Exploring the world. Depleting overwhelming energy levels. Testing their owner's boundaries. There are many reasons why pets misbehave. Bottom line is, if you're caring for an animal, at some point they will push your belongings or nerves (or both) to their breaking point. For your pet's and your own sake, however, it's important to keep cool during these times. Accept these challenges as opportunities for growth. But if you really think your companion needs to be punished, you can always shame them online.
There's a Facebook group called Pet Shaming (surprise, surprise), and it's the place people turn to showcase just how naughty their animals can be. From dogs eating money to cats bringing home their dates, here are some of the most popular posts on the group!
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True Dat
Retriever puppies are like fluff balls sent from hell, trust me 🤣
Load More Replies...Geneve Clelland, the person who runs the group, describes it as a place that shows off and shames pets for all the silly, stupid, and unbelievable things they do. "We do not do cute pics and stories but we still love [our pets]," she told Bored Panda.
As of this article, over 100,000 people belong to the group. "Membership has expanded dramatically over the last few months since I took over," Geneve said. "I don't think there's a country which isn't represented in the group!" She thinks what unites all the members has to be the fact that everyone's pets are doing unbelievable things, just in their own ways. And a sense of humor.
Oh No
Jump fart instead of jump start? Pretty sure the smell was diabolical too.
The Fart That Scared Master coming this spring to a theater near you
"We also have a large number of pet owners who have rescues which also bonds them together. It makes them laugh, cheers them up, and takes away from the rest of the crap going on in the world. It's a safe group, we have a zero-tolerance policy and very strict group rules. We only want to see pet shaming in all its hilarious glory!"
According to Geneve, the most popular ways pets misbehave are closely tied with their bodily functions: rolling in poo and eating it, farting. Destroying clothes, walls, furniture, even entire rooms, are also on the list, as well as embarrassing themselves and their owners. "The exotic animals have some very strange habits. For example, we have hermit crabs, cockroaches, lizards, snakes, spiders, birds, horses, ferrets, raccoons, and scorpions which give us many hours of hilarity. The group is mainly dogs and cats though."
My Doofus Of A Dog Followed The Kids To School Yesterday. Here's A Picture Of Him In The School Office, Obviously Quite Ashamed Of His Actions
Whether or not a post goes viral depends on a lot of things, like the way they're written and how guilty or proud the pet itself looks in the picture. While some things are optional, the visuals are a must. "Owners have to add a picture of their pet or we don't approve the post. We really like to see evidence of the crime committed if at all possible!"
The members are also the ones that make the group as cool as it is; they're very protective of the group and its rules. "They are quick to report and to clamp down on members not abiding by them which makes it a better fun group for everyone," Geneve explained. "It certainly brightens the admins' days and the messages and compliments we all get are quite humbling. It’s helped a lot of people with their mental health, cope with Covid, and life in general."
Oops
At least kitty is not in the doghouse alone. Cat can't say humans putting everything on him.
If only the young man’s was hanging from a string about his neck, too. Hilarious.
My Cat Apparently Brought Home A Friend For Dinner Without Asking Me...
I'm gonna say the black one...he looks like hes asking the question while the white one is just sitting there tryna look his cutest while patiently waiting for the answer! 🤣
Load More Replies...That Look On His Face
"Sure you think yours doesn't stink, but mine actually glitters"
Load More Replies...Are you sure he's not a unicorn now? Check for a stump on his head.
Hi! I’m Violet. My Mom Just Picked Me Up Friday From The Shelter. I Will Be 1 Next Month But I Still Have A Lot Of Learning To Do Because I’ve Spent More Than Half My Life In The Shelter. Anyway, I Earned My Kibble This Morning! I Saved Mom At 5am By Alerting Her To The Strange Dog In The Mirror!
I'm glad so many people get their dogs from shelters now. And so good to hear that Joe Biden got one of his dogs there too - a real turnaround for THAT dog, from dog pound to White House! Lucky dog!!
Shelter dog never imagined that one day he’d become the DOTUS
Load More Replies...Baby girl... it’ll be okay. I wish they knew it’ll be okay. Hope they got rid of that thing around her neck. I can’t believe that’s even legal. No wonder she was stressed. So glad she is home now.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
The Look Bella Gives When She Is Told No She Can’t Go Swimming Compared To The Look She Gives When She Is Told Yes
My Hooman Says I Need To Be Shamed Because I Like To Sit On My Couch And Bark So My People Will Come And See Me. I Don't See Anything Wrong With This I Am A Distinguished Older Gentleman And Should Be Treated As Such
Is you name... A WOF REFERENCE????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Load More Replies...My grandparents have a sweet old black lab too, she is 13 and looks a lot like this old boy here.
The Hulk?
Are the doors in these pictures pretend? Like made from cardboard and a wooden door painted on?
Yep. In usa I have seen there r cardboard houses & doors. Tho for the life of me I can't understand why?
Load More Replies...WTF is 'Koolaid' All I know is that I definitely 'shouldn't drink the Koolaid' and something to do with broken doors?? Is it Rat Poison????
