that's a good idea?

Memere
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've gotten to the age where I would have shouted out "None of us wants to hear about your infected pussy!" ;-D

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Corey Smith
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recently my wife and I went to a museum, and a guy was checking his voicemails and making calls on speakerphone at what sounded like full volume (you could hear the distortion coming from the speakers). Did I mention that this was in a damn museum?

Valisbourne Spiritforge
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is considered a "petty belief"? This is beyond annoying.

S
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had dropped my phone once and it broke just at the top disabling the camera and speaker functions. I could only hold calls on speakerphone because it uses the speaker at the bottom of the phone. I simply would not answer calls in public lol I'd text the person that I'd call them later. I refused to be that person haha

Erufue
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol happened to me too, then i dropped it again and it started functioning!

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Laura Jackson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not just conversations, but I hate hearing their music, games, videos, etc, too.

Grace and Lucy
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When taking a call in public at least use a headset. Waiting in a doctors office and another patient was watching/listening to a how-to video full volume. Annoying as hell.

Sapna Sarfare
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes... the amount of people i see use their phones on speaker in the bus is astounding. And i am talking about India. These idiots play the most atrocious music and are listening

BadCat
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always try to use a normal volume or low enough that I'm not disturbing anyone too much.

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    #2

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Beyonce is overhyped

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Don't understand the big deal about this over over over produced woman. She's made a few danceable numbers, but that's the extent of it in my book.

    OnlyMyOpinion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessss, massively. I've never understood the hype at all.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **insert name of current flavor of the month artist/celebrity here** is overhyped. I get liking or even loving some of the projects these people do but to idolize them to almost godlike status has never made much sense to me. What we see is rarely who they are.

    duck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never really cared for her but I think the outfit in the photo is very pretty

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I really don't get the fuss, I mean I don't dislike her but she's not someone I would choose to listen to or pay a ridiculous amount to see live

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood the whole "queen-bey" thing....but then again, there are people who support the Kardashians.

    Sonnovab Kegeles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more overhyped than Madonna in my opinion.

    Leah Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly... I preferred her in Destiny's Child. Definitely overhyped.

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a classic rock gal myself and the 80's hair bands. I don't get the hype of anyone past that era.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it because she's not the one hyping herself. She does her thing when and how she wants to.

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    #3

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If today is Monday, then the upcoming Saturday is considered “this Saturday” not “next Saturday”. “Next” would be two Saturdays from now. Fight me.

    liketysplits , Dindo Mojica Report

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for the 'fight me' comment. No fight. Just bow of respect

    Daniel O'Neal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say "this coming Saturday" to avoid confusion.

    Jennifer .S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! 'Next' for me always refers to the following week, even if that day hasn't happened yet in the current week. ALWAYS!

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS the "next" Saturday coming up, though. 🤣🤣🤣

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've missed an appointment over this very misunderstanding. To me "next" literally and technically means the very next one that will occur.

    Kerless Wispa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I don't see how you could've missed your appointment? Sounds like you went a Saturday early.

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    OnlyMyOpinion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This Saturday" "A week on Saturday"

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next Saturday means the next Saturday which would be “this” Saturday Do we choose our weapons now or later?

    Rod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a matter in convention. In French, next Saturday is the upcoming Saturday.

    Spencer McClure
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family keep having to clarify "next saturday" as the saturday of next week because of this. It's kinda irritating to be honest.

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    #4

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It’s common courtesy to wait for someone to come off the elevator before entering.

    mkittyxoxo , Dushan Hanuska Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone think otherwise?

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this constantly. I'm trying to wheel off the elevator in my wheelchair and people are insisting on bowling me over to get on. Jokes on them, my wheelchair doubles as a bulldozer. I'm getting OFF

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also trains and busses.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only elevators. Out prevails going in. Out of a toilet. Out of a train. Out of a room. People who try to push in - don't they realize there will be more room if they wait a few seconds? And by that means - Wait a few seconds a few steps away from the door, not right in front of it....

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. The elevator/train/subway isn't magically going to take off as soon as the jerks step in. There's plenty of time, plus there'll be more room!

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I stand firmly in the center of the door so me and fellow passengers can get off without people barreling in first. It's just rude, especially if you have someone with a stroller or walking aides trying to get off; they already have enough to deal with and rudeness shouldn't be thrown at them

    KaySt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just common courtesy, it's common sense. If 5 people want to get out and 5 people want to get in, that elevator is going to get very cosy if those outside don't wait.

    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just common sense. There'll be more room for new people once the ones leaving leave. And, how are they supposed to get out if you're now blocking the exit?

    SupernaturalPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya gonna always have these mouth breathers who are impatient as hell and will not do this

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likewise buses, trains and the Tube.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. But sometimes it can be a lot of work if they do not want to get off.

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    #5

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Put your goddamn shopping cart/trolley in the corral

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, don't be a bum. Don't be lazy. Don't say it's someone else's job. Just do the considerate thing and put the damn cart back.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, parking lots have the cart corrals to make it easier and people still don't or they leave them in the spot next to it. I absolutely hate when they leave carts in the non parking space between handicap spots. That space is to allow the car occupant ease when exiting and entering their vehicle, not for your lazy a*s to dump a cart. I often move those carts out of the way because if you're parking in handicap you're already inconvenienced and don't need extra cràp

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving a cart in the unloading zone of a handicap space makes my blood boil. Some of the disabled people need that space for their wheelchair lift. And then there's the ones who leave a cart in a regular parking space, with a cart corral 10 feet away!

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cart put itself away one time. So, early evening, not many people or cars around. My car was on a slight incline and halfway between each end of the row. I'd finished unloading everything but had already had to chase the cart twice. This time, I let it go, just to see what would happen. It went down to the driving lane, paused for a second then started moving again. It ended going uphill a little and into the corral at the end of the other parking row like it had eyes and was independently powered. There was nothing on it that looked like a motor or anything (I checked afterwards). I tell you, I just stood there and laughed hysterically for a bit.

    Nameless_User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are so bloody lazy. You're about to sit in a car for the remainder of your journey. I don't think putting the cart back is going to break you!

    Anita Rapp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk those steps in my shoes. I might bring it back, but I can't make it back to my car. Not everyone is young and spry.

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    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I judge you HARD if you don't. My opinion doesn't mean anything to anyone, I know, but it says a lot about you as a person if you don't put it in the corral. If you're in a hurry, simply park as close to it as you can.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's inconsiderate not to, not only to the workers, but also the other customers using the parking lot. I would give someone a pass if they have mobility issues or don't want to walk away with their baby in the car or something like that.

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former cart guy, I hate it when people leave their carts out.

    Sonnovab Kegeles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or do what I do, always try to park next to a corral so it's easy

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty good yardstick for the decency of the person involved, at least on the negative side. Like, I've met bad people who put their carts back, but I've never met a good person who leaves them in the middle of the parking lot.

    mom24boys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you shouldn't judge so harshly those who don't. Near handicap parking spots, it might be the handicapped person who can't make it to the cart corral. I look normal but often am in extreme pain and just can't go any further - shopping without the electric cart was as far as I could push myself. Some moms have unloaded kids into the car - should they leave them unattended just to put away a cart? I think it is kinder to be compassionate compared to the "kindness" of putting a cart in a corral.

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    #6

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Adding 's at the end of a word does not make it plural. I've seen it in ads. I've seen it on signs. I've even seen it on a flyer someone wrote advertising their services as a writer. People walk around like it's normal! Out in the street! Saying that they have 14 chicken's! Like monsters! I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpses make it into a slightly bigger hill.

    TophatDapps , Andy Maguire Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corrected it "I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpse's make it into a slightly bigger hill."

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nate, actually the OP was right....it's corpses. The apostrophe denotes possession. Unless you're being sarcastic.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See the book "Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation" by Lynne Truss. Has a panda on the cover. Based on this story: A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots & leaves."

    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best one I ever saw was on a board outside a pub in Cornwall, "our menu chang'es every day"

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, bloody well use the Oxford comma, ffs!

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or putting a cent sign along with a decimal.

    Susun Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me 5 yrs to figure out cent sign on modern keyboard!

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    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or writing "of" instead of "have"... "He should of said so..." Or saying "aks" instead of "ask" ...etc...

    Nina Fett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It irks me to know there's a "should of" hill people are dying on.

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also HATE it when they don't put an s after the apostrophe when possessively talking about someone whose name happens to end in an s already.

    Susun Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, is that wrong? Did I learn wrong or am I just confused?!?

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    James Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem here, I don't have any chicken's.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apostrophes denote possessions (the woman's pen) or contractions (it's = it is). Apostrophes are not salt. Don't (do not) just try sprinkling them in everywhere!

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    #7

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Throwing your cigarette butts is littering.

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    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely NOT PETTY! Birds have been found to be picking up cigarette butts & trying to feed them to their young, or using them as nesting material.

