What is ‘obvious’ to you and me might not be clear to someone else. And vice versa! Common sense isn’t all that common. Not to mention that all of us, no matter our education, have gaps in our knowledge that we’re not aware of. It takes quite a bit of guts and tons of humility to admit that.
Members of the r/AskReddit online community recently opened up about the ‘really obvious’ things they only just realized. Scroll down for a good laugh, as well as a reminder that we’re not so different when it comes to our info blindspots, after all.
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I learned where "Pulling out all the stops" came from a couple of years ago (watching a documentary on Interstellar's music).
It's from playing organs...air is blown thru the organ's pipes to play notes - and you have "stops" in there if you don't want a particular pipe to play. So when you pull out all the stops, you get all the pipes playing...
That's not really a common sense thing. That's more one of those tidbits that should be listed on the lesser known facts threads.
I always assumed "pulling out all the stops" was because you were "removing all obstacles".
It is, really, in the same way most phrases and "tidbits of wisdom" may not necessarily originate where we think they do, but can still apply. It means the same thing here. Most phrases didn't actually originate where we think they did (or where some people think anyway), it just seems the most plausible and likely answer, so we go with that. Pulling out all the stops ensures you can potentially play the organ, just as removing all obstacles ensures you can potentially accomplish whatever goal you want.
Load More Replies...Huh. I would've thought it meant something more obvious, like removing the blocks (they may be called "chucks") that prevent a vehicle's tire from moving. EDIT: Turns out that what I called "chucks" are "chocks."
That’s what I thought too. Just looked it up and turns out this guy is right though
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I was at least 50 when I learned that the little piggy who went to market wasn’t shopping.
Same here, It's only when you get older you realise the dark story behind a lot of Nursery Rhymes
Hold on, hold on, hold on... Other lines like "This little piggy had roast beef; this little piggy had none" certainly suggest that the piggies went to market to buy food.
Load More Replies...Wait... don't feel bad, I was right now years old. That changes the whole thing now doesn't it.
On an unrelated note I'm sad your picture isn't in fact a short ferret
Load More Replies...The little piggie I refer to absolutely went to the market to buy groceries.
Is it true? Yes. Am I going to ignore it in favor of a little piggie with a basket? Also yes.
Oh no. I'm 65 and never knew it. In my mind I pictured piggy carrying a shopping basket. I think I prefer my butterfly and rainbows world as my kids call it.
First little piggy went to the market. Second little piggy stayed home. Third little piggy had roast beef. Forth little piggy had none. Why didn't the forth little piggy have any roast beef? B3cause the third little piggy was a big hog.
My mom was doing her best.
Most of them are. Most of them deserve the Victoria Cross/Medal of Honour/whatever.
It's good to recognize when our parents did their best. It's also ok to acknowledge that sometimes, their best just wasn't good enough.
And what will your children say? Will it be a fair appraisal of your efforts? Disclaimer for abusive households and neglect.
Load More Replies...My mom did NOT 😕she was an alcoholic who slept all day and was awake, drunk all night and would even wake me up in the middle of the night drunk to talk to me.....I vividly remember once she straight up asked if it made me sad I didn't know my real dad...(she claims she doesn't know...she doesn't know if my younger brother and I have same dad or not.....she had 5 kids all with potentially different dads) is what it is.... Can't change the past.But I can make damn sure my girls have better than what my mom gave me.
I'm so sorry that this was your childhood.. How did you all survive? How could she even pay bills?
Load More Replies...My friend did her best under onerous circumstances, it was a bit flaky and not perfect, but her daughter is a brilliant human being, and considering that my friend's mother was a disgraceful waste of oxygen who veered between abuse and neglect, she's done a grand job.
All we can hope to do is improve upon our own upbringings. Thankfully people speaking more openly about mental health challenges and the fact that therapy is not a taboo any more (in many places) make it easier to achieve this gradual, generation-by-generation improvement.
Load More Replies...Don’t forget your dad doing his best as well. Most people don’t realize that their parents sacrifice their entire personal lives when they have children for their children until they themselves have children. Honestly, it is super difficult near impossible to not feel instinctive love for your own child to the point of dying for them if necessary. Your childhood may have had pain and shame and strife but almost without exception your parents did the very best they could, they instinctively pretty much had no other choice.
But what if you were the mom and you know you didn't do your best? My kids are grown and I have a lot of guilt. I don't deserve to have them be as good to me now as they are.
They are giving you grace, which shows you raised good humans and did better than you think you did. Give yourself some....💞💞
Load More Replies...We go into parenting knowing we are going to be great. All the things our parents did wrong we are going to fix and be exactly what our child needs. Then we screw it all up and at least one child needs therapy for childhood trauma. I never wanted to get something right more than I did being a parent.
When I get upset about something my parents did to me when I was a child I try to remember that a child doesn't come with a tutorial or a handbook telling you what to do. There was also no internet back then (or if it was, it looked different and wasn't accessible for everyone like it is now) where people could share and watch numerous videos of "healthy parenting" like it is now. I am much more understanding of my parents because of that. They did not know, it was all a learning curve for them. Of course this does not apply to parents that are abusing their children etc.
Most of us want to be accepted and respected by our family and friends, as well as coworkers and strangers alike. Like it or not, social connections and reputation matter to lots of people. Naturally, this means that some folks want to present themselves in the best possible light. That means showing off their best qualities while subtly hiding the worst ones.
For many people, losing their social standing and being publicly humiliated is one of the most horrible things that can happen to them. That’s why they obsess so much about projecting power and authority and avoid behaviors that can make them look weak… like admitting that they don’t know something about a subject many others do.
My sister learned recently that when you're at the grocery store and opening the egg carton that you're checking for cracked eggs and not just making sure that they are in fact eggs in the carton.
I managed to catch this bit of wisdom being passed down to the next generation. A dad and his little girl were by the eggs and he was coaching her through picking up every egg in their carton and checking for cracks. It was adorable.
Bought eggs today and the cashier, who was probably 30 years younger than me, asked if I looked at the eggs. Everybody's mama taught them to check the eggs.
I've never thought to open the carton, and I've never ever bought a cracked egg.
Cashiers usually open it to check you are not trying to steal small items but hiding them in the egg carton.
Never in my life have I seen a cashier do this.
Load More Replies...And all you need to do is touch each one. If they move just a little bit, they're fine. If they don't, they're cracked and have stuck to the box
In the past I used to grab a carton/s of eggs and go. Then at times I would get cracked eggs. Then I would started opeing the top and make sure I didn't get any cracked eggs. Still got cracked eggs because the bottom of the eggs would be cracked and could not see the cracked egg/s. Now when I get eggs I pick each and every egg up to make sure there is no cracked eggs.
Just give each one a spin. If they are cracked they will stick to the carton. Maybe it is just me but I am always worried I will drop one. I am not that coordinated.
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I'm not "quirky", I have ADHD. I'm in my 50s.
I think they mean that after 50 years of being “quirky” they have just discovered they have had ADHD all along.
Load More Replies...I was diagnosed in my 20's, and now in my 40's I find out that I actually don't have it. I have depression, and always have, and I have learned that constant stimulation over rides that natural low serotonin.
Someone is being very mean and downvoting comments in this post. I hope they just go away.
The testing process for ADD/ADHD is based on the adolescent male brain (it's changed recently but not much) so all the women who grew up in the 80s and earlier would likely not have been tested because it shows up differently for boys than it does for girls. Source: I was born in '82 and didn't get my ADD diagnosis until I was 18 and had already struggled a whole lot in elementary and high school and dropped out (and knew by the time I was having the tests that led to the diagnosis that I was never going back to any school) at 15. I had been tested on and off since I was in my early years of elementary school. I fell through the cracks of the mainstream education system and the system failed me. I think it was largely because of the era (1988) I started being tested.
I am 19 and I have had ADHD and a sleeping disorder my whole life. I decided to go to the doctor and figure out wtf was wrong with me after I turned 18. Turned out I wasn’t stupid just undiagnosed going without meds. So now just about every adult looks at me like a lazy bum that fell asleep in every class and couldn’t pay attention or understand assignments. When I got on meds (senior year) I was #16 of my class in the top 20%.
Similar thing: I have had sleep-apnea for thirty years. Cost me two jobs and a very difficult married life. It wasn't until after my Wife died and I changed doctors that the new one spotted my sleep-deprived attitude that I started with a CPAP machine, and a whole new life, awake!
I was 26-27 when I first got on meds. I'll be 30 next month and they have changed my life
Load More Replies...Well, that’s a shame to go that long. I’m a retired teacher, and my best friend was a special education, teacher, and what I didn’t already know about different learning disabilities that people are born with. I might wonder about whether the kids were being lazy or not myself. People are born wired differently than others very often. It’s important to get diagnosed early.
Same here friend! I dropped out of high school, washed out of flight school, never finished a book. The very experience of washing out of flight school was the trigger that pushed me to try to figure out what the issue was. I knew I was smarter than I had demonstrated. ADHD. That was in '05, now I'm on meds, I've finished a diploma program, gotten married, landed a job with a top salary and I've never been happier. I just wish I had known sooner!
One of my teachers in my junior year of high school went off on me constantly about how I was lazy and just didn't care about anything because I was constantly falling asleep or moving around like a zombie. Turns out I had undiagnosed narcolepsy.
The problem with wanting to be seen as ‘perfect’ at all times is that it’s utterly unsustainable. Nobody’s perfect. We all make mistakes. We all have a lot to learn about the world, even if we have a few fancy degrees under our belts.
However, how we react to our mistakes and ignorance says a lot about who we are, how we approach learning, and whether we have a growth-oriented mindset. Admitting that we’ve been wrong about something and owning up to our knowledge gaps can be embarrassing. If you deny that you’ve been wrong, you’ll only push people away from you. On the other hand, when you embrace your embarrassment and admit to having been wrong, you paradoxically draw people in. Your humility makes you seem more human.
How the American bail system works.
I thought it was a sum of money you paid to avoid jail. I was surprised when I realized you get the money BACK if you show up for your trial.
It's feels like a fine to anyone that uses a bail bonds man. That fee goes to him to front the full bail which most can't afford. So it's a fine if you're poor
Load More Replies...You pay 10% of the bond so with a $5,000 bond it's $500 to bail out. The money returned is minus fines and court fees. It was put in place to ensure people came back to court, they were more little to show up if their money was involved
this comment needs to be higher - the system is pretty expensive even if you ultimately found innocent. There are compelling arguments out there right now to eliminate bail - most countries don't have it, and it doesn't seem to stop people determined to flee from fleeing (and doesn't compel others to stay, it just costs them money no matter what)
Load More Replies...Bail is short for "bail bond". Like an investment in your freedom. A way to get out of jail long enough to hire a lawyer.