It’s a powder you add water to and then drink. The Kool-Aid Man smashes through stuff. He’s a giant pitcher of kool-aid.
Load More Replies...A Very Unfortunate Situation
Yikes, that is awful. I doubt that it can be salvaged. A tomcat in my neighbourhood repeatedly marked my car right around the air intake... Gasp
I Have Been Looking For This Boy For 30 Minutes. I Thought Maybe He Escaped Our Back Yard... Nope He Just Getting Some Relaxing Time In The Pool Without Me!
He wants to know where he's snacks are he ordered 30 minutes ago.
Load More Replies...I bet he was having the best time watching you look for him!!
This Is Shadow. Shadow Doesn’t Realise She’s A Sheep
Shadow thinks it’s acceptable to come in the house. She’s not housetrained and thinks my new sofa is the perfect place for a butt scratch. she thinks watching me shower is ok. She screams bloody murder any time day or night if she thinks she needs a cuddle. When she’s mad she chews the wood on the house and paws at the door. Any job around the farm takes twice as long because the idiot is interfering and in my way. But I still really love my shadow
Shadow is happy to have you... but it's obvious you are also happy to have Shadows. Enjoy your special relationship!
How about getting Shadow other sheep as company? It's no wonder that she follows the humans around if she's alone.
My Name Is Kai And I'm From Australia, My Mummy Says I Should Be Ashamed.....today The Old Man Who Lives Next Door Was Making Lots Of Noise So I Yelled Out Very Loudly " Shut Up!" Followed Closely By F*** Off
This bird desperately needs a cuttlebone! he will have difficulty eating soon if that bill doesn’t shave down
Parrot joke. A woman wants a parrot for her family but they are too expensive. However the man at the pet shop says he has one going cheap as it used to be in a brothel and learned some ripe language there. She takes it and when home takes off the cover. The parrot looks at her. "Awkkk. New madam. New madam" says the parrot. She gives it a stern look but says nothing. Later her two daughters arrive home and the parrot sees them. "Awkkk. New girls. New girls." The daughters are a bit shocked but after a while find it funny. Still later her husband arrives home, complaining that the boss made him work late again. The parrot looks at him. "Awkkk. Hello Malcolm. Hello Malcolm."
My aunt had a medical condition that made her belch a lot. Her African Gray parrot started belching, too-in my aunt's voice! She was mortified.
Not naughty, just copying what he hears..maybe the brothers should watch the swearing instead?
Get that bird's nails and beak trimmed, please, or he won't be around to yell at neighbors
When You Spend Ages Looking For The Dog Who Has Already Gone To Bed Without You.. And Just Ignores Your Calls
I guess you will look there first next time, huh! (Bonus is you have a great bed warmer!)
😄 sorry, I laughed to hard at this one. Those little feet sticking out 😍
Larry Claims He Knows Nothing About The New Hole In My Garden.... 🤔🧐 Idk That I Believe Him?
Circumstantial evidence. You've have got nothing on this innocent dog. Look at that face. Would you really say that that's the face of a dog digging holes? I rest my case.
As Mr. Lawrence Pupper's attorney I deny these baseless charges am deeply offended by this assault on his character.
He Doesn’t Need An Introduction
Vet surgeons removed the tail but not... ? When cosmetic surgery for pets is still a thing and spay neutering is secondary.. I don’t get it.
His vet asked me to wait until his growth plates fully calcify and stop growing (my vet team suggests 12-18 months due to his size). When he was almost one, the vets found severe allergy problems they're now treating and asked me to wait until immunotherapy is over to neuter him. Until then, I get to deal with him putting his balls on everything. I have 2 senior dogs who are both fixed. His tail was docked in his former home. I love boxers natural ear flop. They communicate with them. He was 9 months old in this photo. I've rescued many dogs since I was a little girl. I have 2 other rescues now. They have all been fixed. This is what responsible looks like, paying thousands on vet bills and following their guidelines for his health. I know neutering reduces the risk of diseases and it will happen.
Load More Replies...Well, you gotta have ‘em to do something... um...ballsy...like that.
Please spay/neuter your pets. If more people acted responsibly, there wouldn't be so many animals that have to be killed every year.
He'll be neutered as soon as he finishes his immunotherapy treatments as recommended by his vet team. Before we found out about his immunocompromised system, we were going to neuter when his growth plates calcified (around 12-18 months again by vet recommendation). He is under strict house arrest unless supervised by 2 people on walks, when he goes on car rides, or visiting my sister's acreage with her neutered dogs to romp around. I have 2 spayed/neutered senior boxers. One was neutered at 6 months because his bones were done. My female was spayed around 18 months due to incontinence issues. I am acting responsibly, within accordance of the laws, my vets' suggestions, never left unsupervised. I wouldn't snip my human kids' hormones before full growth. The same goes for my canine family.
