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People who live in the big cities are definitely masters of eavesdropping. Sometimes they can't help it, accidentally overhearing conversations from complete strangers can be so funny, it's hard not to share them with someone else. Whether it's shaming others for the choice of their quarantine snacks or first dates that went wrong, there's plenty of amusing small talk happening in the streets.

And here comes the fittingly named Instagram account Overheard San Francisco. Like its big brothers, @OverheardLA, @OverheardNewYork and @OverheardLondon, it is dedicated to sharing the funniest eavesdropped interactions in San Francisco and the Bay area. Jesse Margolis started Overheard LA in 2015 after listening to a stereotypical conversation between two Angelenos at a health food store. Since then, the project has grown into a community with over 1.6M followers.

Keep scrolling to see some of the most hilarious quotes, upvote your favorites and leave a comment if you find them amusing! And after you’re done, don't forget to check our previous posts here, here and here.

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Buren
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good boi!! I just hope that your ex' mom didn't mistaken it for, you know, someone, I mean, something else

Lovin' Life
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just spit my coffee across the table!!! Hilarious!!!

IlovemydogShilo
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am in a cafe reading this I laughed so loud everyone now is looking at me as if I’m some sort of weirdo. Mind you they’re probably right. 😂😂😂

glowworm2
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That dog had massive balls to pull a stunt like that.

Wise beauty
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why couldn’t you do that to the ex???? Not the mom.

Ozymandias73
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I LOL'd loudly at this. Now my boss is looking at me weird

Wise beauty
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s okay, we all procrastinate with bored panda

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Jigsaw's Puzzle
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol that must have took a while to clear up

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The Overheard San Francisco account has reached 350K followers who are listening to the private chitchats happening on those steep streets. On a mission to find out what brings them to this project, Bored Panda reached out to the Overheard representative for a quick chat. They were kind enough to tell us a little bit more about it.

“@OverheardSanFrancisco launched in 2018 under the umbrella of the @OverheardLA brand. I came on as a Bay Area native, knowing the city needed its own account to fully capture the unique and ridiculous humor in things that are so uniquely San Francisco,“ the creative explained.

It seems like the account is all about connecting people through common experiences: “Like any new Instagram account, it started small but quickly grew through word of mouth, sharing and tagging. It's been interesting to watch the trends over the years based on the submissions in our inbox - tech is always a big one, then everyone in San Francisco got a goldendoodle, then came pandemic behavior, etc.“

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a little bit sad that the whole COVID situation became so much about politics and so little about the actual disease.

    Romenriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not little bit sad. It's terrible that we are so divided that we can't even agree on things that can be scientificaly proven.

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    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you tell if a person is vaccinated (in the US)? Ask them who won the election. Sad, but true.

    Tres D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the fact that inner city African Americans are the least vaccinated group of Americans.

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    Pungent Sauce
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this year it’s filtered down to the flu shot, with 60% of Dems getting it vs 40% Reps. Absolute inanity.

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is accurate. I received the flu shot every year but when I am told that I absolutely have to in order to keep my job like a dictator, then yes, I got my exemption.

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smartest parent advice ive heard so far

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 12yo recently told me they always wear a mask in public because they don't want people to think they're Republican and I was fine with that.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was growing up, my mother made no bones that she was indoctrinating us; we’re all lefties except for my sister, who’s always gone against the family tide.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY. In fact, my kids see these guys with no masks and go, "oh, is he a trump supporter?"

    Tres D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or inner city African Americans!

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't know why people like these 'overheard' pages. It's quite clear most of them are made up.

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    Talking about what are the most enjoyable topics of conversations for the community, dating comes out at the top. “There are just so many relatable and hilarious things that happen in the modern dating landscape. A lot of our quotes either take place on dates or involve friends talking about their dates, their weird quirks, and their (inevitable) dating catastrophes,” the community manager explained.

    “The other thing I notice a lot with tech is tech-y references being used in dating situations, such as this quote and this quote. These are always hilarious because they're such an eye-roll, but everyone who lives here can relate.”

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    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so San Francisco, and it's also so wholesome

    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the best good boi named Hershey. Miss him every day.

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was nice though, very thoughtful.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the most 2021 thing ever lol

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    S Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my city it's disposable masks and hair extensions.

    D K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the rare san fransico tumbleweed only found in adandoned yoga mat stores

    Oliver Evans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get excited about any tumbleweed. Also free yoga mat!

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that made me laugh.