You are missing the most fun part: our judicial system is designed to keep the poor in jail and the wealthy bonded out.
You only get the money back if you pay the bail amount in full to the court, and only if that amount is not applied to any fines the court might impose. Most people post 10% using an outside bondsman's service, which you will not get back.
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I was like 25 when I found out the jugs of washer fluid outside the gas station aren’t free. I was walking out of the gas station with a buddy one day, grabbed a jug of washer fluid, and he asked me “did you just steal that?” And I was like “No, dude, it’s free”. It’s not, I stole washer fluid for nearly ten years of driving and no one ever said anything to me about it.
At my local gas station, if it's outside, there is no price on it. It's a way to grab it, go inside and hopefully get you to buy more. If they advertise the price outside, people wouldn't bother and they would go elsewhere because they are too expensive.
Load More Replies...If the stuff is stacked up outside without posted prices (I've seen this), I can totally see how a new driver could get that impression. You don't know what you don't know ... and the free paper towels and squeegees with fluid plant a seed.
Load More Replies...Those are bundles of wood. A cord of wood is 128 cubic feet.
Load More Replies...(sigh) A crime is still a crime, even though no one saw, heard, or challenged you.
Load More Replies...I don't understand how, in almost 10 years, nobody saw this person steal the washer fluid. No civilian walking by with their dog, nobody pumping gas at a different pump at that gas station, no gas station attendant looking through the window in the convenience store that's part of the gas station, no CCTV. How?!?
Because when I see someone doing their things at a gas station like pumping, cleaning their windows, going inside to pay a and grabbing an item on the way out that is sold there, this person might have been paying for this item inside. That is common here. But maybe I am just one of these weird summer children...
Load More Replies...Let me get this straight. You thought that a place that charges you for air is giving away windshield washer fluid? Does not compute
Places still have free air to this day and it was probably more common when they were taking the windshield wiper fluid.
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In high school science class we were watching a video and it was then that I realized Reindeer are, in fact, real creatures and not just mythical beings for the purpose of pulling Santa’s sled.
Whoever chooses the pics for BP posts are complete idiots.
Load More Replies...Yep, which means the reindeer who pull Santa's sleigh are all GIRLS!
Load More Replies...When my brother first saw live reindeer he asked straightfacedly if they can fly. He was 25 maybe?
Should say they can. But only straight down and the landing isn't very pretty.
Load More Replies...In North America. In Europe, they are called, wait for it... Reindeer.
Load More Replies...Fun fact- reindeer and caribou are the same animal but reindeer refers to domesticated caribou
They're called reindeer in Europe and caribou in North America. I think you might be mistaken about reindeer being domesticated caribou.
Load More Replies...The glow in the dark, red nose is probably a left over from Chernobyl then
I just learned right now (trying to clarify my misunderstanding): Reindeer is the European word, while Caribou is North American. Also, "Reindeer" has nothing to do with reins! It comes from the Old Norse words hreinn (“reindeer”) and dýr (“animal”). Learn something new every day!
Even though there’s absolutely no way to learn everything there is to know about the world, we can do our best to fill in our knowledge gaps as we become aware of them.
For instance, if you suddenly realize that you thought that reindeer were mythical creatures, you could do some research about the animal. Read up on them online. Go to your local library for some more resources. Visit a wildlife sanctuary and see them with your own two eyes.
When I was a kid I thought it was ultra violent light instead of ultraviolet light. As in, that sun can really f**k up your skin if you don’t wear sunscreen. Bahahaha! So violent.
So, in a sense, it can actually be ultra-violent. Wear sunscreen, people.
Yeah! Or do like me: stay indoors. *munching on vitamin D-pills* 😁
Load More Replies...Well, yes. The sun can indeed really f**k up your skin if you don't wear sunscreen. So.....wear sunscreen!
Maybe they did, but didn't explain the reason well enough.
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That the drummer for Nirvana really was Dave Grohl, and not just a guy that looks really similar.
I know..I still have my ticket to that last gig in Dublin..never got to see them😭
Load More Replies...Tell us you didn't live through the 90s without telling us you didn't live through the 90s lol
...and Will Ferrell is NOT the drummer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers...🥁 🌶️
LOL! And Chad Smith is a frickin awesome drummer AND person! He played the drums in Dua Lipa's song "Break My Heart".
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Water towers are for water pressure, not just a town putting its name on a tank and saying "Hey look how much dang water WE have."
I guess I assumed they kept some water in case of emergencies. I don’t know, I’ve never seen them here in the UK, I just associate them with small town America, mostly from watching true crime shows which tend to zoom in on them to show the town name!
We actually just have them for B roll footage. Town names on signs got too boring and most directors wanted something taller that would really grab the attention of the audience. That's where that old saying, "more boring than a short town sign" came from.
Load More Replies...My mother (born mid-1930s) once said "Peanut allergies wasn't a thing when I was a child and when I had young children (in the 1960s), I never heard of it" to which my sister said "That's because those who had it died before anyone knew what it was".
They are for water pressure? Not for just holding and storing water? Damn!
If it was just for storing water why would you make them up in the air? You'd just build a tank at ground level because it's cheaper and easier.
Load More Replies...As David Bowie would say, “Pressure. Pushing down on me. Pushing down on you, no man ask for. Under pressure.”
I thought it was to keep the water out of the reach of goats. I was very young at the time
And cooler yet, the ancient Romans used water towers the same way (well, technically they used cisterns to the same effect). It's how they had running water that operated smoothly (that flowed smoothly without pressure spikes or dips) a few hundred years BC. That blew my mind when I was a kid, and it amazed me again when I finally visited Italy as a grown up.
Just realizing I’ve never even questioned why towns had water towers. Didn’t even come up with an explanation, the thought never crossed my mind
Similarly, if you suddenly realize that you’ve been oblivious about saving and investing, there’s no time like the present to brush up on your knowledge and start your journey toward financial independence. Of course, you’re bound to have some regrets about not knowing something earlier. However, the best time to correct your mistakes is the present. And if you’re cringing about the person you were in the past, it only means that you’ve grown!
For some more ‘obvious’ knowledge gaps that folks only realized they had later in life, take a peek at Bored Panda’s earlier post.
I feel so dumb for this but I just learned that ‘Rainbow Baby’ is a mother’s next baby after having a miscarriage. I just assumed it was a term of endearment for a queer baby. I know. I know. 🤦🏽♀️
Today I learned I am a rainbow baby. Never heard of it. But I am also gay, so yeah...
I think I've been confused with this term because there is also the term "rainbow bridge" where pets usually go after they die. So, basically, a rainbow baby is not a term for the baby lost in a miscarriage but for the one after who survived. Lovely term in all seriousness.
I always thought it was the one that was lost. Because a rainbow never really ends, so I figured it was like the baby was waiting on the otherside for me after I die, I get see them at the end of the rainbow. But I actually really like this better as well. My son is then a rainbow baby! Though I just realized how often I have used it wrong haha
Load More Replies...Rainbows existed long before they came to represent the LGBTQ community.
Not me, but my 21yo cousin just realized he is mildly allergic to peanut butter, and has been his whole life.
Up until now, he had assumed EVERYONE'S throat closed up a little while eating a pb&j sandwich, but they just fought through it.
Oh my word, that's scary. I have a mild peanut allergy (never had anaphylaxis so I wouldn't call it severe) but just the sensation of itching, closing throat and nausea is enough to put me off even *smelling* them. If someone eats peanuts anywhere near me, I have to leave. Highly inconvenient on planes (!) and really pisses me off in the cinema!
I'm the same way with coconut. As soon as it hits the inside of my mouth, it feels like it is swelling up, and I spit it out immediately, no matter where I am. I've done it in restaurants even. And sometimes just being near it makes me feel sick. I had people at an outside gathering rearrange the food, so that the "aroma" of the coconut didn't prevent me from getting to my veggies and dip I brought. Some people were annoyed, but I said I'd just leave and take my food with me. I literally could not stand downwind from coconut without feeling sick. And I'm sure some waitstaff wonder why I'm asking if there is coconut in the salad.
Load More Replies...Once at a party's taco buffet, my friend and I were chatting with another guest while we loaded up our tacos. She saw that we were using cilantro and said, "i dont know why its so popular when it tastes like soap." "Oh, I dont have that gene," I said. "What?" "The gene some people have that makes cilantro taste like soap? I dont have that." Commence bewildered blinking. "What?!" Turns out this middle-aged woman thought cilantro tasted bad to everyone and some people were just weird about using it anyway.
I can taste baking-powder, which sadly makes the best of cakes leave a tingly, unpleasant aftertaste on my tongue. I've been told it's not normal (although a few other people get the same awful feeling from it). I can use cream of tartar (weird name for white, powdery stuff but that's what my translation-thingy tells me) instead, which is better, but not the regular baking-powder. And yes, cilantro tastes like you bit into soap.
Load More Replies...I used to think I had a super sensitive taste bud due to eating salmon as my tongue would tingle at times. Turns out, I most likely was allergic to dill which was usually on the salmon. Usually, you don't know what an allergic reaction is like because you've never had one before and they generally aren't that severe.
I recently learned in allergic to kumquat. I get a mild tingling that I just assumed was part of the citrus, but apparently that's just a me thing
Just kissing a person who's just eaten peanuts can send an allergic person to the ER.
Until I went into hospital I didnt know I was allergic to morphine til I started throwing up wildly and this chemo drug they put me on, gave me my first(and fortunately so far), ONLY ever anaphylaxic shock experience. I managed to rasp for help + press the emergency button before my airways closed completely and they pulled the line out. Scary moment, I though my lungs were gonna shut down.
I've got a mild food allergy but it's only annoying not life threatening. There is something that when I eat it makes my nose run (like I've got a cold). Pretty sure it's a spice of some description but I've never been able to pin down exactly which one. It's not bad enough to not eat the food, and I'm normally more than halfway through a meal before it kicks in anyway and within 5 minutes of finishing the meal I'm back to normal. So, it's just annoying. Really should try to figure out what it is one day.
That the best time to start saving for my future really was all those years ago.
there is an old saying, "the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is right now"
But at least you had that money to help you through Covid! That's great.