Load More Replies...As soon as his vet team clears him for it, he will be neutered. He's immunocompromised and going through therapy. Not neutering right now and waiting until they finish treatment is being responsible and ensures I wake up with him tomorrow. Until then he's on strict lockdown especially on any outside ventures. This is why he's riding in the car. There are more reasons to neuter than to not. I have two senior boxers that are both fixed. Plus, I would never pass on these genes to more puppies. Not everyone can afford immunotherapy, and I'd never subject innocent litters of puppies to his autoimmune disease.
Load More Replies...We Recently Got A Parrot. Gizmo Loves Him And Needs To See Him 24/7. I Told Gizmo That He’s Not Allowed To Touch The Cage. Gizmo Found A Solution. I Want To Shame Him, But I Feel Like I Should Congratulate Him.
Can Someone Please Tell Kevin He's A Cat
Kevin is wearing a bow tie, and you want him to think he is a cat? Inconceivable.
I Don’t Know Who’s Been Eating All The Flowers!!! Honestly
Let's hope it's not toxic. My cat chomped a lily this summer and had to go get IV fluids and kidney meds for like a week cause they are extremely deadly to cats. Many common flowers are insanely toxic to pets
A new neighbor said to me: "Elvis has been eating my flowers" I didn't know her dog was named Elvis.
Haha!
Haven’t we all..nothing like tooting so loud when you’re half asleep that you wake yourself up and nearly fall out of bed..
Load More Replies...Thank you! If a dog farts a lot try and find a diet that suits them better. It really isn't something that should be accepted as normal as it can give them just as much discomfort as it does a person.
Load More Replies...Omg my dog farted the other day and jumped, then turned around to look at his butt with surprise 😂
That´s the advantage of having cats, at least mine never ever farted so far, but when a dog farts he gets the wrong food, too many carbon hydrates & fibers.
I Am Matilda...and I Love My Bed. This My Fur Brother..jack Sparrow Jack Shreads And Eats My Bed. I Dont Like Sleeping On The Ground. Jack Is Now My Bed. Jack Is A Nob
Poor jack,..but if you stop shredding beds, you will no longer be the bed..🤔 major life decisions thrown at ya here jack 😊
This Is Mouse. When We Take Him Outside For Zoomies He Forgets He Only Has Three Legs And Does Barrel Rolls Across The Lawn
I kinda love that people underestimate how mobile three-legged dogs can be. My dog is missing a back leg, and she is FAST. And does this amazing thing where she spins in really tight circles on the rug when she's excited.
There is a three legged cat in my neighborhood and he can run. Like I mean run lol
Load More Replies...Being a tripawd dog does not stop him from having fun, thanks a lot of caring for pupper Mouse.
This Is Puck. Puck Has Been A Major Pain In My Arse For 14 Years. We Love Puck. Puck Only Loves Puck. Last Week He Hurt Himself And Couldn't Get Up. We Sobbed As We Thought He Needed His Final Car Ride. As Soon As We Scooped Him Up He Miraculously Was Fine (I Think His Hip Was Out Of Socket Until We Picked Him Up.) He Thanked Us By Snatching And Eating An Entire Pizza Off The Table Later That Same Night. Puck Is Also A Junkie And Demands His Meds Morning And Night. We Are Amazed Puck Is Still With Us. Puck Insists On Staying Around Just To Aggravate Us Some More. We Can Shame Puck, But He Has Zero Shame (See The Smug Look On His Face?)
Puck is an old guy who has earned the right to act up whenever he feels like it.
Puck, from a Midsummer night's dream??? Good name choice, fits the dog XD
Puck's a good boy and feels that your hostility is completely unwarranted.
At his (I assume advanced) age, Puck should be given all the pizza he wants. What's it gonna do, kill him?
Reminds me of Noah “puck” puckerman from glee. Such a bad boy!
Hi, My Name Is Strider. My Mom And Dad Rescued Me From A Kill Shelter A Month Ago! I Love My Mom So Much That Whenever My Dad Tries To Kiss Her, I Jump On Her To Protect Her.
This is quite concerning behavior and needs to be nipped in the bud at an early stage. This sort of dog has a very hard bite and can do a lot of damage.
Yes. This dog will become very aggressive towards anyone who comes near her.
Load More Replies...The dog is showing his dominance. Either you get the dog some training or be prepared to have to live with a vicious dog.
Several years ago I had a friend who had dog that showed similar behavior. He (she - don't remember) got so bad about "protecting his owner" that he had to be put down.
Load More Replies...There has to be an end to kill shelters. Look at what might not have been here.
It's actually a very very complicated issue. I highly recommend a video about those by Hannah Shaw ("kittenlady"): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpaKT6v_mAw The best thing that we all can do is support shelters, adopt ourselves (and never buy a pet if not necessary), advocate for spay/neuter programmes and try to educate others.
Load More Replies...I had a Great Dane that would do this. He would never bite anyone. Didn't need to. Just stood like a wall in between. My dad use to call him eclipse as he would block the tv when he stood up.
Aww, he is such a beautiful dog 😍 i would try to break this habit of his, but being is a sheer and not knowing what will come in the followimg.hours, I could understand wanting to protect, but you are safe now Strider ♡
time for some training...his protection mode will become a major problem.
