Generally speaking, fantasizing about taking an eye for an eye—getting revenge on someone who was being a jerk—is human nature. But often acting vengefully remains just that, a scenario in our mind. Our moral compass combined with the fear of further escalation keeps most of us in check. Most, but not all.

Revenge is a powerful emotional trigger that can actually mobilize some people into action. So we at Bored Panda decided to take a look at the ways it manifests in our everyday lives. Digging around the internet, we found many petty acts that people resort to in an attempt to restore justice. Like pouring water in front of the dishwasher to make your husband try to fix it even though the thing is perfectly fine. Continue scrolling to check out what we've gathered and fire up our older publications on the topic here and here. Enjoy!

#1

Awesome Mom

Awesome Mom

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John Moon
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's see if I can increase my downvotes. So 4 men ask for directions. Nothing about them being rude. And they are vindictively sent miles out of their way. Again Pandas think this is great. Did you ask for help? Do you want men to assume you are incapable and treat you differently? Do men owe you help? You are cheering vindictive petty revenge on people who did nothing wrong.

Ruth Kennedy
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forget about gender stereotypes. You're driving along and see someone broken down by the side of the road. You stop to ask for directions. Least you can do out of politeness is to ask if they're OK. It's not about men 'owing' help to women, it's about being considerate to other human beings who may have something more on their minds than where the nearest golf course may be.

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Drengr
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They existed, and even worse, they asked a question. It's serious problem if a grown adult is struggling with a flat tire. And then they blame other people for not offering to help. That is selfishness.

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Rostit .
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm torn. I love her revenge but at the same time, did they ask for help? Men are told not to push themselves towards women and if they had asked, how were they to know if it would offend the women? I do thoroughly believe the men were being selfish but there is another possible side to this.

Drengr
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How were the men selfish? One grown adult can change a car tire. Four more people can't help with such a simple task. If they needed a jump start and the guys drove off, that would be selfish. It's selfish to expect help when you don't need it.

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Den Ver
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought men didn't ask for directions.

GVL
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I was on the side of the road with a flat tire. I had no idea how to change it. I put my emergency flashers on and called for roadside service which would take an hour or more to get there. Many people drove by me, for at least 15 minutes, without stopping to see if I might need help, even, almost hitting me while I was on the side of the road Well you know who stopped to help me ? A woman with a truck. She stopped and said I can help you and I will be right back. She came back in 5 minutes. She got out and she freaking changed my tire like it was nothing. When she was almost finished a cop drive up and asked if he could help. She said no and he said ok and directed the traffic to not get so close to my car. I will never forget that lady. Just a side story. A little kindness goes a long way.

Gabriel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being a woman or being pregnant doesnt mean one owes you help. I dont get why this c**p is 1st on the list

Rebecca O’Donnell
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Premium
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody is saying help was “owed”. Consideration, compassion, and/or courtesy is supposed to be the norm, rather than the exception.

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Ruth Hempsey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The topic is about petty revenge and people are annoyed because the subject enacted petty revenge? Does anyone read the subject heading of these threads before commenting? It's Petty Revenge. So yeah. Doh. And off I go, my eyes rolling expecting the downvotes for pointing out the obvious. Personally I'd have sent those golfers to the nearest garbage dump.

Rowan/Vin
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isn't petty though, and revenge happens when someone wrongs you I don't think they deliberately did anything wrong. Being ignorant isn't the same as being maliciously rude.

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Den Ver
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Opposite of Tire Change Story: 20 years ago, I was struggling changing my nephew’s diaper on the hood of a car (I was inexperienced at this and doing a good deed helping my brother). A group of birthday party seeking women asked me for directions to a different park than the one I was at. I gave them good directions, but none of them offered to help me. According to the OP, I handled the situation incorrectly, since no petty revenge.

Bi-Polar Express
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weirdly, I, a woman, have stopped to help people many times. These guys were mildly put out.

pico diablo
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, they would have risked missing their reserved tee time, and losing their golf outing.

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    #2

    Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

    Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the rest of the story, how awkward was thar dinner?

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're going to need a follow-up thread for a lot of these

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    Nizumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else feel bad for Kevin? I have a feeling he has no clue Sheryl's married and that he's headed into a mine field.

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a story someone created as an update on the Reddit thread: Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn't see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl's husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees. (1/2)

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a white board and multiple different colored Sharpies so I can try to figure this out

    DancingPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she ruin your relationship?

    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to see aunt sheryls expression!

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a fake update someone decided to write on the original Reddit thread; Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn't see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl's husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees. (1/2 - I've replied with the second part because it couldn't all fit here)

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point, Kevin goes to the washroom and Sheryl's husband decides to grab another beer. I too finish my beer and decide to go five seconds after. I go to the kitchen to see Kevin and her husband hugging, with Kevin squeezing my uncle's a*s lovingly. They both talk about something about Hawaii last month and leaving that b***h, and that is when I GTFO. (2/2)

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have Thanksgiving in my country but I've heard it's an annual US celebration where family feuds are created or nurtured. Sounds like you get to win Thanksgiving this year. Congratulations!

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a holiday that celebrates the disruption and almost complete annihilation of a civilization, so... you know... tradition.

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    Ell Torn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got eye cancer from this font.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that I was the only one that thinks this font is the work of Satan.

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    For those who aren’t yet familiar with the term, the Oxford Dictionary defines pettiness as “undue concern with trivial matters, especially of a small-minded or spiteful nature.”

    Additionally, pettiness can be more subtle than classic revenge. A 2009 social experiment conducted at Harvard and the University of Virginia gathered groups of people to play a financial game.

    In each group, one experimenter was placed specifically to cheat so that the other people playing would notice. The scientists discovered that when given the opportunity for a no-fault chance at revenge, everyone playing who was cheated took a chance at it.

    Meaning everybody was angry over what happened to them, and everyone given the opportunity for revenge took it.

    #3

    Petty Betty

    Petty Betty

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here you go! The update: Ran into her dad in the parking garage. I opted to mention I’d seen someone in the bushes and was a little concerned. He APOLOGIZED and said there’s a police report filed two weeks ago by someone on the 4th floor ( I’m 2nd he’s ground). Our neighbour thought that his unit was being broken into so the strata contacted my neighbour. He knew right away it was the boyfriend. Turns out my neighbour is a care aide and asked that the boyfriend not visit during the pandemic because he’s worried about infecting anyone in the nursing home

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    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opportunities like this are a dime a dozen if you pay attention. Had a kid tell me my hair was lame (its a viking style wolf tail, usually up and/or braided because f*ck it). So his mom spontaneously found out that he was skipping class (wife and I are friends with his mom, and we agreed to meet for coffee at the shop he goes to when he skips).

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to go look up wolf tail... Kid got what he deserved.

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people just want to wear what they want, and they don't care about the 'current trend', even when they know what's up.

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just have to add if skinny jeans are out....why do I see gen Z wearing them all the time. Skinny jeans are never out. Also Gen Z has gone through 5 decades of fashion in 5 years so maybe they just don't know what they want

    PattyK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the remark about skinny jeans mean? What does that have to do with the boyfriend sneaking in through the window? And what is “the strata”?

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear skinny jeans. If some little twit said something like that I'd have to say "that's so sweet you noticed, bless your heart"

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    Slambamblam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All because a teenage girl said something about your skinny jeans being out? Grow up 😐

    SeaWeed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude she's giving a fashion update,

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we supposed to root for the OP? What is to respect with that attitude? All because she doesn't respect others people fashion critics. She sure sound like an elder...

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    #4

    Revenge Is A Dish Best Not Served

    Revenge Is A Dish Best Not Served

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    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New marketing campaign: get two meals for the price of revenge.

    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the price of revenge" sounds like a philosopher or church! 🤣😂😅

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    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this before, but still priceless. Personally, I despise those "pay it forward" chains (no, I will *not* pay for Sharon's 13 hellion children because the guy ahead of me paid for my $2 cheeseburger). But I'm waiting for a rude person behind me so I can pay for their food and not take it (I'm sure they'd expect that, so I'll be kind and let them wonder).

    Jon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read it before and I can't believe that happened. The people in the second car would say where's my food. They are hardly going to go to the back of the queue because the restaurant gave their food to someone else. Everyone - second car, everyone behind them, and the restaurant - would have been inconvenienced a few minutes whilst it was sorted out.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, she would still need to wait longer as they remade the food. And clearly this would be an imposition since she was in such a rush to honk at others.

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    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now you get more food! that’s real revenge!

    Drengr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A petty loser getting "revenge" on another petty loser. Yeah, real.

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    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagined if the people behind them just ordered 7 open water cups.

    Mamabear76
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This same story has definitely made its rounds all over the internet. I'm beginning to think that this is someone's wishful thinking and never actually happened.

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not how it works. They don't let you hijack someone's order even if you've paid for it. When you say, "I want to pay for the order behind me" it's still their order, you're just paying for it. And even if for some reason they gave them her order, they definitely wouldn't make her go out and get back in the drive-thru lane again to place another. This story is pure fabrication.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only works if the window where you pay (and get your receipt) is different than the window where you pick up your order.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you pay for hers if she hadn’t ordered? I’m confusy

    Drengr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake dumb "revenge" story, and op doesn't care how implausible or petty it is.

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    Terri Alyea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it's McDonald's the menu hardly ever changes with the exception of a new item or seasonal items you should pretty much know what you want to order when you pull up if you take more than 5 minutes your the a*****e holding up the line people are on their lunch break or dinner break and it's supposed to be fast food nobody has time to sit and wait for you to peruse the menu like it's a five star eatery

    Higgleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt it was the OP not knowing her order. McDonald's drive thru never hears my order right first time, ordering multiple coffees with different milk/cream/sugar requirements is a nightmare. "No no no... 4 coffees, two large with two milk, one with sugar, two medium, black one with sugar..."

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    #5

    I Would Have Done The Same

    I Would Have Done The Same

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    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trades no plays lol looks like a construction worker to me

    Michelle A
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cracked me up! Im sorry, thats what he gets! LMAO!

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    R De Backer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did exactly the same to a little…who was refusing to sit in 1 seat instead of lying down taking up 3 seats. I am a 230 pound woman. He moved his arrogant little self real quick once he was able to wiggle from under my buttocks.

    Marleinah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His mother don't give 1 chit about any of it, before or after

    Linds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a guess, but she seems to be asleep

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    Vicki Cunningham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand disrespectful young twerps.

    Sarah Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 90% of the time I can't stand their parents either.

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    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy wasn't putting up with the kid's shenanigans. I'll gladly buy that man a beer.

    The Disabled Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are growing incredibly more rude by the day. I was taught and taught my children that if you are seated and an adult comes along to set you give up your seat if there are none available. Monday I went to pick up my pet from the vet and a mom with her 3 kids were creating a mess and climbing on chairs and windowsills. The office was full and no seats available but 6 adults were left standing. The staff was also mopping around the family.

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid will be limping of that train and that makes me very happy

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    Danny Greeves, a UK-based physiotherapist and behavioral change coach specializing in resolving resentment, said that revenge and pettiness are common aspects in our interpersonal relationships because they both trigger the law of obligation.

    This is also known as reciprocity, which is the practice of exchanging things for mutual benefit. "Reciprocity is one of the universal principles which creates automatic, unconscious responses. It is the principle of mutual exchange," he explained, adding that in our evolutionary past, reciprocity was a vital principle because we relied on other people to assist us through fair exchange in order to do tasks and get basic human needs met.

    #6

    The Power Of Mums

    The Power Of Mums

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    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius. It's about time people like this learn some manners.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a question of etiquette!!! He's breaking the f**king law!

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i’m glad his mom isn’t like protective of him, that’s refreshing

    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    texting his mom is the perfect way to teach that guy some respect

    Trev Rett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this situation is a lot more serious than "manners." Attitudes like these in young boys translate to action later on. Sure, it could just be a mean insult. Possible. But it could also be a real, budding, rapist in future. Either way, therapy and exploring these motives is essential.

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    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know who this poster is but WTF? Rape threats? There is no excuse at all for that, but what even is the context for these posts? The poster could quite possibly be the worst human in the world and still there would be no justification.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the kid spends too much time on the internet. He learned this somewhere. Little boys don’t come up with this insult on their own.

