29 Times People Online Actually Got Revenge On Their Bullies And It Was Sweet Like Honey
Bullying is horrible. Whatever the age, it is an oppressive act that should always be stopped. However, when intervention from the outside isn’t enough, the victims of bullying sometimes tend to take things into their own hands, which can get a little messy. Most people would probably say that seeking active revenge against your bullies is most certainly not a great avenue to pursue when it comes to securing wellbeing, but there are people out there who’ve done it and walked away happy and proud.
Someone on the r/AskReddit subforum raised a question related to this exact matter. They asked “People who took revenge on their bully, what happened?” and the internet responded with numerous stories about how all kinds of people managed to overcome their various oppressors.
The question collected 5.9k upvotes and prompted 4.3k comments. Scroll down to see all kinds of situations ranging from small, yet clever revenge to outright wild scenarios.
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I learned how to fight, then beat the hell out of him.
He left me alone from then on.
Got in trouble with the school, but when they called my dad to tell him I was fighting, he said "Yeah, I bet. I paid for the lessons. Was it that little s**t who's been bullying him?"
I did not get in trouble at home.
I wish. My parents would have been like “Oh you gonna get it, but hey you beat up a bully so congrats but f**k u
Load More Replies...I beat up a boy in 5th grade for standing on a gopher turtle. No trouble at all. He was the most popular guy in H.S., and after graduation he died with a needle in his arm.
Load More Replies...I remember getting even with the guy who used to bully me in high school. My mother got me martial arts lessons because of it and I put them to good use by smacking that bastard as hard as I could in the nuts and walking away. Didn’t get into trouble and he left me alone after that.
My brother did this. He earned a third degree black belt in Taekquando. His bullies ganged up on him and started a fight just once...he was never bullied again.
I knew how to fight, but because of abuse at home, I hated to be that guy. My bully got away with it frequently. One morning he started, I never said a word. Beat his face to a pulp. Black eyes, broken noses split lips. Blood on the floor. Got called into vice principals office, told me I could have killed the kid. I responded, saying, I just did to him in one moment what he has been doing all year and the school never did anything so I did. After school the next day, the father of that POS threatened me. I calmly told him I could take more pain than he could and would deliver twice as much. Never bothered again. 50 years later have never been in a fight. Walked away from several. People I do not know, their opinions mean sh*t. People I do know, if they do not like it, F**k off.
One thing you learn about martial arts is absolute control over yourself. Even beating someone senseless is controlling yourself
Load More Replies...Beat up a kid in 8th grade for picking on me and making fun of my mom. I had told my parents, and the bus driver (it happened on the bus every day) that I would be beating him up on Friday if he kept at it. He did. I beat his ass. Faced zero consequences. The bus driver didn't even look. It was epic
Similar.. I was bullied in high school, black belt in Karate but never fought back until the spat on me. Then I beat the crap out of him. My parents ended up coming to the school and tearing them a new one for constantly ignoring our complains. I only got one detention where the teacher told me my bully was douche bag haha
You didn't deserve any of that, either-including detention, but yay for the teacher, too!
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Bullied in middle school for having fascination with foreign language, liking classical music, being out of shape and gay. I am now fluent in 6 languages, and will soon be privately recording 5 Mozart concertos and 17 Chopin solos, and have the greatest and most handsome man you've ever seen by my side.
Whenever I have the greatest and most handsome man you'd ever seen by my side he invariably gets off at a different stop or changes seats 😕
Stop hating people for who they're attracted to! It's not a choice!
This girl, Saura (f**k you saura), left me death threats in my phone when I was in high school. This was after I attempted suicide by overdose because of severe bullying and depression. The whole school knew because one teacher opened their mouth, and she used this to her advantage.
So what did I do when she left about 10 voice messages on my phone?
I had her arrested for harassment. So not only did her parents find out she was a bully when the cops showed up at her house, but they showed her parents the log of messages she would also text to my phone. Have fun being the disappointment!
What about this girl's parents?!?!!? I mean I am glad the bully got caught by the cops but let me tell you... it would only take ONE bad message to my kid and I would be mama bear in full effect!!! My child knows she can come to me so that hopefully she would never feel the need to commit suicide. As parents we have to be there for our kids!!!
Ok this teacher needs a talking to. You do NOT “slip” on confidential info like this because this stuff happens!! Glad you were find and kicked Sarah’s a** tho :)
I was a tubby ugly kid who was stuck upside down in the school bin by this group of "cool" bully girls. Fast forward 20year, went through the ugly duckling stage, got rid of the train tracks, lost 2 stone and grew to 6ft. School reunion ...... cool bully girls turned into short, dumpy middle aged squawking women and genuinely unhappy with life. Enough Karma for me when they tried to make small talk and I told them that their ugliness at school now showed on their faces.
Sounds like something we would say. After all, I also have the word tattooed on me. Be kind to the staff!
Load More Replies...All you had to do is show up. I don't begrudge you what you said, I would have been tempted myself, but I have had much more success just being happy in front of them. And being nice to them. They don't know how to handle it.
