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There's a fine line between laughing at a joke and becoming the joke. And while most of us cross it at one point or another, these unfortunate folks did it on the Internet, and their fails have been immortalized on the subreddit r/woooosh.

If you aren't familiar with the place, all you need to know is that it's an archive of screenshots, showing someone misinterpreting a joke. And the more ignorant a post is, the better it does within the community. I'm talking about people so clueless, they really think a guy mistakes a plane for a bus. Or that another one believes that sharks have toes. Just continue scrolling and you'll see what I'm talking about. When you're done, check out our earlier posts on the topic here and here.

#1

How Dense The Population Is

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Timmemes
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took me a moment to get the joke...I'm #2.

Elak Swindell
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL I see what you did there. Nice one.

Lisa Utz
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a tee shirt that says: There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data I’m stunned by how many baffled looks I get. Obviously, they’re the ‘other ones’. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Y
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how dunce the population is.

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The subreddit has grown a lot since its creation on November 1, 2016. Now, it has over 890,000 members and is steadily approaching the 1 million mark. Not to mention all the similar subreddits, like r/woosh.

True, the Internet is so full of lies and "fake news", sometimes it's hard to tell if what you are looking at is sincere or not. But often, it is pretty obvious that the person who posted something was making a joke and others didn't get it. Maybe it was a bad joke – but it is still a joke nonetheless, and it is our job, as smart people who use the Internet, to recognize it. Or accept our mistake and move on if we don't.

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    #2

    What An Idiot

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he has died he's going straight to Hull.

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Auto correct will start WW3, I swear.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like typing to the wife while out... "having a great time... wish you were her..."

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    Rose Brien Harrington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a meme about that too, saying "may he roast in p**s", I think I like that one better!

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'mma just correct this post on a thread about jokes..."

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    Interestingly, humor is found in all cultures and at all ages, and in recent decades experimental psychology started viewing it as an essential, fundamental human behavior.

    Historically, psychologists framed humor negatively, saying it demonstrated superiority, vulgarity, Freudian id conflict, or a defense mechanism to hide one’s true feelings.

    #3

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must've gotten really awkward if you decided to go to bed before the play was over.

    James Hendry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn’t so bad; every twenty minutes the actors stop and look at you and ask “Are you still watching?”

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    Geth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that version of Netflix.

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill E Rubin sounds like bilirubin unfortunately

    actaully...nevermind
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how that guy‘s profile pic is a face palm

    Mark Cleary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and I believe the word we're all thinking about here is 'irony' , lol.

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    Stuart McCulloch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even Bill's avatar has had enough.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public Library - I think they actually stayed open..

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When that one person doesn’t get the joke | Us: 😳🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha. That sounds like something I would say.

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    But research on humor has evolved, viewing it as a character strength. Positive psychology, a field that is dedicated to what people do well, states that humor can be used to make others feel good, to gain intimacy, or to help buffer stress. Together with gratitude, hope, and spirituality, a sense of humor belongs to the set of strengths positive psychologists call transcendence; they help us connect to the world and provide meaning to life. Appreciation of humor correlates with other strengths, such as wisdom and love of learning.

    So remember, it's perfectly normal if we don't get a joke or two. However, it's a whole other story if we don't find anything funny.

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    #4

    Well In That Case

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    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, visual puns are hard. I rest my case.

    Jay Tesst
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that actually seems to be the case.

    Y
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She handled that case very well

    Mildred Thompson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the way people who lived outside of the town limits where the water lines were got their water. They had to dig wells - holes in the ground that were dug down until you hit water. Then at the top they keep a bucket on a rope that could be let down into the "well" to draw up water. At the top of the well, there was a square frame built on the 4 sides of the well. At the top they would have a flat space so that when you drew the bucket full of water - you would pull it up by the rope that was attached and sit it on the flat space there. Then you could take it in the house to use. On wash days you filled up a "wash pot" - made out of black iron - and made a fire under it. It had 3 legs so that it sat up with enough space for the fire to burn under it. The dirtiest clothes were put in the "wash pot" with soap. By the way, we did not have soap/detergent like we do today. A lot of people made their own soap. I used to know how it was made. I do know it had some

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's never funny if you have to explain the joke!

    Miztre
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me in a fit of giggles.

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    #5

    A Very Rare Black Kangaroo

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when they name call, makes their stupidity even funnier.

    Timmemes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well technically, the dog is dips**ting.

    Robert Crozier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually my dog Bonzo, I photoshopped him in with Some kangaroos saying it was a photo of a rare black kangaroo. I posted it on Facebook and it went viral.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dipshit, dog! It's a species that dips and shits.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great shop advert for specsavers windows

    evesterunicorn🤪
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s so rare... looks just like a dog taking a c**p... 🤨

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way harder than I should.

    Coat Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad the names are always edited out. :( I'd like to google them so I can see the face to that stupidity. :D

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    #6

    A Simple Pun...

