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After the popularity of Overheard L.A. and then Overheard New York, it seems that we have all become nosy little eavesdroppers. While listening in on strangers conversations should still be considered rude and intrusive, sometimes you can't help but pick up a juicy snippet of gossip, completely out of context, that is just comedy gold.
People are taking to Twitter in their thousands to document these random overheard conversations, and while this may suck in terms of our privacy when out among strangers, its certainly good for a laugh on the internet!
Scroll down below to check out some of the best, compiled in a list by Bored Panda. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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Julie Lynn 7 years ago
What a Perfect statement on the next generation! I love this! Sad but True!!!!!!!!!
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I_AMAFACE 7 years ago
Wait... he's bad in the seventh book? Nooo! I wanted to find out myself!
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Andrew Gibb 7 years ago
Shame someone can't release Trump from his job with the gift of a sock
Joyce Stewart 7 years ago
Allyou students of voting age, do NOT miss the Elections this years. You have to take back every seat in every state to reign him in. I'm a Canadian, in Canada, and we and the rest of the world need you young men and women more than ever! Thanks in advance.
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WaLe 7 years ago
Was I the one one who pictured Janet from The Good Place happily organizing there?!? XD
Wyndmere 7 years ago
: ) Thank you for finding a different association for Janet than RH.
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Noë Mie 7 years ago
I am Janet. I go to people's house and organize the little wraped sugar by color, that makes us feel complete don't judge.
Wyndmere 7 years ago
Hehehe... are all us Janets detail oriented and organized?
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Ellie Burningham 7 years ago
ROCKY HORROR!!!!!! Can anyone else hear the monotone villager people in the background?
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Benj 7 years ago
I'm guessing it's not because some people may not understand what Tai Chi is... but you're right - it definitely should be higher!
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Julie Lynn 7 years ago
I agree with Pi.... This full-on deserves to be higher on the list! Too true and funny!!
Sophia Cai 7 years ago
For everyone with no idea what Tai Chi is: I'm not sure since I don't do it(I'm a TEEN) but from what I see it mainly involves waving your hands around slowly. It's usually done by old grandpas :)
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
It's not sad, it should p**s you off. A-holes like this man seem to think it's perfectly ok to say this kind of c**p just because Dumb Trump got elected. He's a racist and a bigot and this is NOT acceptable behavior. UGH!! >:(
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SykesDaMan 7 years ago
At the beginning of this story I thought to myself: "A 70 y.o and a 40 y.o? So, two old men?" And then I remembered I'm 40 and forgot to read the rest of the story...
Outatime 7 years ago
Wow, Lots are saying it's fake! But I don't think this is so hard to believe, assumptions are made everyday that are wrong and very silly. I am the female facility manager of a welding/service shop with 30 employees and at least once everyday a man assumes I am the receptionist and asks me for coffee while they "wait for the manager" or whatever. I have dumbfounded many old men who can't seem to understand that there isn't a male in this building with more authority than me.
lisa H 7 years ago
Great story.. but cardiac surgeons are Surgeons.. they don't work "in the ER".
Sabal Minor 7 years ago
Pardon me, your racism is showing. What an entitled baby boomer asswipe!
Sarah Figini 7 years ago
"I am a cardiac surgeon, so be nice, you might be on my table one day soon, you old fart"
Gibberint Dark 7 years ago
For some reason when I read this, in my head it was in the voices of William Shatner and George Takei...... :-)
Lu 7 years ago
As an asian person, there are for sure stereotypes and they go both ways. But to be honest, "we" have it easy, one of my closest friends is African-Canadian and the things he shared with me recently just floored me. "I hear your people are afraid of snakes" " You must be good at basketball" Once was profiled for looking like someone else, crazy world we live in!
criminalgirl 7 years ago
No it's not sad or funny, the older man is a product of his generation, unfortunately.
Every day is Caturday 4.0 7 years ago
Why can’t it be sad that the older man is the product of a racist generation?
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Zori the degu 7 years ago
Poor son! It's ok to be religious, but do you have to force others to be the same? This mom is same like my grandma who doesn't believe in evolution.
Heather Johnson 7 years ago
I totally agree with you. My husband and I are not religious at all. We have a 6 year old daughter and we are just gonna let her find her own way in that department. We aren't pushing anything on her.
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Daria B 7 years ago
I thought the church was closed at 3am.... Makes me curious, which religion and church (as community) is it? In the Catholic church, the latest mass you get is the midnight one on Christmas eve. And it's not even seen as obligatory, just a tradition.
anna santi 7 years ago
Yeah - in all my travels all over the world, I've never even heard of a 3am mass. Even at monasteries.
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Angie Chan 7 years ago
It's not about what God wants, it's about what believers think God wants.
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Pamela 7 years ago
He was part of the cause, along with the rest of us! Romans 3:23 ...for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God... Romans 5:12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned...
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
F**k your b******t god and the c**p you were made to believe by indoctrination. Your little book was written by narcissists, liars and fakes. Open your eyes.
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Pi... 7 years ago
At this point, answer an imaginary phone call in that very language. And slow turn and smile devilishly at their horrified expressions
Nomadus Aureus 7 years ago
Two of my mates were dissing a professor in our native language. To our absolute horror, we heard someone talking in his voice on the very same language. Yep. It was him. That smile he gave us... I'll never forget.
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Kjorn 7 years ago
funny to say that we find it funny, but if it was 2 guys who says that for a girl we find it not ok
Daria B 7 years ago
I still find it not okay. But ar least they didn't actually grop him.
Load More Replies... Risa Lovee 7 years ago
This reminded me of something my friend told me regarding the time when she and her mom were shopping at this Chinese shop and her mom who is not Chinese but can speak Chinese overheard the workers talking bad about them ^^;;
Echo 7 years ago
This reminds me of a conversation I heard standing behind 2 Latino men in the line at the gas station. They were talking about a young lady behind the register as they checked out. After she took their money they looked at one another and one of them said something and laughed. The young lady who was not Latino looked at him and said, "Did you just call me a B***h with money?" I was astonishing to believe they would have the nerve to do that just because they thought she wouldn't know their language.