Load More Replies...It's surprising to me how many people don't understand that they'll have to pay back their student loans, and then they act like they were scammed and they apparently signed them blindfolded. And it's surprising how many people don't understand how credit cards work and that you should pay off the balance each month so you don't incur interest.
It's easier said than done, however, when you're young and starting out in an entry level job... Trying to pay your bills, it's very difficult to put anything into savings, but yes, if you can, DO.. as soon as you can.
Learned I was allergic to latex from talking to my friend. She told me that since I’m allergic to some citrus I may be allergic to latex and asked me if condoms bothered me. I responded and said yes but they bother everyone who uses them.
That’s how I learned that burning and itching and a road rash are not normal after coitus with a condom. 🙃 (I’m 26).
Same. It was a huge relief to find out it didn't always have to be so incredibly painful.
Coitus, is the you Sheldon?? The burning and itching can also be from not using condoms. this is why sex ed is very important.
Same here, make sure you tell your dentist, that same sort of tissue is in your mouth.
I'm going to assume road rash was a typo but just in case its not, maybe invest in some traffic lights to slow things down. its not a damn race
LOL way too hard at this! And I love the "road rash" comparison. As someone who experienced this, "road rash" is the only way to describe it.
Load More Replies...I developed a latex allergy about the time we switched to non-latex gloves in health care. Non-latex condoms are available.
I recently realized that “Howdy” is short for “How do you do?” I actually just googled it, and it’s technically short for “How do ye?” However, my realization still makes sense.
In the UK we say “alright?” Which is short for “good day to you, upstanding fellow citizen, how do you fare on this fine day?”
As a Texan, I approve of this lol. "Howdy" in some parts is pronounced "Haddy!"
In Australia we say, "zagawn?". Which is short for "how's it going?". If it's a formal situation, we say, "ezza gawn mate?"
Australia here. We say 'G'day' which means, 'Good Day to you, nice to see you weren't killed during the night by the snakes, spiders, drop bears, or sharks'
The first abbreviation I translated was lol. But I started commenting in net to get use to English.
I was 39 when I realised the pointy bit on a the lid of a tube of something, for example tomato puree.. Was for braking the foil seal. For years I used a fork to break the seal until I watched someone remove the lid , turn it around and place it over the seal. Mind blown.
Read 'Full Name's comment, don't know what but fun coincident with both your comment. 👍
Load More Replies...tbf, I have never seen any instructions telling you that this is possible.
Read 'WonderWoman's comment, don't know what but fun coincident with both your comments. 👍
Load More Replies...Maybe they meant "Stopping the foil seal from working" you don't know!!
Load More Replies...I learned that last night... after I had jammed a knife in the little tin covering.
I just found out yesterday that I have aphantasia, meaning I can't visualize images in my mind. When I think about an object I just know that I'm thinking about it, but I don't see anything when I close my eyes.
Wait... do people actually SEE what they're thinking about when they close their eyes? I guess I have it too then, never been able to actually see an image that way
My thoughts exactly. I am supposed to see things that aren't really there?
Load More Replies...To be fair, this one has only been described and given a name relatively recently. I always thought "visualise" just meant to think about something, the idea that some/most people can bring up a picture of something in their head had never really occurred to me. I discovered it when a physiotherapist was asking me to picture my knee to identify a particular muscle. I used a mirror.
Wait. What? People actually see images when they close their eyes? Like actually see them as if their eyes are open looking at something? Like dreaming while they're awake kind of seeing things? I need so much more information. Google!!
No, we don't see it in our normal vision. Yet we do see it in our mind's eye. It's closer to where we perceive verbal thoughts. All of the characteristics of normal vision can be seen in the mind's eye but it requires effort and focus.
Load More Replies...I can disassemble and assemble things (such as machines) in my mind. I can also do mental math very quickly by visualizing the math problem being solved.
Wow! That is incredible. I would be interested in knowing how old you were when you realized that was something special and not common to everyone.
Load More Replies...me too. i'm 68 and just found out last year. i was wondering if i was imagining it, no pun intended, but it is real. a friend of mine has hyperphantasia, just the opposite. she can visualize anything.
I rely on that as an artist, i am able to picture an object precisely and even turn it around and inspect it at any angle I want to. My family is amazed when they ask me to draw something and I do it in 3D in front of them without having the object in site.
Load More Replies...I used to be extremely visual and then acquired aphantasia - it took me nearly two years to learn a new way of thinking- I had a lot of trouble with language too - and to lean into the feeling and concept of the object instead of relying on 'image'.
Yes I swear I must've been able to visualize in my head when I was younger because I remember saying I liked reading books because it was like a movie in my head. Then a couple months ago I saw a post about aphantasia again and had a crisis about it.
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My car key remote isn’t broken, the battery died after nearly 10 years.
Surely some people don't even think there's a battery inside.
Load More Replies...If anyone can tell me how to open the damn key fob to replace the battery that would be fantastic. As far as I can tell it's harder to break in to than Fort Knox! It's been dead for a while but I'm afraid of destroying it while trying to get it open.
The halves of the case usually separate by sticking the key blade or a wide blade screwdriver somewhere in a notched-out area in between the halves to release clips that hold them together. You release them with a gentle turning motion with your key/tool. Some have tiny screws also you have to look for. Those keyfobs are why I had to buy a #0 phillips screwdriver back in my service days.
Load More Replies...My kids were double digits in age before they realized that batteries are replaceable after years of them bringing toys to me and me responding, "Hrm, the batteries must've run out. Sorry, hon." I had four kids, I needed some peace every now and then! At least they figured it out before being old enough to drive a car.
My parents bought a luxury car maybe 20 years ago. Maybe a year goes by, and neither of them can figure out why their keyfobs aren't working anymore. Apparently the dealership staff was trying very hard not to laugh when they explained to him that the batteries in the keyfobs were dead. Wouldn't you know it, once they replaced the batteries, both keyfobs worked just fine. You'd think that two people who are old enough and rich enough to buy a luxury car wouldn't need to have it explained to them that keyfob batteries do eventually die...
My MINI remote (as pictured here) takes a watch battery. Which I found in the dolllar store. Super easy to replace. Entire key fobs are about 300 to 500 to replace.
The remote for my 20 year old General Motors SUV was still working when the car died.
This past weekend, that the girl that invited me to an after party at her place and then asked for me to crash in her bed was not simply just being nice, I am f*****g stupid.
(*sigh*) been there, done that, got the regrets to prove it. (And, i wouldn't put it past me to be that dumb again.)
The fact you are sweet enough to not be all SEX is really good
Load More Replies...As a woman I have often gone home alone and then woken up next morning going "heeeey, that dude from last night... did he actually like me? Like.... like-like me?!?!" And then a tsunami of self-loathe because I felt stupid I didn't notice that some guy was interested in me. Lol. I have witnessed, though, how women have literally walked into lamp posts on the street because they were looking at my bf. He didn't notice and of course he has no clue why he never had a gf before me. Lol.
Pretty sure every man on the planet has made that mistake. It's been just about 30 years since for me and I still kick myself over her.
You're not f*****g stupid, just stupid when it comes to f*****g. There's a difference.
You could have hit me with those signs when I was younger and I still would have missed it.
When I was 17 a girl asked me to give her a massage. She took her top off and lay face down on her bed. I gave her a massage, asked her if she was feeling better, and left. I'm in my late 50's and I still think about that sometimes.
I've shared a bed with a lot of women I haven't had sex with. I'm 99% positive that one wanted to have sex but when I asked she said no. She was one of at least three women I've known that I'm pretty sure had that good catholic girl problem of thinking it's okay if the guy takes advantage but it's not okay to agree to it. Most of the others I was closer to 90+ % sure we were simply uninhibited friends sharing a place to sleep. A few may have been interested, but for various reasons neither of us asked.
It might have been a public service issue: keeping a drunk you from driving.
Yes. Not adept at picking-up social cues. Not dumb, just wired slightly differently.
Load More Replies...If „a nice man“ is bad, how would this guy be called then? He sounds nice… a bit clueless maybe, but „a nice man“ would have tried to take advantage of that situation regardless
Women don't like guys who immediately come on too strong and act like they are owed sex for just showing up. Frequently that type of guy believes and says he's a nice guy and loudly exclaims it. (Actual nice guys don't need to announce they are nice... and they wouldn't.) The OP is a sweet guy who is a little clueless... because he's actually nice and not just speaking to girls ONLY with the hope of hooking up. He thinks of women as actual people who are potentially interesting to talk to and fun to hang out with.
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I can't eat any type of nut. It messes with my stomach lining. I genuinely thought nuts just made everyone sick after eating them. Like salsa. Edit: I've discovered something about salsa today.
Because the first person who tried it just worked through the pain, so everyone else did too 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...There's wayyy too much stories like this. "I did not know I was allergic to peanuts/strawberries/etc, I did not know I was lactose intolerant, I always assumed that everyone was sick after eating them". How? Never heard about allergies?
In some cases they may not have always been allergic/intolerant. Some people have mild or even no intolerance to things that eventually changes. I have allergies now that were definitely not allergies as a kid or even teen. Some of the allergies I already had grew in severity too, while one I had completely disappeared about 5 years ago. Allergies/intolerances are not always, or even usually, constants, throughout our lifetimes. The same can be said about a lot of things, like medication responses that change over time. The human body is fascinating.
Load More Replies...Tip from a person with food allergies....if it makes you sick or itchy, stop eating it!
That sign you see near schools with the two people crossing holding books? I was stuck in traffic a few weeks ago and suddenly realized it wasn't two women with purses.
Today I learned it's books they're carrying and not business people with briefcases.
And you should maybe also realize that the SHAPE of the sign with the silhouettes is meant to resemble a school house (old timey of course).
Load More Replies...We don't have that sign in Germany but I had the same thought like OP had 🙈🤣
In the UK, the children are shown as an older sister with a younger brother. They were based on the designer of all the road signs herself, Margaret Calvert and her younger brother.
That cows have to get pregnant before they can make milk.
The fact so many people are so out of touch with nature and food is what makes me think we are all going to hell in a handcart. We are part of the ecosystem. We are mammals. When do we make milk? For feeding our babies! So it's the same with all mammals. If we poison the ecosystem, we poison ourselves.
I get your point, and on this yep absolutely, but you can't equate all of human biology to other mammals. When animals are 'in season' they are ovulating, we (generally) are not.