Pet Shaming
Until they reach adulthood it can be very difficult to correctly sex guinea pigs, by which time they can have already mated.
Yes, and guinea pig pregnancies are very high risk so you should never purposely breed them.
Load More Replies...guinea pig pregnancies are very high risk so you should always make 100% sure that they are both the same sex, and you should never purposely breed them. Guinea pigs have to live together too, so you really must be careful. However, male guinea pigs are rather easy to neuter, so they could still live together if one of them is neutered.
A guinea pig does not "pretend" to be female. You need to ask someone who can properly sex a guinea pig. You need to press in the right place and the penis will pop out. But "shaming" it for having normal anatomy is silly. If anyone needs shaming, it's the person who incorrectly sexed him.
Unfortunately guinea pigs are DTF at around 21 days old, and the boys don't have obvious testicles yet, so it's really tricky to tell the gender. What you do is press down and back just above their genitals to see if you can get a little d*ck to pop out to see if it's male.
How can a guinea pig pretend? People should stop blaming their pets for their own faults.
I think the people thought they were getting two girl guinea pigs and were surprised by babies : )
Load More Replies...hopefully he's neutered as they truly are only happy when they with company...GPs die of loneliness
This Little Lady Is 15 And Pretty Gassy...she Went To A New Groomer Today For Her Nails And Farted On Her Every Nail She Cut....20 Little Farts
Reminds me of that book "Walter the Farting Dog." If you haven't read it, you MUST.
Unless she's polydactyl, shouldn't she have a total of 18 toes? Five on each front paw and four on each back paw. That's the normal amount of toes for dogs and cats alike.
Plenty of dogs have dewclaws on the back legs too.
Load More Replies...Give her the right food, with less carbon hydrates and fibers, and the gassing/farting will end.
The Joy Of Enjoying Your Sausage Biscuit Alone
Sausage can contain ingredients that can be harmful to dogs, maybe just give him the cheese instead
Load More Replies...Dogs are like kids, in that you have to be outside a one mile radius in order to safely consume anything remotely edible without interference.
Every treat you bake, every snack you make, every bit you take, I'll be watching you!
He looks as if to say, “You‘re eating this yourself? How rude...“
Oh my God that look! How can you NOT share your delicious food with such a beautiful dog with a face so sad
She Has No Shame
In case anyone is wondering, the face the dog is making in the background is called an 'appeasement gesture'. It's not snarling or growling. It's a way that dogs sometimes show that they are not being aggressive.
I've never seen a dog make a face like that.. thank you for explaining the dog's face.
Load More Replies...Yeah, the banks will accept that, if a store won't.
Load More Replies...My Name Is Peter, And I Eat Faces Off Of Barbie Dolls That Go Missing Under The Bed
You should bei carefull. Things like that coule easily hurt your bunnys stomach :(
Yeah! They get stomach problems like G.I stasis very easily!
Load More Replies...Nope, that’s the liver. The face is with wild rice and a Bud Light
Load More Replies...imagine you wake at 1200 and you get up and go get some water and you here pitterpattering on the floor you expect that it is a family member but no one was in the house as the step grew louder and louder you become scared and rush to ur bed when u see the shadow of something on the nightlight a doll with a broken face looms ove ur nightight and to ur shock you see faint move ment and then BAM all of the sudden the dollstarts sprinting at you ur paralyzed you try to move but ur body wouldnt let you all you could do id stans.....and accept ur fate.next moring ur family appear in the house and wak eup the sister wakes up first and goes to her brothers room and she can see is a rather plump barbie doll with seemingly .....ketchup on her mouth and the brother wasnt found since.
Meet Kiwi And His Child. Kiwi Is An Ungrateful Jerk Who Always Gapes And Strikes At Us. Even Though We Feed Him And He Has A Wonderful Enclosure. Well Today One Of His Children Hatched And During His First Beautiful Moments On This Earth, He Decided To Cop An Attitude. The Same Ungrateful Attitude As His Dad. Little Jerks
he does look happy but the second picture looks like he going to bite me
Load More Replies...Well.. if I were that small looking at the giant holding me I would be very concerned as well !
It May Be Hard To Read, But Everyone Meet Ralphie . He’s A “Good Boy” (I’m Not Mad At Him, He’s Just A Baby, And Still Learning...i Just Wanted To Share A Laugh. He Really Is A Good Boy )
Crate training at nighttime is highly recommended. You can put it in bedroom, but you really should consider it!
Hahaha! for those who cant see it: My name is Ralphie. I am a good boy. I enjoy making poops in the house at night. My poops are SO fantastic, I make sure to smash my paws into my marvelous creation & proceed to prance throughout the house. BUT my kindness does not end there! I am such a good boy, that I make I have enough to show my Mom. :) I climb up on the bed, and as she sleeps and shoves, I put my poopy paws in her face. She screams with pride & delight EVERY time! I am such a GOOD BOY!!!
