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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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#1
Samee, But Different
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#3
Do You Have One?
#4
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
#5
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#6
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#7
I'm Gonna Use This One
#8
The Third World Refugee
#9
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
somnomania 3 years ago
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
#10
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
#11
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#12
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Jessica Bower 3 years ago
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
#13
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
#14
The Entitlement
#15
What A Good Reply
#16
The Only Reasonable Response
#17
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
#18
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
#19
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
#20
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
Terra Renee 3 years ago
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
#21
British Got No Chill
#22
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
#23
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
#24
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
#25
Educated Comeback
#26
I Could See That Happening
#27
No, No. He's Got A Point
Anna Banana 3 years ago
Well it looks so compelling, especially since up until about 5 years ago most of the LGBTQ+ movies were about gay bashings or AIDS. Clearly queer people who grew up watching these thought to themselves: "THIS is what I want, where do I sign up?"
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Joy Hunter 3 years ago
Actually, depopulating the earth is pretty much the only way to save it.
Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago
My thoughts exactly! Can we please have more non-procreative sex in the world? It will be fun and won’t harm the ozone layer.
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Lazy Panda 3 years ago
Nothing to worry about here, all the lesbians will want to have sex with women.
over it already 3 years ago
Also....a little less overpopulation sounds glorious & would surely do wonders for the environment.
Anna Banana 3 years ago
I thought that was hummus, since all vegan men are gay, right? /s
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Mark Stewart 3 years ago
Idiot of course there'll be someone to have sex with women - the lesbians 🤣.
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
I wouldn't be concerned. There is a lot of STEM on TV and the Internet and you're still a moron.
Martha Meyer 3 years ago
Interesting how "Gay" to this idiot apparently only means "gay men". Because as far as I know all the gay women are still lining up to "have sex with a woman".
PixelShroom 3 years ago (edited)
Sir. I'm asexual. I've never met another person that was asexual. So why am i not gay or strait.
N’Baro Atksteel X377 3 years ago
The guy in red is gay and so far into the closet. "Because nobody will want to have s3x with a woman"
UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
Being gay is clearly be better if all it takes is a glimpse of it for people to rush to it.
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Bam! (They'll also tell you that letting kids celebrate Halloween will turn them into Satanists or witches.)
Per-Ole Sjuve 3 years ago
Seems like he is really strugling not to burst forth from the closet, singing showtunes, after watching so much gay on tv.
Katherine Boag 3 years ago
Um, if everyone is gay, there are plenty of people that will have sex with a woman: all the other women.
Eb 3 years ago
In case no one's noticed, male couples and female couples are actually having kids these days ...
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
My 2 gay nieces have children and now they have grandchildren. I also had a gay brother. He died last year at 88. He and his partner were together for over 60 years.
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SCP-3998 3 years ago
Nvm men not wanting to have sex with women, that wont go away. The issue is that women no longer want to have sex with men. Because of, well...SOOOOOO many (very valid) reasons. Also, hiding your sexuality didnt work out in the 50s, 3/4 of my extended family got divorced because they "realized" they were gay. Meanwhile my 1 gay aunt has been sitting there with her wife since the 40s laughing in happiness. And this Yahoo thinks gay media is an issue. Ok🤦♀️
Just a girl with a brain 3 years ago
I love the argument of ‘gay parents raise gay kids’ bc then if homophobes have gay kids I guess the homophobes have to be gay too
Random Anon 3 years ago
Logic is too difficult for these people. Maybe the concept can be better conveyed with a numbered coloring book.