Load More Replies...And it’s not just once, their milk only lasts about 10 months before they have to get pregnant again. Some farmers are beginning to leave the calf with their mothers as it’s very distressing for both to be taken away from each other.
When I opened my mind to this reality (and about eggs) I turned Vegan, 7 years on and not a single regret, only that I hadn't done it before
Load More Replies...I honestly thought, in this day, there was a way to induce milk production without them getting pregnant.
Load More Replies...A Heifer is a young female calf who has not given birth yet. Once she has given birth she is now a cow and has milk. A bull is a young male who has not been castrated. A steer has been castrated.
Sure about the steer? I thought it was oxen that are castrated? In German, the castrated bulls are ochsen and a stier is a different name for a male. (Usually used for the Spanish kind, black with huge horns and quite a temper)
Load More Replies...Yeah... And the whole dairy/veal industry thing is pretty freaking monstrous when you think about it
Yeah buddy. Unfortunately I live next to a dairy/ veal farm and seeing the sad shacks every day is sickening. I call it cowshwitze
Load More Replies...I had the worst argument about this with my 80 year old mother. She did not believe me! Insisted cows start to produce milk when they turn adults. When I then told her what happens to the babies the milk is actually meant for and where the veal on her plate comes from, she nearly lost it. But kudos to her, she actually fact checked it and stopped drinking milk. And eating veal.
There are also some folks who are sure that milk ONLY comes from cows, and that what human mothers naturally feed their babies is something completely different, somehow.
Actually, heifers get pregnant. They are a cow after giving birth.
I'm Norwegian, and was at least thirty before I realized that the tomatoes crossing the road schoolyard joke (two tomatoes cross the road, one gets run over, the other says "Come on, catch up") has, in what I assume is the original English, a punchline. Well, for a schoolyard joke, anyway.
Norwegian kids tell the same joke, but there's no catch up/ketchup pun in Norwegian, so they just tell a joke where the squashed tomato is now ketchup. At some point a kid who knew enough English to have heard the joke but not enough for the pun told it to younger kids, who assumed it was funny because an older kid was telling it, and it has been repeated between children for generations.
We have the same joke in swedish, literally-ish translated the punchline is "come on ketchup, we're going" with ketchup meaning only ketchup and not in any way a pun.
Same in 🇨🇿 i got the schoolyard joke much later in my 20s when watching pulp fiction 😂
I find Norwegians speaking English to be the most soothing accent around, the difference in the pattern of speech and inflections calms me like nothing else
Tell me about it! I once had a Norwegian boyfriend, and whenever he said my name I would just melt!
Load More Replies...not just chidren, non-English speaking fans of Pulp Fiction (or Foxfire Five)..
No, no, no, no... the punchline is for when the berries get run over. (Now they're punch...)
A pickle is a cucumber that's been pickled.
I thought pickle was any vegetable that is preserved in a solution of vinegar, water and salt.
It is, but for some reason if you say "pickle" you mean pickled cucumbers. Anything else pickled tends to be referred to by the type - picked beetroot, pickled capsicum. Why cucumbers got to be the default pickle is probably friends in high places, or some excellent bribes.
Load More Replies...That's the USA's meaning of the word. It's a contraction of 'pickled cucumber' or 'pickled gherkin'. In other places, a pickle is anything that has been pickled, or the pickling fluid. There's lots of lovely recipes for a whole range of pickles at BBC Good Food https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/pickle-recipes
What you (Americans only) refer to as "a pickle" is in fact a pickled gherkin. Not a cucumber. I mean, it's a member of the cucumber family, but a distinct type on its own.
The gherkin cucumber is a cucumber variety, but yeah, you normally wouldn't pickle the variety that's used as a fresh cucumber. (You can use a fresh gherkin tho, it's less watery so it works well in salads etc, but the peel can be a bit thick, so peeling it a bit is a good idea)
Load More Replies...Actually this is not 100% true. A different variety of the same family of plant is used for pickles and cucumber. If you let a pickle grow big you'll get something edible but less tasty than a cucumber. Same if you use baby cucumbers for pickles, it will be edible but not as good as pickles.
This is an American thing. In other countries lots of things are pickled. I'm British and love picked onions.
A pickle is ANYTHING that has been pickled. Only in the US do we consider "pickle" to just mean pickled cucumbers. Most cultures have a huge variety of pickles of various vegetables, fruits, etc.
We have watermelon pickles (the rind), pickled eggs, and pickled pigs feet, among other things. Pickling is a process to preserve food.
Load More Replies...I always wondered what the difference between a pickle and a gherkin was. It turns out they're the same, we just use it interchangeably in the UK these days.
The word "bed" actually looks like a bed.
Handy for remembering which way b and d face. Whose idea was it to have two letters that are identical mirror images of each other? And why does small d face the opposite way as capital D?
Because it wold be a b then. The B has the right of the earlier born....
Load More Replies...This is how you teach kids to get their b's and d's the correct way around
and food looks like two people sitting at a table with their plates in between them
The way to tell the phase of the moon is “DOC.” A waxing moon looks like a D, a full moon or new moon looks like a O, and a waning moon looks like a C.
You should ask somebody from farther south which way the (waxing) moon faces. moon-65c33...917aed.jpg
I grew up in Poland. When a person was arrested on a crime that was publicized, the media will only list their first name and the first initial of last name, to protect their identity before conviction, e.g. Peter G. My friend thought that all criminals had one letter last names and he was surprised the police wouldn’t just go all Minority Report on them and arrest all people with one letter last names.
I live in Holland and they do this also, I find it pointless now as you can just visit a UK news website where their full name is published
Back when it was made into law there was no internet, hell, there was almost no phones... and certainly no UK websites.
Load More Replies...I wish they did the this is the United States. I was arrested once and was found not guilty, but they even post your picture here and everyone knew I had been arrested. It was terrible. One person who didnt like me even posted my picture on their social media and told everyone how horrible I was.
Someone once told me they used to think all famous killers went by three names (John Wayne Gacy, Lee Harvey Oswald, etc), and they looked askance at anyone they met who used their middle name.
Many many years ago, a local DJ made a comment about how many killers have the name Wayne for a middle name. Since then, (jokingly, of course) I have been scared to go to family reunions. It's tradition on my Dad's side, since the 1800s, for all males to have Wayne as a middle name. 😱🤣
Load More Replies...I don't doubt that this person is thoroughly lacking in common sense, but as with some of the other posts, I think lack of intelligence is a significant factor.
Today I learned they don't censor the name everywhere. (Still can't really grasp the idea though.. others countries don't censor suspects names?? I really thought this was standard procedure)
Here they don't publish names at all before someone is convicted and sometimes not even then if releasing the name might be harmful for any victim(s) (like if the victim was a close family relation, minor etc.)
Grew up in LA where the local Sunday paper had a section called, “Southland”. I was fourteen before I learned it was not dedicated to the confederated States.
Heard this on a podcast yesterday, Fes from that 70s show, FES= foreign exchange student.
Poetic license as per this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fez_(That_%2770s_Show)
Load More Replies...lol dont feel bad. I didnt know that actor was Wilmer Valderrama of NCIS.
No. In the episode where they meet and decide to call him fez, he says his name but it is drowned out by the school bell - in reality he is saying each of the actors names, so he's never been named
Load More Replies...It’s called a “funny bone” bc it’s a humerus.
To me it has funny feeling to it but it still hurts real bad.
Load More Replies...This is the kind of thing you might have learned years ago, forgot it because you weren't using that knowledge, and then learned it again.
...also because everyone else laughs with relief (that it wasn't them) when you hit it.
Are you trying to tell me it's not because when you bang the nerve there just right it feels funny? And THAT's why they named the bone the humerus?
It took a bit of digging on the web. The Latin name humerus comes from the ancient Greek. And in ancient Greek, humour is written chioumor, the same word. So the humerus in ancient Greece did get it's name from the Greek word for "funny"! The origins of other bone names are better known : tibia because it looks like a flute and scapula because it looks like a shovel.
Load More Replies...I actually do not agree at all with the term "funny bone" It should be the "owie bone"
That the phrase mint condition means like new because it's the condition coins leave the mint in.
Had to Google why it is called mint...from the Latin moneta, which in turn came from coins being made at the temple of goddess Juno Moneta
Hah. Moneta is a Polish word for coin :D funny. I didn't know it's that straight from Latin.
Load More Replies...It was a common unscrupulous practice to shave the edge of a coin to remove some metal. Over time you'd have a decent quantity. So, they started putting a pattern of ridges on the edge of the coin, so that the receiver would know they were getting a coin in mint condition, like when it left the mint.
Lol,,, thank you. I had never thought about that,,, and attributed it to some sort of clean feeling you get from mint.
I am not responsible for other people's lives. Feels a little better accepting that I don't have to stress too much over supporting my family. I shouldn't feel too overwhelmed to the point of having suicidal ideations just from the stress alone. Edit : No, I don't have kids. I'm single, been supporting my family (parents, siblings) for 10 years.
I hope I can learn how to not feel responsible for other people's lives, it's cost me so much emotionally and really damaged my mental state. for the past two years I've had so many thoughts of ending things because someone I tried to support all the time (family member) started berating me constantly but out of fear of them doing something I stuck by them. it hurts more than people think
If you have no children, then the only life you are 100% responsible for is YOURS. If you are feeling suicidal and stressed out because of how much of yourself you are giving, that is your mind's attempt to raise the red flag and tell you something is wrong, out of balance. It sounds like this person you're helping is happy to take everything you give, even when you're running on empty. This is wrong. It also sounds like they may be using some form of manipulation to continue to drain you dry. This is also wrong. People like this will use you up until there's nothing left, then just move on to the next victim. Take care of YOU. This is the only life you get.
Load More Replies...I gave up a good portion of my 20s and 30s to support my father after my mother died. He made zero effort to get a life, make any friends, take up any hobbies etc. Supported him financially and by moving across the country (England) to live with him. My deceased mother was an utter tyrant with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and was physically and emotionally abusive to the extreme and my father never stopped her, just sat there watching because "anything for an easy life". Don't know why I felt so responsible for him after she died. My sister did exactly the same too. We tried our best but he was a sour, guilt-tripping, miserable man until he died at 70 about 15 years ago. I wish I had the wisdom of OP much, much earlier. Well done OP, you're only responsible for yourself (if you don't have kids). It's your only life, get on and live it as you want to. Therapy helped me a lot, highly recommend. Too much helping can become enabling too.
