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Sometimes words don’t come out from our mouths as we intended them to sound. We may stutter or just struggle to say a phrase correctly to the point that nobody can understand what we are trying to say. Such brain farts are often compared to strokes in internet slang. 

Actually, there is a whole subreddit dedicated to such language mishaps that are recorded in written text and it is called ihadastroke. Its description says “typos so bad you would thnk ye havin an stroke” and Bored Panda collected the best posts in the subreddit that reflect the description the most accurately. 

More info: Reddit

#1

Is This A Group Satire Group Real?

Is This A Group Satire Group Real?

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Flare
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And my brain just crashed.

Al Cook
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That literally made me go cross eyed!

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Ryan Deschanel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bring the Rosetta Stone, guys... We gonna need it for a while.

Steve Fischer
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone knows that the answer is 42

Don't Look
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally just laughed so hard it hurt.

GoddessOdd
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. This satire group group is a group satire group, is not is a satire group group.

Randy Klefbeck
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is almost a written version of stuttering.

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The subreddit was created not that long ago in comparison to other bigger ones out there–in 2018. It now has 878k members that are called ‘storks’ and at any given moment there are a few hundred people who have “Lsot therir Spine”, i.e. who are reading the subreddit.

In the rules and guidelines you can find what inspired the creation of the subreddit and it is this video of a boy struggling to form a sentence to transmit the idea he had in his mind. It is also said that “this sub is to post images of text where a person stopped making sense in the conversation.”

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    #2

    Not The Kinda Stroke They're Hoping For

    Not The Kinda Stroke They're Hoping For

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    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are puppies. Puppies are amazing. Hence, this person seems to be of the good sort.

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor guy’s train of thought derailed.

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having some trouble there, bud?

    Ell Torn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another series of posts stolen straight from reddit with no credit to the OP. Fumbling the joke WAS the pickup line/ icebreaker.

    monkeydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not from an academic journal - it's from Reddit. Citation really doesn't apply here.

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    #3

    Dear Dire

    Dear Dire

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    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, intelligence at its finest.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he was just nine. Its okay to don't know maaany things in this age.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What concerns me most is thinking 4th of July is a new year. That's on parents and school. Spellings can be hard, I know so I can't be harsh there.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid logic: fireworks means it's the start of a new year

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    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so accurately 9 years old though?

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was summer and like the brains of most kids, it temporarily forgot what it had learned.

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    Outlawzen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two brain cells fighting for 3rd place be like

    matilda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha it makes me laugh! Pure gold 🤣🤣

    YouDid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fireworks must mean there's a new year!

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, a 9-year-old writes like that?

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    #4

    Toblerone.

    Toblerone.

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    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tastes good whatever you call it.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fantastic. *goes to Toerblobe website*

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had a TBBLOBNOERN 🤔 I wonder what it tastes like. 🤣

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A M A Z I N G - but take care of your teeth or you might crack them on it lol

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on with that thumb? lol

    cookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me trying to spell neccessaery

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see he forgot to customize it and left the original name with correct spelling on. Doofus, probably paid extra. lol

    4848532
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A TBBLOBNOERN by any other name is still a TBBLOBNOERN!

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    The subreddit is not meant to make fun of real strokes in any way. It is explained that “In the context of this sub, 'stroke' is meant to be a play on words as someone has failed with their keystrokes.” The creators are serious about this and anything that has to do other than with language mistakes is removed. 

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    The moderators also try to sift through all the posts and make sure they are not fake and not done purposefully to just post to the subreddit so the photos that are posted would be even more hilarious knowing they are not staged.

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    #5

    Got Cake

    Got Cake

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    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to our education system.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the dad of the nine year old with the diary.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stele for $25

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The GOP homeschoolers were working the bakery that weekend.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who let Charlie decorate the cake?

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    #6

    Poor Alan

    Poor Alan

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    ephemeral_mochi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to wear all these misspelled shirts purely for the meme

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re not actually misspelled, but they are definitely committing grammar suicide

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no need to scream... in space, no one can hear you scream in space!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a shirt for an Alan Partridge fan!

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alien in Subnautica Below Zero is called Alan..

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the "A L A N" shirt they sent you!

    VulcansAreSexy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wear the hell out of that shirt

    Julie Armstrong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are deliberate https://www.boredpanda.com/misquoted-wrong-quotes-tshirt-slightlywrong/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

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    #7

    Took Me A Second

    Took Me A Second

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite was Donaphael, with Raphelangelo being a close second. NEETLE TEETLES!

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do not forget the importance of Mister Splanter!

