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The United States government has sent out stimulus checks to some residents to help keep them afloat during the coronavirus quarantine. It’s all some people are talking about, so it’s no wonder that these checks have become the focus of a lot of jokes on the internet.
The checks are each worth 1,200 dollars and internet users are joking about how they’re already planning to buy TVs, laptops, and spend the money as soon as they can. While others are poking fun at the fact that it’s now the IRS sending them money, instead of the other way around.
“We can confirm that payments are beginning to arrive in some Americans’ accounts," a senior Treasury official told ABC News. Scroll down for the best stimulus check jokes that Bored Panda has compiled, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments what you’re going to do with your check if you live in the US, dear Pandas. And read on for Bored Panda's interview with financial expert Sam Dogen, founder of the Financial Samurai blog, about stimulus checks and how much they'll help Americans out.
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Joy Robinson 5 years ago
Yuppp. I'm in South Carolina in the cheapest possible off campus housing so the stimulus check will last me... 3 months? If I skimp on groceries. But I recognize that for anyone living anywhere else, this money isn't going to do jack sh-t and I'm angry for you guys too
Gillie Bushmaster 5 years ago
F that check. What is 1200 when trump, his son in law and family, and some of his rich friend stand the chance of getting over a million $$. Wake up America. It's time we the people start getting a bigger slice of the pie.
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Itzel Anahi 5 years ago
I live in Pasadena, CA. The check is not enough to payback half of a month's rent :-/
Elizabeth Reinhalter 5 years ago
Massachusetts has gotten soooo expensive as well! Monopolies on cable companies etc. Keeps prices HIGH!
Sherry Martin Tkachuk 5 years ago
They should stop all their checks until something is passed. They are suppose to be working for us but they are not doing their job so therefore they should not be paid !!
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Kevin Donegan 5 years ago
Does the weak Cheeto represent the poor leadership of the Orange Cheeto in the White House?
Colin L 5 years ago
Not to me. Cheetos at least are tasty... I refer to him as "agent orange".
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Lisa Johnson 5 years ago
Not everybody thinks its a joke and many people appreciate this money and use it to help pay off bills or get caught up with bills.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
Of course it's better than having nothing. It's still a joke when compared to most essential bills. It's not 1200 per month - it's 1200 FOR ALL THE PANDEMIC. Believe everyone when I say: it won't be over in 4 weeks. (in Germany, you at least get monthly the living-minimum granted, which is pretty low but it's monthly and they pay for health-insurance and rent and your gas-bills. Small businesses got instant-help-money up to 15000 € to help keep the running business-costs manageable. It's not helpful for everyone, and it's not a huge lot - some will still lose their business. But it's not f*** 1200 $ to last you over the course of the pandemic)
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Tovah Roche 5 years ago
I'm one of the lucky few who don't need the money. I'm putting my check and tax refund aside to help anyone in my family and community until the world gets back on its feet. I relied heavily on others when I was sick and unemployed 4-5 years ago. Now I have the financial means to pay it forward.
David Canington 5 years ago
I think people that are making fun of the stimulus Are pretty sorry some people need that money not everybody has money $1200 is a lot of money to some people
Tonya Ebert 5 years ago
Already got mine and it paid my property tax to keep Nevada from taking it. Then put a months worth of food in the house. And finally paid my car payment.
Lisa Johnson 5 years ago
Not everyone thinks its a joke and many appreciate receiving this. We can use it to pay on bills and or pay some off. Ppl better realize that the government didnt have to give us anything.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago (edited)
Wow. That is a very sad view of your government. "They don't have to give you anything - they could've instead just let you rot". Well - true, of course. But deeply saddening.
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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
@Spike Burns. To be willfully uninformed is like skating on thin ice. Apr 7, 2020 - "Italy ups coronavirus stimulus spending to €750 billion - nearly half its GDP." https://www.euronews.com And then we have: Mar 24, 2020 - "The U.K. has pledged more fiscal stimulus to fight the economic fallout from the coronavirus than during the global financial crisis a decade ago" bloomberg.com This took around a minute. Then let me also add that both countries, of course, have comprehensive healthcare systems and statutory sick pay.