We are responsible for what we think, feel and do. No one else can be and we are not responsible for their thoughts, emotions and actions. We can however influence each other.
Bless you! If I may, please consider seeing a psychotherapist for your emotional/ psychological needs to help you through your thoughts & an attorney who can guide you in helping your parents & siblings receive any financial assistance available for them to remove the burden from yourself. Most consultations are free. Psychotherapists can be had (and paid) through your state mental health department if you live in the USA. Your local library & the librarians are a good place to start your research. Please consider. Again, may you be blessed & find your way out.
I have a brother-in-law who needs to start practicing this. They are so ungrateful but he insists they need him. I've met his mother. Not impressed.
I only realized recently, at 40 years old, that a "fortnight" is called that because it's like "fourteen nights"... I think because I always remembered it as two weeks, and not 14 days.
It's a contraction of Middle English fourteniht, from Old English feowertyne niht, literally "fourteen nights"
I always thought it was some old European military reference to a common shift or work period for soldiers working at the fort. Did middle school social studies misinform me?
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Load More Replies...That sometimes things are just the way they are, you can't change the situation you're in, only your actions and your emotions and how you react to them. I guess I realized that certain situations sometimes feel unfair or are not favourable to your needs and you have to find happiness in the best way you can and live your life. Sometimes you gotta make sacrificies because that's the only option.
This along with life is unfair are two adult lessons that can be hard to accept
the hardest one is: you can do everything right and at the right time and still fail. Knowing that, you think: why bother trying then if you're damned if you do and damned if you don't?
Load More Replies...I came to this conclusion many years ago...you can't control how others act in any given situation, you can only control how you do. It's amazing how much easier my life has become, knowing that HOW I react to something/someone is totally on me!
Accept the things you cannot change and change the things you can. There you go. That's all you need to know :).
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change and the courage to change the things that I can and the wisdom to know the difference " serenity prayer
Load More Replies...I've always thought this way. I consider myself an optimistic-realist. One who can look for the positive in situations but can also accept that situations might not always have desired or positive outcomes/results.
I know "felix" is the Latin word for "happy," but only recently did I discover the name Felix is also known to mean "lucky." Now I'm getting the irony of naming a *black cat* "Felix the Cat." (For those who don't know, Felix is an old cartoon, and there's a superstition that a black cat crossing your path is very *un*lucky.)
Black cats are actually considered good luck in the UK and many other cultures too.
Related etymology - 'Felicitations', as in 'I wish you good fortune'.
Load More Replies...Only in the US is it unlucky, in most of Europe (and Japan IIRC) black cats crossing your path is lucky.
I am from the Netherlands and I was thought that black cats crossing your path meant bad luck! White cats bring good luck.
Load More Replies...Exceptions to that. In the Royal Navy, and some other navies, black cats are 'lucky'. Here's a pic of Winston Churchill, touching a battleship's mascot for luck. I served in a ship which had a panther's head for its badge, and was known as 'The Black Cat'. Blackie-th...739289.jpg
Not just the RN, black cars are lucky throughout the U.K. One football team even has a back at on their badge; one story goes that a fan smuggled a black cat under his coat into the cup final in 1937 when they won the FA cup. My mam carried a black cat charm in her purse for years
Load More Replies...As Groucho Marx once said, "a black cat crossing your path signifies that the cat is going somewhere ".
My black cat is named Snowflake, because he's special, he also drools when purring, alot.
My first name is Felicia, which is a derivative of Felix and means happy as well.
Colonoscopies aren’t just for looking for cancer and other issues. It’s preventative for cancer because they remove the polyps where it starts. I’m pretty up on medical stuff, didn’t know that.
*might* start. It might not. Anyway, always better to remove those.
Oy vey, I have a colonscopy on Thursday. The procedure is not bad (because you are asleep). The prep is miserable, though. You have to drink a gallon of a laxative solution and stay by the toilet for 12 hours. It is worth it though. Last time, they found and removed 3 polyps.
For anyone who hasn't had a colonoscopy, it's not as bad as you may be imagining. The prep the night before is the worst part, but when it comes to the actual event, you are ASLEEP.
In Canada, you have the option for sedation. I chose no sedation for my first, to see how bad the procedure would be, because my husband frequently is away for work, and I wouldn't be able to drive myself home with sedation. My second time, I chose sedation, regrettably, and said something embarrassing to my doctor. Never again.
Load More Replies...Colon Cancer is 100 percent preventable if you get regular colonoscopies before it's manifest
And they might nick the lining while doing so and you'll die a horrible unnecessary death. That's what happened to a family member anyway
One of the reasons colonoscopies aren't recommended before age 50 is the risk vs. benefit.
Load More Replies...FFS!!! Get a colonoscopy!! I didn't get one soon enough and ended up with stage 3 colo-rectal cancer. 3 years cancer free but with a permanent colostomy. If I had gone sooner, I may have been able to catch it at the polyp stage and avoided living with a bag. Scary fact: Colon cancer has increased over 10% and they are checking people at a younger age.
My mom did the same thing: Wouldn't go for colonoscopy at 50, diagnosed with stage 3 cancer at 75. Cancer free for 8 years now, but she's had way more things done to her since her diagnosis than the initial colonoscopy she should have had at 50. Get a colonoscopy!
Load More Replies...It can also start in the epithelial cells or mucous cells in the colon, starting as an adenoma and turning into carcinoma, which happened to me.
The shingles vaccination, as painful as it was (plus the horrid side effects), sure beats suffering shingles! I cannot imagine the pain. :(
Load More Replies...My friend, I reckon your poop chute is as photogenic as any other.
Load More Replies...And, while in the endoscopy suite, there's a way to tell a gastroscope from a colonoscope; the gastroscope tastes better.
I'm 50 ish. For the last couple years I kept feeling that I'm getting close to retirement and I'm only going to have a few years to do what I want... Then I realized I could only be halfway there! What if I live till I'm 90? That's 40 more years! I have time to do absolutely anything I want to! It was just this crazy sort of epiphany that went you're looking at this all wrong! Life isn't over at 60 or 65, you still have a lot of time!
Except I'm not sure I will ever be able to retire, and I think the same will go for many my age. At the same time, AI will take over lots of jobs and, where the industrial revolution replaced hard manual work with machines, this revolution will put people out of work who enjoy using their brains, leaving us all poorer and stupider.
Well it COULD lead to a universal basic income and robot servants... Depends on whether we can put a spike in all the 1% bullsh@t and put some proper grown ups in charge.
Load More Replies...Someone I knew went to bed one night and never woke up. They were 1 month to their 41st birthday, so no, I dont and cant understand this. There is no certainty in life, or rather death, in this case.
Sadly retirement is a dream a lot of us will never get to experience, as is living to 100. My poor dad is only 71 and dying, and I lost my mom at 52. Living to 90 or above and still being mobile enough to enjoy life and do the things that you want to is a rare gift, and one that I hope we all will get to enjoy.
When I turned 53, I set the record for longevity among males in my father's line. Twenty years later I am in quite passable shape.
Load More Replies...It's highly likely that my time after retirement will be limited. If I even retire at all. My father, his sister and his mother all had Alzheimer's. My dad had early-onset and was symptomatic at 63. And on my mother's side, there is also Alzheimer's, although the family members were half-siblings to my grandparents. My parents died in their early 70s. As a GenXer, full retirement age is 67, so I may only get another five to ten years. Sigh....
Until 70 hits and your legs start hurting….and you can’t kneel or get up from kneeling - or even from a chair. Walking hurts. Don’t waste time
A very dear aunt, who now has parkinsons, tells anyone's who will listen, don't put off things till you retire, if you can do them, do it now, you have no idea what is coming in your life. So now, I've passed it on to all of you
I didn't know there are two little bumps on the F and J keys so your hands know where to center while typing. I only learned this when my kids wanted to try typing and it's the first lesson!
And years of gaming make me ignore proper placement when I'm typing so my left hand can cover WASD.
This. I type constantly for my job, but still, my left hand rests on WASD
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who just checked her keyboard? I type without looking and never noticed. :-)
There's also a bump on the 5 of the number pad portion of the keyboard.
Load More Replies...I discovered it when I learned typewriting on a huge Olivetti Lettera 98 when I was 16. Everybody should learn, it pays so much back.
I never learned to type properly and I’m pretty sure that the placement of my fingers on the keyboard is nothing like it should be but I’ve worked with computers for decades and always thought I was doing ok. Then Covid hit and I had to work from home and my daughter was remote learning for school. She came downstairs one day while I was typing and was amazed by how fast I am considering I take ages to text. Kids type on a phone with 2 thumbs. I use 1 finger. That’s the difference between generations.
Load More Replies...A friend of mine who is 52 thought they were to help blind people find the right keys
And he was not wrong, as you may as well be blind because you do not look at keyboard when typing.
Load More Replies...I learned this and so I can type in a dark room! Yes, I am proud of myself.
TIL. Never noticed them or felt them before. Back in the ancient days when I was in school and had to take typing class, Ithose little lines on the old typewriters didn't have them. Have a old Smith/Corona electric typewriter. Even a manual typewriter.
It was the first and only lesson my wife gave me when I asked her to teach me how to write with a keyboard. As guitar player, I quickly memorized all positions and became faster typing.
Those bumps are for Touch-typing. So, you know where the F and the J are when you are looking at the screen and not at the keyboard
My wife and I are both in our 50's. She told me recently that she just realized the song Black Velvet, by Allanah Myles, is about Elvis.
I guess I'm old, but when I was growing up, the example always given as the epitome of bad art was 'Elvis painted on black velvet'.
Love me tender leaves em crying in the aisles. The way he moved it was a sin so sweet and true... all makes sense now!!
Realized a few months ago Stevie wonder's "isn't she lovely?" Was about his daughter. Guess it just didn't register since the man is blind. But you don't have to be able to see to know your child is beautiful 🙂
I'm not sure how that's hard to understand, but I don't know what your first language is, so here you go: There is a song from the '80s called Black Velvet, sung by Alannah Myles. The song is about the singer Elvis Presley. The OP's wife did not know that
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I used to think that clapper thing in movies was to get the actors' attention. Not for editing.
They're for sound synchronization. The loud clap with the visual effect makes editing easier back in the day when sound and video were captured through separate machines and had to be recombined later.
In fact, it's still useful because some cameras are asynchronous by a couple of frames. Plus, it shows the scene numbers and whatnot.
