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Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you are having a conversation with someone and they use a word or a phrase that you haven’t heard of and have no idea what it means? There are some people who like to use more colorful language and revive words that are no longer used or have changed their meaning throughout time. If you still feel lost when you hear some archaic word or phrase, you are not alone as one Reddit user, @SunRevolutionary8315, asked other people online “What is an outdated word or phrase an older family member uses that makes your brain hurt?” Soon people started sharing sayings their parents, grandparents and other older relatives use in their everyday language and trying to explain the meaning behind these words. So if you’re also looking for ways to expand your vocabulary, the post with more than 34k upvotes is a great source of knowledge.  

Do you know someone in your family who also likes to puzzle you with outdated language? Don’t forget to share it in the comments down below!

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29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group Anyone else get told they were “Cruisin for a bruisin” as a kid or just me?

CuteCanary , Jamie Smed Report

BatPig
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My name is Susan so I heard it all the time

Yugan Talovich
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I first heard that around 1972 from an angry Aussie. I almost burst out laughing.

Thorfin Wolfsbane
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could i interest you in a "Hurtz Donut"?

James016
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Your a**e is grass and I’m the lawnmower”

John Montgomery
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I ever heard the lawnmower part, but I do remember hearing the first part.

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Leo Domitrix
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Cruisin' for a bruisin'. No idea origin, don't care, just really hated hearing it.

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only knew the one that said that every time you hit, helps you become taller!!! Believe me i had dozens of bruises and I'm short af

KimB
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm standing here in my kitchen laughing my a**e off :D I can hear my cousin saying that to me when he was about 7 I was 5...Brilliant thank you for the laugh I definitely needed that!

Wistiti
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does it mean though?

John Montgomery
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't remember if I was told it or just heard it on tv. I was born in 81. I'm pretty sure it's the same thing as "f**k around find out" today. It means your behavior is going to cause the other person to beat you. Not really a great phrase to use on a person.

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Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. And dad's favourite "I'm gonna go through you like a dose of the salts" - didn't have a clue what it meant but didn't like the sound of it

Pat Bond
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still used today. It's smelling salts. If you've ever had the pleasure the are indeed quite strong.

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Monica Sanz
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yeah! I still hear it sometimes lol

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    #2

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My late father (born in '33) used to say he'd been "d**ked by the dangling dong of destiny" when something went wrong that was out of his control.

    mourninglark , Sarah Stierch Report

    spirit wolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be adopting this phrase, going into effect immediately. Thank you!

    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm putting it on a t-shirt.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Descriptive and to the point. Sir, I respect you.

    Hugh Walter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dicked was being used in the UK forces in the 1980's and probably still is, but I've not heard your fuller version, being dicked meant being targeted, either by the Enemy (specifically the IRA - dickers were underage 'spotters') or to do some crap detail . . . "I've been dicked to do Christmas duties"

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That definitely beats The Fickle Finger of Fate from the 1960s show Laugh-In

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so much better than "the universe is f*****g me all the time". I'm stealing it

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mill here, and will for suuuuuuuuure be using this

    Meami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the alliteration!

    cb !!!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandpa used to always say that "life is a big s**t sandwich, and every day you have to take a bigger bite." i think of it every day.

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    #3

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group When I was a kid and we had a slow start to our day my mother would say “we’re off like a herd of turtles” still makes me smile

    kurtsta , Krabiman Report

    RandomBeing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma says that when we drive somewhere. My dad does it to sometimes.

    Scooter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always said "a thundering herd of turtles"

    Hugh Walter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He works like a herd of wandering wildersloths - used on the warehouse bank at United Carriers, Aldershot in the early 1990's.

    Hi-Dona
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom says the same:) I know it's because my grandma would say it and my mom likes using old sayings.

    Xan A. Du
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who says "I'm off...like a prom dress".

    Kai
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh my grandfather would say that along with "who opened the zoo gates" when there was traffic.

    Andy Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom would say “We’re off like a herd of turtles shaking in our girdles”

    Roadkill The Brave
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a Herd of turtles wearing girdles jumping hurdles was something my grandpa said all the time.

