Generally speaking, fantasizing about taking an eye for an eye—getting revenge on someone who was being a jerk—is human nature. But often acting vengefully remains just that, a scenario in our mind. Our moral compass combined with the fear of further escalation keeps most of us in check. Most, but not all.
Revenge is a powerful emotional trigger that can actually mobilize some people into action. So we at Bored Panda decided to take a look at the ways it manifests in our everyday lives. Digging around the internet, we found many petty acts that people resort to in an attempt to restore justice. Like pouring water in front of the dishwasher to make your husband try to fix it even though the thing is perfectly fine. Continue scrolling to check out what we've gathered and fire up our older publications on the topic here and here. Enjoy!
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Awesome Mom
Let's see if I can increase my downvotes. So 4 men ask for directions. Nothing about them being rude. And they are vindictively sent miles out of their way. Again Pandas think this is great. Did you ask for help? Do you want men to assume you are incapable and treat you differently? Do men owe you help? You are cheering vindictive petty revenge on people who did nothing wrong.
Forget about gender stereotypes. You're driving along and see someone broken down by the side of the road. You stop to ask for directions. Least you can do out of politeness is to ask if they're OK. It's not about men 'owing' help to women, it's about being considerate to other human beings who may have something more on their minds than where the nearest golf course may be.
Load More Replies...They existed, and even worse, they asked a question. It's serious problem if a grown adult is struggling with a flat tire. And then they blame other people for not offering to help. That is selfishness.
Load More Replies...I'm torn. I love her revenge but at the same time, did they ask for help? Men are told not to push themselves towards women and if they had asked, how were they to know if it would offend the women? I do thoroughly believe the men were being selfish but there is another possible side to this.
How were the men selfish? One grown adult can change a car tire. Four more people can't help with such a simple task. If they needed a jump start and the guys drove off, that would be selfish. It's selfish to expect help when you don't need it.
Load More Replies...Once I was on the side of the road with a flat tire. I had no idea how to change it. I put my emergency flashers on and called for roadside service which would take an hour or more to get there. Many people drove by me, for at least 15 minutes, without stopping to see if I might need help, even, almost hitting me while I was on the side of the road Well you know who stopped to help me ? A woman with a truck. She stopped and said I can help you and I will be right back. She came back in 5 minutes. She got out and she freaking changed my tire like it was nothing. When she was almost finished a cop drive up and asked if he could help. She said no and he said ok and directed the traffic to not get so close to my car. I will never forget that lady. Just a side story. A little kindness goes a long way.
Being a woman or being pregnant doesnt mean one owes you help. I dont get why this c**p is 1st on the list
Nobody is saying help was “owed”. Consideration, compassion, and/or courtesy is supposed to be the norm, rather than the exception.
Load More Replies...The topic is about petty revenge and people are annoyed because the subject enacted petty revenge? Does anyone read the subject heading of these threads before commenting? It's Petty Revenge. So yeah. Doh. And off I go, my eyes rolling expecting the downvotes for pointing out the obvious. Personally I'd have sent those golfers to the nearest garbage dump.
It isn't petty though, and revenge happens when someone wrongs you I don't think they deliberately did anything wrong. Being ignorant isn't the same as being maliciously rude.
Load More Replies...Opposite of Tire Change Story: 20 years ago, I was struggling changing my nephew’s diaper on the hood of a car (I was inexperienced at this and doing a good deed helping my brother). A group of birthday party seeking women asked me for directions to a different park than the one I was at. I gave them good directions, but none of them offered to help me. According to the OP, I handled the situation incorrectly, since no petty revenge.
Weirdly, I, a woman, have stopped to help people many times. These guys were mildly put out.
Or, they would have risked missing their reserved tee time, and losing their golf outing.
Load More Replies...Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn
We're going to need a follow-up thread for a lot of these
Load More Replies...Here's a story someone created as an update on the Reddit thread: Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn't see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl's husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees. (1/2)
Load More Replies...I need a white board and multiple different colored Sharpies so I can try to figure this out
Here's a fake update someone decided to write on the original Reddit thread; Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn't see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl's husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees. (1/2 - I've replied with the second part because it couldn't all fit here)
At one point, Kevin goes to the washroom and Sheryl's husband decides to grab another beer. I too finish my beer and decide to go five seconds after. I go to the kitchen to see Kevin and her husband hugging, with Kevin squeezing my uncle's a*s lovingly. They both talk about something about Hawaii last month and leaving that b***h, and that is when I GTFO. (2/2)
Load More Replies...We don't have Thanksgiving in my country but I've heard it's an annual US celebration where family feuds are created or nurtured. Sounds like you get to win Thanksgiving this year. Congratulations!
It's a holiday that celebrates the disruption and almost complete annihilation of a civilization, so... you know... tradition.
Load More Replies...I thought that I was the only one that thinks this font is the work of Satan.
Load More Replies...For those who aren’t yet familiar with the term, the Oxford Dictionary defines pettiness as “undue concern with trivial matters, especially of a small-minded or spiteful nature.”
Additionally, pettiness can be more subtle than classic revenge. A 2009 social experiment conducted at Harvard and the University of Virginia gathered groups of people to play a financial game.
In each group, one experimenter was placed specifically to cheat so that the other people playing would notice. The scientists discovered that when given the opportunity for a no-fault chance at revenge, everyone playing who was cheated took a chance at it.
Meaning everybody was angry over what happened to them, and everyone given the opportunity for revenge took it.
Petty Betty
Here you go! The update: Ran into her dad in the parking garage. I opted to mention I’d seen someone in the bushes and was a little concerned. He APOLOGIZED and said there’s a police report filed two weeks ago by someone on the 4th floor ( I’m 2nd he’s ground). Our neighbour thought that his unit was being broken into so the strata contacted my neighbour. He knew right away it was the boyfriend. Turns out my neighbour is a care aide and asked that the boyfriend not visit during the pandemic because he’s worried about infecting anyone in the nursing home
Load More Replies...Opportunities like this are a dime a dozen if you pay attention. Had a kid tell me my hair was lame (its a viking style wolf tail, usually up and/or braided because f*ck it). So his mom spontaneously found out that he was skipping class (wife and I are friends with his mom, and we agreed to meet for coffee at the shop he goes to when he skips).
I had to go look up wolf tail... Kid got what he deserved.
Load More Replies...Sometimes people just want to wear what they want, and they don't care about the 'current trend', even when they know what's up.
I just have to add if skinny jeans are out....why do I see gen Z wearing them all the time. Skinny jeans are never out. Also Gen Z has gone through 5 decades of fashion in 5 years so maybe they just don't know what they want
What does the remark about skinny jeans mean? What does that have to do with the boyfriend sneaking in through the window? And what is “the strata”?
I wear skinny jeans. If some little twit said something like that I'd have to say "that's so sweet you noticed, bless your heart"
Load More Replies...All because a teenage girl said something about your skinny jeans being out? Grow up 😐
Revenge Is A Dish Best Not Served
"the price of revenge" sounds like a philosopher or church! 🤣😂😅
Load More Replies...Read this before, but still priceless. Personally, I despise those "pay it forward" chains (no, I will *not* pay for Sharon's 13 hellion children because the guy ahead of me paid for my $2 cheeseburger). But I'm waiting for a rude person behind me so I can pay for their food and not take it (I'm sure they'd expect that, so I'll be kind and let them wonder).
I've read it before and I can't believe that happened. The people in the second car would say where's my food. They are hardly going to go to the back of the queue because the restaurant gave their food to someone else. Everyone - second car, everyone behind them, and the restaurant - would have been inconvenienced a few minutes whilst it was sorted out.
But, she would still need to wait longer as they remade the food. And clearly this would be an imposition since she was in such a rush to honk at others.
Load More Replies...A petty loser getting "revenge" on another petty loser. Yeah, real.
Load More Replies...Imagined if the people behind them just ordered 7 open water cups.
This same story has definitely made its rounds all over the internet. I'm beginning to think that this is someone's wishful thinking and never actually happened.
Yeah, that's not how it works. They don't let you hijack someone's order even if you've paid for it. When you say, "I want to pay for the order behind me" it's still their order, you're just paying for it. And even if for some reason they gave them her order, they definitely wouldn't make her go out and get back in the drive-thru lane again to place another. This story is pure fabrication.
That only works if the window where you pay (and get your receipt) is different than the window where you pick up your order.
Fake dumb "revenge" story, and op doesn't care how implausible or petty it is.
Load More Replies...Honestly it's McDonald's the menu hardly ever changes with the exception of a new item or seasonal items you should pretty much know what you want to order when you pull up if you take more than 5 minutes your the a*****e holding up the line people are on their lunch break or dinner break and it's supposed to be fast food nobody has time to sit and wait for you to peruse the menu like it's a five star eatery
Doubt it was the OP not knowing her order. McDonald's drive thru never hears my order right first time, ordering multiple coffees with different milk/cream/sugar requirements is a nightmare. "No no no... 4 coffees, two large with two milk, one with sugar, two medium, black one with sugar..."
Load More Replies...I Would Have Done The Same
That cracked me up! Im sorry, thats what he gets! LMAO!
Load More Replies...I did exactly the same to a little…who was refusing to sit in 1 seat instead of lying down taking up 3 seats. I am a 230 pound woman. He moved his arrogant little self real quick once he was able to wiggle from under my buttocks.
And 90% of the time I can't stand their parents either.
Load More Replies...People are growing incredibly more rude by the day. I was taught and taught my children that if you are seated and an adult comes along to set you give up your seat if there are none available. Monday I went to pick up my pet from the vet and a mom with her 3 kids were creating a mess and climbing on chairs and windowsills. The office was full and no seats available but 6 adults were left standing. The staff was also mopping around the family.
That kid will be limping of that train and that makes me very happy
Danny Greeves, a UK-based physiotherapist and behavioral change coach specializing in resolving resentment, said that revenge and pettiness are common aspects in our interpersonal relationships because they both trigger the law of obligation.
This is also known as reciprocity, which is the practice of exchanging things for mutual benefit. "Reciprocity is one of the universal principles which creates automatic, unconscious responses. It is the principle of mutual exchange," he explained, adding that in our evolutionary past, reciprocity was a vital principle because we relied on other people to assist us through fair exchange in order to do tasks and get basic human needs met.