"So long as Americans are spending the money, that helps stimulate and support the economy. Although saving money is good, saving money actually doesn’t do much in the short run to help the economy. In the long run, maybe it helps by creating more financially secure people to not become a burden," Dogen from the Financial Samurai told us.
"I believe everything is rational. If people want to use their money to spend on TVs and other things, its because they’ve got their basics already taken care of. Here’s how millionaires are spending their checks."
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Trump only agreed to the $1200 because it's an election year.
Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
They're actually putting his name on the checks. He wants people to think they're from him. It's like the postcard with "Donald Trump's Coronavirrus Tips" a couple of weeks ago. What an asshat.
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Kayleigh Cameron 5 years ago
Trump agreed to checks because it’s going to boost the economy. Anyone who believes they did this out of the kindness of their hearts needs a reality check lol. If $1200 would sway your vote, do us a favor and DON’T VOTE.
John Klaine 5 years ago
And he had no problem giving his wealthy supporters big tax breaks, millions of dollars worth.
James Wood 5 years ago
*government completely fumbles pandemic response* Ricky: "I don't wanna say atoadaso... But I f****n atoadaso."
Sharon Hahn 5 years ago
And now they are talking about sending money overseas to help them, too! Where is all this money coming from - just printing more doesn't mean we actually can back it up!
Kate Johnson 5 years ago
If the military budget was lowered, there would be enough money to make us all millionaires... there's money stashed all over the Federal government.
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Elizabeth Reinhalter 5 years ago
Nope and it's the taxes that'll put you further in debt! SMH!
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Kevin Donegan 5 years ago
Your "check" comes with tRump's name on it ... just like his "charity" ... he got others to give him money then put his name on the checks like it was his money to give. The only exception with his charity and the stimulus check, he usually paid himself.
Abbass Muhammad 5 years ago
I bet the giant cheques the corporations got had giant pictures of Trump on.
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sh 5 years ago
This is something that needs to be realized? Anything provided to anyone by the government is at the expense of tax payers. This is no genius revelation, this is something every American should be considering, every day.
Susan Huggett 5 years ago
Yes, but were you ever provided anything by the government before? Usually it just went into the government's slush fund, and to take us down, by funneling it to Iran, China, United Nations, bailing out bankers. Think of what this man is doing. He is finishing what JFK started.
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Eagle Girl 5 years ago
People bought it with Bush. Same ppl still voting. Let's see how it goes this time
Kristina Thomas 5 years ago
There are so many politicians who have stolen from tax money, or other areas of the budget, there's actually no excuse for the Fed going further into debt. We're being given part of what's owed to us. Trump should also hunt down was what stolen by politicians and *poof* budget balanced.
Susan Huggett 5 years ago
Good news, Kristina. Trump has been doing that in the background, while distracting MSM to keep them busy. Look up his executive orders to freeze bank accounts of those who've stolen from us. Look at all the CEOs that have resigned from major companies, and from our govt. It is all working with military to get it done. You can find a lot of info on qmap.pub. God bless you.
Load More Replies... CbusResident 5 years ago
This basic point seems to be far beyond the conception of most people: there's no such thing as a free lunch - someone is paying: it's being tacked onto the national debt. Who pays when the US national debt has to be serviced (meaning some payments have to be made that the govt. owes)? All US taxpayers, us. It isn't 'free money'.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
Exactly. You paid taxes so the government can use that money to do stuff for the country. Like paving streets and paying schools and paying for water-cleaning and federal agencies (like for example the CDC). You already PAID for that stuff, and it is not "handouts" or "a gift" if the goverment does those things for you. Of course one can argue that nobody paid taxes so one day the President could give every citizen 1200$, but I'll wager that it's probably a lot more useful than, for example, buying a tank or a submarine or guns for the military. It's actually the Government's JOB to protect its people, but somewhere along the long line of presidents (and I'm not excluding the Democratic ones), that job-description got muddled and eventually, lost.
