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Having an imaginary friend is a totally normal part of childhood. It shows that the kid’s imagination is up and running and sometimes it can be quite hilarious how they interact with their invisible friends. Often the “friends” are the ones to blame for the troubles the little kids have gotten into, or they entertain them and share their daily life. However, when there’s what seems like paranormal forces involved together with a vivid imagination, it gets slightly scary and parents at least have Twitter to share the frightful things kids say with others.

At the end of the day, haunted or not, adorable or creepy kids and their imaginary friends are pretty hilarious and the following are the best tweets from the viral thread online. You can share your hilarious or scary stories about kids’ imaginary friends in the comments.

#1

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jrw3780 Report

Andrew Gibb
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is next level friend. I hope that Jon stays with him

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

awwwww that's so sweet, I'd be like tell Jon never ever to leave.

AlmightyOne
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually kinda sweet. He's watching over his nephew. ❤️

Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am not shocked or surprised. I am happy for you. I believe if more people opened their minds and REALLY listened to children without immediately dismissing things profound or mysterious, we would know more about many things beyond the here and now on Earth. A lot if these revelations come forth before the child reaches an age where their current adult memory kicks in (most adults 30+ years of age can track REAL memory to around age 4-5 with only blips prior to that). I don't think that is a coincidence....

Laura Catania
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say little kids can see things we can't before they are convinced it isn't real.

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    #2

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    jarodrosello Report

    Noah Merrill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a conversation my uncle started with my dad, he has a toddler that mumbles to herself and the walls. My dad asks why she does that and my uncle says I don't know maybe she talks to the dead. My dad then says "Have you ever thought that your dead, I mean it's a possibility that she talks to the dead so maybe that's why she talks to you because your dead. Although we can talk to you so maybe we can talk to the dead too."

    Mark Mitchell Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is some scary stuff right there.

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    idraax poission
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the plot of The Sixth Sense?

    C C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop Dead Fred - hilarious movie

    Nandy Nam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look who' going to watch that movie now hahahaaa

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    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty cool! Kid knows his paradoxes

    Aldrian Reza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot! That means I'm the imagidaddy?

    Rachael Rachael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please write this book, because I would totally read it!

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imaginary enemies sound terrifying.

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need the practice, best to start young.

    Lynn Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she'll win debate awards, or be a lawyer.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re not imaginary enemies. What, you never argued with your friends?

    Chance Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait hold on, if it starts getting to the point of pounding on walls and thumps you need to get you and your kid out of there now! and if u hear another voice then its to late...

    Julia B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Tell her to tell them they have to leave and go to a better place.

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    #4

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    BarlowAdams Report

    GaeAltGurl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want an old dead woman to hum me to sleep that'd be epic

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are long as the hands don't come near me

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure just let daddy put the house up for sale real quick" lmao, I would've been like we can sleep in the car, Mommy has to burn the house down real quick, go get your sister up.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me old lady ghost. BOUNDARIES.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please call an exorcist-

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing that popped into my head: " Hi, Rin Okumura! How may I help you?"

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    izzy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo creepy

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    #5

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    Glavlar Report

    Cameron Alford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHOA thats too many movies for him

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehe no Sidney doesn't get a blanket.... we're sleeping in the car

    Casey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister described a man she saw sitting on her bed as wearing a black suit with a hat and having red skin. She claimed to see him a few times but no one else did.... Until the day we were outside waiting for her and I went to find out what was keeping her, and found her sitting on the side of the bed, afraid to move, with the red-skinned man in black sitting beside her.... Maybe knowing someone else finally saw him broke the connection or whatever it was, because neither of us ever saw him again.

    Galactic wolf Of the nebula
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so...he is playing with his friends dead body.....they should make a movie of this

    Phica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get a new child .-.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave. And get a priest to bless the house

    cookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just had a thought! what kids imaginary friends really r ghosts?

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    #6

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    actioncookbook Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His imaginary friends need to wear reflectors next time.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shite! I about spit my Earl Grey Latte out all over the computer.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. I used to be a live-in nanny. “Jane’s” imaginary friend crawled into the oven while I cleaned the cake batter I accidentally spilled off the inside of the door. It took Jane 10 minutes to realize her friend was missing.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's traumatizing. At least you don't have to look and or dispose of the body

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it recovered promptly from its imaginary wounds.