    Evan Klatt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reasons birds do this is apparently because the nicotine in the butts acts as pest control in a sense to ward unwanted guests away from their nests. This being said it’s still 100% NOT okay to litter cigarette butts anywhere. Terrible for the environment/planet

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    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoking already is littering... the air around...

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially on the beach!!! Or worse: throwing them away without even stepping on it to put it out...

    Chris berkley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'm a smoker, and even I 100% agree, if I have to smoke in public I always make sure that's the butt is 100% out then find a trash can to throw it away in.

    Sarah Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so angry at a holes throwing them from their car. Don't smoke in your car if you haven't got anywhere to get rid of them. Also it's way too easy for that to start a fire.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cars used to come with ashtrays! And you can buy cheap ones for newer model cars! No excuses.

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    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokers are the biggest offenders of littering and for some reason they don't see it as a problem

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this with a passion! The earth is not your ash tray!

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snuff it out properly and don't leave it smoldering in the cigarette bins.

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    #8

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When a kid has a birthday, only HE gets to blow out the candles! It INFURIATES me to my very soul when I see other kids try to blow them out. The only thing worse is when adults LET THEM.

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we stop spitting on cakes in general?

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cake, my birthday, my candles. That is all.

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, the cake is covered with spittle... 🎂 🤢 🤮

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. So it really IS wrong when my ex BFFs and their crushes blow out all the candles, giggling excitedly like it’s their birthday, take all the party hats and party stuff, throw themselves in the party decorations and pop out balloons, eat all the cake when me and my family hadn’t even got to it, play games by themselves and completely ignore me, opening and helping themselves to the gifts, stealing general stuff from off-limits basement, and generally have a very nice and havocked time completely ignoring me?

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use a cupcake for the candle.. easier for the kid, no spit on the cake.

    Rocky Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesssssssss...this is so sacred to me. Parents that are like, "oh let your sibling, they want to", does not respect the kid being asked. Much at all.

    Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't let anyone blow out candles. It's gross and unhygienic.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when parents re-light the candles so that any kid in attendance who wants to blow out candles gets a turn. Teach them that the world does not revolve around them. Do not give in to the tantrum.

    MG Lorange
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course, it is for birthday wishes for the birthday kid!

    Becky Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me twice as a kid at the same party. I got so frustrated and upset its my cake and candles. worst part? it was my brother and my parents didnt stop him. I was called irrational and emotional and should "get over it"

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    #9

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What I don't care how you pronounce them, but it's written "could/would/should/might HAVE", not "could of".

    TwoTheVictor , kellywritershouse Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AMEN! It drives me crazy, and I'm not even a native speaker.

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It bugs me even more when a Native English speaker gets this wrong.

    jovis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually only seen people from the US write it this...

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    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my current pet hate.

    tabitha knipp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Additional million upvotes. I hate this so much. I have ghosted dudes I was talking to for this reason. #notevensorry

    jburgh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, I upvoted Minath because I though they said that this was their pet’s current hate. That struck me as hilarious. Need to work on my reading comprehension.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except in Simplified English (aka American) coudda, woudda, shoudda, mightta . . .

    DragonflyGreen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one (driving) - "I should've went" instead of "gone." Huge pet peeve of mine.

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    #10

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The toilet paper roll goes over not under!!!

    wrapped-in-rainbows , edkohler Report

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you have cats.... 🐈

    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have cats. They have NEVER pulled the paper off the roll. The paper goes over, not under.

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    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take it any way as long as the roll is replaced once they finish. There is a Phantom Crapper at my house m

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mount the holder vertical and start another argument

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why though? Yes i'm a repeat offender but as i'm the only one who actually bothers to change the toilet roll I really don't care :D

    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, that is correct. i discovered this when i saw the drawing of the original patent application.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's an illustration for a patent, not an instruction manual.

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    Elaine Elder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toddlers, puppies and felines of all ages love to see how far that roll will unroll through the house. If you have never seen a cat un roll an entire triple roll then have those super round space saucer eyes as they swoosh it around the floor with their tail pointing straight up, you have not met a true cat. It's the demon right under the surface.so close it might pop out any second. You can never put it back on that cardboard center ĺike it was... so you trade it out for a new one.1

    Evol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just like it under.

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've even changed them to over in public restrooms, like the pub or restaurant. Pathetic, but a small pleasure :)

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    #11

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It’s “I couldn’t care less” “I could care less” doesn’t even make sense.

    Aftmostfieesh , Brian Evans Report

    Michelle Gosney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the one that bugs me the most.

    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless the literal meaning of the phrase is what they mean

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like "I could care less" That means you do care At least a little - Weird Al, Word Crimes

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend is getting married tomorrow. I could care less; it could be his brother's wedding instead.

    Lee The Thespian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU LITERALLY NO ONE EVER SAYS IT RIGHT AND IT BUGS ME TO NO END

    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word 'literally' being used wrongly is a kicker for me as well... ;)

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    𝖊𝖆
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please take note every American script writer 😵‍💫

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not petty at all, basic grammar

    crazydogmama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to upvote a hundred times!!!!!

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I could care less" means you do actually care a little, I prefer the Scottish "I could'nae gie a flying f**k" it's much more simple and straight to the point.

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    #12

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Being late, making others wait, or any other method of wasting another’s time, is stealing the most valuable, non-retrievable, irreplaceable thing in their life.

    Usual_Mayhem , Evan Report

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. As I’ve gotten older and watched the previous generation start to shuffle off this mortal coil, have beaten the big C in my late 20s and began to lose a few friends too early, I resolved that my time is the most valuable thing in my life. I semi-jokingly tell people that disrespect my or others’ time that I value it at a minimum of $60/hr. Stealing other peoples time is the worst. Not appreciating them when they gift you their time is entitled & inconsiderate.

    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @FreshGanesh, I want to double upvote and make a law that wasting time needs a fine

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    Celeste Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think being late or keeping someone waiting is so disrespectful.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately thought of "f*****g rude." Your version is classier.

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    Jennifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like talking to me. Out of the blue. Complaining to me, telling me about your aches, just otherwise making noise with your face. Unannounced, uninvited and uninteresting. Just. Stop.

    Lisa Hillis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I think this is probably the most entitled group of commenters I've ever come across! When dealing with other humans, why can't compassion and understanding be the default? Instead it's this automatic "me me me me" reaction where your default is to feel superior when someone doesn't behave as social norms dictate. What if instead your default was to assume they had a shi**y morning and their kid had a tantrum at daycare drop off, or they spilled coffee on their shirt and had to drive home and change, or they are neuro-divergent (ADHD, Autistic etc.) and lost the battle with time blindness today? Maybe the world would be a kinder place. After all, you are responsible for your own emotions and no one can magically "make you" feel anything. Instead of holding onto so much toxic contempt, maybe play a game on your phone or watch the squirrels outside your window or just breathe for a little while. Choose compassion and hold yourself accountable for your emotions and consequent reaction.

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I have no clue what people consider wasting time is anymore. Apparently, unless you're giving someone money, offering them a service, basically business transactions only and only in the swiftest, mechanical, robotic way beyond humanly possibly is worth people's time. I wonder if that's how they treat their friends. I've had people tell me unless I was paying them $300 I can't say hi. Like, What? I understand people are in a bind, just like I am, but that's a whole other level of entitlement. No one is that special.

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    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are few things on earth that p**s me off more then someone who can't be on time. I will permanently shut you out of my life and I don't care who you are.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you arrive 5 minutes early you waste your time; if you arrive 5 minute late you waste my time. Arthur, First Duke of Wellington.

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you waste my time, I will unfriend you. Period.

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not come to Spain then... It took me a lot of time to get used to the habit of accepting that "on time" is just not really a thing here. Sometimes people show up a little late, sometimes not at all and they don't even let you know they're not planning on coming.... which I personally think is rude, but learned to take it with a pound of salt, it's never personal, people just can't be bothered by it so much I guess ;)

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time thieves. It's horrible because you literally cannot get time back.

    Carman Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I detest waiting on someone. If you tell me a certain time and you're not there it's bye bye

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    #13

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It is possible to look at something on a grocery store shelf without blocking the whole aisle. Looking at you, shoppers in a certain Aldi this afternoon …

    treecatks , Virginia Retail Report

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll never forget this… once I was trying to pass a man and woman with their cart at the end of a very long aisle. They were in the very middle. I couldn’t go around on either side of them. I said, “Excuse me.” No one budged. I thought perhaps they didn’t hear me. I said it again a little louder. The man looked at me and went to move the cart, but the woman grabbed it and said to him, “When I’m done.” That’s when I became “done.” I walked over to their cart, shoving it aside and pointing to the man with her, I said, “He may have to wait until you’re ‘done,’ but I don’t! I’m ‘done’ being polite. Move it!” She stared at me dumbfounded, while he told her, “You deserved that.” She looked at him and said, “Shut up.” And I continued shopping.

