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40 Funny Memes And Posts That Sum Up Parent Life, As Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Page
If you’re a parent of a young kid, congratulations, you've already achieved a whole lot by finding time for yourself and giving your brain a well-deserved rest by doing a little scroll-scroll on your phone (or a little surf-surf on your computer).
And boy do we have a treat for you. Turns out, there’s an Instagram page that’s all about parent humor memes. Even if you’re not a parent, consider this a certain kind of meme bootcamp for parents, because these memes are pretty spot-on about what parenting is like.
So, scroll-scroll (or surf-surf) on down to check out the best of the best submissions for the viral Instagram page, and, of course, smack those submission upvote buttons like there’s no tomorrow. Or no yesterday. OK, smack it like there’s no.
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#1
QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago
If it was up to me, I'd say none, because that's the exact thing I'd do
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WindySwede 3 years ago
Is this toxic, helicopter, or the healthy norm? (To collect the phones at night) Genuine question.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
I'd like to say it's healthy norm to help reduce screen time and make sure they don't stay up late. These days people are overly obsessed and reliant on cellsphone and tablets so this could help them develop a healthy relationship with screens or at the very least make sure they get proper sleep
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Via Hawk 3 years ago
Make a noise as though you are smashing something and then stop the alarm. See how devastated they get
Jef Bateman 3 years ago
Being grounded just means they'll all be in the house together to plot their next exploit.
Cory Tollman 3 years ago
Why wouldn't she check to make sure they were all turned off after the first one went off?
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Panda watcher 3 years ago (edited)
I think she’s joking about being grounded, I hope so at least. Never punish anyone, kid or adult for being clever, good natured, funny and creative. Mom better choose her battles cause being grounded just gives them more time to plot the next torture - hehe
too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
Ehh, I think a little punishment is in order. As much as I respect their evil genius, I'd still be absolutely pissed, lol.
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Houseof No 3 years ago
My father got tired of his children calling him at work tattling on one another so he announced over the phone, "the next kid who calls him at work over something silly or stupid, there had better be fire or blood involved or there will be when he gets home." The calls to dad at work halted immediately.
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#2
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
Make an extra effort and teach them empathy. Will work for 99% of all the other issues.
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
....... Or eventually someone will hopefully smack the c**p out of them when they are acting all Karen/Chad on someone.
Adam Muller 3 years ago
Or that things are NOT going to always go their way, learn to deal with it as a citizen of society!
#3
𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗 3 years ago
ok ok ok so heres a fun thing my mom did when i was a kid. She would say she was napping and to wake her up in 30 mins so i could help her clean the house. i would never wake her. Learned later in life thats how she got peace and quiet from me.
kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
Your mom reached Jedi Master level in parenting.
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harpling 3 years ago
A magical unicorn would at least keep the kids busy long enough to let you pee in peace.
VonBlade 3 years ago
i've seen a version of this with a dragon and a different 2nd request. If only my brain could remember.
Scp_049 3 years ago
Except the dragon version was a comic that became a meme template.
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Jodie daubenmire 3 years ago
I haven't peed alone in 38 years, kids, grandkids and somehow it will be great grandkids!
Surfing Panda 3 years ago
I want a sailing yacht, dark blue, preferably 40 to 50 ft, a liveaboard , ....or a girlfriend, a nice looking one that is kind and understanding, who loves me and respects me, who likes to cuddle, kiss and have s*x with me, who will never be nagging and is not attracted to excessive jewelry, handbags or shoes, who is always kind and understanding... For the sailing yacht: an Oyster will do.
#4
Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
I agree, however the child in the photo has been encouraged to pose like this and I find that a lot more unsettling than her clothes .
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Jef Bateman 3 years ago
Those clothes on the right are OK. The 1980s fashions for kids were colorful and joyous. The expression is a little funny, but we've all been there.
Headless Roach 3 years ago
At least your clothes had colours, not only different shades. Let kids be kids?
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
Kids are not models, they are fun! You should not ask them what shoes go with their jacket, you should be asking "Do you want ketchup with your chicken nuggets?" A happy kid with a happy childhood starts with odd shoes on the wrong feet
ThatOneWriter 3 years ago
Thank you! My son picks his clothes 90% of the time. And every time he does, his socks aren't a matching pair and neither are his shoes. And that's okay! It makes him happy and he's a kid. This is when he SHOULD be learning to identify what makes him happy, not how to color coordinate his outfit.