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, someone's overhead tank isn't filled..

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    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t work in bored panda either

    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know how many times they tapped on their screen before giving up.

    Chris Hall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can try to make people laugh, but don't faucet...

    Knoxy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 this is a proper 'dad joke'.

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “That made my nose runny.”-Tap

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously made me laugh out loud

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    #7

    Sharks Have Toes

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go in the water and tell the shark to its face yourself.

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharks don't have toes? Well, depends on what the shark had for lunch..

    Elisa Panetta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that shark stepped on a Lego.

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land sharks have toes , and this is a clearly a land shark. Get educated people

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are u serious?" That's where he should have stopped and allowed the guy to answer and inform him. "No. I'm not serious. This is what's known as a "joke". You see, as everyone knows, sharks don't have toes! So it MUST be a joke. But I must admit, I AM a little surprised that you actually DO know that sharks don't have toes! Well done! Here, have a jelly bean."

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit their feeties show their teefies

    Jurassic luke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very rare photo of a shark stepping on a lego

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the same pic as "Rare photo of a shark stepping on a Lego."

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is nofin to say about this idiot

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    #8

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

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    Elizabeth Molloy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beside the point, I know but, how NEEDY is this photo? Get over yourself 'celeb' we're all worse off than you.

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what I wouldn't give to be quarantined in a house like that....

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Feel bad for me! I'm mean to people, I live in a huge house, and my wife is really hot!"

    Jette Wang Wahnon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never could understand this Ellen Show thing...People willingly set themselves up for humiliation,ridicule and downright sadistic «fun« at their expense while screaming hysterically with joy? and jumping up and down,all in the hope of winning something or other.Are Americans really that desperate?...the woman is vile....Oprah is kind.....Oh,and the photo,maybe she stepped on some Lego..

    Imma
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it must be very difficult to be that stupid, I mean like how they get through the day? And do they know that they are that dumb? 🤔

    thememyselfandi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just had a realization! (I'm a bit slow) Lesbians seem to tend towards not making themselves attractive, sort of brown paper bag, boring neutrality, while gay men seem to go a**e over tit opposite and try to make themselves stunners! I now await the outrage at making that very generalised, possibly non politically correct, but nethertheless (generalized) factual observation for the sake of flapping my gums in the comments section.

    Dragonfruit'nrollerskates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally read the first one as ellen and I thought the point of the joke is that she turned into Eminem.

    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes to show how someone you thought was a decent person in this s****y world, turns out to fit right in.

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    #9

    Racists These Days...

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy fudge! How dumb is you?

    XianJaguar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of thing actually made the news. There was this B&B in Michigan that had been flying the Norwegian flag, and they were getting all sorts of hate mail/email from people who mistook it for the Confederate flag and they had to take it down because they didn't want to deal with the ignorance. Apparently, there are a LOT of dumb cancel-culture people out there.

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    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait now I'm confused: is it because is the first part a joke, making the second person the idiot; did the first person actually think it was the confederate flag, making them the idiot; or is this actually very simple and I am not understanding it, making me the idiot?

    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, I have met people who were dumb enough to think it was the confederate flag.

    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair in this topic sometimes it's hard to tell when people tell a joke and when are they serious.

    Lisa Johannesson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't work, the person who put the photo up looks like the obvious idiot. The use of the word "F*****g" denotes seriousness.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://nypost.com/2020/07/29/norwegian-flag-removed-from-inn-after-its-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/

    Stuart Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one, I honestly don't know... All the ones above, one poster was very obviously missing the point. This time though... I can imagine the OP being the idiot in that exchange. There is nothing there to signal that the comment is intended to be taken other than literally, and there are plenty of people too dumb to read. Am I missing something?

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's people here that still aren't getting the joke ....f**k me!!!!!

    Nicht Alle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorance is sometimes entertaining

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth, it was some Dane complaining about a driver in Aarhus... "Those pesky Norwegians...tell'em to go home! It's bad enough that the Swedes can just drive over the border...we need a wall to be built..."

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    #10

    Ahhh This Guy

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captian Obvious, don't! You'll reveal your identity!

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    Väinö-Oskari Astala
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, myself, welcome our new arachnid overlords.

    Minecraft Nube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once again the ppl who think their super smart come to ruin a joke

    Deborah Burns Foster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of can't blame them though, 2020 has produced wild enough s**t where one may believe that it's a huge spider for a moment just because hey, it's 2020. Don't forget.

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. I'm going with the giant spider theory. It couldn't be a normal spider close to the camera because it's in the sky and normal spiders can't fly. Only giant spiders can fly. The same as Gamera and the other giant monsters. Oh, one exception ... Godzilla can't fly. But he's a good swimmer.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually happened. Pennsylvania is gone.

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    #11

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhausted parents put their toddler to sleep.

