35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group
Sometimes words don’t come out from our mouths as we intended them to sound. We may stutter or just struggle to say a phrase correctly to the point that nobody can understand what we are trying to say. Such brain farts are often compared to strokes in internet slang.
Actually, there is a whole subreddit dedicated to such language mishaps that are recorded in written text and it is called ihadastroke. Its description says “typos so bad you would thnk ye havin an stroke” and Bored Panda collected the best posts in the subreddit that reflect the description the most accurately.
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Is This A Group Satire Group Real?
No. This satire group group is a group satire group, is not is a satire group group.
The subreddit was created not that long ago in comparison to other bigger ones out there–in 2018. It now has 878k members that are called ‘storks’ and at any given moment there are a few hundred people who have “Lsot therir Spine”, i.e. who are reading the subreddit.
In the rules and guidelines you can find what inspired the creation of the subreddit and it is this video of a boy struggling to form a sentence to transmit the idea he had in his mind. It is also said that “this sub is to post images of text where a person stopped making sense in the conversation.”
Not The Kinda Stroke They're Hoping For
So are puppies. Puppies are amazing. Hence, this person seems to be of the good sort.
Load More Replies...Another series of posts stolen straight from reddit with no credit to the OP. Fumbling the joke WAS the pickup line/ icebreaker.
It's not from an academic journal - it's from Reddit. Citation really doesn't apply here.
Load More Replies...Dear Dire
Nah, he was just nine. Its okay to don't know maaany things in this age.
Load More Replies...What concerns me most is thinking 4th of July is a new year. That's on parents and school. Spellings can be hard, I know so I can't be harsh there.
Kid logic: fireworks means it's the start of a new year
Load More Replies...It was summer and like the brains of most kids, it temporarily forgot what it had learned.
Load More Replies...Toblerone.
A M A Z I N G - but take care of your teeth or you might crack them on it lol
Load More Replies...I see he forgot to customize it and left the original name with correct spelling on. Doofus, probably paid extra. lol
The subreddit is not meant to make fun of real strokes in any way. It is explained that “In the context of this sub, 'stroke' is meant to be a play on words as someone has failed with their keystrokes.” The creators are serious about this and anything that has to do other than with language mistakes is removed.
The moderators also try to sift through all the posts and make sure they are not fake and not done purposefully to just post to the subreddit so the photos that are posted would be even more hilarious knowing they are not staged.
Got Cake
Poor Alan
They’re not actually misspelled, but they are definitely committing grammar suicide
Load More Replies...no need to scream... in space, no one can hear you scream in space!
Load More Replies...These are deliberate https://www.boredpanda.com/misquoted-wrong-quotes-tshirt-slightlywrong/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Took Me A Second
My favorite was Donaphael, with Raphelangelo being a close second. NEETLE TEETLES!
My Fav T-Shirt!
would be an excellent shirt if you were Robert from Boston
Load More Replies...Only real Massholes like me, who live in Maasaschusetsts can spell Masaacchussets correctly.
Ihadastroke became popular very quickly. After a year, it had 200k members already, and a year later, that number grew to 600k. Now it sits with almost 900k storks, so one million is not that far off.
If you think about it for too long, it will puzzle you more and more why conversations that don’t make sense make people laugh so much and make them join the community. But it’s truly because messing up simple things evokes genuine amusement so such a unique subreddit was bound to be noticed quickly.
This Gave Me A Stroke
Yeyennnyes nes yo nos yeso yyyessnonnonsyeooyneooynsysyyenyeoyonyooyeyoe
Aaaaaaa
"So here I turn left?" "Right!" "You mean, Turn Right, or you mean That's Right, turn left here?" "Riiight" "Errr... "
I don't want ro see this sign in public. Imagine having your driving test and getting to this sign….
what does it mean to right left? have your blinker signal right and turn ;left? or vise versa
Just Incase You Were Curious How Granny Smith Apples Got Their Name.
I mean, most people it seems don't need the use of their brain to talk and write...
Load More Replies...Did they turn into a werewolf mid sentence i can just picture them snarling trying to speak and trying to type with paws 🤣🤣🤣
I got as far as "granny smith is named after" and then, with some googling, added "Maria Ann Smith". After that, I have to think their hands got moved onto the wrong place on the keyboard or something (I'm a fan of Goth mouse's werewolf theory)... maybe a person could puzzle out a perfectly typed sentence from such a mistake, but given that this was barely literate to begin with, I'm going to give up there. :P
Upvote to you for really trying to think it through!
Load More Replies...Even though people on the internet often compare these typos or sentences that just don't make sense to a stroke just to joke around, it actually happens. Doctors say that it is an early sign of a stroke and it is often called ‘dystexia.’
Language impairment in general can be a sign of a stroke, but now it can be seen not only in speech, but in text too as the part of the brain responsible for language doesn’t get enough blood. That is why talking or writing gibberish is associated with a stroke.