Oh yes, I was quite satisfied with the old looking, dumpy, wrinkled, greying "popular" girls who ignored me in high school.
When I was a kid, one of my "Friends" liked to bully me. We played soccer together. He'd shove me, trip me for no reason, and one day as we were standing in line for a soccer passing drill (each kid runs the drill one after the other), he shoved me. Without thinking, and with all the parents watching, I turned in one motion and socked him square in the jaw, after which he fell over crying.
My coach had seen his past behavior and made me run one single lap around the field. That was it.
Years later my dad, who was on the sidelines near this kid's dad, said the dad saw me slug his kid in the jaw, and just said to his wife "good, that little s**t needed to learn some manners"
Gee, ever think that was your job, a*****e?
That is the parents job but at least they didn't try to defend the bully. Some parents do even when their kid is wrong and then no one can teach them a lessson
I told my three kids when they were in elementary school that if they ever had a bully that they couldn't handle (and I imbued them with life skills to handle tough situations) to let me know and I'd take care of it. I also told them that if any of them ever bullied someone that I'd hold them in place and let the kid they were bullying beat the snot out of them. They never bullied anyone and never had troubles getting bullied.
Load More Replies...I have to be honest, sometimes the parents do all they can and the kids are still bullies, some kids just get in with the wrong crowd
sometimes its really hard to teach your kid stuff, especially if what they need to start realizing the importance of the lesson is one good shock, like an actual and immediate consequence. parents can't always do that.
Parents job but some kids will only understand the lesson to not bully anyone by getting a good sound beating from their victim.
If I was one of the other kids, I would've yelled "Goal!" the whole time the kid was running the lap.
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I had a few bullies who were physically abusive. One of them decided it would be funny to try and beat me up while his brother played lookout (also known as gang up on me if I started to get the upperhand). Unfortunately for him, my older brother saw what was happening and pulled everyone apart and let me and the bully just fight one on one.
I smashed his face into a metal fence. He was far less willing to pick on me when he realised I wasn't afraid of actually hurting him.
I have 2 smaller brothers, and there were 3 brothers in same area, roughly our age (so the oldest was year older than me, the middle one was year older than our middle one and the youngest were same age) for short period they did pick on my brothers, but when I caught the younger ones I pretty roughly stopped them and threw them to the "ditch" near by (no one was hurt) next day their big brother comes huffing and puffing to me in school and gets in my face, I threw him as hard as I can to the floor right in the middle of the hallway, he was gasping for air but not hurt.. after that those brothers did not pick on my brothers :)
It's like we tell our kids... you don't start fights, but if someone fights with you, FINISH IT!
similar story with siblings here. Middle one is the tough guy. On a bus one day there's a bully going at our youngest sibling. Middle bro grabs bully by the neck and slams his face into the window and says "If you even speak to him again I will kill you." That was the end of it.
In 6th grade there was this guy who was as horrid of a human as you can imagine. He treated me like garbage day in and day out. One day he is sitting next to me and clearly started cheating off my test, I noticed and started filling in incorrect answers. I then get up like I had aced it and go to turn it in, but made sure he was in front of me in line to hand it to the teacher. He hands his in, I turn around and go back to my desk to fill in the correct answers. Dude failed math that quarter. Suck it Bully.
that's why you don't copy, 100% well done. You both taught him a life lesson and got away with it, plus getting rid of the bully.
and they didnt do anything that could get them in trouble
Load More Replies...A classmate of mine always ask me the answer of teachers question and raise her hand to answer it loudly as if it was her answer . I grew tired of her and gave her the wrong answer instead and watch her embarrassed herself, then raise my hand and answer correctly. She never did it again after that
I saw my bully at the bar. He didn't even recognize me. I followed him out of the bar, and called him in for driving under the influence. As he was going through the sobriety test with the police, I slowly drove by, honked my horn, made eye contact, and flipped him off.
It was epic.
This is awesome, some revenge and got a drink driver off the roads!
I think, if you slowly pass by police officers, honk and then flip off, you'd be pulled over and written up for good measure.
The best part is OP might have saved their bullies life and others, this is great.
Any recommendations for a freshman getting harassed by her ex boyfriend (who, by the way, told two of her suicidal friends to to kill themselves) and his friends (one of which told me I was the reason for my parents divorce, one called me a gay ass queer and a b***h because I said I support the lgbtq community, and the other who told me to go kill myself)?
THIS IS PERFECT OMG IF I SAW THIS ON THE STREETS I WOULD LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD
I don't think it's that funny. The bully could die in an accident or kill somebody.
She gave me my order at Dairy Queen. She asked how I was doing and I told her: Getting a mortgage, engaged, about to graduate with a BS...
Asked her how she was doing.
"Well... I'm here, so..."
It was deliciously awkward.
I don't know why you get downvoted. People on here are like "minimum wage workers are struggling and doing what they can, they deserve to be paid a living wage". While at the same time they're like, "You're struggling while I'm doing well, you peasant!, muhahahahah". I just don't get it.