The Power Of Mums
It's not a question of etiquette!!! He's breaking the f**king law!
Load More Replies...texting his mom is the perfect way to teach that guy some respect
I think this situation is a lot more serious than "manners." Attitudes like these in young boys translate to action later on. Sure, it could just be a mean insult. Possible. But it could also be a real, budding, rapist in future. Either way, therapy and exploring these motives is essential.
Load More Replies...I don’t know who this poster is but WTF? Rape threats? There is no excuse at all for that, but what even is the context for these posts? The poster could quite possibly be the worst human in the world and still there would be no justification.
I think the kid spends too much time on the internet. He learned this somewhere. Little boys don’t come up with this insult on their own.
Load More Replies...had the same thing happen, i was about19, and this girl told me she was 18 and we were "friends" but then she started sending me "dirty" stuff, and "rp" sexing me, i would delete it, cause i didn't care, i was young and stiped, and very gay with a boyfriend, then she started telling me real life stuff and sending pics, i deleted them told her cut it out, she got upset told me she was 16, i cut everything off, saved what i did had and emailed her mom, Her mom then emailed me that she would call FBI on me, I told her now that if she wasn't going to do anything I was going to the cops over this, Inturn this actually saved me, since my bf at the time kept a cam of the outside and she was stalking me, its been like 20 years but they sided with me, and she is still not allowed in the same state as me and had to move, Sometimes the parents don't belive you, if anyone, underage or not sends you a picture or text that's like this, GO TO THE COPs
I'm not saying this had anything to do with it, but I'm Japanese, and she had it in her head that since i am Japanese that it was ok since the consent age for Japanese is "13" so everything was ok, and she lost everything when she decided that was her case of "why it was ok to do that" and with me, they have probably seen my past and thought "this poor ret@rd", But This could have gone so so much worse than just a restraining order {my life s*cks}
Load More Replies...Men would soon wind their *necks*? in if every díck pic or threatening/misogynistic comment was sent right back to their moms.
Maybe if parents in these instances can come to comprehend that their children aren't "angels," and that horrible fixations - rape, violence, even pedophilia, ALL start with fixations in 12 and 13 year old boys. If only we could get parents to recognize, and address these issues (which takes massive courage - a mom's courage) we can begin to see abuse and toxic masculinity as a thing of the past.
This Is How You End Up In Hell
This is beautiful. Similarly, for ball point pens, just dip the tip in clear glue or nail polish to freeze the ball.
Thank you for your wisdom, o sage! I will use this knowledge well!
Load More Replies...Oh there are some people who really treated others or me simply unfair - and only because they could! I'd love seeing Karma doing its work on them. Or if I had a chance for a revenge like this one (or Deborah B's version) I totally would enjoy!
Load More Replies...Put a post it note over the sensor of your nemesis’s mouse, watch rage unfold
I used to take the ball out of a colleagues computer mouse - yeah, I’m old - every morning for a few weeks. She always asked me to see why her mouse wouldn’t work and I sneaked the ball back in and told her there was absolutely nothing wrong with it. Not for revenge, I just wanted to do it.
Tiny piece of black tape over the optical sensor of the mouse works as well. If you have the patience, punch a piece of tape out with a hole punch so it's a perfect circle...and looks like it belongs on the bottom of the mouse.
Load More Replies...Easy Solution
Sometimes I'll ask my partner to stand somewhere I can't see him, or I'll turn my back to him for just a few of seconds. Then I can pretend that he doesn't exist.
I've put on earphones so I didn't have to hear him until we cooled off.
Load More Replies...I've been wearing glasses for decades, not once has this occurred to me. From the bottom of my heart, thank you!
Getting My Roommate To Clean
Update says he didn’t but he received a dicc pic
Load More Replies...Ehhhh... Wasn't this an epic fail because instead if cleaning, the roommate sent back an unsolicited "d!ck pic?"
Sounds like upgrading to an adult roommate is called for, if you have to get this drastic to get him to do his share of the housework.
Speaking plainly, when someone does something for us, we feel an obligation to return the favor.
"The pull of returning the action performed towards us is so strong because it has been crucial to our evolutionary progress," Greeves said.
This part of our nature is actually the reason why we feel rude when we don't say thank you, mean when we don't offer something we could share, or guilty when we don't do something we’re supposed to.
Thwaites Brewery In England Told Workers It Was Cutting 60 Staff. My Dad's Mates Worked As Electricians There And Shorted The Lights In Retaliation
Hear me out, but what if the company was near bankruptcy because the Brexit and they just did their best to save the remaining workers by cutting out the a*****e ones?
They weren't. It's the town I live in. They've built a new brewery and the land is in the process of being sold to Morrisons.
Load More Replies...This reminds of me of when the lights at our Burger King said burger kink
how though? g is nowhere near the same shape as k
Load More Replies...Maybe they legitimately needed to cut staff. Management has a fiduciary duty to the company, employees, partners, customers, etc. to be managed responsibly.
I remember this when it happened as I only live a few miles down the road from here. It happened well before brexit. They only told the employees after the couldn't sell the surrounding land to a supermarket https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/24/thwaites-brewery-in-blackburn-has-sign-changed-over-redundancies_n_4660503.html
Load More Replies...Reminds me of when I worked with a Tonya Watts. The printer would print a cover page with your first initial and last name in big, bold letters. If you didn't pick up your print out before someone else came over, it would be put into clear holders on the wall next to the printer with the cover letter identifying the person it belonged to. Every day I'd walk past and see TWATTS in big, bold letters on the wall and chuckle. Someone would always ask me what was funny and I'd have to say nothing. No one noticed but me.
Oh, This Is Gold
There needs to be a conversion with them eventually or else the didactive impact of this boss move falls flat. Or else it's just "Oh well, the name's taken."
I like the premise, but this would really only work if you bought every associated domain name. Why spend that on people who are insignificant to your life?🤔 Most people would only be annoyed about losing "blablah.com" until 2 seconds later when they realize "blahblah.net, co, gov, org, biz, me, etc." were still available. I have to either side with the "didn't happens," or concede that this wasn't well thought out vengeance.
I doubt the domain registry would give them a .gov . .org, possibly but IMO unlikely for a commercial business.
Load More Replies...Did you also buy all the other Top Level Domain names - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-level_domains
This Is So Me
And if you want to get even more petty, when they blast their horn in anger, wave to them like you think you know them and are saying hi ... THAT really ticks them off.
I was a traveling sales rep for nine years, covering several states. I've had some scary experiences (and that was more than 30 years ago). My suggestion is to be careful who you make angry, as there's so many more cases of road rage around us now.
Load More Replies...Once had a guy tailgating me. After about a mile, he passed me on a double yellow (I was already going 5 over, he sped by at easily 15 over). As he passed, I realized I knew him. So I sent my dash cam video to his mom. He was driving her car, and she didn't appreciate the recklessness.
Hey, you gotta slow down to a speed at which their following distance is safe. It’s in their best interest, too!
Don't think you can actually be slow enough for some of them tailgaters. I've had people sit in my trunk (okay... probably 1 m away) and if I go by the "safe distance = half of what speed you are driving", I don't think I'll actually be going forward anymore.
Load More Replies...I do this too. Oh so you wanna go 70 km while I'm already pushing 60 in a 50 zone? Yeah screw you, 48 it is.
A couple weeks ago, I was going like 8 over in a single lane (used to be two lanes but they made one a bike lane). A woman was absolutely riding my a*s so I slowed to the exact speed limit. Eventually she got fed up and passed in the bike lane. A police car zoomed off side street and pulled her over lol. Yeah I'm older but I'm also wiser
I agree it's dangerous and yet it's so frustrating that people are tailgating and putting everyone else's life at risk with NO consequences. Until perhaps they really hurt someone. And I'm sure it's probably the same crazy offenders over and over again. Road ragers, what part of physics do you not get? Did you forget your basic driving instruction that the momentum of your car will take you through someone's back seat faster than you can brake? People think they are out there playing a video game. Maybe video games need to include the gore when you crash and going to prison for vehicular manslaughter.
Load More Replies...3 times Tailgaters were so bad I ended up SLOWING --> then STOPPING. (Like OP, I was originally going the speed limit, or a little faster). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1st was a neighbourhood kid who was seeing how close he could get and didn't know any better. He cheerfully said "Hi" as I got out and approached his car. He thought I was stopping to say hello. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2nd; The guy said, "Oh" (when I explained why I slowed) followed by a terse, "You can go now". I said, "No, I can't. ... You haven't apologised yet". (There is a Big Change in Behaviour when A-holes can't be anonymous. They act obnoxious when they think they can get away with it.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3rd; I had phone with video capability. This solved all problems. My advice, always video -- better yet, get video installed in your vehicle - it's inexpensive and you can just drive to the police without confrontation. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ps: I assume the few downvotes I've gotten are from Panda's like Amy S. (-1 below) who wrote, nobody "gets to decide how fast I go" (justifying her tailgating).
I aim for the biggest pothole I can see, then swerve at the last second. It's never taken more than two potholes for the tailgater to back off.
Did He Even Remember?
I hope the only thing he can find to cover it up is a really ugly painting. :)
A guy I dated was at my friend's party, which I was unable to attend. He got drunk and broke a window in her parents' home while there. He said he'd pay for it/replace it but he never did. He and his buddy wound up renting a home not too far away. We went over there to visit and my friend had to use the bathroom, which was upstairs. I'm downstairs talking to him and my friend comes downstairs carrying a window from one of the bedrooms (the kind that pop out). He freaked out and she said she was putting it in her car. He wound up giving her the cash.
Which country is that where house walls can easily be punched and left a hole?
The US. Interior walls are made of a material called drywall, which you can punch through. It's not as easy as this post suggests, but definitely doable by average strength people.
Load More Replies...OMG. That's hilarious...Also a STUD, American slang for a hot guy with a bit of an attitude 🙄 😑
Load More Replies...My friend's brother did this. One minute, you sit on a couch, and then, a fist comes out the drywall next to your head ... sure, not THAT next to it ... but kind of. Later, I may remember him almost punching my head off.
So, he punched through 2 pieces of drywall and the airspace between them in one smooth motion?
