People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)
There's a Twitter account (that can now also be found on Facebook) which offers people the chance to anonymously reveal their secrets, and with 535K followers, it has become a viral online sensation.
Titled Fesshole, the account is the brainchild of Rob Manuel. Those of you that are well-versed in internet culture might know him from creating 'B3ta', a meme design website that famously sued Coca-Cola after they ripped off one of its viral animations for a TV ad.
Anyway, the "sins" on Fesshole range from the clumsily awkward (messing up a handshake) to the hilariously outrageous (hiring someone because they share your love for pro-wrestling), and, I guess, their popularity shows that in the age of social detachment, a little gossip can go a long way.
Continue scrolling to check out Fesshole's latest content, and don't miss out on the chat we had about secrets with Dr. Michael Slepian, the Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. Associate Professor of Leadership and Ethics at Columbia Business School, spread out in between the pictures.
However, if you go through the entire thing and your curiosity wants more, fire up our earlier publication on Fesshole.
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I see nothing wrong with this at all. They wouldn't take care of her give her to someone that can and will
To begin with, Dr. Slepian said when we keep a secret, we often mean to protect something. "Perhaps we believe that it protects our reputation, or our relationship with someone. And yet, our secrets tend to harm our well-being, and can harm our relationships too," the author of The Secret Life of Secrets: How Our Inner Worlds Shape Well-Being, Relationships, and Who We Are told Bored Panda.
"When we choose to be alone with something, especially something important, we tend not to develop the healthiest way of thinking about it. It often takes another person to get the help that we need. Even a short conversation with a trusted person can offer so much. Emotional support and fresh perspectives can easily be offered by your confidant, but are hard to find on your own. This is why we often want to bring others in. We know that another person can prove helpful, and that having a conversation about the secret would be a healthy thing to do. To have a secret from everyone is to be alone with that thing, and we don't like to be alone. Your desire for help and social connection is in battle with your fear of how others will respond. When we let fear win, we hold the secret tight."
The only possible issue I see would be if the mum has occasional "lucid" spells, and discovered the multitude of lighters - if she then felt that OP was "tricking" her going behind her back, she could be upset... It may be worth OP explaining what she did to her mum if/when she has one of these lucid moments, to prevent that... but otherwise, if it makes mum happy, then it's a kindness...
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This one kind of terrified me. When my grandmother was in the early stages of dementia she almost burned the house down leaving a burner unattended. I’d be petrified of a lit cigarette in the hands of a dementia patient
I agree. My mom had quit smoking long before she showed any signs of dementia, but as the disease dug deeper she started asking for cigarettes (she didn't remember quitting). Considering she almost caused a fire by attempting to make toast with potato chips instead of bread, I hate to think what would have happened with a lighter or burning cigarette.
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I do that for my mother. She's 88 and loses her reading glasses, so I buy the same one ten times, and every time she starts fussing over missing them I slip a pair at the dinner table where she reads the newspaper.
Read your comment 4 times. Made me smile so big. Good on ya Randolph! x
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That isn't a sinn, if you ask me. It's a sweet, kind gesture from a loving son/daughter to a mom
This is actually very cute and sincere. I know relatives of people with dementia who bully them daily, now THAT'S a sin!
Sad that she's smoking but I think it's great to bring her some satisfaction wrt her memory (or lack thereof)
Smoking might be the only pleasure she can afford and it is the most addictive of addictions...I say let granny smoke :)
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Mine constantly accused me of stealing her nutcrackers, so every time I found any at tag dales / thrift stores, I'd buy them and leave them on the kitchen table. Probably 100 of them over the course of time. Every single time she'd stash them away, then suddenly need one, and once again accuse me.
Wonderful! For naysayers, she's going to die from this horrible condition anyway. More smoking at this point won't hurt!
I hope she doesn't smoke and leaves a burning cigarette somewhere.....
its sweet i guess, but also dangerous. hopefully she doesnt forget how to use the lighters.
sweetie, I would not let her smoke, could start a fire. My mom has dementia also.
I know someone whose mom accidentally set their kitchen on fire cooking. Dementia and fire don't mix well.
Nothing wrong there! :) Too bad she didn't quit, tho'-if it's "regular' cigs.
My mother had dementia. I can relate to the smiling when you see her happy. Those moments ...
I had an old friend who was getting dementia and forgot that she smoked. Her daughter asked what she was looking for, knowing it was cigarettes, and my friend couldn't remember. So she gave up smoking. Kind of sad but it makes me smile a little.
That really was a sweet gesture ... what frightens me is what if she forgets a lit cigarette somewhere?
Let your mom have all the lighters she wants, but hide her cigarettes. When she says she wants one, tell her "But you just finished one two minutes ago!" She has dementia, so how would she know otherwise?
Or just let her make her own choices and find joy in her vice where she can, even if you don’t approve. There’s no need to be manipulative.
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I had a 6 year old foster kid who was obsessed with wanting glasses like her older sister. Alas, she didn’t need them. :/ While her older sister walked around trying on various frames for her new glasses, she was trying to be supportive. I couldn’t bare to see her disappointed, so I told her to pick out whatever frames she also wanted. She was over-the-moon elated! We bought her “glasses” as-is without a prescription… just a clear lens. They were a hideous pink cat eye style. She wore them EVERYWHERE! And anytime she would get complimented on them, she’d tally up those compliments, “See? Another compliment!” It was ridiculously cute! :)
I always want to ask Alexa to end the simulation {like the Matrix} but don't. I'm afraid if it does life might be worst then it is.
With Edy Moulton-Tetlock, a doctoral student in management studying organizational behavior, Dr. Slepian asked more than 800 online participants to describe their personal secrets, using his list of 38 common categories of secrets as their guide.
