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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#1

Samee, But Different

Samee, But Different

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ZentheOgre
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3 years ago

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What do Uncle Joey and Peewee Herman have in common!

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Anna Lessens
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it me or does it seem strange that even though all the shootings by white men outweigh Islamic attacks in America...and yet the hijab is a symbol of terrorism and not the " lone wolf" shooters.

GoddessOdd
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's even stranger that the people most hostile to immigrants of all kinds are the same people who think it's ok to overthrow the government. I am far more afraid of someone in a maga hat than someone in a turban.

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Kona Pake
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t forget the subway.

Aussie Atheist
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well the guy would be a Sikh and not Muslim for starters

RafCo
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all seriousness though, i do get nervous when I see a white male walking alone anywhere. I start to check for exits.

Beeg Wang
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3 years ago

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That is just as bigoted and racist as any other kind of stereotyping. Hope you have the insight to know it.

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JamezyJamez
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or a church Or a mosque Or a synagogue Or a mall Or an arcade Or a junior high school Or a senior high school Or a university Or their workplace Or a restaurant Or a street Or another person's home Or a community center Or their own home

Kayjunmoon
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do they feel about someone in a beanie I wonder? Hmm

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    #2

    Well Well Well

    Well Well Well

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    Joanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is speculated that he has serious health issues as evidenced by his physical response in some recent interviews and public appearances. Karma needs to be swift on this one.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss sais the same. Putin does look bloated these days. The war might be his attempt at wanting do go out with a bang or being remembered for something big... I just hope he will not get desperate. He has nothing to loose if he really is terminally ill....

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been hoping one of his own people does the deed. It would save lots of innocent lives if that person did it today.

    Busy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rumor said he's going to have a surgery. By then he would hold the world record for the person whose surgery people mentioned the most in prayers.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be wonderful if the surgeons committed a "public service" during that operation.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be satisfying indeed, but I think some Polonium 210 in his tea would make more sense in his case, and also cause much less damage around him somehow.

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Putin. When will you kill yourself in a bunker? I wanna see that happen.

    Womaninsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Slava Ukraine!! Down with Pooty!!

    CJ Bovee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best one hands down. Should be number 1.

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    #3

    Do You Have One?

    Do You Have One?

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the term, "How the turntables", from The Office.

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    Java Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is your attitude about adopting a pet, you shouldn't have one.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of purebred pets in shelters, sadly. Most of them used to be pets of people like this, who wanted a "trendy" breed to impress their friends, and then dumped them at the shelter when they got tired of them, or realized that dogs come with "some assembly required" and need to be taught how to behave.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once adopted a purebred Malamute who had been in the "Bad Dog" section. The worst thing he ever did was steal my hamburger when I went through the drive thru. He also was a reverse racist. He loved my black friends, which led me to believe that his original owners were black. He was in the shelter for 20 days, 10 in the bad dog area, 10 in the regular section. We had already put in the papers on day one because we knew he wasn't bad.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *tips hat* to the Brits on this one. :-)

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a catty respond and I am loving it.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! I can understand wanting a certain breed for temperament or you can manage their needs along with your everyday life but no pet should be for aesthetic reasons.

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    #4

    Atheists, Christians And Cats

    Atheists, Christians And Cats

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    Anna Meyers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please remember a Christian is for life not just for Lupercalia.

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    #5

    Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

    Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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    just a random panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

    Lazy_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every. Single. Time. This is why I can't to be old, I get to roast people so good.

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that logic why are they speaking in English if they are in America and not England?

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old white b***h in a wheelchair forgot to mind her own damn business that day.

    Jo L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, not just that day, I'm sure.

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like these people have never heard of Puerto Rico.

    D.O.N.T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Forida? I heard that there spanish is the second official language

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    Jode Mode
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I can’t believe I have a related story: I have a bunch of mental health issues and like everyone else, depression seems to be the main symptom. I was with a new friend of mine who was a quadriplegic, & we were having lunch at a restaurant. When I got there, I apologize for being grumpy, and said that I had a mood swing triggered by something on the way there, but wanted to try to make the best of our day. She looked at me and said, “Why don’t you just think about positive things and be happy? “And without missing a beat I looked at her I said, “Why don’t you just think about standing up and walking and do it?“ I’m so glad you said that to that horrible woman. People are so isocentric it’s mind-boggling; so glad you shared that story. AND I’ve posted on here before, about how the word “just” can be so toxic - perfect examples!

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly so many people do not understand how debilitating mental health issues can be. They think we all just need to lighten up.

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    Gaétan Bouthillier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is not a country, it is a continent in which millions of people speak Spanish.

    Mona Lisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're a bit confused there, sweet. North America is a continent. The United State of America is often shortened to 'America'. 'Americas' refer to both North and South America.

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    #6

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

    Hester
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most disturbing thing about this image is that 600k+ people responded to that poll.

    Phil Hoyt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously he's not talking about the limited amount of people that can fit in a subway car. I feel more embarrassed for the person that didn't understand that.

    John Edginton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. Put the ego back in his place.

    #7

    I'm Gonna Use This One

    I'm Gonna Use This One

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    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but, not good make-up.

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also shown us how many absolutely unhinged, weak insecure white men there are in the US!

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fact many women were already, sadly, very well aware of

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    Gabby M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A litle late but ... hands you a napkin.

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar argument with my grandmother. She dared me to say one nice thing about him and I said he makes me laugh. Grandma responded, “I always liked his sense of humor, too.” *WHOOSH*

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall use this if I have the opportunity

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nailed it! Gotta remember this one!

    Richard A Petro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i assume you really couldn't discuss Trump with your uncle as it's hard to talk about the man using only single syllable words and the appropriate grunt or two as you scratch your armpits.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not worth the breath to talk to trumpers, you can't educate stupid.

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you not take him up on his offer not to discuss Trump?

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because some of us are still hoping that a discussion might have an educational effect on those people.. hope dies last

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am impressed that he came up with one thing! I love this burn, and I will try to remember it next time I need it.

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    #8

    The Third World Refugee

    The Third World Refugee

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    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been a bad mouth looser it seems

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is she talking about? Between 30% and 40% of people born in the United States have failed to integrate into a civilized society.

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's one of them. Part of the GQP herself

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still amazes me how since social media became the #1 choice to communicate or vent, just how many people in power sound like inbreds. Really shows who you are supporting when all their advisors and writer's arent aren't on hand to stop them typing after a drink or two. Their true colours really show.... human race is doomed completely

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh she's done plenty. Riding on her white privilege all the way to being a racist c*nt wearing fancy garb. If not for the family coffers, she could be working street corners. It's hard work milking those privileges.

    Richard A Petro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms. Witzke apparently thinks that the United States represents a "civil society". Guess she really doesn't get out much, nor read the news but watches "Fox so-called News" 24/7!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she thinks she represents civil society

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    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but not from a so-called "third world country" - I once read that this was a term created in the US, with the US being the only first world country and everyone else being second or third. But I might be remembering incorrectly.

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    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can highly recommend his book, The Sympathizer.

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I teach classrooms full of third-world immigrants and refugees. I'd take any of them over Madame Racist up there.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Define third world and civil society. Civil society is a broad, general term. And third world is a rather outdated term whose use and definition have become increasingly problematic lately. I live in a highly diverse community in NY with a sizable chunk of immigrants coming from these so called third world countries. My neighborhood is safe and thriving with a wide array of big name corporate businesses and mom and pop establishments. I went to middle school and high school with kids from these so called third world countries and a lot of them excelled. Sounds pretty civil to me.

    Stacey Pearce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I moved to Australia from a 3rd world country and yes the education system was ahead of Australia at the time. They wanted to move me to higher grades here but refused as I didn't want to stick out. There are so many other things that make a huge difference between a 1st and 3rd world country and if you had to visit over there, you would see a massive difference. The people aren't bad people, where I am from they are super friendly etc but poverty and corruption amongst the government etc are what brings the country down and make everyone in the country suffer. Kids over there want to go to school, whereas here kids will do anything to get out of it.

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    #9

    Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

    Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

    zzuhruf , twitter.com Report

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww... these guys are so sweet! Putting the reason they are incels right there on their shirt to save everyone time.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncut, unvaxxed and uneducated.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unappealing. Unintelligent. Unbathed. 😂

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    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad they gave themselves away I wish all people would where their toxic stupidity on their shirts

    Richard A Petro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nature's way of protecting us from morons; much as a "rattle" on a rattlesnake tells you to back off, the plumage of the "Obviousus Idiotos", when in full display as with these two, warns sentient creatures to back away slowly while carrying a very large stick in case they come closer. Ain't Darwin wonderful????

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ironic that these two guys can be described as pricks

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. Look at the left guy's moustache. Seems like something nasty is stuck in it. I'll take 10 covid shots please!

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nasty thing stuck in it is his face.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither of those sweatshirts has seen a laundry room in quite some time.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is neither of these guys has seen a woman in quite some time.

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really love people walking around with labels these days. Picking out the morons to avoid is easier than ever

    She-Ra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by uncut he means not circumcised then it's the only sensible thing in that picture. I will never understand the logic of circumcision unless there is an actual issue that warrants the need for one.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad told me that during WWII, a lot of the uncircumcised men got infections. He claimed that's why circumcision has been normalized in the US - gotta make sure our babies are prepared for war when they grow up. Not many chances to bathe on the battlefield; being uncircumcised requires better hygiene to prevent infection than a circumcised penis does. : (

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    #10

    Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

    Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No supermarkets at the weekend, hospital visits, trips to the cinema, flights from the airport, trips to the beach, shopping, I mean anywhere really that involves driving and parking somewhere. How dare disabled people try to live their lives, have fun or run errands in evenings or at weekends!

    Raiden Prime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what a werewolf would say...

    Ben Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not see any reason that your dad didn’t wear a condom

    Tishia partchey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My absolute favorite response of all time. I'm disabled and I approve this message

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe Daniel has a genuine disability... the space where a brain should be was filled with jello.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, only people with ingenuine disabilities are allowed to go out for coffee with friends. /s

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If stupidity was a disability, this guy would qualify for a spot. But only between 9 and 5.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disabled people aren't allowed to go shopping, go to bars and watch a movie?

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, we are not. I guess we just have to stay home all the time...yeah F that.

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    It's Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if someone who is a werewolf is considered to be disabled. 🤔

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wonderful question! If they are, does that mean that they are protected by the Americans With Disabilities Act? The mind boggles at the possibilities.

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    #11

    Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

    Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to need a lot of aloe for that burn.

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too late! We need to get him to the burn ward, stat!

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else think OP learned a new word & jumped on Twitter to show how smart he was?

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence why my hair is teal now and before that I had rainbow hair.

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my hair color is protecting me in ways I never imagined 🙃

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's right. As a matter of fact, within the same species, bright colors are very often used to ATTRACT a mate, not repel one.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was of the peacock and it's magnificent feathers.

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    Beeg Wang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to disrespect those you aren't attracted to dude.

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by unnatural colors this person means colors from outer space they're absolutely right.

    Jo L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanted to say I love your hair colour in your avatar pic.

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    #12

    Definitely Atheists That Do This

    Definitely Atheists That Do This

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    Jessica Bower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

    Bob Dobbes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    devil is actually a christian deity. Remind them that Satanism is a Christian religion and it freaks their s**t out

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is interesting to me that people who choose not to indulge in magical thinking are so looked down upon by people who believe in magic, revolving around a deity who taught it was wrong to look down on people. I was in a museum to see an exhibit of Hindu art. I was standing beside a gorgeous statue of Ganesha. A couple Southern Baptist women walked up and one said "I can't BELIEVE there are people who believe in a floppy eared elephant god!" I said "and amazingly, that was said by someone who believes in flying creatures and holy ghosts!" My friend restrained me, because I had a lot more to say... about things like respect .