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    ValeeGrrl Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this one is intriguing. It would be even creepier if there actually were two people with those names, relationships and exact death.

    Anthony Goldstein (female)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://oklahoman.com/article/2048745/navy-plane-found-16-years-after-crash Idk, this is the closest one I could find. Two half-brothers, ones last name was Cole, the other one was called Gerald, Cole died in a plane accident.

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    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many children remember their old lifes. When they get older, they forget.

    BetaWooperRevenge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a case of reincarnation and the kid is remembering his past life.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally research that if I were you.

    Chance Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so terrified right now... I just googled this crash and Its a real thing😰😱

    LPS PurpleStar #1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did some research.................. he's not lying

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not an imaginary friend.

    PurplePringle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My past life was nearly identical to the one I'm in now. I have deja vu and dreams all the time.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car crash means not THAT long a time ago. There seems to be a pattern wherein reincarnation happens about 40 yeas upon the onset of sudden death. Residual memories of past lives evaporate off by age 5, typically. It might be worth the research to find out who your kid was, in a previous life. For a helluva story, if nothing else.

    Guinevere O'Brien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people actually do remember their past lives sometimes i have dreams about what mine might have been it is an on gong dream i have

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    dinahrsmith Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh hell no I'd be talking to that mom to find out what that was about.

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh heck nah get outta that target and go get holy water

    Amy Begun Saab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe name is Barbara? I mean-if its a ghost, that name fits lol & scary as f*#k

    BetaWooperRevenge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched it up and could find nothing.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you realized Bubbaha was you, and your daughter warned all the kids in town about you.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bubbaha is a name from budhism so they might have picked up the name from tv somewhere and kept it as a name for the imaginary friend because it sounds funny

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    #9

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    Brianhopecomedy Report

    NerdyGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg how did he do that? Edit: Oh, wow! thanks for the likes! honestly don't really care about likes (no offense you guys are awesome!) but still impressed. most I've ever got is 3 so... yeah... thank you!

    Lucy Skinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - how to explain this to the parents?

    Qw3stion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blow out your imaginary candles on your imaginary cake! seems like it's a way to save money though.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More inconvenient than inviting all his imaginary friends to his own birthday party I guess.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you serve 'imaginary' cake ?!?!?

    Cathleen cat lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    wade winston wilson
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    4 years ago

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    pls pls pls getto a hundred uvotes

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm why? Votes don't matter. Please don't make this place another Instagram where everyone's thirsty for likes.

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    #10

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    Vandalyzm Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! This one is rather sweet actually.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! I wish I had a family ghost. I have many dead people that I have known.

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    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No reason to not use your manners and show her guest around...

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your grandmother won't get lost when she visits you again....

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hey, even ghosts need to get to know the new house

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    #11

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    Keev26 Report

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT's why my vaccine appointment was cancelled two weeks ago. They ran out.

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that's sweet. Keep his buddy healthy.

    BIG FOOT
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    Also keep his buddy dead lol with that much vaccine you'd be deaf

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    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky banana never gonna get covid

    Lorena Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is an essential worker🤷🏻‍♀️

    MalP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to keep his friend healthy...

    LPS PurpleStar #1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    banana must have eaten a lot of lolipops

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but for what disease(s)? This could be interesting.

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that how many times we will need to be vaccinnated? 😨

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Young Clevenger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are we going to ignore the Fact that he said ANOTHER exorcism...

    Black Panther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened with the 1st one ?

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He failed to pay the Exorcist on time and got repossessed. 😈

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    NyimaFunk Report

    Willows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the kid just gave general details of the friend so they assumed it was imaginary :P idk

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    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a stand-up comedy routine: "I had a rough childhood. I was always the imaginary friend..."

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me. My son always talked about his bff, Meemo. Turns out he had twins in his preschool named Mina and Beau and he was just really bad at pronouns and plurals

    Kitty that cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a imaginary bf idk why though

    TALL_YODA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DID THAT BICH HAVE TO CALL A KID “non friend magnet”

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he get imaginary birthday present?

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    #14

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    toddler_fun Report

    not happy and he does know it
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what happened! Did a ghost come to the door? Did a old man answer, then start crying because Stephan was his son that died at a young age? Did they just keep on driving? Did someone called Stephen actually answer the door? The possibilites are endless.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Okay son, let’s go see Stephen.” They knocked on the door and were invited in, and were never heard from again. They were forgotten, and no criminal charges were ever brought and no investigation was made. Thirty years later: “Mom, can we stop at the pink house and see Stephen?”