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    #4

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group There was an older gentleman, about 70, that I used to work with that looked at me and said “His butter done slid off his biscuit” referring to another coworker acting crazy. I’m in southern Kentucky.

    Awerunner , Bill Selak Report

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His cheese has slid off his cracker

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *forlornly stares at the cheese on the floor*

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "His biscuit ain't buttered" was what I heard.

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

    Stannous Flouride
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rural areas of the US have some of the most wonderfully colorful euphemisms for people who are either a bit crazy or not that bright.

    Terri Rimmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's one sandwich short of a picnic.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best line in the whole of "The Green Mile".

    Sargio
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I can just picture the cutest old gentleman

    Georgia Hebert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His elevator doesn't go to to the top floor!

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    #5

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My grandpa likes to use the phrase "not my monkey, not my circus" to everyone asking if he's Polish, we're Latino. He says it in both Spanish and English, "no es mi circo, no son mis monos". I didn't realize until writing it out that he flips the order in English.

    Career_Much , Ben Tullis Report

    Premislaus de Colo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have heard it from a Polish person and liked it, so he went on using it. This is a very Polish idiom

    classbag
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it a few times, and I'm in the US. Seems pretty common in many places, maybe just more common in Poland.

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    LH25
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use this at work. Along with "then I realized it is my circus and those are my monkeys"

    Lori McMillen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings me back to my manager days and all the crying

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God I'm laughing because i remembered my older neighbour one day she had an encounter with a naked man that ran in front of her and flashed her! Her reaction was "put your monkey back in the circus mister"😅😅😅😅

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not really outdated though, based on my having heard multiple younger folks use the phrase.

    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard this one and I like it.

    Dave P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this, or some variant is still pretty commonly used, even among us millenials

    Sill Marien
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a correct order in Polish - monkeys go first in this sentence :)

    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not [my/your/our] circus..." is still very regularly used on AskAManager.

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    #6

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group answers the phone “Yellow!”

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    Sky Render
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the early 2000s, when the standard phone greeting was "WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?"...

    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you’re Mexican, like my family, with your accent, “Jello!”

    Caleb Livingston
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its how Homer Simpson answers the phone

    Fus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty. Just like my father.

    Taibhse Sealgair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. Could answer with "Ahoy" (Yes, this was a thing just after phones came out.)

    Pezor Zass
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend who lived in Japan said some of his english speaking friends there would answer the phone "washingmashing" because it sounds like the common phone answering phrase "moshi moshi". i think it was a form of semi-joking rebellion?

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    #7

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group Went into a speed shop the other day and overheard the shop owner talking to someone on the phone. Man was 60+ and said un-ironically "Catch ya on the flip side Daddio" to end the conversation he was having.

    ampd1450 , Adam Report

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight out of the 1950s...and it’s Daddy-o

    Taibhse Sealgair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Catch ya on the flip" side" is CB talk out of the 70s. It was used when trucker A (heading one direction) was saying to trucker B (heading the opposite direction) that they'd talk again on each's return trip. Yup, I used to own a CB.

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    Kristin Ingersoll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A speed shop? Like... to buy speed? LOL!

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's where you buy performance-oriented automotive parts and/or a dyno shop that will adjust the tune of your vehicle to meet your particular performance goals.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've been on the flip side for about a decade, still haven't seen any daddy-o's...

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say "catch ya round like a fruit loop". Oh high school, how I don't miss you lol.

    Monica Sanz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I've heard this before

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    #8

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group slight stray from question, my english professor says “heavens to betsy”

    MyxHere13 , Shane Global Report

    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your English professor isn't allowed to swear on the job

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a phrase straight out of the 1950s

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavens to Murgatroyd, even! (From watching 30s-40s era Looney Toons.)

    Scifi1203
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these remind me of my Nana(grandmother) who was born in 1909.....miss her!

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you give up cursing.... real profane cursing... you get "son of a biscuit" (my mom) or "kick in the assets" (me)...