Load More Replies...However, a paper published in the Journal of Experimental Psychology showed that petty behaviors made people seem less likable, even when the actions clearly benefitted others.
"Being precise isn't always a good thing for the quality of relationships," said study co-author Tami Kim, an assistant professor of marketing at the University of Virginia’s Darden School of Business. “Sometimes, leaving a little room for error might be a good idea.”
High Five Grandma, That's Awesome
"What's not to like? Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Beef? Good!"
Load More Replies...My nana did something similar. My mom and her sisters would nearly go to blows over my nanas homemade relish, but never once opted to help her make it. When she died I got my hands on one of her last jars in hopes that maybe I could figure out the recipe by taste. After trial and error and talking to her friends, I realized that recipe would never be able to be replicated properly. She bought her ingredients from a friend's garden. We could have gotten close with store bought stuff, but she hated her family fighting over food. I at least managed to at least figure out her chocolate chip cookies.
My m-i-l said to me to always leave out and ingredient or step in a recipe when giving it away.
I really find that petty when people actually ask you nicely. Good cooking is to be enjoyed with other people, not to be kept for oneself like the one ring! In OP's story, it's kind of understandable, but your MIL just sounds like she doesn't want anyone to cook as well as she does.
Load More Replies...“Screw Your Time I’ll Exercise In The Street” Is An Entire Mood
After an operation I was walking slow. Crossroads, guy honks. I keep on moving slow. He starts moving his car towards me to make me hurry up while honking. He had not seen the police car behind him. The policeman saw what he was doing and went up to him … Sometimes, life gives you a reason to laugh. Just like that.
I'm sorry for your struggling and hope you feel much better today! But I love how you have been able seeing Karma doing its good job!
Load More Replies...Years ago I read a magazine submission from a guy in a similar situation when he was stopped at a red light. Just as the light was about to change, an elderly woman started very slowly making her way thru the crosswalk using a walker. Light turned green and the guy waited while the guy behind him starting beeping his horn. The guy in front turned his car off, got out of the car and went back to the guy beeping (who probably thought there would be a fight). Instead the guy flashed his car keys and said, here take 'em. You run her over, I don't have the heart.
What a coincidence, whenever someone honks their horn at me while I'm in a crosswalk I suddenly have to tie both my shoes right in front of their car.
Good for her! You never know if someone is UNABLE TO walk fast due to pain you can't see
Half year of pedestrian life plus idioten test for persons who "honk to hurry up".
Genius
You usually have to show id proof to actually get the discount, so they get insulted at being told they look old enough to have it offered, with the added insult that they still have to pay full price because their ID will show they don’t qualify.
Load More Replies...I'm in that age group and I am not a rude person...in fact I am patient, kind and tip generously because I know they don't even make minimum hourly wage...are there that many of us to give that whole age group the reputation of being rude?
No. It’s misogyny. Take a look at any of those pages where people get revenge off rude customers, 99% of them are about “overweight middle-aged women“ and most of the stories are completely fake- Just like this one
Load More Replies...When I was about 25, I looked very young. At a restaurant, the waitress,who was probably in her 50's, asked, " What can I get you, Honey?".... I replied, "I'm not ready to order yet, Sugar."....After that, she called me ma'am. I gave her a bigger tip than normal for understanding and changing how she spoke to me.
I like terms of endearment. I’m 34 and don’t discriminate- I will call you ‘love’ or ‘honey’ if you’re 25 or 95. But good on you for “changing how she spoke to” you 👍🏼 You sure taught her a lesson!
Load More Replies...It especially works when they look like a rich person name Brittany wearing a pound of makeup and lashes long enough to cause a hurricane
I'd gladly accept the senior discount (even though I'm not middle aged) but at the same time I won't be rude to a waitress. You never turn down a discount of any decent kind or form.
You bet when I hit that I'll work it at every turn... lol I use my AAA discount whenever possible. Life is expensive!!
Load More Replies...I don't believe most middle age women are rude without being provoked. If one whole classification of people is regularly unpleasant to you, they aren't the problem, you are. And even tho I'm only 56, if she offered me a discount just to be at huge twátwaffle, you can bet your azz, I'll take it. I also wouldn't to her and if she's bad enough, contact the manager or owner about her
Should say wouldn't tip her. And no, I'm not at all a karen. I'm always nice to servers and other customer service people, because dealing with the public all day is horrible. It's the ones who've never had to do that kind of work who are usually jerks to service workers
Load More Replies...I Really Hope It Was Her Name In Comic Sans
Reminds me of a story I heard on MFM: couple come into tattoo shop hanging all over each other. Woman says she's paying for her guy to get her name tatoo'd on his neck. After it's finished her face goes stone cold serious and she tells him she knows he's been cheating and walks out the door. The dude now has her name on his neck, and he has to pay for the tattoo. (I know I told this very badly, but you can hear the better version on My Favorite Murder Minisode #286, I believe)
I would do this but I would say I choose the tattoos, whisper to the artist "CHEATER, all caps, large font." Cheater goes first, I go home
...like he wouldn't notice that's the tattoo as it's being done?
Load More Replies...I met this guy, we talked all night.The next thing I knew he had told his friends that we had had sex,wasn't true. So I waited three months then told him in front of his friends that I was pregnant.He blurted out "I never touched you " Worth the wait.
Shame this is an old joke. It was funny when I heard it 20 years ago.
This applies to all sorts of relationships and has been proven numerous times under different circumstances. It even applies to people in romantic relationships — when they were asked questions about their partner's pettiness and their relationship satisfaction, researchers found a correlation between reported partner pettiness and unhappiness in a relationship.
Let's Review
This is funny...but a huge waste of time IMO. A better use of time & effort would have been to send the folder to the other lovers so they knew he was multi-tasking.
The problem with this is that you are assuming those other lovers did not know about her...or that if they knew, they would care. There are some trifling women out here who will happily sleep with what they KNOW are married men or men in Long term relationships and not give two flying figs about their wife/girl/partner. My ex-friend and college roomie was one. Mr. Married-For-10-Years was wealthy and she didnt care one iota that he was married. It may work for some, but many women would get that folder, laugh, throw it away and call him to see if he is now single.
Load More Replies...I don't understand that. Why put the effort in if someone cheats on you? Dealbreaker. We're done. No need for explanations. Literally moving on as soon as confirmed.
Well, if you're married to the guy and he's in the Army, where adultery means jail time, you can basically get whatever you want in the divorce if you have receipts.
Load More Replies...That was my thought. Send the information to the other females. See what happens.
I can not understand why people do this stiff, he lied, leave him.
Madlad Strikes At His Mom
Google Photo search "pointing to icon wallpaper"
Load More Replies...The minecraft just chilling on the side over there is really killing me 😭😭
What A Power Move
Don't take out your petty childish actions out on the dog, what a piece of work you are. Do NOT do this to an animal.
As someone with upstairs neighbors, I can’t just take her side without know how she walks around.
didn't happen. Dog whistles are tools for training: you train your dog to respond in the desired way to a SPECIFIC whistle sound, with treats. Before training, the sound at best MILDLY attracts their attention, at worst does nothing. It's not a random "get your dog to bark" tool.
You'd be surprised. Some dogs react to the sound in general. I can confirm after many years of being a Veterinarian and training service animals, it does not have to be a specific whistle or treat driven. Not every dog will bark, but there are many who will. Our dog, Hedwig, is not whistle trained, but he will bark his fool head off if you blow one. Conversely, the pup we are currently training for service animal certs. will just c**k his head and give you that "Wha?" look without any other type of reaction.
Load More Replies...hate when people do this to an innocent dog...this is not as uncommon as it should be
I Like Her Style
Not quite so vindictive but my mum did this when my grandparents bought my brother a drum when he was little. She smiled sweetly and said “you’ve got so many toys at home, so since grandad bought you this present, how about we leave it here so they can enjoy seeing you play with it’. Apparently the look on my grandad’s face was a picture (though tbf he was partly deaf so it’s not like he’d suffer as much lol)
I'm guessing the mom threw them in a closet and the kid never got to touch them?
I did this for my nephews one year for Christmas. Drum,xylophone, trumpet, guitar, like 8 instruments. They loved it, sis not so much. My kids came along 10 years later and she didn't remember.
Oh God I remember the recorders from 5th grade music class. I play the flute now and it's much nicer sounding
So I guess a part of us wants to know there's still forgiveness in the world, after all.
"The downfall of pettiness can happen across many types of relationships, even amongst people who have been together for a long time,” Kim said. “Pay attention to the ways even the simplest behavior can be interpreted.”
How To Get Revenge 101
I guard my Dr. Grips with my life. Accounting for it is the first and last thing I do at work!
Right? They are so hard to replace if they get taken. I love mine.
Load More Replies...I’m worried about the aerospace program that Tim didn’t realize what was happening and find another pen after one pink line. It’s a goddamn pen, steal a different one.
Someone At Work Kept Stealing My Sister's Cherry Cokes Out Of The Fridge. So She Rubbed The Top Of The Can With A Habanero Pepper. Hope This Will Prevent Them From Stealing
At this level of heat it doesn’t matter. The real fun will be when they wipe their mouth. Then touch themselves literally anywhere.
Load More Replies...I was a very poor divorced single parent when I was teaching. I drink hot tea not coffee. I would buy a small milk carton and use it in my tea for a week until it started to disappear out of the teacher's fridge. I had my name on it. I didn't catch the thief. His sons did. They told me their dad took them. He was a teacher's aide in another class. He also took paint trays out of my room leaving several tables without paint to use. Sons told me about that too.
That's weaksauce. I did something similar but the right way. I sprayed the lid of MY soda with 2 million scoville unit pepper spray. The theft stopped immediately after that (wow funny how that works). Best part about this - 100% legal to do this in my state because it's perceived here that "it's not anyone else's business if I want to use pepper spray to spray inanimate objects that belong to me. Maybe it shouldn't be, but it is. Oh well.
It's a good job you didn't do this after a few beers... It's the kind of thing I would do and forget about doing, end up at work the next morning hungover and dehydrated after a hot, packed train journey and 20 min fast walk to the office (guaranteed I would be running late), get to the kitchenette, grab my ice cold sugary elixir from the fridge (DrP in my case), swig down half the can, then dash back to the kitchenette to run my beak under the cold tap..
