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When you think about it, Twitter is one of those social media platforms that truly reflects life. People over there laugh, cry, blare their outrage, and find reasons to unite. However, it’s also the place where typing 280 characters can lead to an argument with half of the world and provoke an avalanche of razor-sharp remarks.

If you’ve ever scrolled through your Twitter feed, you probably came across the word “ratio” at least once or twice. According to Merriam-Webster, “ratio” took on new life in March 2017 and started referring to tweets that receive more critical or negative replies than likes or retweets. There’s also another meaning — when a reply gets more likes than the original post.

Feeling confused? Just take a look at the Successful Ratios account full of examples of how people’s ridiculous and controversial tweets got ratioed in the best possible way. So get ready to dive into some of the best posts we’ve collected right below, upvote your favorites as you go, and share your thoughts about them in the comments!

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Marcellus II
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know there were lunar new year gatekeepers as well. Should we let anybody just decide what they can gatekeep? Surely not! WHO GATEKEEPS THE GATEKEEPERS?

James016
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm from a planet that has a moon. I think that is acceptable

Loty
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a person of jewish descent I remind everyone that only jewish people are allowed to make references to Jesus in any context whatsoever.

Insert Generic Username
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom is Chinese and not from China but Panama. Does that mean my mom isn't allowed to celebrate? Guess what, Kassy? We celebrate every lunar New Year with a feast and gift exchange. Stuff it, gatekeeper b***h!

Efia
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

friendly reminder that you're not allowed to be happy on my birthday, unless I told you so. This one day in the year is just for me, thanks

Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I read was "blah blah blah me me me me me more righteous than you me me me blah blah blah woke"

Jef Bateman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect! (I know I am posting too late for anybody to read this, but I need to chime in - these self-righteous people have gone too far. I'm a lifelong liberal who has misgivings about where good intentions are leading us.)

Jp@nda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, hell. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Hasn't anybody ever told you?

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Jo Davies
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Under 2020, we used to go to temple to celebrate. Welcomed with open arms, wonderful food and all the amazing ceremonies and customs are explained.

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    the child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scissors is in the corner, cackling

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone made an account called Paper just to make that joke and it was beautiful.

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow, I suspect Dwayne was one of those likes 🤣

    jue mad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks fake. Rock isn't boastful about himself like that, not outside of wresting

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that paper is a verified user makes it seem more fake but still its very funny

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but China really has no right to be proud about this when meanwhile they're literally putting people in camps

    JustAnother Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh right, America has never been guilty of having detainment camps. /s

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    Damon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it’s pretty easy for China to control covid, homelessness and prison population when their government can ignore civil liberties, label and detain everyone as a politic enemy then lie about their numbers in prison camps

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to a government who imprison more of their population than any other nation on earth, deny some of their workers even the totally unliveable minimum wage, is happy to allow people to die for want of basic medical needs, etc?

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    Display Name
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twitter is banned in China. The likes must be coming from govt employees themselves for whom twitter is allowed. Second, China's stats are questionable. Here's what a statistician Shamika Ravi said about China's covid infections - "We know of China, what China wants us to know! Unlike other countries, they have fitted the normal distribution - "Henceforth we shall recover at this rate!" - and fixed their mortality rate at 3.34/mil - with absolutely no changes. All other countries show normal fluctuations."

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal distribution on covid is utter BS for most countries. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries ... I think literally only my country (SA) is close to having something like a normal distribution. The rest, nope.

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    Needmorecowbell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And China and Russian are so in bed with one another, China refused to condemn Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.

    Aliquid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is not first at that either. Currently ranking at 15th place. But definitely better than China, which ranks at 150th place, which happens to be 14 spaces away from the worst.

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    Kevin Warner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Okay, Chinese dude! China, first in Slave Labor, Child Labor, citizens thrown into prison to be never seen again, prisoners body parts sold ensuring the prisoner won't survive the transplant, babies aborted because of the One Child Policy, Technology stolen from everyone else throughout the world, brutal crackdowns on their own citizens! Or First in releasing a Gain of Function BIOWEAPON across the planet destroying 70% of the world economy and millions of deaths, selling pet food and flea sprays that killed 90% of the animals provided it, creating a Social Score to keep citizens compliant and caged, spying on BILLIONS using phone technology and hacking?! I'll challenge our record to YOURS a million times over and WIN ALWAYS!!! LOL!!!

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading all the comments from triggered conservatives is hilarious!