Load More Replies...This is kinda tacky and icky. It's like the OP is reaching for something to boast about by making someone else feel lower. What I know of people who were mean to others is they were going through some s**t in their life. Abuse, neglect, unstable parents. They didn't have the maturity to understand nor know how to deal with it in a healthy way. You don't know what kinds of crap they've already endured. You likely barely knew their whole life at all. I hate to break it to you, but revenge is not a medicine to cure your bad times of being picked on in school. Pride is a crux of the insecure, so by going to your bully and bragging about your wealth (more like huge-ass debt), plans to get married (another huge expense), and post-secondary education (more big debt) like it's something she should envy you're acting no different than a bully. Her reacting has a multitude of contexts that have nothing to do with your interpretation of humiliation.
Posting this as a "good revenge" is certainly not classy. Says more about the poster than she thinks it does.
Load More Replies...So as an adult it amused you that your life is seemingly better than your former bully's life. Having been horribly bullied from elementary through high school I know how it feels. However as an adult while I'll always dislike my former bullies I wish no ill will towards them. What happened happened, and though I didn't realize it then it made me tough in a good way. It's difficult to hurt my feelings now.
Ahh yes, college snobs looking down on the working class. Gotta love it.
I feel like some of these people help onto schoolyard grudges for WAAAAYYYY too long.
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Load More Replies...Honestly, being humble is the best revenge. I wouldn’t make anyone who bullied me 10 years ago feel less than. Chances are, serving you was enough revenge.
About to be saddled with debt, rolling the dice on a relationship contract with a 50% success rate, and about to have to start repaying student loans…. Vs. Working with ice cream. I think DQ won this round.
Not exactly revenge, but there was this kid who would pick on me in 5th grade. I just started being super nice to him, and after a while I guess he realized he was being a d**k. We became good friends until he moved away a couple years later.
Somehow being nice to a mean bully confuses them so much. I love seeing the quizical look when they realize how dumb they are being.
Load More Replies...My dad always said "just remember to be kind and everything will fall into place" he is right, it always does
I have a niece that's into a very hi class school, so i become worried she got the Mean Girls vibe, so everytime we saw eachother and after we say our goodbyes it tell her "Be kind" and looks like it works, she's a very kind soul.
Load More Replies...I was bullied, then we played Russian roulette with a nerf gun. Now we are great friends
Inhad a guy bully me for maybe 7 years scince I was 5. After we got into secondary school he become less agresive to me. We've been best friends for more than 35 years.
Some times kids are bullies because their lives are pretty crappy. That's what some of them need. Kindness. But not all bullies fall in this category!
I beat the crap out of the guy that bullied me mercilessly. It was the first and only time I did that, but I won't lie, it felt good. Considering who he turned out to be, maybe I should have finished the job. I agree with the "kindness" tactic. It was very mature of you and definitely the better choice. I am not proud of what I did (maybe a little bit), but this guy had no redeeming qualities, so I put it behind me.
I was bullied by literally everyone around me teachers included from kindergarten through graduation from high school. My mother always told me to "kill them with kindness" and "turn the other cheek" I'm lucky to have survived my childhood, they were relentless. If I ever see anyone from school ever again it will be too soon and a VERY bad day for them.
One of my relatives became good friends with a bully by helping him with his schoolwork because "I thought he needed a friend". (Different strategy when she was bullied by some mean girls: she drew a portrait of the leader and stabbed it in front of her. That sent the leader running in terror to the teacher - but the clique left her alone after that)
I was in 4th grade and had been bullied by a kid named Rocky, swear to God that was his name lol, who was in 6th grade. Any way he would trip me, knock books out of my hands, punch me etc....
One day out on the playground he pushed me into the merry go round while it was spinning, I was rolled around inside it while people were trying to stop it. The whole time he's laughing at me.
I get pulled out and I'm scraped up pretty good, get taken to the office to get patched up. Teachers ask what happened, I told them I fell.
Went back outside and saw him standing there with his buddies, I ran as fast as I could toward him and punched him as hard as I could in the face, broke his nose and just stood there looking at him ready to fight. His buddies told him to leave me alone and I never got picked on again at school.
I did pretty much the same, a girl and her two buddies would pick on me, then once I saw her on her own in the hallway at school. I was PMSing so used it to my advantage and was verbally aggressive towards her. She left me alone after that.
Sad reality is that lots of bullying goes unaddressed until the one being bullied lashes back. "No proof, kids will be kids, you are overreacting, have you tried to discuss with them.." It sucks but sometimes physical violence seems to be the only answer for physical violence.
Load More Replies...Sri Lanka!!! Its in the same universe! I go to a school there, and it has grade 1 to 13 in the same school.
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Some asshole kept bugging me on the bus in 8th grade. I completely ignored him at first. He would get in my face and call me ugly, stupid and throw paper balls at me. One day he was sitting behind me telling me how ugly and fat I was and I lost it. I got up and starting slapping him. Like open handed b***h slapping this kid. I did that for like two minutes and then sat back down. The whole bus started laughing at him and the bus driver laughing his a** off too told the guy to p**s me of again so I would slap him again. That kid NEVER bothered me again. It was great
Lol, reminds me of a story from when I was little. I beat a bully with an umbrella. The bus driver asked my big sister why she didn’t stop me. She said, “Because she was winning”.