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SaraJean 3 years ago
I find this meme to be a bit odd that it is phrased how "they" dress kids today... when the people dressing the kids on the left, are the grown ups versions of the kids on the right.
Rachel Konefka 3 years ago
I think it's the trauma, they don't want to dress them like they were dressed
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LakeMonster 3 years ago
When kids could be kids and were not seen as profit centers or social media objects.
Phyzzi 3 years ago
Hah. You mean when kids could be farm labor and cheap factory workers? Don't romanticize a past that didn't exist.
Load More Replies... too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
Lol, both good, it just depends on how the girl wants to dress
Fell Ripley(she, they, potato) 3 years ago
Yeah. I don't want to dress like an adult OR a nerd. I'm in between.
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Astor.exe 3 years ago
the 'today' pic is kinda creepy. dressing 9 yr old girls to look like 20 yr old
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Your Local Slytherin 3 years ago
I read the "i got 99 problems" and my mind immediately went "but a b***h ain't one"
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
Go ahead & admit that the toddler is the best thing that’s ever happened to you- we know you love that little troublemaker!🫶🏼
So, Parents Humor (stylized ParentsHumor without the space) is an Instagram page that currently clocks in at a bit over 54,000 on the follower scale. While the page seems to have become a tad bit inactive, with its most recent post being from 29 weeks ago (over a half a year already), it still has a sizable collection of humor packed into meme form across nearly 400 posts.
According to the Insta page, the genius behind it is a mother of 4 who described herself as “just a mom who is tired of being tired!”—all too relatable for parents who have learned that there is a state beyond exhaustion, tiredness and fatigue put together.
#6
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Come to mama, let me kiss that little bruise THAT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE IF ONLY-
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
Because you have to say i told you so with your inner voice. Yes, me as well.
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Savannah Newman 3 years ago
I say maybe you should pick your stuff up off the floor hmm...teachable moment haha
Jack Harris 3 years ago
Can't empathize... I couldn't trip over toys that were thrown away if I had to be told a third time. Seriously. That's why i learned the lesson at a young age that actions have consequences, and I'm a respectful, law abiding, grateful grown was a result. *I'm taking to you! Parents who let your kids get away with whatever the hell they want!*
#7
Hphizzle 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure my parents thought I’d be a lawyer or a sketchy used car sales person with the amount and skill of the arguments I had with them as a child.
Sans Serif 3 years ago
At age five, my youngest daughter was summoned to the dining room for a family meeting about her behavior. She kept us waiting a good 15 minutes and when she finally arrived... she was carrying a briefcase!
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Janis Wise 3 years ago
I have a 6 year old granddaughter whom I sometimes (most of the time) lovingly (nope, not lovingly one iota) refer to as “The Spawn of Satan” (I toss in a few foul swear words before and after that for color). Out of the obvious choices I’m already choosing “Long Term Serial Killer”. Her mother is typically soft and feels “Life in Prison for Bludgeoning Husband to Death without a chance of parole” is her guess. Without a Chance for parole because she’d record it on her phone and post it on social media saying “Oh look, the dumb S****. tripped and fell on my axe…. 27 times! Accidents happen.” Judge? Not even a little amused.
#8
Via Hawk 3 years ago
My friend and I asked our friend "how are the kids?" To which he responded "they're alive, I think." Earlier that week he left the kids alone to pick up a pizza (he's not abusive, I promise, they were fine alone and he was gone for less than ten minutes, and they're old enough to take care of themselves for ten minutes) it was just pretty funny because the were dramatic af like "you abandoned meeeeee"
Phyzzi 3 years ago
My kids when I go to the bathroom or work in the yard...
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Sometimes it feels like people use social media JUST to make other people feel bad about themselves.
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
I cook so freaking much for Thanksgiving. Then I have to freeze leftovers. But it's a lot of fun!
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
This except in dad form. Other dads get the lawn mowed, truck fixed, porch painted. I just wonder how the hell. I tell my daughter I need to run to the bathroom real quick and I get "Nope" along with her little hand vise gripping my finger..
Phyzzi 3 years ago (edited)
Don't worry. Fellow (full time) dad here, you are not alone and you are doing well.