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    When asked about how @OverheardSanFrancisco differs from the other accounts, Overheard told us that it is smaller, so the community feels intimate in its own way. “As the community manager, I am able to talk to most of the people in our DMs and comments, and there are a lot of niche jokes and references that make the account feel super local.”

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one hit home. I think I've been in a perpetual existential crisis since January 2017.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got over my panic attacks by having had to many of them. It felt like my body just got fed up with pumping out that much adrenalin for nothing. I'm completely fine with that.

    real_izuku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to say i feel attacked, but it just hit to close to home

    Emixx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this so relatable...

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    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So petty! So silly! I love it.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY KNOW HOW TO PARTY IN BERKELEY!!!

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I know what I'm doing next Valentine's Day 🤣🤣🤣 Now I just need a cockatoo.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a snake and mice, or a frog and flies, or a ...

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    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bronx Zoo lets you name a hissing cockroach after your ex.

    Phantom Captain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to go to a party like this, now I need to find a friend that has a bird.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cockatoos would much rather have seeds, fruits, nuts, berries, blossoms, roots, or vegetation than worms.

    Aiyanna Clements
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor worms :( But good for cockatoo :)

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    “We also do things like Missed Connections to bring our audience together and remind us all that this little Instagram world is a lot smaller than we thought,“ the creative told more about the community. And speaking of San Franciscans themselves, they "are passionate in their opinions on things like neighborhoods, food, and phrases (don't ever say San-Fran or they'll come for you!)"

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    Vig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even pad thai anymore, nor asian. Just make your own meal and stop being a freak

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel a, "I'd like to speak with your manager" coming on!

    S Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat low carb and even I think this is stupid. 🙄

    Elizabeth Sundby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spinach and coconut oil??? who does that instead of thai??????? idiot

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found that Asian restaurants don't tolerate any change requests. I requested for the rice to be left off my dish one time and they refused. I didn't want more or less of anything else, just leave off the rice. They said I must have rice and wouldn't budge. I ended up ordering something else instead.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be it was already made with rice? Imaging kitchen crew cursing as they pick rice grains out with chopsticks ...

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    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, spinach with pad Thai sauce and toppings does sound good, but that's a very special order.

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    deathrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever wondered what marriage is like, this is it lol

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely gonna need a bigger bed!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a meme: Even when this pandemic is over I still want some of y'all to stay 6 feet away from me 😆

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a woman who was from NOLA and she told me that y’all is singular and if you’re talking to more than one person, the proper phrase is all y’all...I immediately updated my vocab and never looked back!

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    Thistle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is oddly wholesome to me lol idk why

    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8ft woman! Then she can pull off saying wish you could have 5in!

    Steph Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like me and my husband and we are young 😂 We are just dumb like that

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people comment on my shopping. Really really hate it.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But well, when you have a cart with 20 tubs of chocolate mint, people will notice. It's not judgement, it's awe. As in how that's an inspiring way of surviving this gosh darned situation without killing people

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This ice cream is all that stands between you and a punch in the face!"

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend works for a company that goes to Kroger stores and sets up display's so she's always walking around with carts full of the same product. Someone yesterday thought she was buying up all of Kroger's jars of brown gravy and went CRAZY on her... She laughed so hard, like "I'm stocking the shelves not hoarding gravy!" I LOL'd

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to be fair, shopping at my local Kroger is kind of post apocalyptic.

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    స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a U.S. thing? There is no way people would tolerate that in any country I've been to... but plenty of people I've met from the U.S. seem to provide unsolicited advice to random strangers or people they barely know.

    Vee Lyons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful script, what language is it for?

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    Milan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a thing to comment others shooping cart? Never happened to me in Slovakia. Why i think this is a matter only in the most “small talk friendly chit-chat how are you let’s talk” country? 😀

    meerkatz007
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same in other places in Europe too. Only time I could imagine such a thing could happen is if I'd see sonething in another person's cart that I had been looking for, and not found. Then I'd ask, explaining the situation.

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is commenting on the contents of someone else's cart even a thing?

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    Thinking about what hot gossip is flowing around San Francisco right now, bitcoin is top-of-mind, Scorpios are breaking hearts, and everyone is coming out of quarantine very, very horny. So if you accidentally overheard a funny conversation on these topics, do not hesitate and DM your submission @OverheardSanFrancisco!

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    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that my book.....I can't remember

    Huggy Wuggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be mine I lost mine too wait did I lose it? What does lose mean

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    Lainie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is FROM the book. I forgot which one.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think the book is working for them

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't titled "How to Fly a Plane"

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They obviously didn't get to the "how to" part yet

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the book have a money back guarantee? Never mind, they forgot where they bought it.