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all so hilarious I’m laughing so much I’m crying!

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one put me over the edge.

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like something my dad would say

    cece
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too-tant mee-naje neet-le tee-t-ls

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem.🤷🏾‍♀️

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    #8

    My Fav T-Shirt!

    My Fav T-Shirt!

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've once seen a shirt that said Bobston instead of Boston

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be an excellent shirt if you were Robert from Boston

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    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn, i've always wanted to visit Cpae Cdod in Msaeachubaets.

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, are there meant to be eleven stars or another mistake

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only real Massholes like me, who live in Maasaschusetsts can spell Masaacchussets correctly.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously they attended Hvarad

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    Ihadastroke became popular very quickly. After a year, it had 200k members already, and a year later, that number grew to 600k. Now it sits with almost 900k storks, so one million is not that far off. 

    If you think about it for too long, it will puzzle you more and more why conversations that don’t make sense make people laugh so much and make them join the community. But it’s truly because messing up simple things evokes genuine amusement so such a unique subreddit was bound to be noticed quickly.

    #9

    This Gave Me A Stroke

    This Gave Me A Stroke

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    Lucas Skrobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeyennnyes nes yo nos yeso yyyessnonnonsyeooyneooynsysyyenyeoyonyooyeyoe

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, i'm ashamed to admit it, i'm no!

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct answer: both (I'm Schroeder's cat)

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    #10

    Aaaaaaa

    Aaaaaaa

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So here I turn left?" "Right!" "You mean, Turn Right, or you mean That's Right, turn left here?" "Riiight" "Errr... "

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I think this is by the same bloke that wrote Keer Cleap on the road.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 538 and they still haven't figured out why there are so many accidents in this intersection.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want ro see this sign in public. Imagine having your driving test and getting to this sign….

    TFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't be Laughing so hard at this but I am

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently literally had Siri tell me to "keep right to stay in the left lane!"

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    #11

    Just Incase You Were Curious How Granny Smith Apples Got Their Name.

    Just Incase You Were Curious How Granny Smith Apples Got Their Name.

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people apparently just have a stroke mid post, yet keep going!

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, most people it seems don't need the use of their brain to talk and write...

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    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they turn into a werewolf mid sentence i can just picture them snarling trying to speak and trying to type with paws 🤣🤣🤣

    Bully
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, and I'm assuming that from now on!

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    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    turns out granny smith died from a stroke just then.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got as far as "granny smith is named after" and then, with some googling, added "Maria Ann Smith". After that, I have to think their hands got moved onto the wrong place on the keyboard or something (I'm a fan of Goth mouse's werewolf theory)... maybe a person could puzzle out a perfectly typed sentence from such a mistake, but given that this was barely literate to begin with, I'm going to give up there. :P

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote to you for really trying to think it through!

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    Karen Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL LOL!😂 I am dying laughing here. Whale snert! That's the best thing I've read today!

    Laila
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We even got some morse code... .. .. ..... ... . ..

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    Even though people on the internet often compare these typos or sentences that just don't make sense to a stroke just to joke around, it actually happens. Doctors say that it is an early sign of a stroke and it is often called ‘dystexia.’

    Language impairment in general can be a sign of a stroke, but now it can be seen not only in speech, but in text too as the part of the brain responsible for language doesn’t get enough blood. That is why talking or writing gibberish is associated with a stroke.

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    #12

    N U G G E T

    N U G G E T

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    Carlota
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nugget is overwhelmed, protect Nugget

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing too badly wrong with this... once you have seen the comma! ;-)

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when overwhelmed, I NEED nugget!

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been laughing at this for like 10 minutes and it's still funny 🤣

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it's 'due to overwhelming' it's not their fault!

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bad news, considering nuggs not drugs

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    #13

    Its The Chrismas Month So Lets Recap To Our Favorite Vine

    Its The Chrismas Month So Lets Recap To Our Favorite Vine

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merry crisis? Fits these years

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't even get it right in the title! LOL

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Krinsmuss... Like, another Krampus?

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanted to find it on youtube

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what happens when you *stretch out* the holiday?

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    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't nothing merry about a Chrysler.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was easily one of my favorite things

    Katharin Blackerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you saying merry crisis that basically means I hope you have a good crisis

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    #14

    Hm... Good Advice

    Hm... Good Advice

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's at times like this that the phrase 'A picture speaks a thousand words' really comes into its own.

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the poster spoke a thousand words, they just happened to be random, and mostly the same ones over and over.

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    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sentence was leafing me a little confused.