N U G G E T
He is now working at KFC Argentina. Nugget-naz...1d7ca4.jpg
I've been laughing at this for like 10 minutes and it's still funny 🤣
Its The Chrismas Month So Lets Recap To Our Favorite Vine
Is that what happens when you *stretch out* the holiday?
Load More Replies...Why are you saying merry crisis that basically means I hope you have a good crisis
Hm... Good Advice
It's at times like this that the phrase 'A picture speaks a thousand words' really comes into its own.
Well the poster spoke a thousand words, they just happened to be random, and mostly the same ones over and over.
Load More Replies...Me too. I carrot beleaf that guy is for real
Load More Replies...i think what he's trying to say is that if you trim the pubes, it'll look bigger.
Is it bad that as an ESL person I understood exactly what he was trying to say?
This is me trying to speak German after 6 years living in Germany. Specially if I'm speaking about a important topic and not everyday bla bla with a friend.
What do you think of this list? Do you find these kinds of conversations or texts and signs funny? Share your reactions in the comments and upvote the submissions that made you laugh the most. Also, if you have any relevant photos to share, we would love to see them!
Jesus
Normal people: Honk if u love Jesus, Jesus saves, Honk if u love Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Me: Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, love love, Jesus Jesus, Jesus Jesus, Jesus.
They’re going to need Jesus if they keep driving around with all that stuff on the windows.
Is that even legal? Can you obstruct your back window like that?
Load More Replies...Honk Jesus honk if u saves if u love love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus
Sorry I'll just decipher this real quick it says honk if you love jesus on both sides then it says a bunch of jesuses... I'm gonna take a guess and say they like jesus
But when he cuts me off, I might just say Jesus...just kidding that's a lot of Jesus'
Load More Replies...If this person was fishing for prayers then he/she deserves them. Let's have a moment of silence for this post.
it says 'honk if u love jesus, jesus saves, honk if u love jesus'........d fact that i understood what is written troubles me///
Ummmm... Okay???
the cops then arrested the person who tweeted this for making people have a stroke when they tried to read it
Should have arrested the entire school system responsible for this damage.
Load More Replies...I know, I got the theme song stuck in my head as soon as I started reading it
Load More Replies...The irony of how they were having a stroke while writing and not calling 911 while telling others to.
How When Me The What Is You
The car is a mitahsubsahsshihsi ohatlanedr sprt
Load More Replies...The Mitsubishi Howwhenme Thewhatisyou - a car for people who can't decide if they're coming or going.
i'm a little bit in love with this picture. this may be the only car i'd ever want to own
Waffles??
at first i thought he tried to spell waifu instead we wanted a waffle
oh god wait until someone reads this and makes waffle-chan
Load More Replies...You mustn't spill it at all. You need to be careful about what you are doing.
Walfools should be the name of the account that showcases dumb people at Wal-Mart.
Wot
But how old are these students? It's ok if they are pre-k, or maybe they are non-native speakers trying to spell this crazy language?
The way I say it when attempting to squeeze through crowds is closest to exyoume
Discord Said It Best
you should see the crazy things my Alexia adds to my shopping list.....
Um?
Shark tooth maybe those are pretty popular
Load More Replies...These words are actually the song lyrics nobody could understand in Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit".
Sure but then China would basically cease to exit. I found this stuff all over HK and southern China---actually, Beijing too.
Load More Replies...made in Japan? lol i'm from japan and they have the craziest shirts lol
Yes please get me out of here before my last brain cells explode
This is actually how all of us in Australia talk. We just get everyone so drunk that they don't notice that we can't speak in coherent sentences.
Wanna Roast Maeshmolowa's?
oh boy, i sure do love putting maeshmolowas on sictkiks and rostatositing them over a friiireeere
i think the maeshmolowas taste better with gharmnam cakres and cohcochlate as a smmroe
Load More Replies...I Dunno Can You??
My favorite part of that “message” is WHO SHE IS DID NOT THAT HER SHE AND WHEN SHE THEM IS
I'm still wondering if "why men" at the end is an attempt at "women", and if I can make a finite number of similar substitutions to make it all fit into an actual question.
Load More Replies...Preschooler Had A Stromk
You relied heavily on phonetics, and that in no way made you dumb! My youngest was the same way for a while, and she had a difficult time pronouncing her R's. Some of her writings and spelling quizzes were interesting, to say the least.
Almost the complete opposite of my daughter. She can read the words but cannot sound out the steps and her phonetics leaves a lot to be desired.
Load More Replies...If you were writing that in Preschool then you were advance for your age. This is called inventive spelling. You used your knowledge of letter sounds to write the word you heard. I am a Reading Intervention Specialist and this is very good for a 4 year old!
My son's school calls it kid writing, but yeah, same idea. He's 6.
Load More Replies...Seems they had a vowel movement and flushed most of them down the pan!
For a preschooler this is fine. Make mistakes, correct them, get them right next time.