    Magoomba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know why they bought the book.

    FailBunny17
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It clearly didn't grab their attention.

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I do now it’s like a hobby

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to imagine summoning an giant hand with the proper gesture sprouting from the ground with unholy fury and it shoots a laser at the jerk.

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    S Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost as good as watching a drunk person try and take a shot of whiskey with their mask on.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like when I stare at people and forget I'm not wearing my sunglasses.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally something I am going to do when I don't wear a mask anymore. I've started making nasty faces at people, and I will definitely make a few when I stop wearing masks.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that without a mask sometimes

    Kickin' Wing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! A Democrat not wearing a mask? May as well be a sasquatch.

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly when it comes to food and drink I don’t care what I consume as long as it don’t kill me. I mean it will in the long run but it’s so worth it

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doctor told me that drinking water will kill you. He said that EVERY single person who has died drank water. So, going with single malt here.

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    Kyan Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn anti-vaxxers they get dumber an dmber the more i read about them

    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude Mountain Dew is the only soda I refuse to drink. And I drink a lot of it.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mountain Dew contains brominated vegetable oil - a known potent carcinogen.

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    MikeWheelerFan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walgreen’s >>>>>> CVS. Especially organization-wise.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Walgreens clearly treat their employees better...there’s a Walgreens at the corner of Castro & 18th streets in San Francisco that has numerous employees who’ve been there 20+ years. This particular Walgreens is purported to be the busiest Walgreens in the country.

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    Jill Bussey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this problem with Mountain Dew?

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing...absolutely nothing that isn’t true of all other sodas.

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    Doc Thissen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://financialpost.com/legal-post/the-case-of-the-mouse-in-the-mountain-dew

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I dunno what's in a hotdog either, but I'd still eat it!" 🌭

    J P
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    4 years ago

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    What if someone offered you money to eat it. 🤨

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    Tyler Six
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been brunching through my entire life

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Brunching through the Apocalypse" is a great title for a book, song or movie actually....

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only way to deal

    Judes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time my daughter was car sick and there was pretty bad bush fire smoke outside...we had to make a difficult choice.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why aren't you at home because of Delta?

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because socializing is what we do as a species. And staying outdoors and a few feet apart should be relatively safe and who knows, maybe they live together anyway and infection rates were low. That's why.

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brunch is just an excuse for alcohol so why wouldn't you living through hell? No, really.. it's a valid question

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    Wouter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual Californication!

    Robert Martens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And would you please move a little to your left, look over your right shoulder, and smile ?

    Jean-Daniel Mohier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I was alone in a hotel elevator in Hong Kong where they played music and I started dancing.... until I realized there was camera :-D

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least the security stuff had something fun to tell that day ^^

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    John David Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does fornicating mean I’m 13 with a really good vocabulary but it still hasn’t gone THAT far.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they took the song "Love in an Elevator" a bit too literal.

    Kyan Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favories netflix and chill, funimation and fornication, crunchyroll and munch the hole, and nhentai with senpai

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Great, send us the footage!"

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's the heterosexuals who don't know what six inches looks like.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 inches is around the average length ;)

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    Emily Barnes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made me laugh

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six inches is referring to a penis. Since the person in question is a lesbian, she's never seen one.

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    Chris Zaydel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one I really believe actually happened.

    Hobistapioka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha wow that escalated quickly

    Anna Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which happens naturally stupid, been happy for thousands of years! Hello 👋

    Two thousand seven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever meet a baby one day I wanna talk like this to them lol

    George Pepe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to lecture a group of group of students who were completely unversed in the history of the fights against global warming. Was I to hard on first graders? I think not. (Sarcasm intended)

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    Kittypanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost loled in class. shouldn't have found this so funny XD

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During the 1970s disco craze there was a place on Columbus near where the humongous Tower Records used to be called Dance Your Ass Off...I loved that place!

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so San Francisco; I love it.

    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this wonderful lady! So great! Listen to speed wagon while speed walking!

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she's got the evidence!

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the roomba is a snitch apparently

    Eric Soliday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have Roombas at every crime scene

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most essential part of a crime scene is to not touch anything...

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    Whatshername
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine question; shouldn't that be an other instead of another? Makes me think he was going from girl to girl. Yet anóther girl's extensions.. 😁

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    AndersM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clealy not the fashion police, who ordered the person to the floor. I would give anything to see that officers face after that reply.

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you commit a crime in your Denim Balenciaga Jacket then?