    Glass Ghost
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    3 years ago

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    And this is where the extreme atheism is. "PeoPLe wHo BeLiEvE iN MaGiC" I understand if someone is being disrespectful but my beliefs don't hurt you and I don't give a damn what you believe in. You do you. Also this sounds like a "and everyone started clapping" kind of story. You gotta chill.

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    DaveR38
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this comeback. So much capital tied up in church assets.

    Al Christensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the door-to-door atheists.

    Robyn Bowns
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. We love the missionary work to save the souls of the poor believers. Evangelical Athiesm- is so embedded in everyday culture its practically invisible 👍😜

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I get mad when people accuse atheists of "pushing their ideas on everyone" b/c it's simply not true. At least it's not true for me or any other atheist I know. Most of us are very secretive b/c it can hurt us in real life. It could cost us a job, or even place is in physical danger. I talk about it online but very rarely in person. However, religious people don't realize how many times a day religion pops up. It is everywhere. I deal with it on a daily basis and I'm generally not bothered. I'm a "live and let live" type person but when people started accusing atheists of being out there, like we're trying to convert the world, that's just BS and I will get mad.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... like we're trying to convert the world..." Well, see, we're "converting the world" by living regular lives instead of being criminals or living in the gutter like we're supposed to. We're being bad examples. Some believers see we're not suffering the wrath of God and start thinking maybe they had been fed tall tales.

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    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Ron Reagan says: "Lifelong atheist. Not afraid of burning in Hell."

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say, "I wouldn't want to go to heaven anyway. Just look at the people who claim to going to be there."

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    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot about carrying and quoting the atheism book they don't really understand because it is all written in metaphors but feel superior about it because the atheism guide person explained it to them in the most profitable way.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my neighborhood, we are absolutely plagued with white shirt and tie wearing guys on bicycles who blanket the neighborhood, beating on doors, and leaving pamphlets everywhere.

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    just a random panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im atheist and I actually try to avoid the subject usually because I don't want to offend anyone. this reply is just like srsly spot-on xD

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atheists are just normal people. They receive a lot of unreasonable, undeserved hate.

    J-A Laine
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    Hate is a watershed though. If someone who claims to be a christian but hates someone who doesn't believe what they believe in then they're not real christians. The Bible’s advice to “respect everyone” - regardless of their religious beliefs is what every christian should follow. "Honor men of all sorts, have love for the whole association of brothers, be in fear of God, honor the king." (1 Peter 2:17, TEV) A christian shouldn't impose their moral and religious convictions on the general community. Instead, we extend to others the same tolerance that we appreciate receiving from them. And if someone wants to know more about God and Jesus then christians should "sanctify the Christ as Lord in your hearts, always ready to make a defense before everyone who demands of you a reason for the hope you have, but doing so with a mild temper and deep respect." (1 Peter 3:15) Hate towards fellow man - regardless of religious or no religious background - do not belong in a christian's heart...

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    mikejaz2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget about those atheist bumper stickers you see: "HONK if you don't believe in Jesus."

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    #13

    Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess

    Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess

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    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea its not exactly a comeback, but a thing for everyone to relate to (if you know what i mean)

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference can be being vaccinated and having a couple of miserable days in bed or being unvaccinated on a ventilator.

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly Hannah that's what we're seeing here (Ohio) in the hospital system the doctors I work for have privileges at. The risk management department does its own analysis and statistics and informed all the department chairmen of their findings and there were only 5 cases of patients needing ventilators that were fully vaccinated the rest of the ICU patients on ventilators were unvaccinated or only received partial vaccines (meaning they got one shot but not the second). 100% of the medical staff (doctors) are vaccinated and all recommended the same to their patients that's enough to convince me.

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    Laura Gillette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both seatbelted and unseatbelted people can get into a car accident.

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have underlying health conditions that meant if I caught Covid I would die(pickwickian syndrome, asthma, and damaged lungs), I got both doses of the vaccine and a booster shot because I didn't want to take any chances and guess what I did catch Covid and it wasn't any worse than a mild Cold with just a few extra side effects.

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one for my arsenal

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry you got so many downvotes SoulSurfer, there was no reason to sneer at your worries and experiences. And your English is fine

    Lululoohoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people who got the jab can't allow themselves to see the truth & insane amount of side effects from the vaccines. It would be like they're admitting they were bamboozled. I myself took the jab in order to keep my job - and now my work place doesn't even talk about the vax or boosters for new hires. AND - I now deal with prolonged periods, plus random bouts of nerve pain that runs down my neck into my arm for weeks at a time. Never had that before the jab.

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    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people that don't get it, he is basically saying one is worse in this case the one without the vaccine is him and the one with the vaccine is serena

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I need to remember that one.

    Ice Pack and Essential Oils
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccinated and currently have Covid. Not great, but I've seen people need lung transplants on the news station.

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    #14

    The Entitlement

    The Entitlement

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not say entitlement, more illusions about one's own importance.

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    Elliebean13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about, “Hi! How is your day so far? Mine is pretty good! Do you think I could have one small coffee please? This place is my favorite for coffee!”

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is common curtesy so difficult for some people. I'm not a morning person and if I must go to Starbucks, I'm as pleasant as I can be. Usually something like, "I apologize, but may I have a medium Pike please? It's my first cup of the day and I can't people yet."

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if I'm having a terrible day and am in a s**t mood, I'm always polite to others.

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    Stephanie Wittenberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And say "Thank you," when you receive your beverage. Courtesy is still free.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying 'please' is easy... Canadians do it all the time.

    1Zs Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we do. Thank you kindly for pointing that out eh. 😁

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    olivia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact you need to make sure people have something to physically earn to be courteous is sad

    Stephanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my favorite is the person having an animated conversation on their phone, on speaker, and not acknowledging that I said "hello, how are you?".

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I saw that sooo many times when I was a grocery cashier! One guy was so focused on his phone call he even left his wallet full of credit cards on the checkout stand. Another one had his teen daughter with him & she was so embarrassed when she had to tell him he needed to pay for their groceries. I told her "no worries" & gave her a smile.

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    Marie BellaDonna
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in food-service for almost 25 years now, and I've seen this kind of attitude more than I care to remember. I will never understand it. WHY would a person think that someone else is below them, simply because they work in the service industry?? Seriously? It's just a job, like any other. That service worker could be sitting on their butt at home, they could be out selling drugs, they could be out robbing people. But they're not. They're a productive member of society, working for an honest living. And it's very often stressful, physically, mentally exhausting work, believe it or not. It takes critical thinking, problem solving, and the ability to multitask. You have to be able to bend, and lift, and be on your feet for 8-9 hours or more a day. It's hot, it's greasy, there's hot and sharp surfaces all around you, and you have to know a lot of food rules. And you have to learn to grow a dàmn thick skin, because if you don't, dealing with customers like this idiot every day, will literally suck out your soul and eat away at your heart. And that's not even bringing into play some of the evil corporations out there, and how they treat their own employees. It's a lot harder to work in fast-food than some people think. And not just anyone or everyone can do it. It takes a certain kind of person, to be able to work that job, and stick with it. It might not be glamorous, it might not be prestigious, and it might not pay the best. But it IS a real job. We're not there because we're stupid or lazy. We're there to pay our bills and support our families, and also, for the kids, to gain valuable work experience. And we all WORK our àsses off for our money. That aside, we're human beings, just like everyone else. And just like everyone else, we deserve respect, too.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could up-vote this more. No such thing as unskilled labor. Bet that jerk couldn't do your job for 10 minutes without getting fired.

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    JamezyJamez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I love living in Japan. Never a worry about that

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    #15

    What A Good Reply

    What A Good Reply

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    Julia Mckinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still one of my favorite comebacks.

    DaveR38
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. Call out the hypocrisy at every opportunity

    Richard A Petro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for Mr. Rubio's consideration, Matthew 19:24, "Again, I tell you, it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into god's kingdom."

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity Jesus didn't say much about Medicare. Although raising people from the dead might count.

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    Daniel Ikelman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience, religious people are of low intelligence...and sprinkle in some ignorance and racism

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, it's the other way round. It's not Christians who are stupid. It's the Stupid people who are Christian.

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    Tonk Terrier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubio is just a shill for the wealthy. One of the billionaires marketing boys masquerading as a man of the people

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but only if you're wealthy and white. Rubio 25:35

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus: don't quote s**t you don't plan on doing, even Satan can do that man, .......get your act together

    Kevin J. Henning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time an idiot quotes scripture an angel gets a colonoscopy.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think Rubio was the worst! Then Ron Death Sentence was elected. Boy was I wrong.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He and Abbot of Texas. I swear there is a new law in Florida every day. He is real, really, really unhappy right now. POC, the poor, the disabled, and Democrats can now vote more easily again. A judge just told him that his new plan for redistricting is ILLEGAL!!!! I am so happy!!!! I am sure he is in a corner somewhere sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth while plotting his revenge.

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    Natalia A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. Wasn't Rubio pro-trump and his immigration policies of ripping children out of their parents ' arms.

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    #16

    The Only Reasonable Response

    The Only Reasonable Response

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    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeing a legitimate reason to ban transphobes from the military.

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your trust in a person (especially the trust to save you or be a team player) depends on what kind of genitals they have, then... I actually don't know how to finish this sentence... Then you're a horribly bad judge of character and should never have been accepted into the military in the first place?? I'm speechless. Which doesn't happen very often...

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they give these idiots guns!!!!!

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    Michael Jean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an old straight white guy who saw combat in the marines, I always thought this mentality was stupid. If you replaced gay, or female, or transgender with "african american," people would (rightfully) lose their minds. But when you say it about these other types of minority it's ok? If someone is able to fulfill the duties of a position, that should be all that matters.

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, trans people deserve to invade foreign countries too!

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I openly admit that I was never in the military, so I might be completely wrong, but I was always kinda under the impression that there are more important things to worry about in a warzone than the genitalia of your fellow soldiers... maybe I've misunderstood something?

    ProgHead777
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me crazy, but I suspect that if you are in a life or death situation you will trust any person who is armed and on your side. Trans people want to live just as much as you do, buddy.

    T Lee Mac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe more so even, they are happy with the life and body they have chosen.

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    Norah Reilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess yer dead now, Brian.

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    #17

    I Mean They've Got A Good Point

    I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you wear clothes? You have skin, right?

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone ought to remind him of his "immune system" if he should ever be so unfortunate as to develop any form of cancer.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better not. There are people who try to "boost" their immune systems (not a thing, btw) with orange juice and beets to fight cancer. There's also coffee enemas, but I'm not sure what they are supposed to be doing, besides the obvious.

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    Sinead Kenny
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laurence Fox. From great actor to political activist and it all went downhill from there. Idiot.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do you need tools, you have hands, don't you?

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But no balls. Well known side effect of prolonged anti-vaxing

    SCP-3998
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    3 years ago

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    No balls? So hes in transition? Maybe find a diff insult?

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    whiles34
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing about this is that vaccinations work by providing the immune system with a target. So declaring that your immune system will protect you is not an effective argument against vaccination.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you a moron, you've got a brain, right? Oh .

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny that people who don't believe in science or vaccines will blindly follow an orange guy who told them to drink bleach and use unproven drugs. Both bleach and hydroxychloroquine are products of science, so I am confused...

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why've they blurred out Lawrence Fox's name? I mean, it's not like we can recognise him instantly from his face or anything, is it?

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'a quite funny - they're protecting his identity because they didn't realise he was a Z- list celeb

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    #18

    Some People… Are Not The Smartest

    Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simile to the ones my mother makes.

    Kristel Høydal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't have those rolls. I have the "lack toes and tall or rant" problem 😂 (not mine, but wanted to use it)

    Tilly
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more worried about her baking skills than I am with her lack of knowledge on how to spell certain words. The cinnamon rolls do not look done.