2 Couches And A $100 Dog Bed??? Naaaa I'll Just Sleep On Mom's Head And Snore Loudly Into Her Ear
Awwww! Who can be mad at that peaceful little face. May I suggest ear plugs? 🤷♂️😁
my pittie snores too...and talks in her sleep - usually at the fire trucks in her dreams
Momma's Boyfriend Came Over Last Night. He's Been Gone For A Week And I Really Missed Him, So When They Were Curled Up On The Couch, I Rang The Bell At The Back Door. When Momma Got Up To Let Me Out, I Took Her Spot On The Couch. I Know He Likes Me More
I have a dog just like this. They are called pomeranians.
Load More Replies...almost the same thing but i was in a differnt room with the door closed, eating, and she knew i was. so she rang the bell to go out and when I went to open the door she jumped on the coffee table and stole a bit of my food.
Please Shame This Fat Boy For Thinking The More He Smiles At Me, The More Treats He Will Receive.... And Then Thinking That If He Gets Closer To Me, It Will Work Even Better
my horse does the same thing haha! except with kisses. I taught him to kiss by gently tapping his nose to my lips, so now he does it when he wants treats! although sometimes he forgets his strength and accidentally whacks me right in the face, followed by him putting his head down in shame as if to say, "oops, sorry mom, that one was too hard......"
This Is My Boy Max. To Be Friends With The Bunny I Must First Become The Bunny!! Lol
Apparently "slightly irritated" is the equivalent of bunny rage.
Load More Replies...I don’t want to seem rude or mean but bunnies should NEVER be kept in cages. Exercise pens and free roaming are great alternatives!
Also this cage isn't big enough for one bunny, let alone a bunny and a DOG.
Load More Replies...This rabbit must be terrified. Even a lovely dog can go into bite/kill mode around small furry critters, and by the time you reach in and pull them apart, the rabbit is dead. Please, please don't let your dog into your rabbit's (rather small) cage.
Probably extremely scared, and thinking that he is about to get eaten (even though I'm sure the doggo woudn't do that).
Load More Replies...When Your Dinner Is Missing 5 Taquitos And Someone Is Thirsty
There will be. He’ll be tooting like a train in a few hours.
Load More Replies...Those can have onion and garlic in them...not a good idea for Fido to have....
Callie Gets Mad At Us When We Open Packages. Since She Get 1 Bark Box A Month, Now She Thinks Every Package That Comes In The Mail Belongs To Her. She Tried To Steal A Pakage Of Socks Right Out Of My Hands.
i wanna like this but there are 111 likes so ill comment my love instead <3
Pet Shaming
Beautiful job! He certainly has a appetite for creativity
Professional Window Services
It must be a Rotti thing because my Rotti does the same thing. I'm forever cleaning the dog slobber off my windows.
I’m Chopstick And I Love My Walks. I Never Get Into Water Or Mud Unless It’s The Same Day Of My Bath And My Parents Have Spent The Whole Day Cleaning The House And Mopping All The Floor! It’s Not My Fault It Was Clean For Only 30 Minutes!
Social Distancing
You could be bald too if you put peanut butter on your head. 🙃
Load More Replies...My kitty does this to me every morning - it's both a show of love, and an effort to keep you properly groomed.
Silly pupper, easter eggs are toxic to doggos! But, I'm sure it tastes like love <3
He Fits So He Sits
He is a lap dog. He was a lap dog at 3 months old, he doesn't see why he shouldn't be at 3 years old 😁
Load More Replies...my son's full grown dobermand still thinks he's a lap dog. LOL
Our black lab/German Shepard's will invite himself onto my lap.
Lol I have a GSD mix who does this! She'll also sit on my lap, and insists that I have to pick her up when her sisters are being mean to her.
This Is Chaos. He Is Not To Go Into The Lounge Room And Sit On The Lounge. He Had Other Ideas. (From A Couple Of Years Ago)
That'll teach them for having doors that are only like 1 cm thick, lol
That looks like my friends dog!! She did the same thing except during thunderstorms!! She would claw and bang at their door until all of their bedroom doors were 'open' to get into!! Unfortunately she had cancer and had to be put down. Her name was Penny and she was the sweetest and funniest dog ever!!!!
Maybe he should be better trained, given plenty of exercise and introduced to a 'den' (safe space: cage).
Miya Found This Head On Her Walk With Our Dog Walker Many Months Ago. It’s Been Her Favourite Toy Since This Day
I can handle the King of the Dead, but this? I’m going to need some fire and a priest, please.
heh heh heh. Love it. We had a dog who found a beanie baby on a walk one day and it was his favorite toy for months
Noodles Is A Dickhead, But The Peak Of His Career Is When He Jumped In The Pellet Jar And Got Stuck. He Was Living The Best Time Of His Life, Eating As Much As He Could, While I Was Almost Crying. Luckily, Just Turning The Jar Upside Down Worked And This Bitch Didn't Got Hurt, Him And Hundreds Of Pellets Just Fell On My Bed! This Pic Went Kinda Viral In Bunny Groups And When Noodles Was Neutered, Months Later, I Told His Name To The Vet And She Asked "Isn't Him The Bunny Who Got Stuck In A Jar?" I Couldn't Believe My Little Asshole Was Famous! She Told Me She Was Proud Of Me For Not Panicking And Getting Him Out Without Harming Him, Then Noodles Took Advantage Of Our Inattention And Tried To Jump Off The Table.