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Takes off jacket, neatly folds it and sets it on top of a car* Alrigghtttt, now I'll get on the ground, Jesus Christ

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, without knowing, I know that happened in SF.

    Essex Eagle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He isnt but you are for spending that much money on a jacket rather than understanding common sense

    d bradley
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never said by anyone anywhere, except here

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuts off five minutes before the drunk uncle drops his pants.

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    ToxiCity
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh by the way, I have a question about your personal life-" [cut off]

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that Thanksgiving can be done this way. I mean it's a nice way to have a vacation from a vacation.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn’t sound Very SF to me...it’s rather generic

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    Jude Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK but mom still looks the same in photo and in person.

    L. Murphy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, a facelift is just lifting it back to where it used to be. Filters make everybody look like anime.

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    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do as I say, not as I do" -the mantra of (almost) every parent

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, never thought about it like that; Plastic surgery is just IRL filters.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE it when random dogs come up to sniff me! It makes my day so much better.

    Ham Explosion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its actually because (ive had this problem before) the dog basically sees you being uncomfortable and irritable so it knows your scared or weary and it comes up to you and like socializes

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he knows you don't have a dog, so he can follow you home and burglarize you or worse. Always say you have a dog at home. One that's too aggressive to take on walks in public.

    Nami Tantrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she might have been on her period..

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are getting weird now..

    Stephanie IV
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't be able to relate to this so much.

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    Chris Zaydel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These 5 year olds are very astute.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his dad probably didint set the best example

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or mom. Or other mom or dad, considering it's San Francisco.

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    Dani Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm parental issues? Idk there must be some dominant influence that made him/her think this way

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too decorate in a unique way. I mean common the old school furniture kicks ass.

    SobyKay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see this house now 😆

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    Kyan Q
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy s**t dude you killed her

    Steph Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death by dry poultry What a Horrible Horrible Injustice to the bird.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn’t happen if you stick to thighs and legs...

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    Meami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I cough in public now, I feel like I have to explain that it's asthma and not COVID.

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    Beta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean smart but dumb

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I call speed dating!

    Eric Soliday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever floats your boat just don't mix the names

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    Micah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would see her again if she was interested. I respect the honesty.

    S Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is life after 35 in a nutshell.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TMI. Should have kept her secret.

    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb to say but I respect the efficiency!

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good part of dating is the new clothes. Date may not work but you get a fabulous new dress!

    Essex Eagle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so sad that it probably true though.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have a good relationship with my stepchild than focus on what they call me

    StormWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, you can't do force that type of intimate affection from them. It either happens naturally, or not at all

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    Lainie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should deserve someone calling you "mom". She's obviously not focused on that fact. It's an honor.

    NELSON JONES
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there are only four years between them, why is there a requirement for permission??? Unless, of course, Natasha is underage and that would make 'Dad' a pedo.

    Tonya Wallace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married my husband when I was 36. He was 52. My step kids are older than me. They call me mom as a joke.

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    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to have some kind of mental issue to expect that.

    Ripley Dog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids (foster, neglected and is sort of mine, and step) call me by my name. They only call me mom if they want something or need to feel loved. I prefer it.

    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your that close in age, why are you asking?

    LoveLive Laugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean the mom had her when she was four??

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she loves them so bad that she’s fine with them dating eachother instead of getting mad

    Tigersquid Kittydoggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this because no matter how you spin the situation, someone is gay.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't hurt to ask if a poly relationship can be an option

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so sweet. Love is sharing, even if by happenstance.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    So good looking people deserve more things? Sad. Not surprising, but sad.

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never wanted to witness something so much in my entire life

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in New Orleans I regularly see men in tiger onesies walking home at 8am Monday morning. And people in other costumes. Less frequently since covid though.

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    Barbara L Bristow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a guy in a full on gorilla suit walking down Geary st once. No one paid any attention

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it, I'm moving to San Francisco

    Søs Rasmussen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 20 years ago I lived in a small (approx 50.000 inhabitants) in Denmark. One day I'm walking down the street, I can hear someone running in high heels, and a really big man with a full face of dark beard passes by me in a short light blue sequence dress.

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 yrs ago, NYC, saw a hairy chested "lady" board the bus. NYC had shiny spandex way back then.

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    Sandy Farley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, how I need to visit San Francisco!!

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So every Tuesday is Halloween in San Francisco?

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    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roomie wondered why he got ads for my searches; I use his Amazon Prime.