    Daniel O'Neal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not as bad as two families of five who have to block the whole aisle to have a 20-minute conversation, even though they just saw each other in church on Sunday.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the phone, turned sideways. Oblivious. Wish I could figure out Levicorpus. Think of all those blockers up by the ceiling.

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    RedCorvette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also whole families going to the grocery store and blocking the aisle. Then look aggrieved when you say excuse me

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only stand back to get a better view if I'm looking for something specific. BUT I maintain awareness and make sure I'm not blocking anyone or in anyone's way; if I see someone coming, I move out of the way

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too. I also make sure my cart is up close to the shelf on the right before I step back to look - I hate people who leave their cart in the middle of the aisle!

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    Paul Beebe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RULES OF THE ROAD APPLY TO STORE AISLES AND THE SIDEWALK.... Don't stop in the middle of the aisle or sidewalk to chit chat either....LOL

    Leslie Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people park their cart in front of the only section of an item, and then walk 10-12 feet away or around the corner to grab something else. They inconvenience everyone else so they don't have to push their cart the extra distance.

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, blocking the whole aisle to have a catch up chat

    Sonnovab Kegeles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for god's sake don't stand next to the side of your cart while looking. That blocks traffic both directions.

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I liked the arrows on the floor during COVID. Wish they were a permanent change

    DK TG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People - when shopping with a cart, pretend your driving on a 2 way street - stay in your lane!

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    #14

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Don't talk with your mouth full of food. Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to see partially chewed food in your mouth.

    ChillyWillie03 , AZ COF Report

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or smacking your mouth when eating ..makes me want to physically throttle someone .....

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know its called misophonia? I just want to throat punch people who smack and make noises while eating.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse than that is chewing loudly

    Loolie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't chew food with your mouth open full stop.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or eating with your mouth open..

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the VERY LEAST, cover your mouth with your hand.. but I'm willing to bet the person you're talking to will kindly wait for you to finish chewing to continue the conversation.

    Wandering Muffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. So much. I have learned however, that there might be a cultural element to table manners and have been less offended d by oversights as a result.

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or not covering your mouth when yawning.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought everyone over the age of 6 knew this.

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    #15

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When I have time approved off from work and something goes wrong, no it is not my responsibility to log back on and take care of it.

    ironwheatiez , Mitch Barrie Report

    Matt MacFarlane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked away from a job because my arrogant supervisor would never leave me alone. Calling and texting all hours..never got time away from the job.

    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the 2000's called, they want their computer back.

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barnes and Noble called. They want their Computer aisle back.

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno... is it your project? Just thinking about my engineering family and when projects need to go out/have questions/clients have questions...

    PADNA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same with it. We rarelly have luxury to stop clients production for a smooth start

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    Teresa Scott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job security might say otherwise.

    Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that the most recent photo available of an office?

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha. I have the same tower. One day I'll clean it and get it booted up again

    Tamyra Kaye
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salaried or not, I put my phone on DND when I'm done working.

    PADNA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does not work when it's literally your code that broke... and left 50 workers are idle because software is broken

    Patrick Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're a manager and salaried. Then they think they own you.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! My former boss (I'm self employed, so technically he was my client) owned an IT company. He threw a b*tch fit when I didn't answer my phone when he had one of HIS clients on a conference call (which I was completely unaware of). So I called him back about 15 minutes later & he was livid. I let him rant for a bit and then sweetly asked, "Oh, so you WANTED yourself & Mr. X to listen to me having explosive diarrhea? May I remind you that I am not at your beck & call 24/7? And while we're at it - the NEXT time you schedule a conference call you need to let me know before hand, like the day before, not 15 minutes prior. Yeah - I quit/fired him as a client shortly thereafter.

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    #16

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What That you need to let people off the f*****g subway before you get on. My guy, you will get on - let me off first!

    croix_v , Paul Robertson Report

    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I've nearly missed my stop a couple of times because someone has got onto the train the second the doors opened, and of course this gives the greenlight for all the other passengers on the platform to do the same meaning I essentially have to push my way out.

    Isaac Borchardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the upvote tis 5 milion times button

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be the norm on any form of public transit.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On MARTA (Atlanta public transit), when a train arrives the announcement asks people to please let passengers exit the train before those waiting get on board. Most riders are good at heeding this request.

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    Sophie Vivian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only stipulation is that as a wheelchair user I have very little time to get my chair to the designated areas on the train where I can lock my wheels and back up against the wall for safety. I wait for people to get off but sometimes this means I’m still hurrying to get to a safe spot to ride the train before it starts moving and that’s pretty scary! Though I will be courteous anyway!

    h to da izzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worst are parents with strollers blocking the doors and try to push their way inside as people are still exiting the subway. there is a special place reserved for them in hell..

    Madeleine
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And of all the things to push aggressively into a crowd with, they choose their very young child! It’s a bit insane.

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    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing with the bus. People who do this suck.

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture is Glasgow’s famous Clockword Orange!

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just like the logic on elevators

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    #17

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Big groups who won't make way on the sidewalk. If you wont move I will walk right into you.

    marcellabitch , Jaysin Trevino Report

    SupernaturalPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will refuse to move and will be the one who walks right into the middle of the flock .

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I have walked through people before because they won't move. If I'm walking with my 3 year old and they are effectively trying to force us to walk on the road... Politeness takes a back seat.

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    Jonathan Setter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just stop. I then become an obstacle that THEY have to move around, instead of trying to find a way around myself

    Wayne Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walk right through them. If they complain I just say "Don't stsnd in the ####ing way then."

    Miguel Lozano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a very crowded city (Mexico City) and this is by far one the most obnoxious things for me! Move the f*** over, you're not in the Reservoir Dogs poster!!!

    mm65851
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or one person walking a dog on a long leash and it's wandering all over the available space.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason I would keep my dogs on the inside of the sidewalk.

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    Kevin J. Henning
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me a couple of times with groups of joggers. Just walk into them, they'll get the message...eventually. A bit off the subject but it happens with cyclists taking the middle of the road. I have a solution for that too but it is illegal.

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle of the road, or middle of the lane? In Australia the latter is where they are legally allowed to be. As Lance Armstrong said "Claim The Lane".

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    Jakub Luberda - pisze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked off the sidewalk because a Tetris wall of chattering women was blocking the way, even after looking back and seeing I'm trying to pass them, and by stepping off the curb I almost got hit by a car from behind.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had women in pairs play chicken with me on the sidewalk. When I was a kid, my mother would shove me behind her every time another pedestrian came toward us until I learned to do it myself.

    Tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just relax. My RBF apparently makes people move aside for me.

    Nancy Lynch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like traffic. Keep tight if you drive on the right. If you don't, walk like the country you're in.

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    #18

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Cologne (and perfume) should be discovered, not announced. Stop weaponising that s**t by bathing in it.

    beetrootfuelled , Freddycat1 Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a terrible migraine tonight, took a lot of medication so the headache was gone in the morning. I still felt like throwing up, but I did not want to stay home. In the hallway at work a woman walked in front of me who absolutely REEKED of sone terribly sweet perfume. That did not help with my already upset stomach...

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a couple of women at my last job who bathed in cologne. And then there were the ones who brought in those plug-in air fresheners - those things gave me horrible cluster headaches which are actually a type of migraine! Don't get me started on Febreze either.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard about that story where in a school some students were hospitalized because some dudes doused themselves in so much cologne and deodorant?

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably Axe - the Brut of the 90's!

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Discovered, not announced" - perfect way to put this!

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfumes (male or female) / body spray are no replacement for a shower either.

    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people continually wear a fragrance their nose becomes accustomed to the smell, and effectively blocks it out. They wear more and more of it to compensate. And thus become an olfactory grenade to us sensitive souls. If you are going to wear a fragrance, change it up every few days. That way you will only need a little. It will save your wallet, and the airways/heads of those who are not enamoured by it.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, good makeup looks like you aren't wearing any at all. It is supposed to accentuate/highlight your features. Too many girls running around like it's RuPaul's Drag Race.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Sorry. I gotta chime in here. The little goth kid inside me is pretty shocked that folks still judge others based on looks, style, etc. And by the way, it's not just girls anymore. It's a "much bigger world" nowadays.

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    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. My daughter's tongue swells up whenever she's gets a whiff of someone's marinade. It burns my nose and eyes. It has no business being in schools and the work place. If you smell it, everyone else can smell it 5x stronger.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh makes me think of people wearing Axe; I can't breath around that c**p

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the scent arrives 5 minutes before you do, you know it's wrong!

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heard that only your lover should smell your perfume, not everyone in the room.

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    #19

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Use the left lane for passing and then get back into the doggone right lane. Grew up in Germany where that's enforced on the Autobahn. American left lane hogs drive me nuts, especially when they go five miles under the speed limit. What's the friggin' point?

    ellygator13 , Thank You (22.5 Millions+) views Report

    Erik Ivan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden there is a fine if you hug the left lane. Only problem iis that there is no one to enforce trafic laws.