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had the same thing happen, i was about19, and this girl told me she was 18 and we were "friends" but then she started sending me "dirty" stuff, and "rp" sexing me, i would delete it, cause i didn't care, i was young and stiped, and very gay with a boyfriend, then she started telling me real life stuff and sending pics, i deleted them told her cut it out, she got upset told me she was 16, i cut everything off, saved what i did had and emailed her mom, Her mom then emailed me that she would call FBI on me, I told her now that if she wasn't going to do anything I was going to the cops over this, Inturn this actually saved me, since my bf at the time kept a cam of the outside and she was stalking me, its been like 20 years but they sided with me, and she is still not allowed in the same state as me and had to move, Sometimes the parents don't belive you, if anyone, underage or not sends you a picture or text that's like this, GO TO THE COPs

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying this had anything to do with it, but I'm Japanese, and she had it in her head that since i am Japanese that it was ok since the consent age for Japanese is "13" so everything was ok, and she lost everything when she decided that was her case of "why it was ok to do that" and with me, they have probably seen my past and thought "this poor ret@rd", But This could have gone so so much worse than just a restraining order {my life s*cks}

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    Bubs623
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't revenge. This is dismantling toxic rape culture. It must start at home. That boy learned that from someone in his life.

    Ben
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of a pathetic incel

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men would soon wind their *necks*? in if every díck pic or threatening/misogynistic comment was sent right back to their moms.

    Mo Fitzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applause! That was classy!

    Trev Rett
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if parents in these instances can come to comprehend that their children aren't "angels," and that horrible fixations - rape, violence, even pedophilia, ALL start with fixations in 12 and 13 year old boys. If only we could get parents to recognize, and address these issues (which takes massive courage - a mom's courage) we can begin to see abuse and toxic masculinity as a thing of the past.

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    #7

    This Is How You End Up In Hell

    This Is How You End Up In Hell

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beautiful. Similarly, for ball point pens, just dip the tip in clear glue or nail polish to freeze the ball.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your wisdom, o sage! I will use this knowledge well!

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    SR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I loving these revenge posts SO MUCH!?

    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh there are some people who really treated others or me simply unfair - and only because they could! I'd love seeing Karma doing its work on them. Or if I had a chance for a revenge like this one (or Deborah B's version) I totally would enjoy!

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    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you RULE Hell!

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a post it note over the sensor of your nemesis’s mouse, watch rage unfold

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't hold the elevator.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was good. Then I realized how far I have to go.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. I'm going to find a way to use this in my life.

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to take the ball out of a colleagues computer mouse - yeah, I’m old - every morning for a few weeks. She always asked me to see why her mouse wouldn’t work and I sneaked the ball back in and told her there was absolutely nothing wrong with it. Not for revenge, I just wanted to do it.

    Ian Conelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiny piece of black tape over the optical sensor of the mouse works as well. If you have the patience, punch a piece of tape out with a hole punch so it's a perfect circle...and looks like it belongs on the bottom of the mouse.

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    office savagery at its best

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    #8

    Easy Solution

    Easy Solution

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    Tiffi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is funny. I'm gonna do that to my hubby when I don't want to argue with him. It'll crack him up and easy any tension. Although we rarely argue.

    JustJackie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'll ask my partner to stand somewhere I can't see him, or I'll turn my back to him for just a few of seconds. Then I can pretend that he doesn't exist.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've put on earphones so I didn't have to hear him until we cooled off.

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been wearing glasses for decades, not once has this occurred to me. From the bottom of my heart, thank you!

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    #9

    Getting My Roommate To Clean

    Getting My Roommate To Clean

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    Tas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    greatest roommate hack ever!

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehhhh... Wasn't this an epic fail because instead if cleaning, the roommate sent back an unsolicited "d!ck pic?"

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like upgrading to an adult roommate is called for, if you have to get this drastic to get him to do his share of the housework.

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! You're really going places, just kid. lol

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    Speaking plainly, when someone does something for us, we feel an obligation to return the favor.

    "The pull of returning the action performed towards us is so strong because it has been crucial to our evolutionary progress," Greeves said.

    This part of our nature is actually the reason why we feel rude when we don't say thank you, mean when we don't offer something we could share, or guilty when we don't do something we’re supposed to.

    #10

    Thwaites Brewery In England Told Workers It Was Cutting 60 Staff. My Dad's Mates Worked As Electricians There And Shorted The Lights In Retaliation

    Thwaites Brewery In England Told Workers It Was Cutting 60 Staff. My Dad's Mates Worked As Electricians There And Shorted The Lights In Retaliation

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    EvilNob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out, but what if the company was near bankruptcy because the Brexit and they just did their best to save the remaining workers by cutting out the a*****e ones?

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren't. It's the town I live in. They've built a new brewery and the land is in the process of being sold to Morrisons.

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    Tactical Taco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds of me of when the lights at our Burger King said burger kink

    MediumPimpin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they legitimately needed to cut staff. Management has a fiduciary duty to the company, employees, partners, customers, etc. to be managed responsibly.

    Poppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this when it happened as I only live a few miles down the road from here. It happened well before brexit. They only told the employees after the couldn't sell the surrounding land to a supermarket https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/24/thwaites-brewery-in-blackburn-has-sign-changed-over-redundancies_n_4660503.html

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have seen perfection... I can now die happy :D

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I worked with a Tonya Watts. The printer would print a cover page with your first initial and last name in big, bold letters. If you didn't pick up your print out before someone else came over, it would be put into clear holders on the wall next to the printer with the cover letter identifying the person it belonged to. Every day I'd walk past and see TWATTS in big, bold letters on the wall and chuckle. Someone would always ask me what was funny and I'd have to say nothing. No one noticed but me.

    Patricia Richardson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh that’s so delicious….pure petty at its best

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    #11

    Oh, This Is Gold

    Oh, This Is Gold

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    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good for you, bad for them. it’s perfect!

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now don't be an a** and offer to sell for a mere 100k$

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There needs to be a conversion with them eventually or else the didactive impact of this boss move falls flat. Or else it's just "Oh well, the name's taken."

    Mamabear76
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something that didn't happen for $100

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the premise, but this would really only work if you bought every associated domain name. Why spend that on people who are insignificant to your life?🤔 Most people would only be annoyed about losing "blablah.com" until 2 seconds later when they realize "blahblah.net, co, gov, org, biz, me, etc." were still available. I have to either side with the "didn't happens," or concede that this wasn't well thought out vengeance.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt the domain registry would give them a .gov . .org, possibly but IMO unlikely for a commercial business.

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime someone is rude to waitstaff, I immediately picture Bruce Willis in The Whole 10 Yards at the cafe.

    Bent. O. Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you also buy all the other Top Level Domain names - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-level_domains

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    #12

    This Is So Me

    This Is So Me

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    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you want to get even more petty, when they blast their horn in anger, wave to them like you think you know them and are saying hi ... THAT really ticks them off.

    Yay Pandas!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a traveling sales rep for nine years, covering several states. I've had some scary experiences (and that was more than 30 years ago). My suggestion is to be careful who you make angry, as there's so many more cases of road rage around us now.

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    Lisa T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The closer you get, the slower I go

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had a guy tailgating me. After about a mile, he passed me on a double yellow (I was already going 5 over, he sped by at easily 15 over). As he passed, I realized I knew him. So I sent my dash cam video to his mom. He was driving her car, and she didn't appreciate the recklessness.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you gotta slow down to a speed at which their following distance is safe. It’s in their best interest, too!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think you can actually be slow enough for some of them tailgaters. I've had people sit in my trunk (okay... probably 1 m away) and if I go by the "safe distance = half of what speed you are driving", I don't think I'll actually be going forward anymore.

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too. Oh so you wanna go 70 km while I'm already pushing 60 in a 50 zone? Yeah screw you, 48 it is.

    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple weeks ago, I was going like 8 over in a single lane (used to be two lanes but they made one a bike lane). A woman was absolutely riding my a*s so I slowed to the exact speed limit. Eventually she got fed up and passed in the bike lane. A police car zoomed off side street and pulled her over lol. Yeah I'm older but I'm also wiser

    Elliott Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you die in a road rage related incident

    Leslie Jabine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree it's dangerous and yet it's so frustrating that people are tailgating and putting everyone else's life at risk with NO consequences. Until perhaps they really hurt someone. And I'm sure it's probably the same crazy offenders over and over again. Road ragers, what part of physics do you not get? Did you forget your basic driving instruction that the momentum of your car will take you through someone's back seat faster than you can brake? People think they are out there playing a video game. Maybe video games need to include the gore when you crash and going to prison for vehicular manslaughter.

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    Den Ver
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 times Tailgaters were so bad I ended up SLOWING --> then STOPPING. (Like OP, I was originally going the speed limit, or a little faster). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1st was a neighbourhood kid who was seeing how close he could get and didn't know any better. He cheerfully said "Hi" as I got out and approached his car. He thought I was stopping to say hello. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2nd; The guy said, "Oh" (when I explained why I slowed) followed by a terse, "You can go now". I said, "No, I can't. ... You haven't apologised yet". (There is a Big Change in Behaviour when A-holes can't be anonymous. They act obnoxious when they think they can get away with it.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3rd; I had phone with video capability. This solved all problems. My advice, always video -- better yet, get video installed in your vehicle - it's inexpensive and you can just drive to the police without confrontation. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ps: I assume the few downvotes I've gotten are from Panda's like Amy S. (-1 below) who wrote, nobody "gets to decide how fast I go" (justifying her tailgating).

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aim for the biggest pothole I can see, then swerve at the last second. It's never taken more than two potholes for the tailgater to back off.

    MRSS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I either down shift 2 gears (best part of driving a stick) or simply blast them with the windshield washer fluid. 10x's out of 10 ten back right off. Funny to watch how pissed they get but just wetting their vehicle.

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    #13

    Did He Even Remember?

    Did He Even Remember?

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    Bluebrains
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the only thing he can find to cover it up is a really ugly painting. :)

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy I dated was at my friend's party, which I was unable to attend. He got drunk and broke a window in her parents' home while there. He said he'd pay for it/replace it but he never did. He and his buddy wound up renting a home not too far away. We went over there to visit and my friend had to use the bathroom, which was upstairs. I'm downstairs talking to him and my friend comes downstairs carrying a window from one of the bedrooms (the kind that pop out). He freaked out and she said she was putting it in her car. He wound up giving her the cash.

    Lunar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which country is that where house walls can easily be punched and left a hole?

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US. Interior walls are made of a material called drywall, which you can punch through. It's not as easy as this post suggests, but definitely doable by average strength people.

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    idrow1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he did a, "Bro, that was just a prank! And it was so long ago." Nope, not a prank and when something pisses you off like that, it has no expiration date.

    R. H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: don't punch a stud.

    Kathryn Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. That's hilarious...Also a STUD, American slang for a hot guy with a bit of an attitude 🙄 😑

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's brother did this. One minute, you sit on a couch, and then, a fist comes out the drywall next to your head ... sure, not THAT next to it ... but kind of. Later, I may remember him almost punching my head off.

    Michelle Thiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, he punched through 2 pieces of drywall and the airspace between them in one smooth motion?

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    Kaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel strange that the word “laughter” is one letter off from “slaughter”.

    Dubs_1117
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think that's a great idea, but upvote for the title.

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    However, a paper published in the Journal of Experimental Psychology showed that petty behaviors made people seem less likable, even when the actions clearly benefitted others.

    "Being precise isn't always a good thing for the quality of relationships," said study co-author Tami Kim, an assistant professor of marketing at the University of Virginia’s Darden School of Business. “Sometimes, leaving a little room for error might be a good idea.”

    #14

    High Five Grandma, That's Awesome

    High Five Grandma, That's Awesome

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    S Cooley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest in pettiness grandma you are a legend 🥹

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    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!"

    MiriPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's not to like? Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Beef? Good!"

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on to the real recipe for your dear life

    Lovely Dardompre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However she did give U the orig one right

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nana did something similar. My mom and her sisters would nearly go to blows over my nanas homemade relish, but never once opted to help her make it. When she died I got my hands on one of her last jars in hopes that maybe I could figure out the recipe by taste. After trial and error and talking to her friends, I realized that recipe would never be able to be replicated properly. She bought her ingredients from a friend's garden. We could have gotten close with store bought stuff, but she hated her family fighting over food. I at least managed to at least figure out her chocolate chip cookies.

    harpymaiden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My m-i-l said to me to always leave out and ingredient or step in a recipe when giving it away.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really find that petty when people actually ask you nicely. Good cooking is to be enjoyed with other people, not to be kept for oneself like the one ring! In OP's story, it's kind of understandable, but your MIL just sounds like she doesn't want anyone to cook as well as she does.

