Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Is it me or does it seem strange that even though all the shootings by white men outweigh Islamic attacks in America...and yet the hijab is a symbol of terrorism and not the " lone wolf" shooters.
I think it's even stranger that the people most hostile to immigrants of all kinds are the same people who think it's ok to overthrow the government. I am far more afraid of someone in a maga hat than someone in a turban.
Load More Replies...In all seriousness though, i do get nervous when I see a white male walking alone anywhere. I start to check for exits.
Or a church Or a mosque Or a synagogue Or a mall Or an arcade Or a junior high school Or a senior high school Or a university Or their workplace Or a restaurant Or a street Or another person's home Or a community center Or their own home
Well Well Well
It is speculated that he has serious health issues as evidenced by his physical response in some recent interviews and public appearances. Karma needs to be swift on this one.
My boss sais the same. Putin does look bloated these days. The war might be his attempt at wanting do go out with a bang or being remembered for something big... I just hope he will not get desperate. He has nothing to loose if he really is terminally ill....
Load More Replies...I've been hoping one of his own people does the deed. It would save lots of innocent lives if that person did it today.
Rumor said he's going to have a surgery. By then he would hold the world record for the person whose surgery people mentioned the most in prayers.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the surgeons committed a "public service" during that operation.
Load More Replies...That would be satisfying indeed, but I think some Polonium 210 in his tea would make more sense in his case, and also cause much less damage around him somehow.
Do You Have One?
I prefer the term, "How the turntables", from The Office.
Load More Replies...If this is your attitude about adopting a pet, you shouldn't have one.
There are a lot of purebred pets in shelters, sadly. Most of them used to be pets of people like this, who wanted a "trendy" breed to impress their friends, and then dumped them at the shelter when they got tired of them, or realized that dogs come with "some assembly required" and need to be taught how to behave.
I once adopted a purebred Malamute who had been in the "Bad Dog" section. The worst thing he ever did was steal my hamburger when I went through the drive thru. He also was a reverse racist. He loved my black friends, which led me to believe that his original owners were black. He was in the shelter for 20 days, 10 in the bad dog area, 10 in the regular section. We had already put in the papers on day one because we knew he wasn't bad.
Load More Replies...Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Please remember a Christian is for life not just for Lupercalia.
Load More Replies...Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
Every. Single. Time. This is why I can't to be old, I get to roast people so good.
Load More Replies...In that logic why are they speaking in English if they are in America and not England?
Old white b***h in a wheelchair forgot to mind her own damn business that day.
And Forida? I heard that there spanish is the second official language
Load More Replies...OMG! I can’t believe I have a related story: I have a bunch of mental health issues and like everyone else, depression seems to be the main symptom. I was with a new friend of mine who was a quadriplegic, & we were having lunch at a restaurant. When I got there, I apologize for being grumpy, and said that I had a mood swing triggered by something on the way there, but wanted to try to make the best of our day. She looked at me and said, “Why don’t you just think about positive things and be happy? “And without missing a beat I looked at her I said, “Why don’t you just think about standing up and walking and do it?“ I’m so glad you said that to that horrible woman. People are so isocentric it’s mind-boggling; so glad you shared that story. AND I’ve posted on here before, about how the word “just” can be so toxic - perfect examples!
Sadly so many people do not understand how debilitating mental health issues can be. They think we all just need to lighten up.
Load More Replies...America is not a country, it is a continent in which millions of people speak Spanish.
I think you're a bit confused there, sweet. North America is a continent. The United State of America is often shortened to 'America'. 'Americas' refer to both North and South America.
Load More Replies...The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
He's also shown us how many absolutely unhinged, weak insecure white men there are in the US!
A fact many women were already, sadly, very well aware of
Load More Replies...I had a similar argument with my grandmother. She dared me to say one nice thing about him and I said he makes me laugh. Grandma responded, “I always liked his sense of humor, too.” *WHOOSH*
i assume you really couldn't discuss Trump with your uncle as it's hard to talk about the man using only single syllable words and the appropriate grunt or two as you scratch your armpits.
Why on earth would you not take him up on his offer not to discuss Trump?
because some of us are still hoping that a discussion might have an educational effect on those people.. hope dies last
Load More Replies...I am impressed that he came up with one thing! I love this burn, and I will try to remember it next time I need it.
The Third World Refugee
What is she talking about? Between 30% and 40% of people born in the United States have failed to integrate into a civilized society.
Still amazes me how since social media became the #1 choice to communicate or vent, just how many people in power sound like inbreds. Really shows who you are supporting when all their advisors and writer's arent aren't on hand to stop them typing after a drink or two. Their true colours really show.... human race is doomed completely
Oh she's done plenty. Riding on her white privilege all the way to being a racist c*nt wearing fancy garb. If not for the family coffers, she could be working street corners. It's hard work milking those privileges.
Ms. Witzke apparently thinks that the United States represents a "civil society". Guess she really doesn't get out much, nor read the news but watches "Fox so-called News" 24/7!
but not from a so-called "third world country" - I once read that this was a term created in the US, with the US being the only first world country and everyone else being second or third. But I might be remembering incorrectly.
Load More Replies...I teach classrooms full of third-world immigrants and refugees. I'd take any of them over Madame Racist up there.
Define third world and civil society. Civil society is a broad, general term. And third world is a rather outdated term whose use and definition have become increasingly problematic lately. I live in a highly diverse community in NY with a sizable chunk of immigrants coming from these so called third world countries. My neighborhood is safe and thriving with a wide array of big name corporate businesses and mom and pop establishments. I went to middle school and high school with kids from these so called third world countries and a lot of them excelled. Sounds pretty civil to me.
I moved to Australia from a 3rd world country and yes the education system was ahead of Australia at the time. They wanted to move me to higher grades here but refused as I didn't want to stick out. There are so many other things that make a huge difference between a 1st and 3rd world country and if you had to visit over there, you would see a massive difference. The people aren't bad people, where I am from they are super friendly etc but poverty and corruption amongst the government etc are what brings the country down and make everyone in the country suffer. Kids over there want to go to school, whereas here kids will do anything to get out of it.
Load More Replies...Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
awww... these guys are so sweet! Putting the reason they are incels right there on their shirt to save everyone time.
I'm glad they gave themselves away I wish all people would where their toxic stupidity on their shirts
This is nature's way of protecting us from morons; much as a "rattle" on a rattlesnake tells you to back off, the plumage of the "Obviousus Idiotos", when in full display as with these two, warns sentient creatures to back away slowly while carrying a very large stick in case they come closer. Ain't Darwin wonderful????
OMG. Look at the left guy's moustache. Seems like something nasty is stuck in it. I'll take 10 covid shots please!
Neither of those sweatshirts has seen a laundry room in quite some time.
My guess is neither of these guys has seen a woman in quite some time.
Load More Replies...If by uncut he means not circumcised then it's the only sensible thing in that picture. I will never understand the logic of circumcision unless there is an actual issue that warrants the need for one.
My dad told me that during WWII, a lot of the uncircumcised men got infections. He claimed that's why circumcision has been normalized in the US - gotta make sure our babies are prepared for war when they grow up. Not many chances to bathe on the battlefield; being uncircumcised requires better hygiene to prevent infection than a circumcised penis does. : (
Load More Replies...Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
No supermarkets at the weekend, hospital visits, trips to the cinema, flights from the airport, trips to the beach, shopping, I mean anywhere really that involves driving and parking somewhere. How dare disabled people try to live their lives, have fun or run errands in evenings or at weekends!
My absolute favorite response of all time. I'm disabled and I approve this message
I believe Daniel has a genuine disability... the space where a brain should be was filled with jello.
No, only people with ingenuine disabilities are allowed to go out for coffee with friends. /s
Disabled people aren't allowed to go shopping, go to bars and watch a movie?
Nope, we are not. I guess we just have to stay home all the time...yeah F that.
Load More Replies...What a wonderful question! If they are, does that mean that they are protected by the Americans With Disabilities Act? The mind boggles at the possibilities.
Load More Replies...Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
It's too late! We need to get him to the burn ward, stat!
Load More Replies...Does anyone else think OP learned a new word & jumped on Twitter to show how smart he was?
She's right. As a matter of fact, within the same species, bright colors are very often used to ATTRACT a mate, not repel one.
My first thought was of the peacock and it's magnificent feathers.
Load More Replies...If by unnatural colors this person means colors from outer space they're absolutely right.
I just wanted to say I love your hair colour in your avatar pic.