Cadena Norton 3 years ago
If seeing it ok to be gay makes them gay....they were already gay they were just not afraid to show it
Pangolin Pal 3 years ago
Not to mention, aren't lesbians people who, by definition, want to have sex with a woman? Aha, but there's the reveal -- "no one" will want to have sex with a woman, because women themselves are "no one." Gotcha.
grey galah 3 years ago
Am i the only one who noticed the assumption that all women are straight. Yeah, thanks Queen Victoria
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
I hate this argument so much and love using me or my sister as an example when it’s brought up (we were brought up with a super fun queer upbringing & my mums have been together since 1997) 😆 especially the -kids don’t understand - argument 😆 dumbasses, the only thing ‘the gays’* and LGBT TEACHES YOUNG KIDS IS - always be yourself, love you and treat others good, be who YOU are! (*= my dad uses this term still and it’s funny still as an adult). Also I thank the stars I had a super queer upbringing cos I never struggled with my sexuality or anything they had to deal with in the s**t days because the queer world is just more about acceptance than prejudice
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago (edited)
I'm someone who grew up with hetero things. Cant see straight. (I'll leave lol)
Awsomemom52 3 years ago
I've seen thousands of music videos and listened to even more music... but to this day (53 years old) I can't read music, compose or sing particularly well... weird, isn't it?
Thembisa Shushu 3 years ago
So having hetero-sex is the only way to have children? Depopulation isn't a bad idea actually
Dee Lee 3 years ago
YES - biological sex and "artificial" sex (insemination/tech) are the only ways to produce human offspring to date. Cloning coming up, but we aren't talking about experimental technologies, are we?
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Walter Brameld 3 years ago (edited)
If you think the only thing keeping people from being gay is the belief that it's wrong, then you must yourself be a closeted homosexual. I mean, you just admitted that the only thing stopping you is that you believe it's wrong, am I right?
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 3 years ago
Soo, does that person honestly think that most heterosexuals are not heterosexuals by nature but by societal pressure? Like every dude would actually prefer sex with other men but someone has got to populate the earth, so it's a duty to have unprotected heterosexual sex? Someone is deep in the closet and really hating himself.
ProgHead777 3 years ago
Is this a tacit admission that this person was attracted to members of their own sex but never acted on it because it was stigmatized in popular culture? Think about it.
Ross Hamilton 3 years ago
I'd much rather have a child who is so gay they s**t rainbows than have a child who is so stupid and ignorant that they spew ignorant homophobic b******t like this.
Fanstacia D 3 years ago
Growing up with only hetero media just made an entire community of people vulnerable to anxiety, depression, forced conversion torture and delayed healthy romantic interpersonal development for lack of LGBT2SQAI representation and possibility models.
Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago
If TV worked like that, why is the OP so dumb considering there's so much educational programming out there?
Ali Sherlock 3 years ago
maybe, just maybe having less people on this earth wouldn't be such a bad thing for the planet... plus less ignorant people like you
Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
Personally, I don't think there's enough LGBTQplus on TV. I want to see more.
Alexis minnix 3 years ago
Ok but, my grandma says the exact same thing as the first person. Like she deadass believes gay tv people will turn our kids gay. She also believes if a girl in high school gets pregnant she should be kicked out of the high school Bc if she’s not she will be teaching other people it’s “ok to have pre-marital sex”
InfiniteZero 3 years ago
I too have a question: when I was 7 I saw two women on TV kissing. Why am I not a lesbian?
Mya Lugar 3 years ago
My Mom (now 95) grew up watching almost only westers and boxing when tvs became common, as that was what her father wanted to watch. She has never pulled a gun on me or my siblings,given us a right cross to the jaw, or cooked our beans and coffee over a campfire. Raise your children to think through their decisions and make their own responsible choices for their lives.
Lisa Jarvis 3 years ago
There were gay and intersex people in all of history. WAAAy before TV and internet.
Box Knight 3 years ago
Also, it'd probably be a good thing for us (humans) to die out. The world could actually heal.
Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
Why is this person completely ignoring the fact that gay girls also exist? "No one will have sex with women!" Um yes they will...... lesbians will!
The_many-faced_Cod 3 years ago
By that logic, we need more gays because the earth is in dire need of a good depopulating.
DC 3 years ago
I've looked at a Maserati for about an hour when I met one in the wild. An old one, sixties, a Straight Six masterpiece of an engine ... stopped looking when the owner ran out of time. Sadly, I did not grow a Trident in my pants, so still can't really fill a Quattroporte at once, hahaha. But, seriously ... this is below and beyond every kind of stupidity anyone has any obligation to deal with. Just walk off and let them mumble. Them taking action - that changes this, of course, then counteraction is required. Like, kissing them were their Mama don't dare, and such...