    Anna Banana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sayings make me irrationally annoyed. Then again, I would struggle to find a reason to give up cursing...

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    Debbie Burton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say that around the grandkids.... or Sweet Baby Cheezes!

    Grace Note
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say that sometimes. I decided to swear less and now that's in my lexicon along with "Crikey!" and " Hellzapoppin'! "

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    #9

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group You can call me anything you like except late for dinner! I use this all the time and my wife tells me that’s something only old men say

    Flashy_Concern_4676 , Peter Hellberg Report

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Mr "in time for dinner" I'm Mrs "always room for dessert"

    Kaliesin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else perturbed by the pic of the meal... just can't get my head round having a burger with a side of brussels!!! (and I actually like brussels, so it's not a hatred of sprouts talking)

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If most of the plate is brussel sprouts and mushrooms, please don't call me for dinner at all :P

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note, that's a horrible looking plate of depression right there

    iblowsheep
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf? burgers and brussel sprouts? what torture is that?

    Janos Schumacher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the farm, "Dinner" is lunch. It's something you look forward to. You want to hear the "Dinner" bell. That's the one thing all day that you look forward to is coming in for dinner or having it brought to you in the field. You don't call me late for dinner. It's my one bit of joy in my day other than the 11 O'Clock news where you get the good weather report for the next day.

    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm a gal & I say it . . . and I mean it.

    Viv Hart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can call me anything you like, but don't call me a taxi!

    Debra Timah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard "Call me anything you like, but never too late to eat"?

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY hubby live by this saying - that silly bugger even eats my cooking! (Dangerous)

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    #10

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group “If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas”

    aGrlHasNoUsername , Antonio Castagna Report

    Suz66
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard Sheldon use this one on Big Bang Theory.

    the fallen soufflé
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only's and buts were candies and nuts, then everyday would be Erntedankfest. -Dwight Schrute

    classbag
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for posting this so I didn't have to. It's obligatory!

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    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says this a lot and for some reason it drives me nuts (and not in a good way).

    Terri Rimmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to say that at Christmas in the 80s.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If wishes were horses, poor men would ride.

    Flabuless-Jaye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This version came from a nursery rhymes book. I didn't understand it as a child, as I didn't know what a tinker was... " If ifs and ands were pots and pans, there'd be no need for tinkers"

    Jody Cutright
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papa, born in 1924, used to say this.

    deathrose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always heard "ifs, ands, or buts,..."

    Lin B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ‘ifs’ and ‘ands’ were grains of sand we’d all be up to our butts in desert.

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    #11

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My nana says “That really turns me on” about ANYTHING. Good ice cream, a movie, music, doesn’t matter.

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    Panda-riffic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whelp! Your Nana seems to be insatiable! :-P

    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it's being used like "that really hits the spot". That one was usually for food though.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means anything good or you approve of!

    Leodavinci
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    Is granny hyper-sexual?

    #12

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group "Davenport" to mean couch. Apparently, it was a name-brand couch back in the day.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late grandmother saud that. She was born around 1900.

    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto with mine. I sometimes say it, as well, and my husband thinks I made it up.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents called it a "divan." (From Persian, meaning "bench." No, my grandparents were not Persian.)

    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DFS in the UK used to advertise them as such.

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    JP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velcro - for hook and loop closures. Kleenex - for facial tissues. Ziplock - for storage bags. There are a lot of things like this. Not so much outdated, more of a habit using brand names for every item like it.

    Chris Hills
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a name brand. Googled... "Davenport was the name of a series of sofas made by the Massachusetts furniture manufacturer A. H. Davenport and Company, now defunct. Due to the popularity of the furniture at the time, the name davenport became a genericized trademark in parts of the United States."

    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both Davenport and Chesterfield are styles not brands.

    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chesterfields are mainly leather with a low back and deep button tufting and usually associated with dusty old English gentlemens clubs and manor houses.

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so old when I first heard the word futon -I looked for it in the dairy case!

    Mindy Keys
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get up off the davenport and go to the Frigidaire to get me a coke!