    Inga
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a non-native speaker I swear I’ve ALWAYS had second thoughts about this expression, man. I’m relieved now😁

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    Viviane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty. When we go on vacation, my husband drives the getaway car while I commit drive-by shootings. Take that, scenery!!!

    François Carré
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be an interesting serial killer story though.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear lord, are people really this stupid

    Efia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha :'D oh my god.. that was good

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do school photography. We all try to avoid the verb "shoot" when describing what we do :)

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably why trophy hunters can't figure out how to use a camera

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    #12

    Small Brain: Blurring The Name Of The Dumb Person / Big Brain: Cutting It Out

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    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proof that its false is that the earth behind him isnt flat

    Khadeja
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what you talking about? obviously the earth is a cube

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why we need a Nicolas cage "you don't say" standard-emoji! Tell the unicode guys!

    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that image is a real as the moon landings were fake.

    John McLeod
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's new to the internet

    Siv Berger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... Where did all the stars go?!😳

    Mildred Thompson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Space" is everywhere - some of it is taken up space.

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    #13

    No Kidding Huh

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for that. Much appreciated. Said no-one. Ever.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but but - this is 2020. Could be a third half this year - nothing else is normal or following conventional rules of physics, common sense, or sanity.

    Bruh.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything is possible at this point buddy

    Mildred Thompson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't count your "halves" until they hatch!!!

    Michael Hedgecock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy has clearly never had a long work week, 3rd half is pretty much it shouldn’t have lasTed this long but here we are.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is 2020 you know. Stranger things have happened.

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d reckon we’re in the 3rd half now

    Bernadette Circle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re entering the 4th half already (August 2021)

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    #14

    But How Did They Shoot Themselves If They Are Dead?

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you shoot the "green one" in the head, it'll go pfffftt *insert sounds of balloon deflating*

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    Roger Fitzgibbon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And six out of seven dwarves are not Happy :-(

    Stuart Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'd been blue, I would have been compelled to play dumb and try to get green to explain it in ever more excruciating levels of detail.

    IrishGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when I drive past a cemetery & say 'what's good, y'all' & everyone says nothing

    Firework
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who don't know who the idiot is here: it's me not understanding anyone.

    Timmemes
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post: Made the joke--Reply: Got the joke--Reply to Reply: r/wooooosh

    Josh Lomax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend was great at Russian Roulette. He only lost once.

    totinos pizza rolls
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok it took me a minute to process what the joke was lol

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    #15

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

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    Fish Boden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Educate yourself. I'm weeping.

    Reagan Maher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly all these people think they are such geniuses

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK. I had a teacher who would threaten to drop a mountain on us if we didn't behave

    Randomcthulu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a teacher that said she was going to bring a little man with a big hammer and he was going to smash our toes if we didn't sit down and behave. We brought her a GI Joe toy holding a gavel that was as big as he was (maybe 4-5 inches long) to put on her desk. This was in high school, she was a great teacher.

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    Rainbow Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve got a mountain and I’m not afraid to use it. 🏔

    Debby Marengo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best one yet! Made me burst out a loud laugh! TY

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    David Herz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how could you educate yourself on this one? It might have gotten dropped before humans appeared...We'll have to ask the forest where the tree no one heard fell...

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it? Millions or billions? Please educate yourself and find out. P.S Better tack on a Punctuation Booster course while you're at it. LOL

    Robert LaRochelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Educate yourself" is commonly used by the dumbest people we know.

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my STARS I almost died laughing for real there. What kind of sick f**k just drops a mountain on someone. PRICELESS

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right now, I can't help but imagine that dropping amountain (or asteroid, as the case would be,) on the white house would make pretty much every problem we currently have just... go away.

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    #16

    The Best Trickery

    OGL_Code Report

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom asks me if I'm sleeping and I say yes :D

    Matt Jalette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they could’ve been texting in their computer I’ve done it

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the new "I'll be busy washing my hair" retort 😆 I like it.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me and maybe I can follow the sound of the ring

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well drop call me when you do find it

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure if that person is joking around, or actually a bit stupid.. 😳

    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait i know this movie... CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME OF THE NAME PLSS

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    #17

    It's Spanish Though!

    Fullmetal_27 Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ English, m**o , do you speak it?”