Load More Replies...Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
devil is actually a christian deity. Remind them that Satanism is a Christian religion and it freaks their s**t out
Load More Replies...It really is interesting to me that people who choose not to indulge in magical thinking are so looked down upon by people who believe in magic, revolving around a deity who taught it was wrong to look down on people. I was in a museum to see an exhibit of Hindu art. I was standing beside a gorgeous statue of Ganesha. A couple Southern Baptist women walked up and one said "I can't BELIEVE there are people who believe in a floppy eared elephant god!" I said "and amazingly, that was said by someone who believes in flying creatures and holy ghosts!" My friend restrained me, because I had a lot more to say... about things like respect .
Oh yes. We love the missionary work to save the souls of the poor believers. Evangelical Athiesm- is so embedded in everyday culture its practically invisible 👍😜
Load More Replies...This! I get mad when people accuse atheists of "pushing their ideas on everyone" b/c it's simply not true. At least it's not true for me or any other atheist I know. Most of us are very secretive b/c it can hurt us in real life. It could cost us a job, or even place is in physical danger. I talk about it online but very rarely in person. However, religious people don't realize how many times a day religion pops up. It is everywhere. I deal with it on a daily basis and I'm generally not bothered. I'm a "live and let live" type person but when people started accusing atheists of being out there, like we're trying to convert the world, that's just BS and I will get mad.
"... like we're trying to convert the world..." Well, see, we're "converting the world" by living regular lives instead of being criminals or living in the gutter like we're supposed to. We're being bad examples. Some believers see we're not suffering the wrath of God and start thinking maybe they had been fed tall tales.
Load More Replies...Like Ron Reagan says: "Lifelong atheist. Not afraid of burning in Hell."
I always say, "I wouldn't want to go to heaven anyway. Just look at the people who claim to going to be there."
Load More Replies...They forgot about carrying and quoting the atheism book they don't really understand because it is all written in metaphors but feel superior about it because the atheism guide person explained it to them in the most profitable way.
In my neighborhood, we are absolutely plagued with white shirt and tie wearing guys on bicycles who blanket the neighborhood, beating on doors, and leaving pamphlets everywhere.
Load More Replies...im atheist and I actually try to avoid the subject usually because I don't want to offend anyone. this reply is just like srsly spot-on xD
Atheists are just normal people. They receive a lot of unreasonable, undeserved hate.
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
yea its not exactly a comeback, but a thing for everyone to relate to (if you know what i mean)
Load More Replies...The difference can be being vaccinated and having a couple of miserable days in bed or being unvaccinated on a ventilator.
Exactly Hannah that's what we're seeing here (Ohio) in the hospital system the doctors I work for have privileges at. The risk management department does its own analysis and statistics and informed all the department chairmen of their findings and there were only 5 cases of patients needing ventilators that were fully vaccinated the rest of the ICU patients on ventilators were unvaccinated or only received partial vaccines (meaning they got one shot but not the second). 100% of the medical staff (doctors) are vaccinated and all recommended the same to their patients that's enough to convince me.
Load More Replies...Both seatbelted and unseatbelted people can get into a car accident.
I have underlying health conditions that meant if I caught Covid I would die(pickwickian syndrome, asthma, and damaged lungs), I got both doses of the vaccine and a booster shot because I didn't want to take any chances and guess what I did catch Covid and it wasn't any worse than a mild Cold with just a few extra side effects.
Sorry you got so many downvotes SoulSurfer, there was no reason to sneer at your worries and experiences. And your English is fine
people who got the jab can't allow themselves to see the truth & insane amount of side effects from the vaccines. It would be like they're admitting they were bamboozled. I myself took the jab in order to keep my job - and now my work place doesn't even talk about the vax or boosters for new hires. AND - I now deal with prolonged periods, plus random bouts of nerve pain that runs down my neck into my arm for weeks at a time. Never had that before the jab.
Load More Replies...For the people that don't get it, he is basically saying one is worse in this case the one without the vaccine is him and the one with the vaccine is serena
Vaccinated and currently have Covid. Not great, but I've seen people need lung transplants on the news station.
The Entitlement
I would not say entitlement, more illusions about one's own importance.
Load More Replies...What about, “Hi! How is your day so far? Mine is pretty good! Do you think I could have one small coffee please? This place is my favorite for coffee!”
Why is common curtesy so difficult for some people. I'm not a morning person and if I must go to Starbucks, I'm as pleasant as I can be. Usually something like, "I apologize, but may I have a medium Pike please? It's my first cup of the day and I can't people yet."
Even if I'm having a terrible day and am in a s**t mood, I'm always polite to others.
Load More Replies...And say "Thank you," when you receive your beverage. Courtesy is still free.
Yes we do. Thank you kindly for pointing that out eh. 😁
Load More Replies...Oh my favorite is the person having an animated conversation on their phone, on speaker, and not acknowledging that I said "hello, how are you?".
Oh, I saw that sooo many times when I was a grocery cashier! One guy was so focused on his phone call he even left his wallet full of credit cards on the checkout stand. Another one had his teen daughter with him & she was so embarrassed when she had to tell him he needed to pay for their groceries. I told her "no worries" & gave her a smile.
Load More Replies...I've been in food-service for almost 25 years now, and I've seen this kind of attitude more than I care to remember. I will never understand it. WHY would a person think that someone else is below them, simply because they work in the service industry?? Seriously? It's just a job, like any other. That service worker could be sitting on their butt at home, they could be out selling drugs, they could be out robbing people. But they're not. They're a productive member of society, working for an honest living. And it's very often stressful, physically, mentally exhausting work, believe it or not. It takes critical thinking, problem solving, and the ability to multitask. You have to be able to bend, and lift, and be on your feet for 8-9 hours or more a day. It's hot, it's greasy, there's hot and sharp surfaces all around you, and you have to know a lot of food rules. And you have to learn to grow a dàmn thick skin, because if you don't, dealing with customers like this idiot every day, will literally suck out your soul and eat away at your heart. And that's not even bringing into play some of the evil corporations out there, and how they treat their own employees. It's a lot harder to work in fast-food than some people think. And not just anyone or everyone can do it. It takes a certain kind of person, to be able to work that job, and stick with it. It might not be glamorous, it might not be prestigious, and it might not pay the best. But it IS a real job. We're not there because we're stupid or lazy. We're there to pay our bills and support our families, and also, for the kids, to gain valuable work experience. And we all WORK our àsses off for our money. That aside, we're human beings, just like everyone else. And just like everyone else, we deserve respect, too.
Wish I could up-vote this more. No such thing as unskilled labor. Bet that jerk couldn't do your job for 10 minutes without getting fired.
Load More Replies...What A Good Reply
And for Mr. Rubio's consideration, Matthew 19:24, "Again, I tell you, it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into god's kingdom."
Pity Jesus didn't say much about Medicare. Although raising people from the dead might count.
Load More Replies...In my experience, religious people are of low intelligence...and sprinkle in some ignorance and racism
No, no, it's the other way round. It's not Christians who are stupid. It's the Stupid people who are Christian.
Load More Replies...Rubio is just a shill for the wealthy. One of the billionaires marketing boys masquerading as a man of the people
Jesus: don't quote s**t you don't plan on doing, even Satan can do that man, .......get your act together
Every time an idiot quotes scripture an angel gets a colonoscopy.
I used to think Rubio was the worst! Then Ron Death Sentence was elected. Boy was I wrong.
He and Abbot of Texas. I swear there is a new law in Florida every day. He is real, really, really unhappy right now. POC, the poor, the disabled, and Democrats can now vote more easily again. A judge just told him that his new plan for redistricting is ILLEGAL!!!! I am so happy!!!! I am sure he is in a corner somewhere sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth while plotting his revenge.
Load More Replies...The Only Reasonable Response
If your trust in a person (especially the trust to save you or be a team player) depends on what kind of genitals they have, then... I actually don't know how to finish this sentence... Then you're a horribly bad judge of character and should never have been accepted into the military in the first place?? I'm speechless. Which doesn't happen very often...
As an old straight white guy who saw combat in the marines, I always thought this mentality was stupid. If you replaced gay, or female, or transgender with "african american," people would (rightfully) lose their minds. But when you say it about these other types of minority it's ok? If someone is able to fulfill the duties of a position, that should be all that matters.
I openly admit that I was never in the military, so I might be completely wrong, but I was always kinda under the impression that there are more important things to worry about in a warzone than the genitalia of your fellow soldiers... maybe I've misunderstood something?
Call me crazy, but I suspect that if you are in a life or death situation you will trust any person who is armed and on your side. Trans people want to live just as much as you do, buddy.
Maybe more so even, they are happy with the life and body they have chosen.
Load More Replies...I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Someone ought to remind him of his "immune system" if he should ever be so unfortunate as to develop any form of cancer.