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I carrot beleaf that guy is for real

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think what he's trying to say is that if you trim the pubes, it'll look bigger.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that as an ESL person I understood exactly what he was trying to say?

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never a truer word salad was ever tossed.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me trying to speak German after 6 years living in Germany. Specially if I'm speaking about a important topic and not everyday bla bla with a friend.

    Tres D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say teachers deserve more pay. Sadly enough this is how more than half of graduating inner city kids talk.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a single word misspelled and my brain is still evaporated!

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    What do you think of this list? Do you find these kinds of conversations or texts and signs funny? Share your reactions in the comments and upvote the submissions that made you laugh the most. Also, if you have any relevant photos to share, we would love to see them! 

    #15

    Jesus

    Jesus

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal people: Honk if u love Jesus, Jesus saves, Honk if u love Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Me: Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, love love, Jesus Jesus, Jesus Jesus, Jesus.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re going to need Jesus if they keep driving around with all that stuff on the windows.

    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that even legal? Can you obstruct your back window like that?

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    Willem Hunse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honk Jesus honk if u saves if u love love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

    malenchki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I'll just decipher this real quick it says honk if you love jesus on both sides then it says a bunch of jesuses... I'm gonna take a guess and say they like jesus

    Suz66
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when he cuts me off, I might just say Jesus...just kidding that's a lot of Jesus'

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    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this person was fishing for prayers then he/she deserves them. Let's have a moment of silence for this post.

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says 'honk if u love jesus, jesus saves, honk if u love jesus'........d fact that i understood what is written troubles me///

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    #16

    Ummmm... Okay???

    Ummmm... Okay???

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cops then arrested the person who tweeted this for making people have a stroke when they tried to read it

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have arrested the entire school system responsible for this damage.

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghostbusters!! Sorry, I stopped at "Who are you gonna call?"

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, I got the theme song stuck in my head as soon as I started reading it

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    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of how they were having a stroke while writing and not calling 911 while telling others to.

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But can't are gonna do" Your parents should be proud.

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    #17

    How When Me The What Is You

    How When Me The What Is You

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    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sentence reflects the car

    Happy Daihatsu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car is a mitahsubsahsshihsi ohatlanedr sprt

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Escher, you did it again!

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mitsubishi Howwhenme Thewhatisyou - a car for people who can't decide if they're coming or going.

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm a little bit in love with this picture. this may be the only car i'd ever want to own

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something that should be in National Lampoons Vacation.

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What.. what? This.. this car is physically impossible.

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody had fun with Photoshop!

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    #18

    Waffles??

    Waffles??

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first i thought he tried to spell waifu instead we wanted a waffle

    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god wait until someone reads this and makes waffle-chan

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first guess was walrus! Then I wandered off on thoughts of Lego...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mustn't spill it at all. You need to be careful about what you are doing.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walfools should be the name of the account that showcases dumb people at Wal-Mart.

    Kate Wooding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the glee reference!!! yay! laggo. my. eggo.

    teal&pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me when I'm exhausted, the perks of dyslexia XD

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    #19

    Wot

    Wot

    karthikher Report

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't specify which language

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how old are these students? It's ok if they are pre-k, or maybe they are non-native speakers trying to spell this crazy language?

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not native English speakers

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gave me an eixszmial chrysler.

    Marvin HoG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I say it when attempting to squeeze through crowds is closest to exyoume

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ex + you + me makes some kind of sense to me

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    #20

    Discord Said It Best

    Discord Said It Best

    MidStick Report

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dowbea sounds like a great character name

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the sound you make when Agent Smith converts you into a copy.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry guys, I was Agent Smith'd for a minute there

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta keep your cat off the keyboard.

    matilda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my texting 😂

    Lucas Skrobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This when funny hey you how you eating ok gtan

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not hazzle with discord, it might dowbea you!

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the problem, Discord people. 😅😂

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get over it. You're the only one who seems to be having trouble with this. We discords are in total harmony.

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should see the crazy things my Alexia adds to my shopping list.....

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    #21

    Um?

    Um?

    mmay_a Report

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE WORE A TOOTH FROM WHAT? I HATE SUSPENCE

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These words are actually the song lyrics nobody could understand in Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure but then China would basically cease to exit. I found this stuff all over HK and southern China---actually, Beijing too.

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    internet person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    made in Japan? lol i'm from japan and they have the craziest shirts lol

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes please get me out of here before my last brain cells explode

    RedFox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this like the song “there once was a ship that out to sea the name of the ship was the bully of tea”

    Midge biscuit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually how all of us in Australia talk. We just get everyone so drunk that they don't notice that we can't speak in coherent sentences.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the proper medical term was "word salad" :P

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    #22

    Wanna Roast Maeshmolowa's?