    Mary Haynes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom used to say "go sit out on the davenport" when the grandkids were little, they thought the davenport was the porch

    Nadine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother had a family room that everyone called the davenport.

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    BleeBloo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my parents used this phrase when i was growing up

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    #13

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My mom was not a fan of colorful language, I can't recall ever hearing an f-bomb escape her lips. But if she was mad at someone, she would say "They can just go piss up a rope!" I still don't know WTF she meant.

    nachobitxh , dailyinvention Report

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m familiar with this phrase

    Melanie Roy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom would say this but add...and slide down the slippery side!

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    BleeBloo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was growing up, when one of my elderly neighbors got ready to swear she would say "God......bless America"

    Ade Bozzay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because pissing up a rope will cause it to come right back down to you

    classbag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, passing upwards in general will lead to that...

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    Fester Sixonesixonethree
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pissing up a rope is like pissing into the wind - you're guaranteed to get wet.

    Vanessa Wanner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this with the addition of... and suck the wet end

    Tee Witt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a swear word in the UK

    Ladyvischuss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still say it today along with a family favorite, "Jesus Christ on a crutch!" Blurted that one out to a cop one day. He looked at me as if I was insane, which was beside the point.

    Melvin Dragvelk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think about it literally. Easy to understand then.

    April
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of my mom's favorites, along with "teaching oysters how to jump rope" if you ask what she's doing when you can already see what she's doing

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    #14

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My dad used to say “That’ll put lead in your pencil”.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's got to be right up there with, "That'll put hair on your chest!", which always bugged me seeing as I was a chick, lol.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say it'll put hairs on my chest hairs, to scare ppl ;)

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    Mich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was R rated. Not something a parent would say to a child. Maybe my dirty mind.

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandad used to say that too.

    Roger Meunier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like eggs or oysters can supposedly refill one's love needle or stamina or erectile capacities, hum.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah eat that I'll put hair on your chest! That meant eat it or ELSE!

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually said when trying to consume some horrible high-strength alcohol as some mis-guided attempt at manly things to do.

    Brian J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I have no one to write to

    Fester Sixonesixonethree
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually referring to the strength of coffee or alcohol. :) Equivalent to "put hair on your chest..."

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Politely put, it "stiffens you up". I heard it usually referring to hard liquor or referring to sexually stimulating images.

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    #15

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My mother used to say "he's got his wobbly boots on" whenever she saw someone drunk.

    kiss_my_what , boothekolt Report

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong, but those are WWII airborne boots. They look just like mine in the Italian army, but regular ground pounders boots are black. The Airborne were very proud of their boots color. A sign of distinction.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she from the Midwest? That has American Midwest written all over it!

    classbag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from the Midwest and have never heard it.

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    Midge biscuit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa used to always say someone was "too big for their boots" if they were getting overconfident or cocky.

    Mindy Keys
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I love this. Stealing, thanks mum.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pissed to the eyeballs was what my generation called drunk!

    #16

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group When you put something in your mouth it's really hot and react. Que grandma "well it wasn't cooked on a f*****k sewing machine"

    thatmaintenanceguy , Emma Jane Report

    Daniel Pacheco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder if your grandma has latino roots? Sewing machines and to-saw, in castellano & spanish is 'máquina cosedora' / 'coser' (which is very simmilar to 'cocer' /to cook

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you ask: Is it hot? My mum will say: NO! HEAVY!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother uses to say - well it did just come off the stove you moron!

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people in the USA use such bad language regularly?

    lil ninja
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad says, “it wasn’t cooked in the freezer”

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    #17

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My father says, and I quote, "Foshizzle Manizzle."

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    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this is something older millennials remember. I remember it from 9th grade and I'm 32.

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this as well, I'm 28. Me and my friends would try to add "izzle" it to the end off a bunch of words to sound gangsta.