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    idraax poission
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Stephen is a real boy who keeps wandering off

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you knock and see stephen?

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa... and sadly I probably would've knocked to see if Stephen did indeed live there at one point.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that would be almost irresistible, wouldn't it? But so creepy if he did live there...

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    Ian Taggart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we don't give kids Facebook accounts.

    Phantom Captain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious to what happened after he asked to see Stephen

    LPS PurpleStar #1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe its actually his friend from school or something

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    that weird wallflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hands the children each an iPhone 90000000 Pro Max Ultra Plus edition with 19 cameras on the back*

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    ILOVEBAMBOO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one kid: PRETEND STRAWBERRY YOGURT! other kid: NO! PRETEND MASHED CARROTS!

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my oh my the next Charli and Dixie D'amelio

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    send them outside to play. They need the fresh air

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just kids with actual genuine imaginations. Oh my goodness, its the end of the world. Parrish the thought. Kids do have an imagination after all. Its when people become adults, they make the mistake of throwing away a useful skill. A real shame.

    Nerdy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my sister got in a fight over imagery brownie's!

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    HarkerDavid Report

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the creepy imaginary friend (or ghost?!) stories, but these ones that are no doubt actually imaginary friends are great as well.

    Zayd Long
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This immediately reminded me of my dad. He died from skin cancer

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lion named Leopold on my Acnh island, and I call him Leo! Sorry, that just came to me when I read that Leo was a lion.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn his prices gotta be way up there

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a son of Haphestus or Apollo OR Hermes.

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    han2king Report

    Zoe Hoesley
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this bitch Stacy possessed your daughters body because she Doesn’t have one then climbs on walls? Sounds like a true Spider-Man fan right there

    not happy and he does know it
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your child ever decides to kick Stacy out.. I’m here to look after her!

    Princess Amara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PACK YOUR BAGS KIDS WE'RE MOVING TO ANTARCTICA

    Kellie Christine
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can say is get behind me Satan in the name of Jesus...the only one who has conquered sin, death, hell, and the grave. No thanks. nope. The thought is just bad wow.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm I hate to break this to you but Stacy wants your daughter's body.

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp we're burning the house down and leaving the country

    MustardLemon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burning down a house can actually sometimes make the ghost angrier i saw it on a documentary

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😲Psychologists hate her! Learn how YOU can imagine up a scapegoat with this ONE WEIRD TRICK!🤑

    Louise B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this comment! Wish I could upvote 1000 times 😂😂😂

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell the Jan 6th rioters at the Capitol about this trick.

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, when I read Waffles, it reminded me of a dead duck egg I buried. The thing is, its name wasn't even Waffles. It was Banana Toffee Pancake (I named it that because my mom was unpacking the trunk and had a box of banana toffee pancake mix in it).

    not happy and he does know it
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy this pancake mix?.. Also, sorry for the loss if your egg.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I got my username.

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup we can do whatever we want then blame it on Waffles >:3

    Green Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *Burns the house* Also Me: Its was waffles fault.

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    ellle_em Report

    JACKSON ROBERTSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way we burn the tree burn the tree burn the tree

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the way we burn the tree, early in the morning

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    -OldCarnival-
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A two year old doesn't comprehend this kind of imagination yet- because he/she's two. Soo it's extremely creepy when you hear of 2/3 year olds saying these things.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either get rid of the tree or the kid, one has to go.

    Renny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The babies part is creepy but what if the "sharp fingers" are actually because of the pine needles being sharp?

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear to god, kids are the creepiest creatures ever

    Amy Begun Saab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe sharp fingers are the bones of their fingers?! Geez. That's terrifying

    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear God! Why am I putting myself through reading this entire article?

    Casey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reading it at 1am with a horror movie playing for background noise lol

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check local papers and records to see if the kid’s picking up on something.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so she means fey kin like dryads & sprites... be sure to leave a gift at the tree, and always say thank you

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    #20

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    SunshineJarboly Report

    Im_Crazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist, she doesnt know her name because she's dead

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way this post has been going I’d be surprised if she wasn’t dead.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She does not have a name. It was too late to give her one."