    Sofie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes 😂 It's kind of important to be able to read the recipe too. Wonder how much synonym was called for and where to buy it 😂

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    #19

    Keep Your Stick On The Ice

    Keep Your Stick On The Ice

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it becomes legal here where I live

    Bunzilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it becomes (and stays) legal everywhere.

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    Sathe Wesker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Canadian. Can very well confirm.

    TrixicBird(Any pronouns)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians:¨Oh honey ur gay? That's fine we love you¨ also candians:¨if you don't root for this hockey team we will disown you.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they've got their priorities straight

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    RafCo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country it is considered to be as stupid as any other form of marriage.

    Jo L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol now I want to know what country because this is the hot take I'm here for.

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    S. Mi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Canadian, I will say, this is mostly true, but there are assholes here, like everywhere

    ANGELINE VARONIS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YYEEEAAAHHHHHSS SO PROUD OF MAH COUNTRY

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. HAHAHAHAH... holy c**p he''s so right.. "As long as it's not the Leafs... just... no."

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    #20

    They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

    They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six?? Six was created by god? Seriously how are the other numbers gonna feel....

    Tatiana Kouzmanoff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian, y'all take the bible waaaaay to literally. Not everything actually happened. Much like the boy who cried wolf, sometimes a story is told to teach a lesson. Every religion has the same basic principle: don't be a d**k. Let's try starting with that before we move to step 2.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better still, Genesis mentions Adam and Eve’s three children: Cain, Abel and Seth. All males. You can do the math at home as to how the rest of humanity got here. Take your time.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody should read the Bible for once I guess - lots of unmarried sex in there....

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we, as a species, all came from ONLY 2 ppl, we would never have made it past the first 200 years without looking like malformed mutants. Edit: also, that whole "sex is for marriage" thing, yeaaa....can you pass that note along to your priests? That would be swell, the kids would appreciate it.

    Adrienne Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Altar boys would really appreciate it if that message that "sex is for marriage only" went out to priests.

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    Richard A Petro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Kristin, Since you seem to take the Bible literally, where exactly did Cain's wife come from?

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex is also implied to be for procreation not recreation. Must be a lot of good times in OP's house

    K Wit
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    3 years ago

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    She probably has multiple partners in her church group and Bible study they're always hypocrites and liars when they preach this c**p

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    #21

    British Got No Chill

    British Got No Chill

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong.

    Hedgeh og
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is he not wrong, he is 100% right, and Americans who think they have more "rights" or "freedoms" than other nations are kidding themselves completely. The "right" to work more hours, for less money, with basic healthcare dependent on that job, no guaranteed vacation, no parental leave, and the risk of being shot dead in a shop or cinema or on the street because a Republican governor decided "permitless carry" would likely get him re-elected. Americans are absolutely f*cking oppressed and denied all kinds of basic rights but they've been brainwashed by their flag-worship and Pledge of Allegiance so some of them will keep defending their own oppression. It's absolutely astonishing.

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    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's using Celcius. So, 28 on a good day.

    Peter Rogers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regret that I have but only one upvote for this comment...

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    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really, really want to understand this mentality that I hear from some American’s mouths - that other countries don’t have “rights” and don’t have “freedom”. I saw an interview, recently, with some big wig, political person who was involved in Trump’s campaigning, an intelligent sounding, educated person, claiming that in Australia we “don’t even have freedom”. To what are they actually referring? I really genuinely would like to understand what they think they are trying to say.

    Hedgeh og
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First up, you have to understand it's not rational, and these statements are made to appeal to people's emotions and to their "patriotism" (which translates to blind allegiance in their minds), so looking too hard for facts and logic is not the way here. That said, those statements about Australia made recently were referring to the lockdowns and other covid restrictions which were more stringent in Aus than many other places and certainly more than any state in the USA. The sub-group of people that sees "freedom" as "my right to do anything I like and take no responsibility" likes to tell others that group rules, like lockdowns, masking, contact tracing, etc, are all horrible losses of freedom; what they really mean is that it inconveniences them. In that particular example they also made up a bunch of BS about how the "Australian military was enforcing lockdowns" etc to make Australians sound oppressed and victimized. Most of their stories rely on outright lies and half-truths.

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even allowed Kinder Surprise either

    Sam J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a choking hazard!!" Maybe parents should open the eggs for their kids and take the toys out before giving it to them, then.. better yet, do what Canada does and just don't give them to three year olds who are unsupervised.

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with American muppets thinking the rest of the world has no rights? Just off the top of my head, employees here can take a sick day any time they want and relax while you need to jump through fiery hoops for that and may still get fired for it. Is that the freedom I should want? I think not!

    Hedgeh og
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have been fed myths for literally decades about American Exceptionalism, and they have been kept to a 40-hour (usually much more) work week with no guaranteed vacation to keep them both exhausted and HOME. If you have 2 weeks off a year - and feel lucky to get it - you spend it sleeping, or visiting grandma at Thanksgiving; you don't jaunt off to Europe or South America or Oceania and discover that those places have all the freedoms you have PLUS universal healthcare, more time off, more worker rights, etc. Oh, and it's also code for "I wanna have a gun" because that's another myth they like to tell themselves - that somehow a "well regulated militia" means Uncle Bobby being a twat, and that their Glock will enable them to fight off a "tyrannical government". Oh, and they don't know what tyranny is either. Basically it's a can of worms.

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    Daniel Ikelman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of Americans are close minded and ignorant about the world..I know, I used to be one of 'em

    Lioness Nature
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though die hard Americans love to tout freedom in the USA we are not as free as the UK. Not by a long shot. But it's a lie your basic die hard American tells themselves and yells because that's all they know. They have narrow minds. You're free as long as you're rich, white, and have political connections. Wish the white minorities or working class would get this through their heads. I envy some European countries because they give their workers better pay, less risk of burnout due to paid time off and personal days, and paid maternity plus paternity leave. Scadanavian coutries have the best system. Freedom to create your own 3 to 4 day work week and still have plenty left over after the bills are paid so they have the freedom to take care of their families and be more present in their kids lives. But these countries never tout freedom because they respect it as a human right. Imagine the freedom of not working yourself to death to make a capitalist rich.

    Drea Benoit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh the gun thing is sad but true in some states. These states do not require the background check, or a safety certificate, or firearm registration, or a firearm license, and there is no 10 day wait period to pick up a newly purchased firearm. Almost anyone can literally walk in and walk out with a gun in those states. And many allow purchase at 18, not 21. I told a guy from Arkansas about these laws in other states and he got super angry. Like scary angry. It was pretty eye-opening about the mentality of those “you can take my guns over my dead body” types of people. Anyway, it’s a problem with no solution in sight

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots with guns are scary - but short tempered areseholes looking for a quick way to solve all their problems, aka get back at the barista who was out of his favouite sprinkles, are a far more terrifying, because they don't stop shooting after the first bang.

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    #22

    Put The Blame Where It Belongs

    Put The Blame Where It Belongs

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    Joy Hunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the fact that corporations produce most emissions, etc., doesn't change the things that individuals can do. Those are all valid steps everyone should take.

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok as a journalist they should be pointing that out but cnn is owned by a corporation AT&T so they don't do that

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    Chris M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true, but you should also do those things. We can't control those corporations, but we can control ourselves.

    Robyn Bowns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can control the corporations if it hits where it hurts. Boycotts used to force companies to change practices.

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    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because corps do MORE damage, doesn't mean individuals shouldn't try to do their part.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the other 29% do need to pressure those corporations ----- Currently skimping like crazy to save up to go solar at our house, off the fat-cat power company grid that even bought "wind rights". WTF, they own the wind?!?!

    Jo L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man, I'm telling God. He's gonna be pissed when he finds out.

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    Trevor Nicholson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying you can do things to reduce your carbon is not at all presenting it as a moral failing on the part of individuals and just because corporations do most of the polluting doesn't mean individuals should just pollute as much as they want, especially because corporate waste is generated by consumer demand and people changing their habits would actually force corporations to change.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    similarly, the fishing industry alone contributes 30% of the plastic in the ocean. people who use single-use straws are not the problem.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The turtle that ends up with YOUR unnecessary straw in its nose isn't going to care that 30% of the OTHER plastic in its environment come from the fishing industry.

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    Willow Chance
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is true that big corporations are the ones mainly responsible for climate change but is still good to change your habits and make them better for the environment.

    Smellsliketeenspirit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic straws got banned in Canada (maybe some still around but most are paper) meanwhile there were airplanes that flew empty to keep their business afloat. Or massive companies dumpy s**t in oceans. But wait, i got my paper straw. We good cuz.

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whataboutism used to duck your own personal responsibility. Dude, just eat less meat, take the bus or train when you can, and use a smart thermostat in your home, okay? This message was for you, not for corporations.

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    #23

    The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

    The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

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    Mark Melton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants or needs Communism, it's as large a failure as Unlimited Capitalism. What we must do is combine th best of both ruined systems and call it Democratic Socialism. Take the power away from the evil few and put it where it belongs, in the hands of the Citizens!

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue is humans are categorically incapable of following any system properly. Power corrupts people, look at anyone in government, and tell me they genuinely give a s**t about the people they are supposed to be working for.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least with communism everyone is entitled to a roof over their heads.

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. Under communism, you'd at least get a shitty, overcrowded Brutalist apartment block.

    Jessica Wood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under capitalism you get to pay 2k a month to live in said Brutalist block.

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    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is shanty towns in Bundaberg QLD now, whole families of normal working people, the whole Showgrounds is full of homeless people (including their smal children ) now as there are no rentals in general and then we had the bad floods recently (which are still happening on the east coast of aus) I just wanted to point it out in case someone (who may have money and power in work) can do anything to help. I don’t know them but it sucks to hear about and I can’t imagine how the parents feel having to put their kids in that situation.

    Pandaroo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's terrible. Australia can do better!

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    Lisa Jarvis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Fred Flintstone. I think Wilma wants you for dinner. You have Stone Age information

    Francie Traschen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cruelty of some privileged people is just amazing

    Rene Simons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen a lot of these examples when I was in LA.

    Lioness Nature
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where has this person been for the past 50 years alone? In an underground bunker. (Yes I know homelessness goes beyond 50 years to date).

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    #24

    You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

    You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, trump supporters. never get boring when you guys are here.

    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who remembers when the Trump trash told different Native Americans to go back to where they came from?

    Stephanie Wittenberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell yeah! And if they did, Trump would have to move many of his major golf and construction projects.

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    Raiden Prime
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is that wrong, we are all dumber for having heard it.

    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still people in my state flying "Trump 2020" flags in their yards. I frequently pass by one house that has a giant cutout of Trump in their yard and they decorate it based on whatever holiday is coming up. I don't ever recall any past president, regardless of party, being worshipped like this. Supporters should not be perplexed when people say it's a cult.

    Katarzyna Gratka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least that makes idiots easier to find. They place the signs themselves.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've had to let so much sink in the past six + years. Too many of us are just so exhausted with it all.

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know and it keeps coming all bc trump had his grubby little hands all over Mitch the turtle as he enjoyed it

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How...just damnit, how can people be so dumb? Are they ignorant, stupid, or just not think this all the way through?

    Hedgeh og
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the above, and - this sounds facetious but it's the literal truth - they have calculatedly decided that facts no longer matter, only emotions do. So they say ANYTHING, even things they KNOW are false, to get the emotional response they want. Ted Cruz is a great example of this. He is not a stupid man - he's Harvard Law educated, which doesn't make him a genius but he's certainly not dumb - but he says THE most stupid things ever. That's on purpose. He gins up the rage machine and by the time anyone can correct it - if they ever do - the focus has moved on. It's on purpose, by leadership at least. They know the followers ARE actually that stupid and ignorant and they play it to their advantage constantly.

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    Ally Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of our education system failing and the need to pay teachers more!

