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Far from everyone that you’ll meet online will be a polite, understanding, and upstanding member of society. What a shocker, we know! Some of the most arrogant, misogynistic, insecure people that you’ll find online are being called ‘neckbeards,’ and they spread their warped view of reality every chance they get on social media.

Just because you have an actual neckbeard or you like anime doesn’t actually make you, well, a neckbeard. However, the infamous neckbeards are stereotypically portrayed with beards on their necks, wearing fedoras, and sometimes even wielding katanas (made of steel folded 1,000,000 times, of course) while doing anime poses. But what makes neckbeards unique is their raging hatred of women, society, and themselves. To them, they’re ‘perfect’ as they are—the world is wrong, and has to adapt to their norms. And the worst of the bunch end up getting shamed on the r/justneckbeardthings subreddit.

An online community of 903k+ members, it gently pokes fun at the most toxic people you’ll meet on the interwebz. They’re loud. They have no idea how to be polite. And they’ve got the emotional range of teaspoons, with zeroes where their emotional intelligence scores should be. Scroll down for the worst neckbeards to be found online.

Bored Panda got in touch with comedy writer and author Ariane Sherine, who is an active social media user and has been on Twitter for over 13 years, to hear her take on neckbeards, how to deal with them, and whether there's any hope for guys who behave awfully on the internet and in real-life. Unfortunately, she's had to deal with a lot of nasty guys online who tried to mansplain stuff to her. Read on for the full exclusive interview and to learn why it's best not to argue with people like that.

We hope you’re not allergic to fedoras, Doritos, and Mountain Dew, dear Pandas, because things are about to get intense! And when you’re done with this list, take a peek at Bored Panda’s previous feature of ‘Just Neckbeard Things’ right over here.

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#1

Sorry Ladies, They're Picky

Sorry Ladies, They're Picky

TheNotSoFreshFeeling Report

Corey Smith
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rhonda's response literally made me laugh out loud.

Terry Bollea
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had a clitoris, this would make it a clitorisn’t

S
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their shirts may as well say "virgins"

Cammy Cat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally a strong argument for getting vaccinated

Serial pacifist
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Chicks” have chosen not to be vaxed by you, dude.

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they don't have to worry because no woman in her right mind would ever want to touch those disgusting incels. I feel like I'm losing brain cells just looking at them.

Lydia Languish
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I threw up a little looking at these dudes

Black Pearl
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no, whatever will I do if I can't have those men. How horrid.

IamMe
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that's just breathcicles around that one guys mouth. If not,eeewww.

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    #2

    Ah, Yes, Only Men Are True Artists...

    Ah, Yes, Only Men Are True Artists...

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh men typically over sexualize women in art. They make our chests DDD ALWAYS low cut and super thin. They make it in the view they want to see women not as we actually exist. I have yet to play a video game as a female character where my avatar wasn't basically running around in their underwear since the armor is apparently too manly for them

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While you are right, of course, I do think this sculpture is uncommonly pretty and sexy. Maybe I am too much influenced by culture etc. I don't know.

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    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is beautiful… omg she is amazing (the artist)

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the boobs are actually accurate.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Where's that laugh emoji reaction when I need it?

    Kurtis Wethington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That right there is the kind of guy who artistically peaked with "elementary school clay ashtray".

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have NEVER seen a man that could do this level of artistic skill of the female body. Side note, have you ever seen renaissance art of baby births? Man what men thought a women looked like. I don't know how anyone got pregnant back then lol

    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your culture in classical art is severly lacking then. Bernini sculpted Apollo and Daphne, a dynamic scene of a chase of a young woman where every muscle is lifelike. Michelangelo sculpted the Pietas, and plenty of other anatomically perfect women statues. In the Sagrestia Nuova in San Lorenzo in Florence there are several, among those one that is so detailed and accurate that five centuries later it was possible to have a medical diagnosis of the ailments -arthritis and possibly a tumor- of the aging model. Vincenzo Vela was an amazing sculptor of human figures, specializing in lifelike reproductions of women in silk clothes. Antonio Corradini was another sculptor specializing in veiled women. At a certain point he was accused of wizardry and people thought he invented a way to turn living people into stone such was the level of details of his bodies.

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    Moxie Mallahan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny how they automatically assume who the sculptor was without any research. Idiots.

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    #3

    Elon Said It So It Must Be True.

    Elon Said It So It Must Be True.

    Puffthecarrier1 Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prove that you are an idiot in one easy step.

    Trash (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course it was all his wife's fault /s

    Isa Car
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that (or a year, or more) is not unusual in civilized countries :P , but yeah, that guy probably didn't know that maternity leave happens after birth, not before.

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dad that codes and I know some basic stuff. Now I want to learn more solely because of this.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an absolutely amazing and useful skill to have as technology plays a vital role in so many parts of our daily life.

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon has 10 kids. He's personally keeping the birth rate from falling.

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, my father was a coder/programmer back in the 80s. I remember how he would come back from the coder mines, shoulders slumped from the weight of his work, knowing tomorrow he’d have to return. But what could he do? His children needed food and shoes for school…brutal, brutal work. A man’s work!! To be serious though, my father was a brilliant programmer and the only thing that every annoyed him was that he would dream in code—long Matrix-y code.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like my OBGYN office has those same “type” of beliefs… I’ve never had children and never want to. When I go in for my annual exam, they treat me like a second-class citizen. Pictures of the babies that the docs have delivered are everywhere. There’s a distinct “women exist to have babies” vibe in the entire office.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has never had kids, but really wanted to - OBGYN's like this are a nightmare to me too.

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. As an engineer, this makes me so angry. Every time I see one of these posts i donate to TechGirlz and Girls Who Code.

    PADNA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    female is the very top leading coder in my company.

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    Social media pro and comedy writer Ariane, from the UK, shared with Bored Panda her take as to why neckbeards have so much arrogance and why they look down on women. 

    "I think it all stems from insecurity as well as sadness and rage that women aren't interested in them. I've met lots of guys like this on Twitter and it's quite depressing to witness. I love the 'thank you for your opinion, random man' meme because it perfectly sums up their mansplaining," she told us.

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    #4

    The Most High Effort Title Of All Time Yall. Geek Girls Are Valid. Neckbeards Are Not Valid

    The Most High Effort Title Of All Time Yall. Geek Girls Are Valid. Neckbeards Are Not Valid

    atomant88 Report

    Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real geek here, I have the most amazing and beautiful fiancé ever who just like me works in IT. There are geek girls, and there are geeks who are not misogynistic. We respect and love each other. Coincidently I always wonder what did I do to convince her to be with me but would forever feel lucky.

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sheer number of Star Wars/Star Trek/LoR/etc themed weddings should put a lie to the idea that there are plenty of women who are HUGE geeks.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my partner through RPGs, we both like comics, both like sci fi and fantasy. It IS possible, but rare

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met my wife when I tried to stab her after she shot me three times with the revolver. Playing call of duty online. Just to clarify. She's really good.

    Carlton L. Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dickbags is my new favourite word.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the paradigm of "ANY answer other than the obvious one glaring me in the face. No, no, it can't be THAT answer. Anything but that. Anyone? Anyone? I'm willing to humor the idea of witchcraft or a hex placed up on me. Seriously... anyone???"

    Tree P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love comic books! Have plenty of them! I even write and illustrate my own!(for my own pleasure.)

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I play video games on PS4 and Diablo 3 on PC. Bought him a PS2 bundle and Champions of Norrath because he was feeling nostalgic.

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    #5

    I Cant Begin To Describe How Much This Shit Gets On My Nerves

    I Cant Begin To Describe How Much This Shit Gets On My Nerves

    mooonbride , mooonbride Report

    MauKini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is not my first language, we were toght in school that the word "female" is a synonym for "women". Can someone please explain, why "female" is a bad word? Thank you in advance. :)

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    female is a biological term implying they're merely for reproductive purposes. "women" implies they are human with dignity.

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    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't some of the "I'm not like other girls" girls like that too? "Everybody hates me because I like reading." No, "everyone hates you" because you're stuck-up and rude.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I would love a guy who does nerdy things and plays D&D (so he can teach me how to) and plays all the video games I love and reads the books I like. What I don't want is some a*****e who thinks of me as less than him and treats me like s**t.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married myself a wonderfully nerdy D&D playing computer geek.

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    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend invited us to a meeting for people who were really in to Magic: The Gathering (we're not, we just like hanging out with all sorts of other geeks). Most of the people there were either couples (or a few couples) or on dates. Oh, and the dates mostly looked like they were going well.

    Anastasia Redmond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason why male ( very loose definition here ) comic fans get so worked up over "fake geeky girls" is because they think they cannot get laid because they like comics. (nerdiness) If they accept that girls like comics them they are faced with the revelation that it's not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women. But the cold harsh reality in which they are misogynistic condescending douchebags who make women feel as uncomfortable as a bag full of d***s with no handles, and we avoid at all costs.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeky men who seek out equally geeky partners to share their interests with, and treat them with respect have a very good chance of long lasting love. Incels gatekeep their interests/ fandoms, and dismiss others' interests as unimportant. They declare average looking women too ugly, and "hot" women too fake. They treat women like dirt at every opertunity and then have the nerve to be offended when women avoid them like tge plague.