Looks like sis wore a glove to protect herself ;) And she knows which can she rubbed with the pepper, so she won’t touch it/drink it. So no, it should not cause her to suffer.
Load More Replies...It's a poor factory-made attempt to replicate a real soda fountain cherry coke with real grenadine. I prefer chocolate cokes.
Load More Replies...Thieves will still take it and she'll get in trouble when they out themselves screaming in pain. Already heard of this happening several times and it's complete bs that the thief doesn't get punished. https://www.askamanager.org/2021/05/a-coworker-stole-my-spicy-food-got-sick-and-is-blaming-me-2.html
Just gave that story a quick read. That is C**P!!!! Just shows the idiocy we live in, in today's world. But I will say that if that happened to me I would PRAY that they fired me - hopefully at a Fortune 500 company :)
Load More Replies...Inspiring Moment
Pulling a fire alarm is, I think...that was a fire exit with an alarm on it, I think that might be slightly different...
Load More Replies...Years ago, I went into a store to look at stereo equipment. The salesmen wouldn't leave me alone. Eric Clapton's Cocaine album was on the turntable ( so a few years ago) If y'all know how that song starts... I turned the volume all the way up and started the system. By the time I hit the door, that album was BLASTING!!! all the salesmen were scrambling.
Revenge which is not petty but Magnificent. I aspire to this level of malignancy.
A commercial buildings fire alarm going off should notify the fire department. Then she could be responsible for the cost of them getting called out for a non-emergency. I think anyway. 😬😂
I once was working the bar rush at a pancake house in Austin and one of the best cooks we had came in to pick up his paycheck. He quickly discovered that the hours he'd put in as overtime because the manager asked him to cover for someone else were not included. This was the early 1970s and like many of the short order cooks in south Texas, he was undocumented so the manager just refused to pay him, threatening a call to INS. As he walked out he pulled the ring for the fire extinguishers which immediately covered our huge pancake grills and the cold stations next to them with about 12 inches (30 cm) of fire retardant foam. The manager went nuts and of course demanded we all stay and clean up. All three of us just took off our aprons and walked out. It was glorious.
And The Winner Is
ummmm is this a rich kid prank or something? It doesnt seem petty, it seems like it was at the expense of the kid.
I'd say this is more malicious compliance, rather than petty revenge. But still awesome nonetheless.
My first thought was 'Waste of money', my second: 'He/she will remember this moment with gloating and satisfaction till the the end of his/her days, so money well spent."
Doesn't look "carved" at all, simply typed, printed, and stuck onto tiles. Sounds like this was more of a hassle for the kid than the teacher.
My Neighbor Keeps Vacuuming His Floor When I'm Sleeping At Night. I Started Vacuuming The Ceiling As He Sleeps At 3AM
College boys shared the flat below me and were, well, typical loud, obnoxious college boys. Can't use a broom handle in this scenario, but I did have a sewing machine that vibrated the floor sending booming echoes thru their flat. Starting at 5:30am. Eventually, they moved out.
Of course they eventually moved out, they were college boys sharing a flat, not live-in partners like Sherlock and Watson.
Load More Replies...After an all-nighter of bass coming from my neighbours place (on a Sunday!) when they'd stopped to sleep at 7am I put my speaker next to their bedroom wall in my closet, whacked up Tibetan singing bowl music, and went out for 4hrs. When I came home they were up...
I looked up tibetan singing bowl music and it sounds relaxing! LOL
Load More Replies...My friend has hellish neighbours who like to make tons of noise at all hours of the night. So when they have people over (which is often), he makes the loudest, nastiest sounding retching noises I have ever heard, and makes sure to do it right next to the wall, where their living room is.
Karen's "Revenge"
I did this once. Instead of backing up, she just stood up really close to me :/ The cashier had to tell her to back up😅
I would have had to yawn and stretch out my arms reeeealllly wide while doing so. Oh, did they "accidently" hit you while I was stretching?? So sorry, maybe you are too close. lol
Load More Replies...I asked a guy on a crowded metro to back off and "give me an inch, man". He shook his fist at me and snarled, "I'll give you an inch!" He didn't understand why everyone who heard him burst out laughing.
I put my shopping cart behind me to keep people from getting too close. You can control the distance in front of you the same way.
I can't handle two carts in the grocery store, as those are really big and heavy but as I can control my distance to the person in front more easily (in most cases) I'd maybe start to pull the cart behind me now! Thanks for helping me see this easy task! I will forget it, but with the next cuddly person I'll remember!
Load More Replies...What am I missing? Why would she think she won by giving him more than he asked for?
I wonder that as well! Like ? /s Edit: text dissapered.. Like: " I'll show that 🐑-ple distance! " ? /s
Load More Replies...I just pretend I don't know they're there and will back up and step all over them or"trip" into their cart and shove it back into them. Whoopsie, my bad
When someone does this,I'll have to check something in my rucksack and then flinch it back hard over my shoulder...
I find using a cart or large buggy and leaving it in place while I step in front of it to put items down helps as a way to reclaim personal space.
Well, I'd Do The Same
I'd do it the same way. The child is being influenced by the mother and if she continually gets away with it, he will pick up the behaviors too. It's not like he pushed him over or something. Be polite = get what you want. Be a d**k, get treated as such. Good lesson, really.
I agree with you and I don't know why you got downvoted.
Load More Replies...Those downvoting people for saying the child may be a innocent part, is that really a opinion offensive enough getting someone banned for ? Save that for the real offenders.
It's simple. Treat others in a way you yourself wish to be treated. Unfortunately for mom's actions, kid doesn't get pizza. But the guy acted in kind to the jerk of a mom.
I suppose you could flip it and tell mom if she would kindly step back, you'd be happy to treat the kid to a slice of pizza. She she still acts like an ar$$, so much for the pizza.
Load More Replies...Nope, sorry, not okay with revenge that hurts innocent bystanders. Especially kids.
I like this woman's stolen bike revenge story: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman-finds-stolen-bike-on-craigslist-vancouver_n_3817727
Turns Out We Have Ghosts
Growing up, my sister and I had the exact same televisions in our bedrooms, and because of where hers was placed, I could control her TV through the wall with my remote, but she couldn't control mine. I think the best moment was when I turned her tv on at 3AM. I had made sure it was tuned to a static channel with the volume at the highest setting. There were screams.
The next step is to drive around your neighborhood and turn off all their LG TV's. Day after that download the Samsung remote app and repeat.
Justice Is Served
except it may be someone who pay it on craiglist and not the actual theif...
My son had his b ike stolen at Uni. He reported it to campus security who laughed and said "you won't get that back mate". 6 months later he goes in about something or other and there's his bike. "Can you prove it's yours?" Turned it upside down and showed them our home postcode (UK Zipcode equivalent) punched into the bottom by the police on a community day.
My friend and I did this as well. Her neighbors bike was stolen the neighbor blamed her because he thought she left the gate open. We saw the bike and stole it back.
What Could Go Wrong Blocking A Farmer's Gate To Save A Parking Fee?
Not long ago a farmer was taken to court for using farm equipment for picking up a vehicle and dumping it on the road (not on its wheels) after it was found parked on his property. Thankfully the farmer won.
All year long pheasant hunter would park in our field and run their dogs. Never once did these rude city lazy A$$ holes ask.
Load More Replies...This looks bad, but think a little further...Unless the owner has access to a hose,or some other way to wash some of this off, they'll have to scrape off so much of that ca-ca just to be able to drive it somewhere to wash the rest of it off.The door handles, windows,mirrors...the wiper will just smear it into a God awful mess...and then there's the smell...The fresh air intake for the a/c and heat is most likely on the passenger side between the windshield and hood. And it's coated,probably has some in it and the smell will linger awhile.
A Japanese Woman Discovered Her Boyfriend Was Cheating, So She Gathered All His Apple Devices And Dumped Them Into A Tub Full Of Water
Isn't that kinda illegal? I mean, it's property damage, if I understood correctly so she could get in trouble for that. I'm all in for helping karma reach the destination quicker, but destroying someone else's stuff doesn't seem right...
I counted like 12 items. How many apple products does this guy need?!
Oh my god. If she thinks this is acceptable revenge, I get why he cheated! She might unhinged and an absolute nightmare to be with. Also, I hope he pressed charges and got compensated for this damage.
okay so in japan the bath isn't like the westerner one. usually unless your cleaning it you don't change the water in the tub. thats because you have to wash your body outside the tub first before soaking in the water. that tub probably has a cover on it so no dirt gets in. it also has a warmer to warm up the water when ready to use ^^ long story short the tubs in japan are meat to relax and soak not to get clean. so no soap or anything in the tub just water and your clean body
Load More Replies...Outstanding Move
Justice has been served, in an ice cream cone.
Load More Replies...Don't think you realise how little of a problem this would be for most men. In fact, you may be opening a can of worms. No washing up, don't need to buy dish soap, save on hot water? All the food should be in cones! Edit: typo
Eating out of ice cream cones to avoid doing dishes??? Why have I NEVER THOUGHT of THIS?!?!!
Yeah, I'm thinking of all the stuff I could serve that way
Load More Replies...Your MOM is petty? She is a genius, it is your father who should recinsider his attitude!
Serve him his food in the unwashed maybe even moldy dishes. Case closed.
You Know How Mad You Got To Be To Carry A Refrigerator
My mans holding that fridge like he does this often.
Load More Replies...Wooh! The anger and adrenaline brought out some super strength in him. I bet his back was messed up the next day! Worth it though 😆
I'd Say This Is Chaotic Good
i hope the person behind them was that tik tok mom who kept honking as soon as the light turned green because it was ‘funny’
Someone not going and holding up everyone in a line for validation is even less funny...
Load More Replies...I find that every time I honk at someone for texting instead of noticing the light has turned green, they act like I've honked the very moment the light turned green. Just because you just noticed it, doesn't mean it just got that way.
Depending on the place. Thats illegal. Impeding traffic. The best revenge is the legal variety.
Yeah this post is awful; the OP willfully blocked traffic to be petty when they were likely at fault... I hate people who do this bc they were on their phone and think that someone asking them "to look up" is some savage attack on their identity.... they screwed over a bunch of drivers. Not cool.