If I was on the bus I would laugh so hard at that bully. If I was on that bus I’d join u 😉
LMFAOOOOOOOO. B***h my $20, 40,60,80, b***h where’s my money!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m cryingggggg
You do realize he hasnt done anything different then any other countries right? You also realise that the vaccination passports (for stores, restaurants etc), masks, store restrictions, gathering restrictions and everything else that affects the majority of Canadiens are PROVINCIAL mandates, which have nothing to do with the federal government.
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Little late to the party but I'll share.
This happened in first grade. I had a bully who would tease me, knock me down, and push me around. One day I was on the jungle gym and he pushed me off. I fell, broke my arm, and had to get stitches above my eye.
When I came back to school the next Monday I walked up to him, on the playground, and swung my cast right at his face; breaking his nose.
After that he left me alone.
I hit a bully with my cast in 4th grade. Clonked him right on top of the head. It worked!
I was being bullied at school and it got to the point where I was sick to my stomach going to school everyday. Finally, one day I decided I would rather get beat up and get it over with than keep going on this way. When my bully started in on me at the playground with three other girls backing her up, I just let out all that frustration and basically went psycho and said come on let's do this! She totally backed down. Apparently, all of her harassment was her just joking with me and why was I taking it so seriously.
Shrödinger’s douchebag: it’s 100% serious, but turns into ”just a joke” immediately if there are any consequences.
All that harassment was by an insecure coward who probably needed to pick on others to feel better about herself.
I've been bullied by a so-called mate at the age of 40. For about 4yrs his nickname for me was "AIDS". Why? Because I happened to mention that the black girl who worked at store near us was absolutely gorgeous. She was stunning. And his racism was such that he thought black people were solely responsible for AIDS. I haven't spoken to that douche in years
"It was just a joke" .... yeah, that's why I was bleeding... Ugh! I hate that.
Not a joke. I am middle aged and still feel the effects of severe bullying from school and at home. It permanently changed me.
Same. And it still happens, has been happening very frequently-more in the past 24 yrs.-since age 7('78) in 2nd grade. By so many.
Load More Replies...Had something similar happen when I was in 8th grade. One day I had had it, and slammed my desk chair to the ground. Bully ran away in a flash and never bothered me again. Guess she decided it wasn’t work getting beaten senseless—-by someone with a s**t ton of pent up rage—-with one of those really heavy wood and metal chairs schools used to have (I think they switched to plastic a couple years later—-which I think they have yet to realize can have sharp edges when broken).
Similar to me, I had enough and stood up to her, she freaked and left me alone after that
Got in trouble. Everyone knew he was the bully and so did the teachers, so one day he was picking on me, and I punched him. Got sent to the principles office, blah-blah usual stuff, the principle told me that I had to right an apology letter, so I did, and because I was 6, my handwriting sucked (and still does) When I handed the bully the letter he said to me "Your handwriting sucks," so I punched him again.
The letter writing was an early lesson in how the judicial system doesn't always work.
I graduated and they are either drug dealers, in jail, or dead.
I feel this one. In high school everyone thought I was going to blow up the school because I was a loner and kept to myself, and they made sure I knew I wasn't welcome. But I kept to myself because I was poor at a school full of rich kids and terrified they'd notice I only owned one pair of pants. There was one beautiful, kind girl who was nice to me and pushed back against everyone else when they were terrible, which earned her plenty of grief. I graduated, then went to college, grad school, great career... I ran into the worst offender before COVID and he'd just moved back into his rich parents house while on parole. And I know how made up this sounds, but I ended up marrying the wonderful girl who was kind to me and we've been married for 15 years. Thanks bullies, for giving me a reason to focus!
You should write an autobiography. It would be great. I'd read it for sure.
Load More Replies...on of my old junior high bullies will be getting out of prison in a few years
He confronted me in the hall and grabbed my shirt trying to be threatening, I bent his thumb backward to meet his wrist. He wore a cast to the school dance and was picked on for being the looser 8th grader who got his thumb broken by a 6th grader. Needless to say I wasn't picked on after that.
What school can you purposefully break fingers and not be in trouble? Lord of The Flies Memorial High?
A bully grabbed my friend by the shirt and tried to fight him so I smashed his face against the wall. Funny thing was all three of us were late to class and the only people in the hallway. BUT I WASNT F*****G DONE. I went to my friends art class during lunch break and filled a bottle of glitter with spiders from the bleachers at gym. After school, I ran up to the bully and dumped the entire thing into his hood😂😂😂😂 it was the ducking best
What is with the pic? That has literally nothing to do with this at all!
I went to a Boys only secondary school and was THE kid to pick on. Even the nerds who had a good day in the computer lab felt it was acceptable. All because of my history of Absence Epilepsy made me look like a tit nearly every day.