Better not. There are people who try to "boost" their immune systems (not a thing, btw) with orange juice and beets to fight cancer. There's also coffee enemas, but I'm not sure what they are supposed to be doing, besides the obvious.
Load More Replies...Laurence Fox. From great actor to political activist and it all went downhill from there. Idiot.
It's funny that people who don't believe in science or vaccines will blindly follow an orange guy who told them to drink bleach and use unproven drugs. Both bleach and hydroxychloroquine are products of science, so I am confused...
Why've they blurred out Lawrence Fox's name? I mean, it's not like we can recognise him instantly from his face or anything, is it?
It'a quite funny - they're protecting his identity because they didn't realise he was a Z- list celeb
Load More Replies...Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Who are the synonym rolls metaphor? (Made for)
Load More Replies...I can't have those rolls. I have the "lack toes and tall or rant" problem 😂 (not mine, but wanted to use it)
I am more worried about her baking skills than I am with her lack of knowledge on how to spell certain words. The cinnamon rolls do not look done.
Yes 😂 It's kind of important to be able to read the recipe too. Wonder how much synonym was called for and where to buy it 😂
Load More Replies...Keep Your Stick On The Ice
Canadians:¨Oh honey ur gay? That's fine we love you¨ also candians:¨if you don't root for this hockey team we will disown you.
In my country it is considered to be as stupid as any other form of marriage.
Lol now I want to know what country because this is the hot take I'm here for.
Load More Replies...Ha. HAHAHAHAH... holy c**p he''s so right.. "As long as it's not the Leafs... just... no."
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
Where did Cain and Abel find females mates????
Load More Replies...Six?? Six was created by god? Seriously how are the other numbers gonna feel....
As a Christian, y'all take the bible waaaaay to literally. Not everything actually happened. Much like the boy who cried wolf, sometimes a story is told to teach a lesson. Every religion has the same basic principle: don't be a d**k. Let's try starting with that before we move to step 2.
Better still, Genesis mentions Adam and Eve’s three children: Cain, Abel and Seth. All males. You can do the math at home as to how the rest of humanity got here. Take your time.
If we, as a species, all came from ONLY 2 ppl, we would never have made it past the first 200 years without looking like malformed mutants. Edit: also, that whole "sex is for marriage" thing, yeaaa....can you pass that note along to your priests? That would be swell, the kids would appreciate it.
Altar boys would really appreciate it if that message that "sex is for marriage only" went out to priests.
Load More Replies...Dear Kristin, Since you seem to take the Bible literally, where exactly did Cain's wife come from?
Sex is also implied to be for procreation not recreation. Must be a lot of good times in OP's house
And Eve wasn't even his first wife.
British Got No Chill
Not only is he not wrong, he is 100% right, and Americans who think they have more "rights" or "freedoms" than other nations are kidding themselves completely. The "right" to work more hours, for less money, with basic healthcare dependent on that job, no guaranteed vacation, no parental leave, and the risk of being shot dead in a shop or cinema or on the street because a Republican governor decided "permitless carry" would likely get him re-elected. Americans are absolutely f*cking oppressed and denied all kinds of basic rights but they've been brainwashed by their flag-worship and Pledge of Allegiance so some of them will keep defending their own oppression. It's absolutely astonishing.
Load More Replies...I regret that I have but only one upvote for this comment...
Load More Replies...I really, really want to understand this mentality that I hear from some American’s mouths - that other countries don’t have “rights” and don’t have “freedom”. I saw an interview, recently, with some big wig, political person who was involved in Trump’s campaigning, an intelligent sounding, educated person, claiming that in Australia we “don’t even have freedom”. To what are they actually referring? I really genuinely would like to understand what they think they are trying to say.
First up, you have to understand it's not rational, and these statements are made to appeal to people's emotions and to their "patriotism" (which translates to blind allegiance in their minds), so looking too hard for facts and logic is not the way here. That said, those statements about Australia made recently were referring to the lockdowns and other covid restrictions which were more stringent in Aus than many other places and certainly more than any state in the USA. The sub-group of people that sees "freedom" as "my right to do anything I like and take no responsibility" likes to tell others that group rules, like lockdowns, masking, contact tracing, etc, are all horrible losses of freedom; what they really mean is that it inconveniences them. In that particular example they also made up a bunch of BS about how the "Australian military was enforcing lockdowns" etc to make Australians sound oppressed and victimized. Most of their stories rely on outright lies and half-truths.
Load More Replies..."It's a choking hazard!!" Maybe parents should open the eggs for their kids and take the toys out before giving it to them, then.. better yet, do what Canada does and just don't give them to three year olds who are unsupervised.
Load More Replies...What's up with American muppets thinking the rest of the world has no rights? Just off the top of my head, employees here can take a sick day any time they want and relax while you need to jump through fiery hoops for that and may still get fired for it. Is that the freedom I should want? I think not!
They have been fed myths for literally decades about American Exceptionalism, and they have been kept to a 40-hour (usually much more) work week with no guaranteed vacation to keep them both exhausted and HOME. If you have 2 weeks off a year - and feel lucky to get it - you spend it sleeping, or visiting grandma at Thanksgiving; you don't jaunt off to Europe or South America or Oceania and discover that those places have all the freedoms you have PLUS universal healthcare, more time off, more worker rights, etc. Oh, and it's also code for "I wanna have a gun" because that's another myth they like to tell themselves - that somehow a "well regulated militia" means Uncle Bobby being a twat, and that their Glock will enable them to fight off a "tyrannical government". Oh, and they don't know what tyranny is either. Basically it's a can of worms.
Load More Replies...Lot of Americans are close minded and ignorant about the world..I know, I used to be one of 'em
What happened that changed that? Legitimately curious.
Load More Replies...Though die hard Americans love to tout freedom in the USA we are not as free as the UK. Not by a long shot. But it's a lie your basic die hard American tells themselves and yells because that's all they know. They have narrow minds. You're free as long as you're rich, white, and have political connections. Wish the white minorities or working class would get this through their heads. I envy some European countries because they give their workers better pay, less risk of burnout due to paid time off and personal days, and paid maternity plus paternity leave. Scadanavian coutries have the best system. Freedom to create your own 3 to 4 day work week and still have plenty left over after the bills are paid so they have the freedom to take care of their families and be more present in their kids lives. But these countries never tout freedom because they respect it as a human right. Imagine the freedom of not working yourself to death to make a capitalist rich.
Ugh the gun thing is sad but true in some states. These states do not require the background check, or a safety certificate, or firearm registration, or a firearm license, and there is no 10 day wait period to pick up a newly purchased firearm. Almost anyone can literally walk in and walk out with a gun in those states. And many allow purchase at 18, not 21. I told a guy from Arkansas about these laws in other states and he got super angry. Like scary angry. It was pretty eye-opening about the mentality of those “you can take my guns over my dead body” types of people. Anyway, it’s a problem with no solution in sight
Idiots with guns are scary - but short tempered areseholes looking for a quick way to solve all their problems, aka get back at the barista who was out of his favouite sprinkles, are a far more terrifying, because they don't stop shooting after the first bang.
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
But the fact that corporations produce most emissions, etc., doesn't change the things that individuals can do. Those are all valid steps everyone should take.
Ok as a journalist they should be pointing that out but cnn is owned by a corporation AT&T so they don't do that
Load More Replies...Very true, but you should also do those things. We can't control those corporations, but we can control ourselves.
We can control the corporations if it hits where it hurts. Boycotts used to force companies to change practices.
Load More Replies...Just because corps do MORE damage, doesn't mean individuals shouldn't try to do their part.
But the other 29% do need to pressure those corporations ----- Currently skimping like crazy to save up to go solar at our house, off the fat-cat power company grid that even bought "wind rights". WTF, they own the wind?!?!
Aww man, I'm telling God. He's gonna be pissed when he finds out.
Load More Replies...Saying you can do things to reduce your carbon is not at all presenting it as a moral failing on the part of individuals and just because corporations do most of the polluting doesn't mean individuals should just pollute as much as they want, especially because corporate waste is generated by consumer demand and people changing their habits would actually force corporations to change.
similarly, the fishing industry alone contributes 30% of the plastic in the ocean. people who use single-use straws are not the problem.
The turtle that ends up with YOUR unnecessary straw in its nose isn't going to care that 30% of the OTHER plastic in its environment come from the fishing industry.
Load More Replies...It is true that big corporations are the ones mainly responsible for climate change but is still good to change your habits and make them better for the environment.
Plastic straws got banned in Canada (maybe some still around but most are paper) meanwhile there were airplanes that flew empty to keep their business afloat. Or massive companies dumpy s**t in oceans. But wait, i got my paper straw. We good cuz.