    凜Kat순아
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the ESL/EFL people: consider the recipient plus alpha -- it's usually "woman" or "lady" >> "female" or "femoid" or "foid"; it also depends on the context and tone/pronunciation. ALSO it goes both ways so don't take it to heart (unless you're not-so-secretly a jerk)

    Ross Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually hate the word 'female'. Not in itself.. that would be incredibly dumb. It's that sneering connotation. Woman has a majesty to it. Female? Maybe it's just be being old, but I always hear it as someone avoiding saying b*tch.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not confuse geeks and nerds with incels. Geeks and nerds are cool people. Incels are scared little cowards whose self-loathing is so all consuming that they can't attract women, so they hate them instead.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of women like video games, too, Tyler.

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    #6

    Not Your Typical Neckbeard Looks-Wise, But I’m Getting The Energy

    Not Your Typical Neckbeard Looks-Wise, But I’m Getting The Energy

    Music_Phasic Report

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entitlement runs deep in some people.

    Jason Doakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the "intellectual" and "logical" misogynists, he usually almost makes sense, that's dangerously seductive to people who want their shortcomings rationalized.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for that phrase, I'm stealing it

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    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So grabbing balls and running back and forth is inherently masculine. Got it.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, considering how heteronormative Male sports are, it's really *interesting* how slapping each other's butts is so common

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    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't he the guy who made a transphobic film?

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that this man has to use an electron microscope to spot his d**k.

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't care if that upsets you. How about if we don't give a c**p about his opinion? I think that would upset him because he obviously behaves this way for attention.

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is a "sub 4.8 40"?

    Just Kiri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A distance of 40 meters, ran in under 4.8 seconds.

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    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstly, women play football too and secondly, you’re going to have to tell all male gynaecologists the world over that they can’t practice anymore.

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he somebody famous?

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    Ariane believes that life's far too short to argue with neckbeards online. She either mutes them or blocks them. Meanwhile, she explained what to do if rudeness and harassment turn into stalking.

    "I had a stalker online and just blocked them on every social platform until they ran out of ways to contact me. But if they're making threats then you need to contact the police," she urged people to consider contacting law enforcement if things are getting out of hand.

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    #7

    Does This Apply Here?

    Does This Apply Here?

    NeverWill-ICeaseToBe Report

    rowzdowr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent of preteen boys, there's not enough deodorant (or air freshener) in the world. Like seriously, how can they sit inside all day and still smell?

    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have four teenage boys. Trust me, it gets worse. 😂

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    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, deodorant can not fight lack of showers. It does not cover what is already there

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spraying over a stench and not washing is known as a "Glasgow shower" where I'm from.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. I’ve been to Anime Expo a few times. I’ve also been to several furry conventions. The stench is unreal. And when you’re one of the few women at said convention, you get hugged A LOT. The horror, the horror.

    Improper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange question but might I ask what furry conventions?

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    SPQRBob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 16 images in all... https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/ MTG_Plumbe...6e61c3.jpg MTG_Plumber-62cde6d6e61c3.jpg

    Tabitha Martel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, I love that deodorant. Tarte is my jam.

    Mary Ross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had horrible armpit odor that defied all antiperspirants. Discovered a crystal that you wet so you get mineral salts on your pits. It not only worked, but after about 3 years my armpit hair went away. For a woman, that is a win/win.

    panda123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would patriarchy have to do with it, given that both men and women use deodorant?

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    #8

    As A Former Neckbeard Myself, This Is A True Story

    As A Former Neckbeard Myself, This Is A True Story

    ntlane2004 Report

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth. Sex is not a prize for being nice ten times in a month.

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    #9

    “Alpha Male”

    “Alpha Male”

    Jezurin Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I'd watch it and think, damn I'm nothing like that....as I grew older and wise I thought, yess, I'm nothing like that. Lol

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell someone you're insecure in your masculinity...

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Videos that tell you nothing about what being an "Alpha" actually means, they should instead watch a documentary on pack hierarchy in Wolves if the want to truly understand what an Alpha is(but then they'd realise it conflicts with that they want it to mean).

    MediumPimpin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I screenshot this for a bad day

    Mary Ross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad was an alpha male, which is why I married a "beta" 31 years ago. Far less angst and drama.

    Issei Hyoudou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well..... Then I think i m normal for worrying about my college admission

    survivalrhino
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    3 years ago

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    The rest of us went into the Marines, and learned what it is to be a Man

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    We were curious if Ariane believes there's any hope for neckbeards and how someone with awful behavior (both online and in real life) can become more aware of the impact their actions are having on everyone else.

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    "Sadly it's all contingent upon them taking feedback on board and becoming a nicer person in response to criticism. Few guys like this are willing to do that—they tend to be more likely to double down when confronted, especially if the person criticizing them is a woman. It's better to cut your losses and not waste your time," the comedy writer and social media expert told Bored Panda that these sorts of guys tend to get defensive and it's often not worth the effort to try and help them.

    #10

    What Neckbeards Think Is Currently Going On In Japan

    What Neckbeards Think Is Currently Going On In Japan

    LuckyHistorian Report

    rowzdowr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they find out there's no subtitles in real life Japan...

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s okay, anime has taught them that there are panty vending machines on every corner and that everyone speaks English because all the schoolgirls take English classes in anime XD

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    Jimichan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of 2D female characters in Japan that fit this description, even virtual holographic models and 3D figures for sale in Hobby Shops.

    #11

    Natural Birth Control

    Natural Birth Control

    GreyDeLisle Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat unrelated, but she's the voice actress who played Azula in ATLA

    Kitty 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And she’s been the voice of Daphne in Scooby Doo for a while. And the queen in Star vs the Forces of Evil. And she was Sam in Danny Phantom. She has at least a minor part in just about every cartoon or animated film/series. Amazing talent.

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    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only so many hats available. Us balding men who aren't assholes need to take the fedora back!

    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? What's wrong with a fedora?

    Bethany Heller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many dumb people started wearing them and now they're a symbol of neckbeards

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    Kim Kermes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the hate for fedoras. But then I love movies from the 30s and 40s. I have some lady's fedoras myself.

    Beth Bohn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grey DeLisle does more than just Azula as a voice actor. She's done Daphne from Scooby Doo as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_DeLisle

    Bobbi McGough Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you hoping for a male or female grandchild?

    Improper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they want a fedora as a grandchild

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    Asteríx Viking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, fedora, the offspring of red hat, so he will be on the computer instead of thinking on s*x.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That definitely works better than condoms

    Silas Nash
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    3 years ago

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    #12

    A Tale Of Two Tweets

    A Tale Of Two Tweets

    Hadiriyo Report

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 It never ceases to make me laugh so hard I spit my drink out of my nose to see this type of masculine idiocracy! Sorry sir, but this woman is beautiful, and you are the obese wanna-be orca

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do such men are proud and drumming on their beer-barrels like the king of the monkeys and make women feel ugly when they have a little bit of fat on their hips? 🤔

    Serendipity911
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they secretly like that woman, want to insult her to bring down her self esteem, and in his delusional mind she will somehow like him and give him a chance cause she feels bad about herself.

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    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My belly is flat, but the L is silent.......

    stardust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just spent about 20 second wondering what 'bey' meant , until I realized im stupid :)

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    Jacqueline Pie Francis
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, also? That woman is gorgeous and I can’t even see her face

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell is she obese????

    Hades (but good)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so does obese have a meaning i'm not familiar of or is this man an idiot

    Melissa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we ignoring that his T-shirt says WAP on it? I don't think so pal

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking she was gorgeous! Some neckbeard calling her a name is indicative of their full, unrealistic fantasy sex lives.

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    Founded all the way back in 2013, the ‘Just Neckbeard Things’ subreddit has carved out a sizeable niche for itself. They mock “those who adorn their necks with proud man fur,” but they know where to draw the line. There’s absolutely no tolerance for bullying or witch-hunts.

    Despite the fact that someone might be an utter jerk with the social manners of a troglodyte online, they don’t deserve to be bombarded with hate. You never know if someone’s managed to turn their life around by now: they might cringe at their own posts from way back in the day as much as the screenshots make the r/justneckbeardthings community cringe. Nobody should have to stoop down to the level of neckbeards, you have to rise above that impulse.

    #13

    Excel Has Always Been A Problem For Me.

    Excel Has Always Been A Problem For Me.

    rumhauence Report

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do "incel" and "excel" mean?

    Chris B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incel refers to a type of man who claims to be an INvoluntary CELebate - that is, not having sex because women are inherently against them. Excel is a Microsoft computer program for spreadsheets and accounting.

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    Lily Swags
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one is really funny.

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lold. =text("mm,dd,yyyy"). Hope that's right, it's been a while

    #14

    Dew You Accept M’offering?

    Dew You Accept M’offering?

    Gloompoodle Report

    凜Kat순아
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda want to help this guy and his NON-hypothetical first date

    James Tartaglione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah he doesn't seem too bad, compared to the rest. just a little clueless (not meant in a mean spirited way)

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    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That a 27 year old would think this is a good idea for a first date. 🤦

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm baffled by the idea of buying soda as a gift.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows, biologically speaking, that women have different taste buds than men, you guys. It has never occurred to him that taste preferences vary from one individual human to another. Men drink original Mountain Dew and women drink Code Red, for all the obvious reasons.