    Fernleaf6505
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    friends and i trying to teach ourselves Spanish be like

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    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much dumb here it hurts

    A typical Bob fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait isn’t Konnichiwa Korean? (I know it’s Japanese I’m trying to joke TT)

    John Doe AKA "READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!" 5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan, Italy, France, Brazil, Mexico probably, and Russia all mentioned in the same picture for one joke save Russia being in the comments rather than the post.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the 40 years old though? :p

    Debby Marengo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Konnichiwa (こんにちは) is a Japanese greeting, typically a mid-day to early evening greeting (10:00 AM to 5:59 PM). It is also used as an informal greeting, "hello". With kanji, Konnichiwa is written as 今日は. [omg I just had to do this!] lol

    Alexandra Ghobrial
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that one cinderella scene... (live action)

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    #18

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

    DabbingUnikern Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I really thought that could actually slow time down

    Steve Haigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got half way through removing my skin before reading your comment and finding out this is futile

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    Debi Blackshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when smart arses make a right tit of themselves lol

    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've measured this carefully by counting out Mississippi's and I've scientifically proven that time is slower -- I can only count 5 Mississippi's during a 10 second plank compared to when I'm sitting on the couch watching TV.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to say something mean...I really do

    Minecraft Nube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when ppl make a joke and other ppl think their smart so they come to ruin it

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this from the next season of Attack on Titan?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd imagine taking off all of your skin seems like eternity

    Ian John
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazingly the person managed to describe the effect while making you feel it at the same moment when you read it

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    #19

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

    omgitsmint Report

    XianJaguar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, that is CLEVER. I want one for my shop.

    Adele Skippon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you’re missing the point 😂😂

    Siv Berger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they wrote before they thought, because they missed the point

    Bobbi Wilson Fein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Measure once and cuss twice! From Ben Napier!

    IrishGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure if you look up 'facepalm' it'll direct you to this

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    #20

    3 In 1 Folks

    _TamTam Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG We gonna need a bigger boat

    Mohammad Omar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trying to remember the name of the donkey from Shrek. This is torture.

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hm.... So what was the cat’s name again? 🐈 (pls don’t be like them and reply. THIS IS A JOKE)

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrodinger’s idiot

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's DOCTOR Garfield's cat, soooo

    Sarah Trachtenberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I found myself wondering, what were the names of the main characters from When Harry Met Sally?..... (dammit)

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is NOT enough chlorine in the gene pool and our education system sux

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    #21

    What An Idiot!

    Riskyzz Report

    autism genius
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't call anyone r******d.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch designer Joop must be having a laugh.

    Cristina S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like Joop. From hence forth all Jeeps will be referred to as Joops.

    TheAnimalLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know different cultures have different perspectives, but the general consensus seems to be preferring "People with Disabilities" over "Disabled People" for example. And words like Dummy, Stupid, Lame, Idiot, Retard, Gimp, F*g, Queer, Imbecile, Doofus, Dork, Dwarf+Febble=Dweeb, ALL started out as degrading, hurtful slurs used AGAINST people who were different through no fault of their own. "Special" was trying to improve the situation but has become insulting over time. "People with..." says "I'm a person who happens to have..., but I'm not defined by this. I'm human just like you."

    Ella L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beep boop it’s a JOOP

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    #22

    He Cracked The Code

    manda00710 Report

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be singing that in my head for the rest of the day. And I hate that song 😂

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... All that filly is foal."

    Aarav Dasgupta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the song. I'm gonna sing it to my sister

    Michel Plungjan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU&t=77s

    Sharon Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Dani R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jenna Marbles' horse person vibes!

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    #23

    Someone Tell Me If Itu2019s Just Trolling

    gucciorisa Report

    Kady Maree Mcgrath
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really no, what?? Well no ship Sherlock

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. Mr Holmes will be devastated that he can't go on his cruise.

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    Todorokie-dokie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did not know that. Thank you, blurred username person.

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for clearing that up

    Scratch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is he on about? That is 100% his son.

    Jeremy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mini drake, he looks like he has the evil in him

    Isabella Vega
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s just a grown Drake baby

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    #24

    Got It , Thanks

    b_marku17 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised how many Trump voters have the mind of a 13 year old. Trump himself is 74 but the 7 is silent.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, that's an insult to many 13 year olds

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now what will he do with his time? Oh, yeah, golf...

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thinks it's a Chinese clock manufacturer so it's included in the trade war.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they could they wouldn't vote for Trump..

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote "WilvanderHeijden" more than once!

    Julie Hanford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey! if he did that, i might actually vote for him! but wait... i forgot, 13-year-olds cant vote

    Sheryl Thompson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA " The 7 is silent " 😂😂😂😂😂

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you’re an ugly azzwipe with ZERO IQ - just like the people you voted for!!

    Unknown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is physically hurting me to read.

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    #25

    Weu2019ve Been Bamboozled

    24anaust Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooops, too late. You might want to avoid the ball pit for a while...

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the ball pit has its share of urine and feces already.

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    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f is Rondal McDondal?

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the sign is correct. My toddler shut down a ChuckECheese ball pit when she got stuck and peed her pants . Those things always smell like pee . I'm sure we weren't the first, at least we told somebody instead of just leaving

    Tess Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean the fact that the ball pit is in located i “rondal mcdondal’s secret play space” is sketchy enough to keep me away in the first place😂😂

    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isnt it Ronald McDonald? Pls correct me if im wrong

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Secret play space.” “Rondal Mcdondal.” SOMETHING IS GOING ON HERE! 😱😱😱 (lol.)