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    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Hi, you look like you care about things'

    Emixx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did I find the "Hi,you look like you care about things" so funny omg-

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry canvasser, I forgot to tell my face

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not let the fact that I am wearing pants fool you.

    Two thousand seven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the the first part funnier than the response lol

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TMI but I'm sure that deflected the canvasser!

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    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, we have Twitter for that.

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that what social media is for?

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    Monic Krugell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had our first biggish lengthy "board room meeting" in a long time the other day. It was really very hard to have to look interested throughout the whole meeting and to not start doodling. :-)

    Steph Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doodling can actually help information stick in our minds better. I happen to listen better while I draw/color, luckily I have dealt with people who either understand, or they quickly realize I pay attention better when my hands are busy.

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    Karis Ravenhill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned how to solve that one years ago. When someone is yammering on in front of me, I suddenly put up my finger as if i'm about to make a point, my mouth drops open as if i'm about to say something, this visual cue usually stops the other person talking while they wait for me to add my tidbit, then I just immediately walk away. They stand there not knowing if i went to find something and bring it back to them to discuss, or if i heard something within earshot and had to dart off, they're just left standing there. Because they don't know what to do, they just drop the whole thing and saunter quietly back to their desk. Not once has anyone EVER followed me, they just drop the whole conversation.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s brilliant! How did you come up with this?

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why can’t we just enlarge text with our fingers in reality, so annoying.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 hour board meeting bi-weekly...I hope we never go back to in-person meetings.

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    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Azkaban basically Alcatraz, just y'know magical..?

    That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person telling someone about their time in Alcatraz: “The worst part of prison was the Dementors!”

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just there in September. Alcatraz, not Azkaban, just to be clear.

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst thing about Alcatraz is the dementor

    FruityTootsieRoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get the two mixed up all the time until like 5 years ago lmao

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    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate. The world was so nice and quiet.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2021 has gone by in a flash, while 2020 lasted a decade.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I miss the curfew just a bit. No idiots talking at full volume in the parking lot next to my house in the middle of the night. On the other hand: Teenager at home all the time.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss not having to clean because no one was allowed to drop by due to lockdown. A happier, simpler, braless time. Sigh.

    Piglet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped wearing a bra years before lockdown was even a thing.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pun pet names, such a classic - My friend called her cat Albert Whisker -.- (based on a stupid joke)

    Anna Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought his name was Zuckface!

    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As fast and as far as you can.

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    Andonis600
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I was surprised that the girl didn’t drop the boyfriend bomb.

    Sherbaan Naab
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, thanks for waving the red flag, I guess.

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got you Girl!! You do a better you!

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    Anne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Maybe there will be a change in the American diet with less added sugars and crap some day.

    Hufflepuff Lilah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read it I thought it meant not enough sugar so it must be disgusting 😂

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    Chris Zaydel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I overheard two 5 year olds discussing the supply chain issues.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was this and what did that conversation sound like?

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    Signe Manat Hansen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, small children should not be focused on nutrition

    Kirk Mckeever
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am astounded that so many people did not get the joke---the kid is 5. years. old......(hint: too young to actually know this...).....never mind...

    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!! Are you hearing this you rotten corporate food people!!? STOP putting crap in our food! Yogurt needs to taste like yogurt, not candy!

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nonsense that kids say is the best thing about them.

    Martha Higgins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, Just looked at mine and it has 20mg sugar. But, it is delicious. Not diabetic or overweight, either, BTW

    Two thousand seven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like it could be a scene from a comedy show

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    Brunettechameleon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure zodiac things are fun to believe in, but I personally don’t think it should be the decision maker of anything. But hey, that’s my opinion.

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a zodiac signs strong believer right, but I agree fully with this statement because at the end of the day, we are all individuals before we are the things of this world.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the whole point of dating apps, being able to reject people for crap like this *before* you meet them?

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that dude dodged a whole shotgun spray

    Tonya Wallace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We (Black Missippians) call it "getting sprankled" (sprinkled)

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    Ivo H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats... extremely stupid.

    Ivo H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Source: my sister is scorpio and she's great! But maybe I'm wrong, after all I'm only taurus

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    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice, dodged a bullet there buddy.

    Jenn Ryan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe in zodiac signs, but not enough to base my relationship decisions off of it. I'm a Taurus, my boyfriend is a Scorpio....complete opposites. But we have a great relationship.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum was a Capricorn and my dad was a Gemini. Everything I read about those star signs said that they were completely wrong for each other. But there was no couple in the world more in love with each other than they were. They were just perfect for each other. They married in 1962. When dad died in 2007 my mum kept a scarf she bought for him under her pillow until she died in the same room on August the 31 this year. They are buried together in a double plot now and together for ever where they belong in Heaven. Horoscopes don’t always get it right.