I'd had enough, and was moving schools for numerous reasons, including the bullying. This meathead Alex (F**k you Alex) got me in a headlock and started rubbing my scalp and trying to poke my eyes out. This was it, last day at this POS school. No punishments for anything...
From the headlock I grabbed his waist and stood up to bring him upside down (we were on a small steep slope at the edge of our school sports field) and f*****g piledrived him to the mud. Got him in a leg choke and scribbled the word Bully in biro into his forehead. Let him go, grabbed my back and walked out of school, never to be seen again.
OR SO I THOUGHT. I was a season ticket holder at my local football team (soccer) and saw him on the bus to the ground. I looked him dead in the eye the entire ride, still imagining the scribble on his forehead. He could barely look at me. Bullys are just cowards with a thick shell. Break it and they will leave you alone.
In high school, there was a group of kids my age who used to bully me. It was one of the reasons I hated high school so I graduated a year early and went off to our local university.
The next year, I'm walking across campus and one of the guys who was in the group runs up to me, excited to see someone he knew on campus and wanting to know where a certain building was.
Now this was a huge campus. I had classes that I could not get to on time without a bike because the class before it was so far away and we had 15 minutes between classes.
So he's all excited to see me and asking directions, which I gladly provided. /s
Yeah, he didn't get to his class on time. I'm pretty sure he's still looking for that building.
What kind of school just lets you go to university because you hate school?
Apparently it can be done at some uni's but I imagine there are specific requirements, like an entrance exam or a specified acceleration course. I do recall a friend of my sister's was accelerated, but not sure on all the details...
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Not me but a buddy of mine told me this story and it always sticks with me. Guy is named Elias. Another guy in the class calls him Eli-a**. One day he turned and slapped him in the face, shocking him. Then he pointed at him and stared for over 10 seconds, not saying anything.
Never f****d with again.
That's what they all need, a good hard b***h slap. Because that's what they all are - bitches.
I had a bully in middle school name Josh, fat kid 3X the size of my skinny a**. He harassed me daily for 2 years, insults, pushing and punching. One day, I was on a friends shoulders on the playground he comes up to rip me down and grabs the neck shirt and gold chain at the same time. Of course he breaks my chain, I snapped; gave him one good karate chop to the side of his neck which dropped him like a sack of bricks. I didn't even get in trouble since the office knew about his constant bullying.
If the office knew then they should have taken action, not let it continue
Have you not met a school administrator? Schools do jack sh*t about bullying
Load More Replies...This is very true. You would think they would get in the same trouble as someone getting into a fight or something but they just receive warnings and stuff. Nothing more they just basically talk to them.
Fake. Karate chop. Really. Even if it was in the 80s the police would have had to be notified as this would be in line with attempting pressure point knockouts. It would have been an assault case and no school would accept liability for not disclosing that as it can cause death, brain damage or stroke. This antibully is the same idea as stabbing with a knife and honestly it would be an attempted murder which depending on state may have had you tried as an adult. This is literally the first thing they teach you about martial arts is that using them is akin to a weapon and should not be used because angry
I waited until we were both 30, then let him serve me at Burger King.
I'm glad you felt better, however, this also happens the other way. I was bullied unapologetically and I also had a rough home life. Years later I worked part time at Target to help with college. And one of the kids who bullied me came in with a diamond on her hand and tried to order me around as she spent buckets on decor for an engagement party. I got a coworker to help her instead but on the way out she turned to her sister and said she knew I'd never be anything. She not only degraded me with that attitude but everyone else with that job as well. And some of those people are absolutely wonderful. Maybe where he works isn't what you should look down on but whether or not he's still the same kind of person. My bully has a rich husband and doesn't have to work but she's still rotten.
I agree, honest living is honest living. Not everyone is 'blessed' with financial luck or spouse/companion. Being rich mentally is priceless too.
Load More Replies...This one grossed me out, honestly. For some people, whatever the reason, jobs like this are their only choice. At least they're trying.
Exactly my opinion too! I also always hate it when such an employment is treated as a joke for human failures. Like when teachers hand out applications for burger king to show that their students did poorly on a test... Most people who work at burger king are much less human failures that most pharma-company execs
Load More Replies...Again, I ask, so working at Burger King means you failed in life? Looking down on retail/service sector workers much?
So you'd rather work at Burger King than have a college degree and your dream job? LOL OK DEBBIE.
Load More Replies...People working on minimum-wage jobs shouldn't be seen as revenge for anything. It degrades the job as something that happens as a consequence of being a bad person.
That person was living rent free in your head all this time?
Sooo you're saying your bully works an honest job as an essential employee and you look down on people serving you? Not as cool as you think.
So where do you work..... housewife, retail. Don't judge others making a living as it makes you seem to be the fixated bully
Love that we both got downvoted for asking people to not look down on other people's means of income...apparently there's loads of jerks on this post
Load More Replies...Sometimes people don't even notice when they are the bully. Maybe you are such an example, yourself?
In 10th grade, there used to be a trend called folding, (Or nuggeting is what people are telling me), where you would turn someone's backpack inside out, put everything inside it, then zip tie it. Well, the way I prevented this was to put two 5 pound metal weights inside.