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    #26

    Comments On Yt Be Like

    Supreme_Masochist Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the magic school bus, but blue.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are these people?? - they genuinely believe that the rest of us are so stupid that it's only through pure chance that we get our trousers on the right way round.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that one flew over his head.

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I was gonna say. MAGIK SOOL BUUS.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get off the plane.no..no...no, leave the parachute.

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    #27

    Right Above The Head

    DepressedSoul_ Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you attach a GoPro to a bee, do you get a GoProbe(e)?

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah.. But in all serious talk, poor bees. 🐝

    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You shoulda seen this fake news I seen today, I called them right out on it!!"

    eimipet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy did we find out quick LOL

    ! ?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this dude was using a sewing machine on his hand

    Kira K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first, they're too big to fly, then, they're too small to carry a gopro... why don't we make up our minds XDD

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Stop laughing after this will be a challenge!!!

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    #28

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

    Memelov3r Report

    TropicalPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a big metaphor crater in his head.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person who "didn't get it" was making a joke.

    OffKeySinger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drax: Nothing flies over my head, I am too fast

    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same people who'd leave a cake out in the rain, I guess.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I could take it, it took so long to make ir.

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    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been worse if the pieces inside were white.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a metaphor? Me: Cows to graze in! That's a meadow you fool! Me: Really? Well I'll be Damned!

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still stop abusing chess/checker boards. This is not Germany.

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a beautiful mind... unbelievable.

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    #29

    First Time Here

    Slaurits Report

    Rich Holmes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blind people can use mobiles. Siri can read out messages and reply without even touching g your phone

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it she wasn't Mother of the Year.

    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great thing speech to text can be.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My siblings and I enjoy using speech to text like this: We'll say a phrase, see what the thing writes down, say THAT phrase, then keep going until we can't speak anymore since we're out of breath from laughing too much.

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next response should have been "speech to text, of course".

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If dumb didn't stop the reply, why would blind?

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    #30

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

    Report

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's special, 'cause you ain't getting anything for free

    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy one beer for the price of two and get one beer free...

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is special on their unique ways, whether you like it or not. ☺️

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But unlike you, they have an excellent understanding of humour.

    moeless
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The responder/splainer seems maybe a bit "special."

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the person who wrote the sign is weird... no different... no... SPECIAL yeah.

    Jodi Moreno
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of the Chick-Fil-A ad telling people that they'll get a chicken sandwich for FREE if they bring in coins to give them. SMH!

    moeless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a legit campaign and you DO get a free sandwich. But why bother reading the actual ad to understand how it works? Just hate on it because your woke-masters said you should.

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    Robin Osborne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No understanding of plural use of "s" vs possessive use of apostrophe "s" either.

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    #31

    Today Someone Learned How Birthdays Work

    Alendite Report

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's because they are healthy, obviously.

    Pau Tea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is another one: if you add your age to the year when you were born, it gives you 2020. This happens only once every 200 years. Try it!

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking exactly the same!! Even sounded like him in my mind as I read it!!

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    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But of course, the statement is still true. 😂

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to think some people are hatched.

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right. You've had 3 birthdays so that means you're 3 years old! Wow! Ay?

    Jane Dorothy Warner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you are old when you start forgetting how old you are. I celebrated my 66th only to be reminded by my daughter, with a derogatory laugh, "Mum, you're 65!"

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had that problem but it’s usually lower, anywhere from a year to 20 years. That’s how long I’ve been lying, so you can imagine I’d have that number stuck in my head!

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    #32

    No Sh*t

    issimic Report

    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with someone who married a girl with the same last name. They grew up on opposite sides of the country and did enough genealogy research to convince themselves that they weren't related for at least several generations back. They said it raised some eyebrows when they went in to get a marriage license.

    Amber Dae Ingalls
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad part is, I don't even know who's supposed to be joking in this one

    Bianca Du Toit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too late, this teenager is a lost cause...

    Beks Czar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa's parents both had the same last name, prior to their marriage. I used to joke that they were brother and sister. Our last name isn't popular in America but when my cousin went to our great-grandfather's home country, she said our last name was as common as Smith. So the joke.. some s**t can be true, Sherlock 😄

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    #33

    Its Clearly A Monkey Wym?

    Venomspider20 Report

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bart-ktistal16 will feel sooooo dumb when he sees it is actually a brontosaurus in a tight sexy leopard catsuit

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate a mind that would come up with something like this.

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    Dan Zajaczkowski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Trumps cognitive test that he aced?

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the manta ray from the last picture. It looks different because somebody painted over the box.

    Allison R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys its clearly a walrus so I think you need to make an eye appointment

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    #34

    Saw This In Insta Today

    Zb0kn Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couples gifts are all trash. Every year for my parents' anniversary, I struggle buying something, because all I can find are mugs, photoframes, or tacky ornaments. I found something decent for their Silver anniversary a few years ago, but since then, I've just paid for their celebratory meals. No idea if I'll give them another gift for their 30th next year...