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    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were separate words, but im not sure white ppl should be saying 'my nizzle'

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago

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    They are, and who cares because saying only one culture can say a word is the definition of racist.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now it's time to go back to the hizzouse

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foshizzle is from Snoop Dog but I think Manizzle is his own embellishment; I say Foshizzle all the time—so much more fun than “for sure.”

    R.D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole thing is from Snoop Dogg. Foshizzle is, as you said, "for sure". The manizzle part is "my n___a".

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    Noumskie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that one and was told as a teenager that it means : for sure, my n*gga... I stopped saying it!

    Renita McAfee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a gennx thing. Snoop Dogg started it or at least made it mainstream

    K J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. It's not millennials. It's Snoop Dog. B

    Monica Sanz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh lol. Now I feel old for knowing this

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    #18

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group When talking about drinking, my dad says "I got plowed the other night" rather than "I got drunk the other night"

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't have any gay friends, does he.

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "plowing" have to do with gay friends? It's been a euphemism for hetero sex for ages.

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    Eucritta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with, 'I was three sheets to the wind.'

    loopyli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means something else now ;)

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they got the language right in Sharpe, it was in use in circa 1800 during the Napoleonic wars.

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    Tom Susala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who used to say: "Last night, I got POLLUTED!"

    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does NOT mean drunk in my neck of the woods........

    Phoebe Garcia
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Australian brother-in-law gets "pissed". I used to wonder - why are you getting mad? LOL

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use it that way in the UK too. I've had to remember to alter it for my international friends XD

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    Shane S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch dad. Use protection.

    Xan A. Du
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Getting ploughed" definitely has a different meaning in my circle. Although, your dad's "getting plowed" probably leads to more of my "getting ploughed".

    A Head
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texas: "He was drunker than Cooter Brown!"

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    #19

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group I have a friend, about 15 years older than me, who constantly says s**t like "bump uglies".

    KomedyChameleon , Charles Brewer Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, my friend, is what’s known as a Generation Gap!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am really old but this just aged me ten more years! (what?)

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    Mich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a variant of someone being butt ugly?

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's a euphemism for having sex

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    Joanna Blake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one amazing saying and I am 32 lol

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it many, many times, and I'm 35.

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    Bexxxxx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg I say this regularly 😬 should I stop

    Monica Sanz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that sometimes lol

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    #20

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My mom is 71, she says things are cool. But she pronounces it like kewel, or kyoul.

    OhAces , Jessica Merz Report

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s only five years older than I am and one of my faves is “cool beans”

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of Cartman Southpark so kewel

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one word that has stood the test of time: Cool.

    OhForSmegSake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some older Australians pronounce it like that.

    Monica Sanz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still say cool beans!!!!

    Jean Nielsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teenage grandchildren assured me that saying cool was still cool.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 76 and have never heard this - I must be really stupid too!

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She id trying to be 1998 on AOL ~kEwL~

    Tim Douglass
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The slang term "cool" is possibly the oldest slang word in use with essentially it's same meaning across time.

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    #21

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group "The devil's been beatin' his wife"- when the sun is out but it's still raining. I heard this a lot growing up but apparently some people have never heard of it?

    confused_enby102 , followtheseinstructions Report

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a very old English proverb that goes something like, If it rains while the sun is shining, the devil is beating his wife with a leg of mutton. It's so weird I've never forgotten it.

    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you've won this round.

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard this my whole life. I don't know why she doesn't leave him.

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Venice, Italy, where I live, when it rains while the sun is shining they say that the nuns are falling in love.

    Chad Crocker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the South is was a little song we sang as kids during a Sun shower. The devil was spitting fire from hell (the sun) and his wife was crying (the rain)

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family and local town, it was always called 'a monkey's wedding'.

    Victor Botha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, still called that here in South Africa

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    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Texas and this is definitely something I say and also hear a lot.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some parts of the Netherlands we say "There's a fun fair in hell."

    MellonCollie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Echt waar? Nooit gehoord! Grappig hoe dat per streek kan verschillen :-)

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    Midge biscuit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever it was sunny but raining, my parents used to always refer to it as "a monkeys birthday."