Not Even Less Than 4 Hours Later.
These are the types of comments I live for.
Load More Replies...The irony here is fantastic! Perhaps some review prior to the intermediate level though?
My Dad Was Eating Crisps The Begging Was Very Subtle, Pedro The Pug And Uhtred The Terrier
I got so intrigued by all the tats I almost didn't notice his toenails--nice finishing touch!
lol, i didn't even notice until i read your comment
Load More Replies...Was your dad in Rocky Horror Picture Show, perchance? He looks like Richard O’Brien, who played Riff Raff.
It’s not every day that you see a man with painted toenails! Good for you sir!
When people tell you "what will the tattoos like when you are old" this shows that AWESOME is possible.
You don’t know how old the tattoos are! Maybe he got them recently :)
Load More Replies...I Tried Stealing My Moms Chinese Food But Failed (I Flipped The Bowl And Got Drenched )
My Hamlet used to try to steal beer - she'd knock a bottle over, take a sip from the beer puddle then desperately try to drag said bottle to her cage. As far as I know, there weren't any 12 step programs for overly imbibing rats, or I would've gotten her help.
yeah, my rabbit always sips from drinks if we leave them where she gat get to them. Her favorite is alcoholic ginger beer
Load More Replies...HA I thought it was Scabbers but urs makes more sense
Load More Replies...Rats are incorrigible! You eat with one, then you gotta share. If you don't give them their portion they just take it. I once had a piece of bread covered in honey snatched out of my hand and then dragged through my hair!
I Guess The Next Time I Tell #liamneeson To Go Sit Down, I Need To Be More Specific As To Where He Should Sit. Lol
He has a special set of skills...that allows him to sit in weird places
Good Morning. I’m Luke. I Ran And Got On The School Bus With My Hooman Brother. I Wouldn’t Get Off So My Mom Had To Get On The Bus With Her Pajamas And Slippers On To Get Me. She Says Shame On Me But It Was Fun. Sorry. Not Sorry
im sorry i skipped past the text just to look at that CUTE FREAKING FACE
Why won't you let him get an education? Are you afraid that he will be smarter than you? There are laws against denying your children an education.
This Asshole Loves To Bite At Lumps Under The Blankets. Sometimes It’s A Hand, Sometimes It’s A Testicle.
My New Puppy Foofie Bean Is A Serial Sock Snatcher & Whenever I Tell Her Off For It, This Is The Look I Get! #shameher!
Well, it looks like it could be Dobby in disguise and Dobby wants a sock!
My friend's dog not only steals socks but also eats and regurgitates them
These Two Tried To Make Friends With A Porcupine! $1200 And 6 Hours At The Vet Later... This Was The Husband And Mines Friday Night Date Night...
Awww be careful because they often don't learn. I've know doggos that have done this again and again.
Gentleman Jack Offering His Services As A Waste Disposal
so the good boi can offer his service as waste disposal?! :D
Load More Replies...Shame Him!!! He Weighs 180 And Has Zero Concept Of Personal Space!!! King George Thinks He's A Rat Terrier
That's funny, because my granny once had a Terrier who was convinced that he was a Great Dane (or some other dog that was far bigger than him.)
Handsome! Is he a mastiff mix? Or a Great Dane-they are notorious lap sitters!
Shame This Butthole For Drinking My Coffee This Morning. It Was French Vanilla
HOOOZ THE CUTEST??? HOOZ THE CUTEST??? YOU ARE!! YOOOOOO ARE!!!
As I’m Making Dinner This Boy Was Standing At My Feet Whining And Begging For The Food I Was Cooking... I Told Him To Go Lay Down.. A Few Minutes Later I Turn Around From The Stove And See Him Laying On The Kitchen Table
Beagles are hungry all the time. Ours now is on a very strick diet and has to lose 15 lbs.
You're All Proud Of Me, Right???
Lmaooo, look, i destroyed a box of tampons! You're proud of me right
uh yeah it is. They swell when wet. This has all the makings of a very expensive surgery
Load More Replies...Yeah, mine raided the ones in the trash...he now has a zipper from throat to balls and I have a $2600 credit card charge.
you and I know they aren't just cardboard and the cellulose swells when it gets wet which is how it absorbs things, plus the string, both of which can cause serious GI problems
Load More Replies...Hopefully He Learned From Last Year!
Lulu, Are You Eating A Ballerina Or Is That My Darn Loofah?!
My first thought was: This is what I thought of that silly Halloween costume you bought me.
Load More Replies...Ballerina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HELP IM BEING EATEN!!
