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Humanity has been trying to come to terms with the unique existential despair and cultural idiosyncrasies of working in an office for about as long as offices have existed. One of the latest and greatest coping mechanisms is this chaotic Facebook group where roughly 200,000 people pretend to be colleagues in a completely dysfunctional office.

Much of what goes on in this group is hilarious, but it’ll be especially appreciated by anyone who’s a fan of The Office or who loves to commiserate about office life in general. Scroll on and see if you recognize your office life in any of these absurd situations!

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop blaming the women...and enforcing your bs on others.

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    The group itself seems to be quite an orderly place, the chaos that it fosters notwithstanding. The rules include demands that members stay in character (as oblivious office workers) and stay on topic when they post. It’s easy to understand why these rules are important, as the group has nearly 200,000 members and gets thousands of posts a month.

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    #5

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Ken put on the costume and never take it off, or was Ken the victim of a worse fate?

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    #6

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    Sergio Bicerra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but no chest hair, no open shirt. We only hire the manly manest men.

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    More interesting is why the group exists in the first place. More than just a roleplay exercise, it seems like a place where people cope in some way with the frustrations of their office lives. What is it about office life that has made so many people dread it and create works of film, art and literature to address it?

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    #8

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    Brent Kaufman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groupon vendors are notoriously cranky and don't like Groupon customers. Save your money and do the colonoscopy yourselves. Make a day of it.

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    A survey by Monster.com reported that 26% of the workers they surveyed about office life would rather get a painful root canal than work in their office. Workers resent commute and parking costs as well as the time they spend.

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    #11

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    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The strong smell of chemicals help to dull your feelings...

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    The problem isn’t just a modern one - the movie Office Space was made in 1999 and the American version of The Office wrapped up in 2013. But the lockdowns of recent years have had their own special impact on our perceptions of office life. Many people have realized that their work can remain unchanged or even improve when they do it from home. That same Monster survey indicated that 38% of the workers surveyed claimed they would consider leaving their job if it mandated working from the office even a single day per week.

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    #15

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    John Dilligaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but my wife is OK with me having a work affair. She says me not pestering her for s*x all the time is the glue that keeps our marriage together

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    Working for home has shown some workers that offices can reduce the quality of their work. Large offices can be distracting, they can lack privacy, and can introduce a potentially unwanted social dimension to work. Meanwhile, we can enjoy all of our preferential comforters at home.

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    #18

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    Sergio Bicerra
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also Mikey, it would be considerate of you to wait with the door opened just a little gap for the tp delivery, not wide open, your pants to your ankles, with you tapping your foot, a little patience please. Edit: a word.

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    #19

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    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have assigned parking at work, but I almost always get the same spot. I'm irrationally irritated when someone is in "my" spot before me. But I'd never demand they move or even suggest it.

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    #22

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    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I know the first quote is from The Office, is Dominic's response something I'm just not getting?

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    #24

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get sick of hearing about companies making 'record profits' yet can't afford reasonable pay increases or better benefits to employees :(

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    #25

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    Trudi Clarke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you Inigo's brother, Benny? If so, got some news about your dad...

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    #26

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    April Caron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that song in the Pajama Game musical, “Once a Year Day”: Look at Charlie, up a tree, kissing Katie’s ear. Charlie’s wife is mad as hell! Oh well, it happens once a year!”

    #27

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got what you deserved for microwaving fish in a shared area

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    #29

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    Nurichwersonst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I heard about the sexual harassment issue here. When does it start? 😏" 😅

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    #33

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    FakeOptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that happened to me they can expect me at the office in 7-10 days. Because that's apparently how long it will take for me to be able to buy gas. My car doesn't run on 1 slice of pizza and a soda.

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    #34

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    April Caron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta double tap ‘em. Make sure they’re not moving.

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    #36

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    Andi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'the frustration of your colleagues when you ....' no, they don't give a s**t (tee hee) because they don't want to be rushed or timed either .

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    #39

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    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Kayla, nobody turned up because you are a self confessed snitch. Nobody likes you.

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    #42

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    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! We all know the coffee pot is for boiling PASTA! Not Hot Dogs!

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    #48

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Steph, if you'd stop shouting "tequila makes her clothes fall off" while twirling your panties, after ONE marg maybe you would get more invites!

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    #50

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    eeeeeeeee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invest in a "william poker". It's a needle on a long bamboo stick. surprisingly effective.

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    #51

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason that you don't see many Russian restaurants.

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    #59

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    Mrs. Mustang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen in HR stole this from her kids school cafeteria. I heard she got a call from the school's HR department.

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    #62

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    FakeOptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because it's Wednesday ? You know : the day after Taco Tuesday...

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    #63

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    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not signing up for anything six months away until I know I will be here in six months.

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    #66

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    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promoted from mail clerk to janitor. At least as janitor, he's allowed out of the sub-basement

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    #71

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    Mrs. Mustang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who DESTROYED your lunch is the question. Maybe Carl from IT brought his emotional support tasmanian devil to work today?

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    #72

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    Mrs. Mustang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4th floor - Team Lead of the Party Planning Committee AND the Committee to Plan Parties. Suck it Pam and Karen.

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