Walkus-Andrew Andrea 7 years ago
Lol. Awesome! I hope you let them know you knew what they were talking about. Hahahaha
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A S Koziol 7 years ago
How about THAT as a foundation to build on! I want this man/woman as my trainer! (I think I'll write this on a sticky note and leave it on my treadmill...)
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Zori the degu 7 years ago
I see nothing weird about it. A normal young person expressing his opinion. When I was 10, most of the decent people my age were the same.
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Pi... 7 years ago
10 yos know what an abortion is? Damn, it's been a while since I've been ten!
Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago
I knew what an abortion was at 10, but then again I was a weird child.
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Catherine Burnham 7 years ago
What my actual 8 year old said to me after hearing about abortion: "thanks for not aborting me mom, I don't think I would have liked to die." My 8 year old is smarter than this 10 year old
Bethany Lingle 7 years ago
It's not just the women's bodies that's the issue, it's a human life on the line...
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Hans 7 years ago
Having a sex playlist is not awkward enough? And regarding the anthem: everyone should STAND UP anyway...
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Having a playlist of songs that you play during an intimate time isn't anything unusual. Many people listen to the radio, and others just put on the music they like to accompany and improve the atmosphere even more.
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Phil The Computer 7 years ago
*USSR national anthem plays* Stops having sex and salutes to the ghosts of Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin
Christine K 7 years ago
If this happened between my boyfriend and I, we'd definitely laughed like hell and then continue getting busy :D
Isabel Care 7 years ago
Meatloaf, Paradise by the dashboard light. "Stop right there" and he did. It sounded like his mum
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person (i think) 7 years ago
awww, you can be a real killjoy sometimes. ;)
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Emily Fravel 7 years ago
I listen to the police scanner solely for the weird s**t I hear. “This is office BlahBlahBlah. I’m on 70 at the Miller-Kelton exit. There are three naked men having a fist fight in the left lane.” “This is office BlahBlah. A deer has just jumped into my vehicle. He seems very angry.”
~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
Now you'll tell me the Illuminati wear shorts. Ok.
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Krissy Vaughan 7 years ago
I find it strange that you didn’t know those people were toxic until they were gone!
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Voola Papas-Josifovski 7 years ago
The problem is they don't understand that they are toxic ! Please go away .
Claudia Kahana 7 years ago
plz let this happen imagine....... trump losing his voice......... ahhhhh.
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Zori the degu 7 years ago
Finally a good use for those claws that are never worn short even after 3 hours of play in the park.
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Heather Johnson 7 years ago
No shame here but I was the same way when I got on my first flight at 18 years old lol
Maci Wilcox 7 years ago
I think the little boy is nervous and trying to make sure his dad knows what to do in case of an emergency
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Heather Johnson 7 years ago
I've always thought of it as "fancy" too. Even when I was a kid. It's just so classy and proper. I love it much more than my thick a*s southern accent. Lol.
Stacie 7 years ago
Believe me, there are so British accents that will never sound classy!!
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Martin Forbes 7 years ago
There is no such thing as a single "British" accent. There's English, Welsh, Scottish, Irish accents and all the dialects in between that make up the UK or Britain.
Sarah Figini 7 years ago
I get this a lot "oh wow youre posh"...no, im not, im just English living in North America...get higher standards
Mixedupste 7 years ago
I take it the women wasn't from Liverpool then as they talk like there mouth is full of water!
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Bunnies4Zwin 7 years ago
They will betray you and all your secrets will be known
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Magpie 7 years ago
And don't get the subtleties of the polite fictions we all maintain. ( sorry multiple posts didn't think it through right )
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Allana Rose 7 years ago
OUCH!! I bet the mom's face turned bright red! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY NOW!!
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Brandi Alcock-Allen 7 years ago
Ha! My sis-in-law does this. Makes me giggle, especially as they’re still friends.
Esté 7 years ago
Hus-band.. the're separated now, so now he is the was-bend..
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Sharon Hahn 7 years ago
I call mine Dumb A*s. I doubt they'd put that one in the dictionary.
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Heather Johnson 7 years ago
I do this with my daughter. I'm always closest to the street and on those rare occasions when she comes in my room in the middle of the night to get in my bed, I always sleep closest to the door just in case I gotta pull out my Kimber Solo and whoop some intruders a*s. Hahahahaha.
Andi Sobek Cohen 7 years ago
I dated a guy who followed all the chivalry rules - slept on the side of the door closest to the door (I had never even heard of that one), walked on the street side of the sidewalk, walked up stairs after me and down stairs in front of me.
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Julie Lynn 7 years ago
Actually, he is a little guy but his manners are very caring and true. In the old days, I do believe the men always walked on the side of the street to protect the women from the trash being thrown from the windows or the splatter from the streets. A very fine young gent., indeed! :)
Maggie Dougherty 7 years ago
They threw the chamber pots contents, out of the window, and it was to keep women safe from getting splashed with s**t, literally!!
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Vicky Zar 7 years ago
I never know how old I am. Its getting on my nerves
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
It's pretty normal. My dad asks me my birthday and how old I am whenever he needs to know it for something. I don't forget my birthday because it's my brother's too, but I've had to correct my age by a couple of years in forms before, and I'm from 90 (easiest math ever).
Echo 7 years ago
Sorry your year used to be easiest. You are old now. The people in 2000 have the easiest math ever. I know. I was from 80 the easiest math ever till you came along.
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Gabi Horvath 7 years ago
Must be my dad, for the cake they have bought with my mother for my 29th birthday, they asked for number candles. The girl in the pastry shop asked which number they would need. My father frowns, think, then turns to my mom "Honey... how old is the kid again?"
Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
Dude, I live in a family of 7 where my dad doesn't even remember his own kids birthdays. o.o
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Linda Gulley 7 years ago
Sounds like my husband. He thinks sprinting around with blisters in tropical heat with sunburns as fast as possible is a real blast. We can't slow down and enjoy anything because he feels we're wasting money if we're not always on a ride.
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
Wait! Isn't that just Donald Trump except he flies into the White House to screw up our government?
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7 years ago
Dad's sighing cuz actually he wanna engage in super awesome space travel but can't :(
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
HAHAHA! I would've burst out laughing if I'd heard this exchange. :D
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Kiahna 7 years ago
I'm so confused. Why would you EVER skip dinner at nana's?! I don't get it!