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The republicans/trumpers block all legislation to fund schools they actively defund them too. The governor of Texas is writing up legislation that states kids don't have a right to an education guess he's taking that to scotus bc Roberts says the constitution doesn't guarantee any rights not written in an amendment which is a lie The authoritarians have now made the US a hybrid country. We are no longer an endangered democracy we are now in danger of full authoritarian rule. They keep banning books and now they're targeting library apps. Soon as they torch the libraries and mass kill peaceful protestors for all to see wo fear flee to another country quickly bc that's the end.

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    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupidity of trumpers is depressing and exhausting.

    Ross Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Native. American." ...The clue is in the name? Dumbfucks.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the early 1880s, Congress (US) determined that Native Americans weren't, in fact, citizens of the US. Just to give everyone an idea where Trump et al. are taking the world.

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    #25

    Educated Comeback

    Educated Comeback

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    Richard A Petro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange, my body is, well, just a "body" neither a night club nor a temple but a 73 year old, somewhat sagging, definitely hurting pile of flesh, bone, blood, etc. without a trace of concrete or bricks. If I were a building, I'd probably be demolished to make way for something more useful.

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, old buildings are beautiful, and centennial homes are often restored. There is beauty in old things

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    Emma Dakin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your name's not down, you're not coming in.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and temples take "donations" from everyone that enters them...

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop this "holier than thou" attitude. Enjoy life. You only get one.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought of it that way...so like a public park

    Rebel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is a temple, take your shoes of and everyone can come in

    Jo Kidd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a put down! Very good

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is a slightly run down, but nice Applebee’s.

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    #26

    I Could See That Happening

    I Could See That Happening

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk right in to someone else's home and tell them it's yours now?

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then plunder the cash registers on your way home lol.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And enslave the store workers and other shoppers.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our country isn't the United States of Columbia. If we have to have a holiday named after the person who discovered America, then shouldn't it be Amerigo Vespucci? Instead, we have a holiday named after the person who blundered into the Bahamas, then went on a psychopathic genocide spree.

    Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wouldn't it be Lief Eriksson day? Wasn't he the first white guy to find America?

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    RafCo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rape women and spread disease?

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To really get into the celebration you’d have to kill the employees and enslave the shoppers that are already there.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once suggested that I celebrate columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them that I own it now.

    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get lost in the Natural History Museum and look for a spice shop.

    Blue Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then stab everybody in the store and claim it as your own?

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Columbus Day is allowed..we should have other days, like Hitler Day or KKK Day weekend...kinda like the Brits have Guy Fawkes night

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    #27

    No, No. He's Got A Point

    No, No. He's Got A Point

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    beesechurger elite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, the old seeing gay makes u gay argument

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it looks so compelling, especially since up until about 5 years ago most of the LGBTQ+ movies were about gay bashings or AIDS. Clearly queer people who grew up watching these thought to themselves: "THIS is what I want, where do I sign up?"

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    Joy Hunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, depopulating the earth is pretty much the only way to save it.

    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly! Can we please have more non-procreative sex in the world? It will be fun and won’t harm the ozone layer.

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    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to worry about here, all the lesbians will want to have sex with women.

    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also....a little less overpopulation sounds glorious & would surely do wonders for the environment.

    Raiden Prime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridiculous. Everyone knows they put the gay in the water.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was hummus, since all vegan men are gay, right? /s

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    Mark Stewart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot of course there'll be someone to have sex with women - the lesbians 🤣.

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depopulating the Earth sounds like a good thing.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a bunch of pirate movies and still haven't turned pirate.

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be concerned. There is a lot of STEM on TV and the Internet and you're still a moron.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting how "Gay" to this idiot apparently only means "gay men". Because as far as I know all the gay women are still lining up to "have sex with a woman".

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    #28

    Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!

    Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!

    DeliciousOutside9 Report

    Stoopham McFernybabes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless, my making assumptions about someone’s doctorate is not Dr Smith’s fault - that is my own error and my own problem. Furthermore, if I was having a stroke at a dinner party there’s very little a medical doctor could do to help me immediately, anyway, short of call an ambulance. Ben, this is a terrible analogy.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Benny isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The etymology of the word doctor is docere, Latin for teach. It wasn't used in a medical sense until much later.

    mikejaz2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was ever at a dinner party and someone introduced themselves as Ben Shapiro, I'd need a doctor!

    Anni Fetzko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I an idiot because Im not even sure what Shapiro's point with the comment is...People shouldnt be able to get doctorates in anything other than medicine?

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no point to anything Shapiro says, ever.

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    James Peters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if the person was a medical doctor the only thing they could do at a dinner party is recognize the signs of stroke and call the emergency number.

    Paula Pattison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is only as a courtesy that medical doctors are allowed to use the title, they do not have the actual qualification (usually a Phd) plus who introduces themselves at a dinner party as "Dr Smith"

    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if he were a medical doctor, it's not like he can do a CT scan and push clot busters at the dinner table, dumbass

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    #29

    *whispers...ohhh Burn*

    *whispers...ohhh Burn*

    closettransman Report

    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to whisper 😉

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    Colin Leamon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she literally doesn't know where you're from on a map

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention how she just proves her own blind, clueless patriotism by not knowing anything about the other country. Derp.

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    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can live in our housing without being told the decor is wrong by a HOA. Also, we can't get fired coz the boss is in a bad mood or wants to bully someone. We also don't need ID to buy alcohol to celebrate our 90th birthday. Also our cops tend to not be murderous untrained egotistical psychopaths. Amongst other things.

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna come live with you, Phill. I'll bring my own groceries. Do you have room for my 2 horses?.....see what you did? Some of us are now coveting your life! 🙇‍♀️

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All four have valid points. Unfortunately, the person posting the original statement is most likely one of many asssholes who subscribe to the far-right dog whistle dogma. All four "whispers" are examples of the very issues these idiots absolutely do not want for this country, so I doubt their replies had any effect on her.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *whispers* metric

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my siblings go to school the only thing I worry about is a lice infestation

    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And time off work to vote

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this. I never had to use it in all the years I was working, but it was there if I needed it.

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    Daniel Ikelman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minimum 5 weeks vacation per year...

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there's a country that beats us in the confident stupidity department, we're #1 in that.

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    #30

    Rare Twitter W

    Rare Twitter W

    Homelander-30 Report

    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. I'm a Catholic and I absolutely live this rationalised response!!

    Jasper Cool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do appreciate that many of the Catholics I know think science and service to others is important. Unlike the sorts of people who followed this guy's father- who entered politics because he didn't like the federal government telling him he couldn't keep Black people from enrolling in his religious college.

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God and Satan agreeing. Such bipartisanship

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, Stephen Hawking was quite clear about God being non existent

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this kind of attitude from religious people incredibly irritating. Acting like every known atheist is going to convert on their deathbed is a religious person's fever dream. The act of dying is not going to create some kind of panic in us and convince us to give up everything we have stood by most our lives. Atheists don't say they are atheist for shock value. We really don't believe in a creator or the devil. I'm not scared of death. It's a part of life and I'll be here for as long as I can make it.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe a lot of religious people are terrified of death and make up what they need to not be so scared.

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when God and Satan work together on the idiots.

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    #31

    I Like Tomatoes

    I Like Tomatoes

    Fluffy_Bubbly_Angel Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it has its origins in the middle ages. It's easy to measure with body parts, like the width of a thumb, or the length of your foot. Problem came when every city had their own version of an inch, foot, mile, etc... Napoleon had enough of it, and introduced a new system, based on meters. But Napoleon never reached the UK, or the US....

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    ChimeraBubbles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know there's whole imperial vs metric thing on the internet. I can't be the only British person who uses both. I have recipes that I use imperial for and some I use metric. I measure height and weight in both at different times. And I use miles for driving, never km, but I do use metric when measuring a room or piece of furniture for example. I swear I can't be the only one!

    Richard Portman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use both. Why not? They each have their strengths.

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    Judes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! I'm a mathematician and even drunk I wouldn't invent the imperial system. For starters, I can't even explain it to anyone when sober, so there's no way I'd be able to explain it when drunk.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in school, we learned the metric system because we were told we would eventually convert to it. It's been 30 years and I'm still waiting. What's funny is once you've been using the imperial system your whole life it's like second nature and you don't think about it being difficult or strange to others.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    59 here, and twice while I was in school, they tried to teach metric, saying we (US) were going to start using it. Only thing I have come across since school is needing a metric socket and wrench set

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just the tip of the iceberg. The correlation between spatial dimensions and force or energy ones can be achieved much simpler and less error prone with the metric system.

    Bartosz Szamborski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing about modern imperial system is that the deffinition of international yard is based on the meter (since 1959)

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An imperial mile was also based on 1000: on average a grown nan was 5’2”. He could count 1000 paces, which roughly equals his height. That’s why the mile is 5,280 feet.

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the name was 'milles passuum', for 'thousand paces'. Shortened to 'mile'.

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    Doc Moran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest assured a handful of us who live in this dumbass country agree with you.

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Distance from my city (Valencia) to Madrid is only 1125 tomatoes.

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    #32

    No You Didn't

    No You Didn't

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PhD and Dr. Does not always = medical. If I'm not mistaken, this one happens to be REALLY good with numbers.

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    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she trolling, or really so unaware that she shames men for only wanting sex while calling herself a s**t?

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claims men only want one thing, also posing provocatively, wearing lingerie in her profile pic, and flat out refers to herself as a s!ut in her SN. Not saying there's anything wrong with dressing that way, or self identifying as a "s!ut", just seems a little counterintuitive.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say the same. There is nothing wrong with calling yourself that or dressing the way she does but of COURSE it is going to attract a certain type of response.

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    Blaze Fitzwater
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just bit my tongue laughing😂😂😂😂 #ouch

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! This is freaking GOLD!

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    #33

    Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton

    Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton

    lazarushelsinki Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can we not love that woman?

    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry the National Treasure of America is DOLLY PARTON.

    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly babe. You are a treasure. 🥺💓

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't deserve Dolly Parton.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly Parton IS s the American dream

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly is the epitome of sass, brains, and humanitarianism. And I love her music. She's my hero.

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    #34

    I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

    I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

    SilverMedalss Report

    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She decided that marrying Ben Shapiro was a good idea so I wouldn't trust her judgment.

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    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "who, it is rumoured, is a doctor." fella doesnt even know his wifes job

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just confused why he wrote it like that. I think I will start all my statements like this. My husband (who might be a owl tamer in a volcano) stayed up late to have a drink and watch YouTube fail videos cause we don’t have kids and he didn’t have to be at work til the afternoon.

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife is a doctor. If it weren't for feminists breaking grounds a long time ago, she still wouldn't be allowed to vote and have education.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone willingly married Ben Shapiro.... OK, wow. I assumed all this time he was single and childless. Now I won't sleep tonight. :-(

    Andrea Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of women out there with no taste and less sense. Someone wants to marry Levi Bellfield and he killed two women and tried to kill another with a hammer.

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    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, who is murdering babies outside the womb? Is that what he thinks abortion is? Abortion is when the embryo/fetus is still inside the womb.

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know what he is trying to say either -

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really missing the connection between a woman seeking an abortion and a mother staying up to care for her sick child. She had the child. She should care for it. She doesn't deserve a medal. I've been there multiple times with my own children. It's called parenting.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since he specified "outside the womb" he's not talking about abortion.

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    Good Luckas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine getting roasted 2 times by different people and being in the same list in bored panda. Lol

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She isn't to smart to have married and bred with a horse's a*s either.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since she married you, it's obvious she's not the smartest doctor to walk the earth...

    KDS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a baby is outside the womb it is already born or an ectopic pregnancy.

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    #35

    Who Needs Kids Anyway

    Who Needs Kids Anyway

    kyreann , twitter.com Report

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birth control is a marvelous thing.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cos children make silence scary to hear...and I am not ready for that transition yet

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just by the sheer force of severe social anxiety and the peace of mind of not having any god danm kids

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ignorant treat their uterus like a clown car.