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    #15

    “Screw Your Time I’ll Exercise In The Street” Is An Entire Mood

    “Screw Your Time I’ll Exercise In The Street” Is An Entire Mood

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    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest that would have creased me 🤣

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were the driver or the lady? Which?

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    angela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After an operation I was walking slow. Crossroads, guy honks. I keep on moving slow. He starts moving his car towards me to make me hurry up while honking. He had not seen the police car behind him. The policeman saw what he was doing and went up to him … Sometimes, life gives you a reason to laugh. Just like that.

    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry for your struggling and hope you feel much better today! But I love how you have been able seeing Karma doing its good job!

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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I read a magazine submission from a guy in a similar situation when he was stopped at a red light. Just as the light was about to change, an elderly woman started very slowly making her way thru the crosswalk using a walker. Light turned green and the guy waited while the guy behind him starting beeping his horn. The guy in front turned his car off, got out of the car and went back to the guy beeping (who probably thought there would be a fight). Instead the guy flashed his car keys and said, here take 'em. You run her over, I don't have the heart.

    Jiminy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on crutches once, crossing the street (on a official crossing) when a waiting car honked at me. I made sure to walk extra slowly.

    Dave Kool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a coincidence, whenever someone honks their horn at me while I'm in a crosswalk I suddenly have to tie both my shoes right in front of their car.

    Marleinah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her! You never know if someone is UNABLE TO walk fast due to pain you can't see

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never even thought to do that🤸

    My nick is out for Harambe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half year of pedestrian life plus idioten test for persons who "honk to hurry up".

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a woman after my own heart. It's not petty revenge, it's pride.

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    #16

    Genius

    Genius

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    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :::considers being rude to waitress to get the discount:::

    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You usually have to show id proof to actually get the discount, so they get insulted at being told they look old enough to have it offered, with the added insult that they still have to pay full price because their ID will show they don’t qualify.

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    robin aldrich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in that age group and I am not a rude person...in fact I am patient, kind and tip generously because I know they don't even make minimum hourly wage...are there that many of us to give that whole age group the reputation of being rude?

    Rebekah Krause
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It’s misogyny. Take a look at any of those pages where people get revenge off rude customers, 99% of them are about “overweight middle-aged women“ and most of the stories are completely fake- Just like this one

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 25, I looked very young. At a restaurant, the waitress,who was probably in her 50's, asked, " What can I get you, Honey?".... I replied, "I'm not ready to order yet, Sugar."....After that, she called me ma'am. I gave her a bigger tip than normal for understanding and changing how she spoke to me.

    mrsmir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like terms of endearment. I’m 34 and don’t discriminate- I will call you ‘love’ or ‘honey’ if you’re 25 or 95. But good on you for “changing how she spoke to” you 👍🏼 You sure taught her a lesson!

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    Leslie Jabine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious what do you do if a middle aged man is rude to you?

    Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle aged women are all rude? 🤔

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not proud, I'd take the discount and say thanks.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It especially works when they look like a rich person name Brittany wearing a pound of makeup and lashes long enough to cause a hurricane

    Flying Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd gladly accept the senior discount (even though I'm not middle aged) but at the same time I won't be rude to a waitress. You never turn down a discount of any decent kind or form.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bet when I hit that I'll work it at every turn... lol I use my AAA discount whenever possible. Life is expensive!!

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe most middle age women are rude without being provoked. If one whole classification of people is regularly unpleasant to you, they aren't the problem, you are. And even tho I'm only 56, if she offered me a discount just to be at huge twátwaffle, you can bet your azz, I'll take it. I also wouldn't to her and if she's bad enough, contact the manager or owner about her

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should say wouldn't tip her. And no, I'm not at all a karen. I'm always nice to servers and other customer service people, because dealing with the public all day is horrible. It's the ones who've never had to do that kind of work who are usually jerks to service workers

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    #17

    I Really Hope It Was Her Name In Comic Sans

    I Really Hope It Was Her Name In Comic Sans

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's wrong, but in a way, I kinda like this lol

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He cheated- he made his bed and lay in it.

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    MSP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a story I heard on MFM: couple come into tattoo shop hanging all over each other. Woman says she's paying for her guy to get her name tatoo'd on his neck. After it's finished her face goes stone cold serious and she tells him she knows he's been cheating and walks out the door. The dude now has her name on his neck, and he has to pay for the tattoo. (I know I told this very badly, but you can hear the better version on My Favorite Murder Minisode #286, I believe)

    tor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this tweet from a billion accounts. It's fake

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do this but I would say I choose the tattoos, whisper to the artist "CHEATER, all caps, large font." Cheater goes first, I go home

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...like he wouldn't notice that's the tattoo as it's being done?

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    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met this guy, we talked all night.The next thing I knew he had told his friends that we had had sex,wasn't true. So I waited three months then told him in front of his friends that I was pregnant.He blurted out "I never touched you " Worth the wait.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame this is an old joke. It was funny when I heard it 20 years ago.

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    This applies to all sorts of relationships and has been proven numerous times under different circumstances. It even applies to people in romantic relationships — when they were asked questions about their partner's pettiness and their relationship satisfaction, researchers found a correlation between reported partner pettiness and unhappiness in a relationship.

    #18

    Let's Review

    Let's Review

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny...but a huge waste of time IMO. A better use of time & effort would have been to send the folder to the other lovers so they knew he was multi-tasking.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with this is that you are assuming those other lovers did not know about her...or that if they knew, they would care. There are some trifling women out here who will happily sleep with what they KNOW are married men or men in Long term relationships and not give two flying figs about their wife/girl/partner. My ex-friend and college roomie was one. Mr. Married-For-10-Years was wealthy and she didnt care one iota that he was married. It may work for some, but many women would get that folder, laugh, throw it away and call him to see if he is now single.

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    Allen Packard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand that. Why put the effort in if someone cheats on you? Dealbreaker. We're done. No need for explanations. Literally moving on as soon as confirmed.

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you're married to the guy and he's in the Army, where adultery means jail time, you can basically get whatever you want in the divorce if you have receipts.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought. Send the information to the other females. See what happens.

    Sandra Llewelyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not understand why people do this stiff, he lied, leave him.

    Cool Granny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much work. just kick him out.

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    #19

    Madlad Strikes At His Mom

    Madlad Strikes At His Mom

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    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this background as well.

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that background so I can do this for a few people!

    Orange Is Aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The minecraft just chilling on the side over there is really killing me 😭😭

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    #20

    What A Power Move

    What A Power Move

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't imagine the poor dog enjoys that.

    Talitha Jansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take out your petty childish actions out on the dog, what a piece of work you are. Do NOT do this to an animal.

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! The dog might be punished or even killed for your actions.

    Lisa Samuelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not petty revenge. That’s animal abuse!!

    Tiffi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like dog torture. Can't condone.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with upstairs neighbors, I can’t just take her side without know how she walks around.

    Bleep Bloop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't happen. Dog whistles are tools for training: you train your dog to respond in the desired way to a SPECIFIC whistle sound, with treats. Before training, the sound at best MILDLY attracts their attention, at worst does nothing. It's not a random "get your dog to bark" tool.

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised. Some dogs react to the sound in general. I can confirm after many years of being a Veterinarian and training service animals, it does not have to be a specific whistle or treat driven. Not every dog will bark, but there are many who will. Our dog, Hedwig, is not whistle trained, but he will bark his fool head off if you blow one. Conversely, the pup we are currently training for service animal certs. will just c**k his head and give you that "Wha?" look without any other type of reaction.

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    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hate when people do this to an innocent dog...this is not as uncommon as it should be

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    #21

    I Like Her Style

    I Like Her Style

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    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite so vindictive but my mum did this when my grandparents bought my brother a drum when he was little. She smiled sweetly and said “you’ve got so many toys at home, so since grandad bought you this present, how about we leave it here so they can enjoy seeing you play with it’. Apparently the look on my grandad’s face was a picture (though tbf he was partly deaf so it’s not like he’d suffer as much lol)

    Bob D. Lin Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the mom threw them in a closet and the kid never got to touch them?

    aZZy_d3Lta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my birthday party is coming up soon and my moms name is bethany-

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have also included a tambourine for his friends to play when they visit.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this for my nephews one year for Christmas. Drum,xylophone, trumpet, guitar, like 8 instruments. They loved it, sis not so much. My kids came along 10 years later and she didn't remember.

    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH GOD NO. I HEAR THE PAIN!

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went went the old standby - fingerpaints

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God I remember the recorders from 5th grade music class. I play the flute now and it's much nicer sounding

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    So I guess a part of us wants to know there's still forgiveness in the world, after all.

    "The downfall of pettiness can happen across many types of relationships, even amongst people who have been together for a long time,” Kim said. “Pay attention to the ways even the simplest behavior can be interpreted.”

    #22

    How To Get Revenge 101

    How To Get Revenge 101

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guard my Dr. Grips with my life. Accounting for it is the first and last thing I do at work!

    SageHare37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? They are so hard to replace if they get taken. I love mine.

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    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m worried about the aerospace program that Tim didn’t realize what was happening and find another pen after one pink line. It’s a goddamn pen, steal a different one.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had to say that Pilot G2s are the best.

    Leslie Jabine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel happy knowing that launches are in your capable hands.

    Mindghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black ink looks like a copy, so i thought blue ink is official :)

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    #23

    Someone At Work Kept Stealing My Sister's Cherry Cokes Out Of The Fridge. So She Rubbed The Top Of The Can With A Habanero Pepper. Hope This Will Prevent Them From Stealing

    Someone At Work Kept Stealing My Sister's Cherry Cokes Out Of The Fridge. So She Rubbed The Top Of The Can With A Habanero Pepper. Hope This Will Prevent Them From Stealing

    topherella Report

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only better thing in this revenge would be Carolina Reaper.

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this level of heat it doesn’t matter. The real fun will be when they wipe their mouth. Then touch themselves literally anywhere.

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    BonnyDK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a very poor divorced single parent when I was teaching. I drink hot tea not coffee. I would buy a small milk carton and use it in my tea for a week until it started to disappear out of the teacher's fridge. I had my name on it. I didn't catch the thief. His sons did. They told me their dad took them. He was a teacher's aide in another class. He also took paint trays out of my room leaving several tables without paint to use. Sons told me about that too.

    Autistic McWolferson the Forth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's weaksauce. I did something similar but the right way. I sprayed the lid of MY soda with 2 million scoville unit pepper spray. The theft stopped immediately after that (wow funny how that works). Best part about this - 100% legal to do this in my state because it's perceived here that "it's not anyone else's business if I want to use pepper spray to spray inanimate objects that belong to me. Maybe it shouldn't be, but it is. Oh well.

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read that the C.R. is 2 million+. Call it a tie! :)

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    Green One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good job you didn't do this after a few beers... It's the kind of thing I would do and forget about doing, end up at work the next morning hungover and dehydrated after a hot, packed train journey and 20 min fast walk to the office (guaranteed I would be running late), get to the kitchenette, grab my ice cold sugary elixir from the fridge (DrP in my case), swig down half the can, then dash back to the kitchenette to run my beak under the cold tap..

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't she suffer from this as well tho? lol

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like sis wore a glove to protect herself ;) And she knows which can she rubbed with the pepper, so she won’t touch it/drink it. So no, it should not cause her to suffer.

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Syringe full of hot pepper juice through the bottom with tiny price of tape or other sealant. Make the experience full on. Should probably wipe you finger prints off.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she will find out who did it.

    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is coca cola flavoured cherry??!

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a poor factory-made attempt to replicate a real soda fountain cherry coke with real grenadine. I prefer chocolate cokes.

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    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thieves will still take it and she'll get in trouble when they out themselves screaming in pain. Already heard of this happening several times and it's complete bs that the thief doesn't get punished. https://www.askamanager.org/2021/05/a-coworker-stole-my-spicy-food-got-sick-and-is-blaming-me-2.html

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gave that story a quick read. That is C**P!!!! Just shows the idiocy we live in, in today's world. But I will say that if that happened to me I would PRAY that they fired me - hopefully at a Fortune 500 company :)

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    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want an update! Was the culprit found?

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    #24

    Inspiring Moment

    Inspiring Moment

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    Redheaded1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that illegal? Honestly curious.

    Patsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulling a fire alarm is, I think...that was a fire exit with an alarm on it, I think that might be slightly different...