Whataboutism used to duck your own personal responsibility. Dude, just eat less meat, take the bus or train when you can, and use a smart thermostat in your home, okay? This message was for you, not for corporations.
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
No one wants or needs Communism, it's as large a failure as Unlimited Capitalism. What we must do is combine th best of both ruined systems and call it Democratic Socialism. Take the power away from the evil few and put it where it belongs, in the hands of the Citizens!
The issue is humans are categorically incapable of following any system properly. Power corrupts people, look at anyone in government, and tell me they genuinely give a s**t about the people they are supposed to be working for.
Load More Replies...At least with communism everyone is entitled to a roof over their heads.
Please. Under communism, you'd at least get a shitty, overcrowded Brutalist apartment block.
Under capitalism you get to pay 2k a month to live in said Brutalist block.
Load More Replies...There is shanty towns in Bundaberg QLD now, whole families of normal working people, the whole Showgrounds is full of homeless people (including their smal children ) now as there are no rentals in general and then we had the bad floods recently (which are still happening on the east coast of aus) I just wanted to point it out in case someone (who may have money and power in work) can do anything to help. I don’t know them but it sucks to hear about and I can’t imagine how the parents feel having to put their kids in that situation.
Hey Fred Flintstone. I think Wilma wants you for dinner. You have Stone Age information
Where has this person been for the past 50 years alone? In an underground bunker. (Yes I know homelessness goes beyond 50 years to date).
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
They may not be boring, but they are exhausting.
Load More Replies...Who remembers when the Trump trash told different Native Americans to go back to where they came from?
Oh hell yeah! And if they did, Trump would have to move many of his major golf and construction projects.
Load More Replies...There are still people in my state flying "Trump 2020" flags in their yards. I frequently pass by one house that has a giant cutout of Trump in their yard and they decorate it based on whatever holiday is coming up. I don't ever recall any past president, regardless of party, being worshipped like this. Supporters should not be perplexed when people say it's a cult.
At least that makes idiots easier to find. They place the signs themselves.
Load More Replies...We've had to let so much sink in the past six + years. Too many of us are just so exhausted with it all.
I know and it keeps coming all bc trump had his grubby little hands all over Mitch the turtle as he enjoyed it
Load More Replies...How...just damnit, how can people be so dumb? Are they ignorant, stupid, or just not think this all the way through?
All of the above, and - this sounds facetious but it's the literal truth - they have calculatedly decided that facts no longer matter, only emotions do. So they say ANYTHING, even things they KNOW are false, to get the emotional response they want. Ted Cruz is a great example of this. He is not a stupid man - he's Harvard Law educated, which doesn't make him a genius but he's certainly not dumb - but he says THE most stupid things ever. That's on purpose. He gins up the rage machine and by the time anyone can correct it - if they ever do - the focus has moved on. It's on purpose, by leadership at least. They know the followers ARE actually that stupid and ignorant and they play it to their advantage constantly.
Load More Replies...Another example of our education system failing and the need to pay teachers more!
The republicans/trumpers block all legislation to fund schools they actively defund them too. The governor of Texas is writing up legislation that states kids don't have a right to an education guess he's taking that to scotus bc Roberts says the constitution doesn't guarantee any rights not written in an amendment which is a lie The authoritarians have now made the US a hybrid country. We are no longer an endangered democracy we are now in danger of full authoritarian rule. They keep banning books and now they're targeting library apps. Soon as they torch the libraries and mass kill peaceful protestors for all to see wo fear flee to another country quickly bc that's the end.
Load More Replies...Back in the early 1880s, Congress (US) determined that Native Americans weren't, in fact, citizens of the US. Just to give everyone an idea where Trump et al. are taking the world.
Educated Comeback
Strange, my body is, well, just a "body" neither a night club nor a temple but a 73 year old, somewhat sagging, definitely hurting pile of flesh, bone, blood, etc. without a trace of concrete or bricks. If I were a building, I'd probably be demolished to make way for something more useful.
Nah, old buildings are beautiful, and centennial homes are often restored. There is beauty in old things
Load More Replies...Yep, and temples take "donations" from everyone that enters them...
I Could See That Happening
Our country isn't the United States of Columbia. If we have to have a holiday named after the person who discovered America, then shouldn't it be Amerigo Vespucci? Instead, we have a holiday named after the person who blundered into the Bahamas, then went on a psychopathic genocide spree.
Wait wouldn't it be Lief Eriksson day? Wasn't he the first white guy to find America?
Load More Replies...To really get into the celebration you’d have to kill the employees and enslave the shoppers that are already there.
Someone once suggested that I celebrate columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them that I own it now.
If Columbus Day is allowed..we should have other days, like Hitler Day or KKK Day weekend...kinda like the Brits have Guy Fawkes night
No, No. He's Got A Point
Well it looks so compelling, especially since up until about 5 years ago most of the LGBTQ+ movies were about gay bashings or AIDS. Clearly queer people who grew up watching these thought to themselves: "THIS is what I want, where do I sign up?"
Load More Replies...Actually, depopulating the earth is pretty much the only way to save it.
My thoughts exactly! Can we please have more non-procreative sex in the world? It will be fun and won’t harm the ozone layer.
Load More Replies...Nothing to worry about here, all the lesbians will want to have sex with women.
Also....a little less overpopulation sounds glorious & would surely do wonders for the environment.
I thought that was hummus, since all vegan men are gay, right? /s
Load More Replies...Idiot of course there'll be someone to have sex with women - the lesbians 🤣.
I wouldn't be concerned. There is a lot of STEM on TV and the Internet and you're still a moron.
Interesting how "Gay" to this idiot apparently only means "gay men". Because as far as I know all the gay women are still lining up to "have sex with a woman".
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
Regardless, my making assumptions about someone’s doctorate is not Dr Smith’s fault - that is my own error and my own problem. Furthermore, if I was having a stroke at a dinner party there’s very little a medical doctor could do to help me immediately, anyway, short of call an ambulance. Ben, this is a terrible analogy.
The etymology of the word doctor is docere, Latin for teach. It wasn't used in a medical sense until much later.
Am I an idiot because Im not even sure what Shapiro's point with the comment is...People shouldnt be able to get doctorates in anything other than medicine?
Even if the person was a medical doctor the only thing they could do at a dinner party is recognize the signs of stroke and call the emergency number.
It is only as a courtesy that medical doctors are allowed to use the title, they do not have the actual qualification (usually a Phd) plus who introduces themselves at a dinner party as "Dr Smith"
Even if he were a medical doctor, it's not like he can do a CT scan and push clot busters at the dinner table, dumbass
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Not to mention how she just proves her own blind, clueless patriotism by not knowing anything about the other country. Derp.
Load More Replies...We can live in our housing without being told the decor is wrong by a HOA. Also, we can't get fired coz the boss is in a bad mood or wants to bully someone. We also don't need ID to buy alcohol to celebrate our 90th birthday. Also our cops tend to not be murderous untrained egotistical psychopaths. Amongst other things.
I'm gonna come live with you, Phill. I'll bring my own groceries. Do you have room for my 2 horses?.....see what you did? Some of us are now coveting your life! 🙇♀️
Load More Replies...All four have valid points. Unfortunately, the person posting the original statement is most likely one of many asssholes who subscribe to the far-right dog whistle dogma. All four "whispers" are examples of the very issues these idiots absolutely do not want for this country, so I doubt their replies had any effect on her.
When my siblings go to school the only thing I worry about is a lice infestation
Yes, this. I never had to use it in all the years I was working, but it was there if I needed it.
Load More Replies...Rare Twitter W
Love this. I'm a Catholic and I absolutely live this rationalised response!!
I do appreciate that many of the Catholics I know think science and service to others is important. Unlike the sorts of people who followed this guy's father- who entered politics because he didn't like the federal government telling him he couldn't keep Black people from enrolling in his religious college.
Load More Replies...I find this kind of attitude from religious people incredibly irritating. Acting like every known atheist is going to convert on their deathbed is a religious person's fever dream. The act of dying is not going to create some kind of panic in us and convince us to give up everything we have stood by most our lives. Atheists don't say they are atheist for shock value. We really don't believe in a creator or the devil. I'm not scared of death. It's a part of life and I'll be here for as long as I can make it.
I believe a lot of religious people are terrified of death and make up what they need to not be so scared.
Load More Replies...I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
it has its origins in the middle ages. It's easy to measure with body parts, like the width of a thumb, or the length of your foot. Problem came when every city had their own version of an inch, foot, mile, etc... Napoleon had enough of it, and introduced a new system, based on meters. But Napoleon never reached the UK, or the US....
Load More Replies...I know there's whole imperial vs metric thing on the internet. I can't be the only British person who uses both. I have recipes that I use imperial for and some I use metric. I measure height and weight in both at different times. And I use miles for driving, never km, but I do use metric when measuring a room or piece of furniture for example. I swear I can't be the only one!