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 51m, with no kids. It wasn't that difficult - they're called condoms. Moron.

    Brandi Powell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because some people can’t have kids. What on Earth is wrong with that woman???

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 kids, no matter the mom's age, sounds like a goddamn nightmare - but 5 kids by 23 is someone that needs to learn how to take birth control.

    Ross Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people, like myself, actually sit down and think about whether they should or should not have kids, rather than just having kids because that's apparently what you're supposed to do. I chose not to have kids because: 1: I am not father material, and I would be scared that I cannot in fact raise a child to be a better person than I am (spoiler alert: I'm kind of not) 2: There's already EIGHT BILLION of us!! Do we REALLY need more people!? Maybe a birthrate decline is not actually such a bad thing?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the world in it's current state, I am even more thankful that I never wanted to bring children into the world... better for the earth too.

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    #36

    They Haven't Looked At Anyone

    They Haven't Looked At Anyone

    Ehansaja Report

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some incel-level insecurity, and honestly it creeps me out.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are female incels called cause we all know women like that.

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    j.a.r.c.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she's into gay men?

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure gay men look at women. Just not with sexual intent, but that's not what she said, so..

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    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny as hell. Humans are gonna look. If you're attracted to someone,they will catch your eye. Its how much decorum you use that is the difference. You can look in the donut shop, but you don't have to drool all over the window, and if you have donuts at home, you don't need to get any more.

    Brook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k here's your gay blind man

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she would be a c**t.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my man didn’t look at other women, I would be kinda sorta worried!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In prison since release from juvvy?

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    #37

    And Then He Blocked Me

    And Then He Blocked Me

    professorearl Report

    Bella10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that it only took her one minute to reply with that cracker 😂

    Rylee Evergreen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh thank you for pointing that out, I never would have noticed and now I love this one even more.

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    Raiden Prime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rookie comeback. Never pass up a chance to use the word "micropenis" to burn a dudebro.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very reasonable pricing

    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #38

    They Got Nowhere To Be

    They Got Nowhere To Be

    Comfortablejack Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could set up your phone so you could do that

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone checked on Sonic lately? :c

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be really unhappy trying to walk fast too. Not because of the slow walkers, but because of the crippling pain. But you do you

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recent study found that fast walkers are less likely to suffer dementia

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they found a correlation with longer lives as well.

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    RandomFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I have severe depression cuz I speed walk like I gotta get the heck out of dodge wherever I go.

    Tilly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is totally me. A 5'1 woman walking way fast than the dude who is 6'5. Now move them legs you should be faster than me. Or at least step aside so I can move past. Instead of looking like I'm stalking you closely.

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking fast is better exercise than walking slow.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When wandering around, gawking at stuff you move slow. Got something to "mov'n out"

    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you grew up with a tall mom who walked fast.

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    #39

    Ink Is Expensive

    Ink Is Expensive

    meamacaveman Report

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College tuition prices are outrageous. There. I said it.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Higher Dducation and health care in 'Murica are financially predatory.

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    Daniel Ikelman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College is kind of a scam...helps you start life in debt

    Sandra Givens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it lets you get a job that doesn't involve shoveling mulch around flower beds or folding sheets in a discount store (I've done both). My masters degree let me get a secure professional job that let me take care of my family when my late husband fell ill, and is providing me with a decent retirement. Going to a good trade school, which can cost as much as an academic college, can also lead to a secure financial future. Put something in, get something out.

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College is like reading all night. You'll regret doing it in the end but regret's overrated

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the tuition and we still had to pay for printing, it was ridiculous.

    Sandra Givens
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuition pays for instructors and the physical facility where you attend classes, as well as the staff needed to maintain records. Books, printing, etc. are going to cost extra, unless you want the college to just charge everyone another few hundred per semester, whether you used the copy machines or not.

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    Okatango
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of money, still think twice before printing: It costs trees

    Ashley Galyen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest here. Usually it is the professors that require a print out to be turned in for a grade. Students are often reluctant to do it because it costs them money. It costs the professor nothing, so they do not care.

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    P B Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a printer cost$ 4000 a month to use 🤪

    Sandra Givens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Renting printers and copiers and maintaining them costs $$$. Its not just about the paper, although it can be easy to run through boxes of the stuff, especially if people don't pay for it.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one expensive printer.

    Nicole A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing how expensive college tickets are, it's slightly disturbing for me that you can ONLY buy 465 Disney tickets.

    AcrylicMasquerade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mathematically, for those who care, the yearly cost of operating that printer is, apparently: 48,000 taco bell tacos 13,008 gallons of gas 504 tickets to Disney world. So, much much less than the tuition of 5200 students. Which means, yes. Tuition is outrageous.

    Spiral Agent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the office Dory say? "Just keep printing, printing, printing."

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    #40

    This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

    This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

    BelleAriel Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what else flew over his head is the ahole who started this does wear suits so yeah, maybe congress should go casual if it comes with integrity

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I know your country and people are being bombed to hell but not wearing a suit is disrespectful to the good ol’ USA and me”

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Schiff - living proof that assholery is alive and well in this country.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called being smart. Just like officers in war don’t want to be saluted, as it makes them a target, so too would wearing a suit make Zelenskyy a target. Dressing the way he does makes him look like every other Ukrainian man on the street. If he went around looking like the President, he’d have been shot by a sniper long ago.

    Sandor M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not fighting,there are no snippers targeting him,and even if there was,they would know him by face. It's mostly an image/pr thing (I don't mean in the negative way,just can't find the right word). He is supporting the ukrainian army, population by showing that he is one of them and they have a war to fight. When talking external leaders,he again reminding them through clothing that Ukraine is a war torn country

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the rich and the higher-ups instead of the soldiers would fightin their own wars when they disagree...we wouldn't have had any world wars to begin with

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. The rich who get us into wars should be on the front lines.

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another born rich white conservative.

    Linn Shonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we can see how well that “elite “ education worked for him!! Can’t fix or educate stupid!! 😉🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤫

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    Colin Leamon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be interesting to see how many draft dodgers were wealthy to poor

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an a*s hat, without directly telling me you're an a*s hat.

    Mark Robertson-Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with this fixation on clothing? Why is it constantly tied to levels of respect? Ridiculous. You can be a total d**k and still wear an expensive suit. Ask any politician.

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    #41

    Clever And True

    Clever And True

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    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s sad. Even if you come out people may say “you haven’t met the right person”. It’s still so effed up that there is a lot of risk when coming out

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And again gay women apparently don't exist in people's minds.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course they do, but a man replying to a man's comment (assuming it was a man) will obviously be referring to the benefit of a straight man

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    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gay and not out of the closet, you are still valid and loved

    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I have a hard time with people that pay taxes in our country not getting equal rights.

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in my forties before I came out. Not long thereafter, my spouse admitted that she'd always wanted to be a woman. She transitioned two years ago. We just celebrated 17 years of marriage in March.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay isn’t a state of mind, it’s a state of being.

    Colin Leamon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, dear friend, is a very good point 😜

    Paul Richards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't breed, and they generally are fabulous and raise property values

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but then the lesbians are taking the women, cos we help our gay friends out and leave some men for them. x3

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I'm sure that some straight men find that outrageous because all those women are not really gay, they just *haven't had a real man yet*

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    Willem Oosterhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if being gay is exclusively a male thing... Bit shortslighted.

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    #42

    That's Gotta Hurt

    That's Gotta Hurt

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor sex-restricted. My wife (44) plays Minecraft with me and our 8 yo boy.

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No amount of concealer can cover up that burn

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I find them fun and a good way to relax after work? And I'm a 34 year old woman!

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fun after 22!!! Up high though, grown a*s woman, love video games as a narrative artform and also pew pew aliens is fun.

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    Stephanie Wittenberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reason other grown men - and women - play sports, cards, word games, solve puzzles and sudokus, etc. The more you use your brain, the sharper and more flexible it remains. Especially as you grow older.

    Erik Ivan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone play video games nowadays. Ok. Almost everyone. Even ladies.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman and I've been playing video games for over 20 years. In fact, it's probably closer to 30 years. I love that so many people play them now because more demand means we get better narratives and improved graphics.

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    ToGo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely fine to not want to be with someone who plays video games, I don't. However, it's not fine to mock someone who does play them - especially not using age as the reason. Some adults build model ships, some even use colouring in books. Whatever gives them peace and relaxation is up to the individual.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lots of adult friends who collect Lego sets & build them. Just read about a 73 year old guy who has been collecting Hot Wheels cars since the 90s, so he started his collection when he was in his late 40's when he started!

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video games have developed with very complex and engaging story lines that are sometimes better than movies. Plus it's just relaxing in its own way.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because it's a good way to speed through the 15 or so hours until my body will allow me to sleep again

    Safy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And usually the person asking about why you're playing video games is the same person who sits and watches reality TV for 30 hrs a week as "entertainment" - thats all it is. Another form of entertainment.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much like a good book. Video games are entertaining. Much more than some tv shows

    Sadia Adnan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you however video games and books are totally different things and I can't imagine books being on the same level as video games. No offense (everyone has their own opinions) but books are much much better

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    #43

    But I Need A Vaccine

    But I Need A Vaccine

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

    Agron54
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, like so many things. Americans were so susceptible to Covid because we are unhealthy as f**k and massively obese as a country. All on board with the vaccines but living a healthy life style is the real magic bullet

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    Jerry The Joker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why Republicans don't fund education.

    Pogi Gwapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I don’t wear a parachute because I haven’t landed yet”

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic case of "Lots of opinion backed up with lack of knowledge"

    mikejaz2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes practice to be a skillful idiot.

    Lisa Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And brutalizing the English language. 'don't have'.

    Marvelous Rex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of "aint" summed up their mentality all on its own.

    grey galah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elephant in the room where there anti-vaxers bark is called "polio". No, darling, it's not that game you play riding a horse.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, every 5th movie talks about finding a vaccine to cure diseases. It drives me nuts. In The Walking Dead, every living person was already infected, yet they talked about a vaccine. Vaccines don't cure disease, but nobody told Hollywood apparently.

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they get vaccinated for holidays...

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    #44

    Premature Celebration?

    Premature Celebration?

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    Mary Jeffries
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see him in anything, I want to have a Tim Curry-a-thon.

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    Nemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw Legend after RHPS and that solidified my love for him

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    R Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'That'd be smashing' lol, such a british phrase ha ha ha

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone confused as to what is going on in this post? Just me?…..

    Mari Ng
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because "Sleepy" said that Tim Curry is dead (enjoying the afterlife). Tim Curry responded that he's not dead yet

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    Jade Gleeson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read his bit in his rocky horror voice:)

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing!

    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah I read it as Nigel 😂 weirdly my fave thing Tim curry is in is that show ‘legend’ 😂

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    #45

    Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

    Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

    nomaddd79 Report

    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has Marjorie Taylor Greene done one thing for the state of Georgia since taking office? Her typical day seems to consist of waking up, trolling Congress, harassing victims, going to some white supremacist meetings, cleaning her guns, then going to bed.

    Busy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's done one thing for sure: brings the state of Georgia more into national conversations. A lot of people who read her comment or listened to her speech asked, "where does she come from?" 🤦This level of fame used to reserve only for Florida and Texas🙄

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    somnomania
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god mtg is so stupid, i wish she'd get launched into space

    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AOC is so talented in the arena of snappy, eviscerating comebacks. That's a Jewish Space Laser level burn.

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor Greene makes Trump look classy. There, I said it!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greene is a living breathing dumb blonde joke, with such a total lack of awareness she can't see she is a self-parody.

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And AOC actually loves the United States and is a true American patriot, whereas MTG hates America and is pretty much a proven seditionist who should be behind bars, not in the hallowed halls of Congress.