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Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
If you finish the day with as many kids as you started out with... you were successful!
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Daman dan 3 years ago
I don't trust anyone that doesn't believe that their kids are little turds occasionally.
Rosy Maple Moth 3 years ago
Sadly, there are so many mean kids out there whose parents think they’re little angels because they don‘t wanna see the truth.
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Tamra 3 years ago
Well, kids need to be taught literally *everything* about interacting with the world and people... they're gonna make mistakes and sometimes just be assholes. That's life, man.
Panda watcher 3 years ago (edited)
They are also going to lose when they should’ve won, be teased, get their heart broken, be cheated out of money and lied to at least once…..or at least you hope so. That’s the hardest part of parenting…..letting bad s**t happen to them so they learn disappointment, learn to adapt, make choices, learn all actions have consequences and think for themselves! You are doing him/ her a tragic disservice by protecting them from life’s lessons. Coping, rising above, getting over it, gumption, perseverance, all lessons that can only be learned by loosing- not winning. We have all encountered what types of adults the ones turn out to be that never faced consequences. I feel so sorry for these people , their delayed maturity and remember, I was one of them. Don’t do that to your kid please. Many are never able to face reality and cannot cope, they wind up addicted, depressed, self harming, self defeating, and so alone.
Load More Replies... Sarah SH 3 years ago
I don’t like it when ‘childless by choice’ people act like parents would trade places with them if they could because they are envious of one little thing. (Parent: “Oh I wish I could go to Hawaii too.” Childless person smugly: “Yeah well you chose to have kids.”). I wouldn’t trade my kids for a vacation…
Phyzzi 3 years ago
I think there is a tension between "childless by choice" who often feel harassed or pressured to have kids and "parents who need to vent" who are not upset with their life choices, just needing a momen to reset and be human (especially with the separations of the last few years) where it is easy for the first group to listen to the second group and say "see, this is why parenting sucks" when it just has hard parts but also good parts and easy for parents who need to vent to cling to the good parts of being parents (especially around nonparents) so we aren't forced to defend our life choices over being tired of dealing with poop this week. And of course, there are the people who latch on to either or both groups as people to bring down to feel like they have lifted themselves up, who are the real problem and need to get help.
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Jackie Walters 3 years ago
This is so important. I worked in schools for 25 years, and the majority of parents view school employees as the enemy. Those famous words, my child would never. Yes they would, and yes they did. Consequences in school are less harsh then the real world.
Phyzzi 3 years ago
I get a little of an impression that is changing as parents connect over the fact that it's a mixed bag and society is willing to let you be a "good parent" and still have kids that, indeed, did that thing, and probably those other things. I think we are also adopting a culture of working together for the best outcome instead of being as adversarial about it, so parents are more likely to come in and tell a teacher "honestly they need to work on X and Y, we are trying, but we wanted to make sure you knew" or teachers will say "hey, you might want to look into figuring out if your child needs help with x" and while it may be hard for parents to hear that still, it's not generally considered the direct attack I think many saw it as in the past.
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Jason 3 years ago
Well, I appreciate how hard it is. Thanks for helping be a fellow good father example.
Load More Replies... Lene 3 years ago
I remember that my oldest had a phase where she was like demon possessed while I tried to get us ready to get to the kindergarten. I would tell the kindergarten teachers when she'd been extra tough to deal with. And they would not believe me! In kindergarten she was the most adorable little girl that always put a smile on everyone's face. Until one day, when I picked her up. The teacher who handed her to me was like *😳* and then she said "I think we met her demonic side today....". Since then they believed me when I told her she'd been hard to handle in the morning. Lol.
Jordan Riopelle 3 years ago
I call my.kids turds daily. My term of endearment for them. Then my middle child asks what a turd is and my oldest tell her it's a small poop. Middle child.was in shock."but you call us turds all the time!"
KWilly 3 years ago
Don't let them know I call mine a Turd Burglar! They might REALLY be shocked! I also call her a Dingleberry and my husband hates it!
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Proud Mommy 3 years ago
I did this once. So funny. Woke up found out I ordered a new round table with 4 bar stools. Still have the table today...lol
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
Free returns tho! I'm on a first name basis with all the employes at UPS
The page features a little bit of everything. Mostly memes, but also moments in the life of a parent and witty “just parenting” quotes.