I use both. Why not? They each have their strengths.
Load More Replies...When I was in school, we learned the metric system because we were told we would eventually convert to it. It's been 30 years and I'm still waiting. What's funny is once you've been using the imperial system your whole life it's like second nature and you don't think about it being difficult or strange to others.
59 here, and twice while I was in school, they tried to teach metric, saying we (US) were going to start using it. Only thing I have come across since school is needing a metric socket and wrench set
Load More Replies...This is just the tip of the iceberg. The correlation between spatial dimensions and force or energy ones can be achieved much simpler and less error prone with the metric system.
The best thing about modern imperial system is that the deffinition of international yard is based on the meter (since 1959)
An imperial mile was also based on 1000: on average a grown nan was 5’2”. He could count 1000 paces, which roughly equals his height. That’s why the mile is 5,280 feet.
Yes, the name was 'milles passuum', for 'thousand paces'. Shortened to 'mile'.
Load More Replies...Then it's just super useful! (Also I love your username)
Load More Replies...Distance from my city (Valencia) to Madrid is only 1125 tomatoes.
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
PhD and Dr. Does not always = medical. If I'm not mistaken, this one happens to be REALLY good with numbers.
Load More Replies...Is she trolling, or really so unaware that she shames men for only wanting sex while calling herself a s**t?
Claims men only want one thing, also posing provocatively, wearing lingerie in her profile pic, and flat out refers to herself as a s!ut in her SN. Not saying there's anything wrong with dressing that way, or self identifying as a "s!ut", just seems a little counterintuitive.
I was about to say the same. There is nothing wrong with calling yourself that or dressing the way she does but of COURSE it is going to attract a certain type of response.
Load More Replies...Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
Dolly is the epitome of sass, brains, and humanitarianism. And I love her music. She's my hero.
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
She decided that marrying Ben Shapiro was a good idea so I wouldn't trust her judgment.
Load More Replies...I’m just confused why he wrote it like that. I think I will start all my statements like this. My husband (who might be a owl tamer in a volcano) stayed up late to have a drink and watch YouTube fail videos cause we don’t have kids and he didn’t have to be at work til the afternoon.
Load More Replies...His wife is a doctor. If it weren't for feminists breaking grounds a long time ago, she still wouldn't be allowed to vote and have education.
Someone willingly married Ben Shapiro.... OK, wow. I assumed all this time he was single and childless. Now I won't sleep tonight. :-(
There are plenty of women out there with no taste and less sense. Someone wants to marry Levi Bellfield and he killed two women and tried to kill another with a hammer.
Load More Replies...Also, who is murdering babies outside the womb? Is that what he thinks abortion is? Abortion is when the embryo/fetus is still inside the womb.
I'm really missing the connection between a woman seeking an abortion and a mother staying up to care for her sick child. She had the child. She should care for it. She doesn't deserve a medal. I've been there multiple times with my own children. It's called parenting.
And since he specified "outside the womb" he's not talking about abortion.
Load More Replies...Imagine getting roasted 2 times by different people and being in the same list in bored panda. Lol
And since she married you, it's obvious she's not the smartest doctor to walk the earth...
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
Cos children make silence scary to hear...and I am not ready for that transition yet
Just by the sheer force of severe social anxiety and the peace of mind of not having any god danm kids
I'm 51m, with no kids. It wasn't that difficult - they're called condoms. Moron.
Because some people can’t have kids. What on Earth is wrong with that woman???
Some people, like myself, actually sit down and think about whether they should or should not have kids, rather than just having kids because that's apparently what you're supposed to do. I chose not to have kids because: 1: I am not father material, and I would be scared that I cannot in fact raise a child to be a better person than I am (spoiler alert: I'm kind of not) 2: There's already EIGHT BILLION of us!! Do we REALLY need more people!? Maybe a birthrate decline is not actually such a bad thing?
With the world in it's current state, I am even more thankful that I never wanted to bring children into the world... better for the earth too.
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
What are female incels called cause we all know women like that.
Load More Replies...I am sure gay men look at women. Just not with sexual intent, but that's not what she said, so..
Load More Replies...This is funny as hell. Humans are gonna look. If you're attracted to someone,they will catch your eye. Its how much decorum you use that is the difference. You can look in the donut shop, but you don't have to drool all over the window, and if you have donuts at home, you don't need to get any more.
And Then He Blocked Me
Oh my gosh thank you for pointing that out, I never would have noticed and now I love this one even more.
Load More Replies...Rookie comeback. Never pass up a chance to use the word "micropenis" to burn a dudebro.
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
I'd be really unhappy trying to walk fast too. Not because of the slow walkers, but because of the crippling pain. But you do you
Recent study found that fast walkers are less likely to suffer dementia
I believe they found a correlation with longer lives as well.
Load More Replies...Guess I have severe depression cuz I speed walk like I gotta get the heck out of dodge wherever I go.
When wandering around, gawking at stuff you move slow. Got something to "mov'n out"
Ink Is Expensive
Higher Dducation and health care in 'Murica are financially predatory.
Load More Replies...Or it lets you get a job that doesn't involve shoveling mulch around flower beds or folding sheets in a discount store (I've done both). My masters degree let me get a secure professional job that let me take care of my family when my late husband fell ill, and is providing me with a decent retirement. Going to a good trade school, which can cost as much as an academic college, can also lead to a secure financial future. Put something in, get something out.
Load More Replies...College is like reading all night. You'll regret doing it in the end but regret's overrated
All the tuition and we still had to pay for printing, it was ridiculous.
Tuition pays for instructors and the physical facility where you attend classes, as well as the staff needed to maintain records. Books, printing, etc. are going to cost extra, unless you want the college to just charge everyone another few hundred per semester, whether you used the copy machines or not.
Load More Replies...Let's be honest here. Usually it is the professors that require a print out to be turned in for a grade. Students are often reluctant to do it because it costs them money. It costs the professor nothing, so they do not care.
Load More Replies...Renting printers and copiers and maintaining them costs $$$. Its not just about the paper, although it can be easy to run through boxes of the stuff, especially if people don't pay for it.
Load More Replies...Mathematically, for those who care, the yearly cost of operating that printer is, apparently: 48,000 taco bell tacos 13,008 gallons of gas 504 tickets to Disney world. So, much much less than the tuition of 5200 students. Which means, yes. Tuition is outrageous.
What does the office Dory say? "Just keep printing, printing, printing."
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
And what else flew over his head is the ahole who started this does wear suits so yeah, maybe congress should go casual if it comes with integrity
Load More Replies...Peter Schiff - living proof that assholery is alive and well in this country.
It’s called being smart. Just like officers in war don’t want to be saluted, as it makes them a target, so too would wearing a suit make Zelenskyy a target. Dressing the way he does makes him look like every other Ukrainian man on the street. If he went around looking like the President, he’d have been shot by a sniper long ago.
He is not fighting,there are no snippers targeting him,and even if there was,they would know him by face. It's mostly an image/pr thing (I don't mean in the negative way,just can't find the right word). He is supporting the ukrainian army, population by showing that he is one of them and they have a war to fight. When talking external leaders,he again reminding them through clothing that Ukraine is a war torn country
Load More Replies...If the rich and the higher-ups instead of the soldiers would fightin their own wars when they disagree...we wouldn't have had any world wars to begin with
Seriously. The rich who get us into wars should be on the front lines.
Load More Replies...Yes, we can see how well that “elite “ education worked for him!! Can’t fix or educate stupid!! 😉🤷♀️🤷♀️🤦🏼♀️🤫
Load More Replies...It would be interesting to see how many draft dodgers were wealthy to poor
What is it with this fixation on clothing? Why is it constantly tied to levels of respect? Ridiculous. You can be a total d**k and still wear an expensive suit. Ask any politician.
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That’s sad. Even if you come out people may say “you haven’t met the right person”. It’s still so effed up that there is a lot of risk when coming out
Load More Replies...of course they do, but a man replying to a man's comment (assuming it was a man) will obviously be referring to the benefit of a straight man
Load More Replies...If you're gay and not out of the closet, you are still valid and loved
I'm sorry, I have a hard time with people that pay taxes in our country not getting equal rights.
I was in my forties before I came out. Not long thereafter, my spouse admitted that she'd always wanted to be a woman. She transitioned two years ago. We just celebrated 17 years of marriage in March.
they don't breed, and they generally are fabulous and raise property values
but then the lesbians are taking the women, cos we help our gay friends out and leave some men for them. x3
and I'm sure that some straight men find that outrageous because all those women are not really gay, they just *haven't had a real man yet*
Load More Replies...As if being gay is exclusively a male thing... Bit shortslighted.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
Nor sex-restricted. My wife (44) plays Minecraft with me and our 8 yo boy.