Aunt Messy 7 years ago
You never met my grandmother, then. You do realize that even nasty people reproduce, right? Just because someone manages not to die does not mean that they suddenly become "nice".
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Sarah Figini 7 years ago
one day when after has lost her, he will know the real feeling of deep sorrow and regret and i hope it changes him for the better.
Aunt Messy 7 years ago
Awwww...... My grandmother died a couple of years ago, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. She couldn't hurt people any more. You have no idea what you're talking about and judging makes you look like a fool. .... BTW - there was no one at that funeral, and the memorial service was cancelled because no one RSVP'd, except for a few people who called and said they'd rather have a celebration.
Load More Replies... Carol Williams 7 years ago
That's when you walk past, turn around to face the boys, and lip sync "you are an a*s"....
Lydia Curio 7 years ago
aksweenz, you never know the dynamics of the family. Maybe he was being a jerk, maybe he has a good reason for rolling his eyes at her.
brianna bessling 7 years ago
What I wouldn’t give for one more of the poppy’s hamburgers not even that. What I wouldn’t give for being with him for the time it used to take to him to eat one
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Rebecca Rogers 7 years ago
I had a similar experience. I thought I overheard a neighbor in a nasty domestic violence situation. I was so scared and worried that I almost called my mom to see if I should call 911. Luckily I found out that they were just watching the Lifetime Whitney Houston biopic
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Maggie Dougherty 7 years ago
That made me bust a gut!! Lol I've been married for, 47 very happy years! Very true!
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
On average, married men are happier than single. On average, married women are less happy than single women. In the US, according to the Bathroom Reader, anyway.
Abbie Catania 7 years ago
Soon he will want to have children, that is when you know he has just given up.
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Hans 7 years ago
The all new, protein-enriched Snape-o-Balm. Scars from taming dragons, magical tournaments, or dark wizard encounters? With our new formula, your skin nevet before felt so enchanted!
Smoofy 7 years ago
Haha that sounds like a pitch the Weasley twins would say.
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Darla Johnson 7 years ago
What neighborhood did (s)he grow up in and what happened to their childhood?
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Zori the degu 7 years ago
I don't like most kids but when I hear little children that crazy, I know they'd be something one day
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
Potty training is a never-ending rule we continue to learn through out our lifetimes. In our infancy, we pee and poo whenever the need suits us. We don't care where. In childhood, we try to remember there are places to do that and the bed isn't one of them. In our teens we try not to pee our pants because we drank too many beers. In adulthood we remember all those already learned confinements but sometimes can't hold it any more and just have to go. In old age, we are back to just going when we have to and when it suit us. It is one of those rules that is hard to master through all of life! ;) :D!
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Totally a Dragon 7 years ago
You mean their Aura of Awesomeness. It makes everybody love them.
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Both of my parents talk to my cat, and Mom arranges the window blinds to suit the feline.
Joyce Stewart 7 years ago
Could be he really likes your dog or..could be he doesn't want to come home to dog poo and couch stuffing all over.
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Gillian Black 7 years ago
mirrors are out defunk phones are in. I have a grandie who does this
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Paul K. Johnson 7 years ago
I just turned 55 and still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
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Amanda Harvey 7 years ago
Meh, I mean, numerous bloggers make over a million dollars a year, insanely enough.
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diane a 7 years ago
hmm - I'm British and it took me a few moments to figure that xing was not actually a chinese word - well, ok it is!
Roroset Thomas 7 years ago
I'm British to, and had to look through the comments to find out what it meant. It appears to be specific to the USA.
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LunasTeam 7 years ago
how about just having the sign and no label below.. not like that sign is used for anything else than pedestrian crossing... Sounds like a waste of material to me.
Bored Fox 7 years ago
The only good reason for that extra sign would be that this is in a place that is popular with tourists who do not recognize the traffic signs of the USA. It would be nice that USA would also start using similar traffic sings that are in most European countries. It helps if the traffic signs look similar everywhere.
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Elizabeth Glendinning 7 years ago
I'm British too & thought it was a Chinese sign. In the UK you wouldn't get such a silly sign
Sandra Taylor 7 years ago
i am english and did not understand the sign either until i read the comments. i am sorry america, but it is a stupid, moronic sign, and i would put money on it that a lot of people do not get it.
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Hans 7 years ago
Maybe fifth? I would propose that as the handyman. Particularly in a three-storey building.
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
I got a basement on the 15th floor :) Well, technically it's a storage compartment for a few apartments, but it looks like a regular basement, so that's how everyone calls it :) A matter of hm.. common ground :D
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Iva Ivanova 7 years ago
Ok, basement in my apartment building is on 7th floor... but this is Bulgaria...
Ana 7 years ago
In Germany 1st floor is called Groundfloor and 2nd floor is called 1st floor (if I remember correctly).
Sharon Hahn 7 years ago
This must be why my apartment is numbered the way it is. I'm on the first floor but my apartment number starts with 2.
Load More Replies... Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
“Best country in the world” Which of course would be true - if you removed all the dumb as f**k Americans..
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Iris Omri-Engler 7 years ago
In a few years she will understand that faster is not always better
Kjorn 7 years ago
11 yo and already a cell phone... youth is doomed if you need a cell phone at that age
Vicky Zar 7 years ago
I'm more concerned about the "11 yo and had a girlfriend!"
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Daria B 7 years ago
When I was 11 back in 2000/2001, it was seen as normal-ish to be dating at 11. It's considered as the age of first loves.
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Cats999 7 years ago
I'm not either. You don't shoot a gun with your hips. If he tried, I have a feeling that it would not work out very well.
Heidrance 7 years ago
you..... you don't skin a deer with a gun. you use a knife. the skills, i grant you, are still not transferable.
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Simple explanation... Any 5 year old girl can hula hoop(me). So, he is trying to say he has a master skill, but can't do something so easy a kid can do it. The phrasing is familiar where I'm from, a type of self-humbling.
Danny Root 7 years ago
Wonder if the 20 minutes to skin includes gutting. If so, that's impressive. Then again, I'm always doing it in the freezing cold and on the ground so it's more like an hour.
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Adria Rhodes 7 years ago
What's even MORE sad is the folks that just can't find humor in life. Why so serious?