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because China said it doesn’t mean it’s not trueeeeee

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    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China: First in genocide. First in no personal freedoms. First in disappeared citizens. First in censorship. And they lead in many other crimes against their own citizens

    Sam A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA was literally founded on genocide of the Natives and slavery.

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    Antonio Peñ¹⁵
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Chinese shill can go f**k himself

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    It’s no surprise that Twitter is winning over more and more people each day for being an efficient tool for communication. People over there can quickly share the newest events, call out false information, and spark heated discussions. Yet, not all tweets are equal. Some users send out lousy tweets for the whole world to read without thinking twice. Such opinions often provoke a significant response and receive hundreds of thousands of critical replies, which is proof right there that something went horribly wrong.

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    Luckily, some people decide to stand up against such nonsense and come up with creative and quick-witted retorts that get a deluge of positive reactions. And no wonder why — seeing a person one-upping someone who’s clearly wrong is a feeling like no other. However, to receive more likes than the original post, your reply has to be razor-sharp to shut down the person arrogantly flaunting their ignorance.

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    Mir Adwari
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, Clay Higgins clearly though he was being clever (big miss with that word salad) and The Dictionary put it so beautifully! Love it.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks Dictionary.com, my non english brain was missing the point

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My completely English brain was missing the point! (But maybe that *was* the point...?)

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    Leslie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor triggered Republicans, so mad they are no longer relevant.

    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough I can care about trans children not being driven to suicide and innocent people not being shot and stupid rightwingers pushing lies *and* nuclear war all at the same time. It's only cold hearted bellends like this dude that think there's a limit on empathy and concern.

    Susan Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks Dictionary.com I thought I had a minor brain fart as I was reading. Lol

    Richard Brady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Quite a non-binary fuss." Ha ha ha. So much redundance. Non-binary IS a fuss.

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness, I thought I was having a stroke

    Porch Santa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like some good drunken ramblings, trust me I know from experience.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking he should have stopped after that first "after work relaxer".

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    abby smink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they just threw a bunch of words together that they thought would piss people off.

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    Red Hair Blue Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spot on! All support to Ukraine 🇺🇦

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Political cartoons are more professional memes that take more effort to make

    deadinside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    political cartoons are just high class memes /hj

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk I was taught about political cartoons in grade school. You're being too nice to mention highschool.

    Nunya Bidness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught highschool history for one year. We we not allowed to show or talk about political cartoon because they contain sensitive subjects. The world is sad.

    John Vequist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It is among the most famous footage of WWII. The rather decrepit Adolf Hitler decorates child soldiers outside his infamous bunker in war ravaged Berlin in 1945: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OqFhvKarYjU

    Chris B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Political cartoons are literally memes. The word wasn't invented for internet cat pictures.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not a cartoon, the word you are looking for is a caricature

    Sesshomaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia: Launches invasion Ukraine 🇺🇦: I've got the perfect meme for this!

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I agree with red flag on this one!

    foxking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live in america, and i agree. people are so stupid here

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    Rebekah Krause
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you seriously trying to argue Russia is more civilized in the United States? Gay marriage versus “ Gay Russians don’t exist” We also managed to vote our cult of personality out of office.

    onivdsrapowijap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When deciding if a country is civilized or not, I look at the civilians, not the government, which the civilians have little control over in some countries. The civilians of Russia are probably more civilized than the US's civilians, but definitely not the government.

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    Noir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously tired of how much this site glorifies hating the US. Even more than Putin and he's causing a massive war and worldwide tragedy. Still, it is full of hate for the US. I'd buy the whole idea of people saying they're just being honest with their criticisms, but almost no other countries are mentioned and some messed up things happen in all countries of the world people. But still, it's like all hate must be focused on the US and it's just so...tiring. I'm from the US and see all the same problems and am as angered and saddened as everyone, but there are a lot of us TRYING OKAY?? It's going to take a LONG F*****G time to get to where we should be. And there's a lot of GOOD going on too. But all I ever see here is people spewing the same things from the past tying our feet down so we can't move forward and covering us in sh*t we can't do anything about so we're branded forever. Jesus, most citizens really are just like you. We're people too.

    Tobin Kern
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also US wasnt at war with a nation. They were at war (not a good one) with a fringe group that even the nation of Iraq and Afghanistan did not support.

    Kevin Warner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me 'Red' is the kid that always picked up his toys and went home when he didn't get his way as a child LOL!!!