Load More Replies...Wasting everyone's time bc you feel like being petty isn't funny... you suck too. A lot. (OP)
If there were other people behind them, you just wasted their time too.
I'm sure they did! The person posting this is a bigger jerk I'm sure... I see this s**t all the time with people on their phones, and then when they are honked at, they intentionally cause everyone behind them to miss the light... during rush hour of course.
Load More Replies...I was driving a brand new, just-purchased, car home from the dealership that had the auto turn-off thing engaged. I didn't know how to turn it off. Stopped at the light, and when the light turned green, I didn't go, because the car had to TURN ON. The old man behind me honked at me because I didn't waited a nano second to go. So I went the exact speed limit and stayed in front him until I made my turn; I completely boxed him in the whole time.
Petty Times Call For Petty Measures
Heightism is bad! The hottest guys are sometimes the shortest.
Why are some women so obsessed with height? There are so many other traits to consider. (I ask as a woman.)
I agree. I’ll also say though as a tall woman, men care too. I talked to multiple people in college who found it intimidating to be around a woman taller than them.
Load More Replies...My Mate Told The Driver Of The Black Corsa Not To Park In The Company's Parking Space. He Gave My Mate Attitude And Ignorance. So My Mate Put Scaffold Up Around His Car
In my experience, for some reason, scaffolders are some of the maddest SoB's you could meet.
to be a person who can walk around on broken boards with basically ziptied metal poles, you have to be a little "off" but in the best way.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a hospital my son delivered to. Crane was on site, area closed off with cones etc. Some woman rudely insisted on parking there even after she was told the area is closed and no parking is allowed. So when she comes out her car is now blocked on one side, by the crane, front and rear by it's outriggers and my sons rig on the 4th. She actually had the gall to tell them to move. Yeah, she had to sit there in the summer sun for over 2 hours until they were done unloading my sons rig and he secured his canopy.
He was clearly trying to warn the person that he needed to build scaffolding in that spot, person didn't listen
A Days-Worth Of Dirty Diapers For Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages Off Our Porch
I had a pet we fed mice to, and once ordered a bunch of them online. It showed up in a box labeled "frozen meat", so someone stole it probably expecting fancy steaks or some s**t. Instead they got 150 dead frozen mice.
Some of these thieves don't open the packages. They steal packages, claim they bought pallets of returns, and then sell the packages still sealed. The lazy ones don't even rip off the shipping label first. People buy them because the seller often says they guarantee that the contents are worth at least a certain amount and you can sometimes find high-value items in a package you bought cheap. It's basically gambling, so good luck to the loser who buys the box of used diapers.
Take an empty Amazon box, fill it with cement and tape it shut. If you are lucky the next thief to come along might throw his back out trying to lift it.
... gotta include something that blows something ... you know, like ... a little dose of explosives, just enough to spread 1 or 2 square meters in poop'n'p**s ... really, what's wrong with people? Stealing someone else's packages not only is a punishable act, rightly so, it also provides the thief with a lot of stuff they don't need or want, deprives the rightful recipient from getting their stuff - which may be important, expensive or both - and generally is at the very least indicating bad manners and a lack of thought. My neighbour bought reusable period panties in size XL. So, as I am male and thin, stealing these would serve me ... nothing. Resale value? Not even that way, this works out. Most times, it's neither worth that much nor resellable quickly, but rather stuff you won't get any money for, ...
My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct-Taped Him To A Chair
Must be the last event in a long string of interruptions by the youngest.
Load More Replies...I tied my brother up with plastic chain and left him in the yard. Told mom I hadn’t seen him. May have gotten in a small amount of trouble for that. Good times.
I once got tied to the playground in our backyard and mom couldn't find me...
Load More Replies...little siblings need to know there’s consequences to their actions, unfortunately that doesn’t happen enough
Load More Replies...At a glance I thought it was a carpet!!
Load More Replies...as a parent if my kids ever did this to their youngest sibling... I would stand an applaud! Talk about getting your just desserts! That youngest is going to learn to not be an a*s!
Who is he kidding? Dad taped him to the chair because they were HIS pokemon cards and he's been waiting for the kids to get old enough to admire them appropriately.
I am surprised by how many people think this is a good thing. Just wow
I totally agree with you, it's parental violence to me. In France, doing this will lead to be justiciable and the children taken away on the spot!
Load More Replies...Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester
I do find it suspicious that three people "accidentally" overslept. If it was just one person who didn't do it all the time, though, I would've shared my notes just to be nice
Are they going to sleep through the days they need to be at work, too??
Talk About Revenge
*Megamind muahahas in the background*
Load More Replies...Damn. Take away a precious memory a father and kid can make. That is next level evil right there.
To a ridiculously petty response to being cut off. I feel bad for this person - sounds like they carry around a lot of hatred in their heart.
Load More Replies...Should have bought a kazoo for his kid. Or a recorder. Or a kitten.
Hm, not sure if I like this one so much :( It affected the person’s child as well, not just the person who cut OP off, and that’s not right. If someone is an a-hole to you, do something that only affects them, not their child or their relationship/potential memories with their child.
I wouldn't think so. I remember learning riding a bike, but I certainly didn't give a toss who taught me.
Load More Replies...And then you taught the kid your own unique version of "the facts of life".
I Applaud This Level Of Petty
People who don't pick up after their dogs should be given community service where they are the poop scooper at an animal shelter or zoo.
Was walking my dog. Neighbors dog was outdoors, off leash, unsupervised. He charged my dog. I pulled her back and out of the way and punched a right hook as hard as I could. Neighbors dog needed a vet. They tried to sue. A neighbor between us recorded the whole thing. They got stuck with their own vet bill, and no "emotional damage". I was defending my dog and myself. They broke leash laws.
"Ha ha, you can't pick up dog poop, so now you're homeless!" Nice. Very petty, but amazingly exicuted and definitely deserved.
I hope the dog is OK. He/she/whatever didn't deserve rude guardians.
Load More Replies...Dad Waits 28 Years To Return Birthday Card To Son
Birgit, I don't know whether to upvote your or shake my head.. so I'll do both.
Load More Replies...It’s really sweet that dad kept that card, though :) Even if it was for revenge purposes, it shows that he loves his son.
I actually find that sweet. After all, he kept the card for a long time- I think he was secretly proud of it.
I'm a Douglas Adams fan. My 42th birthday was long awaited. One friend tried to do this shame-thing making fun of my age... and was pissed when they saw the party decorations. 42s everywhere and my birthday cake was a gigantic towel with a 42 made of cake on top. They are no longer my 'friend'.
My Friend's Girlfriend Moved Out And Took Everything, Including The Drawer Handles
the EX BF probably didn't even notice she bought fancy handles. ..they can get quite expensive, i would take them too!
Many years ago, when my ex husband and I broke up, he was in our house alone for a couple months before he left and then I moved back in to sell it. He took EVERYTHING from the house. The light bulbs. The window screens. The friggin' doorknobs, I kid you not. I was pissed then, but now I admire his commitment and attention to detail.
Load More Replies...My son's ex had to be evicted. She left the house FULL of garbage. The floors are ruined, the house was full of fleas, smells bad, toilet seats both broken, upstairs bathroom has to be gutted and rebuilt. One woman, 5 months. People can be garbage.
When I fled from my ex I returned with the police to get my belongings. He had put my stuff out front in the rain. When I was unpacking boxes I noticed that he put the singles ads from the newspaper on top. Creative and funny. So glad to be away from his abusive a*s.
Shouldn't have had someone else handling his drawers in the first place
My HSBF’s mom got into a fight with her live-in boyfriend. The next day while she was at work and her 3 daughters were in school, he went in the house and stole the toilet seat and all the toilet paper.
When my late husband and I moved into our first apartment together, the lights wouldn't work. I called the electric company because I had transferred everything to our name and everything should have been OK. They assured me it was on their end and said they would send somebody out later that week. Oddly, the outlets worked. Had to call the electric company back when we found out the couple that left had removed every single light bulb out of everything when they moved out. Turns out they had a dispute with the landlord. They didn't hurt the landlord at all, they hurt us. Heavy sigh.
Is it normal where you come from that people leave working light fixtures when they move flat? Here (in Germany) all the flats I've moved into had only the end of the cable sticking out of the ceiling, and you'd have to fix a lamp onto that and a bulb onto that. There were rare exceptions, but only when whoever left didn't want to keep the lamp. With our current flat, we hit the jackpot and got working flood lights in our hallway. You'd usually just work with stand-lights until you install the lamps.
Load More Replies...When I moved out of a shared living situation I told them to make time to talk to me about the stuff I'd brought with me and which where used communally. Well they didn't. I repeatedly told them to come and talk to me about what they wanted to keep or I would take all of it with me. Again I got ignored. So I took everything with me. I would have left everything they wanted for free even. I just wanted them to talk to me and ask. But they couldn't be bothered. Little did they know that almost everything useful was mine. When I moved in, the stuff the guy who was subletting used was mostly old and broken. So I cleaned it, put it in a big box and put out my stuff instead. After I moved out, with absolutely everything* had bought or brought in, they didn't even have wifi, since 8t came from my router. I took the pot the spatulas and cooking spoons were kept in, including most of those spatulas, the water kettle, most of the silverware and dishes, you get the gist. But it was all mine
After Years Of This Guy Using My Email As A Spam Account, I Got My Revenge. He Signed My Email. Up For Siriusxm Which Also Gives Me The Ability To Beep His Horn
Is anyone else thinking of a certain movie about cars coming to life? No? Yes?
Load More Replies...Wait, how does SiriusXM allow for them to remotely work the car? Is it because they now know the car's info and got another app to do it?
That's what I'm wondering. I have had SiriusXM for 25 years and this isn't something that's even an option. It is built into my car. I've never seen or heard of this.
Load More Replies...It doesn't work that way. I have the exact same system - uConnect and it has nothing to do with XM radio. Also, you must prove legal ownership of the vehicle by providing the VIN that matches the title with a photo of the VIN from the vehicle and/or a copy of the sales contract if you are not given your title at the time of sale (my state gives dealers 60 days to ante up the title and our temporary permits are 90 days).FCA/Mopar owns the uConnect platform and this particular package that allows one to use the mobile app to control the vehicle requires a monthly subscription of $9.99, on a credit/debit card that matches the owner's name from the title/sales contract. If you happen to have purchased a used vehicle with the uConnect system, it's even more difficult to get the ownership switched over to your name as the new owner. Once you answer a lot of verification details, they use double authentication. That's why this story could not have happened for the reasons given above.