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it right but still managed to be confused for a second

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how it’s Soul Mate and Soma Ulterior all at the same time! 😃

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    #35

    Its A Real Cat Idiots

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a painting from Harry Potter

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredible details. I actually watched that video. 🐈

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in a sense, a live cat is the most realistic painting of a cat... In 3D.

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't possibly be a real cat! I touched it and it is just plastic;

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, never heard of "GIFs", have you??

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to see realistic art check out this YT channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcBnT6LsxANZjUWqpjR8Jpw

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you really couldn't do that with a paint brush, it would have to be colored pencils. (I M Joking)

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    #36

    Double Homework, Obviously

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    Kostas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who keeps homework in a folder when there's tons of free homework on the internets?

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why people have such massive homework folders either. I get saving a bit of homework in case the power goes out or the net is too slow, but you don't need to save the whole archive of your favourite homework.

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One homework is for Hand Solo

    Daria Z
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit, it took me a few seconds :D

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get it til I read the comments, and then I still had to think about it. I was too focused on the bolders

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    BG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stepsister what are you doing? That's MY homework!

    ChrisZAUR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that's how much homework we get, why else would it be a 2TB folder?

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up bolders and find your answer.

    Debby Marengo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.kinaxis.com/en/partners/bolders-consulting-group

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    #37

    Rod And Todd

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see everyone is staying safely away from the comments on this one. Me too.

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time the comments section on a post is 100% non-offensive to anyone

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    Sophie Christine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as caterpillars. And thought they were dusting caterpillars off the furniture. I think I'm overtired... (and slightly obsessed with caterpillars).

    Šaman Doktor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they seem a little under pressure tho

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rod and Todd polishing some morning wood

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Zambia loves escalators, just don't be gay" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3SIdXPtB0M

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    #38

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    Viviane
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the number pronounced "too-too" or "two-two"?

    Ryan Michaud
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    5 years ago

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    A typical Bob fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gay and this actually hurt me somehow

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you are joking, but in case you are not … It shouldn’t hurt any gay - or any member under the rainbow parasol! - for more reasons than the obvious! What so many ignore, are ignorant about or just don’t know it that the word gay also means lightharted, carefree, cheerfull, merry, joyfull, mirthful, jolly, glad, happy, bright, in good and high spirits, jovial, elated, bubbly, exuberant, vivacious, perky, frolicsome. Everything most of us want to be connected with.

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    gracefullikeagazelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what does he wear around his waist? =D ;)

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me when an American conservative newspaper decided that the word 'Gay' was too friendly sounding and that they will only use the more clinical term 'Homosexual'. The next week they ran article in the sports section about how 'Tyson Homosexual wins 100m sprint in 9.9 seconds'

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't he a Taylor Swift song?

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    #39

    Ice Flavored Water

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    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna start ordering crunch water when I go to Sonic

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    AnnieLaurie Burke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to recommend dehydrated water for backpackers. Saves a lot of space and weight....

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about water flavored ice? I've been drinking it all my life. Highly recommend it.

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke stopped being funny (in the US) after the 80's when micro-brews came out to rival the s****y national brands. There are many high-quality beers from different local regions -- but I guess that's not as funny...

    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not as funny. That's also why we don't make jokes about your health care.

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    Ilya Ditkovskiy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... Technically not. Cauz technically most liquids can be frozen and made into ice. So technically you can have grape juice ice or lemon water ice, etc.

    Unknown
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a glass of melted ice...

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hhmmmmm untoasted toast

    ️🧡 Pizza Slice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this poor guy understands the meaning of this subreddit.

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    #40

    No This Is Definitely The Reason

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    73 upvotes... that's the worst thing....

    Maurice Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but he misspelled Michaelangelow.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even dead he could still be decomposing

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    #41

    106 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

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    Audrey Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two lesbians and a bisexual, actually

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    #42

    I'm Pretty Sure He's Holding It

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    DforDorothy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an amazing photo,btw.

    A typical Bob fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna take photos like that, also how’s he holding the sun, this is a master chameleon :0

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All jokes aside, if that's not a photoshopped picture, photographer is really lucky to catch this moment. That is one beutifull once in a lifetime picture.

    Kristoffer Rahbek-Jensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately? I'm not sure that a chameleon 10-20 times the size of the sun is a good thing...

    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soundtrack to this photo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vM05Jp0ix3Y

    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something, something... isn't the sun flat as well? Yadayadayada, something... something.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO... don't be silly, only earth is flat. Sun is a big ball.

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    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar..and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of lame joke?"

    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into the blood bank. The rabbit says, 'I think I'm a Type O.'

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    #44

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not clear on how the person saying it's a cat thinks that's any different than the original post. ???