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People still don’t do it much here. It’s considered by most to be total asshòlerhy, thankfully.

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    SupernaturalPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here and this infuriates me to no end. Also you if feel you cannot go faster than 40 on an interstate than baby maybe you shouldn’t be driving

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lane camping is a huge problem. On a 75 mph tollway, a 55 mph left lane camper is asking for road rage and accident.

    GettheOtis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if you're flying in the left lane and someone is tailgating you, get over and let them pass, then get back in the left lane. Brake-checking at 80mph makes you the bigger AH

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. There is no speed in the left lane that means you don't have to yield. Doing 180 and someone wants to pass? Yield

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I especially hate it when someone zooms past me, pulls in front of me and immediately slows down.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who insist on changing lanes in front of you just before they make a turn.

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    Teresa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a state law here that slower traffic must stay in the right lane Doesn't matter, though. People still putt-putt away in the left lane, blocking traffic. It's infuriating!

    Azolane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when the driver in the left lane goes at the same speed as the vehicle in the right lane, and you're stuck behind them with no way out, and cars all tailgating behind you, it's so dangerous. What are they even thinking ?

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, the left lane is for fast driving. the middle is for passing/coasting at the speed limit and the right lane is generally for folks who go a little slower, trucks, people exiting off the highway, etc. It's not written anywhere that these are the rules but most people just know this. Every once in a while you get someone who's like 'it's not the law so I can do what I want' and they go 40 in the left lane of a 65 speed limit and cause huge backups in traffic just to be jerks. And one thing I hate here is how people drive right on your a*s, with almost no space between cars. If I have to brake quickly you're going to hit me. People who tailgate are the worst kinds of people. It's always some douchenozzle guy or a 20 year old girl who is paying literally no attention, right up on you and trying to scare you into going faster by flashing lights or swerving behind you. I go like 90 on the highway (the limit is 65-it's not like i'm going slow), I'm not going faster.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some places in California, designated truck lanes at the far right are marked in particular steep parts.

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    Kristie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, left lane riders are the worst!

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that in Missouri & Kansas, on 4-lane highways, it's actually illegal to stay in the left lane. Left lane is strictly for passing, & the only exception is if the right lane is blocked. And I can guarantee that if the State Highway Patrol, or a Sheriff's patrol sees you, they *will* pull you over & give you a citation. It is different though once that highway enters a city or town, then the speed is reduced & you can drive in the left lane.

    C Foster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    far as I know, it's illegal in most if not all states. hp just doesn't enforce it everywhere

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    #20

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Bank of America charged me $2 for a miscellaneous charge, in 1997. I called to ask what it was for because there was no reason. The lady on the phone said, well, I can't tell you because it is miscellaneous. I asked her to then please reverse it and she refused. I pulled all three of my accounts from them and moved them to a credit union and ever since, full stop refuse to have a damn thing with that company.

    Handbag_Lady , Markus Report

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my debit card declined at a gas station on a pay day, when my check was auto-deposited. Bank of America was right next door, so I popped inside. The teller very loudly berated me, saying my account had a hold put on it because I’d been “depositing” checks I’d written… immediately taking cash out of my account, knowing the checks were no good. The bank was giving me the cash, assuming the checks would clear. And I’d amassed more than $4000 this way. And the bank was going to press charges. By then, every customer in the lobby was staring at me, like I was scum of the Earth. Thoroughly embarrassed, I told the clerk to check again. Check MY account again. To look for those supposed deposit/withdrawals. Her face said it all. And in a low voice, that no one else could hear, she said, “I’m sorry. There’s obviously a mistake.” Loudly, I repeated, “YOU SAY YOU’RE MISTAKEN? IT’S NOT ME DOING THESE THINGS?” I withdrew all my money. Closed my account. And will not do business with them.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago, Wells Fargo had a scandal where they were caught taking out fake amounts in people's names. I got a home loan shortly after that came out and I purposefully didn't go with then because of that. 3 months later, they bought my loan and I ended up with then anyway. During the pandemic, when rates dropped, I refinanced to get away from them and saved money too!

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US Bank just did the same thing actually. They never learn.

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    SupernaturalPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOA and Wells Fargo are the worst. Don’t ever bank with them

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an account with a national bank and one with a credit union. I'd move all my moolah to the latter, but I like to have easy access to my cash when I travel. The possibility of me going entirely with my credit union is far from zero, tho.

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    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to refi my mortgage, bank wanted 3500$ fee. I said you already have the loan. You just have to push buttons. They said 3500$. I said but... bank said 3500$. I said. No. Went to the credit union. Mortgage application was 350$. Been with them ever since.

    Kathy Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit BoA when I deposited CASH and it still took 5 days for them to credit it to my account,

    Skeeter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had my credit union ask for my permission to hold a large deposit for up to ten days for the check to clear. I said no and she said, do you want to deposit it or not? I said of course I do, but I'm not going to wait ten days. She got a manager over and guess what, funds were available as soon as the check cleared, in a matter of minutes. They want to draw interest on your money for ten days. Don't fall for it.

    b
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I closed my B of A account when they held accessability to a deposit too long. I was starving and broke because of it. Closed my account and refused student loans through them.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did he right thing. That bank is so predatory. They used to hold on to my paychecks for five days before releasing the funds. Criminal.

    RedCorvette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same but it was Wells Fargo and I was a customer for 12 years. The manager even asked why and told him that I’m sick and tired of being fleeced. I’m with a credit union now and happier.

    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a BoA account that I closed because they were charging me for making deposits. I also went with a credit union after that.

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    #21

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Scrolling through TikTok/Reels/whatever with your volume up in public or semi-public places (transit, waiting room, restaurant).

    technocraft , Nordskov Media Report

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this behavior. And what's up with walking around with the phone on speaker having a conversation? NO ONE cares what you are saying. Just put the phone to your ear like a normal civilized person.

    SupernaturalPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They think we give a s**t about them , their phone , and their convo....we don’t . You look like assholes to the rest of us

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    Crazy Dog Lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean listening to ANY video with the volume on in a public space? No one wants to hear your video. My FIL will listen to videos and music while we're watching tv and it makes me want to go off.

    Madeleine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one says anything to him about it?! Even to politely ask him to stop? It’s very rude and self-regarding, and he shouldn’t feel entitled to behave that way.

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People letting their kids play games/movies/videos/etc... in a restaurant.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve noticed a trend… with wireless earbuds that need to be kept charged… it’s gotten worse. Because if the earbuds need charging… people will not opt to wait until they can charge them… and they won’t forgo listening to something… they just listen to whatever it is out loud. Charge your earbuds, folks!

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst is when guys are watching porn on their phones in public in full view of young kids. I've seen it in an airport.

    I'mNotARoboat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be considered public indecency at the very least, especially in front of minors.

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    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting in a game lobby with 12+ people scrolling Tiktok over their mics.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to offer my 2 cents to those private conversations. If they object, don't put I on speaker!

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I neither want nor need to hear YOUR entertainment.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you could legally grab their phone & stomp on it…

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i regularly have to ask customers to turn their music down, as our coffee shop is quiet, and people come to study and relax. asked these 2 guys last xmas if they'd turn their music down, they said 'it's not music, it's tiktoks' like i'd suddenly go 'oh? tiktok! that's totally different then, continue your distruption!' people facetime in our shop (loudly), watch football matches etc. do these people not know headphones exist?!

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    #22

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Piqued my interest. It’s not “peaked”

    bhbbby , Jennie Park mydisneyadventures Report

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used piqued once in a conversation with a co-worker. Mind you, she had a college degree & I don't, but the woman had no idea what that word means! I had to rephrase my remark to "it caught my interest" before she understood.

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't dumb down your vocabulary - she learned a new word that day

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    TuesdayDangerGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    manager at my office uses cue instead of queue. "I put that project in your cue" ugh

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's a sneak peek, not a sneak peak. FFS

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also "for all intents and purposes" not "for all intensive purposes" It's also "In like flynn" not "in like flint" It's also "coming down the pike" not "coming down the pipe". But I digress. I had to learn to speak English....so can Americans :)

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you SO much for mentioning the former. I was dating a woman that said "all intensive purposes" AND "could of, should of, would of". I just didn't want to date someone sounded dumb (even if they weren't actually less intelligent).

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    Anita Rapp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's 'bury the lede' not lead. Look it up

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider my interest has peaked.

    Cynthia Souza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with "cue" and "queue." When someone comments, "'Queue" the angry reactions," I know they don't know what the word means.

    Spencer McClure
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Peaked" isn't a bad word to use if you mean that your attention was fully on whatever you're talking about. However, yes, in the context that most use it, "piqued" is the appropriate one.

    I'mNotARoboat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pique" means sting in French. Peaked means what James pointed out. Most of the time when people say "peaked interest" they mean "piqued interest".