Load More Replies...Because I find them fun and a good way to relax after work? And I'm a 34 year old woman!
No fun after 22!!! Up high though, grown a*s woman, love video games as a narrative artform and also pew pew aliens is fun.
Load More Replies...Same reason other grown men - and women - play sports, cards, word games, solve puzzles and sudokus, etc. The more you use your brain, the sharper and more flexible it remains. Especially as you grow older.
I'm a woman and I've been playing video games for over 20 years. In fact, it's probably closer to 30 years. I love that so many people play them now because more demand means we get better narratives and improved graphics.
Load More Replies...It's absolutely fine to not want to be with someone who plays video games, I don't. However, it's not fine to mock someone who does play them - especially not using age as the reason. Some adults build model ships, some even use colouring in books. Whatever gives them peace and relaxation is up to the individual.
I have lots of adult friends who collect Lego sets & build them. Just read about a 73 year old guy who has been collecting Hot Wheels cars since the 90s, so he started his collection when he was in his late 40's when he started!
Load More Replies...Video games have developed with very complex and engaging story lines that are sometimes better than movies. Plus it's just relaxing in its own way.
because it's a good way to speed through the 15 or so hours until my body will allow me to sleep again
And usually the person asking about why you're playing video games is the same person who sits and watches reality TV for 30 hrs a week as "entertainment" - thats all it is. Another form of entertainment.
Much like a good book. Video games are entertaining. Much more than some tv shows
I agree with you however video games and books are totally different things and I can't imagine books being on the same level as video games. No offense (everyone has their own opinions) but books are much much better
Load More Replies...But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Yup, like so many things. Americans were so susceptible to Covid because we are unhealthy as f**k and massively obese as a country. All on board with the vaccines but living a healthy life style is the real magic bullet
Load More Replies...The elephant in the room where there anti-vaxers bark is called "polio". No, darling, it's not that game you play riding a horse.
Premature Celebration?
Every time I see him in anything, I want to have a Tim Curry-a-thon.
Load More Replies...I saw Legend after RHPS and that solidified my love for him
Load More Replies...It's because "Sleepy" said that Tim Curry is dead (enjoying the afterlife). Tim Curry responded that he's not dead yet
Load More Replies...Hahahah I read it as Nigel 😂 weirdly my fave thing Tim curry is in is that show ‘legend’ 😂
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
She is smarter than all conservative women combined.
Load More Replies...Has Marjorie Taylor Greene done one thing for the state of Georgia since taking office? Her typical day seems to consist of waking up, trolling Congress, harassing victims, going to some white supremacist meetings, cleaning her guns, then going to bed.
She's done one thing for sure: brings the state of Georgia more into national conversations. A lot of people who read her comment or listened to her speech asked, "where does she come from?" 🤦This level of fame used to reserve only for Florida and Texas🙄
Load More Replies...AOC is so talented in the arena of snappy, eviscerating comebacks. That's a Jewish Space Laser level burn.
Greene is a living breathing dumb blonde joke, with such a total lack of awareness she can't see she is a self-parody.
And AOC actually loves the United States and is a true American patriot, whereas MTG hates America and is pretty much a proven seditionist who should be behind bars, not in the hallowed halls of Congress.
Now That's A Damage
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
I laughed tooo much because of that joke😂😂😂 you really are funny. Seen many of your comments on other posts, and I laugh everytime, 😂😂 And i love your nickname😅
Load More Replies...Now I’m imagining only lesbians or women looking for other women signing up and leaving him in the dust
Poor Darren ?
Nah man it's great. I haven't met a pussy yet that isnt tougher than a ... er... "rooster."
Load More Replies...Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
He's also a sex trafficker but still no word from the repubs at all. And the most punchable face in the universe They'll only get rid of cawthorn bc they think he's gay and outed their coke filled orgies not bc he's a hitler enthusiast or a serial sexual assaulter.
Load More Replies...Newsflash Matty - Christopher Reeve couldn't fly, William Shatner has never captained a spaceship, and Harrison Ford isn't President of the USA (or an archaeologist or a smuggler)
What's that you say, Matty? You've got your knickers in a twist over Ron Perlman "...portraying the White Supremacist leader of a motorcycle gang" (which, by the way is incorrect)? Let's talk about your portrayal of a moronic scumbag congressman who transports minors across state lines in his free time. And let us not forget your payments towards their "education" - philanthropy being your other hobby, obviously.
Ron Perlman is more really a hero in real life than he was as Vincent.
Always a cheap point to bring up a role someone played. There’s no expectation you have to be ideologically aligned to whatever character you’re playing. Jason Momoa had a great come back when he was interviewed about playing Khal Drogo. The interviewer tried insinuating that he was a rapist or supported rape because his character raped Daenerys in Game of Thrones.
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
And apparently these cities were burned to the ground every single night. And then presumably rose from the ashes again in the morning in order to be burned again.
Load More Replies...All these debate chodes like kirk cherry pick statistics, present them disingenuously, then sell bumper stickers to mouth breathers.
FOX News got a couple images of people behaving badly and decided to go all in, playing those clips non-stop, wall to wall coverage of the same thing they've shown a million times. They even played clips from places not in the USA, claiming it was happening here. Imagine if that's the only place you watch news. I guess you'd believe it. That's the entire problem. So many people use a singular (bad) source for all their information.
They basically played a clip of scary, violent rioters on a nonstop loop. The trouble was that the clip was 15 years old, and shot in Paris.
Load More Replies...'The end of democracy will come with a gun and a bible wrapped in the flag'. Wow! Actually coming true! Horrified.
So because one does it, it's ok for others to do it? Nice example of hipcrisy comming from a place of arrogance
Fires were set in my city but the fire department put them out in no time. If anything places of business were boarded and had metal barricades from the ground up to prevent further damage. A year later things looked more so empty, not burned. The pandemic made it hard for businesses to recover from damages. Some businesses weren't hit but still closed and sold the property because of lost revenue during the pandemic.
But He Went To Get Milk...
A gamer that streams videogame footage and happens to be a woman
Load More Replies...If he's trying to make you his mother....become his stepmother instead. Much more fun
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
I like subtitles, because even though I have fine hearing, the dialogue sounds all jumbled up and I can't understand much from a show, or I do hear it but don't really process it unless I have the subtitles on as well.
Sounds like Auditory Processing Disorder. I have very sensitive hearing as well, but, as you say, words get jumbled up. I think there are tons of people who have it and don't realize since it's not something that gets talked about a lot. My mother has a hearing loss that requires hearing aids, so I got totally used to subtitles. It's not until they're missing that you realize how helpful they actually are. Another bonus of getting used to subtitles is that you can watch foreign media.
Load More Replies...I'm currently learning Spanish with Spanish series, and subtitles are my teachers.
I can read & write English up to a reasonable level, but I feel like I’m missing the details of the storyline without subtitles.
Load More Replies...It Wasn't Us....
They already know about that. They are looking for others doing the same thing so they can get together and form a Facebook Group.
He's Not Wrong You Know
Some racist a*s told him the websites are for white people only, so the black guy switched his controller to a white one.
Load More Replies...Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
Humour is subjective. This is a very efficient joke, just not (subjectively) that funny.
Like Monty Python doing the Bruce sketch "You're American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's F***ing close to water."
The literal translation is "until I SEE you again." So it's like asking if a blind person said "see you later." Not sure why they asked about deaf person.
Load More Replies...It is common to say when you talk on the phone with someone and don´t even know what they look like.
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
So only approach women in places where they don't want to be approached. Got it.
You gotta club her over the head and drag her away by the hair. If shes consenting and actively looking for a relationship, shes obviously not wife material.
Load More Replies...1 at work 14 years. 1 was a friend of a friend 13 years. (my very) last one was internet. happy for 9 years so far.
Load More Replies...I guess it could happen but I don't know anyone who met their spouse at a library, gym, or coffee shop.
i met mine in a coffee shop but it was different. we just chose that place as a first meeting.
Load More Replies...Do these men really think party girls don't like a little people watching while doing some screenwriting
Women appreciate being disturbed while reading or frantically studying for exams in what is supposed to be a quiet space though, trust me. And they just go wild for getting leered at while trying to just get some excercise. Also the best way to endear yourself to a potential women is by getting between her and her coffee at a*s'o'clock in the morning. Foolproof
Load More Replies...I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
Actually men liking cats are a green flag in my opinion, they are more likely to respect my boundaries and know about consent.
Load More Replies...Anyone who says they have a cat or cats should be obligated to share pictures of said darlings.
