ADVERTISEMENT

Thanks to all the dating apps for every imaginable niche and the millions of singles who use them, meeting people on the internet is easier than ever.

However, if you're actively searching for some form of romance online, talking to matches eventually starts feeling repetitive.

That's why it's so refreshing when every once in a while someone special drops by and acts like a total (creepy) lunatic. And that's where the Twitter account 'Incel pickup lines' comes in.

Asking its followers for the most pathetic attempts to pick up women online, it features the worst submissions it receives, reminding us that you just never really know who's lurking one swipe away.

Continue scrolling to check out its content and don't miss the chat we had on the topic with dating coach Hayley Quinn — you'll find it in between the images.

More info: Twitter

#1

Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

incelReplies Report

3 Owls In A Coat
Community Member
3 years ago

“I think I’ll stick with the guacamole” hahaha

View more comments
RELATED:
    #2

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Women don't like to keep telling a guy how good he is!! The vibrator already knows he is good enough!!

    View more comments
    #3

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Nolan Spruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Dodged a bullet Natalie, stay safe girl

    View more comments
    #4

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If being friends with someone of the opposite sex is psychologically damaging for you then my man you need professional help and I'm sorry you turned out this way

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Marlene James
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Omg what did I just read? So creepy.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Report this pedo !

    View more comments
    #7

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ew ew ew ew

    View more comments
    #8

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So what?? You jacked off at someone you thought was hot!! What's the big deal? Nobody would've known if you didn't say anything if you are embarrassed about it. My question is how many times have you done it with this say person's photo??

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    dar Rah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Props for trying to help that guy.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #10

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hoe. Lee. Shizz.

    View more comments
    #11

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hahahaha

    View more comments
    #12

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Wesley Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ok, but the bear is cute. Just a victim, right? I think we can all agree on that.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #13

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    dar Rah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Come on, you left out the best part "yo Gabby this is the surgeon"

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hmm I don't get this. The person telling the other person to Google it is rude. The person inquiring obviously was trying to converse and learn about the other in a sincere way. I feel like the blue blurb person all the time!

    View more comments
    #15

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Mooooomooooo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is some scary sh!t

    View more comments

    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I think I’m gonna puke 🤢

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #17

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bet the "Alpha" shrieks every time a butterfly lands on him

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #18

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Please stay the f**k away from us

    View more comments
    #19

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Awkward Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    YeS But hE vOTed FOr ObAmA!

    View more comments
    #20

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Zoecat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This one is soooo many kinds of wrong

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #21

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Report him to the team. I'm sure they don't want trash like this using them

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Moral of the story : If you wanna shoot your shot, DON'T do it when someones grieving

    View more comments
    #23

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Charlie Doodles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I will never understand how they can say stuff like this and then say they’re a “nice guy” in the same sentence…the delusion boggles the mind

    View more comments
    #24

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No, YOU are the rude guy with an IQ of 6.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #25

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    ahahahah! this one... and with the little heart at the end

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #26

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wow f**k this guy

    View more comments
    #27

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Marlene James
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I would get his a*s fired and change my number.

    View more comments
    #28

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "You're the only female besides my mom that hasn't made me want to wring her neck" this specimen is a murder waiting to happen

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #29

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    tinu o
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This makes me want to dissociate from earth, literally.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #30

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Either don’t talk to a guy then you’re a b***h .do talk to the guy then you’re a s**t. Go figure.

    View more comments
    #31

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    dar Rah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I love the fedora shadow.

    View more comments
    #32

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    aZZy_d3Lta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i have seen both, both against my will. I am a f*****g minor. there are "nice girls" out there too, and now because of those traumatic experiences, I am Ace.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #33

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Donna Clanclan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is he a small over bred dog?

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #34

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    SkinnyMini
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hey (with the intent of shoving you down stairs)

    View more comments
    #35

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's just demanding a block

    View more comments
    #36

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Marlene James
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Take that to HR.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #37

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When somebody say STOP!! It means to stop. Don't come back with a sexualized greeting! The person said Please leave me alone. What part of that did you not understand?? Because now you're just a disgusting pig!!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #38

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is all kinds of HELL NO

    View more comments
    #39

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    We should all spam xdickhog44 on his snap and send him just stupid c**p and tell what a dork he is. Maybe he’ll be super embarrassed to know all his psycho babble is here for all the world to see. Lol

    View more comments
    #40

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    dar Rah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What is an oofmie?

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #41

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    wait why does the bf being white even matter?? CoNfUseD

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #42

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again!

    View more comments
    #43

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Wesley Humphreys
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ramen is Japanese tho

    View more comments
    #44

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    tinu o
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Why are people so unhinged and lack decency?

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #45

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    dar Rah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    At least he's self-aware.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #46

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Report him. NOW

    View more comments
    #47

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    aaaahhhh this goddam "squirting culture" (sarcasm)

    View more comments
    #48

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    the shy platypus from nextdoor
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wtf wtf wtf

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #49

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hundreds of Dollars? And that's supposed to be impressive?

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #50

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This person must watch lots of porn and has mistaken it for reality

    View more comments
    #51

    Pathetic-Incel-Pickup-Lines

    incelReplies Report

    Donquixotl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Reminder that only a small percentage of people are this way, but they do tend to f**k things up for the rest of us.

    View more comments