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man another one I've probably done before. Ugh I hate grammar mistakes!

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    #23

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Fish is meat. I had one friend who would not let it go and argued that it was not and it was ‘just fish’ so much that it became a running joke.

    Undead-Loyalist , stu_spivack Report

    Danni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be very simple, if it was alive and is now dead, it is meat, eating it means you are not vegetarian. no buts ands or ifs.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plants aren't still living and growing when we eat them, though. They're dead too.

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    Tam StaR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rule was if it thinks and/or blinks, it's meat.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cannibalism is still frowned upon though :\

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some religions consider only warm blooded animals as meat

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're warm when I throw em on the grill

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    justmemorticia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my grandma used to do that too when she was cooking for us. She was Christian and was taught that during fasting, people should "abstain from eating the flesh of warm-blooded animals" - therefore fish was okay during fasting. Somehow that translates to "fish isn't meat" for some poeple.

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's really fun is that in the Middle Ages, European Christians weren't supposed to eat meat during Lent, but fish was fine--and so was beaver, because that was considered fish (because it's a partially aquatic animal). In South America, you can eat capybara during Lent for the same reason. https://www.foodandwine.com/news/capybara-beaver-muskrat-lent-approved-foods

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not vegetable, it's not mineral, so modern physics notwithstanding, that only leaves animal, i.e., meat.

    Zwiebel Suppe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know (but this might be a legend), the distinction between "meat" and "fish" was invented by medieval Christian monks (or nuns). There were several fasting periods throughout the year and they got annoyed with not eating properly so often. So, since meat was forbidden, someone declared fish a non-meat animal, so fish could be eaten on fasting days. (In Germany, there's still the tradition of serving fish on Fridays and especially on Good Friday for this is a traditional fasting day.) This even went so far that at some point the beaver was declared a fish (you know, it mostly lives in the water...) so it could be hunted and eaten all year round... You see, people tried to sneak their way around the rules in all times :)

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR? I have a pescatarian friend who says the only MEAT they eat is FISH.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lively debate elsewhere about a couple of vegans who thought bacon was a vegetable as they'd been "eating it forever". Opinions varied between 1 it was a joke (from a VEGAN?) 2 they had been eating a "bacon-like" substance made from vegetable matter and 3 they were both stupid. Sadly there was no opportunity to vote.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "If it has animal cells, it's meat"?

    Bob Banks
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a vegetarian you shouldn't eat anything with a face!

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    #24

    You “lose” a bet. You don’t “loose” a bet

    Any_Ad4737 Report

    Charlie grace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad this is listed. It is my absolute number one pet peeve. Why is it so often wrong?!

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because people have a loose grip on grammar these days and seem to lose interest when being corrected

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to lose the loose change in my pocket.

    LeilaOdinis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you lose weight, your pants are loose.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I get the pet peeve… as a teacher, I can also understand why this happens in writing (not so much in speech). We teach that the /o͞o/ sound is spelled with a double O. And both words are said with the /o͞o/ sound, despite “lose” being spelled with only one O, which can be confusing. It’s the final sound that’s different. Lose = /lo͞oz/, loose = /lo͞os/. I teach my students… for pronunciation: “Lose” has that final /z/ sound. If you lose, you come in last. Z is the last letter in the alphabet. For spelling: If you “lose” a race (or object), you “lost” it. Both words use one O. I also use what Nikki Sevven posted: I don’t want to lose my loose change (1 comes before 2, so use one O in the first word, two O’s in the second word).

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this and your IQ became room temperature in my eyes.

    Nova Ryder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IQ and knowledge are not the same thing. IQ is the ability to learn and retain information that is learned. while knowledge is what you know. so its very easy to have an high iq and misuse words.

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    Exotic Butters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't continue reading when I come across loose for lose. Also: seen. As in " I see you in Walmart yesterday "

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want any “loose” weight! I have enough weight, as it is!!! I want to “lose” weight! (I mentally picture “loose” weight as spare tires around someone’s middle flopping around. 😂)

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite not quiet. Two different words and meanings.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be losing it to let loose like that...

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister! Argh. She constantly uses incorrect/just plain wrong words. Christmas ordaments, his thoughts are asimime, in the passed (seriously?). Drives me nuts,

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    #25

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Don’t wave me through the 4 way stop to “be nice”, just take your goddamn turn.

    AudraA444 , jantos Report

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, I dislike it when people give me the right of way when I don't have it. It confuses me and other road-users. I do not expect it, I expect I have to wait my turn, and then someone waves at me that I can go first, and I get confused and feel like I should hurry, and then if I go, I pay less attention to other stuff (like someone crossing the road next to me). There are exceptions - when it is really busy and you're on a side road, and there is no gap in sight to turn on the road as well. But not when there is no real need.

    Emiloy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. It’s much safer when right of way protocols are followed and everyone’s actions are predictable

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    Hobby Hopper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this one is dangerous. The safest thing you can do driving is what is expected. That's also why turn signals are important.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be nice, be predictable.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drivers handbooks I read all stated that the right of way is given, not taken. However, I agree with the posting. Take your darned turn. Too cautious a driver is almost as bad as too aggressive a driver.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right of way is yielded to specific vehicles / pedestrians though. You don't give it as a gift, you give it as specified by law.

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    Matt MacFarlane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a particular 4 way stop in my town, it's like a black hole of stupidity. People who normally drive just fine get to this stop and then just sit there like they have no clue what to do. I don't get it.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always take the right of way when it's yours.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. People have a hard enough time executing the rules correctly; don't muddle it by confusing the situation further.

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, learn to count to four. Then we can all take our turn

    just me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People at the crosswalks, too. I'm legally required to stop if you're standing there, so please just go.

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a problem. When somebody waves me on when it's my turn or I have the right of way, it boils my blood. You don't have the authority to "let" me go.

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    #26

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If you open the microwave before it's done clear the timer so the next person doesn't have to try figure out why it's not starting.

    braaibros , CJ Sorg Report

    Jen Weber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caved and finally created a BP account just so I could up vote this one.

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s loads of petty hills I’m willing to die on but this one doesn’t mean much to me. Press the button once and you’re done.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it means "clear the timer?"

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you take your food out early, the timer will stay on. Then the next person has to clear it before putting the time in for her food.

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It screws with the microwave clock, too!

    Kristin Malliet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine will beep incessantly until I clear it. I value my sanity.

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er....I just press cancel and put my food in. Not really difficult to figure out why it's not starting.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother always leaves 1 second.

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    #27

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The meteorological phenomenon is "lightning", NOT "lightening"

    TwoTheVictor , Kenneth Hagemeyer Report

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was struck by lightning while I was lightening my hair.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen it written that way.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lightning is really lightening the sky!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even Lightening McQueen?

    Patrick Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "Lightening" if you're bleaching your teeth.

    Fieke Engelen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bad idea to be lightening your hair in the middle of a lightning storm

    Justin Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU!!!!! This irritates me so freakin' much!

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    #28

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When you're inside it's the floor, when you are outside it's the ground.

    DrewCallen , Jon-Eric Melsæter Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you are on the ground floor of a building?

    Sonnovab Kegeles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous Akita's. Yes I put the apostrophe in just to bug people, I know it doesn't belong lol

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the phrase "the forest floor" is okay.

    Redpen88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is debatable. I think a level of flooring material is involved. I have a dirt floor basement. Would you still say "put that on the floor" or " put that on the ground?"

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'probably say 'don't put it down or it will get dirty'.

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    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also roof and ceiling. roof for outside, ceiling for inside.

    tullotoe underfoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you are in an unfinished basement with nothing but a dirt floor, or a hut?

    Debbie Stearne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be the British who use the same word for both.

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    #29

    Saying “irregardless”, despite the fact it’s in the dictionary (albeit, as a “nonstandard”), makes you look and sound like a f*****g moron. “Regardless” does the job. It means “without regard”. So adding the prefix “ir-“ is goddamned redundant.

    AquaSherbet Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irregardless of your point, irregardless is still a correct term and can still be used irregardless of your feelings.

    Mark Underwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irregardless was added to the dictionary because morons wouldn't stop using it instead of regardless. Stupid is as stupid does.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need the "ir" prefix because you've got the "less" suffix. "Irregardless" is a double negative.

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh! I have the same pet peeve, but with the word "conversate." Yeah, god damnit it's in the dictionary as "non-standard," but hearing the word "conversate" instead of "converse" makes me want to peel the skin from my face.😱

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without without regard..

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A double negative, yes! Although, probably more like “not without regard.”

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just some stopwoordjes - filler words? also. Like, literally. "I literally died laughing, it was that funny" - no you didn't. Or "legit". Also a meaningless filler word for many here.

    Mark Buckrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merriam Webster had stated that just because "irregardless" is a word, doesn't mean that you should use it!