Now, there was one bully that would thrive off of making all negative attention turn to me. "I may have done that, but (me) is stupid" ect. Well, at one point I left the class and came back and this guy folded my backpack. Teacher walks out of the room and the bully turns to me and goes "Hey look, (me) got what he deserved."
Now, I'm not that strong, but I swung that backpack in into his face as hard as I could and knocked him down.
Got suspended, and he tried to keep bullying me. I finally walked up to him and went, "do you want me to snap again?". He stopped after that. Made me so happy.
The power of physical violence, more like. Celebrate it at will.
Load More Replies...Fake assault with a weapon. It wouldn't have been a suspension. Or again at least if it was the 80s or later
Reminds me of Dewey on Malcolm in the middle with the bricks in his purse...
Ok, I posted a comment on an earlier post about my glitter spiders, (I MIGHT MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT IT CUZ IT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME) but one time my friend (same friend from that story) told me that every time that kid teased him, he went to his contacts on his phone and held his finger over the call button on my name
A bunch of us used to do this to each other in high school, but we called it beanpodding. No zipties, though - it was just meant to be a "gotcha" prank, not a total pain in the ass. The goal was to do it quietly and not have them realize until the bell rang. If they were running late, they had no time to undo it, and would have to carry the beanpod to the next class. Good times! :)
Mine's super petty. There was a dude who picked on me in middle school. I was a quiet nerd who didn't bother anyone.
One day the book fair rolls through. He buys a book. He's enjoying it. He's about halfway through.
I steal it.
He complains, I act innocent, the teacher believes me. F**k you, Clay. I still have that book.
Think it’s more the bully getting a taste of their own medicine. Like the folks who end up physically lashing out after constant bullying; doesn’t mean they’re violent, just giving it back.
Load More Replies...I’m curious. What was the name of the book? Just to get an insight into what would interest an unrepentant bully.
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I was your typical looking nerd - scotch tape on my glasses, very high grades, smallish size, building radios in the bus, etc. People tried bullying me more than once, but turns out I got a temper and always fought back. Once a much bigger kid (you know those guys who failed twice in primary school and started puberty before everyone) tried his luck at bullying me by locking me in a locker... (how f*****g cliche I know, I think I'm claustrophobic today because of it). The second I got out, I went into the classroom, walked straight up to him (he was sitting down) grabbed a chair on my way and slammed it on his head. I don't remember much of what happened next because I was in that red state of rage. He never bothered me again and I didn't get in trouble, the teachers loved me and he was a regular bully.
As I read these I continue to wonder why the adults, knowing about the bullying, do absolutely nothing about it???????????????
Apparently they wait for someone to slam a metal chair into a bully?? Df is wrong with schools..
Load More Replies...Outragous and even excessive violence helps, but you do get in trouble for that. I did, more than once. Only one punch went unpunished, because the teacher accepted the reason. That's no excess, not dangerously harmful in most cases, and a lot more than I'd have expected. But also - you may encounter teacher's who simply don't care if they don't have to...
You left out the whole school giving you a standing ovation in the assembly the following day.
I had a temper in middle school too but they loved to f with me until I lost it, until one day I almost disemboweled a classmate with a mechanical pencil (he pissed me off, I lost control and slashed at him with the pencil like a knife and cut his hoodie and shirt to shreds with one slash, if it would be a few millimeters deeper he would have been gutted) after this they stopped f ing with me.
Preschool, this rude boy and his friend used to call me names.
Hit them both upside the head with a wooden block during playtime, still friends with them now.
How does anyone remember anything from preschool? Crap, I don't remember anything that happened yesterday.
But.. that's when you should tell the teacher, as soon as this happens, especially in preschool so behaviour can be curbed more easily... Sorry, teacher voice coming out...
In fifth or sixth grade there was this huge a**, he would push my head into the water fountains, call me fat, all of the stereotypical stuff. Well one day, he asked to go the bathroom, so while he was still there I asked to go as well. After he left, I put some cloth in the sink and turned it on, flooding the bathroom. He got in trouble for it, and I wasn't even a possible suspect because I was probably the nicest kid in that school.
I don’t know if I should comment something positive cause I don’t want it to seem like I’m condoning behaviour like vandalism. You got ur revenge tho
Meh. Revenge is revenge. It is easy to dry, so it’s not too bad, beside, he was a jerk,
Load More Replies...I have a similar, but kinda different story. This was in Year 9 (England, so 14-15 year olds) The kid was new at the time, so he had only been there a few months, but he was kinda shady. For example, he once tried to do an insurance call during lunch break, claiming he fell down the stairs or something. The guy hung up on him bc of how bad his acting was. Anyways, that same week (i think) in Chemistry class (2nd floor), he randomly pulls a bottle of shampoo out of his backpack, pours some of that sh*t on to my hair. Like WTF?! So, I go to wash my hair in the toilets. He follows me in, under the guise of trying to apologise. He then clogs the sink up with TP and then tells me not to snitch. At this point, i'm baffled at his MO. Soon enough, water seeps through down to the office, completely f*cking the elec. Both of us questioned. Obviously i snitched! He got expelled. Turns out he purposely wanted to get a short, temporary suspension , as he got a girl pregnant (or so i heard).