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    Doreen De Kop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, I went into a store to look at stereo equipment. The salesmen wouldn't leave me alone. Eric Clapton's Cocaine album was on the turntable ( so a few years ago) If y'all know how that song starts... I turned the volume all the way up and started the system. By the time I hit the door, that album was BLASTING!!! all the salesmen were scrambling.

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge which is not petty but Magnificent. I aspire to this level of malignancy.

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A commercial buildings fire alarm going off should notify the fire department. Then she could be responsible for the cost of them getting called out for a non-emergency. I think anyway. 😬😂

    River wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it, I’m gonna do that when I quit my job when I’m an adult.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gather the store manager is not a very good manager?

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a fire exit where the fire department is automatically alerted and then they charge the company for a false alarm?

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once was working the bar rush at a pancake house in Austin and one of the best cooks we had came in to pick up his paycheck. He quickly discovered that the hours he'd put in as overtime because the manager asked him to cover for someone else were not included. This was the early 1970s and like many of the short order cooks in south Texas, he was undocumented so the manager just refused to pay him, threatening a call to INS. As he walked out he pulled the ring for the fire extinguishers which immediately covered our huge pancake grills and the cold stations next to them with about 12 inches (30 cm) of fire retardant foam. The manager went nuts and of course demanded we all stay and clean up. All three of us just took off our aprons and walked out. It was glorious.

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    #25

    And The Winner Is

    And The Winner Is

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmm is this a rich kid prank or something? It doesnt seem petty, it seems like it was at the expense of the kid.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doing something for the internet likes.

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    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say this is more malicious compliance, rather than petty revenge. But still awesome nonetheless.

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was 'Waste of money', my second: 'He/she will remember this moment with gloating and satisfaction till the the end of his/her days, so money well spent."

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, that's not carved in. More like printed on top?

    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’d like to see the teachers expression!

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid deserves extra credit for this.

    Dorothy Stovall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look "carved" at all, simply typed, printed, and stuck onto tiles. Sounds like this was more of a hassle for the kid than the teacher.

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    #26

    My Neighbor Keeps Vacuuming His Floor When I'm Sleeping At Night. I Started Vacuuming The Ceiling As He Sleeps At 3AM

    My Neighbor Keeps Vacuuming His Floor When I'm Sleeping At Night. I Started Vacuuming The Ceiling As He Sleeps At 3AM

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College boys shared the flat below me and were, well, typical loud, obnoxious college boys. Can't use a broom handle in this scenario, but I did have a sewing machine that vibrated the floor sending booming echoes thru their flat. Starting at 5:30am. Eventually, they moved out.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they eventually moved out, they were college boys sharing a flat, not live-in partners like Sherlock and Watson.

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    Fuzzies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure to turn on your blender and flush your toilet for extra noise ;)

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a stripper chair dance.

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good someone else thinks like me

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    HellyHacka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After an all-nighter of bass coming from my neighbours place (on a Sunday!) when they'd stopped to sleep at 7am I put my speaker next to their bedroom wall in my closet, whacked up Tibetan singing bowl music, and went out for 4hrs. When I came home they were up...

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up tibetan singing bowl music and it sounds relaxing! LOL

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    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has hellish neighbours who like to make tons of noise at all hours of the night. So when they have people over (which is often), he makes the loudest, nastiest sounding retching noises I have ever heard, and makes sure to do it right next to the wall, where their living room is.

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone needs to invent inverse gravity for this guy

    AMH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: If you live in an apartment building, the noise above you isn't always coming from the apartment directly above.

    Asi Bassey
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…thereby depriving myself of sleep as well.” Now complete.

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    #27

    Karen's "Revenge"

    Karen's "Revenge"

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    Fuzzies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once. Instead of backing up, she just stood up really close to me :/ The cashier had to tell her to back up😅

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have had to yawn and stretch out my arms reeeealllly wide while doing so. Oh, did they "accidently" hit you while I was stretching?? So sorry, maybe you are too close. lol

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    Nizumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked a guy on a crowded metro to back off and "give me an inch, man". He shook his fist at me and snarled, "I'll give you an inch!" He didn't understand why everyone who heard him burst out laughing.

    Ally O'Malley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my shopping cart behind me to keep people from getting too close. You can control the distance in front of you the same way.

    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't handle two carts in the grocery store, as those are really big and heavy but as I can control my distance to the person in front more easily (in most cases) I'd maybe start to pull the cart behind me now! Thanks for helping me see this easy task! I will forget it, but with the next cuddly person I'll remember!

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    Exotic Butters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I missing? Why would she think she won by giving him more than he asked for?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder that as well! Like ? /s Edit: text dissapered.. Like: " I'll show that 🐑-ple distance! " ? /s

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    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I would be able to remain cool in these situations I H-A-T-E it when my personal space is invaded.

    Brindle Nutter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just pretend I don't know they're there and will back up and step all over them or"trip" into their cart and shove it back into them. Whoopsie, my bad

    Denise Melek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone does this,I'll have to check something in my rucksack and then flinch it back hard over my shoulder...

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find using a cart or large buggy and leaving it in place while I step in front of it to put items down helps as a way to reclaim personal space.

    Elyce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that people cut in front of her 💀

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    #28

    Well, I'd Do The Same

    Well, I'd Do The Same

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    Joshua David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do it the same way. The child is being influenced by the mother and if she continually gets away with it, he will pick up the behaviors too. It's not like he pushed him over or something. Be polite = get what you want. Be a d**k, get treated as such. Good lesson, really.

    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    Kind of a d**k move. Just because the parent is an a*****e, doesn't mean the kid automatically is yet he's the one who got punished for his mother's actions

    Talitha Jansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you and I don't know why you got downvoted.

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those downvoting people for saying the child may be a innocent part, is that really a opinion offensive enough getting someone banned for ? Save that for the real offenders.

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's simple. Treat others in a way you yourself wish to be treated. Unfortunately for mom's actions, kid doesn't get pizza. But the guy acted in kind to the jerk of a mom.

    Leslie Jabine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose you could flip it and tell mom if she would kindly step back, you'd be happy to treat the kid to a slice of pizza. She she still acts like an ar$$, so much for the pizza.

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    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, sorry, not okay with revenge that hurts innocent bystanders. Especially kids.

    Splash Bach
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    3 years ago

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    Not cool. Why punish the son for his mum's mistake

    John Carr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cos you learn your manners from your parents.

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    Janelle Collard
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Instant Karma's gonna get youuuu."

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this woman's stolen bike revenge story: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman-finds-stolen-bike-on-craigslist-vancouver_n_3817727

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    #29

    Turns Out We Have Ghosts

    Turns Out We Have Ghosts

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    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, my sister and I had the exact same televisions in our bedrooms, and because of where hers was placed, I could control her TV through the wall with my remote, but she couldn't control mine. I think the best moment was when I turned her tv on at 3AM. I had made sure it was tuned to a static channel with the volume at the highest setting. There were screams.

    Tinkerblu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he immediately jumped to ghosts

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer just lowering and raising the volume

    mrsmir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hysterical. If they have a good marriage, he would ALSO find this hysterical after the fact 🤭

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next step is to drive around your neighborhood and turn off all their LG TV's. Day after that download the Samsung remote app and repeat.

    Bleep Bloop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ghosts, not issues with the TV/electricity? Oh sweet boy.

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    #30

    Justice Is Served

    Justice Is Served

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    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except it may be someone who pay it on craiglist and not the actual theif...

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks for the person who didn't know they bought a stolen bike.

    Caroline Starr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had his b ike stolen at Uni. He reported it to campus security who laughed and said "you won't get that back mate". 6 months later he goes in about something or other and there's his bike. "Can you prove it's yours?" Turned it upside down and showed them our home postcode (UK Zipcode equivalent) punched into the bottom by the police on a community day.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the parting "loser".

    Sarah Schumm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and I did this as well. Her neighbors bike was stolen the neighbor blamed her because he thought she left the gate open. We saw the bike and stole it back.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former Boyfriend of my sister did exactly that, but did not leave a note.

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    #31

    What Could Go Wrong Blocking A Farmer's Gate To Save A Parking Fee?

    What Could Go Wrong Blocking A Farmer's Gate To Save A Parking Fee?

    Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that is manure

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not long ago a farmer was taken to court for using farm equipment for picking up a vehicle and dumping it on the road (not on its wheels) after it was found parked on his property. Thankfully the farmer won.

    Barbara Vandewalle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All year long pheasant hunter would park in our field and run their dogs. Never once did these rude city lazy A$$ holes ask.

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    Erick L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a nice thick coat that will cook under the sun :D

    I love my golden retriever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s funny but ….I don’t see a gate they are blocking…

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morale of the story? Don't mess with the farmers.

    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it is fresh n warm straight from the stables

    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favourite so far.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks bad, but think a little further...Unless the owner has access to a hose,or some other way to wash some of this off, they'll have to scrape off so much of that ca-ca just to be able to drive it somewhere to wash the rest of it off.The door handles, windows,mirrors...the wiper will just smear it into a God awful mess...and then there's the smell...The fresh air intake for the a/c and heat is most likely on the passenger side between the windshield and hood. And it's coated,probably has some in it and the smell will linger awhile.

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    #32

    A Japanese Woman Discovered Her Boyfriend Was Cheating, So She Gathered All His Apple Devices And Dumped Them Into A Tub Full Of Water

    A Japanese Woman Discovered Her Boyfriend Was Cheating, So She Gathered All His Apple Devices And Dumped Them Into A Tub Full Of Water

    potetosarada000 Report

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're going to need a lot of rice.

    Damian Skaggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, now hes going to have to go bobbing for apples

    JustanotherPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that kinda illegal? I mean, it's property damage, if I understood correctly so she could get in trouble for that. I'm all in for helping karma reach the destination quicker, but destroying someone else's stuff doesn't seem right...

    Goth Nurse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The laws may be a lot different in Japan though.

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    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I counted like 12 items. How many apple products does this guy need?!

    Raj Kuthrapali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. If she thinks this is acceptable revenge, I get why he cheated! She might unhinged and an absolute nightmare to be with. Also, I hope he pressed charges and got compensated for this damage.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of tub is that even??

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay so in japan the bath isn't like the westerner one. usually unless your cleaning it you don't change the water in the tub. thats because you have to wash your body outside the tub first before soaking in the water. that tub probably has a cover on it so no dirt gets in. it also has a warmer to warm up the water when ready to use ^^ long story short the tubs in japan are meat to relax and soak not to get clean. so no soap or anything in the tub just water and your clean body

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    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a tiny tub, but big enough to get the revenge done.

    Ivanh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool and what about when he comes for even worse revenge?

    SeaWeed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isnt the tub looks like a giant toilet

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    #33

    Outstanding Move

    Outstanding Move

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    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No she isn't petty. She just applied justice.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a life hack I can't simply ignore

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmmm **vigorously taking notes**

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think you realise how little of a problem this would be for most men. In fact, you may be opening a can of worms. No washing up, don't need to buy dish soap, save on hot water? All the food should be in cones! Edit: typo

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got food? She is more forgiving then I would be.

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating out of ice cream cones to avoid doing dishes??? Why have I NEVER THOUGHT of THIS?!?!!

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm thinking of all the stuff I could serve that way

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    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your MOM is petty? She is a genius, it is your father who should recinsider his attitude!

    Almarako94
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serve him his food in the unwashed maybe even moldy dishes. Case closed.

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    #34

    You Know How Mad You Got To Be To Carry A Refrigerator

    You Know How Mad You Got To Be To Carry A Refrigerator

    karlousm Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also impressed by the way he's carrying that fridge. Damn.

    LittlePiggie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mans holding that fridge like he does this often.

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    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF would you cheat on a man that can do THIS?!?!

    Anita Edwardd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wooh! The anger and adrenaline brought out some super strength in him. I bet his back was messed up the next day! Worth it though 😆

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man is a straight up beast, and a legend. Another person I need to buy a beer for.

    Bluebrains
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not easy! Good for him.

    Carole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As he should! Seeing this picture always makes me chuckle

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man strong af

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    #35

    I'd Say This Is Chaotic Good

    I'd Say This Is Chaotic Good

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope the person behind them was that tik tok mom who kept honking as soon as the light turned green because it was ‘funny’

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone not going and holding up everyone in a line for validation is even less funny...