Yeah This Is Big Brain Time.
At least with this one I CAN actually decipher it. Took me a second or two though. It's intended to read as "If you stay, stay 4ever. If you go, do it today". Course they could have just said it as "Don't waste my time" and have the same end result, just perhaps a tad easier to read. But hey-ho, they tried.
Load More Replies...It says if you stay, stay forever, if you go, do it today (I think)
If I stay go there will be trouble, if I stay do it there will be double
So you gotta let me know - do I stay go, or stay go?
Load More Replies...I'd love to hear the dialog in the tattooist's head while inking this.
The Person Who Made This Label Had A Stroke From Smoking
*stronke* sounds so horrible, I immediately stop smoking. they should use that more often.
Bow Down To The Lord Himself
It's a young kid. This will only surprise you if you never heard a story from a young child. Usually there are more "um".
He had a dreams that he um he had he'd he could he he'd wants he he could do he want he wanted do he want he wanted do him so bad he could do anything and no one else did
Load More Replies...Got This Youtube Ad About A Year Ago. I Still Wonder To This Day How This Came To Be
Yep, I had the iPhone 6, didn't try to bend it, those phones are too expensive to bend. I wonder if AppleCare covered it. I bet it would.
What
Soooooo you have a virus that's trying to stop you from warning people about a virus that you have
probab-YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED PLEASE CALL WINDOWS SUPPORT ⚠️⚠️
Load More Replies...the virus is virus contacts personal?! ogm! get you should help virus stranger personal issue.
Take the afternoon off. Then come in tomorrow when you aren't high and clean out your desk and crayons .
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone is hurt! Warn all your friends and tell everybody, warn all your friends and tell everybody, VIRUS ALERT!
I Will Make My Water Drink Whatever I Want It To
He didn't never wasn't that onto you.... geeze. lol
Load More Replies...When God Did What Now?
"shengshu" is a special religious practice, somehow between shiatsu and feng shui
Scohol
My relative owned a company that made metal nameplates: things like people's names on business doors. They erroneously wrote on that said "No Smoknig". It was on a wall at Aerojet for two years before it was discovered. Kinda concerning since it's an American rocket and missile propulsion manufacturer. Actual Rocket Scientists missed it.
Well it's proven that if the first and last letter are correct then we can still raed it and are brians don't see it as wrong unless we stop and reread.
Load More Replies...A work, I once addressed a letter to a German Shitting Company. The Shipping Company was not amused. I don't know why??
Oh damn it all! For 18 years I went to scohol, when all that time I should have been going to school! Why wasn't I told? 😒
Whaaaaaa...
"who comes to this country decides who comes who"...??? Almost made sense.
What I can make out is: who comes to this country decides who comes who
Rocket Peugeot
Wasn't the 1997 winner of the Darwin Awards playing Rocket Peugeot?
Load More Replies...In fairness, this could be an auto-correct fail.
Load More Replies...I Had A Stroke Trying To Decipher This Redneck Code
More logical than the rest of the posts-read each line all the way across.
The meaning is more illogical than the others tho, so it balances out
Load More Replies...Kinda funny how the people who refuse masks and vaccines because they are "not afraid" are also the ones that can't go anywhere without a gun.
Also they’re not afraid of covid but they’re afraid of vaccines.
Load More Replies...Ah, yes. The Afriad. I read that the same semester as The Odyssey.
Sounds like a very punishing schedule...The Odyssey itself can be a slog, but if you’re doing it “Stay at home Brave the Afraid” style, you’ve really set yourself on a path...
Load More Replies...What is it with right-wing nutjobs who put their opinions all over their cars in the USA?
It saves a lot of time when they put all the reasons you should avoid them right there on their tailgates and windows...
Load More Replies...If there's one group that's not welcome in my country, it's those stinking Afriads!!!
Land of the not land of the home of the not home of free stay at home brave the afraid
All of these seem like someone had a field day with Google Translate.
I've just received an email from an external contact that could fit in this list: "One bit of information was the when any portfolio is referred is because of [redacted]". When I, quite reasonably questioned this, I got the reply "I can see why as not complete the sentence". I'm none the wiser, and at this point afraid to ask further.
Whenever I see a shitty T-shirt with random text I remember how it takes 600 liters of water to produce enough cotton for a T-shirt.
The other day I literally couldn't say abdomen. I was saying things like admen or abodm or admon.
All of these seem like someone had a field day with Google Translate.
I've just received an email from an external contact that could fit in this list: "One bit of information was the when any portfolio is referred is because of [redacted]". When I, quite reasonably questioned this, I got the reply "I can see why as not complete the sentence". I'm none the wiser, and at this point afraid to ask further.
Whenever I see a shitty T-shirt with random text I remember how it takes 600 liters of water to produce enough cotton for a T-shirt.
The other day I literally couldn't say abdomen. I was saying things like admen or abodm or admon.