    Orionpax75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marjorie is one dumb b***h sheesh

    Richard A Petro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MTG is the "joke" here no matter what color hair.

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    #46

    Now That's A Damage

    Now That's A Damage

    just_CHILLI Report

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs some ice ice for that burn burn ....ok I’m out

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    Charga-NZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a threat of a mass shooting with groups over ten?

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    Leisa K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha!!! True enough.

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    #47

    The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

    The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burned so bad he’s practically cremated

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed tooo much because of that joke😂😂😂 you really are funny. Seen many of your comments on other posts, and I laugh everytime, 😂😂 And i love your nickname😅

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    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just see the pile of ashes that resulted from that burn

    Tt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet most 'women' on that site, if it's even real, are actually men who will endlessly bless each other with d**k pics

    Blue Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I’m imagining only lesbians or women looking for other women signing up and leaving him in the dust

    I like……. food
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be cool if it was like a lesbian dating app tho

    Nina Wang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aloe Vera isn't going to do anything for this burn

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to see the girls are speaking back to Ah*les.

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    #48

    Poor Darren ?

    Poor Darren ?

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.medstarhealth.org/services/the-burn-center

    Vision Jinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who actually says things like that on a public account??

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't like the fact that she's implying that a man crying is a pussy...

    Will Lanni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah man it's great. I haven't met a pussy yet that isnt tougher than a ... er... "rooster."

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    Victoria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, 911? I just witnessed a murder....

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    #49

    Owned, Every Single Time

    Owned, Every Single Time

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    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also a sex trafficker but still no word from the repubs at all. And the most punchable face in the universe They'll only get rid of cawthorn bc they think he's gay and outed their coke filled orgies not bc he's a hitler enthusiast or a serial sexual assaulter.

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash Matty - Christopher Reeve couldn't fly, William Shatner has never captained a spaceship, and Harrison Ford isn't President of the USA (or an archaeologist or a smuggler)

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that you say, Matty? You've got your knickers in a twist over Ron Perlman "...portraying the White Supremacist leader of a motorcycle gang" (which, by the way is incorrect)? Let's talk about your portrayal of a moronic scumbag congressman who transports minors across state lines in his free time. And let us not forget your payments towards their "education" - philanthropy being your other hobby, obviously.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matt seems to have just discovered acting.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you even dare mess with Hellboy ?

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ron Perlman is more really a hero in real life than he was as Vincent.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Ron Perlman got game! That clap alone makes this man a legend.

    Agron54
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always a cheap point to bring up a role someone played. There’s no expectation you have to be ideologically aligned to whatever character you’re playing. Jason Momoa had a great come back when he was interviewed about playing Khal Drogo. The interviewer tried insinuating that he was a rapist or supported rape because his character raped Daenerys in Game of Thrones.

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    #50

    It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

    It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

    BelleAriel Report

    Ben Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which American city was that, actually?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And apparently these cities were burned to the ground every single night. And then presumably rose from the ashes again in the morning in order to be burned again.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't Charlie Kirk the one who said that universal healthcare should not be a right, then ended up in hospital with a medical emergency and put out a call for help on social media.

    Raiden Prime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these debate chodes like kirk cherry pick statistics, present them disingenuously, then sell bumper stickers to mouth breathers.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOX News got a couple images of people behaving badly and decided to go all in, playing those clips non-stop, wall to wall coverage of the same thing they've shown a million times. They even played clips from places not in the USA, claiming it was happening here. Imagine if that's the only place you watch news. I guess you'd believe it. That's the entire problem. So many people use a singular (bad) source for all their information.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They basically played a clip of scary, violent rioters on a nonstop loop. The trouble was that the clip was 15 years old, and shot in Paris.

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    Jo L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2011, Canadian hockey fans in downtown Vancouver caused $5 million in property damage over losing a game. I can cut some slack to people rioting over things that actually matter.

    Lisa Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The end of democracy will come with a gun and a bible wrapped in the flag'. Wow! Actually coming true! Horrified.

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sending people to prison won’t undo the murders.

    Dinu Bogdan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So because one does it, it's ok for others to do it? Nice example of hipcrisy comming from a place of arrogance

    Lioness Nature
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fires were set in my city but the fire department put them out in no time. If anything places of business were boarded and had metal barricades from the ground up to prevent further damage. A year later things looked more so empty, not burned. The pandemic made it hard for businesses to recover from damages. Some businesses weren't hit but still closed and sold the property because of lost revenue during the pandemic.

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    #51

    But He Went To Get Milk...

    But He Went To Get Milk...

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl streamer? What is that?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gamer that streams videogame footage and happens to be a woman

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's trying to make you his mother....become his stepmother instead. Much more fun

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh. She just roasted the chicken out of him. I'm mean she burnt him.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You arrange a funeral..dude is done

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No recovering from that... ever. He's done.

    PixelShroom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a dad that actually loves you?

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    #52

    I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film

    I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film

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    Axolotl King
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like subtitles, because even though I have fine hearing, the dialogue sounds all jumbled up and I can't understand much from a show, or I do hear it but don't really process it unless I have the subtitles on as well.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Auditory Processing Disorder. I have very sensitive hearing as well, but, as you say, words get jumbled up. I think there are tons of people who have it and don't realize since it's not something that gets talked about a lot. My mother has a hearing loss that requires hearing aids, so I got totally used to subtitles. It's not until they're missing that you realize how helpful they actually are. Another bonus of getting used to subtitles is that you can watch foreign media.

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    Michelle M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently learning Spanish with Spanish series, and subtitles are my teachers.

    chicken
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know about anyone else but when I watch anime, I have to watch with subtitles cause I don't like the anime English voices and now its practically a habit

    RafCo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot hear without subtitles

    Megan Romero-Herman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope my ADHD brain can’t handle them..

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bsjbsjs my adhd brain cant hear without them !

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read very fast, but I feel like I'm missing the action when reading

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can read & write English up to a reasonable level, but I feel like I’m missing the details of the storyline without subtitles.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since my wife and I like to watch the zany Turkish comedies, I need the subtitles, she is Turkish and can understand the words. I can't.

    DannX68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be happy she didn't grow up in Denmark. But I'm actually GLAD that I did, since reading subtitles while watching English language shows, even as a kid, helped me to learn English early and quickly.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have subtitles on all the time. I started because one of my kids is hard of hearing but I actually really like it. I leave them on even when my kids aren't watching TV with me.

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    #53

    It Wasn't Us....

    It Wasn't Us....

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they did not get in touch

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already know about that. They are looking for others doing the same thing so they can get together and form a Facebook Group.

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    #54

    He's Not Wrong You Know

    He's Not Wrong You Know

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    S. Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry the OP experienced that. But their 'misunderstanding' reply is the best thing I've seen in ages 🤣

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! DId not even need words to burn anonymous. lol

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea what I'm looking at? Someone explain please.

    KellyKix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some racist a*s told him the websites are for white people only, so the black guy switched his controller to a white one.

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    #55

    Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

    Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humour is subjective. This is a very efficient joke, just not (subjectively) that funny.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Monty Python doing the Bruce sketch "You're American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's F***ing close to water."

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it! I don't get it!

    Nicole A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The literal translation is "until I SEE you again." So it's like asking if a blind person said "see you later." Not sure why they asked about deaf person.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is common to say when you talk on the phone with someone and don´t even know what they look like.

    NamiKoa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My German friends liked this one: How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? - One. They’re pretty efficient and not very funny.

    #56

    At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

    At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

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    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So only approach women in places where they don't want to be approached. Got it.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta club her over the head and drag her away by the hair. If shes consenting and actively looking for a relationship, shes obviously not wife material.

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    Mondo Cane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my wife at a night club, 22 years ago and still together.

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 at work 14 years. 1 was a friend of a friend 13 years. (my very) last one was internet. happy for 9 years so far.

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it could happen but I don't know anyone who met their spouse at a library, gym, or coffee shop.

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i met mine in a coffee shop but it was different. we just chose that place as a first meeting.

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these men really think party girls don't like a little people watching while doing some screenwriting

    Zuila
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met my husband at a bar where was a topless waitress night. Fun times

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women appreciate being disturbed while reading or frantically studying for exams in what is supposed to be a quiet space though, trust me. And they just go wild for getting leered at while trying to just get some excercise. Also the best way to endear yourself to a potential women is by getting between her and her coffee at a*s'o'clock in the morning. Foolproof

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe look anywhere cos all women are beautiful

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    #57

    I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

    I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are for everyone. Don’t normalize depriving men of cats.

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually men liking cats are a green flag in my opinion, they are more likely to respect my boundaries and know about consent.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who says they have a cat or cats should be obligated to share pictures of said darlings.

    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I can't imagine why anyone would say this! It would be a massive GREEN FLAG for me if a guy loved cats & an even bigger thumbs up if they owned a few (okay I admit there is potential for me to like his cats more than him....)

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. People are weird. Once had a guy friend tell me a girl didn't think it would work with him bc he didn't like garlic lol

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    Raiden Prime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient Egypt would like to beset a curse on them.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh boy, i get to use it in the other context for once. Ok here we go. Today we are enforcing toxic masculinity by shaming men for *checks notes* having cats.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well anyone that degrades you for your choices is toxic. So Yay Cat Love for weeding out the cretins

    Ross Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If somebody has a problem with you for having a cat, you don't need that person in your life.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their cats are like rainbows ... everyone should get one in their lifetime

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    #58

    Toxicity Isn't Cute

    Toxicity Isn't Cute

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it scary that she's bragging about this!

    Lennah Palbachm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a personality disorder? Or maybe as a joke, idk

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pppfft. Lmfao “sign of a mental illness”

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't get over the amount of people who believe all humans fall into 12 different personality groups and where the planets were when you were born somehow affects this.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we should not romanticise abusive relationships

    Marik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to say b**ch - but I know to much nice, sweet, non-toxic b**ches. They're fun to play with and the puppies are really cute

    Fierrochase4life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wanna be...THAT PERSON, but this is rude. I have a mental illness and I'm not a neuron-negative idiotic pillock with eggs for brains. ;)

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the behaviour she speaks of is a sign of mental illness. It isn't rude, no need to take ot personally either.

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    #59

    Because They Get Fired

    Because They Get Fired

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eagle Girl, you may be onto something there!

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause if they dont the cashier gets shot. If the cops dont, they just shoot the other guy.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they have to to keep their jobs, for cops...that's their ENTIRE job.

    #60

    Having An Actual Sense Of Style

    Having An Actual Sense Of Style

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    Colin Leamon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, is this a riddle or are you joking?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the left, Matthew Lesko, is actually known for wearing suits like this.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I remember correctly, the man on the left did fairly well for himself with those commercials

    Gan Chaill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "dudes wearing punctuation on his clothes, that's totally a bad guy costume! -jefferson twilight

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    #61

    You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!

    You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's another line for my collection.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Vitamin D Deficient Circus Clown. Just rolls off the tongue

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    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. James Joyce made this exact point in The Dubliners about people who crapped on about "Irish culture" while speaking barely a word of Gaelic. Of course, maybe it's asking too much for people who want to talk about "Irish culture" to have read Joyce...

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He isn't a clown! .... He's the whole circus

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    #62

    Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol

    Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...so all those Wendy's burns ...are a computer

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh digital retail...good times

    #63

    The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

    The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

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    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, some of us are very passionate about people not dying.

    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Others wish to encourage the antivaxxers to just die, already.

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    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have issues with breathing. I dont think masks really help (mainly due to behavioral reasons, they work in the right setting, right use but that's neither here nor there). I still wear one, if only to help others feel comfortable, and hell it cant make it any MORE dangerous. Why? Because im being asked to put a tiny piece of cloth over my face, not SET MYSELF ON F*****G FIRE. seriously, its not that hard, just wear the thing for the 5 mins when you pop into the store. I promise you will live.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we should show all the "It's just a flu" shouters the images from New York in 2020 - here in europe those looked like footage from a pandemic movie about some super lethal disease

    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people think the human race survived through and after every other pandemic/plague in history?? We moved through it blind until they found a way to fight it?? FFS!