Loki Giving Me Attitude For Not Letting Him On The Couch. Shortly After This Picture Was Taken He Peed On The Floor #puppylife
Want to pee on the floor? Sure sweetheart, go ahead, love you!
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This Is Dixie. Dixie Is Using Our Outdoor Water Bowl As Her Personal Pool. If Dixie Thinks That Springtime In Texas Is Hot, She’s In For A Surprise This Summer.
So you make sure that there is plenty of fresh water for the dogs to drink all year round and you invest in a paddling pool for them to cool down in when it gets 'Texas hot' during the summer (as well as providing plenty of cooler, shady places for them to relax in).
The other dog is watching and thinking “really again can I just have some water”
This Is My Dog Bentley. This Isn't My House.
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$230.86. In Case Anyone Was Wondering, That's How Much It Costs To Have The Vet Remove A Thorn From The Tip Of Your Dog's Penis. I Say This As Lovingly As Possible....this Asshole.
Sorry for dog, he is such adorable fella, but...this is hilarious! :)))
My Humans Bought A New House 3 Weeks Ago. The Neighbours Have Already Boarded Up The Gaps In The Fence Because Even Though I Know Them And Show Them Affection When They Visit I Scare The Hell Out Of Them When They Go To Hang Out Washing!!! Seems My Smile Is As Intimidating As My Bark. Shame Me!
"Baskerville" if you had forgotten the Sherloch Holme's story.
Load More Replies...that face is like when your crush likes your best friend, your happy for him and you want to kill him
I know two pitbulls (cooper and mia) cooper like to smile like that when he's happy and its scary as hell if you don't know him he's also a jumper but very friendly.
Shame #liamneeson For Being Sexy When We Are Trying To Watch A Film.
Ella Didnt Get The Memo That She Is Supposed To Be A 'Posh' Breed ( Pomeranian, But Really Very Hard To Tell At This Point) She Is An Adult Now And Really Hasnt Changed.. Smelly Cow Pat? What A Hoot! Kangaroo Poo? I'm In It! I Get Revenge With Her Post Bath Sulks
I’ve never had to wash kangaroo poo out of a dog’s fur because I don’t live in Australia but I assume it’s a bit like bigger opossum poop, which is really gross
I'm Trying To Enjoy My Morning Coffee And #liamneeson Is Over Here Like....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! ALIEN DOOOG!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPPPPPPP
Freakin Hercules! Sat On My Cake!! He Doesnt Even Care.
I hope your cat survived.. isn't chocolate poison for cats too? (Asking, I know it is for dogs)
He said the cat sat on the cake not ate some of it
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“Hi I’m Sam.. A 3 Month Old Puppy Growing Like A Weed. My Momma Said I’d Get Too Big To Get Back Out From Under The Deck Soon. So I Thought About Listening To Her For Once.” Narrator: *he Did Not Listen To Momma*
My dog did that with the couch, and all 5 of us had to lift the couch up so she could get out, now she only sticks her head under there
My dog did that with the couch and just KEPT DOING IT. I had to block off both ends with piles of things in the end. it was higher at the back than the front so he could get under but he couldn't figure out how to reverse to get back out. He'd stick the tip of his nose out the front edge and cry and you had to move the couch for him. He knew we'd always get him out so why bother staying away from it?
Load More Replies...I Have Not Eaten Alone In 3 Years. Also, This Is Ryder, And He Is 3 Years Old Lol
Welcome to pet parenthood. Bet you haven’t gone to the bathroom alone in three years either.
This Is Oliver, Highly Offended For Being Blamed For Destroying Another Rug! This Was Before I Joined This Group So He Has Not Been Properly Shamed! Oliver 3 Rugs 0
ahh yes a very civilized man, ohh look at the way hes sitting ahh ery gentleman like
When Your Wife Is A Cop And The Pups Get In Trouble!
Oh How I Love My Golden.
Time to die. Bye world! my dog one ate a chicken bone. he survived tho!!
My dog ate 3 sticks of butter and threw up pure butter. My apartment smelled like cake. My dog walker brought my groceries and left them all in the ground. I’m lucky it was just the butter.
My Xoloitzcuintle stole a stick of butter off the counter his first night with us and ate it... He kept vomiting and eating it again all night long. I'm also glad he did not get sicker.
Load More Replies...Pet Shaming
Pfft hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! OMG hate my brain for immagining that
Load More Replies...Nothing Going On Here, Please, Enjoy Your Dinner. No Need To Feel Bad. Ps. I Am Peeling Asparagus. This Is Bora
Who Did It?
one looks sad (for being busted i guess) one doesn't give a bark and the last one tries to look as innocent as possible
Simultaneously, the two dogs on the right raise their paws and point at the third.
My Name Is "Not Again Cosworth" Sometimes It's "Cosworth Ffs Get Off That ". ..just As Well It Was For The Dogs Anyway..
Time to choose a cabinet to thaw your meat in... and train your dog to stay off the counters.
Why isn't that ketchup in the fridge? Also, what's salad cream? Should it be in the fridge?