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    DJR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that every time I honk at someone for texting instead of noticing the light has turned green, they act like I've honked the very moment the light turned green. Just because you just noticed it, doesn't mean it just got that way.

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the place. Thats illegal. Impeding traffic. The best revenge is the legal variety.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this post is awful; the OP willfully blocked traffic to be petty when they were likely at fault... I hate people who do this bc they were on their phone and think that someone asking them "to look up" is some savage attack on their identity.... they screwed over a bunch of drivers. Not cool.

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasting everyone's time bc you feel like being petty isn't funny... you suck too. A lot. (OP)

    Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there were other people behind them, you just wasted their time too.

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the honker didn't have others queuing behind them

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they did! The person posting this is a bigger jerk I'm sure... I see this s**t all the time with people on their phones, and then when they are honked at, they intentionally cause everyone behind them to miss the light... during rush hour of course.

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    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Texas. 90 percent chance I'd get shot for this.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was driving a brand new, just-purchased, car home from the dealership that had the auto turn-off thing engaged. I didn't know how to turn it off. Stopped at the light, and when the light turned green, I didn't go, because the car had to TURN ON. The old man behind me honked at me because I didn't waited a nano second to go. So I went the exact speed limit and stayed in front him until I made my turn; I completely boxed him in the whole time.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she’s lying:.:. Unless it’s a small town where everyone knows everyone.. I think that’s kinda ridiculous.. wouldn’t get you a good outcome in Australia I’m surprised she survived in America.

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    #36

    Petty Times Call For Petty Measures

    Petty Times Call For Petty Measures

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heightism is bad! The hottest guys are sometimes the shortest.

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No offense meant" = all offense taken.

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are some women so obsessed with height? There are so many other traits to consider. (I ask as a woman.)

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. I’ll also say though as a tall woman, men care too. I talked to multiple people in college who found it intimidating to be around a woman taller than them.

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    m.w.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he was actually right - he wasn't *trying* to be mean.

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    #37

    My Mate Told The Driver Of The Black Corsa Not To Park In The Company's Parking Space. He Gave My Mate Attitude And Ignorance. So My Mate Put Scaffold Up Around His Car

    My Mate Told The Driver Of The Black Corsa Not To Park In The Company's Parking Space. He Gave My Mate Attitude And Ignorance. So My Mate Put Scaffold Up Around His Car

    Chris Luke Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience, for some reason, scaffolders are some of the maddest SoB's you could meet.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be a person who can walk around on broken boards with basically ziptied metal poles, you have to be a little "off" but in the best way.

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    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And under it. Brilliant!

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What isn't this higher?

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a hospital my son delivered to. Crane was on site, area closed off with cones etc. Some woman rudely insisted on parking there even after she was told the area is closed and no parking is allowed. So when she comes out her car is now blocked on one side, by the crane, front and rear by it's outriggers and my sons rig on the 4th. She actually had the gall to tell them to move. Yeah, she had to sit there in the summer sun for over 2 hours until they were done unloading my sons rig and he secured his canopy.

    Melanie Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was clearly trying to warn the person that he needed to build scaffolding in that spot, person didn't listen

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like the driver's car is a P.O.W. in Nam?

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    #38

    A Days-Worth Of Dirty Diapers For Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages Off Our Porch

    A Days-Worth Of Dirty Diapers For Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages Off Our Porch

    TheLastDeBarge Report

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Include glitter bomb.

    Peaches
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a pet we fed mice to, and once ordered a bunch of them online. It showed up in a box labeled "frozen meat", so someone stole it probably expecting fancy steaks or some s**t. Instead they got 150 dead frozen mice.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these thieves don't open the packages. They steal packages, claim they bought pallets of returns, and then sell the packages still sealed. The lazy ones don't even rip off the shipping label first. People buy them because the seller often says they guarantee that the contents are worth at least a certain amount and you can sometimes find high-value items in a package you bought cheap. It's basically gambling, so good luck to the loser who buys the box of used diapers.

    Kevin J. Henning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take an empty Amazon box, fill it with cement and tape it shut. If you are lucky the next thief to come along might throw his back out trying to lift it.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... gotta include something that blows something ... you know, like ... a little dose of explosives, just enough to spread 1 or 2 square meters in poop'n'p**s ... really, what's wrong with people? Stealing someone else's packages not only is a punishable act, rightly so, it also provides the thief with a lot of stuff they don't need or want, deprives the rightful recipient from getting their stuff - which may be important, expensive or both - and generally is at the very least indicating bad manners and a lack of thought. My neighbour bought reusable period panties in size XL. So, as I am male and thin, stealing these would serve me ... nothing. Resale value? Not even that way, this works out. Most times, it's neither worth that much nor resellable quickly, but rather stuff you won't get any money for, ...

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    #39

    My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct-Taped Him To A Chair

    My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct-Taped Him To A Chair

    SavetheUnicornssss Report

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the last event in a long string of interruptions by the youngest.

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    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tied my brother up with plastic chain and left him in the yard. Told mom I hadn’t seen him. May have gotten in a small amount of trouble for that. Good times.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got tied to the playground in our backyard and mom couldn't find me...

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as they should, i hope they didn’t get punished for it

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    little siblings need to know there’s consequences to their actions, unfortunately that doesn’t happen enough

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    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a parent if my kids ever did this to their youngest sibling... I would stand an applaud! Talk about getting your just desserts! That youngest is going to learn to not be an a*s!

    Kendall Arnold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is he kidding? Dad taped him to the chair because they were HIS pokemon cards and he's been waiting for the kids to get old enough to admire them appropriately.

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, duct tape. The lazy parent's helper. If it could talk, it'd say, "I got you."

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised by how many people think this is a good thing. Just wow

    Fabian Bernard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree with you, it's parental violence to me. In France, doing this will lead to be justiciable and the children taken away on the spot!

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    #40

    Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

    Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do find it suspicious that three people "accidentally" overslept. If it was just one person who didn't do it all the time, though, I would've shared my notes just to be nice

    Marleinah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they going to sleep through the days they need to be at work, too??

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selling class notes is a great way to make a few extra bucks in uni though. I had a friend that would pay me in food for my study notes too.

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d personally immediately write down all the wrong information and send it to them.

    Madison García
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do set them but I also sleep through them 🙃

    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! You're currently not aware of my ability to sleep through alarms/ turn them off in my sleep!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very educational lesson, I'd say.

    GLO SAINT-AIME
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job they want your hard work no thanks or charge them

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    #41

    Talk About Revenge

    Talk About Revenge

    ceejoyner Report

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. Take away a precious memory a father and kid can make. That is next level evil right there.

    Evan Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To a ridiculously petty response to being cut off. I feel bad for this person - sounds like they carry around a lot of hatred in their heart.

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have bought a kazoo for his kid. Or a recorder. Or a kitten.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, not sure if I like this one so much :( It affected the person’s child as well, not just the person who cut OP off, and that’s not right. If someone is an a-hole to you, do something that only affects them, not their child or their relationship/potential memories with their child.

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't think so. I remember learning riding a bike, but I certainly didn't give a toss who taught me.

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    Oliver Thwaites
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my GOD you killed a fly with a f*cking SLEDGEHAMMER WITH THAT!

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If some f****r did that with my kid, I'd mow them down in the parking lot!

    Waite Forit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you taught the kid your own unique version of "the facts of life".

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    #42

    I Applaud This Level Of Petty

    I Applaud This Level Of Petty

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    Caramello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who don't pick up after their dogs should be given community service where they are the poop scooper at an animal shelter or zoo.

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was walking my dog. Neighbors dog was outdoors, off leash, unsupervised. He charged my dog. I pulled her back and out of the way and punched a right hook as hard as I could. Neighbors dog needed a vet. They tried to sue. A neighbor between us recorded the whole thing. They got stuck with their own vet bill, and no "emotional damage". I was defending my dog and myself. They broke leash laws.

    Chaotic_Llama09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ha ha, you can't pick up dog poop, so now you're homeless!" Nice. Very petty, but amazingly exicuted and definitely deserved.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the dog is OK. He/she/whatever didn't deserve rude guardians.

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    Lucas Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves them rite. Hate litterers and bad dog owners

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    #43

    Dad Waits 28 Years To Return Birthday Card To Son

    Dad Waits 28 Years To Return Birthday Card To Son

    robwitts Report

    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Dad really wanted to Rob it in….

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birgit, I don't know whether to upvote your or shake my head.. so I'll do both.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s really sweet that dad kept that card, though :) Even if it was for revenge purposes, it shows that he loves his son.

    Kwj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not revenge, that's sweet :D

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, now your ages answers it all, then ... what's this all about? Why the Fish?

    Leslie Jabine
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually find that sweet. After all, he kept the card for a long time- I think he was secretly proud of it.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Thats next level patience...unless he just forgot about the card and found it a decade later and then hatched a plan lol

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t express how much I LOVE this! Go dad!!

    Sonja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Douglas Adams fan. My 42th birthday was long awaited. One friend tried to do this shame-thing making fun of my age... and was pissed when they saw the party decorations. 42s everywhere and my birthday cake was a gigantic towel with a 42 made of cake on top. They are no longer my 'friend'.

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    #44

    My Friend's Girlfriend Moved Out And Took Everything, Including The Drawer Handles

    My Friend's Girlfriend Moved Out And Took Everything, Including The Drawer Handles

    whatcanieattoday Report

    Zet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the EX BF probably didn't even notice she bought fancy handles. ..they can get quite expensive, i would take them too!

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago, when my ex husband and I broke up, he was in our house alone for a couple months before he left and then I moved back in to sell it. He took EVERYTHING from the house. The light bulbs. The window screens. The friggin' doorknobs, I kid you not. I was pissed then, but now I admire his commitment and attention to detail.

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    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's ex had to be evicted. She left the house FULL of garbage. The floors are ruined, the house was full of fleas, smells bad, toilet seats both broken, upstairs bathroom has to be gutted and rebuilt. One woman, 5 months. People can be garbage.

    Lisa Samuelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she left the meds and credit card.

    Stacey Rae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I fled from my ex I returned with the police to get my belongings. He had put my stuff out front in the rain. When I was unpacking boxes I noticed that he put the singles ads from the newspaper on top. Creative and funny. So glad to be away from his abusive a*s.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't have had someone else handling his drawers in the first place

    Ophelia Vandergurgleduffen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My HSBF’s mom got into a fight with her live-in boyfriend. The next day while she was at work and her 3 daughters were in school, he went in the house and stole the toilet seat and all the toilet paper.

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my late husband and I moved into our first apartment together, the lights wouldn't work. I called the electric company because I had transferred everything to our name and everything should have been OK. They assured me it was on their end and said they would send somebody out later that week. Oddly, the outlets worked. Had to call the electric company back when we found out the couple that left had removed every single light bulb out of everything when they moved out. Turns out they had a dispute with the landlord. They didn't hurt the landlord at all, they hurt us. Heavy sigh.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it normal where you come from that people leave working light fixtures when they move flat? Here (in Germany) all the flats I've moved into had only the end of the cable sticking out of the ceiling, and you'd have to fix a lamp onto that and a bulb onto that. There were rare exceptions, but only when whoever left didn't want to keep the lamp. With our current flat, we hit the jackpot and got working flood lights in our hallway. You'd usually just work with stand-lights until you install the lamps.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I moved out of a shared living situation I told them to make time to talk to me about the stuff I'd brought with me and which where used communally. Well they didn't. I repeatedly told them to come and talk to me about what they wanted to keep or I would take all of it with me. Again I got ignored. So I took everything with me. I would have left everything they wanted for free even. I just wanted them to talk to me and ask. But they couldn't be bothered. Little did they know that almost everything useful was mine. When I moved in, the stuff the guy who was subletting used was mostly old and broken. So I cleaned it, put it in a big box and put out my stuff instead. After I moved out, with absolutely everything* had bought or brought in, they didn't even have wifi, since 8t came from my router. I took the pot the spatulas and cooking spoons were kept in, including most of those spatulas, the water kettle, most of the silverware and dishes, you get the gist. But it was all mine

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    duct tape handles for now ig xD

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    #45

    After Years Of This Guy Using My Email As A Spam Account, I Got My Revenge. He Signed My Email. Up For Siriusxm Which Also Gives Me The Ability To Beep His Horn

    After Years Of This Guy Using My Email As A Spam Account, I Got My Revenge. He Signed My Email. Up For Siriusxm Which Also Gives Me The Ability To Beep His Horn

    F3nman Report

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the deliciousness.