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think common sense would tell him to ask the girl he's taking on a date where she'd like to go rather than make plans before he even has a date by asking strangers online stupid questions.

    Iris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I would be fine with Mountain Dew as a present but maybe i'm just weird

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he gave me a pack of that elusive Baja Blast, he'd be my hero!

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    Ileana Andreea Drop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like mountain dew. How can you gift someone a fizzy drink on a first date?

    deathrose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will sat this, he's not wrong. Men and women's taste buds aren't the same. Women are capable of tasting a larger range of flavors.

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    #15

    Uncomfortable Truths: Neckbeard Edition

    Uncomfortable Truths: Neckbeard Edition

    GoodMoleman2You Report

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude I was friends with in a nutshell.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was “that one weird girl” who was with the dudes doing special attacks at recess… also doing special attacks at recess XD

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    Ruben M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, let kids be kids. If they’re young enough for recess they’re young enough to play their anime games.

    Brooke Weber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets a little cringe when it's a 15-16 year old doing battle moves at lunch break...

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    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... it was weird to act like anime characters? I'm sure kids were also imitating TMNT, Power Rangers, and any TV show characters they liked.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Naruto running everywhere you go?

    Dawn Birdsong Olmsted
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there Something wrong with children playing in an imaginative way at recess? Forcing people to inhibit their joy and expressiveness is bullying.

    1.21Gigawatts?!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For being that kid who said “I have the power of god and Anime on my side!”

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not regret attempting the kamehameha. What if it worked?

    Kirishima Simp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who learned several self defense moves from anime that would actually work and not becoming as paranoid as I used to be from it:

    Bi-Polar Express
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching the kids who get really into their play. Let them do what ever moves they want. Be free, children. You only get a few years of it.

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    The subreddit also frowns upon content reposts, people acting like actual neckbeards, and everyone who isn’t nice to turtles. Remember folks, turtles are our friends, not food!

    According to Urban Dictionary, neckbeards tend to have an inflated sense of self-worth, are extremely entitled, and feel like women ‘owe’ them attention, affection, and other things.

    “The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self-confidence,” Urban Dictionary explains.

    #16

    This Ain't His First Rodeo. Taking Notes?

    This Ain't His First Rodeo. Taking Notes?

    Sixunderground00 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he forgot his surname of Bater.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 for 10 chances he cancels this bill with his credit card regardless if the poor waitress calls him

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww. Ew ew. That's all I can say. The others so far have been cringe and weird but this one is just nasty! 🤢

    Stoopham McFernybabes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will he try to reclaim his 1K tip if she doesn’t call him?

    Todd Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this guy ran home and called his credit card company to say the charge was fraud after all that garbage.

    Dave Kool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% guaranteed he did a chargeback.

    Remington Greer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that this person would seriously send a picture of a ripped furry character with the statement "consider this a warning" in an argument. The master, what a generic moniker Edit: formatting

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $1000 tip for being sexually harassed? Im concerned for my life but at least I can buy some videogames

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should call him and thank him for the £1000 tip and tell him you'll be using it to buy your children something nice, he'll block your number so fast he'll break the sound barrier because nothing scares off bawbags like that more than children.

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    #17

    Imagine Putting Those Skills To Good Use

    Imagine Putting Those Skills To Good Use

    slashinghunter45 Report

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW. How do you say “psycho stalker” in Japanese?

    Bored Person
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pronounced as it's spelt saiko sutoka

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    Scipio Africanus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually impressive. Incredibly creepy, but impressive

    Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's horrifying, but like holy f**k

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    Winter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel terrible for her. I can't imagine going through such a traumatic experience and then having my picture posted all over the internet next to his.

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'm a kpop fan and honestly stare at social media selfies of them way too much. However this is just f****d up! Ugh. I hear about those creepy stalkers quite often. In the kpop world they're known as sasaeng. Nasty disturbing people

    Syd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing them in real life is astonishing. The fans try to block them, but honestly fights do break out because of it. And the companies kinda encouraged it, at least decades ago.

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    Swastik34
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    サイコストーカー Saikosutōkā

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is "sexually assaulted a Japanese pop star" in scare quotes? Did it not really happen? Was she mot really Japanese? Not really a pop star? What?

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably an allegation / police charge at this point until it's through the court / police system. Then it would become fact... from the perspective of the headline writer. Or it could be a quote from the victim.

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who zoomed in on her eyeballs to find a train station? Hm...

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's extreme. Hopefully he is locked up for a long time

    Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After putting him to prison, have him work for intelligence :D That, and now I'll never make fun of movies where this happens.

    Poly Amorous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever seen the movie Catch Me If You Can? It's on Netflix (in America anyway but that can be fixed with a VPN) and it's a less horrifying version of this story (think tax fraud expert as opposed to stalker) plus it's true!

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I posted a tiktok video that I had to delete because someone somehow found my address and put it in the comments. People are creepy

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    #18

    I Get Real *"If A Neckbeard Had A Girlfriend" Vibe From This Guy

    I Get Real *"If A Neckbeard Had A Girlfriend" Vibe From This Guy

    G0dzilla11 Report

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re the whiny b**ch. Your case was done with your headline. Don’t go down on me, I’ll never reciprocate, and truthfully I’d kick you to the curb the first time! Alpha my a*s! 🤣

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood men who think that touching a woman’s “special area” with their mouth/tongue is gross and disgusting (no matter how often the woman bathes) but they axiomatically expect all women to happily touch THEIR “special area” with our mouth/tongues and be GLAD for the opportunity, even if they only shower once a week!

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    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that personality it's an absolute wonder that this guy got a date in the first place.

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought is that you don't have a girlfriend anymore

    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. This isn't a "whiny drama queen". Chica broke up with you and you aren't accepting it. Hopefully she's applied for the restraining order already. I've had it happen, too. I broke up with him. He kept calling and emailing. I eventually emailed back reminding him I broke up with him. Then he was mad because "I broke up with him over email." Because apparently when I told him in person that it was over, I was just mad and didn't mean it. Then it "wasn't fair" that I broke up with him. Apparently he didn't think his behavior merited a break up, so the break up was invalid. I owed it to him to stay until he did something sufficiently heinous. The fact that I didn't want to see him, talk to him, touch him, or hear his whiny voice ever again was irrelevant. He apparently knew how I was supposed to feel. How I thought I felt was wrong. I just needed to listen and surely I would realize that I didn't find him increasingly repulsive and scary. He was clearly such a Nice Guy, right?

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    Rachel Ratty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone should give him black and blue balls

    Jess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. If it's "not his responsibility to get her off", he shouldn't be whining about his blue balls being ignored by her either.

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    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love pleasuring my wife orally. It's the opposite of emasculating.

    Mali Holdaway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't acknowledge u because some other man was lucky enough to have his face buried in that kitty u chose to ignore. Oh looks like ur blue balls and getting urself off are now ur responsibility

    James Post
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your first sentence is incorrect. You "are" an idiot.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men getting advice from other men about women is a winning plan. Much like inmates giving legal advice to other inmates.

    Jason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, YAITA. Also, maybe I don’t have a great grasp on this Alpha male thing, but would an Alpha stand outside someone’s door and wait for 7 hours for anything?

    Louise B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, it's not your thing. Just know that it's her perfect right to find a partner who isn't scary, and has a tongue that feels like Idris Elba's voice sounds. Then everyone is happy.

    Tina Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but I love the statement "has a tongue that feels like Idris Elba's voice sounds"!

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    “Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self-examination and improvement.” Usually, neckbeards believe that women should be subservient to them and they have very unrealistic expectations of what romantic relationships ‘should’ be like. In short, they want the world to laud them as people who are absolutely wonderful and worthy of love, yet they don’t take the steps to improve themselves to be worthy of that kind of stardom.

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    One of the most iconic pieces of attire that neckbeards wear is the fedora. You see, they view themselves as “respectable gentlemen” though, in reality, they’re timid keyboard warriors who need to eat better, exercise more, and take better care of their lives. Ironically, they treat others the way they treat their bodies—poorly.

    #19

    This Is The Most Neck Beardiest Thing I've Seen In A While. The Second Picture Is His, Telling Her She Has A Long Way To Go

    This Is The Most Neck Beardiest Thing I've Seen In A While. The Second Picture Is His, Telling Her She Has A Long Way To Go

    Under_Ach1ever Report

    Lizzie Andricks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, you mean to tell me that those are not her legs and in fact just baggy poorly fitted sweat pants??

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    50Action Express
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was nothing wrong with her even after the weight gain

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She felt like she needed to lose weight so it was her choice

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    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes she looks stunning both ways!!

    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry yes wasn’t meant to be there it sounded like I was agreeing with neckbeard wich I am not. I mean to say she looks beautiful

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    Leekun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long way to go to get away from the creep. The longer, the better!

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a long way to go to get away from him.

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to go as far away from this bloke as she can!

    Justacrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not against weight loss, especially not when gain was caused by illness or accident and you want to get back to where you were. But with this man's comments, it makes me concerned that this might not have been for herself. "ty for listening" to what? To him harping on her and mistreating her? Of course, I don't know that for sure but it makes me nervous.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long way down, down, down to his level

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, a long, long way to go (or better: run) from men like this...

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    #20

    Darn Succubus...

    Darn Succubus...

    durbikins , durbikins Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH this is a brilliant burn and she deserves a medal.

    Istax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    agreed. if anyone does this to me, I know what to do!

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    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it has a "this is satire" hashtag. 😂

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...you need to go look up the word 'succubus.' Had she been one, she would not have friend zoned you; she would have fed off you by f*****g you while you were sleeping, then left you.

    Moxie Mallahan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post wasn't real. Even everyone reads the bottom one of the hashtags says "this is satire".

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be worried about what he did with the donuts first....

    HelloWorld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not that harsh, and she didn’t make him feel too bad, but got her point across, I like it

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The donut thing isn't that bad, but the stage directions for lack of a better term, along with the fedora, would be the deal-breakers for me.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the *RP prompts* can be humorous (I like your "stage directions" label). But not calling them out can lead to uwu and no one wants that...

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    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the one who was asking earlier, this is where you should say woman and not female

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I thought the gesture was kind of sweet. I'm not saying she's compelled to date this guy, I'd just try and let him down easier. Although I recognize she doesn't HAVE to make him feel better about being rejected, I just see it as a kinder thing to do and probably the action I would have taken. However, I also recognize that there might have been more going on that was failed to be stated in this post. This guy could have also been a total creep who deserved the rejection he got.

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't be a friend you can't be a real lover.

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    #21

    Keemstar Keeming...

    Keemstar Keeming...

    salamander_eye Report

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like we need some background story about this to understand it.

    Chris B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is a rude woman reacting badly to something we haven't seen. No context should mean no judgement.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gee, your opinion of me isn't as favorable now? Whatever shall I do??

    Earlier, Bored Panda spoke about self-improvement with fitness expert and entrepreneur Jack Bly, who told us about losing weight, dieting, exercising, and living a higher quality life.

    "The foods you are eating need to be high in protein and high volume in order to fill you up," he said that constantly feeling hungry will mean that you’re more likely to fall back into your bad eating and snacking habits. You have to feel full in order to progress towards your fitness goals.

    According to the fitness expert, anyone who’s looking to lose a bit of weight should prioritize weightlifting. In his opinion, doing this alongside some cardio is optimal.

    #22

    Who Could This Be?

    Who Could This Be?

    L_Rocks_Well Report

    Sardonyx_3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that's a Resident Evil reference...

    #23

    No Way Is This Guy Under 30

    No Way Is This Guy Under 30

    GM_vs_Technicality Report

    Greg Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was... Disgusting and the most poorly hidden attempt to get a nude video as possible

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story checks out! (Presumably) young teenager gets her first period, decides that she needs to start using tampons immediately, goes to her older brother to talk about her first period, and tampons, and asks him how to put one in... Sorry, I was going for sarcasm but typing it made me throw up a little in my mouth.

    Miss Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long it took him to come up with that incredibly pathetic lie..

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably would've shown him using a stuffed animal and then waited for the next lie.

    Eglė Ieva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now i would want to see how that conversation goes😅

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him the link to 2 girls one cup

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest one so far on the list because of its transparency. This dude lives at the intersection of bottom of the barrel stupidity, utter desperation, and wildly unchecked self-confidence. He so badly wants to see an actual woman touching herself that he thought up this preposterous scenario and figured that she, being as spectacularly dumb as he is, would oblige him. He even promises he won't look at it! This is purely for instructional purposes, Scouts honor!

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this dude thought "this is going to work"...

    Velvety_keks
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally there are educational videos on youtube, that's how I first learned to put in a tampon myself

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    #24

    And It Shows

    And It Shows

    Wrent_Balker Report

    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BROOO SHOWING OTHERS YOUR PENIS IS NEVER RIGHT UNLESS YOU'RE DOING...ya know,...

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah i can see that he won't be mad if elon showed him his penis💁‍♀️

    Aryaan Kasi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate Elon Musk . Along with that weird Jeff Bezos whom will be very likely receiving a punch on that weird eye if his.

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men just need to stop sending their dickpics to women and start sending them to each other. Seems like they are always glad to see someone's penis.

    Dave Kool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a list of all the people it's okay to flash your junk to uninvited:

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In situations like that I automatically fall back onto the "that looks like a penis, only smaller" remark, they usually never flash me again(I'm actually curious about why nearly a dozen people flashed me, I guess they think it's some male bonding thing but the fact I've never flashed my penis at them should show that I've zero interest in seeing theirs).

    Waco Bayless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe his d**k is as scary as his face.

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's gay and jealous? *shrug* The other possibility is that he is a psycho, unbelievably dumb AND an a*****e in one person.

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just jealous that HE hasn't seen Elon's penis.

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    "Weight lifting is more of the 'long term fix' as when you put on muscle mass, your body burns more calories just at rest. Thus, this makes it much easier to burn fat and keep it off long term," he explained to Bored Panda.

    “Get very clear on the CHOICE,” fitness expert Jack told us that the people dissatisfied with their lives have to take a good hard look at what their lives are like now, and where they want to end up in the near future.

    "You can endure the pain of workouts and different eating habits OR you can endure the pain of obesity, brain fog, poor mood, early death, low energy, medical bills, and low confidence,” he was very blunt that, in his view, “it isn’t much of a choice at the end of the day."

    #25

    Even Elephants Can Be Neckbeards

    Even Elephants Can Be Neckbeards

    GoodMoleman2You Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes well an elephant is an animal ... so... we don't expect that much of it.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and they (ellies) also have insanely high levels of testosterone during must, which can lead to rage... neckbeards do not. All they have is narcissism and self pity.

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    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how they know the reason that the elephant got mad. Maybe he'd just learned of the decimation of his habitat and the impending environmental catastrophe that he had no hand in. Perhaps he flew into a rage at the injustice of it all and decided in some small way, to say 'Enough!'. Perhaps he went home and cried silent tears, regretting what he had done. Maybe he slept fitfully, plagued by terrible nightmares about what the future might bring and his impotence in the face of terrible disaster. Or maybe he got cross because he didn't get laid.

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very common in young bull elephants, as older, social bull elephants are much preferred for reproduction since they are more likely to produce healthy calves.

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    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF I CAN'T HAVE ONE, NONE OF YOU CAN!

    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was he IN CHINA? No Chinese elephants to find girlfriend there!! India, that's where you look

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see some incels doing the equivalent because they can't get a girlfriend.

    Gina Rautenbach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in what language did the elephant communicate this?

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Daily Mail…too untrustworthy for even Wikipedia!

    Abbella DiNoto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! That’s why the elephant flipped the car! cause it couldn’t find a mate. Not that humans, their cars & traffic are encroaching on their territory.

    Hades (but good)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it doesn't say if they're a male soo

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    #26

    "Unlike The Average Woman"

    "Unlike The Average Woman"

    ntlane2004 Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, in a apocalyptic futur when humanity is organised in prehistoric tribes, the game designers forgot makeup (lipstick and eyeliner...)... *facepalm* - PS: good for you the videogames haven't a "smell interface"...

    Poly Amorous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus concealer, moisturizer, foundation, etc.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah geez, remember fhat one dude who thought Aloy having vellus hair on her face was "a beard"? That character really is a proper canary in the mines for sniffing out men who should learn a thing or twenty about actual women...

    cogadh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one really made me laugh out loud. I had never seen a more perfect "tell me you've never been within six feet of a real woman without telling me" moment.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's looking at him in the left pic

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the pic on the left she looks like she’s about two seconds from not taking someone’s sh*t anymore. This is an appropriate look for a protagonist in a video game, not, “I’m shooting wasteland alien zombies with a nuclear bazooka, but want I really want is for you to look at my *ss.”

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying it wouldn't be an appropriate look for an average woman just trying to deal with everyday life?

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    Surralvampi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be honest Aloys face on the left is my expression most days....

    Jean Jacket
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she HAS to be smiling ::puke::

    B 🇺🇦🇨🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare a video game woman be female and not conventionally attractive 🙄

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually though Aloy was cute in the games cut scenes, plus the fact she was a badass only added to her appeal.

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unlike the average woman"... that person clearly doesn't look at anything less than his expectation as a woman.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pic on the right was made by a fan SPECIFICALLY TO BAIT these kind of men who are makeup obsessed

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    #27

    Freudian Slip

    Freudian Slip

    Pretend_Dependent_60 Report

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just me but I always get creeped out by someone trying to lighten a text with ‘haha’ at the end. The one above is a classic example

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god the cringe, I feel so uncomfortable rn

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I know absolutely nothing about you aside from I find you attractive, shall we mate?

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That nearly 4-hour gap between comments, though! 🤣🤣🤣

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uncalibrated is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...make u squirt... clearly just an average guy and not a creep or anything

    Anastasia Redmond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filling a water pistol with sulphuric acid. I believe the squirt part.