    Wanna Roast Maeshmolowa's?

    TheMajesticDeer Report

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? doesn't everybody call them Maeshmolowas?

    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy, i sure do love putting maeshmolowas on sictkiks and rostatositing them over a friiireeere

    Purple Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the maeshmolowas taste better with gharmnam cakres and cohcochlate as a smmroe

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    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blend mushrooms and marshmellows and you might be close.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are great for s'noares.

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm i love me some Maeshmolowas

    Drancats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have to think about how it's spelled. Now, I know. I think. Maebee

    Lindsay Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maeshmonlowa's FIFY theys lefted oot the N

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    #23

    I Dunno Can You??

    I Dunno Can You??

    baintheremarriedthat Report

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the answer is no.

    Suz66
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cocaine is a hell've drug!

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, men, explain that one! I dare ya!

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely not. Not ever. That would be crazy.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part of that “message” is WHO SHE IS DID NOT THAT HER SHE AND WHEN SHE THEM IS

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still wondering if "why men" at the end is an attempt at "women", and if I can make a finite number of similar substitutions to make it all fit into an actual question.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Build your own sentence out of the pile of words.

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sincere thinking emoji at the end

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    #24

    Preschooler Had A Stromk

    Preschooler Had A Stromk

    JonathanMichael7 Report

    Shay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You relied heavily on phonetics, and that in no way made you dumb! My youngest was the same way for a while, and she had a difficult time pronouncing her R's. Some of her writings and spelling quizzes were interesting, to say the least.

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost the complete opposite of my daughter. She can read the words but cannot sound out the steps and her phonetics leaves a lot to be desired.

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    Maryanna Baldridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were writing that in Preschool then you were advance for your age. This is called inventive spelling. You used your knowledge of letter sounds to write the word you heard. I am a Reading Intervention Specialist and this is very good for a 4 year old!

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's school calls it kid writing, but yeah, same idea. He's 6.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems they had a vowel movement and flushed most of them down the pan!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a preschooler this is fine. Make mistakes, correct them, get them right next time.

    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What shape is butter? That's right; a Ritigo.

    G.M.R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These actually make perfect sense in context

    Steve Ramaekers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually very bright for PK - from a school psych here

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    #25

    Yeah This Is Big Brain Time.

    Yeah This Is Big Brain Time.

    TheActualKyle4567 Report

    David Struve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least with this one I CAN actually decipher it. Took me a second or two though. It's intended to read as "If you stay, stay 4ever. If you go, do it today". Course they could have just said it as "Don't waste my time" and have the same end result, just perhaps a tad easier to read. But hey-ho, they tried.

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    IAmNotAWoman,I'mAHalseyFan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says if you stay, stay forever, if you go, do it today (I think)

    Reynard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Steven Wright joke: I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I stay go there will be trouble, if I stay do it there will be double

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you gotta let me know - do I stay go, or stay go?

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    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me helping my kids during Remote Learning thx 2 the Pandemic. 😵

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is part of that done with invisible ink or did the tattoo artist have a stroke while doing it?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to hear the dialog in the tattooist's head while inking this.

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the moral is: Wash your elbows

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    #26

    The Person Who Made This Label Had A Stroke From Smoking

    The Person Who Made This Label Had A Stroke From Smoking

    Clusterferno Report

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I don't smoke. I don't want to have a stronke.

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How people having a stroke say stroke

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stronke* sounds so horrible, I immediately stop smoking. they should use that more often.

    Lindsay Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It lease it's organic. It made wit a Hamm and

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    #27

    Bow Down To The Lord Himself

    Bow Down To The Lord Himself

    LordRaisinBran Report

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a young kid. This will only surprise you if you never heard a story from a young child. Usually there are more "um".

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this actually makes sense. Just read it vertically.

    Christoph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw I love that kid and that meme!

    ephemeral_mochi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a dreams that he um he had he'd he could he he'd wants he he could do he want he wanted do he want he wanted do him so bad he could do anything and no one else did

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww my brain trying to process so much information!!!

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    #28

    Got This Youtube Ad About A Year Ago. I Still Wonder To This Day How This Came To Be

    Got This Youtube Ad About A Year Ago. I Still Wonder To This Day How This Came To Be

    LosBraydos Report

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes the famous Pihone 6

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly to get round the Apple trademark police.

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    Suz66
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I had the iPhone 6, didn't try to bend it, those phones are too expensive to bend. I wonder if AppleCare covered it. I bet it would.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    It would have to if that’s really what they’re promoting...right?