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLot twist: her name is "Not Imporntant"

    TERYSSA FOWLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yass! but what if its name is litterally "not important"

    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An even better plot twist; THE DAUGHTER IS THE IMAGINARY FRIEND.

    Galactic wolf Of the nebula
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her daughter:no that's the name, not important is her name

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    #21

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    daniellemherzog Report

    Rylee Diehl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DIDNT YOU SAY JONNY OR SOMETHING

    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care who you are, that's f*****g hilarious!!!

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    #22

    Parents-Kids-Imaginary-Friends-Stories

    bethnew Report

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra plot twist: Hallie was hanged there, that's why she likes to hang out.

    LPS PurpleStar #1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least we know ur daughter won't curse when she's older

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 24 year old girl ghost named Kaitlyn who follows me around and hates when I drink. I'm 62.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the day care owner if there ever was a Hallie there, even before the house/building was the day care, and if there was, ask when and how she died.

    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid "is the s bad word" (was) to my sister, when she was younger. LOL

    Elise Tin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pssh. STUPID STUP-OWWWWWWWWWWW!

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    #23

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    FrankLuera Report

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flu is hilarious. I don't blame Flu one bit either.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .0. You dumped your son at an ORPHANAGE ?!?!?!? wHERE? I'll visit.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope to God that last line is a joke

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    #24

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    NorthEastView Report

    Theo C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BURN THE PLAY TENT

    Ethan Collard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people always assume the ghost is evil? it could be a nice ghost!

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    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exorcism time. shadows are demons

    I just say hehehehehe hehehehe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately thought of Freddy Fazbear; 🤣🤣 anyone else? Like maybe Nightmare Freddy??

    Amelia Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite teddy bear as a kid was named Faddy. He was purple.

    Elina Wachtmeister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DESTROY THE PLAY TENT AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.

    ZefRam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha yeah.... imagine burning specific items in your home for no reasons at all.

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    #25

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    buriedwithkids Report

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was kinda me as a kid... I always wanted an imaginary friend but alas, I was not amongst the lucky ones

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not alone. All my cousins had imaginary friends, but I didn't and I felt super left out.

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    LilSugarDemon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have one of mine! Warning: Most of them are dead.

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't have one either, which is surprising as I had an otherwise overactive imagination.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't YOU be that for him, momma ?!!?!?!??! I sure did. I became 'Becky' when my daughter wanted somebody DIFFERENT. It worked. My name is 'Anne.'

    Kaisa Koo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't have an imaginary friend, but I remember pretending that I had one🤭 like I felt I was missing out on something fun.

    Ash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think i ever had an imaginary friend. I would just play alone or with one or two other people

    Elma Young
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy him a full size doll.(Chucky/Buddy)

    Florence Hastings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No imagination? He’s growing up to be an accountant.

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    #26

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    boredwizard Report

    Noah Merrill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to burn that house!

    Denise Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure he's saying it was the kid....small and speaking a foreign language...but it appeared creep in the dark.

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    PeachthePan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    >:0 i want one! (the house/ghost not a kid)

    Sam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all, It is the CHILD, and because the kid speaks Polish, he whispers "strange sounds."

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad is not Polish but the mom is. Because it's dark at night he sees his own son as but a shadow, hearing unfamiliar sounds. Seems ghostly when you're half asleep but no ghost.

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    Tyler Arnold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a plan, I have one for you, Move, ask a person with a wrecking ball to destroy the house, and take the pices of wood left and burn them

    Florence Hastings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he speaks polish then he’s remembering a past life.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope Nope NOPE NO !!! And I ain't afraid of no ghost, seriously. Just NOPE on principal!!!

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    #27

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    mssfax Report

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could you imagine the horror of being an introverted ghost and some kid keeps talking to you, while you want to do is read...

    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's thrifty and fashion conscious? Does she have his this guy's number? Asking for a friend

    laila
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think she's imagining my dad

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd check him out. Maybe a real person befriending kids!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to try and remember the name of this this poor old neighbour who died alone some years ago and whom you completely frogot about.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually LOVE MY MAN in Grey.. wtf ?!?!?

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    #28

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    UnfilteredMama Report

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just the spirit of Amy Winehouse

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did Wino do in the story?

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awhh, man.....the 'mommy' essays. I HATED THOSE, TOO!

