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Thanks to all the dating apps for every imaginable niche and the millions of singles who use them, meeting people on the internet is easier than ever.
However, if you're actively searching for some form of romance online, talking to matches eventually starts feeling repetitive.
That's why it's so refreshing when every once in a while someone special drops by and acts like a total (creepy) lunatic. And that's where the Twitter account 'Incel pickup lines' comes in.
Asking its followers for the most pathetic attempts to pick up women online, it features the worst submissions it receives, reminding us that you just never really know who's lurking one swipe away.
Continue scrolling to check out its content and don't miss the chat we had on the topic with dating coach Hayley Quinn — you'll find it in between the images.
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Hayley Quinn, who has given an excellent TED talk titled 'Searching for love to escape ourselves', told Bored Panda that your initial text doesn't have to be too complicated.
"A first message should be a short, playful hello that is (where possible) personalized to someone's profile," Quinn said.
"Personalized messages will always outperform a more bland 'hey, how's it going?'. Messages that are humourous or silly often work well too. People don't want a factual exchange, they want to get a sense of your personality from the message you send."
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Susie Elle 2 years ago
If being friends with someone of the opposite sex is psychologically damaging for you then my man you need professional help and I'm sorry you turned out this way
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Emma Kilcup 2 years ago
If this is true, he'd be at least twice as old as the girl he's trying to get. At least be more creative, we like guys who can think.
UpupaEpops 2 years ago
I ran into a former substitute teacher first thing he told me was how glad he was that I'm already 21 and that back in the day, he couldn't wait until I turned 18. I was in elementary school when he taught me. 🤮 Offered me a car ride, decided I rather wait for 4 hours for the rain to stop.
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Gabby Ghoul 2 years ago
"You owe me" is a phrase that, despite the distance of years and lots of therapy, has not dimmed in my memory.
Black Pearl 2 years ago
Dude this means that this weirdo was thinking these things about her when she was A BABY. Absolutely disgusting.
Karl Baxter 2 years ago
It’s almost as creepy as the lyrics to “Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen” by Neil Sedaka
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Wow…. What an…. „Interesting“ song. Was it a hit? Did people like it back then? Was it a joke? How could this ever been recorded?
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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 2 years ago
There ain’t a piece of s**t big enough to describe this piece of creepy s**t of a person
AlanandLeila Hoyt 2 years ago
This is absolutely the worst one…he was looking at in infant girl just minutes old already planning how he was going to gratify himself… I hope they show these messages to his employer as this is disgusting. Even baby girls are not safe.
Bored_NorWeirdian 2 years ago
I’m in shock! Don’t even know what to say. I would be scared as hell receiving this message.
Monica Sargent 2 years ago
That is some "Jared Fogle" level of pedo right there. That's a blood-curdling, "please don't step in front of my car because I might involuntarily run you down" creepy
Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago
Uh, does this dude realize that he's asking someone who can practically be his child's age to have sex with him?
AlanandLeila Hoyt 2 years ago
This is the worst one…he was literally looking at in infant minutes old already planning to…
Micheala Smith 2 years ago
Eeeeeew. It’s concerning too that he saw a brand new baby and thought yeah that’s my future fuckbuddy. No!!
BasedWang12.7 2 years ago
what in the actual F..... I hope this was not real, but at the same time I guess I wouldn't be surprised if it was. But ....no. just no
MyCatsTheRealPanda 2 years ago
Help out that window he was threatening to jump out?
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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Wow, lots to unpack there. Why the f**k did this guy look at a LITERAL BABY, look at mum, and decide, 'Oh yeah, one day that INFANT is going to be so fine like her mum, best keep in contact for the next TWO DECADES so that I can shoot my shot!' Dude belongs in prison if this is serious, or in a mental health facility if it's fake.
arcane_gamer (they/them) 2 years ago
so we have some form of p3dophilia, stalking that is ENCOURAGED by the mother, and "yOu OwE mE :("
Keley Babs 2 years ago
Seriously hope this individual was reported to state licensing board or national licensing board
Annamarie Dodge 2 years ago
i have had a lot of weird creepy messages like this on facebook and instagram and sometimes even in my spam folder
Lady of the Mountains 2 years ago
The weirdest part us that he saw her as a baby and went "dang it, I have to wait til she's 20"
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
This is one of the creepiest things I've ever read and I'm desperately hoping it's fake. You lusted after a kid for 20 years since day one, never knowing what she looked it, so basically a baby. And have the nerve to say she owes you? No woman owes a man anything and then most I'd do is push you out that window. Hopefully landing on spikes.