Yes, it’s a certain kind of venting when you really think about it, pointing out just how exhausting and relentless kids can be. But at the end of the day, it’s all humor, laughter, and a positive outlook to parenting.
Yoga pants are a conventional preference. Kids tripping over their toys for the 100th time despite being told to clean up is a great teaching opportunity (and a good opportunity for a giggle). Perpetual exhaustion is a symptom of your dedication to raising amazing human beings. It’s true, it’s challenging, but it’s great.
#11
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
I've still got more pregnancy wear than "normal" clothes, and the twins will be 2 in January. That's working from home and only being at the office or in the city 10 times in a year.
Sivi 3 years ago
Mom hates going cloth shopping with me cause she knows I lie when I say I need to replace pj or comfy cloths.
Theresa Carroll 3 years ago
I honestly relate.. I just get overloaded when I go out, after too much stimuli I kinda break and get like a fog in my head and I get agitated easily, I can't be around to many people, it's exhausting.. I'd rather be curled up on the couch with my hubby watch our 2yr old play and binge something on Netflix than go out..
#12
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 3 years ago
I have my neice and my nephew, my nephew whom is 6, screams and cries if I tell him he can't use my good pencil sharpener, but if my dad offers to let him use his, he sobs harder cus mine "is better "
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Chris B 3 years ago
Absolutely true. I can be doing five things at once and my wife sitting on the couch, our daughter will still scream for me from the other room and not accept anyone else's help 😅
Jason 3 years ago
Same here hah. "no I want Daddy to do it!" As I'm cutting up raw chicken for dinner.
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RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
I was literally sitting next to my daughter, and I hear her scream "mommy, can you open this yogurt!". I'm sitting right next to you kid.
Darkiriscat 3 years ago
That's me, the kid, but my father has a depression, so everything goes through my mom. I'm trying to help her.... but somethings she told me to ak her
Harum Skarum 3 years ago
You seem like a very compassionate person. You should be proud. ❤️
Load More Replies... too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
Most kids seem to go through that weird phase where they are obsessed with one parent and refuse to have anything to do with the other. And then they switch.
VM37 3 years ago
WHEN it that swich due? Mine are 6 and 3. Still mum phase
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Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago
Probably because if they were like my father; Dad would eat at least 2 out of the pack
Dean Bernales 3 years ago
We're talking about yogurt, right? Not children...
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Missy Corron 3 years ago
Yup. Walk right past dad sitting on couch to wake mom (who got in at 8 am from work) to ask to play WII which is next to dad on couch.
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Rachel Mion 3 years ago
One of my precious darlings gave me this as a gift. I love it but worked at a school at the time, so thought it inappropriate to put on my car. Mine said some great kids.
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Alice Landers 3 years ago
During COVID and virtual learning the liquor store by my grocery store had an outside sign that said "School Supplies"
Squee She 3 years ago
Childfree here, can you nurse while drinking? Never going to concern me just curious 😂
Aisling Raye 3 years ago
No, but you can buy test strips to test the alcohol content of your breast milk to determine when you can safely breast feed after. Or you pump before you have a drink. (I'm also child free but have three god kids. My best friend, their mom, is how I know that interesting bit of info)
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Sammie 19 3 years ago
Shouldn't be drinking alcohol when you are the sole adult taking care of minor children, especially babies. Alcohol slows reaction times and can also cause you to be sleepy. My eldest was 3 months old and her dad and I went out for a meal for the first time time since having her. He had a few beers and I refused alcohol. We got home and my mother in law said my daughter had been good and was asleep. I checked and she was fine. So we went to bed. A couple of hours later I woke up suddenly and I listened but couldn't hear anything but got up and went to my daughter. She was vomiting and choking on it. I picked her up and helped her. If I'd had even 1 glass of wine I'd have slept and not woken up till morning and she would have been dead.
#15
Ozymandias73 3 years ago
OMG, my youngest step-daughter was DYYYYYING b/c she wanted to be on the high school lacrosse team. SO...we spent x amount of money getting all this equipment, uniform, etc. only to have her no longer want to do it 3wks later. We. Were. Not. Happy.