Graham Plested 3 years ago
maybe the idiot who posted this should sit and watch a load of gay porn and see if it it turns them gay?
Michael Cate 3 years ago
if anything this world is overpopulated,we could use a lil bit of depopulization
RafCo 3 years ago
Athenians we're very open to the full spectrum of sexuality. I think they did pretty well for themselves. Not sure if being gay is something which needs to be avoided. Seems like most gay people I know have happy full lives with meaning and purpose. And some even have... Kids! Dun Dun Dun!! Scary Music
Linn Shonta 3 years ago
Why do some people have such a issue with the word “gay”?! If you look it up in Webster dictionary it defines it as “ In or showing a joyous, merry mood; cheerfully lively, given to or abounding in social pleasures.” This is the formal definition of the word! Why do some people have a problem with happiness being described this way? And yes at the end of the definition it is said the informal description is for homosexuals but the original definition is for happiness. Do they have an issue with people being happy & using the term “gay” to describe their happiness? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤦🏼♀️
Marvelous Rex 3 years ago
I don't think he's making the point he thinks he is. The world population in 1950 was around 2.5 billion. It's expected to reach 8 billion by 2024. An unforced population decline would be the best of all worlds.
Tardigrade in space 3 years ago
Bro I agree with the first comment like seriously, please just let me watch my cartoon in peace I dont need all this LGBTQ c**p shoved in my face
APL 3 years ago
Maybe you could try growing up into a functional human instead of staying a twat all your life? Just a thought
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#28
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
#29
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
#31
I Like Tomatoes
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
#32
No You Didn't
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
#33
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
#34
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
over it already 3 years ago
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
#35
Who Needs Kids Anyway
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
#36
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
#38
They Got Nowhere To Be
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
#39
Ink Is Expensive
#40
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
#41
Clever And True
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
#42
That's Gotta Hurt
beesechurger elite 3 years ago
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
#43
But I Need A Vaccine
Random Anon 3 years ago
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
#44
Premature Celebration?
#45
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
over it already 3 years ago
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
#47
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
#48
Poor Darren ?
#49
Owned, Every Single Time
somnomania 3 years ago
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
#50
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
#51
But He Went To Get Milk...
#52
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
#53
It Wasn't Us....
#54
He's Not Wrong You Know
#55
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
#56
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
#57
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
#58
Toxicity Isn't Cute
#59
Because They Get Fired
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
#60
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
#61
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
#62
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
#63
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
#64
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
#65
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
#67
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
#68
Car Thief's Nowadays
#69
Hate Cancel Culture
#70
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
#71
The Scapegoat Concept !
#72
Why Didn't He Try Again????
#73
The Fall Of Rome!!!
#74
Complete F**king Legend
Tatiana Kouzmanoff 3 years ago
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
#75
He Held That One In
#76
People Are Savages
#77
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
That’s a great comeback lmao first person was a entitled b***h bag
#78
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
#79
Another One From Cringetopia
#80
Love That Disney Channel!!!
#81
Oh How The Turn Tables….
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
#82
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
#83
Ironic, Isn't It?
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.
#84
He “Died” At 33…
#86
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
#87
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
#88
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
#90
Compound Interest
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
#91
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
#92
Hands & Feet
#93
Is This A Comeback? Idk
#94
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
#95
Insert Funny Title
#96
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
#97
Would've Never Thought Of That
#98
This Must Be Nice
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
#99
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
#100
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
#101
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
#102
Equality In A Nutshell
phil blanque 3 years ago
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
#103
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
#104
Right Here Waiting For You
#106
Double Standards
Tom Hanlin 3 years ago
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
#107
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
#108
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
#109
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
#110
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
#111
Copy And Paste Attack
#112
Chad Mod At Work
#113
I Don't Know You
#114
Cant Think Of A Title
#115
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
#116
Destruction 100
WhyAmIHere 3 years ago (edited)
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
#119
Sigma Male Spotted
#120
Elon Musk Has A Son??
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
#121
Breakup Texts
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
#122
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
#123
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
#124
Dwight From The Office
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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APL 3 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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