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the school won't find out about his two others, Crackhead and Junkie.

    Cathleen cat lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One question is: WHO THE FRICK IS WINO?

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    #29

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    kelcietoomey Report

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her poop is a monster??? LOL what are you feeding that poor kid?

    Tully Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, NOW BURN THE TOILET!!

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, how sweet. Of your daughter. To flush the monster away.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was poop all the time, ya know!

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    #30

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    robertflorence Report

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Syllana is a world of warcraft character.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get more details and then do a little research.

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a perfect time to find out about a totally different culture. Ask her questions about her imaginary friend, where does she live, does she live in a house, who is her family, lots of good questions

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, Syllana only eats grown-up souls. Oh, um, ignore that. You're cool...

    Tully Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *CONCERN*

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    #31

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    sethmnookin Report

    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! Let's not rush straight to the exorcist...maybe she's haunted by the ghost of a dentist? Could save a lot of money.

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    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do kids have to have an imaginary friend? that's weird

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think she got into the listerine on accident, and is looking for someone to blame, IMHO.

    Cathleen cat lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    phhth hahahhahahahah mouthwash. not the name, the word mouthwash.

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    #32

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    FishySnowborder Report

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid: yup exactly like them

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    #33

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    TarynDeVere Report

    AqualiaGuineaPigWolfCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a 50yo man who lies on your bed? where did that idea come from? How did you kid even manage to come up with something like that?

    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, here lies the goldfish that never existed(maybe it’s from another dimension or something).

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INTERDIMENTIONAL GOLDFISH LET'S GO! 🐠🐟

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    Xitlali Alvarez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I killed off all my imaginary friends

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only because he was old you didn't want him to lay on your bed, but if he was younger... hungry goldfish lol

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were that age, I'd just be like, straight up, "he drowned. In the water. After he got a concussion." At the funeral: Me: He was a great and loved fish. He swam, and ate chocolates that i dropped in his bowl. After my dog died for 7 minutes from eating a Lindor chocolate, I realized something. I realized something so terrifying it made my heart tremble. It was at the age of 3 when I realized Jesus as my lord and savior. At 5 when I graduated college. At 10 when I ate a snail and almost suffocated. I realized that just because Bubbles was gone, this does NOT mean I will grow up, having mental breakdowns after my own child saw me eat a gas station hot dog in my van I was about to kidnap my child's crushes mother in. That will NOT be the case. I refuse to let the death of my beloved baby define me. I will rise. And I'll kidnap the father instead. My mother:👁️👄👁️

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the friend a tamagotchi?

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the guy you had an affair with (the 'suit') took your son to the 'fair' (ya know.. like a street fair) and let him win a goldfish with a ping pong ball, for about 30 USD. Am I right ?!?!? ;)

    JENAVIVE RIVERA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a fish and it died from the cold supprisingly not from my cat and i came home and my dad tol me and i started cring i also had a turtle who dissapered

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    #34

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    mat_johnson Report

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Trek Enterprise or NCIS New Orleans Scott Bakula?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quantum Leap - which would be the same Scott Bakula as the other two. But I'm confused as the invisible friend was call Al - Scott played Dr Samuel Beckett who children could see as himself - I'm confused now...

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    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that Scott Bakula (actor's) real name, growing up, is SAMUEL ?!?!?!?

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's awesome! I love that show

    Juliane Groß
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Barf* worst Star Trek captain ever

    Leslie Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has she been watching Quantum Leap?

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    #35

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    Brianhopecomedy Report

    serenagun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need an imaginary friend like this!!

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its probably you no offense i mean all parents need caffeine a huge llot of it

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I get this dealer's name?

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    know where I can meet up with this caffeine dealer? I need a cup.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than drugs, I guess...

    Cathleen cat lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you meant cocaine dealer

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    #36

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    AnthonyVO Report

    Ava Lasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God...... I'm a little worried right now...... ¨Ishi was the last known member of the Native American Yahi people from the present-day state of California in the United States. The rest of the Yahi were killed in the California genocide in the 19th century¨ Born: September 1861 Died: March 25, 1916

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting choice of names on daughter's part. There was a famous native american named ishi (from Wikipedia): Ishi was the last known member of the Native American Yahi people from the present-day state of California in the United States. The rest of the Yahi were killed in the California genocide in the 19th century.