Omg! I can't imagine why anyone would say this! It would be a massive GREEN FLAG for me if a guy loved cats & an even bigger thumbs up if they owned a few (okay I admit there is potential for me to like his cats more than him....)
Totally agree. People are weird. Once had a guy friend tell me a girl didn't think it would work with him bc he didn't like garlic lol
Load More Replies...Well anyone that degrades you for your choices is toxic. So Yay Cat Love for weeding out the cretins
If somebody has a problem with you for having a cat, you don't need that person in your life.
Their cats are like rainbows ... everyone should get one in their lifetime
Toxicity Isn't Cute
Maybe a personality disorder? Or maybe as a joke, idk
Load More Replies...I don't wanna be...THAT PERSON, but this is rude. I have a mental illness and I'm not a neuron-negative idiotic pillock with eggs for brains. ;)
But the behaviour she speaks of is a sign of mental illness. It isn't rude, no need to take ot personally either.
Load More Replies...Because They Get Fired
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
Because they have to to keep their jobs, for cops...that's their ENTIRE job.
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
if I remember correctly, the man on the left did fairly well for himself with those commercials
"dudes wearing punctuation on his clothes, that's totally a bad guy costume! -jefferson twilight
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
Me too! Vitamin D Deficient Circus Clown. Just rolls off the tongue
Load More Replies...Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
Others wish to encourage the antivaxxers to just die, already.
Load More Replies...I have issues with breathing. I dont think masks really help (mainly due to behavioral reasons, they work in the right setting, right use but that's neither here nor there). I still wear one, if only to help others feel comfortable, and hell it cant make it any MORE dangerous. Why? Because im being asked to put a tiny piece of cloth over my face, not SET MYSELF ON F*****G FIRE. seriously, its not that hard, just wear the thing for the 5 mins when you pop into the store. I promise you will live.
How do people think the human race survived through and after every other pandemic/plague in history?? We moved through it blind until they found a way to fight it?? FFS!
When you tell these people how many people have died of plagues they just can't comprehend a number that big so it must be made up. Their worlds are so small there is no way over 1 million people have died of Covid in the US alone as the number climbs
Load More Replies...New York Times Headline today: One Million. That's one million fathers, mothers, children, aunts, uncles, neighbors and friends. That's America only. We used to have numbers like this from polio, diptheria, measles, mumps, etc. Then we developed vaccines. Oh wait - we did that for COVID as well. What is wrong with these people?
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
SHHHH BEESCHURGER!! DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS!!
Load More Replies...Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
He thinks he's so smart when really he's a clown who took the bait to get Twitter interactions.
Much Cheaper
I think this is Nigerian. Since a man spoke out about his three kids belonging to three different fathers (about 3 - 4 years ago), men have been having DNA tests en masse. And about 60% of these men find out that they've been fathering another man's biological child(ren).
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
Not really "controversy".... those of us that are not religious are generally not fans of religious people trying to impose their beliefs on us via powerful lobby groups or utilising taxpayer money to build mega-mansions and/or defend child rapists. If religious organisations would stop trying to impose their sick world view on everyone else and start paying tax - then yes, what you said would be the case. (and yes, i am well aware of the paradox there) And no - religion does not "equal" charity.... charities are charities... and if advancement of religion was no longer a tax free loophole, it would in no way impact charitable activities (if any) of religious orgs.
Load More Replies...While I uphold an individual's right to an opinion I can't agree with misogyny. Therefore i feel compelled to say the following; when quoting (or reading) text that is 2000 years old it is important to remember that as well as the words there is a context to those words. As a lecturer at theological college told me, "a text without a context is a con." Paul's letter to Timothy addresses a particular issue for a particular community, to read the comment as generic and to apply that statement to another people, in another time demonstrates a lack of understanding of the context of scripture.
Yeah but we can ignore those bits of religion right? Well if they're from the Bible. When it's from the Qur'an we must highlight them as the only bits of note. 🙄/s
I got that verse as a comment on here making fun of my joke. I was Raccoon Queen at the time, and boy did they hate me
But it wasnt a world-wide message, was it?i mean no one in the Americas heard of the guy for a millenia and a half, Australia wasnt colonized till the late seventeen hundreds and nobody even bothered talking to the Inuit till the late eighteen hundreds.didn't they count?
Load More Replies...Car Thief's Nowadays
That's the same as the guy who broke into a football coach's home and reported him for having certain pictures of children - there is always a line that never gets crossed, even by criminals
He literally kidnapped her kid. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/thief-returns-after-stealing-womans-car-scolds-her-for-leaving-4-year-old-son-in-vehicle-beaverton-oregon
I mean, at least it was on accident? And he returned the kid?
Load More Replies...Hate Cancel Culture
God also sent 2 bears to cancel/kill 40 kids because they laughed at a prophets bald head.
In fact I’m the bible god cancelled the first woman because she didn’t fit the ideal woman template. I guess it was first pancake logic…
And while Eve was deceived Adam knew exactly what he was doing.
Load More Replies...Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
The Scapegoat Concept !
Congrats, now start a millennium old religion of love and acceptance with rules and values that get so distorted that they start being used to perpetuate hate and discrimination in the world
Why Didn't He Try Again????
Honestly is it these women's goals to encourage men to not take no and be creepy stalkers cause this is how you do that.
The guy did the right thing and left her alone after she said no - and now she's pissed that she DIDN'T get harassed!? Oh for f**k sakes ... 🤦♂️
And this is why were at 99% of harassed and abuse of women in the world...leave the mind games at chess please
As a woman who means no when I say it. Asking again is like forcing me to enter your manipulative garden maze with questionable hope of exit. That s**t is stressful
Ugh I hate women like this. No means no and people should respect that. This guy did. I'd say he should be applauded but I'm not sure we should actually applaud people for meeting the minimum standards of decency. This woman on the other hand far surpasses the minimum standards of stupidity.
Women like this are the reason that guys are told to 'keep trying' when it comes to women.
The Fall Of Rome!!!
Rome had quite the same inherent problem as the US : a political and social system gone so bad and unfair, only benefiting a small, rich and greedy minority, that there was nobody left to want to fight for it. Average and poor people just didn't care, it didn't change anything for them when Franks or Goths kicked Roman landowners out and took their place. The difference is that it took one century of constant Germanic incursions on the Empire's territory for Rome to actually fall ; it seems that the US are just going to fall on their own, and it might be much faster.
My state has some of the worst roads in the country and our governor just gave everybody $125 back on their state tax refunds because apparently our state has a surplus. Guess where my $125 went? To fix my damn car from regularly driving over potholes big enough to sleep in.
Ever traveled on Roman roads? They really weren't any better 2000 years ago.
Complete F**king Legend
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
Except, ya know, putting your life on the line for your country,
Load More Replies...He Held That One In
I literally just watched part two of Deathly Hallows.... trust me, I would love to be able to ask Snape for a cup of tea rn...
People Are Savages
Ive seen a few comments being rude on this thread. If you are going to be rude get off bored panda
Load More Replies...I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
That’s a great comeback lmao first person was a entitled b***h bag
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
Also do not let adulterers live, allow foreigners to live among you as natives and to do onto others what you would want them to do to you , so.....
Another One From Cringetopia
I'm old, so understand I'm asking out of ignorance. What is a pan? Im assuming it's not a dude with a flute and goat legs.
Load More Replies...Love That Disney Channel!!!
Me none, brother & SIL 5. I always say "In our family my SIL went into production"
Load More Replies...I know! Now we’ll never know but always wonder
Load More Replies...Having no kids means never having to be suspicious of silence in your own home
What problem. The fact that you couldn't get your baby daddy to babysit for you
Oh How The Turn Tables….
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
If it's an emergency, lights & sirens are required. Gonna guess by the clear, non-moving pic, the van just sat there...breaking the law
Load More Replies...Not only is he all the way over the white line, he's completely blocking the pedestrian crossing.
How the tables have turned? The title makes no sense. Is that what people think the expression is now?
It's from The Office (US). This version is now the accepted part of the lexicon, and its origins will soon be forgotten.
Load More Replies...Had a police Volvo slide to a stop way over the line and then back up. Great driving. Also had one in the left or ahead only lane turn right without indicating and only my paranoia (and knowledge that lots of idiots did the same on this roundabout) avoided a crash. Staggered junction, the Police Range Rover on the right (UK) pulled too far out, so I couldn't see. Had a word with the passenger who said to just pull out at the same time as they did. If I had done that, the car that had to swerve behind them to miss hitting them would have crashed into my little Fiat.
where I live you can make a left on red so easing up after stopping is the safe thing to do
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
I’m no theological scholar, but I think the Gospels are the only New Testament books said to have been written by the apostles who were there.