Lara Li 7 years ago
My great- grandmother died with 97 years. Her secret was one or two shots of schnaps in the morning ;)
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Hans 7 years ago
What is this about "white guys"? Why would their skin colour matter in this regard? So annoying that "guys" is always qualified with a skin colour...
Bekah Jazmine 7 years ago
But white or black or yellow etc, is just a description of the person? It's not meant to be rude. It's just a description. I genuinely don't get why people get so mad about people saying "these white guys"? Isn't it the same as saying "those two girls"? "Those two kids"? I just don't get it
Juana 7 years ago
Bekah, in theory it should be that way, but more often than not people will include skin color to further their agenda. The media has certain groups they like to promote and other groups they like to put down. If a crime suspect was a person of color or in the country illegally, you will not hear those details. Yet if a crime suspect was white and Christian, it will be splashed everywhere.
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John Dunshee 7 years ago
Does anybody know that they had people try to scale the prototypes and fail, even with a 15.00 ladder.
Gillian Black 7 years ago
white guys, white guys , are there pink or green ones somewhere else
Miss MonMon 7 years ago
Only in America do they obsess about skin colour! Who cares if they were white or black?
A Ghost 7 years ago
Apartheid happened. But only in America does anyone obsess about race.
Load More Replies... Phillip Moderow 7 years ago
Just remember, you people are among half the country who LOST. Deal with it.
Sheldon Liberman 7 years ago
Right. Walls have never worked. No other country has them. #johndoesntgetit
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Lydia Curio 7 years ago
:( I don't care if this comment gets down voted, I cannot keep this inside: This is an awful thing to say to any child of any age. We don't own anyone, not even our kids. They are PEOPLE, with their own bodies, their own brains, their own feelings and opinions and no one owns them. not their parents, no one. they are not belongings or things or slaves.
Nini 7 years ago
The answer was "your mother owns THE AIR YOU BREATHE"... Sorry if I hurt your feeling but even I don't see " the air you breathe" as " people"...
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Sushi Smack 7 years ago
their right, i know its "a free country" but technically its a free country for those 18 years and older
Josie Klinar 7 years ago
That is one of the most accurate things I've ever read. Although even more accurate, sadly, would be a white person 18 years and older.
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d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago
Way to go, Mom! You're treating your child like a worthless slave and not a living, breathing human person! Yeah, you go, girl! :/
Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
Okay, so maybe the child should still go to school but saying they have NONE because their mother owns them is pretty f****d up...
Krissy Vaughan 7 years ago
When the kids can pay their own way… fend for themselves … then & only then do they get a right to do whatever they want… until then… their job is to do what is requested of them & contribute to the house hold like going by the rules!
makenzie stephenson 7 years ago
I overheard a boy and his mom in front of the school, Boy: i know my rights you can't make me go to school, or (started to list chores) Mom: you have no rights till your 18 Boy: but i live in America i have right as far as im concerned... (mom buts in) Mom: as far as you are concerned your my slave until your 18. I win, this conversation is done. Boy walks grumbling into the school im laughing so hard me friends look at me like im crazy
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Pandykinz 7 years ago
If I close the door, my dog paws at it until I open up. We've taught her to do this on our door if she wants in or out as we don't live alone. Although when I leave for work in the morning and she does it to the front door it pulls at my heart.
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
My dog sighs audibly with her face stuck to the bathroom door until I open it. And she knows I'm getting ready to leave but not take her, she follows me around, lays down next to me and makes the sad face.
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Heather Johnson 7 years ago
Every freaking time I swear! I cannot close the door because first they stick their cute little toe beans under the door and when that doesn't work, they get pissy and start to claw at the door so at that point I have to open it or I won't have a bathroom door anymore, not that I need it anyway lol
Allana Rose 7 years ago
Me? Close the bathroom door on MY cats?! Heaven forbid! I tried it once. They both starting scratching and whining so loudly that I never did it again lest they rip a hole in the wood! Big furry babies can not be left out of anything since they are so afraid they might miss something or maybe they are afraid I am going to disappear into a hidden portal and never come back out again!
Shane Chang 7 years ago
This is how I remember that my dog actually loves me and doesn't just see me as a food giver.
Sophie Prest 3 years ago
when I go to the bathroom, i close the door. but i always hear something pushing on the door, so i open it slightly to see my cat, Smokey, on her hind legs trying to open the bathroom door. I open the door so she can come in, but she doesn't. if she gets the door open or I open it for her, she legit leaps away. she's not trying to get it. she's messing with me. my cat is messing with me.
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Darla Johnson 7 years ago
Nice job, this generation! We are in for a treat when he runs for president...
Pippa Runs 7 years ago
Would he rather kill himself then commit suicide or kill himself instead of committing suicide? :)
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Suzy Owens 7 years ago
wiring that down to tell my son, he's 8. He got in trouble for the last come back I told him: "rack off hairy legs"...this is soooooo much better.
Ann Abdelzaher 7 years ago
hmmm Me: "Hey kiddo the next time that jerk at school tries to bully you..."
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Julie Lynn 7 years ago
I thought he might say oranges but bananas is good too!! I like it! Not the answer you were searching for but still, very cute! :)
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just a thought ! 7 years ago
"It's not unpossible, it's inpossible, anyone who could of speaken English know that "
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Robert Morson 7 years ago
The setup here is irrelevant. The answer to that question is always no.
Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
You mean capitalized? :? Eh, computer text to writing, hopefully the other person got the context of what they were saying. :p
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Kristin Connon 7 years ago
Personally, I would have used that as an excuse to drink MORE tequila
Lex Roberts 7 years ago
Well that doesn't sound so bad... unless I'm missing something here...
Alex Craig 7 years ago
I don't know a single person who doesn't have a tequila story. It is wild s%$t.
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The Intellectual Mango 7 years ago
well if he meant thrice as many times then he was right but if he meant three more times then i pray for our future
Mike Rodrick 7 years ago
If the guy went to the class 3 times & the other went 1 time, it's 2 times more.
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Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago
This is, no joke, why I didn't get anything more than a trim for 10 years of my life.
Chris Walters 7 years ago
Disclaimer: I'm not Irish, so could somebody paint me a mental picture of a "jumper"?
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Smoofy 7 years ago
Basically. To rage is to to something like frantically but in an excitedly stressed out way.