    The 3 Year Letterman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else thinking of a certain movie about cars coming to life? No? Yes?

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, how does SiriusXM allow for them to remotely work the car? Is it because they now know the car's info and got another app to do it?

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I'm wondering. I have had SiriusXM for 25 years and this isn't something that's even an option. It is built into my car. I've never seen or heard of this.

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    SandyB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a gmail account? 'Cause mine gets used all the time. You can't unsubscribe to some things. I hope B****** enjoys his paper billing in Spanish instead of auto pay.

    Sheila Cheasbro-Harreld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't work that way. I have the exact same system - uConnect and it has nothing to do with XM radio. Also, you must prove legal ownership of the vehicle by providing the VIN that matches the title with a photo of the VIN from the vehicle and/or a copy of the sales contract if you are not given your title at the time of sale (my state gives dealers 60 days to ante up the title and our temporary permits are 90 days).FCA/Mopar owns the uConnect platform and this particular package that allows one to use the mobile app to control the vehicle requires a monthly subscription of $9.99, on a credit/debit card that matches the owner's name from the title/sales contract. If you happen to have purchased a used vehicle with the uConnect system, it's even more difficult to get the ownership switched over to your name as the new owner. Once you answer a lot of verification details, they use double authentication. That's why this story could not have happened for the reasons given above.

    Captain Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good ol Uconnect app!! Now start his car and deplete it of all its gas!!!! Muhahahahahahahaha

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see a follow up. Also, why the hell didn't you change the password??

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the car owner is actually accessing their email account, just using it when they have to sign up for things they don't want to hear from, resulting in the email account owner being spammed. So changing the password wouldn't make a difference. The car owner was probably so in the habit of using someone else's account for spam they didn't realise they'd signed their car up to the wrong email.

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    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t honk a horn with Sirius xm.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Why didn't you change your e-mail as soon as you found out?

    NaMiMoore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's good lol but I'd be worried about him crashing his car or something.. Just me?

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MUHAHAHH ;) I small grin just appeared across my face

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    #46

    Evil. Brilliant... But Evil

    Evil. Brilliant... But Evil

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a carpet fitter many years ago and I was at a large job working with a rather cocky bloke who always belittled everyone. He fitted some gripper into the concrete floor a few feet away from a radiator. When he left the room I tipped a small amount of water around one of the nails and on the floor. Cue twenty minutes of ripping up gripper searching for the leak. Sorry not sorry.

    Marleinah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch, the end result is, the washer stops working so the dishes need to be hand washed

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    has he tried putting it in rice?

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad that worked.... my husband would've stepped right through it and ignored it...

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second cousin did that to his wife. She got electrocuted and died. He got charged with homicide.

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    #47

    I Bet There’s A Dude Sitting With Just Salt And Pepper In His Cubbard Right Now Wishing He Had That Old Bay I Snatched Back

    I Bet There’s A Dude Sitting With Just Salt And Pepper In His Cubbard Right Now Wishing He Had That Old Bay I Snatched Back

    deelalz Report

    Pink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *spice girls plays in the background*

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke up with an ex during a Montreal winter. F*cker forgot ALL the bedding and comforters were mine. he got stuck trying to stay warm on a bare futon with a couple of bath towels.

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have felt pretty salty after that...or maybe he didn't?

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Sh*ts Expensive!!

    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old mother Hubbard went to her cubbard (sorry, couldn’t help myself)

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a Cubbard did you mean cupboard I wonder?

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like ancient times high theft

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    #48

    To Everyone At Work That Has Been Eating My Jellybeans. Now The Fun Begins

    To Everyone At Work That Has Been Eating My Jellybeans. Now The Fun Begins

    slimjimi09 Report

    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I'd buy a big packnof sugar-free Haribo gummy bears and leave them on my desk in a closed jar, then wait for the fun to begin.

    Christopher Salter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been looking for a bag of those for YEARS!!! They ALL seem to be gone since they quit making them. 😭😭😭

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Co-worker who couldn't stomach hot spices kept snitching my labeled food. I knew I'd won the battle when I heard this horrendous screech from the kitchen.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We grew scorpions, Carolina reapers, and ghost chili this year. That would teach em

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    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yes! and keep a stash of the good ones with you 😏

    YetAnotherSarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just not individually wrapped. Not just no serving spoon or tongs. Not just not in a wide bowl... People are shoving their whole-a*s hands down into that narrow cylinder.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're tipping the jar? I'd hate to grab something from that thing because it would be all sticky inside, but you could pour a handful into a bowl or sth?

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh here comes the vomitt comet!

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bernie Botts Every Flavor Beans - some are seriously nasty

    Lia Salvatore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

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    #49

    What A Legend

    What A Legend

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing it wasn't me then lmao, my profile picture is a naked fat dude with tiny fairy wings, a halo, and work boots shoving Snow from his front door.

    Zuabr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random question but.. can you show us?

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    vingabloblinga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will teach that teacher who is trying to do their job?

    Shane S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm waffling back and forth between ‘why does the tutor care/why does it matter?’ and ‘have some decency and put on a shirt’. I could make an argument for each side.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but this isn't petty revenge. It's a complete disregard for others.

    Magnifico Giganticus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs. Idaho! I'm reading Dune Messiah.

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    #50

    Employees In A Supermarket React To A Customer That Left The Car In The Middle Of The Parking Lot, Blocking The Way

    Employees In A Supermarket React To A Customer That Left The Car In The Middle Of The Parking Lot, Blocking The Way

    velocifasor Report

    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m just trying to figure out why they would park in there??

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an underground parking area. The driver parked in an area reserved for carts. They blocked the car in with the carts because the car doesn't belong there.

    Shawnna Clement
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. We used to play musical parking spots by carrying my buddy's 70's VW beetle around at lunch. That car is tiny...

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this one in another Bored Panda post. Still good though.

    CJ Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't the lot, it's between the store's doors, where the shopping carts belong

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused as to how the employees could have pushed the car out of the parking lot into the store?

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was parked there because it was raining?

    timhood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was just a prank--the person purposefully parked there.

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    #51

    Blocking Her Out Of Your Life

    Blocking Her Out Of Your Life

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶"But you didn't have to cut me off.."🎶

    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for appropriate and amusing comment, but also BOO, this is my number one earworm, will be stuck in my head for DAYS

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they cheated, when you call their name for the order go "and we have a drink for a cheater?"

    #52

    Neighbor's Car Hasn't Moved After He Cheated Because This Was Her Revenge

    Neighbor's Car Hasn't Moved After He Cheated Because This Was Her Revenge

    Hsduncan Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with women and vandalism?

    #53

    Never Forget Those Ribs

    Never Forget Those Ribs

    tayloranthonyj Report

    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the simplest revenge always works best!

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge is a dish best served as leftovers.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont mess with my bbq ribs is all Im sayin!

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can never understand that. i dont even steal my wife's left overs

    #54

    Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible

    Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible

    The note says: "Hey buddy, it looks like you don't understand how to operate a motor vehicle. This will help you practice staying inside the lines like the toddler you are."

    CommanderApparent Report

    Eric G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness the guy is driving an MKT, which looks like a hearse. He's probably brain dead.

    BasedWang12.5
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ay ay ay.... coming from someone whose household owned a hearse for fun, idk how to take that

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    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be thrilled to get a free coloring book

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but where did the crayons go?

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn , I woulda used a Sesame Street color book to rub it in.😂

    mrsmir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody remember the bad driver frog coloring page from another BP thread? I printed a couple out and are eagerly awaiting to put one to use haha I wish I knew how to post a photo here lol

    Vee Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And seeing the licence number it is even more disturbing as the driver of a licensed charter vehicle should know how to operate his car ... like the "professional" Uber drivers in Germany: the are "professionally" ignoring the rules

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh here looks like he's in four spaces.... How? I'd understand (but would still shake my head) 2 spaces due to the length. Where are the shopping carts when you need them?

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How badly do I have to park to get some free coloring activities tho?

    #55

    He Tried To Start A Full On War

    He Tried To Start A Full On War

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    #56

    My Neighbor “Allegedly” Refused To Pay The Guy Who Cleared His Back Yard. He’ll Be Coming Home To This Gift Left In His Driveway

    My Neighbor “Allegedly” Refused To Pay The Guy Who Cleared His Back Yard. He’ll Be Coming Home To This Gift Left In His Driveway

    CalbertCorpse Report

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched a mechanic smash a window after the customer refused to pay because "haha, its already installed, next time get paid upfront". Also watched one put a car BACK on the lift to remove the new oil filter he'd just installed because the customer didn't want to pay. Mind you. He didn't drain the oil (more than removing the filter does), he didn't put back the old one. Just took off his part, and handed the keys back. Said "good luck getting it home".

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Locksmiths who don't get paid break a key in half and insert the broken off tip into the dead beat's lock. Any other locksmith (at least in the Seattle-Tacoma area) who then gets called to fix the unusable lock will refuse to work on the lock unless the client can produce the rest of the key or, if they can't produce it, pay the other locksmith first.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many times I am going to see this image. I have seen at least 3 or 4 times already in different posts.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, oh WHY would the homeowner think he'd get away without PAYING???

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on where this is, he may also face fines from the city if it's not cleared by a given time. And the city will quite likely then come in and move it for him at an amount far in excess of what he was supposed to have paid the first guy. And if it's an HOA you can bet money they'll fine him.

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why you shouldn't try to skip out on paying your landscapers.

    #57

    If You Park Like This I Will Find You And Make Sure You Have To Climb Through The Passengers Side

    If You Park Like This I Will Find You And Make Sure You Have To Climb Through The Passengers Side

    texastech14 Report

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to double park, okay by me as long as you park at the far end of the lot.

    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leave a note saying '"Sorry, but you can barely see it"

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My current truck is a POS. I have no qualms about digging your truck to climb through that tiny gap (or at least to "test" if I'll fit).

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    #58

    Evil Act Of Revenge

    Evil Act Of Revenge

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    Clarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now OP should just sit there and savor those marshmallows in front of the kid.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same to make St. Patrick's Day cupcake toppings for my daughter's class, lol they loved them!! :)

    squid eric Haney
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky Charms are disgusting anyways.

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd put milk it the bowl of marshmallows while the kid has the plain bowl and slowly eat it in front of them. 😝🤣

    #59

    My Daughter Yelled At Me To Make Her A “Surprise Snack”

    My Daughter Yelled At Me To Make Her A “Surprise Snack”

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    Norma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S U R P R I S E ! ! !

    Yay Pandas!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose fault is it when it seems Mom/Dad delivers on yelled orders from their kids? I think this is not the first time this child yells an order to their parents.

    #60

    My Sister And I Had An Argument And She's Chopped The Bristles Off Of My Toothbrush. Why?

    My Sister And I Had An Argument And She's Chopped The Bristles Off Of My Toothbrush. Why?

    samclaflln Report

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of this stuff is genuinely concerning psychotic.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a toothbrush, that's hardly psychotic. It's just an inconvenience.

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe the message is she wants your teeth to rot??

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better that than scrubbing the toilet with it....

    Karla Nelsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I would have thought of that back when my sister and I fought ... EPIC!!!

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing how dirty the toothbrush is, she did you a favour. Assuming she did not cut it off white you were brushing your teeth.

    #61

    Banana Revenge

    Banana Revenge

    victorpopejr Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *banana bread coming up in 3... 2... 1...*

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the revenge on the son would be that mom doesn’t let him have any XD

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he used them for scale though

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smashed banana on pillow case coming up...

    #62

    Complaint About Delivery Of The Wrong Grade Of Copper

    Complaint About Delivery Of The Wrong Grade Of Copper

    IHLaking Report

    Stinky Malinky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not ‘chiselled into stone’. Cuneiform is pressed into soft clay/wax.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its a fired clay tablet, but still an impressive level of pettiness.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now start all disagreement negotiations with 'I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.'

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were "Karens" as far as 1750bc?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nicely written!

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres a line in there about owing the merchant money that wasn't paid back. I feel like there's definitely 2 sides here

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    #63

    This Is My Level Of Petty

    This Is My Level Of Petty

    twitter.com Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why snitch on innocent bystanders?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Operating on the theory that one of them snitched on him?

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    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may, at times, become necessary to expose society to the roots of evil which have insidiously woven a network within itself, and in that harsh light of day wherein the truth can be seen, through the effort of all members, seek to cut back that evil, and cast it out from within us. In other words this is how you get a neighborhood to vote an HOA down

    john s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just write this up? Damn. Not just a Carver of Wood, but also a... Carver of Words.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope most of your neighbors are HOA board members.