Maaaan the opposite happened to me and my boy. Freshman year high school, a dude we were cool with who happened to have big glasses and people would I guess coin his look nerdy threw like bbq sauce, peaches, and like a mix of s**t at the washroom wall and my and my other bud were like "Brooo... no" Well they use the cameras and call us all down and the dude who did it was like... "Seriously, it was me" and me and my boy who had a bad reputation since grade school were just kinda quiet. The principle (not my "pal") told him that "It was okay, you don't have to cover for them" Lol I was like "The f**k?" in which of course I look like a bigger asshat. Me and my guy never pointed the finger at him but he kept trying to tell the school that it was just his doing... Yet me and my other buddy were the "assholes"
Something I've seen in highschool; bully is taking a dump, victim grabed his pants from under the stall's door and keeps pulling till the guy got on the floor, halfway through it (lower half), ran away with his spoils of war and hid them somewhere. I can't remember seeing that bully ever again.
Is that picture a urinal that graduated uni to become a water fountain?
He just finished being a huge jerk towards me and making fun of me. I was fuming and he turned his back to me.
I hocked up the biggest loogie of my life (does anyone still say that?) and spat it on the back of his stupid leather vest. After my anger had cleared a little bit, I remembered he is a muscular 6'4'' guy and I'm a scrawny little 5'10'' guy. I realized that none of his groupies saw me do it and I backed away.
Later I heard him shouting angrily in the locker room. Luckily he didn't know it was me.
20 years after I last saw him, I found out he started his own business. I left it a bad review on Yelp. Very satisfying.
Unless the OP’s bad review was the straw that broke the camel’s back and forced the business to close.
Load More Replies...Even a small revenge is a revenge, and those who deserve it should have it.
Fourth grade, there was a boy who liked to pull my ponytail. Not a little tug, either -- he'd come up behind me and YANK it. Tried shouting at him, slapping him, even told on him once, but the teacher didn't care. Started wearing a braid instead, which of course he still pulled. After a couple weeks, I went to school with a bunch of straight pins in my braid. One pull, problem solved.
I've got a weird one, the guys I hung out with were all bullied as was I. All boys school and everyone fighting for dominance, used to get stabbed with compasses, punched, all sorts. Anyway, one day, a guy who wasn't a bully started slapping me around the head with a ruler, it wasn't hard just really annoying and I absolutely lost it, grabbed the ruler off and battered him until the red went. He leant into me and said " no one will ever dare touch you again after that". He'd planned it to stop me getting bullied, 14 years old and a master of teen psychology, I'd love to buy him a beer now but he's an archaeologist in Australia so it's unlikely as I'm still UK based. But faaaark, I'll never forget that, utterly selfless.
I got pushed around a lot in elementary/middle school. I had a friend that used to give me light punches and slaps until I slapped her back...She says "Good I've been waiting a year for you to do that. Now stand up for yourself." She never touched me after that and for some reason it actually worked. I'm a pacifist but I will stick up for myself.
Load More Replies...I was bullied at aged 8. I have no idea what happened with her because (aside from little reminders like this article), I haven't given her a second thought in over 30 years. I've moved on and if she has, that's nice. She doesn't get any of my headspace for longer than it takes to type this comment.
Not really revenge (at least not deliberately?) but one time the popular girls brought spicy chilli peppers into class and dared people to eat them they could record them on their phones and laugh at them while they were in pain from the spices. Problem is, I had a higher pain tolerance towards spicy foods than they were expecting (jalapeños are one of my favourite pizza toppings hahaha) so much that they got pissed at me for ruining their video and accused me of not chewing the peppers properly when I didn't show any outward signs of distress.
Not me, but my son. Son was in 8th grade and having a hard time. He was diagnosed borderline autistic, severe ADD, & otherstuff. That's a lot. We're fighting for Sp.Ed , but he had pretty much decided he hated this school, the VP (who we later got fired), most of his teachers (who weren't helping).He got bullied & lived with it. But there was 1 kid that was so bad, he wasn't allowed to sit near my son. One day, the teacher left the room (they weren't to be left alone together) & this kid gets up, & heads right to him. Son told him to leave several times, but this boy kept taunting, hitting & throwing things. He lost his temper when the kid talked about me. He went after him, chased him down the hall & threw him headfirst into lockers. I said he wouldn't be punished at home since they failed to do their job & he was defending his family. VP was livid. Saw the kid a few years ago, 25yo looked strung out. He wouldn't look at son. Karma is a b***h
I used humor to escape bullying. First people were laughing at me. Then I started making jokes about myself and people stopped laughing at me and started laughing with me. Pretty soon we weren't even laughing about me anymore and the bullying was mostly left behind. I realize that it's not this easy for everyone and perhaps I'm oversimplifying but I know a lot of comedians started because they had trouble being bullied or just had trouble with other people in general.
clever but most teenagers are not that psychologically literate.