Good ol Uconnect app!! Now start his car and deplete it of all its gas!!!! Muhahahahahahahaha
I wanna see a follow up. Also, why the hell didn't you change the password??
I don't think the car owner is actually accessing their email account, just using it when they have to sign up for things they don't want to hear from, resulting in the email account owner being spammed. So changing the password wouldn't make a difference. The car owner was probably so in the habit of using someone else's account for spam they didn't realise they'd signed their car up to the wrong email.
Load More Replies...Evil. Brilliant... But Evil
I was a carpet fitter many years ago and I was at a large job working with a rather cocky bloke who always belittled everyone. He fitted some gripper into the concrete floor a few feet away from a radiator. When he left the room I tipped a small amount of water around one of the nails and on the floor. Cue twenty minutes of ripping up gripper searching for the leak. Sorry not sorry.
Watch, the end result is, the washer stops working so the dishes need to be hand washed
Glad that worked.... my husband would've stepped right through it and ignored it...
I Bet There’s A Dude Sitting With Just Salt And Pepper In His Cubbard Right Now Wishing He Had That Old Bay I Snatched Back
Old mother Hubbard went to her cubbard (sorry, couldn’t help myself)
To Everyone At Work That Has Been Eating My Jellybeans. Now The Fun Begins
Nah, I'd buy a big packnof sugar-free Haribo gummy bears and leave them on my desk in a closed jar, then wait for the fun to begin.
I have been looking for a bag of those for YEARS!!! They ALL seem to be gone since they quit making them. 😭😭😭
Load More Replies...Co-worker who couldn't stomach hot spices kept snitching my labeled food. I knew I'd won the battle when I heard this horrendous screech from the kitchen.
We grew scorpions, Carolina reapers, and ghost chili this year. That would teach em
Load More Replies...Not just not individually wrapped. Not just no serving spoon or tongs. Not just not in a wide bowl... People are shoving their whole-a*s hands down into that narrow cylinder.
Maybe they're tipping the jar? I'd hate to grab something from that thing because it would be all sticky inside, but you could pour a handful into a bowl or sth?
Load More Replies...What A Legend
Good thing it wasn't me then lmao, my profile picture is a naked fat dude with tiny fairy wings, a halo, and work boots shoving Snow from his front door.
Sorry, but this isn't petty revenge. It's a complete disregard for others.
Employees In A Supermarket React To A Customer That Left The Car In The Middle Of The Parking Lot, Blocking The Way
It's an underground parking area. The driver parked in an area reserved for carts. They blocked the car in with the carts because the car doesn't belong there.
Lmao. We used to play musical parking spots by carrying my buddy's 70's VW beetle around at lunch. That car is tiny...
I'm confused as to how the employees could have pushed the car out of the parking lot into the store?
Blocking Her Out Of Your Life
Upvote for appropriate and amusing comment, but also BOO, this is my number one earworm, will be stuck in my head for DAYS
Load More Replies...If they cheated, when you call their name for the order go "and we have a drink for a cheater?"
Neighbor's Car Hasn't Moved After He Cheated Because This Was Her Revenge
Never Forget Those Ribs
Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible
The note says: "Hey buddy, it looks like you don't understand how to operate a motor vehicle. This will help you practice staying inside the lines like the toddler you are."
In all fairness the guy is driving an MKT, which looks like a hearse. He's probably brain dead.
ay ay ay.... coming from someone whose household owned a hearse for fun, idk how to take that
Load More Replies...How badly do I have to park to get some free coloring activities tho?
He Tried To Start A Full On War
My Neighbor “Allegedly” Refused To Pay The Guy Who Cleared His Back Yard. He’ll Be Coming Home To This Gift Left In His Driveway
Watched a mechanic smash a window after the customer refused to pay because "haha, its already installed, next time get paid upfront". Also watched one put a car BACK on the lift to remove the new oil filter he'd just installed because the customer didn't want to pay. Mind you. He didn't drain the oil (more than removing the filter does), he didn't put back the old one. Just took off his part, and handed the keys back. Said "good luck getting it home".
Locksmiths who don't get paid break a key in half and insert the broken off tip into the dead beat's lock. Any other locksmith (at least in the Seattle-Tacoma area) who then gets called to fix the unusable lock will refuse to work on the lock unless the client can produce the rest of the key or, if they can't produce it, pay the other locksmith first.
Why, oh WHY would the homeowner think he'd get away without PAYING???
Depending on where this is, he may also face fines from the city if it's not cleared by a given time. And the city will quite likely then come in and move it for him at an amount far in excess of what he was supposed to have paid the first guy. And if it's an HOA you can bet money they'll fine him.
If You Park Like This I Will Find You And Make Sure You Have To Climb Through The Passengers Side
I have a tiny car and I'm sure I could fit there. And I probably would.
Load More Replies...My current truck is a POS. I have no qualms about digging your truck to climb through that tiny gap (or at least to "test" if I'll fit).
Evil Act Of Revenge
I did the same to make St. Patrick's Day cupcake toppings for my daughter's class, lol they loved them!! :)
My Daughter Yelled At Me To Make Her A “Surprise Snack”
Whose fault is it when it seems Mom/Dad delivers on yelled orders from their kids? I think this is not the first time this child yells an order to their parents.
My Sister And I Had An Argument And She's Chopped The Bristles Off Of My Toothbrush. Why?
It's a toothbrush, that's hardly psychotic. It's just an inconvenience.
Load More Replies...Wish I would have thought of that back when my sister and I fought ... EPIC!!!
Banana Revenge
And the revenge on the son would be that mom doesn’t let him have any XD
Load More Replies...Complaint About Delivery Of The Wrong Grade Of Copper
Not ‘chiselled into stone’. Cuneiform is pressed into soft clay/wax.
I think its a fired clay tablet, but still an impressive level of pettiness.
I will now start all disagreement negotiations with 'I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.'
Theres a line in there about owing the merchant money that wasn't paid back. I feel like there's definitely 2 sides here
This Is My Level Of Petty
Operating on the theory that one of them snitched on him?
Load More Replies...It may, at times, become necessary to expose society to the roots of evil which have insidiously woven a network within itself, and in that harsh light of day wherein the truth can be seen, through the effort of all members, seek to cut back that evil, and cast it out from within us. In other words this is how you get a neighborhood to vote an HOA down
Did you just write this up? Damn. Not just a Carver of Wood, but also a... Carver of Words.
Load More Replies...That doesn't get back at the HOA, just your neighbors. Unless the neighbors complained to the HOA....hmmm.
Overload the HOA to where they end up having to go after their friends.
Pizza Sponsored By This Drunk Creep
I've read a number of these plans. Hey guys, don't create a paper trail for your robberies. I'm gonna leave the questionable ethics of this I took a dudes phone and sent myself some money posts and just address how easy this is to prosecute and how an angry prosecuter could easily argue this as wire fraud..... what a dumb way to end up in prison for a decade. Please let's find better ways to reeducate creepy dudes that keep your butt out of jail.
Well, and technically… in order to Venmo money to someone, you need their email address or phone number. Although, I’m not a police officer, but I’d venture to say that it would be difficult to prove theft over a small amount (about $50 or so), because you could argue the creepy guy offered up the money willingly… and try to prove otherwise. In my state (in the U.S.), it would take $750 before you go to jail. Less than that, it’s a citation, and you go to court over it.
Load More Replies...I like the one where they go in and find the number labeled "MOM" and change it to their (the woman s) name.
Madlad Revenge
They may have tried, police won't really do anything in this situation. All the "hacker" has to do is claim it wasn't them and play dumb about the TV delivery. Their name/address being on the order isn't definite proof that they did it since someone who knows them could have filled in that information too. Cops won't want to waste time on a case.
Load More Replies...Yeah, it was probably a fake address and the person just porch pirated it when they got the notice that it arrived.
I hope they used the stolen credit card and not their own money to fund this revenge plan
As someone who used to be active in the furry fandom, I can assure you, yes, it’s a thing. And I guarantee you that every product/item in the world probably has an XXX-rated furry version of it for sale somewhere. I used to do art commissions and had to stop as people only wanted their furry characters drawn in XXX situations :x
Load More Replies...Thought My Mom Was Sending Me A Care Package... But Instead She Sent Me A Box Of Trash I Was Supposed To Take Out
How is it an a-hole move? If it’s something OP promised to do and then didn’t, it’s a reminder that breaking your promises results in consequences. If there’s nothing organic/rotting in the trash, it’s harmless to be shipped/sent as a “care package”.
Load More Replies...This Is How To Handle The Parking Problem
If I were exhaustedly looking for a parking space, seeing that would give me a good laugh.
I'd Say It's A Revenge Between Generations
And yet he's still calling it the wrong name. Minecraft Drew, not mindcraft.
did you know that there's a lego texture pack for minecraft?
Load More Replies...I grew up playing the TMNT games. Everytime you beat a level that say "cowabunga". My mom would always hear this and say "hows your bunga" and it would upset me to no end. Now at 34 I find myself saying that and laughing when I hear it
My Friend's Parents Force Her And Her Siblings To Have A Picture With Santa Every Year. This Year They Got Revenge And Took This Beauty Home
I thought he had one in his lap!! But then I read your comment and it made me look again and I realized that it’s just his belt lol
Load More Replies...Why are all six of them the same age and don't look alike? Sure this wasn't a group of friends staging a funny picture that someone recaptioned?
Adopted maybe? My friend is in a family with 6 kids...all adopted.
Load More Replies...As someone that also does this to their child I wouldn't be mad at this! I would love it!
But "forcing" the kids to do something they don't like is acceptable ? Nice parents 💪😎
Load More Replies...Bad Parking Like This Doesn't Go Unpunished Where I Work
Wouldn’t a pocket knife cut right through that? Or is it too thick?
Load More Replies...Son’s Revenge
My Flatmate Pissed Me Off So I Froze Their Cutlery Into An Ice Block
Careful Not To Step In The Retribution
This neighbor responds by dumping the c**p and returning the c**p stained bag.
