‘Neckbeards’: 35 Times People Shared Their Opinions Without Realizing How Hateful They Are

Too funny - I actually said that out loud before I scrolled down to the text.

Nothing wrong with uncut, as long as kept clean.

Anyone know why you can buy 10ft Barge Poles? It would be worth buying just to prove you wouldn't even touch them with one.

On the bright side, this level of honesty saves a lot of time wasted dating someone.

Uncut, unvaxxed, and undesirable.

OK, I like this one.

points for the wonderful use of the term - cretin

If only the women smeared some foul tasting substance on their hands it would end this gross habit of sexualizing women quicker than the sign.

Ok, that bartender has been handling coins and bills from people whose hands have God knows what all over them. And they want to kiss her hands?

"Cretin" lol

Or (if she is real) just qualified for the Academy Awards.

Only time I've reached that many is by myself and at that point, they aren't as strong as the first 7. With another person? I think it would get boring after 10. Unless someone has some sort of medical condition, 26 orgasms is a fantasy with 2 people involved

maybe orgasm is a ben and jerrys flavour?

Ow.

Twonukes could be right. Note that OP doesn't mention whom girlfriend was with.

Gross

This is so true. Even find men on lesbian dating sites who think that woman there would find their d*ck people so irresistible that they suddenly became straight and marry them. I must have had 15+ messages on one lesbian dating app before I gave up and deleted the app. I think even straight woman would not find these d*ck pics attractive, so lesbians really wouldn't.

Ewww, just show some respect ffs

YOU GO GURL SMACK THE S**T OUT OF HIM

Surely the lesson here is teaching us the perfect come-back for that sort. "What do you mean, you're not gay? You just haven't had good d!ck yet." then (if you're a lesbian), take him along to the nearest gay bar where (once things are explained) I'm sure a lot of highly entertained gay men will take a great deal of pleasure in pretending to hit on him until he either gets the message and chills out, or just leaves the woman alone.

Get a job.

Job you must go get - Yoda

Mom needs to call the sheriff and have him evicted.

Go make a living, go hustle, go volunteer, go donate blood or something, and lastly go get employed somewhere