    Renita McAfee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We heard that the devil beats his wife for not burning his toast.

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    #22

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My grandma would say “bull feathers” instead of bulls**t

    Hunk_n_Butt , hotzeplotz Report

    Yoli Lawrence
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The writers of MASH used to have a lot of fun with these types of profanities for Col Potter to get around the censors. Bull Biscuits, Horse hockey, Mule Fritters, Pigeon Pellets, Pony Pucks

    Susun Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, 'horse feathers' is a favorite of mine!

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another one that is over 100 years old.

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember hearing "bull twiki" in grade school

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa would say "Owl feathers and rusty gum drops."

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    #23

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My older relatives in Michigan (all passed away now) used to say Geez-O-Pete instead of Jesus Christ, I guess so as not to blaspheme? Who f**king knows?

    motown_missile , Carlos Ebert Report

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez-oh-(fill in blank) is common, I think, in most of the US among the "mustn't cuss" population.

    John Baker
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judas priest was my grandpa's favorite. And I don't mean bands. ;-)

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say "Jesus!", because that could be anybody!

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say Geez-o-Man since my sister became hyper-religious

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i started saying 'for the love of bob' instead of 'for the love of god' because a holy roller I worked with was offended. It amused me so much I kept it.

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    cb !!!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have never heard anyone outside of michigan say that! i grew up knowing that as a common phrase but in all my travels have never come across someone who said it!

    Sam rice
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grand mother says Judas priest

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    #24

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My dad still talks about "The Japs!" Like he fought in world war 2. But he's too young and also not American.

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of countries had to fight the Japanese in WWII. Dutch, British, Australians and then there were all the locals like Malay, Indonesian, etc.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not many that actively engaged in combat are alive to talk about it. I think this person just meant to say that it's odd that he uses that phrase, the use of Japs specifically narrows it down to an English speaking country that they're from, but it really is the age thing that makes it inappropriate as hell.

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    Suz66
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father told me that the WW2 vets used that term.

    Mike Power
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh so he's racist! Why didn't he just say that?

    John Rochester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of nationalities are referred to by a shortened version . Brits, Poles, Aussies, Fins, Danes, Turks, what's the problem?

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom refers to the Vietnamese people/sale guys at the Czech border as "Fidschis", and I think it's a common word, because I heard it very often...

    Anne Mitchell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a news flash.... Americans were not the only one's fighting in WW11. In fact the rest of the allies had been at war against both Japs and Germans for 2 years before the yanks turned up.

    classbag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person in the post knows what nationality their own father is and whether he actually fought the Japanese.

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    Dodo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, the Japanese were also called "the Nips"

    Mich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Japs sound offensive but shortened versions of other nationalities don’t?

    Delta of the Sand/Rainwings
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because it wasused as a racial slur in wwII? (That was not sarcastic btw:V)

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    Taibhse Sealgair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an uncle that actually was at Pearl Harbor. He called them worse than that till the day he passed.

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    #25

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group I hate when old people ask “can you whack this off for me” For $20 anything is possible tho

    MarkedHondaMan , John Trainor Report

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "technically, sir, if I whacked it off for you, it wouldn't be called whacking off..."

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they mean when they say that?

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it means to cut or break something off, like a piece of string from a spool or some stretchy cheese from a slice of pizza. At least that's how my mom uses it.

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    Flabuless-Jaye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss who used to have phone conversations with clients and say"as soon as I'm of the call, I'll whack it off for you.". She was a proper posh English lady. We had to tell her it wasn't quite the phrase she should be using. 😂

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a favor, you are asking someone to cut off a piece of something. The cruder version emerged in the 70s.

    Tuna Fish
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    Y'all be nasty. To whack something off is to cut it off. Just Shut UP! That's gross.

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    #26

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My coworker says "It's hotter than a blistered d**k in a wool sock"

    CoolWalrus2085 , AnnaKika Report

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. An old friend says that.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. :D

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    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hotter than a wh*re in church” was the one I grew up with.

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is night and nothing can be seen: Dark as a bear's ass.