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to angrily leave every time someone asks me what my sign is.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gold star for the new dog owner.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the potty outings every two hours

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly understandable. I took 2 weeks of vacation when I got my kittens.

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. She isn't letting her puppy become a Covid Puppy.

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU CAN DO THIS?! Omg, my next cat I'm taking the month off work.

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    Atero
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because having children is not some sort of an achievement. It does not make you smart, grown up or worthy something. It simply states what you are biologically capable of producing them. I often hear proud "but I'm a mother/father"... so f..g what? You live in a rented basement giving away half of combined income, and now you have a child to take care of for the next 20'ish years on top of your already f..d up life. Is that an achievement or me being to cynical?

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go with cynical, but I also want to give you a hug and bring you some of my chocolate chip cookies, or shortbread or just give you a smile.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried the whole "covid-plant" thing. Killed all of them. I followed my mum´s instructions, but nope, I have a death thumb instead of a green thumb. One peace lily, three succulents, and a cactus. All dead.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only successful plants I can grow are aquatic and outdoor plants... And I'm a retired ag scientist (farm sciences). I feel you on the dead thumb thing. Only I have no excuse.

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    Karis Ravenhill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At school they have the stupid 'carry a bag of flour for a month to see what having a baby is like', never understood this. Give everyone a plant and see if the thing's still alive in 2weeks, far better test. Half the kids can't keep a Tamagotchi alive, the bag of flour was already doomed.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. I have two kids and still regularly kill plants. The kids are ok so far.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Water it less. -Yes, but... -WATER IT LESS!!!"

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. That's how I have killed every single succulent I have ever owned. Now I water it when I remember... Sooo once every two months. Its fine... I think

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    K W
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a damn good parent but I've killed every plant I've owned for the last 20 years so the two things are not analogous. Plus doing taxes in the U S. is ridiculously hard.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can afford kids, you can afford H&R Block.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The song of my people. Some things really don't get better. You adapt better to failure.

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    Aiyanna Clements
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't have a problem with famous people on Instagram. Except the ones who just want attention and money. The ones who just enjoy being on social media and don't get rude just because they have a lot of followers are fine though

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like the nice people are fine, but the dickheads are just obnoxious

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness your a doctor! This guy just got burned!!!

    F. H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influenzas are like the flu.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought influencer was a hobby...does anyone actually get paid to do that?

    Nicely
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More of an anti-influenza

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    influencers influence people to do stupid s**t

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencers influence *stupid* people to do stupid s**t. There...fixed it for ya.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus, a wine fridge.

    Banana Bear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop whining about my wine fridge :P

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen how EXPENSIVE these things are? $700?!! I'll buy the dorm fridge on sale at Target for $99 and stuff it full of wine...lol!

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a red retro 1950s style fridge on my patio just for beer/ciders. Some of us are dedicated alcoholics.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Round corners and a tiny “freezer” dangling down from the top of the inside?

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    F. H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, technically, I have a spider fridge in my cellar.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is a fridge used for wine, it is a wine fridge.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to have one of those for beer. .

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    V Michael Lazar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeons go for each other's toes when they fight. Vicious ones will completely snip toes off.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, i have to. That city has a ... sus pigeon.

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What city does this person live in? Almost every city pigeon i've ever seen is f***ed up in some way, usually missing digits on their toes due to fishing line/thread/plastic 6-pack holders. I found a pigeon chick in the middle of Glasgow as a kid, out of the nest too early and couldn't fly, even as a chick it was already f***ed up, feathers all messed up and toes wonky. Called it Quasimodo cus it was so damn ugly. Don't worry, I raised and released him when he was ready, he lived in my backyard for 2yrs before disappearing.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, rats are a real problem for pigeons, too.

    Boris’ Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From https://localwiki.org/sf/Pigeons.......Have you noticed that a lot of city pigeons are missing toes? That's due to a Staphylococcus infection commonly referred to as "bumble foot." Spread through contact with other pigeons and their feces, bumble foot causes tendinitis, arthritis, and joint abscesses.

    Lilija Sløvic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh crap- then what do the other pigeons look like

    malenchki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not pink and less toes, keep up.

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    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been instagram, twitter and whatever else since their inception

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Including that poster.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as "interesting enough to go LIVE" as in "keep on living" and I thought something good has come out of Instagram then, what a wholesome post. Maybe this just reveals what an existential crisis I'm having 😂

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    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer to the ultimate question about life universe and everything

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same bear he had in a previous life

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a well kept plush heirloom from their folks.