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could take a photo of the black hole in my wallet.

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    Vorknkx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a serious note, you'd need an oven that that achieve a temperature 20 times hotter than the sun's surface :O

    Cuddles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could just slap it like that chicken. XD

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    A typical Bob fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, something similar to this, I drank 50 cartons of 2% milk to get 100% milk 😂

    #46

    Okay, Okay, It's 4 Feet, Not 4 Meters

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    Chris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meter = device used to measure something Metre = unit of measurement.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American spelling of the unit of measurement is meter.

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    #47

    Elon Musk Fanboy

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this was unnecesserily aggresive answer...

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..still, her father looks cool.😏

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They themselves may be the reason why they "miss the era when people actually used to think before opening their mouths"

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow...dumb, aggressive AND no sense of humor...must be real fun at parties.

    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy Musk is in a decaying orbit hehe

    A typical Bob fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did he know that he was being the idiot all along... he even liked his own comment 😂

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    #48

    Cool And All, But Where Is John Cena

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    Irma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That John Cena comment also made the joke even better

    Jada Sherman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t believe how stupid people can be….. but for some reason I can’t stop reading these 😆

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the missing texture?

    #49

    You Donu2019t Say?!?!?!

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The emoji should have been a clear sign to everyone.

    #50

    It's Clearly A Tiger

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    TropicalPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manta rays don't have that black rectangle on their face.. its clearly a Zebra !!!

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    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAH! Can't fool me! It's a brick!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're all wrong. It's a giraffe.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tiger looks guilty as f**k!

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    #52

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the digger thing kept crashing

    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this were Reddit, Scagsy, I'd give that comment a gold medal!

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    #54

    I Swear,at This Point I Don.t Even Know If They Mean It Or They Do It For Fun

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just heard that the guy who invented autocorrect died.

    #55

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

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    #56

    That's Not How Math Works

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I had to think for a bit why that was wrong.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they will have invented time travel by then.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies and gents...I present you(drums)...Our Future...🤦‍♀️

    #58

    Yes You Will

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    #59

    Rock Sand Is The Vibe Song

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

    #60

    Oh No, The Protagonist Died!

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when someone starts taking money for things he used to do as hobby...

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    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw tht video ... a guy got bored, so he put a go pro, which is a camera, into his car's tire. Looks kinda cool. Funny.

    #63

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that explains why it was off camera then

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    #64

    What!? I Couldn't Tell!

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's an elephant.

    TropicalPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fav species of octopus. foxie gymnastis

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    #65

    Well No Shit

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dale from Dr. Who. Miss Tom Baker's Doctor.

    Thunder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that’s clearly Pikachu

    Black Dragon -RHO-
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me so mad sorry but I love star trek 😭😭

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And R2D2 is from Star Wars. Whoosh

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many to choose from. Went for Dr. Who. So many levels that rocks

    #66

    I Canu2019t Even See The Words Goddamnit!!!

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think the last one says loser, like me

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord Aragorn, you are no loser! You are an excellent example of what a good man should be.

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    #67

    Well Would You Look At That...

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    #68

    Nah Mate, That's An Amazing Design

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us who had no idea that wasn't her name, i.e. Pokima Ne, it wasn't any too clear.

    #69

    Doesn't Every Toaster Have A Camera

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    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Chinese one from Huawei with TikTok on it

    Thunder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TiKtOk CaN’t Be iNsTaLlEd On A ToAsTeR yOu iDiOt

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    #70

    No Way!!!

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Trump logic in nature preservation. "You have one nature reserve, you build a highway straight through it, and now you have two. I just doubled the number of nature reserves so I deserve a statue on Mount Rushmore."

    #71

    Good Observations

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    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are dead iphones worth, though?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully this gentleman is simply making a statement using the aluminum rear panels of the phones, and not the entire device. Recycling of rare-earth elements is vital to our future, as mining them is terribly harmful to miners and the environment.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the ultimate sibling rivalry.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, their parents of course, Mr. and Mrs. Torian.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause Daniece and danephew was already taken

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew that was coming, even before I scrolled down!

    #73

    These Instagram Normies

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke aside, has this clown never met a left handed person?

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't meet them very often in the wild.

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    Kostas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    homework and homework

    NavyDave
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am right handed but use my computer mouse with my left hand.

    JustAWeirdoGirlChild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me my mom and brothers are left handed. my dads right. i dont like mouses/mice, i like that pad thing on laptops that you touch and stuff yall know what im talking about?

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in their right mind!

    DforDorothy
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    5 years ago

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    Real men would have a real girlfriend. 😏

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    #74

    My Editing Skills: Adios

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's misleading advertising from day one....

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use photopea. which is free browser photoshop

    #75

    No Shit, Sherlock

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does the Italian army separate the boys from the men? With a crowbar.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, an ancient pizza knife for ancient pizzas.