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    A lot of people can feel embarrassed by their past mistakes. Nobody’s perfect, and we all have to make a ton of mistakes to (hopefully) end up going down the right path. Psychologist Lee Chambers explained to Bored Panda that laughter is a powerful tool that helps us fight back against intense feelings of embarrassment, whatever the source might be.

    "If the feelings are intense, try taking a few slow, deep breaths in through your nose and out through your mouth, calming your nervous system and physiological response. In a similar way to laughter, smiling can be effective in shifting your state to the positive. There are times when playing down or even ignoring the feelings can be helpful in the moment, taking the edge off, but it is important that you accept them and express them if it's something significant," the mental health expert shared with Bored Panda that it’s important for individuals to try and embrace uncomfortable feelings instead of developing the habit of running away from them.

    #28

    ~ Maidenless ~ Logic: If You’re Famous You’re Going To Get Stalkers And You Deserve It.

    ~ Maidenless ~ Logic: If You’re Famous You’re Going To Get Stalkers And You Deserve It.

    verdeaus Report

    BlahBlahBlackSheepah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone doesn't understand the basic concepts of consent and respect

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t Robert Pattison take his stalker on a date and purposely bored her senseless, so she left him alone after that? I thought that was a brilliant move, but maybe not so safe if you’re a woman being stalked

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this think women must be available to men for whatever they want at all times. And the only legitimate reason a woman has for being unavailable, is that she's already been claimed by a man. Hence why women wear fake wedding rings and say they have a boyfriend, even having to name said boyfriend. I had to make up a fake boyfriend name to have at the ready because I got "Oh yeah, what's his name?" so often. As if they catch me in the lie, it means they are now entitled to me and I'm not allowed to go about my day as I choose, I must pay attention to them.

    Dave Kool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that dude's definitely got restraining orders.

    Waco Bayless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You gotta take the bad with the good". No, you don't.

    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...said the stalker..

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that BeardNeckMugee is a stalker himself...

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's about those that aren't famous and have stalkers?

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a big difference between pay attention to me, and hide out in the bushes outside my house and follow me everywhere.

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    #29

    How Charming

    How Charming

    CosmicOli Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well given that he's a 2/10 he's obviously wanting someone to "complete" him.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a thumb that punched through the toilet paper.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no d**k pics, please....

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! More accurate than thumb.

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    Tams21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't look a day over 40.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy looks like someone asked an AI to render a cross between a school shooter and a January 6th insurrectionist.

    Harlan Bleiler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like hire a moving company to help you out of mommy’s basement?

    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you, Cole? Do you really have better things to do?

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    #30

    “Be Careful Because I Will Knock” Absolutely Disgusting

    “Be Careful Because I Will Knock” Absolutely Disgusting

    left_the_oven_on_ Report

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I would never let a dandy f*cker like you even chat me up digitally, let in person! Go on with your disgusting réparte. *fake swoon* bubble gum.

    Jen Berry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidence Exhibit A for the rape trial.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I’d be waiting for him with a baseball bat..

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should legally count as a r*pe threat.

    Melanie Burlock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that guy gets kicked in the balls HARD.

    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to buy a big dog. A really big dog.

    Hades (but good)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    adorable backround, but disguiisssssting mfer

    Dave Kool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who suddenly needs a shower after reading this?

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    "Because the feelings of embarrassment are generated from a past event, anything that brings you into the present moment can bring relief. Try to avoid saying sorry, as it will keep taking you back to the moment. You can even keep your biggest embarrassing moments top of mind, having reflected and realized that in hindsight, they weren't as big an issue as you felt at the time," he said.

    "We can even reflect back on our blunders from the past, and with the emotion dampened, take some of the lessons and observations forward for next time we feel like we've messed up. By doing this, you will feel more courage even when the fear of embarrassment strikes, and sharing these stories will elicit others to share, quickly realizing we are not alone, and that nobody is perfect," Lee explained that being vulnerable with others about one’s mistakes and imperfections can help forge genuine connections.

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    #31

    Pretty Much Sums Up Neckbeards

    Pretty Much Sums Up Neckbeards

    Cookyy2k Report

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you really don't know what you want, do you?

    #32

    That's Exactly How I Imagine They Think They Are Entitled To A Relationship And Sex

    That's Exactly How I Imagine They Think They Are Entitled To A Relationship And Sex

    SaltWithMyWounds Report

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy in high school once, his nickname was Onion. And yes, he did smell like one.

    Miss Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they always smell like onion? It's like they puree onion and then rub it on themselves like a lotion.

    Sarah Pryde
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY?! WHY do they all smell like Onion?!?!?!

    #33

    This Guy Wanted His Maid To Dress Up As A Neko Maid... And Somehow Isn't A Troll

    This Guy Wanted His Maid To Dress Up As A Neko Maid... And Somehow Isn't A Troll

    CockroachEarly Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barely touched her? Why would you touch her at anytime, creep.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Barely touched her" sounds like and can be used in court as a complete confession to sexual battery.

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    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I think the correct uniform for that cleaning job would be coveralls and some thick gloves. And maybe some kind of mask.

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canned food in the freezer? What a monster (and an idiot).

    Doge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one smells fake/a joke

    #34

    Dude, You Stink

    Dude, You Stink

    Throwaway-0364 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go shower ya manky git.

    As
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gone........ NOSEBLIND!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone needs to tell him about bacteria and skin mites that eat dead skin cells and poop on your skin.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh it's so bad with people like this, they don't smell it themselves since they're constantly around it, but other people get a headache being near them. It's an unfortunate fact that because of testosteron men will smell bad more quickly than women.

    Aryaan Kasi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for gods sakes mate !!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you smell like a long forgotten bin.

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to introduce him to a standing wash. Soak a washcloth and scrub vigorously. Like, it's not really as good as a shower, but it beats nothing by a league.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker is like this and he smells terrible.

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    #35

    Fuck You Then

    Fuck You Then

    BelvWnzel Report

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHA THE FEDORA BLOCKING HIS NAME.... 🤣🤣*WHEEZE*

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Record-speed turnaround right there.

    #36

    This Is How I Was Congratulated On My Engagement

    This Is How I Was Congratulated On My Engagement

    LittleAlien777 Report

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was he expecting her to say? You are the most adorable blonde bimbo I have ever met and you have opened my eye souls with this picture. F my fiance let's make bimbo babies.

    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, wtf is this even, is that a real picture or did someone photoshop a beard onto a baby or what is this from?

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but he's not a bimbo? Like, I'm not saying men can't be bimbos, but that is not a bimbo

    #37

    Picture Says It All

    Picture Says It All

    KEEMSTAR Report

    Serendipity911
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if these good looking, intelligent women would look at him twice

    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any women who remember where they were on 9/11 have unknowingly dodged the additional disaster of dating this chump.

    BlahBlahBlackSheepah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things like this mouth breather can't handle strong women so they seek out the youngest, most inexperienced of them all to exploit. Their cheeto dusted beliefs, much like their beards, are pathetic, useless, and should be shaved off

    Enna S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman on the bottom right was a missing woman who was later found dead. Her name was Adria Jean Hatten and she deserves more than this.

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As though any woman that young would date you! Or for that manner, any intelligent, mature, and attractive woman would date an immature “man” like you! 😏 Does that superfluous beard hide the receding hairline under your hat? Seems as though you’re compensating for SOMETHING. 🤣

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember where I was on 9/11. I was four years old at the time, but it was kinda hard to forget.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you're too old... NEXT!

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    Will I Will-Ham
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that at a certain age someone loses their values is totall bs. I can just speak for me but i turned 42 this month and for years everyone under 25ish is just a child for me. When i was younger it meant a lot to me to be treated as an adult but now i rarely talk to someone under 25 and think "was i that childish too?"

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman who turn 39 tomorrow... Thanks to stay out of my path.

    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only do I remember, I was THERE-- picking up body parts of my neighbors. Screw you and your entitled BS

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    #38

    Don’t Normalize Healthy Relationships

    Don’t Normalize Healthy Relationships

    Insendi Report

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why someone shoud be obliged to marry after 3 years of relationship?

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that the neckbear know it's pointless to expect anything from the girl

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm playing the long game here myself. We've been together for 20 years now, not married, not interested. Why ruin a good relationship with marriage?

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad she found someone like that, I'm sure it's hard to come by

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage is a choice, not an obligation.

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was with my now-wife for 18 years before getting married, and all for economical reasons. The coment from the guy is stupid as hell

    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #39

    I Am Getting Vibes From This

    I Am Getting Vibes From This

    Opening_Gazelle Report

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right. Want that female body…unless you inherit that tiny, bird bone gene, you need to work as hard as that man

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's the physique, which I agree about. But there is also so much more to achieving that look. Hair colored (probably) and cut at a nice salon regularly and maintained at home, makeup, the tan, the removal of all her body hair.

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    Rithmaka Nathan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bish, im a kid and i have more brain to know that it takes work and time to look like the female too...its not like starving will make you look like that. HELLO i ate one meal a day for seven months thanks to the bullies and now i look like a runt.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who was a model. Very model-esque figure. And even she had a tummy. She could probably look like the woman above if she posed in the right way and held her breath, but not in actual everyday life. On another note, I don't find extremely ripped men particularly attractive and I don't know anyone who does.

    Shashonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, that is absolutely PED use in the picture on the right.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll fix that real quick; Women-Do whatever makes you happy Men- Do whatever makes you happy

    #40

    This Guy Dmed Me (14f) On Insta And Then I Saw This On His Page And Blocked Him

    This Guy Dmed Me (14f) On Insta And Then I Saw This On His Page And Blocked Him

    mademoiselle___ Report

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! How about just, "I'm a pedophile, please put me in prison."

    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo even if that doesn’t mean what I think it means, no!

    Piper Ferrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cue Micheal scott no* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    #41

    The Stupidity! It Burnsss!

    The Stupidity! It Burnsss!

    reddit.com Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes my vagina needs oxygen and light to work, almost like a plant xD for sure! f*ck you with open legs

    hi it's Norma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised it does not need watering too :D

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    Ms H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, vaginal photosynthesis.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do these people get their "facts" from?

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another female anatomy specialist...

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you have never touched a woman without saying you have never touched a woman.

    M. William Bell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this maroon needs a little more oxygen. Like everywhere. Start with his brain though.

    Paul Werner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he growing a plant down there or something? Baby tree?

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I didn't get pregnant just because my boyfriend was a vampire

    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 oof, was this guy homeschooled?

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    #42

    Damn Those Vikings And Their *checks Notes* Clean & Handsome Ways....

    Damn Those Vikings And Their *checks Notes* Clean & Handsome Ways....

    exfamilia Report

    #43

    "The Nice Guys"

    "The Nice Guys"

    Wilfinity Report

    #44

    Anon Should Go Back Into The Hole He Crept Out Of

    Anon Should Go Back Into The Hole He Crept Out Of

    bukkake-bill Report

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helpful tip: Don't ever joke about raping people. It scares people. Rightly so.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an edgy joke. The fact he doesn't get that is horrible. 🤮

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please die alone, rapey Edgelord.

    RandomPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please let this be satire, I just can't take anymore.

    #45

    Imagine Getting This Card From A Fedora Guy In Public

    Imagine Getting This Card From A Fedora Guy In Public

    Gamerfaith Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heart of a wolf, soul of a dragon, brain of a Paramecium

    Darth Kittius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, at least he gave the option to not respond...

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean is cringy, but if he just hands her the card and walks off without harassing her it seems harmless enough.

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone paid to have that printed? 🤣

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what desperation can lead to. Actually I feel almost sad for him

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    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I always thought the fedora meme was an exaggeration, boy was I wrong!!

    #46

    Nah Man You Definitely Have A Chance I Promise

    Nah Man You Definitely Have A Chance I Promise

    Rish_Pras Report

    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t help your height. Don’t be a d**k.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually rowan is funny so he stands a good chance. also, he's not 300lbs. more like 140.

    #47

    Tell Me You're A Piece Of Sh** Without Telling Me You Are One

    Tell Me You're A Piece Of Sh** Without Telling Me You Are One

    lilacpulse Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I read something like this I lose hope for the future of humanity.

    Gata Nick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing I don't get is why would anyone give even one minute's worth of their time to be mad at someone like him. Haven't you learned that the world is full of idiots and trash like him yet? Men and women. You don't need to answer them, just ignore their existence. Nature has punished them enough already.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my decision is to NEVER date someone like you. But than, at 58 and no longer having a uterus, I should just be dead anyway...

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well apparently I would be dead to them. Shame.

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider yourself lucky.

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    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 it’s laughably pointless to take the time to rate men in this way! 🤣

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to this guy, I have...lemon panties? I'm so confused-

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    #48

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

    Mechanicleyse Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    110% good argument...for therapy.

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you’ve demonstrated your worth by your pitiful math skills.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a whooping 110% manga authors there...

    Mike Morton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone who's pfp is Rengoku.......not knowing that the mangaka for kimetsu no yaiba is a woman? Shame

    Cats and anime love ️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir your math is off I believe that should be a 23% also f**k you, you a*****e. Ive read manganese before and it’s all amazing.

    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all downhill after Battleship Yamamoto anyway

    #49

    Woman: *harmless Gym Joke* Neckbeards: "At Least I Don't Get Raped!"

    Woman: *harmless Gym Joke* Neckbeards: "At Least I Don't Get Raped!"

    MandrakeThePancake Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really something to brag about...

    Louise B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Women are checking their back seats for people who say things like this and think it's OK.

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    #50

    A Common Theme I’ve Been Seeing Among The Bearded Necks.

    A Common Theme I’ve Been Seeing Among The Bearded Necks.

    RumpleMy_Stiltskin Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life, I'm meant to be lonely 🥲

    #51

    Experience The Finer Things In Life

    Experience The Finer Things In Life

    skweeps Report

    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go hunting with him just to get him alone in the woods with a gun

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #52

    Maybe Don’t Have Kids

    Maybe Don’t Have Kids

    AlwaysAngryFox Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how he managed to get a date, let alone a child.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHOA! Why is that EVEN crossing your mind while you are handling your DAUGHTER's toys... Warning alarms should be going off in this house

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does not have a daughter. It’s either a) his sister’s doll, or b) because he has never had a job but wants a sex doll, he’s getting desperate.

    Doge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like he could have complained that women get unfairly sexualized even as a small child's toy....instead man openly says he wants to put his penis in his daughter's toys. WTF

    Frank S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty clear from the post, and we all know, there’s no daughter and the doll is his, for whatever weird s**t he does.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he really thought he was funny🤮

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    #53

    Femanon Doesn't Recycle

    Femanon Doesn't Recycle

    Classic-Ad-810 Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is filthy. How can you even...? they need to be forbidden of movie theatres

    Christopher Hebhardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe start including an intermission if the movie is over 2 hours and 30 minutes. Plays tend to do this, way not have movies do the same? Cinemas would probably even make more money selling snacks during intermission.

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    #54

    It Always Starts With 'Fun Fact:'

    It Always Starts With 'Fun Fact:'

    ntlane2004 Report

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffin birth, also known as postmortem fetal extrusion,[1][2] is the expulsion of a nonviable fetus through the vaginal opening of the decomposing body of a deceased pregnant woman due to increasing pressure from intra-abdominal gases.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: this guy has no idea what facts are.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmh, in France, if no medical condition involve, our babies are staying with us in our single bedroom in the maternity ward...

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder his pfp is The Joker, because he is clearly off the walls

    #55

    Attention Ladies!

    Attention Ladies!

    nathanotn Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure there will be ladies queuing up around the block, totally isn't looking for sex slaves, honest.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stuck with the realisation that this guy carefully picked out that outfit, squeezed into it, looked in the mirror, and thought, "Damn, I'm hot".

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So hot he believes at least 2 women are going to feel instant lust for him...

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    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure he’s extraordinarily popular 🙄🤣

    #56

    Your Eggs Are Gonna Dry Up At Forty

    Your Eggs Are Gonna Dry Up At Forty

    sourest_of_grapes Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's incredibla, he made my eggs dry all at once, without the hands!

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made my eggs dry up and I don’t have any!!

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    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random fact: actually females have eggs up to an average of 50 years old

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    us child free people don't care WHEN our eggs dry up. the sooner the better.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS that a neckbeard bot??? I mean it looks like it... oh hell

    #57

    Neckbeard Enjoys Anime On A Higher Level Than You Females

    Neckbeard Enjoys Anime On A Higher Level Than You Females

    GoodMoleman2You Report

    Piper Ferrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uS bOyS dO. okay kyle, at least I don't message people on reddit in my moms basement

    Adagar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women just can't relate to our older brother annihilating our entire clan like men can, I guess?

    Toad Nugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is up with neckbeard and Naruto?? Like there are hundreds of other animes but I only ever see them talking about Naruto!!

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not familiar with Naruto, so all I have to work with is this guy’s meme. Is Sasuke a male basement dwelling creature who wishes to procreate with females (Human? Alien? Mythical?), but is bitter and sad because these females appreciate neither his petulant sense of superiority laced with permanent victimhood, nor how his nest smells?

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, Edgelord gave us females permission to watch Naruto. How generous of him!

    Local Idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so only guys can experience the grief from when all your loved ones die?

    #58

    "Freshly Packed From A Factory"

    "Freshly Packed From A Factory"

    ntlane2004 Report

    Elliot Fowler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your gross opinion gets rejected even from 4chan you know it is bad.

    Boberta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone check his basement for rotting corpses!

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. that one already has the best comment added. good work.

    RandomPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me while I go exit the planet.

    #59

    Christian Movie Actor Celebrates His Girlfriend's 18th Birthday

    Christian Movie Actor Celebrates His Girlfriend's 18th Birthday

    FenrirIII Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found out that this f-ing creep started dating her at 14, while he was 20! they are now married.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean grooming. He started grooming her at 14.

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    giku T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is a groomer. a pedophile groomer

    Torbjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O my god I've heard of that movie it's anti mask as well as everything else

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt13788842/reviews

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you posting this link! Those reviews are pure gold.