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Tiffany Marie 7 years ago
If "rage" means to party with would they be saying that walking into target?
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Леда Ледда 7 years ago
Well it has some bacteria, right? Unless distilled. So not quite vegan :):) In Canada they sell gluten - free water :) WTF
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
Vegans can't eat animals. Bacteria aren't animals.
Load More Replies... Allana Rose 7 years ago
Oh sweet Lord! Next they will be buying "Vegan Oxygen" That is air that comes straight out of an angel's a*s!
Krissy Vaughan 7 years ago
Friend once said she didn’t eat anything with a face on it…… I was gonna go around & paint faces on all her Vegas…lol😁
Uriel Grey 7 years ago
In New York the water isn't actually kosher because of the tiny invertebrates that live in the water... Actually those little buggers show up in most drinking water. Soooo in this case the less you know is better :/
Magpie 7 years ago
yah advertising companies. * mutter mumble swear mutter * .. they tried that here in Australia too.
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Bradley Roon 7 years ago
Truth - we allow some WWOOFers and Workaway people to come, stay, and work on our ranch in the summer. No vegans allowed. Seriously.
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Suzanne G 7 years ago
If you put all that time & effort to obtain that end result, gf it’s just plain rude not to swallow.
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Gareth Whalley 7 years ago
To the tune of 'It must've been love, but it's over now...'
Load More Replies... Lydia Curio 7 years ago
sad that people put down vegans. I'm not a vegan, but i think it's great that people go to the trouble to avoid eating animal products, out of sheer concern for animals well-being. Sure, some can be annoying by preaching about it, but it's still wrong to paint all vegans with the same negative brush. :/
Allana Rose 7 years ago
Another friend lost to the dreaded vegans. Sort of like a zombie that wont eat your brains but blindly stumble around muttering "no gluten,noeatingfaces,nochemicals,nodairy,nofun" Dead to the rest of the sane world.
Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
So what, it's bad that she's vegan now or something? o.o Well, I've seen people arguably be pretentious about animal rights... LOL, I could have sworn a stop sign next to a bunch of fast food restaurants by my job have a note under a stop sign that said "eating animals" "stop eating animals". Yeah. :p
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
Aren't you glad you made a choice not hang with such bizarre people? Vegan or not, I'd be happy I didn't hang with such odd ducks. :)
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Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
Hmm... so people taste sour... Doesn't sound very tasty. :p LOL. ^^;
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Sheila Weila 7 years ago
Pluto is back! It was reclassified as a planet a few weeks ago!
Load More Replies... Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Actually, in a few years that planet will be renamed. "Oh my, yes. To 'Urectom'". (Futurama)
Kayleigh Blake 7 years ago
...We all have facebook and post pictures of out kids on the internet, why is this the one parent being attacked for it? Have you all lost your minds????
Vicky Zar 7 years ago
I have facebook. I have kids. I have never ever posted any pic of my children on the internet, thank you very much. Please don't generalize. And by the way: this is not the only parent who gets "attacked" for it. Seen it often enough.
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WaLe 7 years ago
I wish there was a way to let her know she should find better friends :/ Fake friends are one of the worst social plagues ever
Nora Watts 7 years ago
How would she know they weren't good friends? Only time reveals falseness.
Load More Replies... Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
Geez, this one wasn't funny, it just makes me uncomfortable. :( How can human beings be like that with each other? Ugh...
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
I don't understand what's so wrong with this. If she's not that smart, and they don't think she will get in, then...what's the problem? I understand not saying that to her, because if nothing else, any shot she DOES have won't be helped if her confidence is lowered. And I understand being excited asking how it went, because it was important to their friend, and they probably realized there was some chance they were wrong. Also, they'd want to know, because if she failed, then they could comfort her. I think it depends on whether they were saying she wasn't smart enough to get in in order to criticize and be mean or not. If it was just to be mean, then THEY suck (not all "girls").
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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
This sounds like something I'd say. I once worked at our local golf course where people look for puffins. People would come into the pro shop and ask me about them and I got into trouble for telling the rich guests that they taste great. Probably not the best thing to say.
Heather Johnson 7 years ago
I agree. I'm pretty blunt and honest with my kid.
Load More Replies... Diana Snow 7 years ago
Only if you carelessly leave your kittens outdoors.Uh i guess...wild kittens:(
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Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 7 years ago
Horatio from CSI: "You could say his penis made it... Just in". Ohh Yeaaah!
Heatherz_myBoo 7 years ago
There is a little Justin inside all of us. We all feel your pain. *trying not to make an inappropriate joke*
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Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
So do they mean their relationship with a girl went bad and their straight or their gay and tried to br straight but it didn't work out, because they can't like force themselces to be something their not?
Magpie 7 years ago
Because there is so much pressure ( it is getting better tho' ). From gay being against the law ( Indonesia still ) to .. subtle everything. From every form asking a woman " miss / mrs / " aka telling some total stranger if we are married...
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Kayleigh Blake 7 years ago
I wear DC's at work. Flat and comfy for *me*. Got a problem with it? Stop looking at my feet, you're weird........
Olivia Miller (Livie) 5 years ago
I always wear slip offs so after i sit down i simply slip them off
Load More Replies... Allana Rose 7 years ago
I use to be a slave to this fashion until it f*ucked up my feet! Now I am all about comfort. Forget you, whomever doesn't approve! :)~
GlassOfWater 7 years ago
Being practical and being fashionable are too very different things (for women at least)
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Darla Johnson 7 years ago
To tip or not to tip... oh never mind. I decided. BTW you should have responded with “Oh hello idiot. Thanks for the breadsticks.”
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
At the register: “sorry, idiots don’t know how to tip - or repeat visit”
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Christy Williams 7 years ago
It is rough to date outside your phone platform but it's doable if you work at it :D (my beau has an iPhone but I don't hold it against him)
Voola Papas-Josifovski 7 years ago
Buy your self a spare charger ?Never mind .Stay single looser ..
A S Koziol 7 years ago
Let's just assume he's saving a significant portion of womankind (or mankind) from himself. (Who knows, maybe I'm the a*s assuming he's shallow? lol)
Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
Guess if you cant bring your damn charger with you, you leave your penis at home as well. SO you are useless to date anyway. Now FO!