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    universal health care NO buy a gun with your groceries YES

    Sea otter simone/ froggy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i agree and i live here (also, trying to convince myself to just go ahead and move somewhere else with internet and bored panda)

    Tonk Terrier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Kuwait? Or Argentina and the UK? etc

    Tee Witt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to see how anyone can compare the problems in Iraq and the present Ukraine attack, totally different wars.

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    Previously, we spoke to Abigail Paul, a standup comedian, improviser, and actress, about humorous comebacks and how people could improve their comedy skills. She was kind enough to share her thoughts on why people leave comments in the first place. “Today’s reader has the advantage over their predecessor that they feel part of the action,” she told Bored Panda.

    “In comedy, we are always looking to create content that an audience member will relate to, so when someone leaves a fantastic comment on an article or picture, it helps us feel connected, a little less alone,” Abigail mentioned. “It shows us that someone else, maybe many people, think the same way we do. We take great comfort in not being alone on our ideas.”

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be cruel to a heart that's true.

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xavier is not nor will ever be Pakalu Papito

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, I normally hear "you're fabulous"

    Liam F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh damn, even i felt that

    Stephen Lyford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S how it feels to walk right into one...

    Karen Rutland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I consider that a deadly insult because I heard many people say “good thing you’re pretty because you sure ain’t smart!”

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    Leslie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what Trump tried to do, and failed. Never forget.

    Insert Generic Username
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump so badly wishes he could be like Putin, Kim, Lucachenko (spelling?), Duterte, etc. He too wants complete control and to rule a totalitarian state with an iron fist. I say F**K those monsters. Trump was actually openly praising Putin for Invading Ukraine. While many may think of Trump as a monster, I see him for the groveling, sniveling, supplicant, boot licking waste of carbon that he is.

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago

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    If you wanna talk about fraud, there's your case

    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still can't believe that the majority of US citizens ditched the "greatest prezdent evah" after 4 years of lying, cheating, incompetence, nepotism, collaborations with dictators and corruption?

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    Daria Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true. Our elections are a sham.

    onivdsrapowijap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: North Korea actually has democratic elections. The problem is that Kim Jong Un is always the only person whose name is on the ballot because anyone who runs against him gets murdered.

    j miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same way 'yes, I was a college cheerleader' Bush was "elected".

    Wondering Alice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was listening to podcast the other day about the efforts of the west to keep Yeltsin in power. I have clear memories of Blair being elected in the UK with very obvious and huge backing of America. Head of global elections is an actual job title at face book.

    Munchkin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and lee seung man (이승만)

    Laci Fuller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump really said: "I dint expect this, the people want what the people want" smh

    Daryl Branson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same way every president we have wants to increase the military budget.

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    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be funnier if the comment was by someone named Stiffler...

    Insert Generic Username
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, what a great frien.....oh, never mind. 😂😂😂

    Munchkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... if you need an enemy im here against you

    BigFootToo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Mom hooking up with high schoolers? College aged kids? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    NatureBoy6284
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I don't underst-.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAWD

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    The standup comedian said that the secret to a successful comment is probably equal parts true and surprising. An unexpected reply “that just has shock value isn’t as highly regarded as one that is embedded in truth.”

    “In comedy terms, your picture or article you are commenting on is your setup. Your witty comment is the punchline,” she explained. “There are lots of ways to be funny, but a great punchline will usually have excellent use of wordplay, exaggeration, or make an analogy to something else so the reader can maybe see the topic in a new light.”

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    A.J Milne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Ukraine was a person, I would be their best friend

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Ukraine was a person, she would be a woman whose husband hits and rapes her and all the neighbors know but do nothing.

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    Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "cauz they're cool" lol this is soo cute.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do have a lot in common. Both have pushy neighbor states who insiste they are a just suburb instead of their own thing. Fun fact - the Statue of Liberty is actually in New Jersey waters but their neighboring state claims the liberty as their own.

    Pearl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although the monument is within New Jersey waters, Liberty Island and a portion of Ellis Island are within the territorial jurisdiction of New York state. The Statue of Liberty, on Liberty Island, New York. Proud former 'Jersey inhabitant, but I didn't need feel the need to spread that lie.

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    Danna Dela Cruz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes! We Jersey folks are tough, but nothing like you peeps of Ukraine. You are amazingly bad ass.

    BigFootToo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Jersey, the Ukraine of America

    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they need a replacement jumper, and got confused??

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    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His shirt isn't a threat though. It means "vote to stop them from killing us". It's also not directed at white middle schoolers.

    absolutelyvibin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, it's almost like that's obviously not directed at him! it's possibly even the entire reason it's funny!!