    #76

    He Realy Did Not Get That Wow.

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No comments? No one uses internet explorer?

    TheEternalferret
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it a few years. They'll get here eventually.

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    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the 3rd comment when talking about peta.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean like spanking the monkeys?

    #78

    Jokes Fly Donu2019t They?

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    A typical Bob fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like burying a pitfall trap in Animal Crossing and then accidentally falling in it yourself.

    Beth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve done it before in City Folk... but on purpose. I don’t like making my villagers angry or sad so I just bury one and fall into it myself sometimes. I haven’t done it yet in New Horizons though.

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    Richard Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would miss the toilet even if they sat down to take a sh*t!

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a bugbear of mine in films: The villains being completely unable to shoot someone, even though it can be safe to presume that they are proficient in the usage of guns. I know why, the good guy needs to survive etc, but it does irk me.

    Audrey Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started singing hit or miss for some reason

    #80

    People-Missed-Jokes-Funny-Posts

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    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's the rare russian beardog.

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the person that said that gets attacked by a bear ;-;

    Sith Ramen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brave bear being aroud a wild Russian

    TheHolyFatherOfToast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess grammar isn't a thing to that person

    Danielle Renee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dumb people are always so sure of themselves

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    DforDorothy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly wasn't a teenager in the nineties...

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenager in the nineties? Heck, I didn't EXIST in the nineties, and I got this.

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    Richard Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God Damn It! I'm nearly 50 and I got the reference!

    Pensive
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because somebody's gotta finish that damn sequence: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

    Hotdogking
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit me baby one more time! (Because my Neuro diverse ass won’t let me sleep until that was finished)

    RandomBeing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

    Ashe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually don't get it. Could someone explain?

    Vic D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britney Spears...Baby One More Time

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he's still not wearing pants.

    Owen Purdy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s white for all those stoopid people out there

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    #84

    Some People Are Just Too Dumb For The Internet

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    #85

    You Donu2019t Say...

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    Omar Pearson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to thumbs down one of those 4 thumbs up sooooo baaaaddd

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now somebody can do the same to you!

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    Khadeja
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no one going to talk about how this guy replied to a 2 year old comment?

    #86

    Where Were You When Sanic Was Kill

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's what gets you off, you might want to seek therapy!

    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out! Robotnik is near, hatching some foul plan

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just too young to know sonic?

    Idontwantto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The video game sonic the hedgehog. When he's killed gold rings fly out of him.

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    #87

    I Can't Believe Some People Have 24 Hours In A Day Instead 12 Like The Rest Of Us

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    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes on 5 men...sounds like another kind of video....

    Hugo Raible
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might have indeed saved people, in one way or the other...

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that needed to sink in. I totally forgot who she was

    #90

    This Guy Has Discovered The Secrets Of The Universe

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    #91

    Deel Bro

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple will soon be making their own electric cars. They will cost about $5000. Downside is that engine ($130 000), steering wheel ($150 000) and brakes ( $200 000) aren't included. After 2 years, the software will be updated slowing your car down to max 15 Mph and you'll be lucky if the battery lasts more than 5 miles.

    Omar Pearson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right, it is Deal, Apple fan!

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can name him Benadryl Cabbagepatch and everyone knows who he is without looking at the photo.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends refers to him as Dom Benedictine and everyone knows who she means.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor guy has had so many jokes made about his name. This one is hilarious.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus christ, I r/Whooshed over this for a minute.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, dummy, they didn't have cameras in 3499bc.

    TheHolyFatherOfToast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE COMMENT TOTALLY THREW ME OFF!!! AHHHHH

    Thunder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it with the wheel. Not to be one of those noobs but I just don’t get this joke

    Bree Zee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how B.C.E works, right? That post was meant to confuse people lol

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    #95

    What Cost?

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    #96

    This Is Photoshop!!!1!!!

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    Khadeja
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    5 years ago (edited)

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    anyone with eyes will say it's photoshop

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    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, not the Spoiler Alert!

    Bernadette Circle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc., d/b/a WWE, is an American integrated media and entertainment company that is primarily known for professional wrestling.

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many derps, so little time

    #98

    Just Dont Have Periods

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the infamous "have you tried not being depressed" - except that ignorant people often say it seriously, not as a joke.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not old enough yet. Around 50 is when I fight the final boss battle.

    Jada Sherman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ughhhhhhhhhh I can’t even

    #99

    Lol What?

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be the stupidest one yet. They actually felt the need to make us aware of it

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, a trans man can get pregnant.

    #100

    2 Cookie = Sponge

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    LesbianLandscape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact the parents are in fact not cookiee they are dried up old sponges

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    One Bright Blue Boi
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    4 years ago

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    #102

    That Hurt Me.

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    Vic D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Spore and the creature creator, you can let your imagination run wild

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spore! Spore! Spore! Spore!

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    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they even put a winky face!!!! how can you miss the joke????