    Beaner
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *strange sounds from the basement*

    Sadie Shinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stares* run the friend over with your car then burn the body

    serenagun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yesh!! raise the dead!! (kidding, that would be terrifying)

    Angel Lyke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evacuate the county...... Excorcism

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    #37

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    davepell Report

    marshmallo nat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i told my sister that our mom and dad are not her real parents. Mom gets calls from lil sis's 'real parents' in NYC about 2wice a week 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    ‏‏‎ ‎
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not funny its just worrying...

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    wade winston wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no i thin she wasnt adopted it think it was just a joke that she kinda beleves

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we have a trascript of that call?

    Cathleen cat lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :( 😐😶😶😶😶😶😨😨😨

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why what did she do wrong this time?

    Qw3stion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your daughter's not good enough for our son!"

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're imaginary too, that's OK. If they're not, RUN !

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should invite them over for drinks!

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    #38

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    mollyesque Report

    NerdyGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! That is YOOOUUUUNGGGG love

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean her imaginary boyfriend???

    William Faulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't make fun of imaginary relationships, I used to have one...

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    Lynn Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Setting boundaries. Good for her.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    21st Century version of the imaginary friend.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d look into that one if I were the parent.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's trying to keep her data limit down

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was already texting too much when he died in a car crash. He's lucky to have found this imaginary friend job with your daughter after that, and you would expect he had learned the lesson about texting too much by now.

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    #39

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    lottie_storey Report

    Theo C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuts is just in the living room singing "IT'S MY TIME, TO SHINE"

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kid really should be more supportive... Nuts may develop emotional problems later.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its nuts to think that this kid went nuts over nuts being nuts

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    MyMomologue Report

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone seen Drop Dead Fred? Drop dead Fred is an imaginary friend to an adult, but it started when she was a kid.

    RealSans666
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with most of these, the brain is right

    The Veil of Fire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When parents watch too many movies. Lol

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either she mimicks mom or dad, or you have an Einstein that needs tested. (OR YOU WATCH DR. PHIL TOO MUCH, HAHA!)

    PercyJacksonfangirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother says that my sister had that in her first house(that was haunted)and my sister says that she I scared that she had played with the ghost

    #41

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    juliahartowitz Report

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your son’s imaginary friend might be a god.

    EchoTheEnby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEAHHHH NON-BINARY IMAGINARY FRIEND LETS GOOOOO

    Qw3stion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he also short and tall and nice and mean and cold and hot

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are notoriously difficult to shop for.

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    #42

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    scottsimpson Report

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Cat and I both like IKEA.

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh...maybe he should stay at IKEA

    pishishiraz
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    4 years ago

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    RachelHarrisBks Report

    Julia B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the imaginary friend must be cast out and directed to go towards the light where everything is wonderful and there's lots of candy.

    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone seems to have made some experience with mean imaginary friends :D

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    Dawn Bodtke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Daughter had an imaginary tiger that she was scared of. Lots of chasing it away at night. Then we watched the Jungle Book and she learned tigers are afraid of bears, so as long as there is a stuffed teddy in each corner of the bed, we are fine.

    Qw3stion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! There's a manual?! Is it at barnes and noble or what?

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you are looking in the wrong one....it must be the Imaginary Imaginary Friends Manual. .... extremely hard to find a copy in good condition.

    ILOVEBAMBOO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I don't think there is a manual.

    Cathleen cat lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um........................................................

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's learning by herself about conflictual situations in relationships and testing her own response capacity, which is easier than doing it the hard way with other real kids, maybe.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, no they don't. But Netflix does lol.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's mad at YOU, or a sibling, MOM.

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    MothaKim Report

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I detest parents & teachers who say "why can't you be more like 'someone else' to kids. My parents did this to me and it made me feel so worthless. It took many years before I felt like I was as good as everyone around me.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you are. Buy the girl some GLITTER, DANG YA, KIM!

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Sparkles is very quiet... and doesn't disturb parents who are trying to sleep.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the last statement.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe Sparkles is just too OP... though your daughter COULD just give them something to nerf them.. ._.

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    FunnyIsFamily Report

    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. Rejected by a figment of your imagination.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe goes on vacation with her.... and comes back with a nice tan.