Load More Replies...This was originally a little slate chalk board where the camera assistant would write the sceen and take. When we put a single frame of info at the start of an animation shot, we still call it a slate.
it is for synchronizing the audio recording with the visual ecording which are (were) done on separate tools.
The "Mad" in "Mad Men" meant "Madison Avenue."
I've heard the title but never seen the show, so yeah. It's news to me.
Load More Replies...I'm so glad I binged that series when I first found it, cause I think it's only availaable to rent or buy now.
I never watched the show, but my wife did. Now I am not sure if she knows and if I should tell her.
Last year I realized that when you sign your "initials" they are called that because they are the first letters, i.e. the initial letters, of your name.
In Germany we put our "Kaiser Wilhelm" on documents/contracts.
Load More Replies...I'm 62, and that never occurred to me. To be honest, I had never thought about it.
Same... if somebody had asked why they are called that and I'd given it a thought I may have come up with it... but I'll never know
Load More Replies...Not to be obvious, but what else could they be? It's one of those things I have always known. To be fair, now that I think of it, the concept crossed over from Italian to English for me, where the word "iniziali" comes from "inizio" or "Beginning", so in Italian it's right there is the general meaning of the word. "All'inizio" means "at the beginning", "inizio della strada" means the "beginning of the road", "ho iniziato a parlare" means "I started talking" and so on. It's a whole concept.
I'm a nurse with the initials CDC and was once asked why I initialed my paperwork pretending to be the government organization 🤦♀️. I couldn't just use CC because my previous job required me to initial people's up/down time paperwork hundreds of times per shift so it eventually merged to look more like 2 lower case "l"
I don't know if this will help, but despite my screen name I also have CC as initials and for a time mine was also a scratch on paper. Since then I have changed my initials to C|C (or C/C, depending on the slant) and while it takes a fraction of a second longer, it forces me to write it more clearly. Incidentally, I always envied people with cool monograms and I always found CC to be dull, from a design standpoint. Adding the "pipe" or a "slash" obviated that.
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That Loch - as in Loch Ness - is the Gaelic word for lake.
Loch means "hole" in German so it always made sort of sense to me to name lakes that.
So could you insult a German by calling him an assloch? (Not planning to do it. Just a matter of curiosity.)
Load More Replies...'S toil leam loch Laomainn tòrr. 'S e àite gu math bhrèagha agus àlainn
It's Loch in the Irish language - Lough is the anglicised form used in English.
Load More Replies...Where me and my true love will never meet again; On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond
Anyone saying lake Loch Ness in their native language is basically saying lake lake Ness.
Pretty sure that's a photo taken of Loch Lomond
And key and cay are both pronounced 'kee' when talking about shorelines.
I should have been twisting the bottom of my deodorant to push the plastic cover out instead of using my teeth.
Just so you know, you can also open canned food, not chew through
I feel like this particularly addressed to me. (I have to be SO careful when cooking for others because I'm SO used to tearing open packages of food with my teeth.)
Load More Replies...They mean they are pulling the plastic cover on the stick deodorant (the one under the lid) with their teeth. They aren't touching (hopefully) the deodorant with their teeth
Load More Replies...I don’t get it either. And I didn’t read the instructions like some of the others here and twist the dial at the bottom. I used my fingernail to pull the little cover off. It’s slightly bigger than the top of the deodorant case so it just pulls off.
Load More Replies...I’m 36 and have been using my teeth this whole time. Where do we learn that?!!
Reading the instructions on the outside which are printed there for people without common sense.
Load More Replies...You must have very raised fingerprints. If I use my fingers, I can’t get a grip. And I thought twisting the bottom would smash it against the plastic protector like twisting lip balm without taking the lid off.
Load More Replies...I know it, but I still use my teeth. Worried that deodorant will just smush up if I try and do it properly.
This! I always assumed it was lip chap stick and you’d smash it against the lid and mess up the shape.
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When I was 15 I realized rice isn’t pasta chopped in small pieces.
Mini mini nudeln - „Schnall dich an, sonst stirbt ein Einhorn“ great book
How do you even come up with that idea! It's not a bad idea at all! I shall disguise my next "rice" ha!
I had lived for far too long when I learned that cars have an arrow beside the gas gauge to tell you which side the filler cap is on.
Mine does have an arrow. But when it's time to fill up, the symbol is totally covered by the "arm/hand", and thus doesn't help anyway.. 😸
Load More Replies...I keep seeing this but assume it’s an American thing. I’m in the UK and none of my cars have ever had this.
In my 30s I finally realized the Bon Jovi lyrics “on a steel horse I ride” was a motorcycle. 🤦🏼♀️
The song is about being on the "tour road".Just might be a bus for the band.
The song is corny as hell, comparing rock stars to cowboys, but at the same time, the lyrics are pretty clever, such as "I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back..."
...and if your heart was like an open highway, then you'd be dead already...🙋🏽
Hate to beak it to you but I realized that when I was 7. I recently learned "Summer of 69" has nothing to do with the year.
I was 50. FIFTY F*****G YEARS OLD, when I learned that bats are not, in fact, blind. Evidently, I'm an idiot.
So, if being oblivious to something so basic for literally half a century counts: yeah, that.
People do say "blind as a bat" though, so I think you can be forgiven on that one!
Maybe the phrase should be blind as a bat in the midday sun!
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Load More Replies.....do the bats hang upside down with only one leg?? I sat the picture and I didn’t know that! Thought they used 2 legs.
It took me way too long to realize that you could just not answer a question. I always felt the need to either tell what I know or lie. As I got older lies felt tedious so if you asked me you would probably get (my version of) the truth. Sometimes this would lead to ugly truths being told. After watching politicians and actually paying attention to what they say I realized you never HAVE to answer the question that was asked of you. Listen to any reporter interview any politician. The reporter will ask a question, then the politician will just start talking about whatever they want to talk about. If they're nice they will start with the question and lean into what they want to say. This isn't a polite thing to do though so I wouldn't recommend doing it to anyone you care about.
I don't know, or I don't want to answer, or the question makes me feel uncomfortable are correct answers.
Sometimes those phrases are triggers for a toxic person to push harder.
Load More Replies...From Easy Rider - "Where are you from?" "It's hard to say." "Why is it hard to say???" "Well, it's a very long word."
You can simply say no. I usually go with "Why do you want to know." I'm not a politician, or anyone's boss. I have the right to know to why you feel it's necessary to get up in my business. It usually makes them uncomfortable enough that they back off some. If they don't and they keep coming at me, "I fail to see how knowing that will help you. Care to elaborate?" usually works pretty good.
I learnt this lesson when I was in secondary school, we had our local MEP come and visit us older students and we were able to ask him any political questions we liked. He never answered any of our questions though and just talked about the Euro, which was still at the discussion point at the time.
There is a local plumbing company call “Abacus” with a tag line “you can count on us”. After 20 years I realized their logo was an abacus.
but if they gone with '123 Abacus; you can count on us" would have been even higher? 🙃
Load More Replies...When putting flannel sheets on a bed, Put the top sheet on facing down. It doesn't look as nice but it is cozy as f**k. Plus, the other blankets cover it up anyway. Don't know if I'm the first guy to this party or the last, but I love that I figured it out.
I was taught to put the top sheet on upside down so it looked nice when folded over the blanket. My mother didn't use comforters, just bedspreads.
Nurses told me to do it that way because the seam was softer against you when sleeping than the other way.
Load More Replies...Oh, wait, but there's MORE to learn! The flannel is SUPPOSED to be face down! See, the comforter/bedspread leaves room at the head of the bed for the pillow and your head. Pull the flannel sheet ALL the way up to the very head of the bed, and fold it back over the top of the comforter. Now, he folded-over section of the flannel is now face-up, and the comforter is warm and cozy to pull up around your face, and your face grease doesn't build up on the comforter.
I haven't used a sheet in ages, just blankets lol. Used to drive my mother insane.
Yeah I always end up kicking the sheets off onto the floor anyway so I finally gave up and use just one comforter.
Load More Replies...That an "Amber Alert" was named after a child and not the colour of amber. (I thought it was like a code red or code blue type of thing)
I'm not from the USA but I know that "AMBER is a backronym standing for America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response. It was created in reference to Amber Rene Hagerman, who was abducted and later found murdered in 1996".
Some folks call them 'Backronyms', we always referred to it as 'Acronym Engineering'. I was delighted to learn of a programming language called 'AMBIT' (Acronym May Be Ignored Totally').
Load More Replies...Ok, this one is something I didn't know on this list... Especially since in Greece we have Amber alert and Silver alert (for elderly missing persons) so it was only logical to me that they were named after colours
And yet, Red, Amber and Green have been used on traffic lights for somewhat longer. The military have had "Amber Alert" for a lot longer than since 1996.
An amber alert is when a child is abducted and in no way refers to a military operation
Load More Replies...Well, it works with the colour, because it can signify 'be on the lookout'. Maybe the kid is safe, maybe not, could be with a parent/relative, we don't know the whole story yet, be on the lookout, observe and report.
Where I live (Utah) and many other states, the laws actually specify that the child has to be proven to be in danger for an Amber Alert to be issued to the general public. People here have gone ballistic when they get issued in the cases that are abduction by a relative, even when it's proven that relative has made threats on their life and the child was in danger. "Don't interrupt my phone time" 🙄
Load More Replies...An amber alert is, in fact, named after the colour - it comes below red alerts and black alerts in terms of severity.
Sorry, is this person saying they thought it was the colour then discovered it was the name of a kid? Or the other way around.
Ok. In the US we've a thing called an amber alert... It goes out locally/regionally when a child is reported missing... It gives a description of the child... Car... Last seen with etc to help find the child... Named after some kid that wasn't found in time.
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That the sound of a snap is your finger hitting your hand, not rubbing off your thumb.
"sitting on hands" i'm not gonna do it, i'm not gonna do it
Load More Replies...But neither my thumb, nor my finger, touches the rest of my hand when I snap my fingers.
Not inherently true. It CAN be. But I can snap my fingers without making contacts with my hand (fingertips only), and still making the snapping sound.
In the song “School’s Out” by Alice Cooper, the line “We’ve got no class, and we’ve got no principals (principles)” is a play on words. Both of those phrases mean we’re uncivilized and lack values and discipline that we would’ve learned going to school. I didn’t pick up on that when I was 6, and I never thought about the lyrics on a deeper level because it was always one of those songs that was just on in the background for me. Only noticed it last year, and I’m 31.