Light it on fire and walk away.....let them stomp it out and don't leave a note. They fecked around, let them find out
would be nice but is unfortunately probably illegal
Load More Replies...Joe Mode
the fact that Joe is now infamous for creating this
Load More Replies...I can't see this is revenge, this is listening and responding to a customer's complaint. And Joe would be delighted (I think) to have his name on a fancy expensive car!
An Uber driver was telling us how his nephew put the fart sound to come on whenever he used his turn signal. Not revenge for the driver, but funny. He said the woman who was riding with him asked to be let out. Lol
Spotted Today In Muswell Hill - A Level Of Petty Revenge To Which I Can Only Aspire
"Compensators" are a thing here in the States....usually redneck guys driving HUGE trucks with all sorts of political statements on them. My son calls the trucks "compensators". I think this sticker would be a fun add-on to those monstrosities!
Compensators? Sometimes it's because we need horsepower to haul our work trailers or farm animals or heavy equipment or traverse mountain roads or snowy areas that aren't plowed. I'm a petite woman and I use my big truck for all of the above. Must drive it because of my micro junk 😆
Load More Replies...Was behind a beautiful, new, black Mercedes sedan one day. I could see there was a woman driving it. Her license plate (real, actual plate) read HE LIED.
They're saying that men with big trucks are "compensating for their small " parts" ....so original & clever😏
Load More Replies...Oh Wow, This Is Next Level
Crazy Ex
Ah yes, the early days of the pandemic when everyone thought they were going to need ungodly amounts of toilet paper.
No Parking
Like i saw on the movie Backdraft I would love to have been able to smash the windows and put the 6" supply line through the car that blocked a hydrant at a fire we had.
The Height Of Pettiness Seen In A UK Car Park Today
my moms car got hit my a teen driver with no insurance. (she was driving by herself with a permit she got 4 hours earlier lmao) I should get a sticker and put it on the back
Woke Up To My Coffee Jar Like This After A Petty Argument With My Partner
That's not petty revenge. I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Geneva Convention.
Check to see if it is! https://www.icrc.org/en/doc/assets/files/publications/icrc-002-0173.pdf
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure, if you don't get your coffee (if you're like me) that act will BACKFIRE right back on your partner...
What a MONSTER! I hate coffee but would never do this to my spouse!
Screw that! There's hinges on the other side that are coming off NOW!
This Guy Parked Well Over The Line So I Parked In A Way That Blocked His Driver Side Door
I've done this at work to the a-hole in the Audi who likes to take up 3 spots in an already small parking lot.
That's the passenger side. California plates. Use superglue next time.
Blue car is the AH; red car is definitely blocking the driver's side.
Load More Replies...My Coworker Decided To Prank Us, So We Exacted Our Revenge
Yea, i have Fallen victim of a similar prank before, it wasn't my house, but it was my car, they pur stikers on the Doors ( like a rally car sponsership ), and on the hood, and big reflective orange and Yellow stripe ( like you see on trucks ) on the rear bumpers, my car use to be parked on a busy street.... ( To be fair i laughed my a*s off, when i put a sell sign with his real phone Number on his bike, and by 5pm he was pissed as f**k because he still didn't know why where people calling him asking for the price of his Bandit )
this happened to one of my mom's friends. the friend's co-workers did it over a small break, and when the guy came back his computers and stuff has exploded.
Fun thought: Before the Hall Heroult process was invented, aluminum cost more than gold. Imagine walking in on this.
Some Sweet Revenge. I Was Still Within The Lines Too
That's Comedy Gold, Right There
This Is What Happens When You Take Up 3 Spots At Walmart In My Town
Tbh I find the pettiness in this not the actual letting down of the tyres but of the major inconvenience the space hog will have in pumping those tyres back up. Using a portable air compressor to pump up just one tyre from flat to the average car PSI (32-36psi) can take at least twenty minutes.
okay, imo, that’s too far. that would cost them money- for the tires and possibly for a tow truck. an earlier post where there’s chalk around the truck would have been much better….
Hopefully, they just deflated them, but I agree that is too far.
Load More Replies...Best is to by a valve remover so they can not reinflate their tires no matter what. And they more then likely will not know the valve is removed and they have to have new valve stems put on. Have a set of removers in all my car's and have done this on a few occasions. Or zip tie carriages with heavy duty zip ties (which I have and have done) to every car door.
... and still, with all those parking idiots, we do not know for sure that there was no emergency involved. I have parked numerous times and simply didn't care for any lines, but getting the dude who can only use his right side properly into the hospital. If that result in suboptimal parking, and some of the proud AHs like those around here decides to punish me, I won't wanna wear his stupid skin - he will go in a lot more severe than the original patient - seems they are into revenge without research, so it's gonna be ok for them that I push some object through their ribcage or such, won't it?
This Is Why You Shouldn't Steal Food At Work
Roommate Came Back To 400 Balloons In His Room. He Got His Revenge When The Other One Left For A Week. Everything In His Room Was Wrapped And Put Back In The Same Place
That seems like punishment to the person doing the wrapping. Of course, I HATE wrapping presents.
Plus gift wrap can be expensive, unless you stock up on Dec 26.
Load More Replies...Who here has seen that Impractical Jokers episode, where Joe's friends did this for his bday?? See 1:53 Impractical Jokers Twists & Turns - Joe Gets Wrapped Up in a Special Birthday Surprise | truTV YouTube · truTV Apr 3, 2021
honestly I would love to do this. Wrapping presents is so fun :D it also looks very nice
Have to say it, I am very impressed by the wrapping. Not sloppy at all and they even did the ceiling and the walls. And the curtains are cute!
Who has time for this? I'm furiously wrapping my kids' presents at 0300 on Christmas mornings because it's the only time I have to do it!
Every Time The Bread Gets Used, The Twist Disappears. I Started Collecting Them And Today I Got My Revenge
Because a pair of scissors wouldn’t solve this in one second. Very pretty colors though.
If I'm The Only One In My Building Who Shovels The Sidewalk, Then I Will Have My Revenge
If any other tenants want to walk on the path that OP shoveled, they have to zigzag and walk technically further than if OP shoveled a path in a straight line.
Load More Replies...Hit Where It Hurts
Dumping My Roommate's Trash At His Door Because He Won't Take It Out
It Never Ends Baby
This is rubbish. All they will do is throw the application in the trash and move on with their day. OP has achieved nothing.
If it makes them feel better, it isn’t “achieving nothing”.
Load More Replies...A Really Expensive Revenge
Not that expensive, you can get packages in any dollar store/pound saver.
Expensive if you're in the US, unfortunately. That's easily over $100 worth of pads.
Load More Replies...Had my windshield covered in these on my last day of work. The sticky bit stuck to the glass. Had to let it dry and scrape it with a razor blade to remove it. This paint is probably ruined I'd guess
My Sister Spoiled The Ending Of A Book I Was Reading So I Spoiled The End Of Every DVD She Had. This Was The Notebook
In case you want to know which movie they are talking about it is . . .
My Friend Got His Door Stolen By His Neighbor, So He Stole His Neighbor's Back In Revenge
Neighbors Are Slamming Their Cabinets So Hard They Opened Mine. They're Having A Fight, So Now I'm Blasting Shrek As Revenge
I once had neighbors that blasted their rap music so loud my windows rattled (our houses were not attached). So I pointed my very big speakers at their house and blasted Garth Brooks. It was quiet after that.
I had a friend who did something similar, only she used a CD of bagpipe music.
Load More Replies...Neighbors played loud music at all hours. Seemed they were always home. Talking didn't work. Roommate points speakers out the window and plays Experiments in Feedback on constant loop & went to work (I'd already left). Got home to note from them. Everyone else worked all day, the volume wasn't very loud (didn't need to be), so they're complaint to the office was useless. But it played for the almost 11 hours, Feedback sounds. - truly awful noise. After that, no more problems
How is this revenge? "...Then I saw her face..." YOU MONSTER!!!
Petty Misbehavior
That doesn’t get revenge on whomever didn’t choose OP for the film part, it just fúcks with the employees and workers and other actors and crew members who are trying to do their jobs and probably don’t even know OP auditioned. Op is an a-hole.
Yeah, someone not giving you a job you want doesn't mean you get to exact revenge.
Load More Replies...Revenge Of A Weaboo
It looks as though it’s the opening song/theme to a very well-known/popular anime called “My Hero Academia”. If OP’s sister is mocking them for liking Japanese anime, then she will likely be very embarrassed that her crush hears that her ringtone is an anime song as the crush will then (possibly) think that OP’s sister likes anime.
Load More Replies...Epic Man
“Andy” (name of the Twitterer who posted) was written on the bottom of Woody’s boot because Andy was the boy who had lovingly owned the toy; “Andy” gets painted over when Woody is taken to be resold.
Load More Replies...I Call This OCD Cornbread. My Wife Ate My Last Apple, This Is My Revenge
I am so sleepy that I was trying to figure out why a half eaten burrito on top of the bread a revenge. Legit took me 30 seconds to figure it's a piece taken out of the middle.
Slightly Petty, But My Wife Said I Couldn’t Take The Trash Out In One Go. I Went To A DIY Shop For A Trolley Just To Prove Her Wrong
I get the feeling that his wife said that knowing he would do whatever he could to prove her wrong when actually she just wanted him to do it. That is god tier shithousery from the wife there.
That's Pretty Petty Revenge
A Friend Toilet-Papered Our Car So We Decided To Up The Level A Bit For Revenge
I Get A Little Petty When My Dad Likes To Mess Up The Laundry Room And Blame It On Me
My dad used to leave his Old Spice open in the dining room. The first few times I closed it. He lost the stopper. I replaced it with a peg from a game. He did it again, I superglued the stopper in place. He always smelled as if he used it instead of bathing, both smells were rank.
Sweet Revenge
Problems with daughter about title of home. Threatened to move me out and/or kill me. Restraining order. Changed will. House will be bulldozed day after I die
This Is The Pettiness You Love To See
If there’s an HOA, this is perfect pettiness as the neighbor will get dinged and they won’t.
This looks like the UK to me. We don't have the insanity of HoAs.