Bobby 3 years ago
I like to view this as a lesson in integrity. You have your words to your club/ team that you would be there for a certain amount of time. You don't have to come back next season, but you will see your commitment through
Dean Bernales 3 years ago
That's what my parents told me when I said I wanted to not play football before the season had even started. And back then the fee was only $25. Best lesson I ever received about following thru on my commitments.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
I printed a fake lease and drove over an hour to get my address changed so tae know do wouldn't charge me $500
This isn’t the first or only time we’ve covered the funny side of parenting, so if you need a little bit more parenting humor, you can check out Got Toddlered, which shows how much life changes when you become a parent.
Or you can check out the numerous iterations of humorous tweets about parenting that Bored Panda has also covered here, here, here and here.
But don’t go, keep scrolling as there is much more you haven’t experienced in this article alone. Like the rest of the submissions and the comment section, where you can share your funny parenting moments, or tips, or maybe even moments from a life without kids!
#16
Bored&InSchool 3 years ago
all the cool kids have mothers which have too much money on their hands
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Jessica Massie 3 years ago
I'm 45 and wearing my mom's work clothes. No shame there. She has incredible taste, and we're the same size. When I was little we wore hand-me-downs, and I have zero issue with the same now.
#17
Tiny Treev 3 years ago
I tend to change out of my pjs only to put on sweatpants and a hoodie, then at the end of the day, change back into my pjs after a shower. Lol and I’m still young
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
You can do it. Just return here to tell the results. 😜
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amanda wright 3 years ago
Its more like pick one and we will see how it goes.
Load More Replies... Panda watcher 3 years ago
My trick to motivate myself AND the Y chromosome mate….invite his Mom over this weekend. I clean whole rooms and finish chores….he helps, admits one of the kids smell so bathe them all….he gets the kids to Tidying the yard, cause his Dad will look first thing, comment and offer a better way to blow leaves and grill. By the time parents get here, we are all so exhausted we look relaxed and they think the kids are so well behaved, they really are just pooped.
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago (edited)
Id rather my parents just not come over
Load More Replies... Trophy Husband 3 years ago
The kids always win, because it they don't then they tell me I'm running their lives and throw a tantrum until I help them. By the time I get done, I'm too late to care about the house or me.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
This is where my planning panic works wonders: my coworkers said I'd have to kick the habit of planning everything once my twins would be born. Instead, I'm laying out my and my children's clothes the evening before, I'm packing the bags we need, I'm preparing the snacks... We look good. The flat, not so much. But I'm thinking about getting a cleaning service once a week so that wouldn't be so bad. Does it help with the stress levels? Nope.
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LooneyLovegood 3 years ago
This is an issue until about 12 when they decide waking up is an hour long panic attack
Passerby 3 years ago
At what age does that panic attack stop? I am 30 and it has not stopped yet. Please tell me it goes away at 31.
Load More Replies... Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
Wait 'til they become teens then they get up when you go to bed and keep you awake all night
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
You just described babies. Please don't scare me like that. I can't go back to loosing nights.
Load More Replies... O.M.Miki 3 years ago
Dude we had to make mommy rules once we moved into our new house. Like if it's the weekday and i have to leave by 6am and your school doesn't start until 8 ( you can walk theer in 3 min) stay asleep until i'm gone. and if it its the weekend and you wake me up at 6am because you want something i don't need to do or make until 8 - leave me be or you'll wish it was the weekday ;)
Ritchey Ritch 3 years ago
This is wild to me. My parents were very clear on boundaries at a young age. Been riding my bike to school since 4th grade.
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enigmatic crab 3 years ago
because my parents make me!i am still a teenager!
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Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Hey, I wash, cook, clean, sew AND iron... I'll make someone a great wife someday! LOL!
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Trophy Husband 3 years ago
My wife fights to get them to eat vegetables. I respond "we already lost that battle, if they will eat 5 bites of Mac and cheese, that's good enough!"
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
Soup? Eggs? Tuna? Mac & cheese? Toast & P.B.? All perfectly acceptable, especially with cereal as dessert!
Kimberly Lee 3 years ago (edited)
Also, if you wait long enough to put away the laundry they'll outgrow it and it can go straight into the donation bag. You're welcome.
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Will Cable 3 years ago
No, I couldn't find a time machine to go back in time and say "Not tonight, I've got a headache"
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
😹😹😹 The worse thing is that now that we have then, we can't live without them.