Maebe Maeve 2 years ago (edited)
The man who wrote this needs to be fired. Not just from his job, but also from a cannon into the sun.
"For example, if someone's into yoga, don't say, 'how long have you been doing that?' Instead, you could say, 'I hope the ability to do a headstand isn't a prerequisite for a first date?' or 'Could I convince you to ditch the yoga mat and come for a hike instead?'" the dating coach explained.
"Keep your messages short and whatever you do, don't ask someone out for a date on the first message you send!"
"The person you message might have 10 other messages they've received that day," Quinn noted. "Because of that if your message is too bland, it could get lost in the shuffle."
"The name of the game here is to be somewhat unique and back up what you send with a well-constructed profile. The next stage of the conversation is also important. Ask someone out too soon and they will feel like you're jumping to the next step before you've established a connection; ask someone out too late and the conversation might fizzle. Keep the momentum high in your conversations and if you're both not ready for a date yet, try having an in-app phone or video call instead," the dating coach recommended.
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Wesley Stewart 2 years ago
Ok, but the bear is cute. Just a victim, right? I think we can all agree on that.
However, before you get the chance to talk, you first need to charm your potential date with your profile.
"People have high expectations for a dating app profile, including Instagram-quality photos plus a well-written, short and witty [introduction]," Quinn said.
"The written part of your online dating profile is less about sharing factual information (i.e. what you do) and more about someone getting an instant sense of your personality when they read it," she added.
"If the app offers the ability to add a voice note as well, this could prove to be an easy win for you. Recent research from Match showed that 17% of people saying they could tell if they were attracted to someone by the sound of their voice alone."
"Finally, when it comes to your pictures, avoid some obvious mistakes: poor lighting, too many group shots, cluttered backgrounds, or anything that makes it hard to see what you actually look like," the dating coach said.
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cadena kuhn 2 years ago
Report him to the team. I'm sure they don't want trash like this using them
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Charlie Doodles 2 years ago
I will never understand how they can say stuff like this and then say they’re a “nice guy” in the same sentence…the delusion boggles the mind
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Susie Elle 2 years ago
"You're the only female besides my mom that hasn't made me want to wring her neck" this specimen is a murder waiting to happen
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Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Either don’t talk to a guy then you’re a b***h .do talk to the guy then you’re a s**t. Go figure.
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aZZy_d3Lta 2 years ago
i have seen both, both against my will. I am a f*****g minor. there are "nice girls" out there too, and now because of those traumatic experiences, I am Ace.
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Marie Dahme 2 years ago
We should all spam xdickhog44 on his snap and send him just stupid c**p and tell what a dork he is. Maybe he’ll be super embarrassed to know all his psycho babble is here for all the world to see. Lol
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Donquixotl 2 years ago
Reminder that only a small percentage of people are this way, but they do tend to f**k things up for the rest of us.
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Giovanna 2 years ago
I am SOOO grateful I was too old when this Tinder thing came out. So grateful.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
No, back in the day we had to go on actual dates with these creeps and find out first hand. At least girls now get a heads up so they can avoid meeting them at all.
Load More Replies... JustJackie 2 years ago
Wtf is wrong with these people? And there are still men out there, who don't understand why we need to be careful. Also funny how you're a fat ugly, a$s whore, once you turn them down. Didn't you message them because you thought they were attractive? Remove head from aśş, and realise that the way you view women is the problem, not women. We don't owe you anything. Get it together, or leave us alone.
ToGo 2 years ago
So, to any guys who were wondering why women have their guards up, why you should cross the street if you see them walking home alone at night, want to know why dating is so difficult these days etc, there's your answer. These are the type of people you should be blaming.
Literal Pigeon 2 years ago
The creepiest part is how many of these seem to be directed towards Asian women... white men fetishizing Asians is way too normalized in society. Asian people aren't your "anime girl waifus". (Speaking as an Asian person)
Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 2 years ago
Can we stick to funny cats, cute dogs and science jokes please? I'm disturbed.
Queen Jackson. 2 years ago
Post three and I’m already taking a break and debating whether or not I should go on. Oh why oh why do I do this to myself.