Krissy Vaughan 7 years ago
I see he has his priorities right …… not… he’d be a waste of energy!
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Cultures with built in nap/down time do have better productivity.
Load More Replies... Heather Johnson 7 years ago
NAPS ARE MY LIFE!!! I'm literally in bed right now, fixing to take a nap after I finish my daily dose of the bored panda.
Anna C Gansereit 7 years ago
To quote AJR, "But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that? I love it when I fall for that."
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Margaret Shannon 7 years ago
Some libraries require membership for entry. That is a sin against God and a crime against humanity. When I am empress, those people will be flogged. And keel-hauled.
Mn gooze 7 years ago
All hail empress Shannon, may she rule forever. Bow before your empress you worthless peasants
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Margaret Shannon 7 years ago
Okay, I was joking... only a little. Unless there's a compelling reason, like national security, information should be freely available to all. So should education. Ignorance breeds fear, and as President Franklin Delano Roosevelt reminded us, fear is the worst enemy of all. Knowledge is the fount of hope; it nurtures understanding, cooperation, prosperity, and peace. In the next few weeks, my town's Friends of the Library Association are having a donation drive for its annual used book sale fundraiser, and I will be donating several hundred books from a deceased relative's estate. As Empress of Libraries, I ask my loyal people not to bow but to support their own public libraries. For that great work, you are ennobled.
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Gabi Horvath 7 years ago
I just wonder, how do they punish it, by capital punishment?
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Sophie Prest 3 years ago
he killed 12 people and got away with it, but don't worry! he's cool besides that
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just a thought ! 7 years ago
"Talented a*s dog " ... Didn't know I would come across this phrase.😂
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vivian grey 7 years ago
im sorry,you lack sufficient clearance for me to answer the question.
Load More Replies... Allana Rose 7 years ago
OoooO! If u want to freak yourself out, go to Utube and check out the crazy things people have asked Google, Cortana, Siris and the other bots and the even freakier answers they have got back!
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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago
Drink raw water instead, the body can´t process the diert in it! ( sarcasm )
Bradley Roon 7 years ago
Another GD "medicated" person - SOOOOOO tired of that here in the Emerald Triangle.
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
I am cracking up over here! Please tell me this person wasn't over the age of 8 ...
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Bradley Roon 7 years ago
In my army days - someone would let one rip with gusto and volume - Staff Sergeant Leary would usually ask "What was that, Sir?" or "General who?" etc.
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Christine K 7 years ago
What is with some men and tight vaginas? These type of men should just grow a larger d**k tbh
Jason Wright 7 years ago
If he doesn't have enough furniture to fill the apartment, he shouldn't blame the landlady... ;)
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
Same here. Only place you can go to really be alone when you need.
Load More Replies... GlassOfWater 7 years ago
When u in a rush and go to pee only to realise there's a poo there too.
Dawn Luttrell 7 years ago
My spouse has D.I.D. (dissociative identity disorder). I've heard him say that before, too. It's usually not a good thing.
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
It would have been awesome if when he opened the stall door you were plastered to the other side like an octopus and you said, "Well?"
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Sheila Weila 7 years ago
Lady I met at the doctor's office paid $7000 for her hearing aids. I'd be keeping them in my safe!
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
No, we get the hots for them, then we eventually actually fall in love. Passion isn't love, it's hormones. Love takes time and work and patience. So many people mistake attraction for love and then end relationships as soon as they "fall out of love".
CelSlade 7 years ago
I would say it depends on the circumstances. Love, like everything else, is incredibly varied. The most passionate relationship I ever had was with a man I met on the internet. We fell in love even before we knew what the other looked like, purely from conversation. When we did eventually meet and commence a physical relationship, it was the most intense, most connected relationship either of us ever had. It didn't end because we fell out of love, but because of other factors neither of us could control. He will always be my soulmate, even if we never come together again.
Load More Replies... Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
Actually, with falling in love, it works a lot better if you discover first, then fall in love. Otherwise, you find you hate the person you're in love with and you end up calling each other crazy a******s.
Krissy Vaughan 7 years ago
Ahhh plans… I am not religious … however I do love saying … ‘give god a laugh… tell him your plans’…😁😁
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
God this is so true. This is also why I plan on staying single forever.
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Beeps 7 years ago
When I was a child, I used to wonder how come pain meds can work for different types of pain and how they know whether it's your head or your back that hurts.
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Ian Taggart 5 years ago
"My Becky is so blonde, she first tried to make out with a bird." -Ken Bone.
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Dolevaal 5 years ago (edited)
You'll feel more enlightened when you eat them.
Load More Replies... Benicio del Pilitch 7 years ago
they could've been fried cheese though. either way, sounds blood clotting af.
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
"Chicken of the Sea. So, is it chicken or fish?" How did we spawn so many f*****g morons in such a short period of time?
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Diana Snow 7 years ago
Ypuve never heard the story about the guy who crapped his pants from bad mexican food...and missed being blown up in the world trade center.
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Trisha Dragon 7 years ago
Well I don't know about this situation but my wife says s**t like that at the weirdest most inappropriate and unexpected times. Not long after we got together I was in the recovery room after having my tonsils and adenoids removed. I was wretching bloody chunks and she says "God you are so beautiful". 1. I'm really androgynous on a good hair day, butch as hell on an average one so when I'm complimented on appearance beautiful doesn't really come up in the list often. 2. Seriously? I'm puking bloody chunks and making god awful cat hacking up a hairball sounds pretty sure every blood vessel in my eyes have exploded and the barely covers your a*s fug ugly gown is not hitting the fashion houses anytime in this millennium. I don't need a mirror to determine "Butch B***h GQ" ain't puttin' this image on the cover. So yeah, my response is rarely "oh honey you're so sweet" in those moments and more "What the actual f*ck?".
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Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Walking into a restaurant last week, my back hurt & I was grumpy and snapped at my hubby for some stupid thing. He snapped right back and I said, "Yeah, this what 10+ years looks like, kids." We both cracked up.
Dawn Luttrell 7 years ago
My husband says that to me all the time, and it's honestly weird to me. I'm pushing 60, and feel like s**t most of the time. He still looks at me like I'm in my 30's and hot. I think it's some form of delusional mental illness. He says it's just love.