Dogs shouldn't be eating chicken like that, much less raw chicken. I don't like to get all serious on posts like this, but this just made me so uncomfortable.
Kitty Ate The Wall. She. Ate. The. Wall.
Is Also Wondering About The Possibility A Bacon Treat For Doin’ Such A Heck Of A Protekk.
Dad was on a super important audio Zoom call with all of his upper management from work, but Charlie saw the UPS truck stop outside the house and decided to start borking like a belligerent f’ing maniac for about 3 minutes straight. Foaming at the mouth and everything like some sort of rabid, post-apocalyptic wolf type creature.
When asked to give a brief statement on the incident, Charlie simply borked,
“....and I’d do it again. Anything to protekk my house and my humans from the grave dangers of delivery trucks.”
Zero remorse for his behavior. Zero.
Is also wondering about the possibility a bacon treat for doin’ such a heck of a protekk.
Maybe you should get the delivery guys to feed him his bacon - it might stop the violence.
Lulu Ran Away With The Bowl That Belongs To The Neighbor’s Dog And Politely Returned It 15 Minutes Later.
Better get a stainless steel bowl or a used/discarded cooking pan...
Someone Ate The Cheeseballs. "It Wasn't Me Momma" The Guilt. The Shame. This Was 2 Years Ago But Just Found This Wonderful Group And Had To Share!
So I guess you had to use some industrial-strength scissors to cut that off pooches' head.
This Is From Last Year Before I Knew About This Group! Ivy (Blue Nose Pit) Has Major Separation Anxiety And Is A Master Escape Artist... Dvds And Playstation Games Destroyed And Couch Ripped Up. Bane (Rottweiler) Doesn’t Like When You Yell At His Sister So He Sits Next To Her For Moral Support
I recommend crating them whenever you’re gone. I have an 85 lb lab/rotty mix and a 60 lb lab/doby mix. Only took one similar incident to make me realize the error of my ways!
Ok no horrible idea. If their that bad, you should never crate them. My doggo had separation anxiety too and she literally ripped the bars off the front to the point where she was able to get her head through and most of her front through them. She almost ripped her claws off. Poor baby. We just leave our dog in an empty room in the house. She's old And has a weak bladder so we have hardwood and her bed also a couple blankets to comfort her and we play music in that room during thunderstorms so she can't hear it as well. (Yes she had issues she was shot as a puppy, and was bought to be a hunting dog, guess what? Gun shy too) horrible idea on the crate. Also if you get one you'll have to replace it every so often if you just designate a room then less money would ultimately be spent. Put a baby gate in the doorway so they can see out when you get home too
Load More Replies...Yup... agree 100% with the crating idea/ They can be next to each other... one larger than the other :D
Roast This Turd. This Is Lucky. He Gains Weight Very Easily. So I’ve Cut Back On His Food And Now He Acts Like His Starving. So I Wanted To Try Green Beans As Fillers, But He Hates Veggies. So I Chopped Them Up And Mixed A Raw Egg In Because He Loves Raw Egg. I Was Excited To See If It Worked. It Did Not. He Even Cleaned The Egg Off The Green Beans
Carrots have too much natural sugar in them for dieting dogs. You need leafy greens. Mine loves brussel sprouts, broccoli, and cauliflower. Anything he can crunch basically.
Load More Replies...The dog looks to be the size where he should be receiving three cups of kibble a day. But this is a picture so it’s harder to tell, and it’s just an estimate. You should always talk to your vet before putting your dog on a diet because you could actually be hurting them when you think you’re helping them.
Always check with your vet! My dog loved frozen green beans, but had to switch when she developed kidney problems.
My Mom Says I Need To Wear Underwear... My Berries Keep Getting In The Way...
Unless you’re planning to stud him, the berry’s should go. It only increases his risk of testicular cancer in later years otherwise. You can verify this with your Vet.🤷♂️😏
I think some owners think that they need to keep the dog intact... maybe some men are transferring their own anxieties onto their pet? Neutering or spaying your pet is the best idea- we don't need any more unwanted litters!
Load More Replies...See That Tongue It Was Almost In The Pot. Shame This Jerk.
Wolfhound, my favourite breed! But I guess it is impossible to prevent them from touching objects on kitchen counter :D
I'd be asking it to pass me items from the top cupboards!
Load More Replies...A dog can be trained to stay out of a specific room. But maybe he's too old.
87 posts later and I'm still looking for the rest of it. Very cute and intelligent good boys and girls and Co.
Your punctuation isn’t so hot either. Missing Caps, hyphens, commas and any number under 10 is written out.
Load More Replies...Yeah the combination of typos with the hard to read PARAGRAPH of font in the titles is kind of hard on me too, honestly.
Load More Replies...87 posts later and I'm still looking for the rest of it. Very cute and intelligent good boys and girls and Co.
Your punctuation isn’t so hot either. Missing Caps, hyphens, commas and any number under 10 is written out.
Load More Replies...Yeah the combination of typos with the hard to read PARAGRAPH of font in the titles is kind of hard on me too, honestly.
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