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    Magoomba
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve got news for you, son. You’re gonna die whether you vote or not.

    Jan Bregulla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LeBron is a big idiot. Voting is necessary, no doubt. but running around with political messages on your T-shirt, is sheep-zombie-mode premium. Reminds me of WW2 soldiers. They were also very good at just repeating what they had been fed

    Tobi_the_Dragon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I read it and thought it said "Vote Dr. Die"

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    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is Dana's first thought... Wtf?

    Hemlock Tea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she's thinking about the COVID infections occurring in a warzone without adequate means to treat those who will need it...

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    Eppe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dana may have meant well, worrying that on top of the invasion there may be a corona outbreak.

    les
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you read the the post on disinformation she's one of the russians spreading it.

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the weather is pretty nice where you are, Dana, bc it's not raining missiles! ffs

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Approximately 400,000 of the 620,000 soldiers who died during the US Civil War died from diseases, not wounds. Afghanistan had massive spikes in many communicable diseases including the reappearance of polio during the US occupation because the rural villages lost access to supplies. Dana is pointing out we could have a humanitarian crisis that dwarfs the relocation of refugees if the Ukraine suddenly has 50% of their remaining population all come down with COVID at the same time. Social distancing is impossible, there's no infrastructure to cope with it, and both the people and resources needed to treat the disease are unavailable.

    John Dilligaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dana 's post is a prime example of Russian distraction/deflection propaganda. Attempting to change the story away from "Russian Invasion" to "Ukrainian COVID"

    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I THINK she's pointing out they could be in even more trouble soon , imagine trying to keep covid patients alive while getting bombed ? not going to be nice if they survive putin but catch covid while doing so

    Cattress511
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dana sounds a bit trollish in her tone, but a covid outbreak could cripple their ability to defend themselves. They need massive shipments of quality N95 masks because vaccines take a couple weeks to work, if they even could get a massive distribution under these circumstances.

    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a good point. If Ukrainians start getting ill enough to be hospitalised there will be no hospitals for them. Also it's going to put an extra strain on countries which host them as refugees. It's actually a really big issue and Christina is a moron.

    Leigh Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fair enough. If you are dodging bullets and bombs, the last thing you need is to be laid up with Covid. Or worrying about how to get Covid ill people across a border. Covid is still a killer, and if you are dead, you are dead.

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    Call Me Mars
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm black and some of these white "allies" are too much, SMH. It's actually laughable.

    advice5cents
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white and this is such a cringe thing to do AND to say even if it wasn't a llie that it just ruined Rosanna Arquette for me.

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    Michael Payne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being anti racist is not preferring black or white race it is accepting all races

    Raphael Biock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: i need more attention

    Marina Rocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's hand on the inside is white

    ceraunophile
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I always use the yellow ones.

    JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are trying to make all emojis have all skin tones now bc people think yellow=white smh. Just make them all blue and call it a day lol.

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    Zoe Vokes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much virtue signalling. Why not just use a yellow hand and not make a statement? She used “I” and “me” five times.

    Mymy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the movie Get Out

    ohjojo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't mean always always she means always as in the always kind of always

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    “The most important thing is usually an element of surprise. Good comedy writers use misdirection as well as a magician does. We think we see you going to one place and you go somewhere unexpected. Audiences love a twist,” Abigail said, saying that true crime podcasts are a great example.

    According to her, leaving a comment and letting out a laugh or two allow us to better bond with other people. “Comedy is the most fun thing humans can share (besides pizza),” she said. “The pandemic has forced a lot of comedy experiences online. It hurt live comedy a lot, but new spaces have thrived online because people need to connect and laugh. The upside is you can find ways to be funny at home in your PJs.”

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand why Butterfinger still exists. I have never met anyone in my life who eats them.

    hi myself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy’s is and always will be my favorite twitter account.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only for people with good dental insurance (if any)

    Hadesdaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ill eat them and enjoy them if its like the last thing left but otherwise nah

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask Wendy's about a Dutch snackbar.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Ok maybe I do that too ;-;

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom loves Butterfingers, but I hate them- so I used to give her all the ones I was given at Halloween. My dad got all my Snickers

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    the child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you discord. now if bored panda could just.... loosen their grip a little..........

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumped in the pool to drown my sorrows , but there’s no water…

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graphics are good but it's P2W and no respawns.

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgive my ignorance I'm in the older crowd. What is discord?

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    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didnt Technoblade stream spiderman on twich for two weeks straight?