As Fluffy Griffin rightly points out, none of the Apostles were present at Jesus' birth, so Matthew and Luke are out. John is known not to have been written contemporaneously with the events. And while Matthew and Mark agree on what Jesus said on the cross, Luke and John give versions that differ from those two and from each other. So Mark, who agrees with Matthew, is out because we know Matthew is out. Which leaves...nobody.
Load More Replies...But he's so old that he did witness them. He has a point! He was there so he can gossip about them.
Ironic, Isn't It?
Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.
And as much as I think Crypto markets are bollocks, there's more actual value underlying it with blockchain than there is with Gold and silver, which have little inherent value other than rarity.
quite the opposite, actually. Just look at the immense fluctuation in the value of cryptos, plus you cannot exchange it for any of their underlying values and hold something substantial in your hand. If the market crashes, go and try to buy bread with your crypto, whereas someone will always take a gold coin as payment (toss a coint.. you know the drill)
Load More Replies...He “Died” At 33…
Kids These Days
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
I think he looks a bit more like "Jared Leto's" The Joker character from Suicide Squad.
Load More Replies...Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
Yup. Trying to figure out how to work that into everyday conversation right now.
Load More Replies...But a bigger failure in that he has failed in 7 attempts to be elected as an MP. He got less votes than someone dressed as a dolphin.
Load More Replies..."B*****k faced foghorn of ignorance" pretty much covers most politicians to be fair.
Load More Replies...They Must Be Punished
What kind of dystopian world let's kids do the work of the government in healthcare
If the robotics team was that upset, why didn't they build the kid a wheelchair?
Compound Interest
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
According to Highlander you buy everyday items like pottery or paintings. Wait for a couple of centuries and then sell it
Load More Replies...Also I assume if you're immortal and already killing people, you'd have no moral qualms about stealing.
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
They just throw the government on anything dont they. What's next? Watching Dora will turn you kid communist and give them cancer?
Hands & Feet
(Miss Costa Rica) https://youtu.be/XKIWy_GsiAg (Miss Gloria Diaz) https://youtu.be/iISihcIinuI
Load More Replies...Is This A Comeback? Idk
"lol. awesoem" (spelling not intentional but i would leave any typos as is)
"That's great. Hoped if I stopped feeding you, you'd just go away so maybe this will stick"
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
My thoughts exactly. I was wondering just exactly who the confused party was, us or them...
Load More Replies...He doesn't like surprises. Wants to make sure he's getting what he paid for.
Insert Funny Title
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
Rule of thumb, the left is trying to save people, the right is trying to kill them.
Iain Banks said something similar: the mistake the left makes is assuming everyone is basically as decent as them, and the mistake the right makes is assuming everyone are bastards like them.
Load More Replies...So is she. Mentally unstable as well. The people of Colorado clearly smoked WAY too much pot (or crack) on election day. She is disgusting.
Load More Replies...The only problem is that, each has an agenda that is either taken as black or white, no grey areas. For instance, if teachers are allowed to teach anything they want to the kids and allow them to read any books, what is to stop them from requiring the kids to read KKK or Neo-Nazi books? One of our law and justice professors tried to make the KKK "manual" required reading. I refused and told him that I would not engage in anything that promoted racism. He then sent a message around to the students saying it was an optional reading assignment for extra credit. No one in the class took him up on his offer. Next semester, it was dropped entirely.
Wrong. Pregnancy is not a communicable disease, and you are a moron.
Load More Replies...Would've Never Thought Of That
Im a molecular neuroscientist who did my thesis on Down syndrome and the term "mentally r******d" is actually far more useful than the WHO replacement "intellectual disability," as retardation specifies that this is a condition of development not acquired. But the internet happened and now we cant have nice things like well-thought-out terms in science. [even bp censored that and I am literally talking about a medical state.]
also, "r****d" in French means delay - so it's a development that is just delayed, but not altogether disabled.
Load More Replies...Why is the "e" censored in the text of the post but not on the stamp? *scratches head*???
also has been appropriated to be a slur so be careful how you use it lol (not necessarily at you, just a general psa)
Load More Replies...This Must Be Nice
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
My understanding (and I'm more than happy to be corrected on this) is that the Electoral College means less densely populated areas get equal representation in the number of votes. So if (using made up numbers to make it easier), Montana has a population of 100,000, they get ten votes, but New York with a population of 1,000,000 only gets eleven votes, so they don't unfairly swing it in their favour to the detriment of Montana? Have I got that right? Mind you, proportional representation works so well too...
This is correct also why the house of representatives is determined by population and the Senate is fixed 2 per state, House writes laws and Senate ratifies. It's a good attempt to balance things, more populated areas DO get more votes for president (one vote per representative in house and Senate combined). California and New York do get more of a say than Montana. Where it goes wrong is those representatives in Congress don't have term limits and do take money, a lot of money, from corporations. And there's no good way to stop the corruption in Congress since Congress is writing the law.
Load More Replies...Let's have a multi party system complete with ranked choice voting..by all. Let's see autocrats win now...
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
She will be sitting at the gas station looking like a fool for a long time
"Ma'am, you need to move your car if you're not getting gas."
Load More Replies...I open and gold the door for humans, dogs, and the occassional pigeon. I am all woman
I just pictured you holding a door for a pigeon. Lol!
Load More Replies...Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
If you failed to blow your load, you would want some anonymity as well.
Load More Replies...Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
Wait seriously? I always hear yelling in my head when I read all caps.. Gives me a mental headache or makes me wince. Not joking or trolling here, at all.
Load More Replies...Equality In A Nutshell
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
I mentioned this to some women on here a few weeks ago, that were being overly descriptive about their intentions towards a couple of actors, in theory, but really aggressive. I asked how they'd feel if it were a guy talking about a woman and man, no one was happy with me. It doesn't get viewed the same.
Load More Replies...Really hoping that little girl has some good teachers in her life because the mum is not raising her in a healthy way
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
In India if you don't print 1000 invitation and send it out and if there are people less than 500 it is considered to be a small wedding.... ........... Literally people give out invitations to someone just because they barely know them
Load More Replies...Nope. We came for the spices and the diamonds. We put the tea there ourselves.
Load More Replies...Right Here Waiting For You
Best known for playing Art Mullen on TV's "Justified", he's just recently produced a documentary on "what really happened on January 11th!", which is where Marx's comment is coming from.
Load More Replies...Love Richard Marx! He said that one of his songs, Touch of Heaven, was one he hoped couples would be able to...*ahem...have fun to.
Sorry, Try Again
I think she just pointed out that she couldn't spell manipulative without help from a man. Then it blew up on her.
Double Standards
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
I have a pair of grey sweatpants - and I don't care if somebody else is bothered by them.
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
That guy is gross then and probably a zoophile
Load More Replies...Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
Ted Cruz is like the worm trying to crawl out of a dog's âss the night before a vet appointment.
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
Yes he did a lot more horribly sexist misogynistic racist homophobic things too
Load More Replies..."I'm calling on Joe Biden to blah blah blah" This coming from somebody so important that I had to google them to find out who the f**k they even are.
Copy And Paste Attack
HEY! I used to think the first Star Wars was actually filmed in outer space! Granted, I was 9 at the time ...
Load More Replies...Chad Mod At Work
I Don't Know You
Cant Think Of A Title
That's been debunked by Reuters stop spreading misinformation. No one is being given the horse medicine in Japan. Its easily googled to fact check you. You seem to making some things up all through his thread. Rogan was upset his snowflake posse was getting upset but makes fun of people that are being treated inhumanely. His ilk project that's all they do
Load More Replies...The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
This is Rep. Higgins putting as many right-wing buzz-words into a sentence as he can, and not being too concerned with it making sense.
Load More Replies...Well yeah, you handled the external threats...so we' re gonna handle the internal ones...you know the systemic racism and predatory government welfare system we got going on
Destruction 100
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
...its a skyrim reference. its not that deep bro
Load More Replies...Josh Fainted
so he pretty much roasted himself, since "ME" is Josh? Or is this taken from an incel chat where men complain why they always end up in the friend zone? (which, by the way, is not a bad place. It means we actually like you as a person and want to have you around without the romantic or sexual stuff, but I guess some men's masculinity is too frail to value that)
Full Support
Sigma Male Spotted
Elon Musk Has A Son??
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
Damian must be thanking all the gods for his name right now
Load More Replies...He has six sons (including a set of twins and a set of triplets) and his only daughter was born in December 2021
Breakup Texts
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
Dwight From The Office
dont you mean the pix, not the bix?
Load More Replies...Was great in Discovery - the only good episode before I gave up in it
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
Load More Replies...These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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