    Janet L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cold enough to freeze the b***s off a brass monkey… or, “it’s brass monkeys out” when it’s cold. Plus “I just saw a brass monkey looking for a welder” when it’s REALLY cold.

    Anne Kilpatrick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad, "Cold as a well diggers elbows in January."

    Mary Mosher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colder than a wh*re's heart on payday.

    r0cketmom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! Can't wait to use this one!

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa: Colder than a well digger's getchie goonie in the south of Antarctica with his boots off.

    ArmyDog07
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "Warmer than two rats humping in a wool sock."

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    #27

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group 50/50 chance my mom is gonna say “and we’re off like a dirty shirt” when leaving an establishment. I kinda like it though

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is “Let’s blow this popsicle stand.” I like it so much that I had a Swedish person tell me how to say it, so now I say (this is a transliteration since I have now idea how it it would be spelled in Swedish) the upper-case letters are said in a higher tone than the lower-case ones (apparently this matters) “Lo-TOOS spreng-A det-TA EES-glass stahnd...or, in the language of my people, Let’s blow this popsicle stand.”

    Janice Blaufox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to say, "We're off like a prom dress".

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better make like a bread truck and haul buns.

    Katchen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard, “we’re off like a prom dress,” or “let’s blow this burg.”

    Erika
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A higher-up at one of my student jobs liked to close up for the night with "Let's make like a pasture pillow and hit the trail!" A foreign student loved how it sounded until someone explained the literal meaning.

    Laura Roney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every morning before my Dad started the car to to take me to school he would say "and we're off in a cloud of camel dust"

    Thomas Tilque
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "make like a tree & leave"? Or "make like horsesh*t and hit the trail"?

    OhForSmegSake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum always said "We're off like a bride's nightie". It was one of her mum's favourite sayings.

    Heidi Stach
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make like a baby and head out lol

    Michele Wintzloff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun is what I would say

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    #28

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group grandpa: says narcist instead of narcissist. apparently back in the day that was normal grandma: if wishes were fishes we’d have a big fry

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If wishes were Porsches, beggars would drive" ---- my mom having twisted "If wishes were horses".

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride" is the original.

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    JP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from an old Scottish nursery rhyme that gets changed depending on location or generation. The original is - If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. If turnips were swords, I'd have one at my side. If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans, There'd be no work for tinkers' hands.

    Colin L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Firefly: If wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak.

    Laura Roney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or if wishes were fishes I'd catch me a few

    Sabrina
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told "if wishes were horses, we would all be knee-deep in manure"

    Robin Childers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If wishes were horses, I'd sell a herd and buy .... whatever I'm wanting. lol

    Janice Blaufox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always said, "If wishes were horses beggars would ride"

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 if wishes were trees, the trees would be falling 🎶

    Marco Conti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up my grandfather used to say "If grandma had wheels, she'd be a bicycle".

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    #29

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My mom says she’s “gotta go tink tink” instead of to the bathroom.

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    Jessica Rabbit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called it tinkle once and my husband was like, "You are an adult, not a child".

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat" is frequently seen on signs for the bathroom.

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    Erin E
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those towels around the toilet, though.

    Taibhse Sealgair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to say, "I gotta go see a man about a horse." Took me years to understand what that actually meant.

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gotta go see a man about a dog" - shitting.

    classbag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop the kids off at the pool. Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

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    LH25
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL used to say she had to visit the blue room. I asked hubby, he doesn't remember any of their bathrooms being blue, even when they visited the grandparents in the house she grew up in

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late grandmother called it tinkle

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before we go anywhere my 63 year old husband will say, "Wait. I gotta go make pee pee" but he is in fact, a child.

    Debra Timah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock.)

    Flabuless-Jaye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A senior work colleague would look on other people's desks for something to read. He'd then take it to the toilet with him and return it 20minutes later. 🤢

    Autumn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …….. Bathroom, Bathroom, I gots to pee! I’m gonna sprinkle all my tinkle in the-

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    #30

    My father still says oriental

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    Yugan Talovich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the Orient where the term is still used and useful. Asia is everything from Arabia to the Philippines. The Orient is the Far East, the Chinese cultural sphere.

