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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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#1
Samee, But Different
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#3
Do You Have One?
#4
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
#5
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#6
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#7
I'm Gonna Use This One
#8
The Third World Refugee
#9
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
somnomania 3 years ago
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
#10
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
#11
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#12
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Jessica Bower 3 years ago
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
#13
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
#14
The Entitlement
#15
What A Good Reply
#16
The Only Reasonable Response
#17
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
#18
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
#19
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
#20
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
Terra Renee 3 years ago
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
#21
British Got No Chill
#22
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
#23
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
Mark Melton 3 years ago
No one wants or needs Communism, it's as large a failure as Unlimited Capitalism. What we must do is combine th best of both ruined systems and call it Democratic Socialism. Take the power away from the evil few and put it where it belongs, in the hands of the Citizens!
SCP-3998 3 years ago
The issue is humans are categorically incapable of following any system properly. Power corrupts people, look at anyone in government, and tell me they genuinely give a s**t about the people they are supposed to be working for.
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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
At least with communism everyone is entitled to a roof over their heads.
Katherine Heasley 3 years ago
Please. Under communism, you'd at least get a shitty, overcrowded Brutalist apartment block.
Jessica Wood 3 years ago
Under capitalism you get to pay 2k a month to live in said Brutalist block.
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Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
There is shanty towns in Bundaberg QLD now, whole families of normal working people, the whole Showgrounds is full of homeless people (including their smal children ) now as there are no rentals in general and then we had the bad floods recently (which are still happening on the east coast of aus) I just wanted to point it out in case someone (who may have money and power in work) can do anything to help. I don’t know them but it sucks to hear about and I can’t imagine how the parents feel having to put their kids in that situation.
Lisa Jarvis 3 years ago
Hey Fred Flintstone. I think Wilma wants you for dinner. You have Stone Age information
Lioness Nature 3 years ago
Where has this person been for the past 50 years alone? In an underground bunker. (Yes I know homelessness goes beyond 50 years to date).
grey galah 3 years ago
Ken's pic is a stone-aged man, Ishima's is an avian dinosaur that survived the comet and can fly. hmmm
Aden Lawyer 3 years ago
It's fun y that he has a Flintstone as a pfp, because it seems he's living in the prehistoric era
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
Every time they shut one of these down in my city I worry about where the people ended up. I guess Texas is a communist entity. Greg Abbott is a communist dictator.
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
Until turn around our country to people friendly it's big moneymaker or die.
Terry McLennan 3 years ago
Always odd that people who say "communism is to blame, have no fuc*ing clue what communism is... we live in fascism as in government aligned with corporations of capitalism.
APL 3 years ago
That's not even how you spell 'Nietzsche', you poor fool.
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Hedgeh og 3 years ago
What's the point of your statement? Are you saying there's not homelessness in other states? If not, what ARE you saying?
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APL 3 years ago (edited)
Nope, it's happening now, in your capitalist country. You just missed the whole point of this entry. Have this Fuckw!t Award and shut up.
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Egg 3 years ago
Russia isn't communist you dumb f**k, it's a dictatorship.
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K Wit 3 years ago
Yes it's insane to see the wealth disparity how utterly disgusting it is. The top 1% sitting in their mansions while spewing hatred on the poor people that can't afford housing, healthcare, an education, food, clothes, a haircut, you know basic necessities bc of the opioid epidemic that had politicians in their pockets as the red states bussed their homeless into California. Making sure the poor stay poor so they have no way to get out of the vicious cycle that was created using mined data targeting all the vulnerable people.
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#24
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
#25
Educated Comeback
#26
I Could See That Happening
#27
No, No. He's Got A Point
#28
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
#29
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
#31
I Like Tomatoes
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
#32
No You Didn't
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
#33
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
#34
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
over it already 3 years ago
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
#35
Who Needs Kids Anyway
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
#36
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
#38
They Got Nowhere To Be
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
#39
Ink Is Expensive
#40
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
#41
Clever And True
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
#42
That's Gotta Hurt
beesechurger elite 3 years ago
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
#43
But I Need A Vaccine
Random Anon 3 years ago
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
#44
Premature Celebration?
#45
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
over it already 3 years ago
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
#47
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
#48
Poor Darren ?
#49
Owned, Every Single Time
somnomania 3 years ago
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
#50
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
#51
But He Went To Get Milk...
#52
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
#53
It Wasn't Us....
#54
He's Not Wrong You Know
#55
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
#56
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
#57
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
#58
Toxicity Isn't Cute
#59
Because They Get Fired
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
#60
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
#61
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
#62
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
#63
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
#64
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
#65
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
#67
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
#68
Car Thief's Nowadays
#69
Hate Cancel Culture
#70
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
#71
The Scapegoat Concept !
#72
Why Didn't He Try Again????
#73
The Fall Of Rome!!!
#74
Complete F**king Legend
Tatiana Kouzmanoff 3 years ago
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
#75
He Held That One In
#76
People Are Savages
#77
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
That’s a great comeback lmao first person was a entitled b***h bag
#78
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
#79
Another One From Cringetopia
#80
Love That Disney Channel!!!
#81
Oh How The Turn Tables….
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
#82
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
#83
Ironic, Isn't It?
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.
#84
He “Died” At 33…
#86
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
#87
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
#88
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
#90
Compound Interest
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
#91
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
#92
Hands & Feet
#93
Is This A Comeback? Idk
#94
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
#95
Insert Funny Title
#96
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
#97
Would've Never Thought Of That
#98
This Must Be Nice
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
#99
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
#100
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
#101
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
#102
Equality In A Nutshell
phil blanque 3 years ago
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
#103
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
#104
Right Here Waiting For You
#106
Double Standards
Tom Hanlin 3 years ago
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
#107
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
#108
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
#109
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
#110
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
#111
Copy And Paste Attack
#112
Chad Mod At Work
#113
I Don't Know You
#114
Cant Think Of A Title
#115
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
#116
Destruction 100
WhyAmIHere 3 years ago (edited)
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
#119
Sigma Male Spotted
#120
Elon Musk Has A Son??
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
#121
Breakup Texts
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
#122
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
#123
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
#124
Dwight From The Office
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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APL 3 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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