And certainly not UK kids of that generation, as we called the boss of a school a headmaster/headmistress, not a principal.
Load More Replies...My favorite was the one is from "Can't Stand Losing You": "I'm too fool to swallow my pride..."
I have been breaking down the meaning of lyrics since I was 5 LOL
I was in my late thirties when it occurred to me that "for attention" is a perfectly valid motivation for people to do things. Which led to the realization that attention is a form of social currency. At that point I wished somebody had explained this truly basic thing to me when I was young and single.
I remember an advert for children's services that said "he needs a good listening to"
This is a good one. I have it ingrained in my brain that doing anything solely to get attention is bad and I shouldn't do it.
I love this. I have a friend who is pretty quirky and weird. At a party once someone said to me “you know she acts like that for attention.” Like…..yeah? She loves attention? and she’s having fun being the life of the party? What’s your point? Lol I don’t think they were expecting that response.
TMZ's name came from The Thirty Mile Zone. it's a thirty-mile radius from the center of Los Angeles. Outside of this particular zone, producers must pay transportation costs to cast and crew.
To fill the ice tray, you use DRINKABLE water. I don´t know why I never made that connection. My family has been drinking tap water ice cubes for 15 years (for clarification, this is in México city where you should not drink the tap water).
I refuse ice anywhere other than home. Ice machines are nasty,.
Load More Replies...A tour guide in Mexico explained to us that people on vacation will drink 6 sugary margaritas with tequila, eat a bunch of spicy food, stay out in the sun all day then blame their illness on the water. They said resorts and large cities have water that's just fine to drink. We drank bottled water there, but didn't worry about ice or brushing our teeth or anything. It made sense.
Had to explain this to my grandmother. We used tap water sometimes when we cooked, but as the water boiled, it was no issue. But I had to tell her that putting that same water in the freezer was no good because it was as good as drinking it straight off the tap. I even filled a glass of tap water and asked her if she would drink that and then she finally understood.
I'm from the UK and where I live using the tap water to make the ice makes your drink taste funny so I always use bottled
You sound like an idiot. They're probably glad you aren't coming back.
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Swedish Meatballs - always thought they were Sweet-ish Meatballs. Could never figure out the Ikea connection...
You haven't lived until you try sweet and sour meatballs. Not going to lie...mine are the best. 😃
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Don’t judge me. About a year ago I realized “salmon colored” means the inside of the salmon. I was always so confused because salmon are not pink on the outside.
I had the reverse experience. Farrow & Ball (posh paint company)have a colour called Dead Salmon. It's grey. It was ages before I realised why it wasn't orangey pink.
Not exactly on subject, but I have a list of 18th century paint colors and one is "Dead Spaniard"....
Load More Replies...They actually most salmon isn't naturally pink on the inside either. Unless you get wild salmon, but who can afford that...
Uh... many salmon ARE pink on the outside when spawning, and orange on the inside. In the OLD days, salmon were most often caught when spawning.
Frigidaire the refrigerator company? "Frigid air!" Blew my mind.
Frigidaire is an actual French word, meaning... refrigerator... althoug more common are 'réfrigérateur' or 'frigo'
Well yes, but it was borrowed from the brand name in the first place, bit the other way round.
Load More Replies...I have a Frigidaire microwave, and a Whirlpool stove and oven. This is existentially a mess.
I used to always think “Est.” Next to years on buildings and other things meant “estimated” and not “established” lol
I thought this as well. Until about 5 years ago... I realized it'd make more sense if it meant "established". I'm Danish so English is only my 2nd language... but I like to think a lot about certain words. A bit like when a song is stuck in your head... I have it with single words as well. :)
I used to think, s a kid, that the To Let signs on buildings was toilet, and they’d missed i. I was always puzzled as to why there were loads of toilets everywhere!
In the song ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause’ it’s the husband dressed up as Santa and kissing his wife. Mommy is not having an affair with Santa.
Unless it was down the local shopping centre, in which case your suspicions were confirmed.
Unless your father is working as the Santa Cluas in the shopping mall
Load More Replies...So if you saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus (Daddy) and Grandma got Run over by a Reindeer (driven by Santa) does that mean Daddy committed Matricide?
Why would the dad be dressed as Santa to put presents under the tree while the kids are asleep? That's some serious commitment.
I thought this too. Used to think "wow, bet that kid was getting some awesome presents!". Dawned on me when I was really young and I snuck out of bed to find my parents sticking presents under the tree...
Probably a fairly obvious one but 50/50 raffles. 50% goes to whoever runs it, winner gets the other 50% 🤦♂️
Tell us you're not from a rural area without telling us you're not from a rural area...
Load More Replies...Not exactly. 50/50 raffles are generally to raise money for a specific beneficiary. Winner gets 50% and beneficiary gets 50%. The person who runs the raffle doesn't win anything. (Also, it's considered polite to donate your winnings to the beneficiary, at least where I live.)
I'm not fond of raffles, but I do like waffles (does anyone else always say that word like Donkey?).
Sheep are not female goats.
So many breeds of each that it's difficult to tell in some cases which is which. Unless you're a QI viewer, of course, in which case you'll remember from series 9 or so that goats' tails point upwards, sheeps' hang downwards. You're welcome.
My wife was 30 yo when she discovered that, in fact, "black sheep" are real.
Realizing that was a real black-swan moment for her. (Fun fact: "black swan" means an incredible rare, unforeseeable incident, but there's an entire non-endangered species of black swans so they are neither rare nor unforeseeable.)
Load More Replies...Uh... that's a bit harder to parse out. Because "deer" is the collective term for these animals, which include roe-deer, red deer (related to elk), fallow deer, white-tailed deer, black-tailed deer and many more - possibly even include moose and oh yes, reindeer. And the male of these animals are usually called "stag". The female deer are usually called doe or hind. So... stag are male deer, and deer can be male or female.
Load More Replies...I might be GOAT of the rams but uh oh wait what, who really mixes sheep and goats? Almost stupid as thinking ponies are just baby horses. :D
I was an adult before I realized "happy birthday to you, and many mooooore" at the end of the Happy Birthday song meant many more happy birthdays and not other people whose birthday is today.
That's a strange version, never heard 'and many more', is it normal in the 'US?
I never understood “many happy returns” until my mother-in-law said the full version “many happy returns of the day” and then it all clicked.
Hmmm...I knew 'hip-hip'🎉 'hooray' was unique to us (Aussie) - but it seems we sing a different version of the song as well🤷🏻♀️
We say "hip hip hooray" in the UK too but don't say and many more at the end of singing happy birthday.
Load More Replies...I was brought up poor, I just realized that I didn't have to wear clothes until they were worn out or too small.
However, wearing clothes until they are worn out, or too small, is hugely better for the environment. A quick Google says "The number of times the average piece of clothing is worn happens to be about 120 times globally. " and it goes on to say this is has been reducing drastically over the last 15 years. Wear your clothes, and help the planet.
There's also no ecological value in holding on to clothes we don't wear, however. Give it away, sell it online, or recycle it. If it's good condition, you can donate to a charity shop. Don't give trashed garments to charity shops - if it's not in saleable condition, they have to send it to recyling or landfill.
Load More Replies...I have a sweatshirt that I've been wearing for 25 years (it's a work sweatshirt now), and a Hawaiian shirt that I bought in grade 7 (I bought it super large on me so it would last...I never dreamed it would fit me perfectly as an adult). I've had that Hawaiian now for 37 years! Edit: my wife hates that Hawaiian shirt. Lol
I remember seeing a post on twitter from Deborah Meadon from Dragons Den. she's clearly very wealthy, but she was posting asking for recommendations for new running shoes, with a picture of them absolutely falling apart. apparently she'd had them many many years, and had repaired them many times over, and didn't think they'd take another repair. I really admired that
I still wear my clothes until they're worn out, and often even when they're worn out, they become work clothes. When I sock gets a hole, it becomes a cleaning rag, but often its mate gets thrown in a drawer to either be used when I sleep or to wait until it finds a partner from another worn out sock.
I don't grow out of clothes any more, but I still have a huge problem throwing clothes away unless they are actually worn out. Actually no, it's not a problem at all, but it does mean my cupboards get fuller if/whenever my wife buys me new clothes that I don't really _need_.
That the hunter in Jumanji is also the dad.
Living in the suburbs, it took me until high school to realize that double parking wasn’t taking up two parking spaces.
In the UK, it's getting your next drink on the table before you've finished your first one ;-)
Blocking the road - like when a delivery driver who's just running up to leave a package leaves their truck parked so that no cars can go around it. It's mostly a problem in cities with narrow or one-way streets.
Load More Replies...Picture this: You're parked against a curb on your left. there is someone parked too close in front of you togo forward. There is someone parked too close behind you for you to back up. Someone parks on your RIGHT side so that you are trapped in your space. That person has double parked. Source: I'm a licensed driving instructor, something I had to take university courses to obtain.
I should take this to the grave but somehow thought Mickey Mouse was a dog until I was 17 (I’m 24 now) one day I just saw a Mickey Mouse somewhere and went “Why does he have such a skinny little tail??? It looks like a ra-…..wait….”
If they speak a different language it might be less obvious.
Load More Replies...Tbf, my eldest daughter named her hamster "Mouse" lol. My MIL freaked out when she told her about it, saying that Mouse had her own house in our house and my MIL wanted me to call the exterminator until I explained hahaha.
Load More Replies...It took me longer than that to realise that Goofy was a dog. Pluto a dog, yes, everybody knows that, but I hadn't realised that Goofy was also a dog.
Not to worry. My 16 y.o. Pom/Sheltie recently passed on. Her name was "Mouse". She looked nothing like a mouse. So a mouse, who looks nothing like a dog, can still be a dog to you.
And did you know that during WW2 Germans had a nickname for a T-34 Soviet tank, and the nickname was Micky Maus? Tank turret with open hatches had a silhouette very similiar to MM.
Maus was also the name of the super heavy German tank that was more the size of an elephant
Load More Replies...A banana split is called a banana split because you get one banana that’s split down the middle! 🤦🏻♀️ Never thought of that until my husband was certain you get 2 whole bananas.
I remember the massive banana splits at an old ice cream parlor called Farrell’s. It was enough to fed the entire family. If the table (or you) …ate it all, You got a badge that read: “I Made A Pig of Myself at Farrell’s”. It took a few servers to bring it to your table in funny over exaggerated movements to bring attention to your table. And If it was your birthday they would sing (like a quartet) somewhat loud and off key to make sure everyone knew you were getting a massive banana split. Ahhh. Good times back in the 80’s.