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to go! You're going to make the problem worse for everyone that didn't do anything. You jerk.

    Vicki Cunningham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't get back at the HOA, just your neighbors. Unless the neighbors complained to the HOA....hmmm.

    Stan Shimonko
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overload the HOA to where they end up having to go after their friends.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit 'crab bucket mentality' tbh..

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    #64

    Pizza Sponsored By This Drunk Creep

    Pizza Sponsored By This Drunk Creep

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    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read a number of these plans. Hey guys, don't create a paper trail for your robberies. I'm gonna leave the questionable ethics of this I took a dudes phone and sent myself some money posts and just address how easy this is to prosecute and how an angry prosecuter could easily argue this as wire fraud..... what a dumb way to end up in prison for a decade. Please let's find better ways to reeducate creepy dudes that keep your butt out of jail.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, and technically… in order to Venmo money to someone, you need their email address or phone number. Although, I’m not a police officer, but I’d venture to say that it would be difficult to prove theft over a small amount (about $50 or so), because you could argue the creepy guy offered up the money willingly… and try to prove otherwise. In my state (in the U.S.), it would take $750 before you go to jail. Less than that, it’s a citation, and you go to court over it.

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it but that is illegal. Watch that line people.

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the one where they go in and find the number labeled "MOM" and change it to their (the woman s) name.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about dial a prayer? Probably an 800 number though.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go to Amazon and order something delivered to his house.

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    #65

    Madlad Revenge

    Madlad Revenge

    sauceddie Report

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So not sending the police her name and address then?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may have tried, police won't really do anything in this situation. All the "hacker" has to do is claim it wasn't them and play dumb about the TV delivery. Their name/address being on the order isn't definite proof that they did it since someone who knows them could have filled in that information too. Cops won't want to waste time on a case.

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    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you cancelled the TV as well.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it was probably a fake address and the person just porch pirated it when they got the notice that it arrived.

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you already got ripped off for the cost of a TV. And your revenge was to spend more money and send them gifts and treats? That's not petty revenge, that's stupidity!

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they used the stolen credit card and not their own money to fund this revenge plan

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everyone broke into rapturous applause?

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro xxx furry postcards are a thing???

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who used to be active in the furry fandom, I can assure you, yes, it’s a thing. And I guarantee you that every product/item in the world probably has an XXX-rated furry version of it for sale somewhere. I used to do art commissions and had to stop as people only wanted their furry characters drawn in XXX situations :x

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    Lord Rimuru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am genuinely scared of her now. That is brutal

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    #66

    Thought My Mom Was Sending Me A Care Package... But Instead She Sent Me A Box Of Trash I Was Supposed To Take Out

    Thought My Mom Was Sending Me A Care Package... But Instead She Sent Me A Box Of Trash I Was Supposed To Take Out

    thedeal_5 Report

    CherylH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess she thought you wanted to save it and treasure it always since you didn't take care of it

    Clarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher. Parenting win.

    Vicki Cunningham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really petty and kind of dumb, actually.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive done this to facebook marketplace scammers. I wonder if they liked their rotten hot dogs in an ipad box that they had to pay $300 to customs to release?

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it an a-hole move? If it’s something OP promised to do and then didn’t, it’s a reminder that breaking your promises results in consequences. If there’s nothing organic/rotting in the trash, it’s harmless to be shipped/sent as a “care package”.

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    #67

    This Is How To Handle The Parking Problem

    This Is How To Handle The Parking Problem

    j0be Report

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bet $100 that truck has never left asphalt.

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public shaming. The best way to get your message across.

    squid eric Haney
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were exhaustedly looking for a parking space, seeing that would give me a good laugh.

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    #68

    I'd Say It's A Revenge Between Generations

    I'd Say It's A Revenge Between Generations

    drewtoothpaste Report

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet he's still calling it the wrong name. Minecraft Drew, not mindcraft.

    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he still calls it the wrong thing.

    Marleinah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's best you stick with computer legos

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know that there's a lego texture pack for minecraft?

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    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up playing the TMNT games. Everytime you beat a level that say "cowabunga". My mom would always hear this and say "hows your bunga" and it would upset me to no end. Now at 34 I find myself saying that and laughing when I hear it

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like MC and find this hilarious.

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    #69

    My Friend's Parents Force Her And Her Siblings To Have A Picture With Santa Every Year. This Year They Got Revenge And Took This Beauty Home

    My Friend's Parents Force Her And Her Siblings To Have A Picture With Santa Every Year. This Year They Got Revenge And Took This Beauty Home

    silentscope87 Report

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have brought a phone for Santa.

    mrsmir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he had one in his lap!! But then I read your comment and it made me look again and I realized that it’s just his belt lol

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are all six of them the same age and don't look alike? Sure this wasn't a group of friends staging a funny picture that someone recaptioned?

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adopted maybe? My friend is in a family with 6 kids...all adopted.

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    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone that also does this to their child I wouldn't be mad at this! I would love it!

    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, twenty seconds for your mom is too much huh? Nice kids.

    Χρήστος Καλιμίντζος
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But "forcing" the kids to do something they don't like is acceptable ? Nice parents 💪😎

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    #70

    Bad Parking Like This Doesn't Go Unpunished Where I Work

    Bad Parking Like This Doesn't Go Unpunished Where I Work

    lodoyun Report

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun getting into your car, now!

    Abnus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t a pocket knife cut right through that? Or is it too thick?

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here dude, let me help you....(grabs crowbar).

    #71

    Son’s Revenge

    Son’s Revenge

    bizmeddit01 Report

    #72

    My Flatmate Pissed Me Off So I Froze Their Cutlery Into An Ice Block

    My Flatmate Pissed Me Off So I Froze Their Cutlery Into An Ice Block

    CakeLikeBeth Report

    #73

    Careful Not To Step In The Retribution

    Careful Not To Step In The Retribution

    blahprath Report

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This neighbor responds by dumping the c**p and returning the c**p stained bag.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't like "tracking feces around the livingroom" why not behave like a civilised human being and take your shoes off at the door?

    Xray0976
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light it on fire and walk away.....let them stomp it out and don't leave a note. They fecked around, let them find out

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be nice but is unfortunately probably illegal

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    #74

    Joe Mode

    Joe Mode

    snazzyq Report

    Sarah Gershaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it revenge if everyone benefits?

    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that Joe is now infamous for creating this

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    Yay Pandas!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see this is revenge, this is listening and responding to a customer's complaint. And Joe would be delighted (I think) to have his name on a fancy expensive car!

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna tell people Teslas have a "Jeff" mode because of something I did.

    Lord Rimuru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could have a setting named after me

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Uber driver was telling us how his nephew put the fart sound to come on whenever he used his turn signal. Not revenge for the driver, but funny. He said the woman who was riding with him asked to be let out. Lol

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *aggressively searches for complaint to make so i can be famous*

    #75

    Spotted Today In Muswell Hill - A Level Of Petty Revenge To Which I Can Only Aspire

    Spotted Today In Muswell Hill - A Level Of Petty Revenge To Which I Can Only Aspire

    totteridgewhetstone Report

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Compensators" are a thing here in the States....usually redneck guys driving HUGE trucks with all sorts of political statements on them. My son calls the trucks "compensators". I think this sticker would be a fun add-on to those monstrosities!

    Laine Leavitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compensators? Sometimes it's because we need horsepower to haul our work trailers or farm animals or heavy equipment or traverse mountain roads or snowy areas that aren't plowed. I'm a petite woman and I use my big truck for all of the above. Must drive it because of my micro junk 😆

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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was behind a beautiful, new, black Mercedes sedan one day. I could see there was a woman driving it. Her license plate (real, actual plate) read HE LIED.

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if this guy is in a police chase, and the cop is reading out the guy's license plate?

    Laine Leavitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're saying that men with big trucks are "compensating for their small " parts" ....so original & clever😏

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    #76

    Oh Wow, This Is Next Level

    Oh Wow, This Is Next Level

    lv_eventing Report

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roommate made more work for herself lol

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple, next time you go away leave a piece of dish or tuna in the garbage. Shed have to be uber asshat to not empty it.

    Bluebrains
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope there's some form of payback for this :(

    #77

    Crazy Ex

    Crazy Ex

    insommilly Report

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the early days of the pandemic when everyone thought they were going to need ungodly amounts of toilet paper.

    Bruhwhydothat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which way was the toilet paper over or under?

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where is the revenge?

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bidet (okay its a garden hose) but I dont use TP anymore. and my garden is highly fertilized if you know what I mean. TP is overated.

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    #78

    No Parking

    No Parking

    kaeedo Report

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Park like garbage, be surrounded by it.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like i saw on the movie Backdraft I would love to have been able to smash the windows and put the 6" supply line through the car that blocked a hydrant at a fire we had.

    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok if you can parallel park into that, you 10/10 deserve to park there. You earned it

    #79

    The Height Of Pettiness Seen In A UK Car Park Today

    The Height Of Pettiness Seen In A UK Car Park Today

    en2ropy Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my moms car got hit my a teen driver with no insurance. (she was driving by herself with a permit she got 4 hours earlier lmao) I should get a sticker and put it on the back

    #80

    Woke Up To My Coffee Jar Like This After A Petty Argument With My Partner

    Woke Up To My Coffee Jar Like This After A Petty Argument With My Partner

    suspicious_sushi Report

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not petty revenge. I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Geneva Convention.

    Lord Rimuru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check to see if it is! https://www.icrc.org/en/doc/assets/files/publications/icrc-002-0173.pdf

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    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure, if you don't get your coffee (if you're like me) that act will BACKFIRE right back on your partner...

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a MONSTER! I hate coffee but would never do this to my spouse!

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw that! There's hinges on the other side that are coming off NOW!

    MRSS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next level right there.

    #81

    This Guy Parked Well Over The Line So I Parked In A Way That Blocked His Driver Side Door

    This Guy Parked Well Over The Line So I Parked In A Way That Blocked His Driver Side Door

    KVirello Report

    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this at work to the a-hole in the Audi who likes to take up 3 spots in an already small parking lot.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The added kicker to this is many cars now can only be unlocked from the drivers door unless you have a clicker. Not sure about Lexus.

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    revenge AND good parking... +100 P E R F E C T I O N

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the passenger side. California plates. Use superglue next time.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue car is the AH; red car is definitely blocking the driver's side.

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    #82

    My Coworker Decided To Prank Us, So We Exacted Our Revenge

    My Coworker Decided To Prank Us, So We Exacted Our Revenge

    Practical-Try9582 Report

    Carole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, I can hear this picture

    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much waste of resources.

    Keller Worthen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT put it on the computer monitor it will destroy it

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that rules out help from ICT team then

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, i have Fallen victim of a similar prank before, it wasn't my house, but it was my car, they pur stikers on the Doors ( like a rally car sponsership ), and on the hood, and big reflective orange and Yellow stripe ( like you see on trucks ) on the rear bumpers, my car use to be parked on a busy street.... ( To be fair i laughed my a*s off, when i put a sell sign with his real phone Number on his bike, and by 5pm he was pissed as f**k because he still didn't know why where people calling him asking for the price of his Bandit )

    Sleepy children love Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happened to one of my mom's friends. the friend's co-workers did it over a small break, and when the guy came back his computers and stuff has exploded.

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun thought: Before the Hall Heroult process was invented, aluminum cost more than gold. Imagine walking in on this.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of those electronics have fried themselves

    BasedWang12.5
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wellll just burnt out some electronics

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get tired just looking at this.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah! Foiled again!! Lol!

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    #83

    Some Sweet Revenge. I Was Still Within The Lines Too

    Some Sweet Revenge. I Was Still Within The Lines Too

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    #84

    That's Comedy Gold, Right There

    That's Comedy Gold, Right There

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him if you need your tweezers or if he has his own

    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Share the invite with his workplace

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show up with a leech.

    #85

    This Is What Happens When You Take Up 3 Spots At Walmart In My Town

    This Is What Happens When You Take Up 3 Spots At Walmart In My Town

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I find the pettiness in this not the actual letting down of the tyres but of the major inconvenience the space hog will have in pumping those tyres back up. Using a portable air compressor to pump up just one tyre from flat to the average car PSI (32-36psi) can take at least twenty minutes.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You what? I can do it by hand in less than 5.