Load More Replies...Knowing how much bullying there is, and how harmful it is, I just don't understand why schools don't have much more serious policies in place.
Jesus, where to begin? I grew up in a strait up ghetto. I’m a lithe white girl and just couldn’t win. Middle school I listened to hip-hop (genuinely liked it) but was called a ‘wigger’ and ‘poser’. Alrighty then, highschool began and I went back to rock and metal, full on goth. Now I’m the “freak” and “witch”… seriously, could not win. I’m in my thirty’s now and things have changed but holy s**t did those years suck. Many other stories as well.
I wish i had the confidence to do anything like this. It would make my life easier
The guy who bullied me the most ended up being a junkie. As an adult, I can see all of the circumstances that caused him to become a bully, including an abusive home. I just felt so sad for him when I found out. Although I'm still dealing with the issues that he and his cohort caused, I'm the luckier of the two of us.
Fourth grade, there was a boy who liked to pull my ponytail. Not a little tug, either -- he'd come up behind me and YANK it. Tried shouting at him, slapping him, even told on him once, but the teacher didn't care. Started wearing a braid instead, which of course he still pulled. After a couple weeks, I went to school with a bunch of straight pins in my braid. One pull, problem solved.
I've got a weird one, the guys I hung out with were all bullied as was I. All boys school and everyone fighting for dominance, used to get stabbed with compasses, punched, all sorts. Anyway, one day, a guy who wasn't a bully started slapping me around the head with a ruler, it wasn't hard just really annoying and I absolutely lost it, grabbed the ruler off and battered him until the red went. He leant into me and said " no one will ever dare touch you again after that". He'd planned it to stop me getting bullied, 14 years old and a master of teen psychology, I'd love to buy him a beer now but he's an archaeologist in Australia so it's unlikely as I'm still UK based. But faaaark, I'll never forget that, utterly selfless.
I got pushed around a lot in elementary/middle school. I had a friend that used to give me light punches and slaps until I slapped her back...She says "Good I've been waiting a year for you to do that. Now stand up for yourself." She never touched me after that and for some reason it actually worked. I'm a pacifist but I will stick up for myself.
Load More Replies...I was bullied at aged 8. I have no idea what happened with her because (aside from little reminders like this article), I haven't given her a second thought in over 30 years. I've moved on and if she has, that's nice. She doesn't get any of my headspace for longer than it takes to type this comment.
Not really revenge (at least not deliberately?) but one time the popular girls brought spicy chilli peppers into class and dared people to eat them they could record them on their phones and laugh at them while they were in pain from the spices. Problem is, I had a higher pain tolerance towards spicy foods than they were expecting (jalapeños are one of my favourite pizza toppings hahaha) so much that they got pissed at me for ruining their video and accused me of not chewing the peppers properly when I didn't show any outward signs of distress.
Not me, but my son. Son was in 8th grade and having a hard time. He was diagnosed borderline autistic, severe ADD, & otherstuff. That's a lot. We're fighting for Sp.Ed , but he had pretty much decided he hated this school, the VP (who we later got fired), most of his teachers (who weren't helping).He got bullied & lived with it. But there was 1 kid that was so bad, he wasn't allowed to sit near my son. One day, the teacher left the room (they weren't to be left alone together) & this kid gets up, & heads right to him. Son told him to leave several times, but this boy kept taunting, hitting & throwing things. He lost his temper when the kid talked about me. He went after him, chased him down the hall & threw him headfirst into lockers. I said he wouldn't be punished at home since they failed to do their job & he was defending his family. VP was livid. Saw the kid a few years ago, 25yo looked strung out. He wouldn't look at son. Karma is a b***h
I used humor to escape bullying. First people were laughing at me. Then I started making jokes about myself and people stopped laughing at me and started laughing with me. Pretty soon we weren't even laughing about me anymore and the bullying was mostly left behind. I realize that it's not this easy for everyone and perhaps I'm oversimplifying but I know a lot of comedians started because they had trouble being bullied or just had trouble with other people in general.
clever but most teenagers are not that psychologically literate.
Load More Replies...Knowing how much bullying there is, and how harmful it is, I just don't understand why schools don't have much more serious policies in place.
Jesus, where to begin? I grew up in a strait up ghetto. I’m a lithe white girl and just couldn’t win. Middle school I listened to hip-hop (genuinely liked it) but was called a ‘wigger’ and ‘poser’. Alrighty then, highschool began and I went back to rock and metal, full on goth. Now I’m the “freak” and “witch”… seriously, could not win. I’m in my thirty’s now and things have changed but holy s**t did those years suck. Many other stories as well.
I wish i had the confidence to do anything like this. It would make my life easier
The guy who bullied me the most ended up being a junkie. As an adult, I can see all of the circumstances that caused him to become a bully, including an abusive home. I just felt so sad for him when I found out. Although I'm still dealing with the issues that he and his cohort caused, I'm the luckier of the two of us.