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Elizabeth Reinhalter 5 years ago
He's a child who desperately demands attention! Sad, very sad so sad!
Susan Huggett 5 years ago
Wake up! Quit believing the MSM News. It is all owned by the Rothchilds and bankers.
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Steve Cruz 5 years ago
The $2 TRILLION stimulus checks AND the PPP (over 20% of which went to big franchises and chains) AND the $1.5 TRILLION tax giveaway to the top 2% by Republicans last year are tax burdens far into the future. (P.S. It's been revealed that Jared Kushner's family businesses received $800 MILLION in apartment funding for their tri-state slumlord operation.)
Grabiel Valle 4 years ago
That’s funny because the only check I got was the first one and that was when Trump was in office since Biden’s been in office I haven’t got s**t so I missing out on three stimulus checks that they’re trying to say I have to have a 1040 form now because I didn’t have no income it’s a bunch of bureaucratic bullshit wake up people!
Catherine Todd 5 years ago
And since our government has so much huge debt after the "tax breaks" given to corporation and the rich, we the people will be PAYING BACK THIS MONEY for the rest of our lives! And paying taxes on this $1,200.00. And people think the monster-in-chief "cares about us" and is doing this to "help us?" UNBELIEVABLE.
Dogen believes that 1,200 dollars per person should help individuals for at least a month. "If you add on the extra 600 dollars a month in unemployment benefits, that’s a decent amount of money," he said.
"For example, in California, you can get 4,200 dollars a month in unemployment benefits now. And then if you add on another 1,200, that’s 5,600 dollars. It’s really the added unemployment benefits that will really help those who have lost their jobs," Dogen pointed out.
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KT Trondsen 5 years ago
well it's not for fun, it's for taking care of the bills while you can't work and that is all.
Vivian Grasser 5 years ago
It isn't a stimulus check. You are get back a portion of your tax dollars as an Economic Impact Support check because the government had to shut down the economy and it's to help you make ends meet and for businesses to be able to make payroll without going under. If you don't want it give it to charity or help family members that are out of work.
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Hans 5 years ago
I recommend coming to Norway. Here tax authorities help you get a higher tax return. Quite a shock if you paid taxes before in another country...
CbusResident 5 years ago
An American here, I do wish we had something like the Norwegian-style healthcare system instead of our bizarre/horrible system. That being said, in the US the IRS also publishes the info on ways to reduce your tax burden, and you can easily apply that knowledge here when you file online through the websites we have for that, or if you go to a tax preparer. Nobody's hiding info from us on ways we can legally reduce our taxes.
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Lisa Moschetti 5 years ago
In the meantime, think about this from Forbes . . . Americans making 1 Million will receive $1.7 million stimulus checks . . . https://www.forbes.com/sites/shaharziv/2020/04/14/why-are-rich-americans-getting-17-million-stimulus-checks/#643e0518665b
The BBC reports that President Donald Trump’s name will be printed on the paper checks that will be sent out to financially-struggling Americans. This is the very first time that a US president’s name will show up on a federal government handout.
Not surprisingly, some are worried that this decision might delay checks arriving. The president denied that there will be a delay, as did the Treasury Department. However, two senior IRS officials told the Washington Post that the first batch of checks might arrive slower because of this.
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Arlene Reber 5 years ago
Mnuchkin says that $1200 will last us 10 weeks! With a straight face....
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CbusResident 5 years ago
Yeah, makes perfect sense - wait, what? Is this someone planning to shoot at people from a tower or something? Yikes. Calm down everyone, we seriously need to cool it with the gun obsession in America.
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Fancie67 C 5 years ago
Good for you. To bad your Smitty personality goes to show how you treat others, and take things for granted. You should not assume that people are lazy. Your mother must be proud how she raised you. Shame on you.