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you tell these people how many people have died of plagues they just can't comprehend a number that big so it must be made up. Their worlds are so small there is no way over 1 million people have died of Covid in the US alone as the number climbs

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we're very passionate about staying alive.

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New York Times Headline today: One Million. That's one million fathers, mothers, children, aunts, uncles, neighbors and friends. That's America only. We used to have numbers like this from polio, diptheria, measles, mumps, etc. Then we developed vaccines. Oh wait - we did that for COVID as well. What is wrong with these people?

    #64

    Ticks Also Gotta Eat

    Ticks Also Gotta Eat

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the snake in the grass 😶

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spray some OFF, and it looks pretty comfy.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then light a few citronella candles. So romantic.

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    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *adds a million bottles of bug spray to the cart*

    Carolyn T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My allergies have been activated just from looking at the photo.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Euch. Hate ticks, objectively the worst

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the fear of nature... wow. take a walk sometimes folks.

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    #65

    Such Tomfoolery Amirite?

    Such Tomfoolery Amirite?

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't be a hooligan" - he forgot to add "you bloomin' boob".

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thinks he's so smart when really he's a clown who took the bait to get Twitter interactions.

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell them about the moon.

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a tactic to increase engagement?

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comeback has put me in a good mood.

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    #66

    Much Cheaper

    Much Cheaper

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is Nigerian. Since a man spoke out about his three kids belonging to three different fathers (about 3 - 4 years ago), men have been having DNA tests en masse. And about 60% of these men find out that they've been fathering another man's biological child(ren).

    #67

    The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

    The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really "controversy".... those of us that are not religious are generally not fans of religious people trying to impose their beliefs on us via powerful lobby groups or utilising taxpayer money to build mega-mansions and/or defend child rapists. If religious organisations would stop trying to impose their sick world view on everyone else and start paying tax - then yes, what you said would be the case. (and yes, i am well aware of the paradox there) And no - religion does not "equal" charity.... charities are charities... and if advancement of religion was no longer a tax free loophole, it would in no way impact charitable activities (if any) of religious orgs.

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    Ross Perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I uphold an individual's right to an opinion I can't agree with misogyny. Therefore i feel compelled to say the following; when quoting (or reading) text that is 2000 years old it is important to remember that as well as the words there is a context to those words. As a lecturer at theological college told me, "a text without a context is a con." Paul's letter to Timothy addresses a particular issue for a particular community, to read the comment as generic and to apply that statement to another people, in another time demonstrates a lack of understanding of the context of scripture.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the bible once, worst novel ever

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but we can ignore those bits of religion right? Well if they're from the Bible. When it's from the Qur'an we must highlight them as the only bits of note. 🙄/s

    Bee she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that verse as a comment on here making fun of my joke. I was Raccoon Queen at the time, and boy did they hate me

    Leodavinci
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    3 years ago

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    Evangelical "Christians" (and any others who engage in it) need to stop with their Old Testament fetish. Christ brought us all a new testament to live by.

    e gads
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it wasnt a world-wide message, was it?i mean no one in the Americas heard of the guy for a millenia and a half, Australia wasnt colonized till the late seventeen hundreds and nobody even bothered talking to the Inuit till the late eighteen hundreds.didn't they count?

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    Joy Hunter
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    3 years ago

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    Please shut up, Green Blob Person.

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    #68

    Car Thief's Nowadays

    Car Thief's Nowadays

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same as the guy who broke into a football coach's home and reported him for having certain pictures of children - there is always a line that never gets crossed, even by criminals

    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He literally kidnapped her kid. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/thief-returns-after-stealing-womans-car-scolds-her-for-leaving-4-year-old-son-in-vehicle-beaverton-oregon

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, at least it was on accident? And he returned the kid?

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    #69

    Hate Cancel Culture

    Hate Cancel Culture

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    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there was the whole flood thing...

    j.a.r.c.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flood, Jesus in the temple, the egyptians, Sodom, Gomorrah, Job It's a book chock full of Yaweh's cancellations of those who said or did the wtong things. Except Job, his life was cancelled, well, just because, as a test.

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God also sent 2 bears to cancel/kill 40 kids because they laughed at a prophets bald head.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiiiit, whats all this hell business about then?

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention Sodom and Gomorrah.

    Wellen Dowd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible never said it was an apple.

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact I’m the bible god cancelled the first woman because she didn’t fit the ideal woman template. I guess it was first pancake logic…

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's exactly what God do.

    Jaime Butler
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    3 years ago

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    He had a good reason tho, not eating the apple was adam and eve's only job

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while Eve was deceived Adam knew exactly what he was doing.

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    #70

    Not Really An Own But Still Awesome

    Not Really An Own But Still Awesome

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    #71

    The Scapegoat Concept !

    The Scapegoat Concept !

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nominate Jeff Bezos..who seconds it.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats, now start a millennium old religion of love and acceptance with rules and values that get so distorted that they start being used to perpetuate hate and discrimination in the world

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Financial Christianity with its sole enemy.... Capitalism Lucifer

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    #72

    Why Didn't He Try Again????

    Why Didn't He Try Again????

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if he tried harder, he'd be called a stalker.

    JACKSON NIESE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly is it these women's goals to encourage men to not take no and be creepy stalkers cause this is how you do that.

    Ross Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy did the right thing and left her alone after she said no - and now she's pissed that she DIDN'T get harassed!? Oh for f**k sakes ... 🤦‍♂️

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why were at 99% of harassed and abuse of women in the world...leave the mind games at chess please

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman who means no when I say it. Asking again is like forcing me to enter your manipulative garden maze with questionable hope of exit. That s**t is stressful

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I hate women like this. No means no and people should respect that. This guy did. I'd say he should be applauded but I'm not sure we should actually applaud people for meeting the minimum standards of decency. This woman on the other hand far surpasses the minimum standards of stupidity.

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women like this are the reason that guys are told to 'keep trying' when it comes to women.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flashback to the days when a woman was told to act hard to get, or the man wouldn't respect her.

    Aden Lawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this person wants a telepath as a partner

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    #73

    The Fall Of Rome!!!

    The Fall Of Rome!!!

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rome had quite the same inherent problem as the US : a political and social system gone so bad and unfair, only benefiting a small, rich and greedy minority, that there was nobody left to want to fight for it. Average and poor people just didn't care, it didn't change anything for them when Franks or Goths kicked Roman landowners out and took their place. The difference is that it took one century of constant Germanic incursions on the Empire's territory for Rome to actually fall ; it seems that the US are just going to fall on their own, and it might be much faster.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My state has some of the worst roads in the country and our governor just gave everybody $125 back on their state tax refunds because apparently our state has a surplus. Guess where my $125 went? To fix my damn car from regularly driving over potholes big enough to sleep in.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rome had the grace to fall before they reached this level of degeneracy

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever traveled on Roman roads? They really weren't any better 2000 years ago.

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    #74

    Complete F**king Legend

    Complete F**king Legend

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    Tatiana Kouzmanoff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.

    Libby Tailor
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

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    Then why banned the minorities speaking their own native language? (Please don''downvote, learn more) I absolutely hate Putin and his politics but Ukraine is not so innocent. That is NOT means any country can go to other (small) countries and make war.

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    Ahmed Akram
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    3 years ago

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    He was never the target. Nothing heroic here.

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except, ya know, putting your life on the line for your country,

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    #75

    He Held That One In

    He Held That One In

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    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally just watched part two of Deathly Hallows.... trust me, I would love to be able to ask Snape for a cup of tea rn...

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Rickman would have had a chuckle over this

    #76

    People Are Savages

    People Are Savages

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good one lol.

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Eh. That doesn't even qualify for being a comeback... let alone being clever.

    Flossy May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive seen a few comments being rude on this thread. If you are going to be rude get off bored panda

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    #77

    I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

    I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a great comeback lmao first person was a entitled b***h bag

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this a Tinder convo? Why even match if you think the other person is ugly?

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The censoring 😂 dad instead of dead

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    #78

    He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

    He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah bc The Rock cares about some whiny white lady

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick and choose... They always do...

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also do not let adulterers live, allow foreigners to live among you as natives and to do onto others what you would want them to do to you , so.....

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    #79

    Another One From Cringetopia

    Another One From Cringetopia

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    RafCo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old, so understand I'm asking out of ignorance. What is a pan? Im assuming it's not a dude with a flute and goat legs.

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof . Burn unit, we've got a code magenta

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bisexual, I really don't know where these people are coming from.

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    #80

    Love That Disney Channel!!!

    Love That Disney Channel!!!

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    seasidecav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbour had 6, I figured she had my share.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me none, brother & SIL 5. I always say "In our family my SIL went into production"

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having no kids means never having to be suspicious of silence in your own home

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What problem. The fact that you couldn't get your baby daddy to babysit for you

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i enjoy being the problem, it girl.

    Ross Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 40+ with no kids, I guess I'm the problem then.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM the problem, also the solution. I am in fact, EVERYTHING. because i have the house to myself

    #81

    Oh How The Turn Tables….

    Oh How The Turn Tables….

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's an emergency, lights & sirens are required. Gonna guess by the clear, non-moving pic, the van just sat there...breaking the law

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is he all the way over the white line, he's completely blocking the pedestrian crossing.

    Tracy Lymn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the tables have turned? The title makes no sense. Is that what people think the expression is now?

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from The Office (US). This version is now the accepted part of the lexicon, and its origins will soon be forgotten.

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    Jerry Stover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rules don’t apply to police anyway.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a police Volvo slide to a stop way over the line and then back up. Great driving. Also had one in the left or ahead only lane turn right without indicating and only my paranoia (and knowledge that lots of idiots did the same on this roundabout) avoided a crash. Staggered junction, the Police Range Rover on the right (UK) pulled too far out, so I couldn't see. Had a word with the passenger who said to just pull out at the same time as they did. If I had done that, the car that had to swerve behind them to miss hitting them would have crashed into my little Fiat.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where I live you can make a left on red so easing up after stopping is the safe thing to do

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    It could be worse, no one is being beaten to death.

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    #82

    Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness

    Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit of an own goal there Pastor

    Andrea Careless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m no theological scholar, but I think the Gospels are the only New Testament books said to have been written by the apostles who were there.

    NamiKoa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, and this is why I think anything Paul wrote is just an angry man’s ego trip - and yet he has defined our western society (not for the better, in my opinion). Everything about Paul makes me mad.

    Wait, what?
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    3 years ago

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    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it only eliminates 1 of them though…

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Fluffy Griffin rightly points out, none of the Apostles were present at Jesus' birth, so Matthew and Luke are out. John is known not to have been written contemporaneously with the events. And while Matthew and Mark agree on what Jesus said on the cross, Luke and John give versions that differ from those two and from each other. So Mark, who agrees with Matthew, is out because we know Matthew is out. Which leaves...nobody.

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    WhyAmIHere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's so old that he did witness them. He has a point! He was there so he can gossip about them.

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    #83

    Ironic, Isn't It?

    Ironic, Isn't It?

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    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.

    King Kashue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as much as I think Crypto markets are bollocks, there's more actual value underlying it with blockchain than there is with Gold and silver, which have little inherent value other than rarity.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quite the opposite, actually. Just look at the immense fluctuation in the value of cryptos, plus you cannot exchange it for any of their underlying values and hold something substantial in your hand. If the market crashes, go and try to buy bread with your crypto, whereas someone will always take a gold coin as payment (toss a coint.. you know the drill)

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    #84

    He “Died” At 33…

    He “Died” At 33…

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    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus also never wore t-shirts.

    Miss Marmite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a CHAIR in the corner?! Jesus didn’t have that!!