    Lil' Thottie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🥺that's me and my Reddit and Tumblr friends 🥺😭

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    #46

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    BloggingStaten Report

    JENAVIVE RIVERA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was 3 my mom said she whold wake up at 3 am and see me talking to the wall she asked me "who are you talking to" i said turning around "my friend" we moved out that house aloooooong time ago i think it was hunted to

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' poopypants saved your ass. You'r one of the toys.

    Ghost
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mm I like this ghost, seems we share a passion for arson

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just hang crosses all over my house, start mopping with holy water than MOVE OUT.

    Black Panther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one who thought she said that because she or her imaginary friend think her parent is a toy ?

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    #47

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    StellaGMaddox Report

    PeachthePan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    any name with "Bob" in it is good. i have so many things named bob

    CCTheVampire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob is such a great name! I use Larry a lot too. Specifically for shower caps made for food.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alien Bob looks like an ant on its back and missing two legs.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shush! Please don't body shame! ;-P

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    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named my purse and Ipad Bob....I also named a raccoon bob

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Isn't my imaginary boyfriend so handsome looking all invisible?"

    Angie Buyong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my daughter's IF is called Bob and he has a pet duck.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well at least the friend's name wasn't Adolph and say he didn't like jews lol

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Alien Bob gets along well with your imaginary boyfriend and they talk to get to know each other. He's a bit like his stepfather after all.

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    MrJamesMcMath Report

    Rishikesh M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it gets creepy as my son starts playing with his friend he tells he can see him everywhere whereas all my family members do not see him

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that bad part is if your family would be able to see him but you couldn't...

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    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With your avatar, no WONDER. (hOW MUCH DOES HE WEIGH?) Your son.. not his friend. (and you, also.)

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says McMATH not McDonald's.....Judgmental much?

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    garywhitta Report

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do little kids have some sort of like extraterestial powers?

    Casey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh who let your kid watch all the movies about demons in the first place?

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it is....Call the Priest.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UMMMMM... GRAB THE REMOTE ?!?

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... better safe than sorry. If it IS a demon, you know how to get rid of it. If not, then you're just being a slightly overprotective parent.

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    #50

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    StephanieSimon_ Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, Lamerock just got assigned to another kid once your daughter got too old for him.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know how you pronounce Lamerock. Is is “lame rock” or “lah meh rock”?

    Ghost
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lets all take a moment of silence for Lamerock

    ILOVEBAMBOO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my little brother has an imaginary friend that is named special. Actually, he has a lot of imaginary friends but he calls them special friends. Sometimes he asks to borrow some board games so he can play with his special friends, and he has some mean special friends that he kills when they are mean to me or other special friends. (the killing goes like this. Ben says, "Kill! Kill! Then he says, "He is dead." Actually not very violent.)

    Jay Weigel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read an amazing book called Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend, by Matthew D***s. If you're interested in such phenomena, you should read it. It's kind of fantasy, kind of not. I loved it.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, that 4 leaf clover's wife. Limerick, Lamerock.. Ya know?

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    #51

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    carriemelago Report

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there is a third option if your son is a teenager.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'M THINKING HE LOST ONE!

    Ghost
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sock is the best name ever-

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That buddy should come in pairs.

    Zoe Hoesley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sock damn that’s the best name I’ve ever heard

    #52

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    problogger Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be related to “Nobody”, who used to run in our house when I was little, and get blamed if something got knocked off a table. (Mom: Who knocked the lamp off the table? Me: Nobody. Mom: Hmm, seems like Nobody is always doing stuff they shouldn’t. Me: Yep!)

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sylvia .. 'WELL YOUR NOBODY CALLS TODAY, SHE HUNG UP WHEN I ASKED HER NAME, WELL I WONDER.. IF SHE'S FEELING CLEVER..........................."

    M McKenzie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a "ghost" that lived beside the hotwater tank named "Not Me". Every time my mom would ask "Who did (whatever)?!?", the answer was always a resounding "Not me!!" from all 6 of us kids lol

    #53

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    ScottAllenHill Report

    Mae (just add water)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an imaginary friend. He was a baby crocodile and he had no skin but he wore a diaper. I pushed a swing for him all the time. Unfortunately, I cannot remember his name.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps not....but he remembers yours and knows where you live.

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Imaginary friend was a rat that screamed at random. One time, I asked my parents if he could come to the restaurant. Things got awkward when I told the waiter they skipped "Clyde".

    pandas panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had 2 imaginary friends named pig and pen.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the imaginary to sit on your daughter's lap!