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like iridescent when descent will do. 🤣

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind if you say irregardless, as long as you don't mind if I think you're an idiot.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to teach myself to stop doing this. Now they've given up and it's considered acceptable.

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    #30

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Sidewalk and hallway traffic should move like road traffic. Stick to the side of the sidewalk or hallway based on the direction you are going. I will not move out of my way for you if you are walking on the wrong side.

    simongurfinkel , mrhayata Report

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also make note of the part of the world you are in! We don't all drive on the right side!

    Gingergirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we keep to the left in Australia

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    Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree, Even in the UK on a trip I kept working w/ my kids to stay on the "wrong" side of the sidewalk. Should be like basic traffic flow

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scared to drive in the UK and other countries that drive in the left lane because driving is so automatic (no pun intended) and subconsciously that I'm afraid I'd switch without thinking. Four way traffic intersections square the poop out of me, just thinking about it.

    KAREN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrong or right person will move you if you don't move so be careful 🤔🤕😵☹️😮

    Iara Ra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mess here in London. You should keep left!

    Herb Coleman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that depend on the country you are from or in. BTW aren't there such things as one-way streets? Do have to cross the street to be on the right side to flow with "traffic"?

    Bob Poropatich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. In most Western Cultures, traffic travels in the right lane, not the left. So why not just walk this way to avoid all bumps and walk arounds and move overs! I also stop dead in my tracks if someone is walking towards me in my lane.

    Craig Mansell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We drive in the right side, and the right side is the left. Obviously.

    Den Ver
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During the first months of Covid, people who had more time on their hands than usual discovered walkways/bicycle paths. I was amused at first by the way they held their arms out a little wider than normal when they walked, like they were on a balance beam. I assume these were people who never walked anywhere because they left the "box" they called home in the morning and got into their car-box and drove to their work-box and reversed this in the evening. On weekends, maybe they went to restaurant or theatre "boxes". . . . . . . . . . . Later I became annoyed when I saw what hazards they were. They acted like Idiots Out Wandering Around. They would get in the way of the normal path users who walked fast, or jogged, or cycled, by either walking side by side, or, on the wrong side of the path, or, were clueless that someone might pass from behind and would just randomly move sideways. Things are much better now. They either learned society's rules for harmony, or have gone back inside.

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    #31

    It is a PIN, not a PIN number. PIN stands for personal identification number. Just like it is an ATM, not an ATM machine.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I use my PI number when I am at the AT machine?

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NATHANIEL IS THE ONLY ONE ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS YOU GUYS

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    Angela Turrall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally agree, but it is a pin number when you're a Kiwi talking to an Australian. I had a good minute of back and forth many years ago with a man who thought I was asking for his PIN and (naturally) didn't want to give it to me, when I was just asking if he had a PEN, to write down the information he was asking for. We had a good laugh when we finally got there, but from then on it was a 'pen for writing' or a 'pin number'.

    Susan De Nimes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is known as RAS* Syndrome. *Redundant Acronym Syndrome syndrome

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's VIN, not "VIN Number" for your car or truck.

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll disagree - this is an example of the language growing to encompass the current events. When the majority of speakers use any convenient term, it becomes part of the language. 'Aspirin', 'Kleenex', SCUBA, and ATM fits here, I think.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all these are examples of an irritating redundancy. Except "irritating redundancy" is itself a redundancy.

    Leah Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone love this bit in Schitt's Creek other than myself?

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    #32

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What "6 a.m. in the morning." No. Just no.

    FantasticPear , Thomas Quine Report

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use 24hr clock. 06:00 = 6 am. When talking, it's 6 in the morning or 6 in the evening. (and when writing, we write 18:00 but say 6)

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6in the morning/evening is fine. 6am in the morning is redundant.

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    Mac 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been using the 24 hr time for 45 yrs. No confusion with a.m./p.m.

    Charlie grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or saying "six o'clock pm". Just say "6pm".

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clearly remember being taught in elementary school what a.m. & p.m. mean: The 12-hour clock divides the 24-hour day into two periods. A.M. stands for the Latin 'ante meridiem', translating to "before midday". This is the time before the sun has crossed the meridian. P.M. stands for post meridiem or "after midday" – after the sun has crossed the meridian. Very basically: a.m. is from midnight til noon, p.m. is from noon til midnight.

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a restaurant (in southern Japan) that announced it was open from 12 p.m. to 12 p.m. Go figure.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I retired a few years ago. I'm told that eight o'clock still happens twice a day, but I regard that as just an ugly rumor.

    Lyndsey McGill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say one of the other. “6 in the morning” or “it’s 6am.” Feels weird to say 6 in the morning.

    Lyndsey McGill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meant it feels weird to say “6am in the morning.”

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I just read a (very poorly written, but interesting plot so I stuck with it) book and the author did that a number of times. It was 10:00pm at night - really? Not 10:00pm in the daytime??? She wore her raincoat in the rain. Good call. Little things like that. AND she kept switching back & forth on the spelling of one of the character's names. Is it Elisa or Elice?

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "in the morning" is added to enforce the "IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY!" point, lol.

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    #33

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Before placing a ziploc bag in the refrigerator or freezer, squeeze the air out of the bag. I don't know why my wife doesn't, and one day I'll have to make a choice.

    johnbacosta , michelle Report

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this guy and his ziplocs will be very happy together.

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made the right choice. She's kind of a monster. 🤣

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    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband won't squeeze the air out & it's so aggravating! Squeezing the air out keeps the food fresher for longer, plus it leaves more room in the fridge or freezer. Grrrr!!

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband doesn’t either it drives my crazy. He leaves the air in everything!!

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    Bob Poropatich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The air makes ice crystals which can speed up food deterioration.

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't really realise this annoys me too, lol. It's just a mild irritation I put right myself, without thinking.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on what's in the bag, for me. If it's something that might get smushed or stick to the bag (e.g. because it's sugary), I'll leave the air in. If it's supposed to take as little room as possible, I'll squeeze out the air.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... the choice being? Deflate the zip lock bag or your wife? 😂

    Albanjan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you missed the tip from another thread on BP this week: you can easily vaccum the air out with a straw. You're welcome

    Diemond Star
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, I read that along with the other useless tips.

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse, when someone *thinks* they've closed the ziploc, but has not even come close.

    Robert Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it a step further and suck out all the air with a drinking straw. It’s as good as vacuum-sealing the bag!

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    #34

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Do not ask questions you know the answer to. "Are you crying?" no sharon I am just sweating through my eyes, that's why I look so upset.

    angryage , Karolina Grabowska Report

    J Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One very notable exception: for "will you marry me?" you should already know the answer and don't have much business asking it if you don't.

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you choking does not have an obvious answer. If they can give you a sarcastic verbal response, they are in fact *not* choking because they are getting enough air in to be able to snark. Are you crying or do you have allergies? Sometimes you *don't* know the answer - that's why you ask the question.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trained to ask choking people if they wanted my help, as trying to Heimlich someone who is resisting can break something. Done it once, for real. The result was spectacular.

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    Jennifer Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a dumb question. Tears come out of my eyes every time I cough, sneeze, yawn or laugh. People always ask if I'm crying when they see me with wet eyes and cheeks.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes asking rhetorical questions aren't meant as questions, but more of a realization: Are you crying? You are crying! Then again, my neighbours 8yo kid has the most annoying questions. I am doing dishes. "What are you doing?" me: 'What does it look like I'm doing" him: "the dishes". Me: "...." So actually I've come to the conclusion that I agree. Look first, then ask. Not ask, then look.

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I'm upset I get asked if I'm high or sick. Very, very rude and insulting. On another note, asking AITA over something you know if you are or not, that is annoying. At that point, people are just looking for validation and to further humiliate the other person.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with this one, especially if the other person doesn't know you know the answer. Give them the chance to give you their version of the answer you already know.

    Laura Rodrigues
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right!? People always say, there are no stupid questions. Yes. Yes there are stupid questions. Those are the ones that you already know the answer to, but you’re gonna ask me anyway, just to p**s me off

    Duane Ringlein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also don't ask questions that you don't want to hear the answer to

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So women aren't allowed to use the ...."So, where were you last night?" angle anymore?

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Chuck Norris' eyes are sweating ☝️

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    #35

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What An apology should be used when you are genuinely sorry, not as absolution; it should also not be expected to be forgiven, either. Edit: As a Canadian, I'll concede that I do use "sorry" several times a day in the most seemingly mundane of situations, but trust me; I am sorry I am in your way.

    methratt , Bob Report

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry can be said as an apology or in empathy.

    msminnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry should be said in empathy more often- just sorry. People aren't always asking for an explanation or a reason for things that hurt/bother them and often time just saying sorry tells the person you heard them. Think grieving.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, "I'm sorry you feel that way" is NOT an apology. All you're expressing is your annoyance that someone called you out for being the AH.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. I don't want to make anyone sad, and I genuinely feel bad that I have caused pain, but I don't believe I have wronged them. For example, someone completely misunderstands what I am saying, someone gets angry because they disagree with a policy I have to follow, or someone believes I otherwise intentionally wronged them.