"You are getting your money late because the President thinks it is more important that his name be on the cheque than that you are able to pay your bills on time," Democratic Senator Brian Schatz shared his opinion on Twitter.
The stimulus checks are part of a 2 trillion (that’s right, trillion) dollar relief package that will help out more than 80 million US citizens. And Americans need it now more than ever. Around 16 million people lost their jobs in the US just in the past month and the situation may get worse before it gets better.
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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
"The Blacks, they all love me" - Donald Trump.
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Ashley Irvin 5 years ago
Yep mine was gone in a day on Bill's to help my husband an help support our kids. My rent alone is 900
Abbass Muhammad 5 years ago (edited)
To all the sad and feeble commenters with a one-track mind. TDS is pathetic to be subjected to all the time everywhere and under any subject. Can't you think rationally anymore? it is making the orange one seem better just by virtue of such a hysterical bunch of intolerant know-nothings hating on him 24/7.
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Or 1200 shredded mini chicken quesadillas. Extra grilled.
Queen Jackson. 5 years ago
I don’t eat tacos if it’s not homemade, I don’t understand how people eat taco bell
jevais 5 years ago
Hello Queen J. If ever I come to the States will you be willing to make some for me. Here in Switzerland even if I make any type of Mexican food, never taste like when I lived in California.
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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
I'm putting it in savings rather than checking so I don't spend it accidentally. I have a disability claim with Social Security that could take up to a year to be resolved, so I might need it before then.
Angela Mallak 5 years ago
I also went through 2 denials, and finally before a judge. Took about 4 years for me to get disability. I would have been living under a bridge with my kids had I not signed up for long term disability ins. Good luck to you though, it might work out in your favor💜
Gillie Bushmaster 5 years ago
People want to know what i will do if i get a check. I am thinking about putting it up Trump a*s and light it.
Bounty1798 5 years ago
At least it's a hell of a lot more than Obozo did,2008 he gave all the dam money to the banks ,,but to all the ones that say he not your president I bet you will break your neck spending thatoney that TRUMP GAVE YOU
LOttawa 5 years ago
If the "child" pays their own way, they shouldn't be claimed but, if they are in a situation like me, where my daughter is starting college this year (well.. supposed too who knows right now) and where I pay for her tuition/books, her food, the roof over her head and everything else. I will claim her as a dependent.
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Jeff Requier 5 years ago
now they get to tell people "its in the mail" instead of hearing it for years
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Colin L 5 years ago
I wish that the majority of the $2T package was for health care and not for giant corporations.
Rcatheron 5 years ago
80% of it went to people making more than a million dollars a year. Because of a loophole that Congress inserted into the bill, millionaires got an average of $1.7 million each. Truth. Check it out.
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Angry Duck 5 years ago
Me too as a kid I always wondered how they got that dragon scale to fit in the box it was so big when they held it lol
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Keyser Soze 5 years ago
You can buy absurdly overpriced face masks and hand sanitizer with it because Cable news is telling us that the CV virus will never end to keep you watching the daily CV death scoreboard.
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somnomania 5 years ago
Literally me, I didn't get one because if you're a dependent over the age of 17, too damn bad, apparently to the IRS and the treasury and whoever else that means you don't need money just as much as the next person.
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Angell Harding 5 years ago
I'm not saying you should buy a tiger, but with Joe in jail and "his" "zoo" closed due to quarantining, well, they might be needing some $$$ >_>
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
Tigers are NOT PETS!!! They are wild animals. You want a cat, go to the local humane society. Or let a stray adopt you - I did many years ago.
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Ridwaan Ebrahim 5 years ago
Just think - South africa is helping its citizens with $0 every month
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AMYAH MINOTT-STARLING 5 years ago
my freand from 5th grade owes me 4 dollas still and its een 17 months TRALEN
Laira Cruz 5 years ago
Hehe...I still owe my friend Noah from 4th grade twenty bucks. IT'S BEEN TWO FRICKIN' YEARZZZ
Kate Johnson 5 years ago
You need to pay him back. That isn't funny at all. It means that Noah trusted you so much that he loaned you $20 when you needed it. All because he thought that you were trustworthy.