    Demongrrrrl
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my mom's teddy bear. Still do, so I think he's 75 now.

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life the universe and everything in April.

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog stalking, much better that people stalking.

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a professional dog stalker." "You mean walker." "No, I mean stalker."

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    Slim Shady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the start of an episode of dateline

    Amy Fisher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sums up the current digital age perfectly.

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    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now using this phrase as a nicer way to point out a narcissistic A-hole. Thanks!

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    Emixx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    felt that on a spiritual level

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a TV/Skit show where it's just young kids saying the stuff you hear adults say, have little kids pretending to be working at an office, complaining about "karen in HR". I'll tune in for that hilarity.

    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the days before airplane WiFi when you really were isolated for awhile.

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    Emily Barnes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took me a second to understand

    maya P.K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait im sorry i dont get this, so im guessing she means her own eggs in her literal body, what what does she mean about expiring?

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Test eggs of the chicken variety by putting them in water. If they float, they're expired.

    Yoga Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true, but she was referring to HER OWN eggs...

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    Kyan Q
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn ashley likes to gt silly w***y with bonjo the clown

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT's the honking that was heard over and over

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, w***y?

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    Rod Egret
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious and so sad at the same time

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The need to brag is more the issue. No one likes a show-off.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this as long as they don't say it to the son. You can't pick family and some people are very hard to love. Most of the time through no fault of their own.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree up to the point where someone says it vin public at all.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned that I always love my kid but I definitely don't always like them.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so sad, I mean heart breaking sad.

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry! I don't like most of my blood relations either.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuh… that’s nasty. We all know it’s orange.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall name this color...Trumplestiltskin.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't insult Mother Nature.

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    SeaMonster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe it was a 2,018-year-old car

    Arianna Ibbotson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2018 was so long ago tho. Only feels like yesterday 😂

    moose man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is something one of my asshole friends would say (he is sooooo f*****g spoiled)

    Emixx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't with some people istg

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    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And being rude is considered a conversation in SF.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may no longer be hot, but I can still smoulder. Fetch my drink child

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 47 and still a pepper. With more life experience. Little girl, I'll take your man!

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    Banana Bear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear iPhones are made of butter. who else can relate?

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve used iPhone my whole life and never had a screen crack. And I’m very rough with my phones. It’s about finding the right case

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    Jude Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was perfect until I woke one morning and I had improved. lmao

    Xenon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfection is boring, but as something perfect simply can't be boring there is no such thing as perfection

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably did that to be funny. I mean I would in that context. hahaha

    Kyan Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thougth i was perfect but then a mirror appeared

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TPIUWP. Just to see if its good attitude, arrogance or delusion.

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    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flowers are so dumb as gifts. You grow something beautiful, then cut it down and kill it, then pay an outrageous amount of money to send to someone who might stick them in a glass for a couple days until they wilt and then throw them in the garbage.

    Nami Tantrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband bought me MtG booster pack instead of flowers :D

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    Sue User
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I visited family and had to remove it because it kept going off.

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    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime someone hands me an iphone/apple product, all i can do is stare at it exclaiming "what IS this?!". Android forever.

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cured meats are SO bad for dogs and cats...

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to ask my priest if hate counts as a mortal sin if it's just from a quote on the internet.

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    Andonis600
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was actually perfectly done!

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    Banana Bear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooo.... my tabs!! (i do need it tho)

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a plugin to restore them tomorrow.

    Emixx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that somehow seems more stressful

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    JACOB CHRISTOPHER
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beans beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel so eat more beans with every meal! :)

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with Dee Dee - I know that rhyme as "Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot."

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    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would wearing masks be only for festivals?!

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not medical masks. At Burning Man you're kinda expected to dress up in 'costume'. It used to be an awesome festival of art and free expression until Dr. Dre and corporate America got involved.

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    moose man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jeez they havent updated yet? how old is macos yosemite?

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    Anne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll need her number to send the screenshot though..

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he makes the donation on the spot and shows her his screen. Totally legitimate.

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    Karis Ravenhill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this, it seems weird but I like how she's asking him to prove what makes him a worthwhile human being to date, and the simplicity of finding out whether or not he's a charitable person is very clever. This is a good way to weed out the idiots who wouldn't spit on their own grandma if she was on fire.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There'd damn well better be! And PINE NUTS, not walnuts or pistachios!