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An apology should come with a provable change in behaviour. Of course interactions with strangers (sorry I bumped your leg with my bag) is just basic politeness, but "sorry I hurt your feelings I will try to choose my words more carefully in future", or "sorry I broke your vase, can I replace it and I won't play catch in the house any more", still aren't real apologies if you don't follow through on the promised action.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found those in my life who believe that "I'm sorry," really means, "Next. Time to move on." Then they refuse to change anything about why they were apologizing to begin with. In the end (if it's a bigger issue) they just keep apologizing for the same things over and over again. I hate it.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that episode of BoJack Horseman in which BoJack apologises to a guy he screwed over years ago and can't understand why the guy refuses to forgive him. Because what, he said he was sorry, so that means he should be forgiven - that's how it works on TV! But he doesn't get that because that's not how it works. The damage is done and it's far too late for apologies, or to repair the friendship. "You have to live with the shitty thing you did, for the rest of your life! I want you to know that it's never, EVER going to be okay! Now get the f**k out of my house."

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I use sorry to be polite, as an acknowledgement that the other person's feelings are upset, possibly because of me. If I only used it when I was genuinely sorry, I'd almost never use it, thus upsetting more people, who primarily want some acknowledgement that their feelings matter, regardless of any actual remorse on the other person's part.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use "excuse me" because that's how my parents taught us.

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people say sorry so much that it starts to lose it's meaning.

    Den Ver
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many great comments are written below. I think a lot of them are illustrated here. Before any of my siblings learned how to parent, I was offered the "opportunity" to hang-out-with/babysit the first born/oldest kid (m/7) on my vacation. I was a little reluctant since it was cutting into a lot of 'me' time, but I was going to say okay. Before I did however, for some unknown reason I asked, "Does he have to mind me"? I didn't get a clear "yes", so I clarified by asking if there would be a consequence for misbehaviour. Then I found out what I needed to know. Q: Does he need to mind me? A: "He will probably be good". Translation = 'No'; ... . . Q: Any consequences if he is bad? A: "He'll say he's 'sorry'". Translation = No. Obviously not a genuine apology as the Original Post says should be given. Also, no expected change in behaviour. When his parents realized I was expecting accountability, or proof of contrition, they were appalled (and furious). I had loads of time to do as I pleased after that.

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not apologize if you have no intentions of changing the behavior you are apologizing for. Empty words otherwise.

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry does not equal amends. In making amends for failing to repay the $100 or whatever was borrowed just saying sorry does not make everything OK.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it shouldn't be qualified. eg I'm sorry if you felt offended. That simply means that they aren't sorry and don't think you should've been offended. You should say, 'I've offended you and for that I am truly sorry'

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    #36

    Don't reach over and honk the horn while I am driving.

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    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop the car and kick them out. A passenger road raging on 'your behalf' is stupid and dangerous.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never never never put your hands, feet or anything else in the driver's personal space. You are putting everyone in the vehicle at grave risk.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone outside the vehicle, as well.

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I confess I did this once with mom. I beeped the horn of her Nissan, and she slapped me. Learned my lesson.

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    Wayne Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a passenger, from the back seat, reach over to grab the steering wheel while shouting "turn left here" they ended up having a very long walk home.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone is driving they are in control of the car. The temperature, the radio, everything.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Would add that driver may consider throwing a blanket or jacket in the trunk for people who get cold, and allowing front passenger some control over the AC when the sun is blazing in on that side of the car.

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    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never encroach on the driver's space for anything, unless they've just had a heart attack and you need to take over to pull over.

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a passenger reach over and shift my car into park while we were at a stop light. Not a joke; genuinely thought he was helping. I almost punched him.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont drive in my a*s when I am driving the speed limit and honk because you dont follow the rules. Last time somebody did this i slowed down to f**k them

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mainly because the driver is the one who will get punched out by an angry road rager instead of you :P

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is rude, and distracting. A distracted driver is dangerous.

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    #37

    The checkout at the store should read "10 items or **fewer**"

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the item is counted, use "fewer." If the item is measured, use "less."

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well "items" is a countable noun so we should always be using fewer. Just because I'm buying less sugar doesn't mean I have fewer items after all.

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    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Less' is correct in a mathematical situation. '10 items or less' falls within both maths and English. It is correct to use either 'fewer' or 'less'.

    Caroline Sinclair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fewer for discrete items, less for a mass object. Fewer spoons, less soup!

    Patrick Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should, but then you'd confuse the majority of the population who has no idea what fewer means

    Herb Coleman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!!!!! This is my one pet peeve, and I hear educated people and people in the news often use "less" when they mean fewer. There are no "less people". If you can count them, use fewer if not then less. Fewer dollars, less money. Fewer people, less crowding. Fewer options, less choice.

    bruh JJ’s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, qualitative vs quantitative

    ADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasnt this done because it would have confused Americans lol

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK Stannis Baratheon.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And stores should stop putting their slowest cahier in this line.

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    #38

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What So many people, movies and TV shows misuse the phrase “divide and conquer”. It doesn’t mean “to split up and attack on multiple fronts”, which is a horrible idea for military strategy on the grand scale of armies. It means to divide your enemy, and conquer them one by one.

    Bjeaurn , Hans Splinter Report

    J Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your enemy fighting amongst themselves so you can defeat them. Classic British colonial strategy.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is one of the oldest strategy in the book and quite universal. Julius Cesar used it against the Gauls, Sun Tzu explained it in his Art of War.

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    West Hermans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite quotes from Steel Magnolias: “Most women look for bathing suits that will lift and separate. I look for ones to divide and conquer. I am built for comfort not for speed.”

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, decimate isn't the same thing as destroy almost everyone. Decimate means to kill one in ten.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "split up and attack on multiple fronts" is not necessarily a horrible idea. Napoleon and Robert E. Lee used it to great advantage. It's called a "flank attack" and is a standard military tactic. However, it's hard to bring off against a competent opponent.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember it ever being used that way. It's always divide your enemy.

    Michael Mobley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree on the usage of the phrase, but not on the strategy of splitting up to attack being horrible. It can be extremely effective depending on the positions of the armies. Ever heard of a pincher move?

    Bonni Poch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know this. I learned something new today. Thanks Bored Panda!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Divide and Rule is correct

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh...I may be guilty. But to be fair, how can I divide stores in the mall against each other?

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    #39

    Cereal then milk. What kind of heathen would do it the other way around.

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    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I put the milk in first is when I don't have much left, it's easier to judge how much cereal the milk will hold.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An exception is to be made for the second bowl of cereal. Nothing wrong with adding some more cereal to your leftover milk.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about that questionmarkless question.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A question-marked statement is worse? There are far too many question marks in circulation?

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    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go ahead and keep your bowl of soggy mush. I'll keep doing milk first. In fact, it's: 1) Bowl in the freezer for at least an hour prior to use because the milk must be ice cold the whole time, then 2) the milk is poured, then 3) small handfuls of cereal are added that are completely eaten before another handful is added.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing multiple siblings and you had to fight to get your share of the breakfast cereal?

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, you have no right telling people what to do inside their own home.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't tell me how to have my morning soup!

    kathyberthahazel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to add the cereal to the milk a little bit at a time so it doesn't get soggy. I hate soggy cereal.

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    #40

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What I can't stand every movie/game title or band/artist name being acronymized these days. What the hell is TLAT? SWTROS? When you say BTS are you talking about the musical group or behind the scenes of something? Its like learning a new language.

    asorryfool , bts.bighitofficial Report

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah acronyms are way overused

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame it on texting. Limits on the number of characters you can use, AND people who don't know how to spell anymore.

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    Jennifer Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't acronyms because acronyms can be said as a word like NASA or Scuba. Things like BTS and FBI are initialisms.

    AnAntiqueGeek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the Merriam-Webster Dictionary website: Definition of acronym : a word (such as NATO, radar, or laser) formed from the initial letter or letters of each of the successive parts or major parts of a compound term also : an abbreviation (such as FBI) formed from initial letters : INITIALISM

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    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I have hated with a moist, hot passion the whole "Jlo", "Kfed", "Jlaw" etc c**p for decades now

    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so difficult to understand when people use acronyms or initialisms that are common in their country, but not across the globe.

    Ace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as bad as using the word 'acronym' when you just mean an initialism...

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to admit this but I come across so many acronyms online that I now have a list on my phone with their definitions.

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we have a taxi company called BTS near us soooo ... With the band BTS their full name is Bangtan Sonyeondan so shortening the name makes sense

    Skeeter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to Google everything. I'm old.

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if no one plays a musical instrument it's not a band. I don't care what the boy bands say.

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    #41

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The Oxford comma.