    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oriental literally means East. If you orient yourself, it means to point yourself eastward.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my dinner tonight is Oriental Style Pork Ribs with a hoisin glaze, so I guess Sainsburys don't consider it to be outdated.

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "asian" better than "oriental" these days?

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm doesn't really make sense... Asian is anywhere in asia where as as I recall 'oriental' is specifically china/japan/korea etc.

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    Mich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oriental and occidental. The former I hear often in the Uk referring to Asia. The latter I never hear.

    Jon S.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have read 'occidentals' often in middle eastern literature about Europeans.

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    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know we shouldn't?

    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me either. I mean as far as I know there's still a party supply company called oriental trading.

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    Marco Conti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's a location and a cardinal point. In Italy we called people from the East "Levantini", from the "Levant". It can be derogatory, but not necessarily so. It depends on context.

    Tuna Fish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My deep south Texas grandma used to say "wet back" for Mexican. I never understood how she could say that and not mean it in a mean way. She really didn't though, it was just what they were called where she was from. She died in her 90s before the millennium.

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong? I though the Orient was the eastern and south-eastern part of the continent of Asia? Can some explain for me?

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern world likes to make innocuous words taboo. "Oriental" simply means "in the East." Also, it's not like anyone is going to say "Asian carpet."

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a related note, I heard someone say when I was a child that "Oriental is a rug, while Asian is a person." And I took that to heart.

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    Vivian Orr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now I’m confused. Is it or isn’t it offensive? I have alway used Oriental vs Asian when making a distinction. Is this wrong now?

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    #31

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group not offensive, just weird. my dad still says “sipping the sauce” instead of drinking lol

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the UK, people can still be heard saying 'I had a good night on the sauce last night'. Meaning they had many interactions with the barman.

    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And depending on how middle class they are, substitute virtually *any* noun for how drunk they got (see Michael McIntyre getting utterly gazebo'd)

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    Mich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on the sauce last night - still use this

    #32

    29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group Mother in law.. "black doctor" or "lady doctor" or "man nurse".. always a point worth noting for her

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably remembers back when it was pretty much all white men all the time.

    Nudge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and white women for nurses, right?

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    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was giving birth to my last child (in 1994), there was a male delivery nurse on duty… and I was asked my permission, by the female charge nurse, to have him attend to me. I was thoroughly confused. But apparently some women had a problem with a male nurse helping you through child birth. I looked at both him and the charge nurse and said, “I don’t have a problem with my male OBGYN doctor. Why should I care about a male delivery room nurse?”

    Mich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! My dad says “Chinese doctor” and I think he’s exploring eastern medicine, but he’s talking about a western doctor of Asian origin.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time someone says "lady doctor" I innocently ask "oh, you mean a gynae?"

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she means something specific with "lady doctor" :P

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    #33

    Cotton picker. My dad said this instead of swears.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard cotton-picking as a substitute for numerous swear words.

    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, who do you think used to pick cotton on cotton plantations? Hint: they weren't paid

    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started saying "flippin fudgin fudge" instead if f**k

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now just a cotton-picking minute!

    Leodavinci
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was Bugs Bunny, not Elmer Fudd, who used to say "cotton pickin' ".. Usually as an adjective, i.e. "Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute."

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not "instead of", it's "in addition to".

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    #34

    Dude, outdated? I get a headhache from my tennage brothers new terminology. Like eating is called dusting. He's dusting the food. What?

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    OoNijNoO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero sense in that indeed

    Marco Conti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you "dust" somebody, means to kill them. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. How it got into the lexicon to mean "killing food" I don't know, but it's easy to understand.

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard "dusting off" for eating all of your food. Like, getting rid of it.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cut to a guy using a small feather duster on a big mac*

    Michelle Brandt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had a visual of my 4 year old with her little duster, swishing it over her food. Maybe then she'd actually eat it, lol!