I would always be up for such a challenge! I love banana splits!!!!! 😁
Load More Replies...I am 27yo and just realized libraries are free!
GET IN THERE LADDIE/LASSIE, AND READ AND READ AND READ UNTIL YER HEAD EXPLODES!
YES, GET A LIBRARY CARD AND BORROW BOOKS, EXPAND OUT OF YOUR HOME LIBRARY AND ENJOY THE SMELL OF WORN WELL LOVED PAPER!
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I've been a Weird Al fan for my entire life. I've listen to I Want A New Duck endless times for decades. Only recently did it occur to me when he says "And show me how to get down.... GET IT?" he is referring to down feathers.
I move to add Weird Al to the Pantheon of Pure People where he shall forever reign alongside Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, Keanu, Dolly Parton, Betty White, et alia.
How do you get down off an elephant? You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck. Took me approximately 25 yrs to get that joke.
That... That was the joke... Weird al HIMSELF was a heavy influence on (if not the one who practically wrote) the movie. It's supposed to be an exaggerated parody of the stereotypical "band" movie.
Load More Replies...It is a wheelbarrow and not a wheelbarrel. Came as a huge surprise.
Fair mistake any more, since we seldom use the term "barrow" in any other context. (at least in the US, it has some meanings in GB) The old barrow was a flat with handles on each end, somewhat like a stretcher. One person on each end to carry it. Adding a wheel to one end of it and making it more barrel like, with sides and an end, makes it a wheel-barrow, able to be used by one person. Note that the original wheel-barrows were flat with just a sloped end added to keep stuff on. Sides came later.
In some states, it's known as a WEED barrel. Wait, that's Colorado....
On the contrary it's actually quite a reasonable mistake to make, a wheeled half barrel would work perfectly well.
Load More Replies...Ray Ban is not an actual person.
They were made to "ban the sun rays", especially ultraviolets. Had a pair of Aviator and a Shooter in the '70,still have a Shooter.
Lots of people made the reasonable assumption that Ray Ban was a name. Doesn’t make anyone “stupid.”
Load More Replies...That the opposite of a aboard is all ashore, learned this yesterday and I was surprised.
It's 'all aboard that's going aboard'. And 'all ashore that's going ashore'. No point walking on and immediately walking off again!
Load More Replies...A while back I realized that “airport” is exactly what it says it is. It is a port. For the air.
You should learn German ;-) Flugzeug = flying thing (plane); Werkzeug = working thing (tool); Fahrzeug = travelling thing (vehicle)
Sea ports, air ports, both refer to the medium that the transport uses.
Load More Replies...That Hill Street Blues was named for the uniforms, not for how down in the dumps they got about crime.
Or triple. The blues is a musical form popular in urban areas like they were patrolling.
Load More Replies...Same thing with NYPD Blue. Blue in cop shows always refers to the uniforms.
It’s “sherbet”, not “sherbert”. I’m 56.
This is incorrect. https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/sherbet-vs-sherbert
wow another common sense thing where they are wrong.
Load More Replies...Sorbet, and sherbet are not the same thing. Sorbet has no dairy.
Load More Replies...It's called a "windshield" because it shields you from the wind.
In the US it is a windshield, most other places it is a windscreen
Load More Replies...Who thought... Wha.... what dumdass thought it was anything else? Really?
When cartoons have a character say "i'm ok!!" after ANYTHING, it's so they don't get into trouble with the network.
You can't show someone actually being killed in a kids cartoon, so anytime something obviously fatal happens, they put in an "I'm OK!" as a way to show they weren't
Load More Replies...Look up “Daffy’s Last Laugh” on YouTube. Daffy definitely wasn’t okay after swallowing nitroglycerin..gunpowder…and uranium-235 and then swallowing a match. I can’t believe I thought 5 year old me thought that was hilarious. Geez.
Just like in the A-Team show. Nobody ever gets hurt if a car, plane or helicopter crashes and to show that every passenger immediatly jumps out of the wreck
Not everyone keeps their tongue touched to upper pad naturally.It's called mewing I just learned about it 😂
Now I'm moving my tongue around trying to figure out what my "natural" resting place is. Wait, that sounds weird...lol
wait, some people just have air pockets in their mouth between their tongue and the roof of their mouths? but that feels so weird!
Wait, some people DON'T have an air pocket there? For me it's physically impossible not to. I can touch the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue if I roll it back, but that's it.
Load More Replies...My mom keeps hers on the bottom because her childhood orthodontist said to would help with her overbite.
where else do you put your tongue?! it takes conscious effort to rest it at the bottom of your mouth
I was Well into my late 40s when someone pointed out to me what apparently everyone else knows… Arby’s is phonetically saying R.B. aka…Roast Beef They serve roast beef, the name is RB (Arby) Never made the connection.
That's probably because it's not true, Arby's comes from the phonetic R B, yes, but it stands for Raffel Brothers, the founders
too many people here who "know" things they consider common sense, only to be destroyed by actual facts. and this would be common knowledge, not sense.
Load More Replies...I remember when I realised that the Esso chain of petrol stations was from Standard Oil.
That the name 'Circle K', gas stations all over the US, is just another way to say OK. They're OK gas stations.
The name Circle K comes from Kay’s Food Stores. https://www.circlek.com/history-and-timeline#fndtn-history-tab
so this person thought they figured it out, and was confident enough to post it online. then out comes you with this brutal take down.
Load More Replies...I thought of them as OK Corral for a long time although I knew it was Circle K.
The numbers on the toaster dial are not "power levels"; instead, it is the cooking time in minutes. Blew my mind.
They may not correspond to minutes, but it is still a timer.
Load More Replies...None of them do. I've never seen a single toaster that used minutes. Not even my toaster oven. I hit the toast button, it doesn't give me numbers at all, Just light medium and dark.
Load More Replies...This one crops up regularly, but is untrue. Toasters have a dual mechanism; depress the lever, and when the toaster reaches the correct temperature a timer will start, and then eject the toast once the timer has elapsed. If you've made some toast then immediately put more bread in it will pop up more quickly because it's still warm and takes less time to reach temperature - this prevents toast from burning if you're doing multiple runs and keeps all slices at a reasonably consistent level of toastedness. The number on the dial is just an arbitrary "done-ness" scale.
I saw this disproved on YouTube, watch until the end. --- https://youtu.be/gN_PK5pXmIY
Slim Shady and Eminem are the same person 😭
Let me tell you something more: They are Marshal Matters Alter Egos!!
You dice food by cutting it into little cubes: about the size of dice.
The shape of a dice, not the size. You can have a large, dice, medium dice, or fine dice. It's shape not size.
But, then there's 'finely diced': cut into little tiny cubes, same shape as dice, but much smaller.
That chameleons don’t actually change colour to a whole new colour they can only change shade and intensity of the base colour they actually are.
This is not even remotely true. Two seconds -- SECONDS -- on YouTube produces a video showing a chamelon change from red to green to blue.
yeah the further down i go on this list the more there are very wrong facts.
Load More Replies...There are also different species of chameleons. Just watching a video about one species that dies after laying eggs, they filmed the death, and the chameleon changes all sorts of colors before it finally dies (has to do with the nerves dying).
I watched that one too, it was on the news yesterday. Very beautiful!
Load More Replies...There is a difference between a lack of knowledge and a lack of intelligence, were you born knowing everything?
Load More Replies...I grew up in a city where there were beautiful and obvious mountains to the north, and my parents always taught me that if you want to know where north is, look for the mountains. I was in my 30s when it dawned on me that this wouldn't necessarily work in other places. Derp.
I grew up on the U.S. west coast, and I felt disoriented when I first moved to the east coast. I kept looking at the ocean and thinking, "there's the ocean -- that's west," and then I'd be all turned around.
Load More Replies...Here's one not a lot of people know: Goodbye was actually a shortening of "God Be With You". GodB(with)Ye.
Due to the number of people not realizing this: If something is itchy/uncomfortable/spicy/makes your throat or mouth feel weird, and this is unique to you/close relatives, you're probably allergic to it.
I can't fathom the idea of continuing eating something that makes your throat swell up every time. Even if it DID happen to everyone, you'd think it's so uncomfortable that people stopped eating it.
Load More Replies...I have chickens and a turkey. I was talking about how everyone wants chicken eggs from me (they're pets and I don't eat eggs) but people are weirded out by turkey eggs. My sister exlaimed, "Turkeys lay eggs?!" 😆 She was already over 30 when she learned, by way of this conversation, that turkeys lay eggs.
My dad always had us tap snow and dirt off our feet out the car door before getting all the way in. I internalized that as being nice/respectful to the car, and not as a way to avoid having to clean out excess dirt. This very morning as I was swinging my feet into my own car, the dots finally connected. I've been driving/owned a car for nearly 16 years now, and have done lots of spring car cleaning.
There is a difference between a lack of knowledge and a lack of intelligence, were you born knowing everything?
Load More Replies...I grew up in a city where there were beautiful and obvious mountains to the north, and my parents always taught me that if you want to know where north is, look for the mountains. I was in my 30s when it dawned on me that this wouldn't necessarily work in other places. Derp.
I grew up on the U.S. west coast, and I felt disoriented when I first moved to the east coast. I kept looking at the ocean and thinking, "there's the ocean -- that's west," and then I'd be all turned around.
Load More Replies...Here's one not a lot of people know: Goodbye was actually a shortening of "God Be With You". GodB(with)Ye.
Due to the number of people not realizing this: If something is itchy/uncomfortable/spicy/makes your throat or mouth feel weird, and this is unique to you/close relatives, you're probably allergic to it.
I can't fathom the idea of continuing eating something that makes your throat swell up every time. Even if it DID happen to everyone, you'd think it's so uncomfortable that people stopped eating it.
Load More Replies...I have chickens and a turkey. I was talking about how everyone wants chicken eggs from me (they're pets and I don't eat eggs) but people are weirded out by turkey eggs. My sister exlaimed, "Turkeys lay eggs?!" 😆 She was already over 30 when she learned, by way of this conversation, that turkeys lay eggs.
My dad always had us tap snow and dirt off our feet out the car door before getting all the way in. I internalized that as being nice/respectful to the car, and not as a way to avoid having to clean out excess dirt. This very morning as I was swinging my feet into my own car, the dots finally connected. I've been driving/owned a car for nearly 16 years now, and have done lots of spring car cleaning.