The participants described more than 10,000 secrets, including both those they had shared with someone ("confided secrets") and the ones they had kept all to themselves ("total secrets").
The data revealed that confiding a secret predicted improved well-being. That's because the participant received social support and because the act of revealing the secret seemed to minimize the amount of time the person spent thinking about it.
Dr. Slepian's research suggests that someone who is more secretive tends to be less extraverted and less emotionally stable, but more conscientious.
However, we also need to be aware of what it means to be "unloaded" on.
"When another person confides in us, this can be a boon but also a burden. When someone trusts us to the point of revealing a secret, we understand this is an act of intimacy, and often feel closer to the person as a result."
And yet, Dr. Slepian explained that if the secret is something we find troubling or surprising, we might find our thoughts returning to it again and again.
"The secret can weigh on our mind. And if the secret implicates someone you know, then you'll have to keep the secret from them, which will bring its own burden," he added.
While Dr. Slepian thinks it's possible for people to live like an open book, sharing everything with the world, he wouldn't advise it.
"There is a class of secrets that most everyone agrees is okay to keep. People often call these 'white lies,'" he clarified. "If you are just arriving at the party, and your friend asks you how their outfit looks, but it is too late to change, then most people agree that saying something positive is the kinder response ('You look great!'). If the truth needlessly hurts someone's feelings, holding back is often the more compassionate choice."
I don't like the taste of beer, wine or spirits, I'm more than happy with a soft drink or juice. I've done it to stop people asking "but whyyyyyyy?" I don't drink and "just try this one".
There's no exact formula that tells Rob Manuel which submissions he needs to feature on Fesshole. His choices are based on simply going through the list and reading them. Everything depends on his judgment of what he thinks is funny or interesting. So if you send Rob something and it doesn't appear on the account, don't sweat it. There are other online "priests" you can share your secrets with. Like the subreddit r/confessions.
This is why I have a Furbo camera… so I can talk to my animals. My cat is too smart! When he wants my attention… he triggers the camera, so I’ll check on him and have a little chat with him. :)
My brother-in-law, who is a right know it all, fitted his fridge freezer into his kitchen work tops. For years my sister-in-law complained nothing was ever cold and the freezer took an eternity to do basic freezing......he'd left the Styrofoam encasing the whole of the back.
Well you told him. It on him should of listened sometimes that is what it takes and you can have a laugh about it
Shame on you! Think of all the jobs you're stealing from people with REAL interpretive dance degrees! :)
That is really sweet and you'll treasure your time together. I know a family whose son's forced their father out of the business when he got older because he did make mistakes and they were frustrated, then when the older brother got older, the younger forced the older brother out too... karma
Well, you have to vent somewhere, and doing it in private, with others in the same shitty boat, is the best and most supportive place.
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times... Humans should have hooves!
I'm torn on this one. One one hand, it feels wrong to go that long without telling him you've cheated on him, but on the other hand, telling him could cause a permanent rift in your relationship, so keeping it secret is best
Gross misconduct is gross misconduct. It doesn't matter if it was her birthday or not.
What I got from this story is more in the line "B.S jobs" than working "smarter"...
Have to be honest. Real D**k Move, whoever the f**k you are.
That was not OK. Every minute the bowel is left exposed increases the risk of infections and complications. Your embarrasment is rather unimportant compared to your parients health.
Some of these were sweet, but most are either sad or horrible (or both): Stealing! Yaaaaaaay!!!
While I understand the urge, I just can’t get behind the theft and destruction of personal property some of these blithely retell.
My SO accidentally tripped me when I was 7 months pregnant. It was totally an accident and I said I was fine. My water broke and the baby died. They think these two events were unrelated. I understand there were a series of events that caused her death and not just this, but they would most certainly blame themselves. I never even told our doctor that I know why my water broke.
I have a confession. When I was 22 I got my first full time design job with a marketing company. Shortly after I was hired, I discovered that the guy who sat at my computer before me (and no longer worked there) had left himself signed in to his ebay account. Because I was a very dumb young adult, I thought it would be funny to order something ridiculous and have it sent to his house. I ordered a blow up doll. Ha ha now at 39 it makes me chuckle but I do feel a little bad.
Most of the stories are by one guy, so I guess, his life is so boring he fantasies about the life of 100 others summed up in his imaginary life.
Sorry the guy is not one person, my fingers was faster than my head.
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I talk to my grandmother sometimes. I tell her about work and life. She died in 2003. I also still sleep with a stuffed animal. I am thirty six years old.
None of these are juicy. “My biggest secret is I love my dog” ….great.
Some of these were sweet, but most are either sad or horrible (or both): Stealing! Yaaaaaaay!!!
While I understand the urge, I just can’t get behind the theft and destruction of personal property some of these blithely retell.
My SO accidentally tripped me when I was 7 months pregnant. It was totally an accident and I said I was fine. My water broke and the baby died. They think these two events were unrelated. I understand there were a series of events that caused her death and not just this, but they would most certainly blame themselves. I never even told our doctor that I know why my water broke.
I have a confession. When I was 22 I got my first full time design job with a marketing company. Shortly after I was hired, I discovered that the guy who sat at my computer before me (and no longer worked there) had left himself signed in to his ebay account. Because I was a very dumb young adult, I thought it would be funny to order something ridiculous and have it sent to his house. I ordered a blow up doll. Ha ha now at 39 it makes me chuckle but I do feel a little bad.
Most of the stories are by one guy, so I guess, his life is so boring he fantasies about the life of 100 others summed up in his imaginary life.
Sorry the guy is not one person, my fingers was faster than my head.
Load More Replies... I talk to my grandmother sometimes. I tell her about work and life. She died in 2003. I also still sleep with a stuffed animal. I am thirty six years old.
None of these are juicy. “My biggest secret is I love my dog” ….great.
