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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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#1
Samee, But Different
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#3
Do You Have One?
#4
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
#5
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#6
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#7
I'm Gonna Use This One
#8
The Third World Refugee
#9
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
somnomania 3 years ago
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
#10
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
#11
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#12
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Jessica Bower 3 years ago
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
#13
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
#14
The Entitlement
#15
What A Good Reply
#16
The Only Reasonable Response
#17
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
#18
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
#19
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
#20
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
Terra Renee 3 years ago
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
#21
British Got No Chill
Hedgeh og 3 years ago (edited)
Not only is he not wrong, he is 100% right, and Americans who think they have more "rights" or "freedoms" than other nations are kidding themselves completely. The "right" to work more hours, for less money, with basic healthcare dependent on that job, no guaranteed vacation, no parental leave, and the risk of being shot dead in a shop or cinema or on the street because a Republican governor decided "permitless carry" would likely get him re-elected. Americans are absolutely f*cking oppressed and denied all kinds of basic rights but they've been brainwashed by their flag-worship and Pledge of Allegiance so some of them will keep defending their own oppression. It's absolutely astonishing.
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Peter Rogers 1 year ago
I regret that I have but only one upvote for this comment...
Load More Replies... Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago
I really, really want to understand this mentality that I hear from some American’s mouths - that other countries don’t have “rights” and don’t have “freedom”. I saw an interview, recently, with some big wig, political person who was involved in Trump’s campaigning, an intelligent sounding, educated person, claiming that in Australia we “don’t even have freedom”. To what are they actually referring? I really genuinely would like to understand what they think they are trying to say.
Hedgeh og 3 years ago
First up, you have to understand it's not rational, and these statements are made to appeal to people's emotions and to their "patriotism" (which translates to blind allegiance in their minds), so looking too hard for facts and logic is not the way here. That said, those statements about Australia made recently were referring to the lockdowns and other covid restrictions which were more stringent in Aus than many other places and certainly more than any state in the USA. The sub-group of people that sees "freedom" as "my right to do anything I like and take no responsibility" likes to tell others that group rules, like lockdowns, masking, contact tracing, etc, are all horrible losses of freedom; what they really mean is that it inconveniences them. In that particular example they also made up a bunch of BS about how the "Australian military was enforcing lockdowns" etc to make Australians sound oppressed and victimized. Most of their stories rely on outright lies and half-truths.
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Sam J 3 years ago
"It's a choking hazard!!" Maybe parents should open the eggs for their kids and take the toys out before giving it to them, then.. better yet, do what Canada does and just don't give them to three year olds who are unsupervised.
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Random Anon 3 years ago
What's up with American muppets thinking the rest of the world has no rights? Just off the top of my head, employees here can take a sick day any time they want and relax while you need to jump through fiery hoops for that and may still get fired for it. Is that the freedom I should want? I think not!
Hedgeh og 3 years ago
They have been fed myths for literally decades about American Exceptionalism, and they have been kept to a 40-hour (usually much more) work week with no guaranteed vacation to keep them both exhausted and HOME. If you have 2 weeks off a year - and feel lucky to get it - you spend it sleeping, or visiting grandma at Thanksgiving; you don't jaunt off to Europe or South America or Oceania and discover that those places have all the freedoms you have PLUS universal healthcare, more time off, more worker rights, etc. Oh, and it's also code for "I wanna have a gun" because that's another myth they like to tell themselves - that somehow a "well regulated militia" means Uncle Bobby being a twat, and that their Glock will enable them to fight off a "tyrannical government". Oh, and they don't know what tyranny is either. Basically it's a can of worms.
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Daniel Ikelman 3 years ago
Lot of Americans are close minded and ignorant about the world..I know, I used to be one of 'em
Ikonye St. Jude 3 years ago
What happened that changed that? Legitimately curious.
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Lioness Nature 3 years ago
Though die hard Americans love to tout freedom in the USA we are not as free as the UK. Not by a long shot. But it's a lie your basic die hard American tells themselves and yells because that's all they know. They have narrow minds. You're free as long as you're rich, white, and have political connections. Wish the white minorities or working class would get this through their heads. I envy some European countries because they give their workers better pay, less risk of burnout due to paid time off and personal days, and paid maternity plus paternity leave. Scadanavian coutries have the best system. Freedom to create your own 3 to 4 day work week and still have plenty left over after the bills are paid so they have the freedom to take care of their families and be more present in their kids lives. But these countries never tout freedom because they respect it as a human right. Imagine the freedom of not working yourself to death to make a capitalist rich.
Drea Benoit 3 years ago
Ugh the gun thing is sad but true in some states. These states do not require the background check, or a safety certificate, or firearm registration, or a firearm license, and there is no 10 day wait period to pick up a newly purchased firearm. Almost anyone can literally walk in and walk out with a gun in those states. And many allow purchase at 18, not 21. I told a guy from Arkansas about these laws in other states and he got super angry. Like scary angry. It was pretty eye-opening about the mentality of those “you can take my guns over my dead body” types of people. Anyway, it’s a problem with no solution in sight
Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
Idiots with guns are scary - but short tempered areseholes looking for a quick way to solve all their problems, aka get back at the barista who was out of his favouite sprinkles, are a far more terrifying, because they don't stop shooting after the first bang.
Paul Davis 3 years ago
I remember the Republicans passing laws to make it illegal for doctors to tell patients when they are being sicked by water from fracking chemicals. For people in some coastal states to plan for water levels rising or admit that it's happening. For a beef processor to certify their beef was not fed cow brains. And much, much more. That's some freedom, there.