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Spittnimage 3 years ago
I always politely say yes even tho I'm annoyed as hell I couldn't find that one thing that's not with the rest of it's kind.
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cecilia kilian 3 years ago
Friday night was dessert night. Everyone ate a healthy portion of vegetables or fruit ( tomatoes, grated carrots, veg soup, melon...) then we made crepes or brownies together and watched movies. Great memories.
#25
Cassandra Adams 3 years ago
Get in touch with some OCD friends and have a housecleaning party if you can't find a super mom
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Jason 3 years ago
I think my son needs to host a ted talk on it. Got mouth marks all over my shirts toddler height
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MygrandsonscallmeNia 3 years ago
My youngest grandson, decided to wear his scream mask to the chiropractor with me... He gets in front of the door,that goes back to the rooms. He stands there, just staring down the hallway, and one of the assistants runs into the receptionists office all creeped out! I.was afraid I laugh out loud...
Rachel Cobb 3 years ago
At least you know where he is. (And yes, I'm stereotyping by saying "he" but... Come on.)
#27
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
No... no you can't. Kids have an inconvenience system built in that alerts them to wake and annoy at the most inconvenient moments
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Just don't forget to take the kids along to that play date. don't ask me how i know.
Lisa H 3 years ago
Wine is classy and therefore a way to set a positive example for your children /s
Load More Replies... Bored Raven 3 years ago
I approve of only those parents who DO NOT want to plan play dates. Because who needs that extra pressure. I don’t want to. E friends with you. My kid wants to be friends with your kid.
O.M.Miki 3 years ago
dude my kids are 11 and 12 and like i only approve my kids friends that show no signs of being assholes of any kind - cause the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and if you can't be friends with them my brain is already confirming I wont be friends with the parents at some point. just being honest
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
Screw the water, milk and sugar. Just eat it with a spoon from the containers (why stop at one)
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J R 3 years ago
I hate when parents do this. Tired is tired, doesn't matter how you got that way. You don't hear me saying: I wish I was as tired as I thought I was before having a 3 day adderall binge and being awake 72 hours straight without eating. Nope, I would never say that because it's ridiculous of me to assume I know how you feel/have felt.
GlamourGhoul 3 years ago
I just found out Starbucks cold brew can come in a trenta!!!! (30oz coffee and I'm still tired.)
Bree B 3 years ago
I've watched a 2 toddlers for longer than 4 hours babysitting and worked 12 hour shifts. 12 hour shifts are much more work hands down.
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Verified Loser 3 years ago
And my mom seems to have forgotten because this is precisely why I shower at 10:30 pm and she has the audacity to get mad at me lmao
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K W 3 years ago
Lol this brought back memories. My kid went through a phase where he would cry no matter what when we went to the grocery store. I felt so bad for him and anyone else in the store. Sometimes I'd get unsolicited advice about how he was probably hungry/cold/too hot/tired etc. I was like no he just hates stores.
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
Most kids these days I see sitting in the bigger area of the cart instead of the actual seat.
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
Yup. Makes me crazy, but god forbid you say something. OK, “Fine lady, don’t cry to me when you need a call to 911”
Load More Replies... Sarah Williams 3 years ago
The adult and the child's expressions look like they're at different events.
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Lene 3 years ago
I have 3 kids and I am in full Christmas prep-mode. I have sorted our Christmas decorations and made a creative Christmas-box (because we'll have a day of making new decorations etc). It's been a month since I had all the presents for the kids' advent calendars bought and I wrapped the last ones last week (with the help of my mom.). I even got my bf a gift for each of the advent Sundays and a Christmas stocking with his fav nfl-team. Today I found stockings for all the kids to hang in 2 stores (the stores will put a little candy in each stocking on each Sunday in advent). Today I also wrote the first 6 Christmas cards. I am on a ROLL!!!! (I love to prep for Christmas early so I will have the last important Christmas-stuff done by the first week of December at the latest. I usually start in August by finding small presents for the advent calendars at flea markets etc. Can actually recommend it 100%!). I love to have a relaxed December for as long as I can. :)
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
and it's always the crappy candy that's left at the end
#34
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
I was the kid that ate the entire pickle tray and didn't share.