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    Tavi-The-Taboo (He-They)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a little girl have a better cosplay than I'll ever have of Spider-Man- she IS adorable though!

    Madeleine Flowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little girl is so cute! I'd watch that as well!

    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH I have never in my life paid to watch any movie😑

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wait until it appears on tv you can see it for free.

    Sam Tiller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yaaaa! YGG! Imagine tons of people being crowded into a room with a big tv to watch dudes in spandex. Gotta love us!

    YHZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but you don't have to go to every Spiderman film; he's saying he would choose to go and pay to see it.

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    the child
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it cutting off something? i dont get the joke edit: ty for the replies :)

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube’s dislike button doesn’t do anything anymore

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    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love not knowing whether a video is good or not /s

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook also needs one. (Keep the FB hate to yourself, please, I know it has its problems.)

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs debunking. Seriously. Screenshot from my screen watching youtube RIGHT NOW. dfq-624a12...5d490a.png dfq-624a1295d490a.png

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't really have it anymore though

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    If you want to improve at writing clever and funny comments online, you need to practice. “Comedy is a skill,” Abigail told us. “The more you write, the better you usually get.” But it’s important “not to get too precious about your work. Notice which clever comments you are writing get lots of likes or replies, and see if you can dissect why that comment is working.”

    “If something isn’t working, don’t worry too much about why. A lot of good writing is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.” She advised you to focus on what works and try to replicate your own formula. “Also — edit. Are there any words you can take out, but the comment is still really funny? Then do. The more concise you are, the better it is for your reader.”

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically, it's true, she's not free to go round for exemple :p

    Brafne Heiwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky for the Queen she's immortal so she has plenty of time to travel the world.

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be frustrating when people look at you like you can do anything when in truth, you are limited to advising your gouvernment.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's surrounded by all her retainers and can''t move a space without everyone else getting out of her way. She only becomes powerful if she's willing to sacrifice some pawns and trust her retainers to invade foreign lands in the "Crown's Name". Regardless, almost all of her time is spent trying to defend her useless family (the king).

    LONECOOLMAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHE IS THE QUEEN, SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE F'ING WANTS!

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this from when she was sick with covid? Does it mean she was bedridden?

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is, but no, she wasn't bedridden - she was quarantined & had to stay in her private apartment.

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    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Queen Elizabeth can't move at all- she's been dead for ~419 years. That's Queen Elizabeth II

    Freder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She put prisoners in with regular English criminals that would beat and fight them. She backed paramilitary groups that murdered unarmed citizens. She should be tried for crimes against humanity!!!

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    Nathaniel Nganga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn would you like an aspirin i hear they are a really good pain releif

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    Peppy Piplup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrating weight loss is what??? Why would a person trying to become healthier be a bad thing?!

    Adriana Loborec
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some (many?) people like to blame others whenever they feel even slightly uncomfortable.

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    Damitria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the last year and a half I have lost 78lbs and am on my way to losing more. Call it whatever you like, my Dr calls it trying not to die early.

    Richard Brady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fatophobia? WTH. Congrats on your weight loss, dude.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrating life is necrophobic. Celebrating health is ableism. Celebrating your heritage is xenophibic... Long story short : there are always people who will complain about everything, don't take them too seriously.

    Little Wonder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely unrelated, but I thought he was wearing an orange t-shirt, not a singlet, and was very confused about his new body shape.

    MsLou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep seeing this VENO guy all over bored Panda...it must be exhausting being so miserable

    Chris D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Veno dude shows up a lot with really stupid things to say.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HOPE he's making a satirical comment on how so many words these days are misused but...wait...am I so dumbfounded by the stupidity that I'm reaching on his behalf?

    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid you are my friend, but then again I think you already knew that :)

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    Damon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That second tweet didn’t ratio the first. It’s just a bad tweet.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done brain surgery on lab animals and none of them died. These monkey deaths mean there is something seriously wrong with their protocol.

    advice5cents
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    3 years ago

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...Lord Edge is doing monkey brain implants now? What dystopian nightmare did I wake up in today?

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually those monkeys died because Musk don't bother to use any professional like brain surgeon for the implant, so their brain has been infected and then died. This show neglect in astronomical level

    Efia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why always animals? There are enough idiots on this planet who would take this chip instantly

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... So sticking stuff in innocent animals' brain is not good for their health? /s

    Memere
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, this reminds me of the guy here in my hometown who died very recently while driving his Tesla. The car just quit on the interstate & stopped in the road. Two other drivers couldn't avoid it & hit it. Props to Musk for helping Ukraine, but his cars are total crap. And irresponsibly experimenting on monkeys, or any animal for that matter, is criminal.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew this is so sad, horrific inhumane and disgusting. I don't eat meat nor wear leather so no need to try and call me a hypocrite.