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    #29

    What

    What

    szxphy Report

    malenchki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo you have a virus that's trying to stop you from warning people about a virus that you have

    Corgimations
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probab-YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED PLEASE CALL WINDOWS SUPPORT ⚠️⚠️

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    Koda Bear She/He/They
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stranger stranger stranger stranger😂

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person has performed an illegal action and must be shut down.

    Charlotte Carpenter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the virus is virus contacts personal?! ogm! get you should help virus stranger personal issue.

    Lindsay Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the afternoon off. Then come in tomorrow when you aren't high and clean out your desk and crayons .

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone is hurt! Warn all your friends and tell everybody, warn all your friends and tell everybody, VIRUS ALERT!

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    #30

    I Will Make My Water Drink Whatever I Want It To

    I Will Make My Water Drink Whatever I Want It To

    Yuri_Nikiforov Report

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't never was that into you.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't never wasn't that onto you.... geeze. lol

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    Julie Armstrong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind water,donkey is an ass anyway

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the water is still thirsty for a drink of donkey? 🐴

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like someone was crying when they wrote this

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand the emojis!

    Axel Baer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead ... (Stan Laurel)

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    #31

    When God Did What Now?

    When God Did What Now?

    quebecformallplaces Report

    Sana ne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling Cthulhu

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these strange shirts in the discount fashion shops with the random words/characters on them.

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thoroughly agree with this statement

    cookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's grammatically correct, it's just that Shakespeare wrote it

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In God we wsust. Don't believe me just sherngshu. 😌

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "shengshu" is a special religious practice, somehow between shiatsu and feng shui

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    #32

    Scohol

    Scohol

    xeenamos Report

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we might have had a little scohol on our shift.

    Suz66
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My relative owned a company that made metal nameplates: things like people's names on business doors. They erroneously wrote on that said "No Smoknig". It was on a wall at Aerojet for two years before it was discovered. Kinda concerning since it's an American rocket and missile propulsion manufacturer. Actual Rocket Scientists missed it.

    Baaaaa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's proven that if the first and last letter are correct then we can still raed it and are brians don't see it as wrong unless we stop and reread.

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    Lynne Harbison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A work, I once addressed a letter to a German Shitting Company. The Shipping Company was not amused. I don't know why??

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American public education at its finest.

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful— scohol zone. Be slow!

    Emma Rodrigues
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the person who wrote this needs to go to scohol

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn it all! For 18 years I went to scohol, when all that time I should have been going to school! Why wasn't I told? 😒

    Lindsay Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey he's in the onion he pays his doos.

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    #33

    Whaaaaaa...

    Whaaaaaa...

    StormyNight17 Report

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crappy simulation of a migration word cloud from the Australian National University.

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well how is it meant to be read?

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the small "who?" as if there's another person in the background saying it,emphasising the question that no one has the answer to because they don't know the question.

    Billy Haake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "who comes to this country decides who comes who"...??? Almost made sense.

    Dying Inside Rachel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I can make out is: who comes to this country decides who comes who

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    #34

    Rocket Peugeot

    Rocket Peugeot

    B-oT-w-GoD Report

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the 1997 winner of the Darwin Awards playing Rocket Peugeot?

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, no. Not until you learn how to spell it

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, this could be an auto-correct fail.

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    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tf do u mess the 1st one up that bad?

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least he got it right with the last try ;)

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musta been the cat tha' wrote dis.

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    toe pics? what kind of perversion is that?

    AccioQueenFans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about their username.....

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    #35

    I Had A Stroke Trying To Decipher This Redneck Code

    I Had A Stroke Trying To Decipher This Redneck Code

    DustyMagoo1 Report

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More logical than the rest of the posts-read each line all the way across.

    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meaning is more illogical than the others tho, so it balances out

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda funny how the people who refuse masks and vaccines because they are "not afraid" are also the ones that can't go anywhere without a gun.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also they’re not afraid of covid but they’re afraid of vaccines.

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    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's takes a special sort to be this stupid.

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. The Afriad. I read that the same semester as The Odyssey.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a very punishing schedule...The Odyssey itself can be a slog, but if you’re doing it “Stay at home Brave the Afraid” style, you’ve really set yourself on a path...

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    Reynard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with right-wing nutjobs who put their opinions all over their cars in the USA?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It saves a lot of time when they put all the reasons you should avoid them right there on their tailgates and windows...

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    Kevin Hickey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's one group that's not welcome in my country, it's those stinking Afriads!!!

    Max Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land of the not land of the home of the not home of free stay at home brave the afraid

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