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there are no pine nuts it is NOT PESTO.

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh! It's supposed to have parmesan in it!

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By definition there is cheese in pesto

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stomach growled when I read this.

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh he got a subway sandwitch you know he's willing to risk it all

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He brought alcohol and food to a nail appointment....i think i already love this man.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "not trying to be" But totally "succeeding at being one"

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you got it, you know it's not a big deal

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absolute PERFECT response. I first heard it in "The Fountainhead" movie. Then I read the book and was totally taken with "insulting" people without them realizing it. Perfect.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avocado, straight, works for me.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big knife to cut it in two and pull out the seed, and then just a spoon...my stomach just started growling!

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the hell has this dude not discovered an avocado yet they sell them in iowa anyway!

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Botanical appropriation 😂

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No great loss they probably had fleas and ticks.

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump followers and literal Corgis... same level of intelligence

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be hearing from the Corgi Anti-Defamation League. ;-)

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she scanned his cucumber without needing to see

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Product manager, not produce manager ;)

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    Otter
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    4 years ago

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    Did you mean "project manager"?

    Dina Anastasakos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Product Manager is a job....we have 4 in our company.

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    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, let us raise MORE children who think society's rules do not apply to them.

    Ozymandias73
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These coins are everyone's dreams! And this one. This one is mine! MY dream! I'm taking them back! I'm taking them all back!

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleansing the fountain of idiots.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if the kid drowns who's fault is it then?

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not. It's between you and raising a $hitty human being.

    Allan Breum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it stealing though, I mean the coins were literally thrown into the fountain. If anything, he is picking up other people's litter.

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    Yayaboobo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Ohio and I agree. I don't know what's worse, people telling me: "You don't act like you're from Ohio", or me thinking it was a grand compliment.

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    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's thouroughly disgusting.

    Aubrey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Amazon Prime? Ordering a jacket on Amazon Prime?

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    Karis Ravenhill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What a time to be alive" - Jasper, The Simpsons.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! Decadent but awesome to be able to do it if needed.

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all remember that post on here a few weeks back? About Facebook being down? And how it looked like someone had *literally deleted Facebook* from the Internet? I'm not saying we found who did it, but..

    Aubrey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably meant that he quit his job. But idk

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone using football metaphorically is a big fat N.O.

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF.... quarterback. And?!?!?!

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quarterbacks are the team captains. Shows leadership skills. Combined with work in logistics, he's basically boasting he'll be an excellent breadwinner.

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    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone cares about the quarterback... but no one cares about the quarterback

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but covid spreads through different bodily fluids

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just about any viruses spread are spread by those body fluids.

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    Chris D
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the man gave the woman head last night? just trying to get it straight

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just slang for general oral sex -- it doesn't always mean fellatio.

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago

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    TMA, lady.

    Tom Hanlin
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    4 years ago

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    So, this woman has male parts?

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    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand nor "get" infidelity. It isn't a "sometime" thing. It is a commitment. I would NEVER do anything to hurt my husband, for any reason. I love him and that's all there is.

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s important to not cheat even when you’re not married too. Especially if you’re not married, if you’re unhappy in your relationship, just communicate it and work out a solution, even if that means breaking up. Not fricken cheat, it’s wrong and all it does is hurt people

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    LakeMonster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $hitty people expecting other people to treat them well.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I read these, the more convinced I am that SF is really toxic.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you tell him you're married, is it true or just making him jealous?

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    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things in order of importance, i agree

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the words The Mission and I immediately want to go to La Taqueria! Can anyone tell me if they still exist?

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    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Dolores? Never heard of him/her

    lyndi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a large park in San Francisco near Castro district

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about If your brother comes dressed as a baby.

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    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a popular opinion here, but electric cars are not great for environment either. They just pollute in a different stage of its existence.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It largely depends on where the owner's electricity comes from.

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until after Coachella, then.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me, was I speaking to you?"

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response would have been "Are you asking to suckle me"?

    Kyan Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no karen but i would like milk in my coffee for flavor instead of you soy bean corn syrup milk

    MJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you don't recognise me mama?"

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me, is it any of YOUR business what I put in MY body?"

    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As a matter of fact yes I am. Thank you for using my correct species."

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have too many years gone by to comment, "There's an app for that"?

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's an app developer?

    brian jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soo... no, you can't get it in order?

    T.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'd prefer the Active Pharmaceutical Ingredient.

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    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People list their salary online?

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Through Glassdoor you can see the salary range of various jobs, not look up a specific person, unless they’re C-level executives.

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