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    a fruity dream of delusion
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, imo, that’s too far. that would cost them money- for the tires and possibly for a tow truck. an earlier post where there’s chalk around the truck would have been much better….

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, they just deflated them, but I agree that is too far.

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    MRSS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best is to by a valve remover so they can not reinflate their tires no matter what. And they more then likely will not know the valve is removed and they have to have new valve stems put on. Have a set of removers in all my car's and have done this on a few occasions. Or zip tie carriages with heavy duty zip ties (which I have and have done) to every car door.

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only pop 3. Insurance will usually cover 4.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and still, with all those parking idiots, we do not know for sure that there was no emergency involved. I have parked numerous times and simply didn't care for any lines, but getting the dude who can only use his right side properly into the hospital. If that result in suboptimal parking, and some of the proud AHs like those around here decides to punish me, I won't wanna wear his stupid skin - he will go in a lot more severe than the original patient - seems they are into revenge without research, so it's gonna be ok for them that I push some object through their ribcage or such, won't it?

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just flat-out 😜 hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

    Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that only 3 were slashed.

    Bruhwhydothat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little too harsh but well deserved

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    #86

    This Is Why You Shouldn't Steal Food At Work

    This Is Why You Shouldn't Steal Food At Work

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    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your baby already producing milk?? /s

    #87

    Roommate Came Back To 400 Balloons In His Room. He Got His Revenge When The Other One Left For A Week. Everything In His Room Was Wrapped And Put Back In The Same Place

    Roommate Came Back To 400 Balloons In His Room. He Got His Revenge When The Other One Left For A Week. Everything In His Room Was Wrapped And Put Back In The Same Place

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    Cathy Jo Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems like punishment to the person doing the wrapping. Of course, I HATE wrapping presents.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus gift wrap can be expensive, unless you stock up on Dec 26.

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    Marleinah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who here has seen that Impractical Jokers episode, where Joe's friends did this for his bday?? See 1:53 Impractical Jokers Twists & Turns - Joe Gets Wrapped Up in a Special Birthday Surprise | truTV YouTube · truTV Apr 3, 2021

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I would love to do this. Wrapping presents is so fun :D it also looks very nice

    Rebecca O’Donnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to say it, I am very impressed by the wrapping. Not sloppy at all and they even did the ceiling and the walls. And the curtains are cute!

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd actually have fun unwrapping everything

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who has time for this? I'm furiously wrapping my kids' presents at 0300 on Christmas mornings because it's the only time I have to do it!

    Queen Shay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to come home to a room full of balloons 🎈

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    #88

    Every Time The Bread Gets Used, The Twist Disappears. I Started Collecting Them And Today I Got My Revenge

    Every Time The Bread Gets Used, The Twist Disappears. I Started Collecting Them And Today I Got My Revenge

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a pair of scissors wouldn’t solve this in one second. Very pretty colors though.

    #89

    If I'm The Only One In My Building Who Shovels The Sidewalk, Then I Will Have My Revenge

    If I'm The Only One In My Building Who Shovels The Sidewalk, Then I Will Have My Revenge

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    Danni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this revenge?

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any other tenants want to walk on the path that OP shoveled, they have to zigzag and walk technically further than if OP shoveled a path in a straight line.

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    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a recipe for a broken ankle.

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if they go slowly and are prepared to look silly.

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    #90

    Hit Where It Hurts

    Hit Where It Hurts

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    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *every child ever* taking notes to do this on my siblings lol

    #91

    Dumping My Roommate's Trash At His Door Because He Won't Take It Out

    Dumping My Roommate's Trash At His Door Because He Won't Take It Out

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    #92

    It Never Ends Baby

    It Never Ends Baby

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    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is rubbish. All they will do is throw the application in the trash and move on with their day. OP has achieved nothing.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes them feel better, it isn’t “achieving nothing”.

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    #93

    A Really Expensive Revenge

    A Really Expensive Revenge

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    Katiekat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that expensive, you can get packages in any dollar store/pound saver.

    Pam Derck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expensive if you're in the US, unfortunately. That's easily over $100 worth of pads.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that kind seems like a waste... petty but kinda slightly funny

    Duane Scott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had my windshield covered in these on my last day of work. The sticky bit stuck to the glass. Had to let it dry and scrape it with a razor blade to remove it. This paint is probably ruined I'd guess

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, they even secured the little wings - petty!

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    #94

    My Sister Spoiled The Ending Of A Book I Was Reading So I Spoiled The End Of Every DVD She Had. This Was The Notebook

    My Sister Spoiled The Ending Of A Book I Was Reading So I Spoiled The End Of Every DVD She Had. This Was The Notebook

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    #95

    My Friend Got His Door Stolen By His Neighbor, So He Stole His Neighbor's Back In Revenge

    My Friend Got His Door Stolen By His Neighbor, So He Stole His Neighbor's Back In Revenge

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    #96

    Neighbors Are Slamming Their Cabinets So Hard They Opened Mine. They're Having A Fight, So Now I'm Blasting Shrek As Revenge

    Neighbors Are Slamming Their Cabinets So Hard They Opened Mine. They're Having A Fight, So Now I'm Blasting Shrek As Revenge

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had neighbors that blasted their rap music so loud my windows rattled (our houses were not attached). So I pointed my very big speakers at their house and blasted Garth Brooks. It was quiet after that.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who did something similar, only she used a CD of bagpipe music.

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    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love your fridge magnets :D

    Rider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a noisy neighbor. I want to drill a pin size hole in the wall, set off a stink bomb in a bag and seal the bag to the wall. At 5am when I get up and they finally turn off the music.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbors played loud music at all hours. Seemed they were always home. Talking didn't work. Roommate points speakers out the window and plays Experiments in Feedback on constant loop & went to work (I'd already left). Got home to note from them. Everyone else worked all day, the volume wasn't very loud (didn't need to be), so they're complaint to the office was useless. But it played for the almost 11 hours, Feedback sounds. - truly awful noise. After that, no more problems

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have hulk strength?

    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about your fridge magnets?!

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this revenge? "...Then I saw her face..." YOU MONSTER!!!

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother used bagpipe music.

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    #97

    Petty Misbehavior

    Petty Misbehavior

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn’t get revenge on whomever didn’t choose OP for the film part, it just fúcks with the employees and workers and other actors and crew members who are trying to do their jobs and probably don’t even know OP auditioned. Op is an a-hole.

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, someone not giving you a job you want doesn't mean you get to exact revenge.

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    Michele Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not petty thats being a bratt

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    #98

    Revenge Of A Weaboo

    Revenge Of A Weaboo

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please Explain what the ring tone is.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks as though it’s the opening song/theme to a very well-known/popular anime called “My Hero Academia”. If OP’s sister is mocking them for liking Japanese anime, then she will likely be very embarrassed that her crush hears that her ringtone is an anime song as the crush will then (possibly) think that OP’s sister likes anime.

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    #99

    Epic Man

    Epic Man

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    doubt it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Andy” (name of the Twitterer who posted) was written on the bottom of Woody’s boot because Andy was the boy who had lovingly owned the toy; “Andy” gets painted over when Woody is taken to be resold.

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    Chani Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please explain this .-. ??

    #100

    I Call This OCD Cornbread. My Wife Ate My Last Apple, This Is My Revenge

    I Call This OCD Cornbread. My Wife Ate My Last Apple, This Is My Revenge

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    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't bother me. I'm a sucker for the corner pieces!

    Zaineb Bookwala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sleepy that I was trying to figure out why a half eaten burrito on top of the bread a revenge. Legit took me 30 seconds to figure it's a piece taken out of the middle.

    #101

    Slightly Petty, But My Wife Said I Couldn’t Take The Trash Out In One Go. I Went To A DIY Shop For A Trolley Just To Prove Her Wrong

    Slightly Petty, But My Wife Said I Couldn’t Take The Trash Out In One Go. I Went To A DIY Shop For A Trolley Just To Prove Her Wrong

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the feeling that his wife said that knowing he would do whatever he could to prove her wrong when actually she just wanted him to do it. That is god tier shithousery from the wife there.

    #102

    That's Pretty Petty Revenge

    That's Pretty Petty Revenge

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    #103

    A Friend Toilet-Papered Our Car So We Decided To Up The Level A Bit For Revenge

    A Friend Toilet-Papered Our Car So We Decided To Up The Level A Bit For Revenge

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    the bean master
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one sixty mile an hour drive and it's all gone

    Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the windows, wheels, and lights, I would keep it.

    Unstable_Artist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on them, I’m always running out of post its!

    #104

    I Get A Little Petty When My Dad Likes To Mess Up The Laundry Room And Blame It On Me

    I Get A Little Petty When My Dad Likes To Mess Up The Laundry Room And Blame It On Me

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    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad sounds like an jerk for doing that and blaming it on you (in my opinion. Please don't downvote)

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to leave his Old Spice open in the dining room. The first few times I closed it. He lost the stopper. I replaced it with a peg from a game. He did it again, I superglued the stopper in place. He always smelled as if he used it instead of bathing, both smells were rank.

    #105

    Sweet Revenge

    Sweet Revenge

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the woman who flipped me off when I honked at her: Your cell phone probably isn't on the roof of your car, anymore.

    Michael Bruenning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problems with daughter about title of home. Threatened to move me out and/or kill me. Restraining order. Changed will. House will be bulldozed day after I die

    #106

    This Is The Pettiness You Love To See

    This Is The Pettiness You Love To See

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there’s an HOA, this is perfect pettiness as the neighbor will get dinged and they won’t.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the UK to me. We don't have the insanity of HoAs.

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meadow / taller grass is good for insects.

    #107

    Classics Never Get Old

    Classics Never Get Old

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    #108

    The Office Staff Where I Work Had A Meeting About My Hand Mirror (Which I Allegedly Used Too Much) So I Turned My Desk Into A Mirror

    The Office Staff Where I Work Had A Meeting About My Hand Mirror (Which I Allegedly Used Too Much) So I Turned My Desk Into A Mirror

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    Adagar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God the annoyance I would feel if we had a meeting about another coworkers mirror usage...

    #109

    My Sons Accidentally Lost Their Football Over The Neighbors' Fence Yesterday. This Is How It Was Found Back In Our Yard Today

    My Sons Accidentally Lost Their Football Over The Neighbors' Fence Yesterday. This Is How It Was Found Back In Our Yard Today

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    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many times the neighbours had to throw the ball back before they resorted to this.

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do not destroy others property for revenge due to children needing help.... because and say it with me now this makes us a monster....

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow... there A$$holes, unless they always broke something or always bugged the neighbor about this, I would go over and tell them to pay for a new one and they could have told you, the adult instead of being a child themselves

    Jules Nin-sted
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These neighbors definitely have a dead body buried in their yard, call the police.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not necessary. Destroying it just proves that they are mean & destructive Jerks.. Our neighbor used to have us do something to earn things back: wash car or porch, weed flower bed, walk dog. We learned to be careful. Strangely enough, we kids loved him. He was a kind, caring man who looked out for everyone.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they have a cat that lacks all lazyness they usually display?

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    #110

    My Mom Told Me She Would Buy Me Grapes But She Lied To Me

    My Mom Told Me She Would Buy Me Grapes But She Lied To Me

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    Heather Lambie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like a selfish entitled brat!! Buy your own grapes!

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably won't get cherries but will get a broken ice dispenser.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be thrilled!!! A cold cherry fountain sounds like heaven to me!!

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE WE YELLING THOUGH?

    #111

    My Ex-Boyfriend Encrypted My External Hard Drive To Get Revenge On Me

    My Ex-Boyfriend Encrypted My External Hard Drive To Get Revenge On Me

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    Alienking06
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is pure horrible. There could be important stuff on that.

    The 3 Year Letterman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I got a hard drive and some dumb hacker tried to encrypt it.

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    #112

    My Petty Neighbors

    My Petty Neighbors

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just take it in turns? We used to have adjoining front gardens with the neighbours, and if we cut the grass we did their bit, and if they cut the grass they did our bit.

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something oddly satisfying about that perfectly green grass with the perfect straight line.

    Funhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best to stick with mowing your own grass if Adverse Possession is a law in your area: If your neighbor occupies or cares for any portion of your property for the designated period of time, they can eventually claim it as their own.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I was the owner of the right house I would say the other could have it. What am I supposed to do with that little strip?

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    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one's which? On the one side, it could be refusal to mow their tiny strip. On the other side, it could be the one only mowing their own. I could see either way...