    PINHEADLARRY5 , Rasmus Olsen Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sensible, aesthetically pleasing, and correct.

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    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will give up my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold dead keyboard.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin." "We invited the strippers, JFK, and Stalin." An illustrated version of this used to be my homescreen for a while.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book dedication: "I want to thank my parents, Eleanor Roosevelt and God." Yes, sometimes it's necessary.

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't dismiss the Oxford comma. The lack of one in a Maine labor law led to a precedent-setting case that cost a dairy $5M+. Punctuation counts! (https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/09/us/dairy-drivers-oxford-comma-case-settlement-trnd/index.html)

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll be the illiterate dummy. What is it?

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the last comma before a conjunction in a list. Ex. My favorite ice cream flavors are chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. (So, that last comma after “vanilla.”) Sometimes you’ll see people not use an Oxford comma. Ex. My favorite ice cream flavors are chocolate, strawberry and vanilla.

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    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always use the Oxford comma, if for no other reason than to signal that at heart I am a grammar nazi. (And yes, I know English is a language constantly changing.)

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am relearning the Oxford comma. I was a Journalism major back when newspapers mattered. Had to be careful if type size and space.

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    Jeya Mackelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally found my freaking people!! YAY!!!!

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Near neighbour's wife has a Yorkshire terrier she calls "The Princess", HE calls it "Eats" as in Eats, Shlts and Pees.

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    #42

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If the earth was flat why don’t they have penthouses on the borders

    Socks_for_69 , LEGOFIIR Report

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Earth was flat there would be nothing at the border/edges because cats would have pushed it all off

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and why have we never seen the underside of it?

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Ask a Flat Earther what shape the Earth is and they'll usually say "flat". Speaking a bit more slowly ask them what SHAPE the Earth is and they'll usually settle for a Disc shape. So, like a coin then? OK, so what is on the OTHER side of the coin/disc?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly off topic, that pic, is that a real Lego Earth? If is then it is cool, where are the instructions?

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also this: https://ideas.lego.com/projects/d287ef4e-cd1c-491d-8491-dca7de3204c5

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who believe the earth is round can be found at all four corners of the globe.

    AJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney would have put theme parks at each end by now if it really was flat.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the earth was flat, why do we have mountains?

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the Earth was invented before the smoothing iron?

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    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On Discworld, the water runs off the edges, but Terry Pratchett, when queried about this, insisted that there were arrangements for returning the water to the ecosystem.

    NerdyMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the earth was flat, why do they have believers AROUND THE GLOBE?

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat Earthers are there to remind us that no matter what stupid thing we do or how stupid we act that things could be worse, there's nothing that makes you feel smarter than having someone try to explain to you why they know the Earth is flat(especially when if you let them talk long enough they will disprove their own claims😂).

    Samantha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Illuminati own the edges. Obvi! /s

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    #43

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What In the business of dangling someone with a rope around their neck until they die, it's "hanged," not "hung."

    su1cidesauce , seabamirum Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if the hang man (or hang woman, hang person?) did a good job of hanging the criminal, the criminal would be well hung?

    J Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The criminal would be well hanged. You only "hung" people of you did it in the same manner as an object like "James hung Jimmy on that railing like a pair of overalls left to dry overnight." If executed by dangling from a rope in the past tense, it'll be "hanged." A picture of a horse could be well hung, though!

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    Peter Buckley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when one is hung, drawn and quartered...

    Daniel Tregant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've been hanged, They were hung.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When is it hung - that's what she asked...

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hanged the criminal after the trial; the criminal was hung after the trial.

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    #44

    "Begs the question" does not mean "raises the question" or "brings up the question," even though it's recently been used that way often. It's a specific term for a logical fallacy (basically, circular reasoning) -- because rather than arguing the question, you are begging that it be conceded. "You're begging the question," means you're using the point you're trying to prove as an argument to prove that very same point. Edit: Folks, I get it. "Raises the question," is now a common usage, language is determined by use, it's not prescriptive, etc etc. Please, let me refer to you to the title of this thread and ask you why you didn't *expect* shallow pedantry. If we can still get pissed about 'irregardless', we can still be annoyed by this.

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you believe the bible is true? Because the bible says so.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An example of begging the question is "Have you stopped beating your wife?" Whether you answer yes or no, you have been forced (begged) to imply that you have beaten your wife. The formal name for this is in logic is "petitio principii".

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Circular logic (based on a false or shaky premise). I did not know this before but I like it!

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like using a word to define itself.

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, in print, I wrote "that prompts (not 'begs') the question" and received a letter from a grateful reader of the "I no longer feel so alone" variety.

    Water dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard that explanation of "begs the question ".

    Kitty 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens to language over the course of hundreds of years. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It evolves like a living being, growing and changing to reflect its environment.

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    #45

    Rudolph is not a core member of Santa's reindeer team. The song specifically says "then ONE foggy Christmas Eve... Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh TONIGHT." why would Santa risk being noticed with a red light of a nose if he didn't need to? Rudolph is like the brights on your car, you only need them when you need to.

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was just the beginning. Rudolph was with them after that point every Christmas Eve, because Santa's no dummy. I don't need fog at night to put my headlights on. It just has to be dark. Then Rudolph and Clarice had kids and a couple of them had the same birth defect, so today Rudy Jr. is guiding the sleigh. Duh. rudolph-an...fca4ed.jpg rudolph-and-clarice-62f3d5afca4ed.jpg

    Spencer McClure
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Rudolph became a defacto and permanent leader of the team because even on seemingly clear nights it's best to have that ability on hand in case it's needed.

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    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't have to have his nose on all the time, just like the brights in your car, we don't have to get out and attach a special brighter headlight, we just flip a little switch.

    - JM1951
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Air Traffic Control issue. Landing lights are mandatory.

    I'mNotARoboat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire tale is actually not great morally. Tease someone until they are of use to you, then by the mere fact that they are useful should you befriend them.

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or... he just wasn't the lead reindeer until that night, when his mutation came in handy.

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right. The next day, the other reindeer went right back to their color-shaming, games-excluding ways. And, by the way, "you only need them when you need to" is a good example of begging the question.

    Herb Coleman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always had trouble buying this. Are you saying there was never a foggy Christmas Eve before then? What about a blizzard, Mr. lives at the North Pole? Seems like there would have been a plan. BTW didn't you fly AT NIGHT??? Did your sleigh which had to travel at incredible speed to make all of the deliveries not come equipped with lights???

    Greg Fraser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the other reindeer were bullies which, it seems, Santa did nothing about. Rudolph was only "accepted" (?) in that he was USED because of the gift of his bright nose. It it hadn't been for his nose and the fog, (s)he'd still be living a horrible, bullied, life.

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    #46

    It’s vulva, not vagina.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really does depend what you are talking about.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the context, but yes, seemingly everyone uses vagina when they actually mean vulva.

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small mercies, they're still searching for the clitoris.... 🙃

    Emma Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they have more chance of finding the washing basket than the clitoris.....

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    Lorraine R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, that fleshy thing hanging down at the back of your throat is your "uvula", pronounced "you-view-la". Try not to get mixed up.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I don`t have a vulva in my throat?

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well unless there's a diagram or photo we don't know what you are 'declaring is an actual Vulva, it could be anything :)

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I add not Vulva when it is a Volvo

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked daycare, a two year old went up to her male BF's dad, to announce, " You got a penis like Alvin. I got a ba-gina.

    Cookie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both different things.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should have been made more clear, but in the US, most of us get pretty poor sex ed and the vulva is very commonly referred to as the vagina. "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina" as if that's the entirety of the genitalia. I can only assume that this phenomena is what this post was referring to.

    NatalieC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This illustrates why sex education is valuable.

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    #47

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Danny needs to f*****g replenish the fridge downstairs. You take a soda pop, YOU REPLENISH.

    hiro111 , Jim Reynolds Report

    Argie Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just say that this fridge needs a deep cleaning? Yech!

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I saw the video. But in reality there is a min/max and MOQ. If there is a box of 12 then you wait until six are gone before replenishing..

    Lia Salvatore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danny, really? again? but what if it is a friends place and they get you a fizzy drink then do u replenish?

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    #48

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What when someone says "also as well"

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    #49

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What My mom was in the wrong when she said my prom date shouldn't wear black and red together because those colors tend to look whorish. Edit: for those of you trying to picture it. the dress was black lace, and pretty short. My date wore bright red lipstick and pumps.

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    Argie Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mom said, "Yes to lipstick, no to ho shoes."

    Jo Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it was about the dress, your momma didn’t like your date

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So short black dress, red shoes and bright red lipstick? Sorry Son your Mom was saying your girlfriend dresses like a hooker . Black mini dress, black or silver shoes, red lipstick all acceptable

    Lia Salvatore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those colors are really cool together do what you want buddy

    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get really frustrated with misused apostrophes, and using the word “phase” instead of “faze.”

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