    C W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They suffered…..HARD

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    writing and jumping is the same ? :)

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take his advice under consideration, make a reasoned analysis, then go heat up some leftover lasagna.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should have replied with yes, yes I would

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might...I mean, that cat was one of my childhood heros!!

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bad one and should be downvoted

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LASAGNA! I wouldn't jump off a bridge, but come on... LASAGNA!!!

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all about the benjamins baby….

    Kevin Warner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk, the Vaporware KING!!! All Hail the things he talks about making!!!

    Richard Brady
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    3 years ago

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    Elon doesn't date prostitutes, pouty. Try Charlie Sheen...

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    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are punctuating for Twitter. Try reading the tweet with the different ending punctuations.

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    the child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being twitter itself and getting ratioed big time

    Ethan Lang
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mate.. you’re on a post about people getting ratio’d

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    Brier Random
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the social media platform Twitter, a ratio, or getting ratioed, is when replies to a tweet vastly outnumber likes or retweets. This means people are objecting to the tweet and considering its content bad.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arkunir became "famous" for it

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The punctuation made more sense than the tweet. How is ratio...ing? even a verb?

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    juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's between ZweebKid's two tweets?

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    chordioid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least the astrology daughter won't spend millions of dollars on monkey pictures

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of these people need to be culled from the herd.

    Queen Jackson.
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    3 years ago

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    Is this referencing gay son thot daughter YouTube?

    BigFootToo
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    3 years ago

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    Hey millennials, do not have children please. A, this planet is over populated. And B, you can't even care for yourselves.

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey whatever generation you are, please stay out of our lives. It's our choice and thanks to the older generations giving us mental health issues we'll probably at least be capable of realizing we couldn't care for a child.

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    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of those three make any sense. Is lele pons a name?

    CJ Slays🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so am i the only one that thinks lele pons is funny sometimes?

    Cookies3687
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to watch her videos, younger me used to find them funny

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't know, but my first guess would be...a lot." -Nicholas Cage in "Con Air"

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    Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seriously escalated quickly

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth makes him think there are no women in construction or the trades?

    Scarlett Storm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate Mondays too but I still work who says she doesn't work too... What an a*****e

    Brafne Heiwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's the elusive Monday loving morning person.

    Julian McCallum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I am getting from this post is; "FEDDY"!!!!

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone tell this guy about the girl who didn't like Mondays. It's probably not a good idea to provoke her.

    panic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the feddy profile picture

    Dan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just said happy monday

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    Eppe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I generally apreciate irony, but am at a loss understanding this, please explain

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have put continuous diarrhoea so that you leave a sticky brown vapour trail as you fly that drifts down to the crowds below as you pass

    lunar eclipse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explosive diarrhoea accompanied with uncontrolled bowel movements

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    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t gotten most of these for some reason I keep reading them ! Twitter is such a strange place !

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    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this is way over my head! Literally every one of these! Lol

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was so special about their man?

    Carrie Laughs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever downvoted you clearly missed the joke.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing his grandma's man?

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    Duck Master
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You play a game while driving?

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When using driverless mode I hope! Though still supposed to be paying full attention to the road in case of needing to take over.

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    Jojo's Terrible Aesthetics
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok what is this 'ratio' that they are talking about in all these posts?

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cosmic Horror, least of all you. and give me one of that croissant !!!! :)

    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That croissant sounds so good though

    Alice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think croissant deserve respect. And puting anything but butter in them is a great baking offense ^^. I mean you have all the rights to make mango pastries but it is not croissants. Like tiramisu that are not coffee based, it might be good but please don't call it that because this is not the recipe.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of want to try those.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a bitter English.

    Richard Brady
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    3 years ago

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    The French run so fast from conflict that it's surprising they dont medal more often in the Olympics.

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    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Russia didn't stick the landing. You know, from when Ukraine deafeted them... ( I really wish I could see the future so I could know of a certainty this is true. It better be.)

    Cheeky chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello from the future 👋 8 months on, getting a little bit squeaky bum time cos it's really not going the way pootin thought it would and he is getting pi$$ed off

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a definite, I’m an old woman, I didn’t understand anything :D

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a pfp is a profile pic. But I have no idea what nft is

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    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand a single thing

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