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    Adam Heath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm just a stupid creep..but a 6 year gap isn't that bad.. my wife is 33 and I'm 41...we met when she was 30 tho

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    #60

    I Wonder If There’s Possibly *any* Other Reason Girls Aren’t Dating This 5’8” Guy

    I Wonder If There’s Possibly *any* Other Reason Girls Aren’t Dating This 5’8” Guy

    JumpCareless321 Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. women who are only interested in your height are not worth knowing. 2. most women are interested in who you are rather than your height. 3. 5.8" is not short. In my country that's above average.

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family, that's above average, LOL. I have nephews with some tall genes from their mothers, but they are maybe 5'9''. As one of them put it, no one in our family gets much taller than Oompa Loompas, LOL. One of my brothers got married almost 36 years ago to a woman who is taller than him, to boot -- the joke in our family is that if she stands behind hi while wearing heels, she can rest her chin on the top of his head. They've been together 36 years this fall. This guy is an idiot.

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    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the height. It's the attitude.

    Flash Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brothers are 5'2" and 5'3". They've never had any issues with girls because they don't have the personalities of the wilted lettuce leaf that's been under your fridge for 3 years.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is 5’8” and he’s fantabulous. Height doesn’t matter - personality does.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's about Tom Hollands height. I guess Tom also have troubles finding girls and being less attractive to women being that short... 🤦‍♀️ Poor Tom Holland, he must be so sad. I bet Zendaya have to give him tissues all the time in the car going to those blockbuster premiere, while Tom thinks about how much better his life would have been if only he was taller. 😭 (<-- that's a joke!)

    Jen T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only off-putting short men I’ve been around are those who go on and on complaining about being short.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The average for a male is 5"6 according to Google...

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was supposed to be 6'5" but stopped growing for no reason" sounds just like "My hair this short because my mom put a perm in my hair at 10" lol

    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thirteen year old is 5'10". By this guy's reckoning he'll grow to 6'7". Lol.

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    #61

    There Is Someone Out There For Everyone, Try To Look You're Best And Get A Better Mindset And You'll Find Your Partner In No Time

    There Is Someone Out There For Everyone, Try To Look You're Best And Get A Better Mindset And You'll Find Your Partner In No Time

    Dum-Gum Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #62

    Honesty Goes A Long Way

    Honesty Goes A Long Way

    ntlane2004 Report

    Leslie (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy is working. The first step is to admit you have a problem.

    #64

    What They Think About

    What They Think About

    ATMACS Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the name of Moby D**k´s b******e is that s**t?

    Carrie Hebert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    >.> You know same old s**t... a woman is worth how many men she has slept with.

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    Potato patato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra sad bonus: stonetoss (the comic author) is an antisemitic dik

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comic artist is an a*****e ( I ve seen his other comics)

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anddd he’s also into nfts now!

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    Sa Ruuu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus comic artist really, really went downhill ever since they started only making comics that pushed this type of f****d up agenda

    #65

    A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

    A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

    kanna172014 Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the neckbeard alpha term for this is "simp".

    #66

    Was About To Log Off When This Appeared In My Feed

    Was About To Log Off When This Appeared In My Feed

    Snarky8393 Report

    Aryaan Kasi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your bum's out the window here mate

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what that means, but I'm upvoting it anyway!

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    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, because ugly, fat, socialy awkward woman are treated oh so wonderfully by men. /s/

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure this man-child just copy-pastes, copy-pastes…wash-rinse-repeats! 🙄

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, I am a human woman (tm). I don't care what someone looks like, it's their personality I look at. I also generally make the first move since I am impatient as heck.

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this, ladies, is why we invented lesbianism

    Flash Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men like this make me PRAISE THE LORD that I prefer women.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why hide his name? He posted this publicly. Stop protecting these people.

    #67

    You Can Almost See The Dorito Stains On This One

    You Can Almost See The Dorito Stains On This One

    GoodMoleman2You Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My self care is 10 hours of video games >:(

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "kills houseplants with negligence" , yep, that's me. ..

    #68

    Imagine Stooping So Low In Life That You Ask A 15 Year Old Girl Who Wore A Hentai Shirt For Shits And Giggles To Send You Nudes In The Most Threatening Way Possible

    Imagine Stooping So Low In Life That You Ask A 15 Year Old Girl Who Wore A Hentai Shirt For Shits And Giggles To Send You Nudes In The Most Threatening Way Possible

    jsmithlbf Report

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor girl, no one deserves that level of harassment merely for her choice in shirt.

    #69

    Why Japanese Hentai Is Serious Business For Incel Weaboos

    Why Japanese Hentai Is Serious Business For Incel Weaboos

    Fast_Owl_5958 Report

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel dirty just reading these...it's much worse than I thought out there...

    #70

    Comment On A Painting Of Joan Of Arc….

    Comment On A Painting Of Joan Of Arc….

    gr8beautifultomorrow Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and she (assuming they're talking about Joan of Arc) was a virgin. Point in case and go back to the naughty corner.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're women; not your prey.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now we're trying to imply that f*****g and fighting are the same thing?? Sorry, not my kink.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no XD. Sir, no thank you. I may identify myself as a woman, but I most certainly am not, at least not the way I think you're implying.

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's stop assuming that by the time Mulan and Joan of Arc reached those ages they were almost halfway through the natural life span of most people of their era.

    stardust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they are women. No, they cannot give consent

    #71

    Wanting To Take Advantage Of Foreign Women

    Wanting To Take Advantage Of Foreign Women

    Khorsow Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt they will be that desperate.

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    #72

    Neckbeard Wants Pokimane As Sugar Mama

    Neckbeard Wants Pokimane As Sugar Mama

    Nearby_Secretary_384 Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With which hand? 10 with the left and 10 with the right? Or all 20 with one hand?

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's awesome that he counted lol

    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never know why they think these photos are attractive. The angle and creepiness of them are just not ok.

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has to be a joke. Right? Right??

    M. William Bell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and I only paid $4,000 to have sex that many times. I'm not only smart and have a beautiful hat, but I'm budget conscious as well!

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No BETTER picture on his phone than the Turkey Trot 2020????

    #73

    How Does This Man Have A Doctorate?

    How Does This Man Have A Doctorate?

    bjangls Report

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when new Supreme Court justice Amy Coney-Barrett (in the US), stated in her roe v wade overturn opinion, how lucky for everyone that we’d now have a “surplus” of babies for people to adopt. SURPLUS of BABIES. Looks like women and babies are “surplus stock” in some sick minds.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Easy", he says. Don't need to change all laws and societal structure or defend against bloodfeuds or anything. If anone "gave me" to a man, that man would have to sleep with one eye open.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously doubt he has a doctorate.

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 please, go on, dear sir. 🙄😏

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "Doctor" is being used very loosely here...

    M. William Bell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your doctorate in theology by any chance?

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    #74

    Red Flag = Vegan / Green Flag = Steak Fajita Enthusiast

    Red Flag = Vegan / Green Flag = Steak Fajita Enthusiast

    The_Important_Stuff Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well invent a time machine and travel back to the 17th century and get rejected there as well.

    Hannah Phelan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know who I want to hang out with. Red and Green flags both sound like hella Cool women to hang with.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm atheist, nihilist, vegetarian, I love cats, hate babies, but I'm also not a girl so idrk why I'm saying all this

    Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has to be satire :D "goat lady" > "cat lady" ?? WTF :D

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goat lady? He means with a goaty or what?

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Churns butter????

    Will I Will-Ham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now i know what kind of woman i miss in my life: butter churner

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants someone who is a Christian and is also a fan of a racist neo Nazi. Ick.

    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so confused. Long hair ✅, baking ✅, herbal tea ✅. Am I a brown flag?

    Danielle Hardesty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bet he's churned a lot of butter in his time.

    Lord pretzell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, my favourite artist, that other woman rapper

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    #75

    You Have A Boyfriend? Is He A Chad?

    You Have A Boyfriend? Is He A Chad?

    GoingSom3where Report

    #76

    Average Neckbeard

    Average Neckbeard

    https_abdou Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except for the last pic. def not warm anymore

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a live, warm, probably wonderful person.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he'd have a heart attack before my gf dies

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way this guy's relationship lasts that long. NO WAY. In 40 years the technology he uses to "play" his girlfriend would have changed and he'd have to replace her.

    #77

    This Neckbeard Used One Cheap Trick To Change His Body. Doctors Hate Him!

    This Neckbeard Used One Cheap Trick To Change His Body. Doctors Hate Him!

    Vivid_Reporter5084 Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that her dad in the bottom row or is that a neckbeard pretending to be a girl?

    . . .-.-. — / —. .- -.—
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this in another post, a neck beard was pretending to be a woman on a dating app but accidentally posted a picture of himself

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    #80

    If Only We All Could Be So Honoured

    If Only We All Could Be So Honoured

    regian24 Report

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww. The amount of pompous a*****e in this is too much! 🤢

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say you are an entitled a*****e without saying that you are an entitled a*****e...

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    #81

    Spotted One While Watching A Video On Self-Defense Shootings…

    Spotted One While Watching A Video On Self-Defense Shootings…

    eviltwintomboy Report

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he wakes up. Or quits the game.

    stardust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, most of the furries ive met are normal, genuinely kind humans. Its just a hobby, its not like they're hurting anyone, so I don't really understand the hate

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    Lewis Fisher Wells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scumbag profiting of Chinese exploitation of papuan rosewood forests

    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was friends with a guy that used to get high on I have no idea what drug and wander around his neighborhood at night hunting vampires and he was more useful and sane than this person. Smh.