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CbusResident 5 years ago
This would mean, in most cases, that your parent(s) is/are spending way, way, way more than $1200 each year to support you and put you through college.
acid coast 5 years ago
that may be true but it doesn't mean we don't have other stuff going on. I'd spend it on parts to finish a motorbike project so I'd be able to get around on my own.
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Guinivere Joy 5 years ago (edited)
Parents are Not collecting a $1200 stimulus check for you. The $1200 Is for each independent worker/retiree, or spouse. The $500 dependent check is only for children up to 16 years old. If you are a college student, no check. I am guessing you are at least 17 as well as a student, no check. There are a lot of people who do not qualify for the stimulus checks. Granted, it doesn't make sense. But it is not your parent's fault.
Mary Vrooman 5 years ago
My grand daughter, who lives with me earned $623 last year, since filed her own tax return, but as a dependent on mine ,she didn't get a Stimulus ck and I didn't get extra $500 because she is over 17
Joy Robinson 5 years ago
I'm so glad that at 20 I could claim myself as independent this year, thank god
Sharon Hahn 5 years ago
Your parents are getting $500 per child but I don't know if there is an age cutoff.
Pungent Sauce 5 years ago
Adult Child AKA Lazy SOB: “He lived with you in your home all year. e.g. your son is too old to be your Qualifying Child. BUT, because his income was under $3,700 and you provided more than half of his support for the year, he is your Qualifying Relative and can be claimed as your dependent on your tax return.“
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Aria Whitaker 5 years ago
Many banking apps have a feature that lets you set a notification for any deposits...
CountryMama 5 years ago
I get excited when I get an early morning text...then its blah sinking feeling that its a damn autotext about a sale.
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Micheal Sharp 5 years ago
13 minutes?... Shooooooooooot I'm checking mine every 12.7 minutes cuz I'm thinking that will "will" it to show up sooner.
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Sandy Kavanaugh 5 years ago
Nope, it's going for horse feed and chicken feed! Plus, some wild bird seed!
Merlyn Emrys 5 years ago
Drake groomed a minor so that she would end up as his sexual partner when she was old enough. That's predatory. We can stop using his face now.
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Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
That was my first response too - eww, get your hands off my neck.
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Charles Anderson 5 years ago
If you received a $1200 stimulus check, ain't no girl wasting her time with you in the first place.
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Mary Jaye 5 years ago
neither give me a desktop. no more Macs after Catalina. I am through with the Mac.
Conservative_And_Proud 5 years ago
This is why everybody here is complaining about 1,200 not being enough. You have no savings, because you spend more then you make
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Monkeywrench Productions 5 years ago
i havent seen gushers in years.. didnt know they were still around
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Aria Whitaker 5 years ago (edited)
This is just factually incorrect. In fact, it was the lower income Americans that got theirs first.....
Vonny 5 years ago
no, not true most of us "lower income" folks are still waiting, watching higher income folks waster more of their money
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Pug Pug 5 years ago
This is 100% not true. If you make less then 75,000 you will get your check. Unless you are homeless, because they cant mail it to you, and won't just help the poor, because this country is a joke...
jevais 5 years ago
F**k off mate are you an American Native? If not you should backup and go back to your original country from where you/family came from. Why not, this would leave more space for the American Natives.
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Vonny 5 years ago
any sign of a stimulus check yet?, not one of the hundreds of family & folks I know who are all on either SS or SSI have gotten their checks. Still in dire need of help.
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Elizabeth Wilkins 5 years ago
As owners of a large poultry farm, our adjusted gross income for 2018 was.......... I kinda want y'all to guess!!!........ OK. It was $15,430. For the year. Still had bills to pay w that too.