Kermit 3 years ago
Last year. We did McDonald's. We just didn't feel like cooking and I was completely fine with that decision. I think Thanksgiving food is overrated anyways
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Anthony Villoria 3 years ago
Ask tons of people out to thanksgiving dinner so you don't waste anything.
Tim Douglass 3 years ago
Many years ago, when our kids were young and we lived far from other family, we asked them what they wanted for thanksgiving dinner, turkey or ham. The unanimous choice was mom's homemade pizza. So that has been our thanksgiving and Christmas go-to dinner for the last 20+ years.
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
And he was happy & you were happy & all was well. 👏🏼
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Aldhissla VargTimmen 3 years ago
For years when I was a kid my parents decided to just do appetizers followed by dessert bc us kids would stuff our faces with appetizers, then not eat, then eat a load of dessert. I loved it ^^
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
That sounds… AMAZING! GENIUS! I’m gonna do this for Christmas !
Load More Replies... Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
My grandmother would say she was the only person who had to make hot dogs for Thanksgiving. She made them, though. My brother never grew out of it, but I did.
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Luz Onsurez 3 years ago
Yup, when they told you when u were small that if u kept doing that face it was going to stay like that. Well guess what? it's true, I have a permanent tired face.
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Lisa H 3 years ago
It's out of frame, in the form of six empty bottles on the coffee table.
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Existent 3 years ago
I noticed that too :D just watched it again a couple of days ago
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Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Hell, NEVER go to IKEA... they may find you in oh.... about two months.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Good thing the photo is cropped not to show kids jumping on the car roof
#39
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
🙋unless they did something they weren't suppose to then tell em
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
My kids are in their 30’s and yet… I still feel my blood boil when the boss is mean to him or Her boyfriend makes her sad. I guess it never stops!
Cat Mom times 10 3 years ago
Me too, when my son was in school and would come home and tell me someone was mean to him I would ask him if I needed to come to school, he always said no because he knew what would happen if I did and he was afraid he'd get retaliated against. I still would handle things though lol.
Load More Replies... MygrandsonscallmeNia 3 years ago
I've been told, I'm venomous, when it comes to my kids! Mess with them, and you unleash the Beast!
Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
Not a mom. I have a nephew I love with all my being. When he was a kid he took karate. I was visiting Dallas and I went to see one of his classes. I don’t remember what he did to p!$$ off the instructor, but my nephew was a green belt and the instructor had a second degree red belt go after him, telling her to back him into a corner and kick him in the head. Mom handled the situation better than me. I had to get up and walk out because little me was ready to race over and take on a second degree black belt. Oh don’t think I couldn’t, because at that point, oh ya. His mom went to the owner of the school. The instructor did not finish the class and fired on the spot. My nephew is now 6ft 6in tall and 325lbs of pure muscle. I still say don’t mess with him, or you’ll have me to deal with.
Cat Mom times 10 3 years ago
My son is 23 and I'm like this also don't mess with my cats, dog, chickens or goats lol. My son likes to go around telling people " my mom is nice just don't p**s her off" lol
Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
and six of them will be one fraction od the S**T that my kids can do. the seventh will be shouting so loudly i will almost be heard over you crying because I spilt milk over your car, skunk half of sainsbury's into your shopping bag, told a random person that you hit me, subsequently ran into the road screaming, stealing a toy car from tescos and saying that you did it and when you get home, creating a mountain of laundry with clothes you did not even know you had,
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#41
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
My mom looked great after 6 kids. Although it was difficult to hug her with a straight jacket on and the mask didn't have a vent on the front like Hannibal Lecture's
Lizzie 3 years ago
pfffft. y'all are losers. my mom has seven kids and my grandma has eleven. wanna know how they keep them in line? you spank em. it works. seriously.
Whippet With A Cheeseburger 3 years ago
Prepare to be downvoted into the pits of hell. My condolences.
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foxgirl158 3 years ago
This is me and my mother, except the roles are reversed and I can't vent to her because usually, my issues are with her lol
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Natty Tempest 3 years ago
I read these as a new dad to a 1mo. Old and sincerely hope I will be more supportive...
El MasChingon 3 years ago
this should be titled moms complaining about their kids because that was the majority of this list
Natty Tempest 3 years ago
I read these as a new dad to a 1mo. Old and sincerely hope I will be more supportive...
El MasChingon 3 years ago
this should be titled moms complaining about their kids because that was the majority of this list
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