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Carol Williams 7 years ago
These are the people who are proud they don't read. I always say, "yes, I can tell..."
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Bradley Roon 7 years ago
i'm forever pulling out my debit card to check out books, and i've been known to grab my library card, my Co-op membership card, my Ace Rewards card and have it pay for something. Makes me think my wallet is not organized too well.....
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Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
This is friendship goals! I want my girlsfriends to have these convos about me, if I am every going through a break up! :D
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Isabel Care 7 years ago
In certain London parks it's pelican eat pigeon. See You Tube freakiness
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Iris Omri-Engler 7 years ago
Yes some people seem to forget that they are dealing with human beings at first and not only with body shapes and sexual organs
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Lydia Curio 7 years ago
even if they wash their butt thoroughly, does it still smell? asking for a friend.
Mike Rodrick 7 years ago
There are only two things that smell like fish & one of them is fish.
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lujlp 7 years ago
wondered if it was possible, or wondered if any one would be so stupid as to think it possible?
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
I had a Korean American friend who's grandmother hated MASH. She'd yell at the screen "she's not Korean! That's a Vietnamese actress!!!"
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 7 years ago
Yes the one with Donald Sutherland, and a team of doctors who became green and big when angry
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Scott Walsh 7 years ago
OMG they didn't even spell Star Wars right. ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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Mylah Rose 7 years ago
Yeah, but PM starts at noon! 1pm is afternoon, but 1am is night.... tricky....
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Kasper Madsen 7 years ago
Sometimes my pee smells like Honey Puffs. Haven't had any for years, though. Am I the only one?
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Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
um, there are no non pizza people.... you're either a pizza person...or a pizza person..
Benicio del Pilitch 7 years ago
but i... never mind, i ALWAYS felt it in my heart i wasn't really human ! :)
Ben S. 7 years ago
salad? kale? You can put those on pizza if you have to...
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Kasper Madsen 7 years ago
Was once talking about going through the shopping street of our town as a race where we had to eat something in every store(no matter what they sold) then meet up on the other end chugging a liter of chocolate milk, and the one who did it first won. Walked in to Mc. Donald's halfway through the conversation and all the people heard was "..do you have any idea how much time it takes to eat a bra!?". Looks were made.
Kasper Madsen 7 years ago
Forgot to mention I was talking with a friend* I am not suffering from MPD.
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Benicio del Pilitch 7 years ago
...oooor, the following generations didn't pick up as we should have ?
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
I often wonder - you can over overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but is one ever just whelmed?
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AnnieLaurie Burke 7 years ago
If a toaster ponders the meaning of life in an empty kitchen, does anyone know it?
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
Absolutely! It needs to care about NOT burning your toast. It's the most valuable asset to breakfast making. A toaster that cares! A mere $19.98 come on down and get your own, Right Here!!!
ispeak catanese 7 years ago
I say no. My toaster would me yelling at me to clean it and asking whether I really needed that 2nd slice of bread.
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Priscilla Winslow 7 years ago
I'm 72 years young, and I still have no clue what the difference is between reptile and amphibian sex? Does it have anything to do with the G-spot?
Jay Smith 7 years ago
Lol some reptiles have hemi-penises or multiple penises that come out of their skin for mating. That's the case with most snakes. I don't know much about frogs though but some lizards are the same way xD I don't think it has anything to do with the g-spot lmao
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VeryDarkMatter 7 years ago
Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald on the moon in concert.. I would go !
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Ben S. 7 years ago
I fail to see how your friend's religion enhances the story. Why bring it up?
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Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Handing a customer the 2 sodas she ordered and she asks, "Which one is the large?" Got reprimanded for asking "Are you f*****g kidding me?"
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Luann Suhr 7 years ago
You guys do realize people smoke meat as in the cooking process... right?
Tiffany Marie 7 years ago
How did this even make the list? The only hilarious thing about this is the fact of people actually thinking the person actually wants to "smoke" chicken wings to get high!
Kayleigh Blake 7 years ago
Please, can someone think of the chickens! lol.....
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Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Commonly referred to as a "French bath". My hubs works swing, so he showers at night. I work from home 4 days a week, so I usually don't shower until later in the day unless I'm going somewhere. One of the very few perks of adulting in this day & age - I get to decide when (and IF) I take a shower. Yee haw! I'm living the dream, baby.
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Paul Hutton 7 years ago
actually could be true. I know a set of triplets and two are identical
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
Maybe English is not the kid's first language? In Spanish and in Catalan, we just say "gemelos" (Spa.) or "bessons" (Cat.), and it's implied that it's two. If there are more, we say the number, for example "tres bessons." Spanish also has a specific word for non-identical twins: "mellizos."
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person (i think) 7 years ago
phew! i thought i was the only one who picked those off!
Load More Replies... Maxx Holifield 5 years ago
I have never related to this one as much as the rest. I hate those strings, I always peel them off.
Bene Brooklyn 7 years ago
If you open bananas from the bottom end (and not the tail end) then you won't be bothered by the strings. You're welcome
ispeak catanese 7 years ago
It sucks when I don't notice them and they slap me on the chin. Ugh.
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NOBODYbutME14 7 years ago
what would a dog do with vr? chase his doggie treats? fight the mailman?
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AnnieLaurie Burke 7 years ago
I hope he has a good detergent/stain remover. I'd hate to do his laundry!
Benicio del Pilitch 7 years ago
aren't those called "sharts" ? i saw that on bored panda the other week, had to look it up on urban dictionary...
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Sarah Figini 7 years ago
ew no, i dont want to see your cheese library, always wash between your folds
李米娜 (Mina) 7 years ago
ew NO EW i cant get those words out of my head thats so gross
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
dont think Canada would want its mental unstable gun crazy neighbours to the south to join em lol
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Patsy Robins 7 years ago
Sounds legit to me. I've had both golfers elbow & tennis elbow, and it hurts like hell!
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Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
Translation: He's used to dating women who are all about the drama, and this one is laid back. That just hurts my brain...
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Chess Wizard 7 years ago
I believe it's a reference to the show "The Fairly Odd Parents". The main character, Timmy, has parents who often are ditzy, and have said that line.
Load More Replies... John Dunshee 7 years ago
Timmy fell down the well. Timmy always falls down the well. Just ask Lassie. Young people are so ignorant.