Micheal Sharp 5 years ago (edited)
Ummm Whaaaaaat? You know I'm on #33 on this list of "stimulus check" jokes and I'm fairly certain that out of the 33 only 2 of them are anywhere close to funny.. this is not one of those two.. it's actually the opposite of funny it's .... It's .. very umm very unfunny! Almost assanine unfunny
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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
Don't get me wrong, I'll damn sure take the money, ( if it ever comes). I'm just wondering where it's coming from and how the government is going to get it back. I'm betting higher taxes on the middle class. It damn sure won't be on corporations or 1%ers.
Full Name 5 years ago
It'll be a mixture of quantitative easing (printing money) and a bond issue. Yeah, ya'll will be paying it back out of taxes for many, many years. It's certainly not a free lunch.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
"Stimulus check" to stimulate people to forget how this administration handled the pandemic so by november they'll still remember the $1200 gift but have forgotten the 26 000 deaths.
Evil Little Thing 5 years ago
We're actually projected to have over 61,000 deaths before August. And that's without a second spike brought about by red states acting like idiots.
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Cori 5 years ago
Ex husband: Are you going to vote for Trump in November? Me: Yeah, no that's definitely NOT going to happen. Ex: But he gave you money! Me: Uh, no. CONGRESS gave me money. That a*****e gave me 4 years of entitled ineptitude.
Conservative_And_Proud 5 years ago
Lou Lopez, since I can't comment directly on yours, I'm putting it here. What is one crime he has committed, with evidence?
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Don Quixote 5 years ago
Anyone complaining about how small the checks are can sign them over to me. Don’t worry, you won’t miss it, it’s not that much.
Wilf 5 years ago
I simply don't understand why people in America don't riot. There's no way I could survive on only $1200 a month. My mortgage payment alone is more than that. Not that the UK scheme is much better, it is limited to 80% of your salary but it's capped at only £2500 (about $3100) a month.
Sean Harrison 5 years ago
Please, the American people are too conditioned to be passive. Hell, we just found out that millionaires are getting a stimulus of over $1million each and no one is rioting over that. We get a measly $1200, which in most states won't even cover rent for a month, and millionaires are getting millions more.
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Jordan Kidd 5 years ago
I plan on trying to use it to stop being homeless. Wonder if I can get a place. One place I called today wanted 1425 up front I'm like look can you work with me after I move all my stuff in only going to have 800 and he like well that's the price my brother and I came up with. I'm like damn can you this me a damn bone here!! My son and I have been homeless for over a yr now and I just so bad want yo get a place we can afford!! So that's what I will be trying to do with our money...wish me luck!!
Susan Huggett 5 years ago
I was a landlord when I was 22. Babysat 50 cents per hour. Worked every night after high school. Then I was working 7 days a week and figured out my apartment was too high. My house puts were almost half. Interest rates are much lower now. Save for as big of a deposit as you can. I am not bragging. I lost everything in divorce. Now ex's girlfriend gets my pension because we spent mine. Good luck.
Load More Replies... Steve Cruz 5 years ago
When Republicans receive Stimulus Money, is that considered SOCIALISM, a BRIBE, or a HANDOUT?
Nicole Antoku 5 years ago
Honestly it annoys me that people are complaining about their stimulus checks, stating it’s not enough. Perhaps so, but there are plenty of people (myself included) who are getting zero help from their own governments and are left to fend for themselves. I lost my job right before the s**t hit the fan, and i’d be f*****g elated if I got even half of that money. And of course it comes from taxes, that’s what taxes are for! I highly doubt you’d find any president/government willing to pay you out of their own pocket. Could the situation be handled better? Most likely, but that still doesn’t take away from the fact that some people are acting like entitled brats right now. Would you have felt better if you got no stimulus checks at all and was left to fend for yourself like many other people in the world?
Samantha Phoenix 5 years ago
We literally ARE entitled. Fix your perspective. It’s OUR money they’re handing us. Not a gift. When you put money in the bank, you’re entitled to withdraw it when you need it. The end.
