Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
And what else flew over his head is the ahole who started this does wear suits so yeah, maybe congress should go casual if it comes with integrity
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Peter Schiff - living proof that assholery is alive and well in this country.
It’s called being smart. Just like officers in war don’t want to be saluted, as it makes them a target, so too would wearing a suit make Zelenskyy a target. Dressing the way he does makes him look like every other Ukrainian man on the street. If he went around looking like the President, he’d have been shot by a sniper long ago.
He is not fighting,there are no snippers targeting him,and even if there was,they would know him by face. It's mostly an image/pr thing (I don't mean in the negative way,just can't find the right word). He is supporting the ukrainian army, population by showing that he is one of them and they have a war to fight. When talking external leaders,he again reminding them through clothing that Ukraine is a war torn country
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If the rich and the higher-ups instead of the soldiers would fightin their own wars when they disagree...we wouldn't have had any world wars to begin with
Seriously. The rich who get us into wars should be on the front lines.
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Yes, we can see how well that “elite “ education worked for him!! Can’t fix or educate stupid!! 😉🤷♀️🤷♀️🤦🏼♀️🤫
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It would be interesting to see how many draft dodgers were wealthy to poor
What is it with this fixation on clothing? Why is it constantly tied to levels of respect? Ridiculous. You can be a total d**k and still wear an expensive suit. Ask any politician.
Peter Schiff is an entitled, elitist joke of a mouth-breather. It's like he wants President Zelensky to be Barney Stinson. Side note, I live in California, and here, if you wear a full-on suit to work every day, people will assume you work at Men's Wearhouse or JC Penney.
Also apart from anything else if I was top of a Russian hitlist I'd probably want to wear what people around me are wearing, not stand out in a fancy suit.
At least Zelinsky's on the battlefield. Something our presidents with an S are too cowardice to do. Hands too small.
If the president of Ukraine was wearing a suit during war and his people were being murdered, I would not be able to respect him. So shut up Peter.
Geez Pete, Zelensky has been too busy being a HERO to hit up Brooks Brothers...have you been watching the news?......at all....?????
Instead, looks like a man- ready to get his own hands dirty doing whatever it takes to defend his country, uphold his people, plea for help while promising he and his countrymen will give their 120% while staying through months of bombing, shelling, hunger, thirst, rapes, soldiers and common citizens being killed, maimed, deported..he is physically, mentally, and spiritally exhausted. I would almost not think as much of him (and I worship him) if he wore a suit.
My dear man, every man owns a suit. It just depends on what it’s made of, as to whether others think it matters. Personally, I think who tee shirt and jeans n a man, is infinitely more realistic and approachable than a worsted, linen or whatever. Great decisions are made by the man, or woman not the clothes they wear.
This is classic US think. We are fine with wearing PJs on a plane or a track suit while using our unlicensed AK on a crowded church, but real heroes should wear a suit!!!! Dumb
Some say tacky while others say make your point. Sides, good to see a politician who doesn't come across as a stuffed potato.
The "tee shirt" he wore was regulation Ukrainian Army issue. He's been fighting in the streets with his people. Name me the last time an American President did that, and THEN you can b***h about it. I'll give you a hint. NEVER. Remember...Washington was elected after the war.
Had to look uo who he is....he's a stock broker, among other "things...that explains everything! 🙄".
Of course the president owns a suit, we've seen images of him in one. Terribly sorry that he's more concerned about his people and trying to find a few hours of sleep.
And this is why Zelensky runs a country that has its priorities straight... Because he doens't think a lack suit means disrespect. Or a lack of kneel. Or a flag. Or a bible. What a lunatic, this Peter.
Here's his Wiki: Peter David Schiff (/ʃɪf/; born March 23, 1963) is an American stock broker, financial commentator, and radio personality. He is CEO and chief global strategist[2] of Euro Pacific Capital Inc., a broker-dealer based in Westport, Connecticut. He is also involved in various roles in other financial services companies, including Euro Pacific Asset Management, an independent investment advisor,[3] Schiff Gold (formerly Euro Pacific Precious Metals),[4] a precious metals dealer, and Euro Pacific Bank, a full-reserve bank.[5] Of course he's American. I am embarassed for my country yet again.
This war is Zelenskiy's fault by all means, his lack of diplomacy and experience caused the suffering of his people. Not that Putin have the right to invade, but still I wouldn't poke a sleeping bear and not expect an aggressive response.
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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