Hilliary Smith 7 years ago
How is knowing you don't want kids, and being in a relationship with someone else who evidently doesn't want kids, irresponsible? Sounds like good sense to me.
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Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 7 years ago
He says that because from his experience a lot of baritone singers tend to get fat and die young. Not that strange if you think about it.
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Diannika Starr 7 years ago
This makes sense. Think about it. 90% + of the time you are using wipes, its because you are dealing with something icky/dirty. So cleaning it off makes sense. Just like you need to clean your sink fixtures.
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
This reminded me of the time we bought a brand new sofa and the same day it arrived a friend came over with her three-week-old baby girl. The baby suddenly puked milk all over the sofa. Good times!
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Benicio del Pilitch 7 years ago
the question was more specific : whether "it" would be soft...
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Bradley Roon 7 years ago
Seriously. When i was about 4 my bro (Scorpio) & i were in sandbox playing. i looked up and a male robin flew by about 8 feet up. Little dark spot dropped from him - and in slow motion i followed it down. It hit Bruce's right leg above the knee and magically turned WHITE! With a little dark spot in it. MY GOD! THAT'S HOW BIRD POOP WORKS!!! i giggled or laughed. Bruce didn't play with me unless other guys were involved FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!!! Sibling gathering - (okay - poop incident was like 1959) in early 90s. 30+ yrs under the bridge. i'm telling my sister Chelle about this - and she says "He wouldn't even know about that." We turn, Bruce is in the door. Chelle asks him with a Chicago "Huh?" (meaning would you. Bruce looks at me and says "Why didn't you tell me?".............
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Joanne Hudson 7 years ago
Is it just me, or are these the most hysterical comments I've heard all day.
Rama Llama 7 years ago
well, that's how it works, look from the google if you don't know how some drink is made. Expecially the new ones can't know all the drinks from the memory, and more experienced ones sometimes forget drinks they don't often do. And long island ice tea has 5 different boozes in it after all.
Lilly 7 years ago
when i tended bar, it was vodka, gin, rum, tequila, sour mix & something else i think (splash of sprite?)...but it was a long time ago.
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Linda Gulley 7 years ago
Yes, they should. Unfortunately, many are unable to get a good education.
Dan Kidder 7 years ago
No, they shouldn’t. One has nothing to do with the socioeconomic position of the other.
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Sarah Figini 7 years ago
Hint: look back at the "do you spit or swallow, no I gargle" post
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Lina 7 years ago
I don't know who down voted your comment...I believe you are not an American. I had to google it, to see who is Lyndon B. Johnson. To all Americans here, we (non-Americans) are not obliged to know your former presidents. Most of you don't even know where our countries are situated on the map, not to mention our presidents...
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Joanne Hudson 7 years ago
I'm sorry; I thought it was clever and quick. I hate all these letter abbreviations.
Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
Lyndon B. Johnson. Those kids must not be paying attention. Mind, this doesn't say the age of the kids.
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
oh f**k no lol, ukip helped bring about Brexit and it will be a huge massive clusterfuck, most DRs and nurses are not renewing their contracts, companies are leaving en masse, cant even get folk to pick fruit... literally the only good thing about Brexit is that Scotland will go indy
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Laura-Lee Smith 7 years ago
All Asians don't like them. I'm sure people of other races like them too. Either way, you're missing the joke.
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It was a Starbucks drink from last summer.
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
A vegetarian eating eggs?! Not likely.
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Bradley Roon 7 years ago
It did drop during the coke era - but is making a comeback specifically because of medical opioids. People get addicted during medical treatments, prescription can't be renewed, heroin is a whole lot cheaper until you figure in the jail time.....
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Elizabeth Molloy 7 years ago
It doesn't matter what she does, she always looks like a fashion store mannequin
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Rebecca Anne 7 years ago
She means that God will make a way to provide the funds to pay the bill.
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Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
Some people may like anchovies with their meat, not only Americans that have weird tastes
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Kathy Tegarty Roth 7 years ago
Two 7yr olds dividing up Barbie and Ken dolls before play. "ok this is Barbie's 1st husband and this is Barbie's 2nd husband"
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19Leo Leider 7 years ago
I once heard a child say to another child, "No, don't hug me, you're my ex-wife."
Raven Greer 7 years ago
What's wrong with 169??? Like really as someone that has been a waitress I have no idea how anything is odd about that interaction.
Trudi Van Huyssteen 7 years ago
The other day while i was at the pool, I overheard two small boys talking. The one said to the other one: 'Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Beyonce?' 😂😂😂
bill marsano 7 years ago
Lame selection. Surely BP can do better? If you eliminate those that are plain stupid (#181 is an excellent example), not funny, notwitty, not perceptive or not literate you have maye two dozen out of 185 that are worth reading.
Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
My 8-year-old nephew said to my (now ex) boyfriend about the film he was making: "are there any car chases? What good's a movie without car chases?"
Bill Thomas 7 years ago
My brother and I were at a video store a whole bunch of years ago and overheard the following conversation between two cashiers. Cashier 1: She broke it. Cashier 2: How did she break it? Cashier 1: She whipped it out and wrapped around something. This was in 2002 and we still p**s ourselves laughing about it.
19Leo Leider 7 years ago
I once heard a child say to another child, "No, don't hug me, you're my ex-wife."
Raven Greer 7 years ago
What's wrong with 169??? Like really as someone that has been a waitress I have no idea how anything is odd about that interaction.
Trudi Van Huyssteen 7 years ago
The other day while i was at the pool, I overheard two small boys talking. The one said to the other one: 'Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Beyonce?' 😂😂😂
bill marsano 7 years ago
Lame selection. Surely BP can do better? If you eliminate those that are plain stupid (#181 is an excellent example), not funny, notwitty, not perceptive or not literate you have maye two dozen out of 185 that are worth reading.
Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
My 8-year-old nephew said to my (now ex) boyfriend about the film he was making: "are there any car chases? What good's a movie without car chases?"
Bill Thomas 7 years ago
My brother and I were at a video store a whole bunch of years ago and overheard the following conversation between two cashiers. Cashier 1: She broke it. Cashier 2: How did she break it? Cashier 1: She whipped it out and wrapped around something. This was in 2002 and we still p**s ourselves laughing about it.
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