Load More Replies...Classics Never Get Old
The Office Staff Where I Work Had A Meeting About My Hand Mirror (Which I Allegedly Used Too Much) So I Turned My Desk Into A Mirror
My Sons Accidentally Lost Their Football Over The Neighbors' Fence Yesterday. This Is How It Was Found Back In Our Yard Today
I wonder how many times the neighbours had to throw the ball back before they resorted to this.
We do not destroy others property for revenge due to children needing help.... because and say it with me now this makes us a monster....
Load More Replies...wow... there A$$holes, unless they always broke something or always bugged the neighbor about this, I would go over and tell them to pay for a new one and they could have told you, the adult instead of being a child themselves
These neighbors definitely have a dead body buried in their yard, call the police.
That's not necessary. Destroying it just proves that they are mean & destructive Jerks.. Our neighbor used to have us do something to earn things back: wash car or porch, weed flower bed, walk dog. We learned to be careful. Strangely enough, we kids loved him. He was a kind, caring man who looked out for everyone.
My Mom Told Me She Would Buy Me Grapes But She Lied To Me
My Ex-Boyfriend Encrypted My External Hard Drive To Get Revenge On Me
Yes. I got a hard drive and some dumb hacker tried to encrypt it.
Load More Replies...My Petty Neighbors
Why not just take it in turns? We used to have adjoining front gardens with the neighbours, and if we cut the grass we did their bit, and if they cut the grass they did our bit.
Load More Replies...There is something oddly satisfying about that perfectly green grass with the perfect straight line.
Best to stick with mowing your own grass if Adverse Possession is a law in your area: If your neighbor occupies or cares for any portion of your property for the designated period of time, they can eventually claim it as their own.
if I was the owner of the right house I would say the other could have it. What am I supposed to do with that little strip?
Load More Replies...I have an entitled, narsacist of an aunt who always has to be a b***h. I was making drinks for everyone, asked if she wanted one, she replied no. I got myself a drink, one for other family members. As I got to sit down, she stole my drink and said oh thanks for that, I didn't know how thirsty I was until I saw your drink! After the first gulp I looked her in the eye and dryly replied, I spat in that. She gagged and choked on it.
Had a friend that had exactly the same type of uncle, so at a bbq we were all at the uncle did exacty the same thing, Friend waited for him to get about half way with his stolen drink and then my friend very excitedly started tell everyone about this new urine diet he doing where everything he consumes has to have some of his own urine in it, there's been a couple of bbqs since and said uncle has not attended..
Load More Replies...I once lived in a duplex and the neighbors dog constantly would poop in our yard. They had 4 Chihuahuas that would sneek under the fence in my backyard. One day my very young son, now walking, was playing with the neighbors young children when he decided he would poop where they were playing, in his backyard... Neighbor came to me and asked me to clean it up and I asked him to clean up after his dogs.... He never did and I didn't clean up after my kid. Few months later, neighbors were fined and arrested for operating a puppy mill.
Oh my gosh. Puppy mills are evil. I don't know if I'm exaggerating, but I'd say that they're animal abusers.
Load More Replies...Two different acts of revenge. 1.) When I went on job interviews, women were not kind to me. I would ask for their business card (if I didn’t find them on the desk so I could take a handful) and they would always give me one. Later, at a bar, or bus, or someplace that mean or homeless men would talk to me -- I’d give them her card, and tell them to come by the office, ask for me by name and we’ll do lunch. Evidently no one ever realized what was going on. . . . . . 2.) My brother was very mean to me, more so after high school. At the State Fair of Texas is always a tent/hall/display area where companies sell fencing, hot tubs, mowers, encyclopedias, everything that used to be door-to-door sales or maddening phone calls. So I signed him up FOR EVERYTHING, checking the box for information, call any time. Nothing that cost him anything, just constant interruptions. He mentioned it to mom, who immediately knew it must be me but never said a word. I LOVE REVENGE!
Octavia you are brilliant! I'll have to keep this in mind. My county fair also has such a hall. Due to health constraints my days of going to the fair are long gone, but this brought back some memories.
Load More Replies...I don't know if this is true, but this story went around the internet years ago. A man cheated on his wife, so they got a divorce. The man lawyered up and got the house, while the wife was left with practically nothing except for some alimony. Before she moved out, she stuffed tuna fish into all of the curtain rods. I think she went to live with her mom or something. The mistress moved in with the man, and they started to notice a terrible smell. They hired professional cleaners, but nothing worked. Eventually, they tried to sell the house just to get away from the smell, but nobody wanted the stinky house. They dropped the price lower and lower, and eventually the wife bought it for very little. When she moved back in, she threw away the curtain rods, and the smell went away. Meanwhile, the husband had to continue paying alimony, which left him and his mistress basically broke.
A plumber I know was working on a sorority house owned by a university. The sorority girls didn't like the construction crew waking them up at 7 am to start work everyday, even though that's when the uni demanded they start work. One of the sorority girls seduced the plumber's apprentice, then falsely claimed the r word on him. He was exonerated of the false report, but everyday, under the guise of "helping" the hvac guys, the plumbing foreman brought a big tin of sardines for lunch, and left the tin, full of sardine juice, hidden in the tin work in every single air return vent in the house. The smell of the house, to this day, is rather "unique."
Load More Replies...A few years ago I paid for a one year subscription of the magazine Sassy for my 14 year old nephew. It's the little things.
Had some annoying JW’s who’d come around and knock on doors. I got tired of having to pretend I wasn’t home and opened the door once having made up my face with a lot of black eyeliner and fake blood and blasting screaming death metal. They haven’t come back since.
You had time to do all that before answering the door?
Load More Replies...Not me, but an acquaintance. She was getting a divorce and came to the house to get her stuff. She noticed face creams and beauty products in the bathroom that weren't hers. They had only recently split. So she spit in every single container before leaving.
Why revenge on the other woman and not the husband?
Load More Replies...Got a neighbour here who is too idle to drive the 15 seconds around the crescent and uses our property to turn around on. Their headlights shine right in to the living room at eye level. Any ideas people?
Will Cable, sounds to me like you need a very large mirror in your window.
Load More Replies...I have an entitled, narsacist of an aunt who always has to be a b***h. I was making drinks for everyone, asked if she wanted one, she replied no. I got myself a drink, one for other family members. As I got to sit down, she stole my drink and said oh thanks for that, I didn't know how thirsty I was until I saw your drink! After the first gulp I looked her in the eye and dryly replied, I spat in that. She gagged and choked on it.
Had a friend that had exactly the same type of uncle, so at a bbq we were all at the uncle did exacty the same thing, Friend waited for him to get about half way with his stolen drink and then my friend very excitedly started tell everyone about this new urine diet he doing where everything he consumes has to have some of his own urine in it, there's been a couple of bbqs since and said uncle has not attended..
Load More Replies...I once lived in a duplex and the neighbors dog constantly would poop in our yard. They had 4 Chihuahuas that would sneek under the fence in my backyard. One day my very young son, now walking, was playing with the neighbors young children when he decided he would poop where they were playing, in his backyard... Neighbor came to me and asked me to clean it up and I asked him to clean up after his dogs.... He never did and I didn't clean up after my kid. Few months later, neighbors were fined and arrested for operating a puppy mill.
Oh my gosh. Puppy mills are evil. I don't know if I'm exaggerating, but I'd say that they're animal abusers.
Load More Replies...Two different acts of revenge. 1.) When I went on job interviews, women were not kind to me. I would ask for their business card (if I didn’t find them on the desk so I could take a handful) and they would always give me one. Later, at a bar, or bus, or someplace that mean or homeless men would talk to me -- I’d give them her card, and tell them to come by the office, ask for me by name and we’ll do lunch. Evidently no one ever realized what was going on. . . . . . 2.) My brother was very mean to me, more so after high school. At the State Fair of Texas is always a tent/hall/display area where companies sell fencing, hot tubs, mowers, encyclopedias, everything that used to be door-to-door sales or maddening phone calls. So I signed him up FOR EVERYTHING, checking the box for information, call any time. Nothing that cost him anything, just constant interruptions. He mentioned it to mom, who immediately knew it must be me but never said a word. I LOVE REVENGE!
Octavia you are brilliant! I'll have to keep this in mind. My county fair also has such a hall. Due to health constraints my days of going to the fair are long gone, but this brought back some memories.
Load More Replies...I don't know if this is true, but this story went around the internet years ago. A man cheated on his wife, so they got a divorce. The man lawyered up and got the house, while the wife was left with practically nothing except for some alimony. Before she moved out, she stuffed tuna fish into all of the curtain rods. I think she went to live with her mom or something. The mistress moved in with the man, and they started to notice a terrible smell. They hired professional cleaners, but nothing worked. Eventually, they tried to sell the house just to get away from the smell, but nobody wanted the stinky house. They dropped the price lower and lower, and eventually the wife bought it for very little. When she moved back in, she threw away the curtain rods, and the smell went away. Meanwhile, the husband had to continue paying alimony, which left him and his mistress basically broke.
A plumber I know was working on a sorority house owned by a university. The sorority girls didn't like the construction crew waking them up at 7 am to start work everyday, even though that's when the uni demanded they start work. One of the sorority girls seduced the plumber's apprentice, then falsely claimed the r word on him. He was exonerated of the false report, but everyday, under the guise of "helping" the hvac guys, the plumbing foreman brought a big tin of sardines for lunch, and left the tin, full of sardine juice, hidden in the tin work in every single air return vent in the house. The smell of the house, to this day, is rather "unique."
Load More Replies...A few years ago I paid for a one year subscription of the magazine Sassy for my 14 year old nephew. It's the little things.
Had some annoying JW’s who’d come around and knock on doors. I got tired of having to pretend I wasn’t home and opened the door once having made up my face with a lot of black eyeliner and fake blood and blasting screaming death metal. They haven’t come back since.
You had time to do all that before answering the door?
Load More Replies...Not me, but an acquaintance. She was getting a divorce and came to the house to get her stuff. She noticed face creams and beauty products in the bathroom that weren't hers. They had only recently split. So she spit in every single container before leaving.
Why revenge on the other woman and not the husband?
Load More Replies...Got a neighbour here who is too idle to drive the 15 seconds around the crescent and uses our property to turn around on. Their headlights shine right in to the living room at eye level. Any ideas people?
Will Cable, sounds to me like you need a very large mirror in your window.
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