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    #82

    Average Hentai Addict

    Average Hentai Addict

    creamofbatsoup Report

    Nunya Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like the tube top in the lower right. 🤣

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! You gotta spell out "f**k off" sometimes, and pray they can read...

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    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men want shy, scared looking schoolgirls?

    Elliot Fowler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a single adult woman out of the anime girls?

    #83

    Is Female? Make Assumption

    Is Female? Make Assumption

    FireFlavour Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were identified as 2 men.

    Jbot604
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one made me laugh

    #84

    Dressing Sexy Is Actually Tactical!

    Dressing Sexy Is Actually Tactical!

    Stopthelemurs Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only we could just smack these idiots with a sword during their "distraction " in real life....

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    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " If I were a hot lady", that´s a bit of a stretch there cow boy.

    #85

    Fire This Man & Put Him On A List

    Fire This Man & Put Him On A List

    donk_kronk Report

    #86

    Be Into Wearing Costumes In Bed

    Be Into Wearing Costumes In Bed

    swholzk Report

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHAHA!!! Good luck with that big nasty! I fit your qualifications, but you cannot say the same for yourself in any universe! How many chins are under that gross beard anyway?! 🤣

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Size TWELVE to SIXTEEN waist? The f**k? Have fun with your blow-up doll dude.

    Disgruntled Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So apart from everything else he is looking for someone 12 to 20 years his junior??

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Student at Self-Employed". This guy is killing it at life. I'm sure he has assembled an entire harem since he posted this. Any Pandas jumping at this Adonis yet?

    Erika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does 2A even mean?

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing a supporter of gun rights in the US. 2A is used to refer to the Second Amendment to the Constitution.

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you, dude, but most Catholic girls aren't into that whole sex before marriage thing.

    Weezie Ray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuuhhhhh, Catholic girls are actually notorious for the opposite.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not one mention of what he has to offer (ZERO) a prospective partner, only what he wants.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That beard's gotta be home to some sort of endangered bug that only live off of Mountain Dew.

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    #87

    It Can’t Possibly Be The Guys Fault

    It Can’t Possibly Be The Guys Fault

    Tallskinnyswede Report

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that whoever made this meme will, in fact, be single forever.

    #88

    This Is Just Depressing

    This Is Just Depressing

    GoodMoleman2You Report

    Syd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummy! fart fries and an a*s sweat big mac

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is…is the little stuffed toy his girlfriend? 😳

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, the burger is. That's why he eats them so often (it's all that his diet consists of)

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    #89

    4chan Guy Wants A Cute Asian Waifu

    4chan Guy Wants A Cute Asian Waifu

    LoudVolume Report

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's bad when 4chan mocks you.

    Abnus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from 5 different countries too.

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    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother wanted to marry an Asian women because "They aren't independent like American women. They are subservient." I told him that even if some were like that, they aren't the ones wanting to leave their home country and move here.

    DannX68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that "KYS" is supposed to mean "K**l yourself", but I'm Danish, and in Danish "kys" literally means "kiss", so I always get a chuckle out of that.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this one meme that said "kys (keep yourself safe)" and that all I can think about when I see it lol

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    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 4chan comes after you like a nest of wasps, that's when you get off the internet for the rest of your life.

    #90

    Hella Neckbeard Vibes From This One

    Hella Neckbeard Vibes From This One

    No-Expression-5040 Report

    Great Pyrenees
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it somewhat funny how they generalize all of Asia to people from like 8 countries

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $100 says he's never talked to an Asian girl.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another $100 says he's only talking about Japanese and not the rest of the people in Asia

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢 I hate this kind of fetisch. Stereotyping all asian looking women as petite, docile and avaible for sex. OP, get help.

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neoteny? Retention of juvenile characteristics? Seriously? Jokes about a woman looking twenty-five when she's thirty-five are whatever, but brainiac here just had to go for the word that implies he's a potential pedophile.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not love, that's fetishization

    Syd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't....SUBMISSIVE PERSONALITIES? HA! I don't get where these ppl are getting this from. I'm part Thai and the women on that side of my family are anything but... I lived and dated (men and women) in Korea and Japan, quiet?...maybe. Can't speak for the 4bil+ of us, but someone seriously need to drop the Asian = gentle/passive/naive/submissive/docile narrative quick.

    Insono
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neoteny /niːˈɒt(ə)ni/ nounZOOLOGY the retention of juvenile features in the adult animal.

    #91

    Racist Neckbeard Gatekeeps Rock Music

    Racist Neckbeard Gatekeeps Rock Music

    GoodMoleman2You Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Music is music, enjoy what you enjoy, play what you want to play. Stop making music about skin colour.

    Shashonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna put this out here, Black people invented rock and roll. Like literally did that and it was hijacked and history ignored their contribution.

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Michael Moore's failure of a brother. When I look at this guy I think, "huh, Michael Moore is a pretty attractive dude".

    Pat Salzer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some of them were black women. E.g., Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

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    #92

    The Comments Are Just As Bad As You Can Imagine

    The Comments Are Just As Bad As You Can Imagine

    Hornyduck0615 Report

    Marcelo Mabuchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "pass my legacy to my children" what legacy you loser? Those incels all acting like they're the new Henry VIII smh

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 burgers and 2 sodas (just in the shot)? At least fatty won't be around for much longer.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both seem like a fair reason for voting.

    #93

    Just A Reminder That This Hot Take Exists

    Just A Reminder That This Hot Take Exists

    Lo-Fi_Kuzco Report

    Toad Nugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... I think your talking about a therapist lol

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but listening to people talking about there problems while they eat doesn't sound too bad honestly I'd do that as a job

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so he wants employees to take the time to sit and chat him up, but also to have cheap/free food?

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a therapist bro, and you need one. Bad.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone give me a tl;dr?

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants Hooter to be a Geisha place and apparently have some hostesses to rant at on how mean women are, for some reasons.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could start his own business if he wants this so bad

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    #94

    So Apparently ‘No Thanks’ Is Arguing Now... There’s No Winning With These Guys Is There?

    So Apparently ‘No Thanks’ Is Arguing Now... There’s No Winning With These Guys Is There?

    regian24 Report

    #95

    No Tf They Didn't

    No Tf They Didn't

    Ekphras Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so sad and so tired

    #96

    Lois Griffin Is The Worst Because She Won't Let Her Dog And Her Neighbor Bone Her

    Lois Griffin Is The Worst Because She Won't Let Her Dog And Her Neighbor Bone Her

    xolanderxo Report

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. She won't let the family dog tup her, and that's supposed to be a flaw. What... what exactly is this screwball on, and how do I avoid it?

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the "Sorry if I offend any *house maids* but she ain't doing anything, at least Peter has a job" part, for me. Like being a SAHM with three kids AND an idiot husband she has to babysit even more than them isn't a job, in its own right?? We've all seen Peter in action at the Brewery. Lous does WAY more in a day, than he does in a whole week. This guy is the kind of idiot who, if he ever does manage to get married, will never help with housework. He's the kind of guy who will come home on a day that the baby is sick, the dishwasher is broken, the older kid's teacher called, and the dog had the runs, and be mad because dinner isn't on the table, and his wife is too exhausted (from sitting on the couch and watching soap operas all day, of course) to have sex with him later. And, real-life implications aside...he does realize family guy is just a cartoon, right? Right..? Then again, this does read like it was written by a poorly raised 11 year old boy...

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didn't know Chris was hated

    #97

    Getting Mad Over....boobs In A Kids Game?

    Getting Mad Over....boobs In A Kids Game?

    crestren Report

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't even understand this one. Maybe I'm missing something obvious but yeah

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it either. Her shirt has pockets. Maybe he thinks her pockets are boobs?

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    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will be sorely disappointed when he leaves his mom's basement and enters the real world.

    #98

    Weird Incels Having Racist Fetishes

    Weird Incels Having Racist Fetishes

    Fish_Fortner Report

    Torbjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanting your girlfriend to look like a child is a great sign

    M. William Bell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a strong theme in this whole thread that I was unaware of before. Does every sad little man living in his mother's basement think that Japan is full of desperate women dying to fall in love with a man who had Cheetos in his beard? I had NO idea that this subculture existed. They are going to be sorely disappointed when they find out that Japan also has men. Cool men. Men with jobs. Men who treat a women with the respect the deserve. I'm no meteorologist, but it's going to be cold in Mum's basement on that day.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "weird bags of fat"? In other words, breasts? And "childlike" is sooo creepy.

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because all Japanese women love anime

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am afraid of the future after the phrase: will give you cute hapa daughters... This is seriously sick

    #99

    Not Sure If This Belongs But Oh Well

    Not Sure If This Belongs But Oh Well

    Plants2003 Report

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that happened, the technological uprising would happen MUCH quicker.

    #100

    What Makes You Think Any Woman Would Even Want You?

    What Makes You Think Any Woman Would Even Want You?

    crestren Report

    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you can’t, sad little man