Vicky Zar 3 years ago
How come seamingly so many Americans think that no other country has any rights?
JMC5003 3 years ago
Bad educational system that teaches government propaganda. No real education regarding other countries' governmental systems and lifestyles.
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Summer Mason 3 years ago (edited)
*intensly stares at over processed overly pasteurized milk production in the USA* wait do what??????????
Susan Williams 3 years ago
Please forgive the American's moronic comment. We all have our share of idiots.
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
In the US, you must be 21 yo to buy alcohol. Yet you can buy an assault rifle.
Lisa Jarvis 3 years ago
Now it looks like if your Dad rapes you and you get pregnant, you MUST keep it because it is such a precious life! Women will not wear a mask but they will be forced to bear unwanted children and happily sign on with the GOP to force other women to do the same. Hypocrisy! If they believe in fetal personhood. Empty the orphanages and foster homes today! Take them into your homes. Love, feed and educate those 'precious babies'. Grrrr!
Stephen Hutchison 3 years ago
By the way, they're using Celsius. Room temperature (70F) is 21 C. So IQ of 21 sounds about right.
A. Embleton 3 years ago
Are Kinder Eggs still illegal?? That's the one that always gets me....
D Bhudia 3 years ago
Yup, but you can buy guns n ammo. So its about evens(!)
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Andy Hinds 3 years ago
Gary Clements is no doubt one of those American morons who has false assumptions about Britain yet doesn't own a passport and is often the type of troll that is the scourge of Quora.
Corey Gray 3 years ago
you do have "the right" to unpasteurized cheese... you don't have the right to SELL it, as a liability and food safety issue. Nobody has ever banned making your own unpasturizeed dairy products from your own milch cow, goat, or sheep, in the US. Whereas we DO have actual rights, as opposed to the UK... a tacit admission these liberties are NATURAL and INHERENT, and the government is denied any ability to interfere, whereas the UK (and most of Europe) has PERMISSIONS that are CALLED "rights"... which are literally permissions GRANTED, subject to being revoked or withheld on an individual or group basis for no legitimate reason that can be refuted by their courts, beyond "tha gubmint decided so"... including the right to seek medical care, once your own NHS has decided "it's not fiscally viable", as the Alfie Green case demonstrated.
Christine Ladyman 3 years ago
It's so sad that these comments still occur! I lived in NY in the 70s and often got very similar ignorant comments from, 'do you have electricity' to what's it like living without democracy'... the education system has a lot to answer for. And now, it's no better here in the UK!
Alexis minnix 3 years ago
This is why I want to move out of America. My mom won’t let me Bc “we’re the free country” and “no other country is better than ours” 🙄🙄
#22
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
#23
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
#24
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
#25
Educated Comeback
#26
I Could See That Happening
#27
No, No. He's Got A Point
#28
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
#29
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
#31
I Like Tomatoes
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
#32
No You Didn't
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
#33
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
#34
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
over it already 3 years ago
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
#35
Who Needs Kids Anyway
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
#36
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
#38
They Got Nowhere To Be
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
#39
Ink Is Expensive
#40
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
#41
Clever And True
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
#42
That's Gotta Hurt
beesechurger elite 3 years ago
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
#43
But I Need A Vaccine
Random Anon 3 years ago
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
#44
Premature Celebration?
#45
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
over it already 3 years ago
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
#47
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
#48
Poor Darren ?
#49
Owned, Every Single Time
somnomania 3 years ago
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
#50
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
#51
But He Went To Get Milk...
#52
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
#53
It Wasn't Us....
#54
He's Not Wrong You Know
#55
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
#56
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
#57
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
#58
Toxicity Isn't Cute
#59
Because They Get Fired
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
#60
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
#61
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
#62
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
#63
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
#64
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
#65
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
#67
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
#68
Car Thief's Nowadays
#69
Hate Cancel Culture
#70
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
#71
The Scapegoat Concept !
#72
Why Didn't He Try Again????
#73
The Fall Of Rome!!!
#74
Complete F**king Legend
Tatiana Kouzmanoff 3 years ago
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
#75
He Held That One In
#76
People Are Savages
#77
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
That’s a great comeback lmao first person was a entitled b***h bag
#78
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
#79
Another One From Cringetopia
#80
Love That Disney Channel!!!
#81
Oh How The Turn Tables….
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
#82
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
#83
Ironic, Isn't It?
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.
#84
He “Died” At 33…
#86
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
#87
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
#88
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
#90
Compound Interest
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
#91
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
#92
Hands & Feet
#93
Is This A Comeback? Idk
#94
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
#95
Insert Funny Title
#96
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
#97
Would've Never Thought Of That
#98
This Must Be Nice
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
#99
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
#100
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
#101
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
#102
Equality In A Nutshell
phil blanque 3 years ago
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
#103
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
#104
Right Here Waiting For You
#106
Double Standards
Tom Hanlin 3 years ago
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
#107
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
#108
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
#109
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
#110
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
#111
Copy And Paste Attack
#112
Chad Mod At Work
#113
I Don't Know You
#114
Cant Think Of A Title
#115
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
#116
Destruction 100
WhyAmIHere 3 years ago (edited)
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
#119
Sigma Male Spotted
#120
Elon Musk Has A Son??
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
#121
Breakup Texts
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
#122
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
#123
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
#124
Dwight From The Office
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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APL 3 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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