    Ben Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This b***h is going straight to hell

    #85

    Kids These Days

    Kids These Days

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    #86

    Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

    Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

    CuriousBrajesh Report

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So stealin that! Hahahaaaaa!!!

    Cadena Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old boss used to call him the one that looks like a doodle bear

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he looks a bit more like "Jared Leto's" The Joker character from Suicide Squad.

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    #87

    Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

    Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

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    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very Republican response! Well played!

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kept a few of those types of comments to use at a later date too. 😆

    #88

    Idiots Gonna Idiot!

    Idiots Gonna Idiot!

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to write that last bit down this very minute.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Trying to figure out how to work that into everyday conversation right now.

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    Busy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nigel Farage is the Ted Cruz of UK.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a bigger failure in that he has failed in 7 attempts to be elected as an MP. He got less votes than someone dressed as a dolphin.

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    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "B*****k faced foghorn of ignorance" pretty much covers most politicians to be fair.

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    Vee Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "b*****k-faced foghorn of ignorance" ... I definitely must remember this for future use :-) And thanks to BP for censoring "b*****k". I think there are worse words ...

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brits do have the best insults.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This book of call-names is getting kinda heavy

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    #89

    They Must Be Punished

    They Must Be Punished

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of dystopian world let's kids do the work of the government in healthcare

    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the robotics team was that upset, why didn't they build the kid a wheelchair?

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    #90

    Compound Interest

    Compound Interest

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets

    Nemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Highlander you buy everyday items like pottery or paintings. Wait for a couple of centuries and then sell it

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    RafCo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basic growth economics. The value of things generally increases over time. Think of owning an index fund, or land. The value increases over time, and wealth grows. So if an investment strategy works well over twenty years, it'll work better over 100 years

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also I assume if you're immortal and already killing people, you'd have no moral qualms about stealing.

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    #91

    Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon

    Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just throw the government on anything dont they. What's next? Watching Dora will turn you kid communist and give them cancer?

    #92

    Hands & Feet

    Hands & Feet

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    Busy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any link to a YouTube video capturing this moment?

    I' Gomez & Morticia's kid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Miss Costa Rica) https://youtu.be/XKIWy_GsiAg (Miss Gloria Diaz) https://youtu.be/iISihcIinuI

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    #93

    Is This A Comeback? Idk

    Is This A Comeback? Idk

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'How to tell you're not over someone without saying you're not over them'

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t forget to feed his guide dog”

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "lol. awesoem" (spelling not intentional but i would leave any typos as is)

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He/she must be in a bad place to be dating you

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's great. Hoped if I stopped feeding you, you'd just go away so maybe this will stick"

    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've never dated anyone worse than you."

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "as they say, someone's upgrade is their downgrade"

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always told to dispose of rubbish thoughtfully

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    #94

    Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

    Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

    SorysRgee Report

    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you know, you get that little bit extra.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. I was wondering just exactly who the confused party was, us or them...

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    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't like surprises. Wants to make sure he's getting what he paid for.

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    #96

    Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

    Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

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    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule of thumb, the left is trying to save people, the right is trying to kill them.

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iain Banks said something similar: the mistake the left makes is assuming everyone is basically as decent as them, and the mistake the right makes is assuming everyone are bastards like them.

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    S. Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This....is incredibly delusional.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is she. Mentally unstable as well. The people of Colorado clearly smoked WAY too much pot (or crack) on election day. She is disgusting.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only problem is that, each has an agenda that is either taken as black or white, no grey areas. For instance, if teachers are allowed to teach anything they want to the kids and allow them to read any books, what is to stop them from requiring the kids to read KKK or Neo-Nazi books? One of our law and justice professors tried to make the KKK "manual" required reading. I refused and told him that I would not engage in anything that promoted racism. He then sent a message around to the students saying it was an optional reading assignment for extra credit. No one in the class took him up on his offer. Next semester, it was dropped entirely.

    ラジエルテンペランス
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    3 years ago

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    My body, my choice is for all people, be it abortion or vaccines.

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. Pregnancy is not a communicable disease, and you are a moron.

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    #97

    Would've Never Thought Of That

    Would've Never Thought Of That

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a molecular neuroscientist who did my thesis on Down syndrome and the term "mentally r******d" is actually far more useful than the WHO replacement "intellectual disability," as retardation specifies that this is a condition of development not acquired. But the internet happened and now we cant have nice things like well-thought-out terms in science. [even bp censored that and I am literally talking about a medical state.]

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, "r****d" in French means delay - so it's a development that is just delayed, but not altogether disabled.

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    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the "e" censored in the text of the post but not on the stamp? *scratches head*???

    ラジエルテンペランス
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R******d is a medical term, just like moron and imbecile.

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also has been appropriated to be a slur so be careful how you use it lol (not necessarily at you, just a general psa)

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    #98

    This Must Be Nice

    This Must Be Nice

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    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My understanding (and I'm more than happy to be corrected on this) is that the Electoral College means less densely populated areas get equal representation in the number of votes. So if (using made up numbers to make it easier), Montana has a population of 100,000, they get ten votes, but New York with a population of 1,000,000 only gets eleven votes, so they don't unfairly swing it in their favour to the detriment of Montana? Have I got that right? Mind you, proportional representation works so well too...

    Lizzy Crit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is correct also why the house of representatives is determined by population and the Senate is fixed 2 per state, House writes laws and Senate ratifies. It's a good attempt to balance things, more populated areas DO get more votes for president (one vote per representative in house and Senate combined). California and New York do get more of a say than Montana. Where it goes wrong is those representatives in Congress don't have term limits and do take money, a lot of money, from corporations. And there's no good way to stop the corruption in Congress since Congress is writing the law.

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's have a multi party system complete with ranked choice voting..by all. Let's see autocrats win now...

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    #99

    Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

    Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

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    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will be sitting at the gas station looking like a fool for a long time

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ma'am, you need to move your car if you're not getting gas."

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I open and gold the door for humans, dogs, and the occassional pigeon. I am all woman

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just pictured you holding a door for a pigeon. Lol!

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    #100

    Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?

    Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?

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    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you failed to blow your load, you would want some anonymity as well.

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    Janie Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an episode of The Young Ones.

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    #101

    Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

    Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.

    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait seriously? I always hear yelling in my head when I read all caps.. Gives me a mental headache or makes me wince. Not joking or trolling here, at all.

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    #102

    Equality In A Nutshell

    Equality In A Nutshell

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    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this woman think that was a cUtE little story? She was sorely mistaken.

    M the Lemur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree!!! Stop👏objectifying👏human👏beings👏

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mentioned this to some women on here a few weeks ago, that were being overly descriptive about their intentions towards a couple of actors, in theory, but really aggressive. I asked how they'd feel if it were a guy talking about a woman and man, no one was happy with me. It doesn't get viewed the same.

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    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really hoping that little girl has some good teachers in her life because the mum is not raising her in a healthy way

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    #103

    Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

    Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I frankly don’t get it, can anyone please explain?

    Hemath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In India if you don't print 1000 invitation and send it out and if there are people less than 500 it is considered to be a small wedding.... ........... Literally people give out invitations to someone just because they barely know them

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    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that would assume they´d have cared for people starving or not ...

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s that got to do with Harry and Meghan?

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They came for the spices, the tea and the diamonds...not the culture

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. We came for the spices and the diamonds. We put the tea there ourselves.

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    #104

    Right Here Waiting For You

    Right Here Waiting For You

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew Richard Marx had it in him?

    Lizzy Crit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said he aint gonna stop until we're satisfied

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be right here waiting for you

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best known for playing Art Mullen on TV's "Justified", he's just recently produced a documentary on "what really happened on January 11th!", which is where Marx's comment is coming from.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excuse you richard marx is a treasure

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traitorous a$$bag is my new favorite insult!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Richard Marx! He said that one of his songs, Touch of Heaven, was one he hoped couples would be able to...*ahem...have fun to.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Richard Marx! So talented!

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    #105

    Sorry, Try Again

    Sorry, Try Again

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    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she just pointed out that she couldn't spell manipulative without help from a man. Then it blew up on her.

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    #106

    Double Standards

    Double Standards

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    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ic, i, ss, i oh no my eyes and innocence

    Ross Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pair of grey sweatpants - and I don't care if somebody else is bothered by them.

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    #107

    This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

    This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

    RoDev455 Report

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is threatening my dog with sexual assault?

    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why, are you going to cut her hair like yours?

    Deson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that or trying to figure out how much lift he could generate in a wind tunnel.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A2+ B2= the 70's called, they want their hair back in the museum 2

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the kid in the pic the op though? i didnt think it was

    #108

    Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

    Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

    Iboshero Report

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol

    #109

    Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

    Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

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    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, in general, anarchists don't vote...

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ted Cruz is like the worm trying to crawl out of a dog's âss the night before a vet appointment.

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're just Biden their time...

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    #110

    A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

    A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Rush Limbaugh the racist bigot who mocked the disabled?

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes he did a lot more horribly sexist misogynistic racist homophobic things too

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    Ross Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm calling on Joe Biden to blah blah blah" This coming from somebody so important that I had to google them to find out who the f**k they even are.

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    #111

    Copy And Paste Attack

    Copy And Paste Attack

    AnxiousIndicator Report

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they thought the Star Wars posters were real too

    DannX68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY! I used to think the first Star Wars was actually filmed in outer space! Granted, I was 9 at the time ...

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    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I'm convinced Momoa could pull that off though.. just sayin'

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    #114

    Cant Think Of A Title

    Cant Think Of A Title

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he is a horse's asss. I really don't see the problem.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd forgotten all about Joe Rogan. I'm going to get right back to doing that.

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Rogan call himself an idiot?

    ラジエルテンペランス
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    He is complaining for everyone who was mocked and censored for recommending ivermectin, which has proven effective here in Japan.

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's been debunked by Reuters stop spreading misinformation. No one is being given the horse medicine in Japan. Its easily googled to fact check you. You seem to making some things up all through his thread. Rogan was upset his snowflake posse was getting upset but makes fun of people that are being treated inhumanely. His ilk project that's all they do

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    #115

    The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent

    The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Rep. Higgins putting as many right-wing buzz-words into a sentence as he can, and not being too concerned with it making sense.

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, you handled the external threats...so we' re gonna handle the internal ones...you know the systemic racism and predatory government welfare system we got going on

    #116

    Destruction 100

    Destruction 100

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    WhyAmIHere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically 'Weight 100' would mean they're nOt heavy...

    Penny Harrison
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    3 years ago

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    The 100 is a reference to college courses. Math 101, Chemistry 101 for example. The 300 is a reference to weight. 100 pounds, 250 pounds and 300 pounds for example

    #117

    Josh Fainted

    Josh Fainted

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I borrow the card. Gonna need it...

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so he pretty much roasted himself, since "ME" is Josh? Or is this taken from an incel chat where men complain why they always end up in the friend zone? (which, by the way, is not a bad place. It means we actually like you as a person and want to have you around without the romantic or sexual stuff, but I guess some men's masculinity is too frail to value that)

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    #118

    Full Support

    Full Support

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have an Iced Chocolate thanks.

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    #119

    Sigma Male Spotted

    Sigma Male Spotted

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    #120

    Elon Musk Has A Son??

    Elon Musk Has A Son??

    americanthaiguy Report

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damian must be thanking all the gods for his name right now

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    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has six sons (including a set of twins and a set of triplets) and his only daughter was born in December 2021

    #121

    Breakup Texts

    Breakup Texts

    DrugInducedBeard Report

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shootout was intense..but someone else won here

    ラジエルテンペランス
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    3 years ago

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    Women fake orgasms, and men fake caring if they have them.

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    #122

    Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

    Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

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    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to answer your own birthday invitations

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    #123

    This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

    This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

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    #124

    Dwight From The Office

    Dwight From The Office

    reddit.com Report

    Colin Leamon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was great in Discovery - the only good episode before I gave up in it