TheFloydist 2 years ago
I ask myself the same question. I chalk it up to the same morbid curiosity that keeps me from looking away from other weird or terrifying stuff, like train wrecks.
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Patrick Heining 2 years ago
I think there's a lot of untreated trauma involved in this behaviour. By the inherent pain these people can't percieve their own bodies and feelings in a proper way. In consequent, no appropriate relationship can be established with others. They act like in a virtual game or something and have no sense of the actual effect on the other person. This can be uncomfortable at best, but very dangerous at worst.
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
After reading most of the fury fuel here, I'm already at a point where I consider the word "nice" as an insult. I am very much hoping that what I've read is fiction but I think I know better. Stay safe out there, ladies. I don't trust my own kind much, either.
ace lesbian demigirl(she/they) 2 years ago
whAT DID I READ AND WHY THE F*K DID BP APPROVE THIS?????????????????????????
Aradia Sayner 2 years ago
Thank the Goddess I'm too old now to be dating. It is absolutely exhausting to know that after all these years, these creeps still exist.
Cory Tollman 2 years ago
After skimming through this (reading them all was too difficult) I'm kind of surprised that I don't see lots of news reports of women, or someone related to them, kicking the s**t out of and/or killing dudes who post stuff to them like this. Are these creeps at least smart enough to say far away from the women they are creeping on?
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
After all seeing all this I feel dirty. I need a shower... with lava.
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
So thankful I was married way before most of us even got those AOL mini-frisbees in the mail. *whew*
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
If hubby either dies or we break up, om staying single. Seems like less work. And safer.
millac 2 years ago
I hope they sent the one from the former babysitter who says he should have raped her as a child, and the one from the "nervous" guy who thought he should rape his date because he wouldn't get another chance to the police, their parents, and every single person those men knew.
Detective Miller's Hat 2 years ago
All of this is why I will no longer date men. Praise the Lord I'm bi!
stardrop loves you 2 years ago
nah fam like i was bi before this but now im a full on lesbian 💀
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Tina Smith 2 years ago
I'm off to Redditor r/eyebleach myself...anyone care to join me?
Load More Replies... Old Roadie 2 years ago
It's like they rolled for initiative and came up 🎲 Save the role play for those already seated at the table, people.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago
And this is why I am absolutely terrified of dating sites....
Shaun Coleman 2 years ago
Holy C**p. I can't believe people post stuff like that. What happened to common decency, morality, respect for others or even respect for yourself?
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
What the hell is up with all these "nice guys" turning at the flip of a dime?!? Apparently all the a******s out there are under the impression that they're nice guys ... F*****g weird! I never realized until reading this thread.
Jeya Mackelle 2 years ago
These men(and men in general) are the reason I told my boyfriend, if we ever break up, I will not be dating ever again. So many unresolved daddy and mommy issues I want 0 part of. Hell, even if I knew a guy who had gone through therapy and had supposedly changed, I'd be hesitant if not uninterested. My life and safety vs a man's feelings...guess which is higher on the pole of importance?
Sandor M 2 years ago
Can we have some uplifting posts? Bit boring reading every week that men are dcks, evil, etc
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago (edited)
I have no idea who in the world is downvoting you for expressing an opinion. BoredPanda really needs to do away with the silly downvote button. I have to agree-- there has been a really negative slant to BoredPanda's post lately. I miss all of their quirky posts and listicles about animals and artwork. I came to BoredPanda to escape all of the negative gossipy articles on Buzzfeed. Constantly seeing things like this makes me really depressed. I know I don't have to interact with it, but I am finding less and less quirky listicle on this site anymore.
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Mrs.Pugh 2 years ago
You know what you should do Carole? Make a post titled "Disgusting things women have said to men"
Load More Replies... Giovanna 2 years ago
I am SOOO grateful I was too old when this Tinder thing came out. So grateful.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
No, back in the day we had to go on actual dates with these creeps and find out first hand. At least girls now get a heads up so they can avoid meeting them at all.
Load More Replies... JustJackie 2 years ago
Wtf is wrong with these people? And there are still men out there, who don't understand why we need to be careful. Also funny how you're a fat ugly, a$s whore, once you turn them down. Didn't you message them because you thought they were attractive? Remove head from aśş, and realise that the way you view women is the problem, not women. We don't owe you anything. Get it together, or leave us alone.