    LPS PurpleStar #1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have an imaginary friend. her name was holly. when I was really young I would tell people not to sit next to me because holly was there. sometimes I feel like she still follows me around because she'd always be there when I was sad.

    ehehehe loki'd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to have so many imaginary friends and i named the first one Mr. Nobody. i think most of them were on vacation all the time, im not sure..

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    CutlerEmily Report

    ILOVEBAMBOO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes parents will get extra food for their imaginary friend- I don't have an imaginary friend but I should make one up so I get extra of my favorites, and say my imaginary friend is not hungry when my mom makes disgusting food.

    ILOVEBAMBOO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edit: The parents will get food for the kid's imaginary friend, not the parents own imaginary friend.

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    Mark Mitchell Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parent: *makes plate for daughter's imaginary friend* *Them knowing it's just a waste of food.*

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    #55

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    epicciuto Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betting he had a twin in utero. Vanishing twin.

    Im_Crazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    lol, i thought that was just a girl thing...

    Dill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, both are equally likely. Why would you think it would be just girls?

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    Popcorn Colonel
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    4 years ago

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    Just covering up some unnecessarily downvoted comments. Move along pandas!

    Dill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? It is literally someone with a mistaken bit of information. Why on earth would you think it was necessary to pull this covering crap on? People are allowed opinions. What IS this covering rubbish for? If people are so easily offended how on earth do they cope with the rest of the world?

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    oscarsauce_ Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your man in the Avi looks a bit like Keanu, tbh!

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    #58

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    TheRaDR Report

    ehehehe loki'd
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 dads...thats pretty dope. I dont have a dad. but i mean like idc he wasn't a good one anyway

    Eva Schmutz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel really bad for you I would never feel how you would because I have two dads because y parents got divorced but it's probably bad

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have 2 dads and no mums, you are immune to yo momma jokes.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be pleased. It also may be a sign early on that your son is gay, in which case support him if he is! ❤️🏳️‍🌈

    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your son isn't homophobic

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    #59

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    robinobryant Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not what you said, it's how you said it. Imaginary friends are easily offended. Check Facebook and Twitter for proof.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t! It just dawned on me that there’s a whole generation of adults who STILL have imaginary friends—-hundreds of them. Some of them have thousands or millions. Cripes.

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    jackiemacd Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what’s the problem? I mean, this could be BS, or an actual problem.

    Amery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let that 'helpful' mom... have her son sleepover.

    #61

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    WriteJoeWrite Report

    Julia B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it's yours and you can tell your daughter he ate it while she slept.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And content, until she says... my friend said you ate their desert!

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could've been worse; imagine if he did...

    AtomKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also ask for a takeaway and have a midnight snack later

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just paid £4 for an extra dessert for yourself. Win!

    Louis Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good parenting here. Well done.

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my kid has an imaginary friend some day, I'm sooo going to try to push the idea that imaginary friends eat imaginary food. :P

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    #62

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    menikgooneratne Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought you were going to say you kicked the imaginary friend out for not paying rent.

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    #63

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #64

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    Tats_n_makeup Report

    Jennifer Gould
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter played with a square of toilet paper when she was 3 years old for a entire weekend. Pushed it in a stroller and placed it in a baby crib. Its name was "Friend Towel" lol

    Bella Zyla Harder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours had a pasta jar lid... she could distinguish it from all the other pasta jar lids

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just covering up a rude comment... nothing to see here.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was a red balloon I named after my favorite comedian on TV. I was a little off on the name but Red Skeleton and I had a great time.

    Rishikesh M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    you mother f****r are sexy come suck my c**k

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    #66

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    keoraborealis Report

    Zoe Hoesley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that imaginary weirdo is trapped burn the house down!!

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    #67

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    allybroecker22 Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    annabelle the doll people, from the conjuring universe. in real life it's a raggedy ann doll.

    ILOVEBAMBOO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that creepy? It has something to do with the name I think but why is anna creepy? I used to have a friend named anna.

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm missing something here.

    Amy Begun Saab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old named imaginary friends for kids 3-4yrs old always makes me think ghost. Scary stuff lol

    #68

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    mommyniri Report

    Louis Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, the friend has a sweet tooth

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time tell her she has to learn to share so they just get one.

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    #70

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    KellieDooley Report

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