Load More Replies... Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
I wonder how many of these checks will end up framed on the wall?
Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
Don't get me wrong, I'll damn sure take the money, ( if it ever comes). I'm just wondering where it's coming from and how the government is going to get it back. I'm betting higher taxes on the middle class. It damn sure won't be on corporations or 1%ers.
Full Name 5 years ago
It'll be a mixture of quantitative easing (printing money) and a bond issue. Yeah, ya'll will be paying it back out of taxes for many, many years. It's certainly not a free lunch.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
"Stimulus check" to stimulate people to forget how this administration handled the pandemic so by november they'll still remember the $1200 gift but have forgotten the 26 000 deaths.
Evil Little Thing 5 years ago
We're actually projected to have over 61,000 deaths before August. And that's without a second spike brought about by red states acting like idiots.
Load More Replies... Cori 5 years ago
Ex husband: Are you going to vote for Trump in November? Me: Yeah, no that's definitely NOT going to happen. Ex: But he gave you money! Me: Uh, no. CONGRESS gave me money. That a*****e gave me 4 years of entitled ineptitude.
Conservative_And_Proud 5 years ago
Lou Lopez, since I can't comment directly on yours, I'm putting it here. What is one crime he has committed, with evidence?
Load More Replies... Don Quixote 5 years ago
Anyone complaining about how small the checks are can sign them over to me. Don’t worry, you won’t miss it, it’s not that much.
Wilf 5 years ago
I simply don't understand why people in America don't riot. There's no way I could survive on only $1200 a month. My mortgage payment alone is more than that. Not that the UK scheme is much better, it is limited to 80% of your salary but it's capped at only £2500 (about $3100) a month.
Sean Harrison 5 years ago
Please, the American people are too conditioned to be passive. Hell, we just found out that millionaires are getting a stimulus of over $1million each and no one is rioting over that. We get a measly $1200, which in most states won't even cover rent for a month, and millionaires are getting millions more.
Load More Replies... Jordan Kidd 5 years ago
I plan on trying to use it to stop being homeless. Wonder if I can get a place. One place I called today wanted 1425 up front I'm like look can you work with me after I move all my stuff in only going to have 800 and he like well that's the price my brother and I came up with. I'm like damn can you this me a damn bone here!! My son and I have been homeless for over a yr now and I just so bad want yo get a place we can afford!! So that's what I will be trying to do with our money...wish me luck!!
Susan Huggett 5 years ago
I was a landlord when I was 22. Babysat 50 cents per hour. Worked every night after high school. Then I was working 7 days a week and figured out my apartment was too high. My house puts were almost half. Interest rates are much lower now. Save for as big of a deposit as you can. I am not bragging. I lost everything in divorce. Now ex's girlfriend gets my pension because we spent mine. Good luck.
Load More Replies... Steve Cruz 5 years ago
When Republicans receive Stimulus Money, is that considered SOCIALISM, a BRIBE, or a HANDOUT?
Nicole Antoku 5 years ago
Honestly it annoys me that people are complaining about their stimulus checks, stating it’s not enough. Perhaps so, but there are plenty of people (myself included) who are getting zero help from their own governments and are left to fend for themselves. I lost my job right before the s**t hit the fan, and i’d be f*****g elated if I got even half of that money. And of course it comes from taxes, that’s what taxes are for! I highly doubt you’d find any president/government willing to pay you out of their own pocket. Could the situation be handled better? Most likely, but that still doesn’t take away from the fact that some people are acting like entitled brats right now. Would you have felt better if you got no stimulus checks at all and was left to fend for yourself like many other people in the world?
Samantha Phoenix 5 years ago
We literally ARE entitled. Fix your perspective. It’s OUR money they’re handing us. Not a gift. When you put money in the bank, you’re entitled to withdraw it when you need it. The end.
Load More Replies... Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
I wonder how many of these checks will end up framed on the wall?
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