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128 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They’re Too Good Not To Share
When you live in a city, sometimes it's impossible to hide your ears from private conversations. A fittingly named Instagram account called Overheard New York joins Overheard L.A., documenting some of the funniest small talk examples to be said in the streets.
"It started out as an accident," the anonymous creator of the two accounts told VOGUE. He was sitting at Erewhon, a cult L.A. health market, when he couldn't avoid a "long and absurd conversation with loads of random funny questions between two girls" (it included vegan bistros, tanning, egg freezing, and pit bulls, all at the same time). After he posted the exchange on his personal Instagram page, it quickly became a hit among his contacts. Fast forward by a few similar posts and a screenwriter friend suggested he should create an individual account, dedicated to cataloging the eccentricities and stupid questions of L.A.'s population.
Eventually, the creator started taking conversation starter submissions via e-mail and direct messages. "We get about 100 submissions a day." After West Coast comedy account became viral, he started thinking about New York City. "I think people who follow the L.A. page see 10 percent of themselves, but it feels more like a fantasy land, whereas I think New York feels more real. I think it’s a little harsher; it has a little bit more of an attitude. I think you would read those posts and think they’re funny and relatable."
Scroll down to check out the funny questions and quotes, upvote your favorites and let us know if you think they represent the locals appropriately! And if you live in either of these cities, start conversations with care, because you might end up with this bunch!
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ukoms 7 years ago
Meh... Not so drunk. On the other hand, if (s)he would by licence to WinRar...
Chyppa Homer 7 years ago
Hitting the szilva pálinka on a regular basis then ? :D
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Sarah Figini 7 years ago
this made me lol so hard i had to explain myself to the other people in the office
Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
I have donated, I sometimes seek things on there so I feel I owe some
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
6'3" guy walks in to the aisle where I'm shopping, just as I finish using an extendable backscratcher to fish an item off the top shelf. He looks puzzled. I say, "Where were you two minutes ago?"
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Victor Calamity 7 years ago
I've got news for you: if you're watching a couple break up, then you've got about a dozen cable channels
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Hamdhaan Hassan 7 years ago
people who listen to music without headphones should not be allowed to go out in public
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Hamdhaan Hassan 7 years ago
maybe he was a fashion critic, those guys sometimes have the homeless look with all the crappy trends they try on
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Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
LOL! Totally something that would happen to my mom. Years ago, she was at a friend's house getting ready to go out somewhere and her friend was sitting on the couch. My mom went up to her and said "Come on! Get dressed! Put on some make up! Let's go!" and her friend said, "But I already got ready..."
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
This a first time in my life that I regret not being stuck in a train...
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Cecily C 7 years ago
One time I was the only person in line waiting at a register, and there was no one there to check me out yet. A woman walks in the store and goes "where would I find applesauce?" I replied with "I don't know." she looked at me pretty weird for a sec and then realized I didn't work there.
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Anne Glassman 7 years ago
Ok but I've always thought it's ridiculous for people who don't serve (or aren't hunting at that moment) to wear camouflage.
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Wanda Queen 7 years ago
New York CITY, please, there is an entire state where the rest of us actually don't think we're superior.
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Ian Langille 7 years ago
Can't blame the drugs. That's what weak people do. Some of us can drink and get high and realize that you still have to act your age.
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Pragya Fating 7 years ago
I think daylight savings is a really stupid concept. Just coz u do it, doesn't mean the time walks by it. There is no point to it.
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Pungent Sauce 7 years ago
BoJack:“Is that how you pronounce that?” SaraLynn:“I don’t know, they should just call them “overpriced blueberries for douchebags’”
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Anne Glassman 7 years ago
I mean, this person may have had a legitimate issue, but otherwise just wash your hands later and high five the friggin toddler.
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Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
I'd wanted to visit the city ever since I was a little kid, but even though my parents took me on vacation to Maine, Vermont, etc., we never made a stop there. So, finally, my husband and I went there on our honeymoon in 2015. For me, it was okay. Lots of nice things to see (totally worth it to invest in the New York Pass. A five-day pass costs around $250 but we used it to the equivalent of $600!), but a very dirty city with generally rude people. My husband hated, hated, HATED it and never wants to step foot back there! I would go back to visit again, but without my husband!
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Wanda Queen 7 years ago
OMG Seriously. When I used to waitress I hated that question. What's good to me won't necessarily be good to you, dipshit.
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Right, let's try an elimination process. First, do you live in New York?
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Sarah Schmidt 7 years ago
wow, that's what I feel like right now... but we don't have quinoa bowls, we have vegan-gluten free- fairtrade- handmade ice creams and Döner now, also nice
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Lydia Curio 7 years ago
Plans are great to have, she probably most definitely had one of those that did not include trying to get somewhere underground during rush hour with 3 kids.
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Alex Rademacher 10 months ago
I'm totally content with only ever having the idea of living in new york, but never actually going there.
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Death Metal Kitty 7 years ago
In Singapore, being able to shove your way out of a train means the people were polite that day.
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
I hate this word "friendzone". It's either used by boys who think that being nice to a girl give them a kind of right on them which means those boys are not "friends". Either it's used by girls who take advantage of persuade boysthat they are going to be reward by sex if they pay for things. No one use a friend like this. There is no friendship in the "friend"zone
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diane a 7 years ago
Customer in shop - I love your perfume - can i ask what it is? Fellow customer - Zoflora disinfectant - i just spent the afternoon cleaning
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
Some of them are funny, but some are just being mean/rude and not even in an original/funny way!
Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
I used to love their website (overheardinnewyork.com) but they obviously stopped posting there a couple of years ago. I don't have Instagram (and no plans to get it) so I'm sad.
Jaap Hoogenboezem 7 years ago
Preppy lady to busdriver: "how are you doing today?" Busdriver, without even looking at her: "living the dream baby, living the dream".
Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 7 years ago
Sometimes its better not to listen into other conversations but these are good!
Sancha Fung 7 years ago
A few years ago, a man came to our door and told us that someone got fired by him. Then silence...........
A Ghost 7 years ago
You live in NY. So do they. That's why you're lumped together.
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Customer in shop - I love your perfume - can i ask what it is? Fellow customer - Zoflora disinfectant - i just spent the afternoon cleaning
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
Some of them are funny, but some are just being mean/rude and not even in an original/funny way!
Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
I used to love their website (overheardinnewyork.com) but they obviously stopped posting there a couple of years ago. I don't have Instagram (and no plans to get it) so I'm sad.
Jaap Hoogenboezem 7 years ago
Preppy lady to busdriver: "how are you doing today?" Busdriver, without even looking at her: "living the dream baby, living the dream".
Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 7 years ago
Sometimes its better not to listen into other conversations but these are good!
Sancha Fung 7 years ago
A few years ago, a man came to our door and told us that someone got fired by him. Then silence...........
A Ghost 7 years ago
You live in NY. So do they. That's why you're lumped together.
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