ToGo 2 years ago
So, to any guys who were wondering why women have their guards up, why you should cross the street if you see them walking home alone at night, want to know why dating is so difficult these days etc, there's your answer. These are the type of people you should be blaming.
Literal Pigeon 2 years ago
The creepiest part is how many of these seem to be directed towards Asian women... white men fetishizing Asians is way too normalized in society. Asian people aren't your "anime girl waifus". (Speaking as an Asian person)
Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 2 years ago
Can we stick to funny cats, cute dogs and science jokes please? I'm disturbed.
Queen Jackson. 2 years ago
Post three and I’m already taking a break and debating whether or not I should go on. Oh why oh why do I do this to myself.
TheFloydist 2 years ago
I ask myself the same question. I chalk it up to the same morbid curiosity that keeps me from looking away from other weird or terrifying stuff, like train wrecks.
Load More Replies... Patrick Heining 2 years ago
I think there's a lot of untreated trauma involved in this behaviour. By the inherent pain these people can't percieve their own bodies and feelings in a proper way. In consequent, no appropriate relationship can be established with others. They act like in a virtual game or something and have no sense of the actual effect on the other person. This can be uncomfortable at best, but very dangerous at worst.
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
After reading most of the fury fuel here, I'm already at a point where I consider the word "nice" as an insult. I am very much hoping that what I've read is fiction but I think I know better. Stay safe out there, ladies. I don't trust my own kind much, either.
ace lesbian demigirl(she/they) 2 years ago
whAT DID I READ AND WHY THE F*K DID BP APPROVE THIS?????????????????????????
Aradia Sayner 2 years ago
Thank the Goddess I'm too old now to be dating. It is absolutely exhausting to know that after all these years, these creeps still exist.
Cory Tollman 2 years ago
After skimming through this (reading them all was too difficult) I'm kind of surprised that I don't see lots of news reports of women, or someone related to them, kicking the s**t out of and/or killing dudes who post stuff to them like this. Are these creeps at least smart enough to say far away from the women they are creeping on?
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
After all seeing all this I feel dirty. I need a shower... with lava.
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
So thankful I was married way before most of us even got those AOL mini-frisbees in the mail. *whew*
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
If hubby either dies or we break up, om staying single. Seems like less work. And safer.
millac 2 years ago
I hope they sent the one from the former babysitter who says he should have raped her as a child, and the one from the "nervous" guy who thought he should rape his date because he wouldn't get another chance to the police, their parents, and every single person those men knew.
Detective Miller's Hat 2 years ago
All of this is why I will no longer date men. Praise the Lord I'm bi!
stardrop loves you 2 years ago
nah fam like i was bi before this but now im a full on lesbian 💀
Load More Replies... Tina Smith 2 years ago
I'm off to Redditor r/eyebleach myself...anyone care to join me?
Load More Replies... Old Roadie 2 years ago
It's like they rolled for initiative and came up 🎲 Save the role play for those already seated at the table, people.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago
And this is why I am absolutely terrified of dating sites....
Shaun Coleman 2 years ago
Holy C**p. I can't believe people post stuff like that. What happened to common decency, morality, respect for others or even respect for yourself?
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
What the hell is up with all these "nice guys" turning at the flip of a dime?!? Apparently all the a******s out there are under the impression that they're nice guys ... F*****g weird! I never realized until reading this thread.
Jeya Mackelle 2 years ago
These men(and men in general) are the reason I told my boyfriend, if we ever break up, I will not be dating ever again. So many unresolved daddy and mommy issues I want 0 part of. Hell, even if I knew a guy who had gone through therapy and had supposedly changed, I'd be hesitant if not uninterested. My life and safety vs a man's feelings...guess which is higher on the pole of importance?
Sandor M 2 years ago
Can we have some uplifting posts? Bit boring reading every week that men are dcks, evil, etc
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago (edited)
I have no idea who in the world is downvoting you for expressing an opinion. BoredPanda really needs to do away with the silly downvote button. I have to agree-- there has been a really negative slant to BoredPanda's post lately. I miss all of their quirky posts and listicles about animals and artwork. I came to BoredPanda to escape all of the negative gossipy articles on Buzzfeed. Constantly seeing things like this makes me really depressed. I know I don't have to interact with it, but I am finding less and less quirky listicle on this site anymore.
Load More Replies... Mrs.Pugh 2 years ago
You know what you should do Carole? Make a post titled "Disgusting things women have said to men"
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