40 Funny Pics From The “Out Of Context Human Race” Twitter Page That Presents Not The Brightest Side Of Humanity
Imagine planet Earth from an outsider's point of view. From many light-years away, it probably wouldn't seem all that impressive through some sort of futuristic telescope technology. Anyone watching Earth as a transiting exoplanet wouldn't see our world as a vibrant oasis suffused with blue, green, and tan, as it appears in up-close satellite images. They would simply see a lump of rock getting in the way of the Sun.
The real fun would start if those looking could zoom in more. A lot more. So much they could spy on our lives. If that sounds interesting to you as well, there's a Twitter account that shows our everyday life without any filters. Out of Context Human Race shares fan-submitted images (and sometimes videos) that paint a broad picture of what's going on around here. Continue scrolling and check some of them out.
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When did he pass??? I semi-regularly watch 10 out of cats on YouTube from America and love his sarcastic humor. So sad to read this.
Load More Replies...I'm gna miss his comedy so much. He made 8/10 cats does countdown so unpredictable and fun. RIP Mr Lock
Lisa Kaltenegger, an astronomer at Cornell University, enlisted the help of Jackie Faherty, an astrophysicist who works at Hayden Planetarium, and together they took on the task of identifying stars that might host alien worlds where the residents—past, present, or future—would have a chance of detecting Earth as a transiting exoplanet.
In other words, these planets would have just the right vantage point to observe a slight dip in the brightness of our sun as Earth crosses, or transits, in front of it. It's actually the most successful method we use to find planets beyond our solar system as they orbit around their own host stars, creating tiny blips in the light we can see with astronomical instruments.
When I was in the Marines, we were not to use an umbrella unless in dress uniform. Soooo... I just never did. It's only water, even if it's a monsoon. I think they changed that rule....
I can't wait to be waterproof! Then I can forget my umbrella and be okay!!
Yeah, and most English speakers can use the language properly when they're an adult.
The first time I heard Gotye, I unfortunately had to listen to five minutes adulation from a bromancing DJ. So I was prepped to hate it before I even heard it.
He actually has alot of other songs that just unfortunately never got popularity
In June, Kaltenegger and Faherty announced their results in Nature with an extensive list of stars that have either had, or will later have, the required orientation to discover our planet. Using a time range from 5,000 years ago (a period when civilizations on Earth first began to sprout) to 5,000 years into the future, the duo identified over 2,000 stars.
Not only does their study provide a resource to exoplanet hunters by highlighting which stars they can pay attention to, but it also reminds about our unique—and a bit unsettling—visibility to the rest of the universe. "I felt spied on a little bit," Faherty told WIRED, remembering the uncanny sensation of being overexposed. "Do I want to be on a planet that can be found?"
Do you? Who knows, maybe Out of Context Human Race aren't the only ones watching us.
Yep, a lot of people who suscribe to one stupid conspiracy theory tend to subscribe to many. It's called Crank Magnetism.
Load More Replies...caring that the tap water is poisoning EVERYONE has nothing do with this person's addiction to cigarettes.
Flouride is horrible for you. Admittedly, not the best spokesperson
So is it possible to buy a Dutch pillow and return it saying that it's a French one and asking for the refund amount of French pillow?
Of course. If it has anything to do with France, it is necessarily better.
So do you want a French nuclear power plant in your backyard?
Load More Replies...The seagulls used to work there but got fired. Now they hang around, stealing food from innocent customers and selling it to others. Can't blame them. Money is kinda tight
I bet they get several people a day looking for free food because of that. It wouldn't even occur to me to ask them to replace something that got snatched by a bird when I was in possession of it. I might go in a buy another, but wouldn't expect them to be out of pocket for it.
Dude! a regular box would not be as stable. Seriously - think before you speak! There is nothing more stable than a Daniel-box. WTH (kidding, of course)
Load More Replies...Karl Pilkington is an absolute legend. Literally, say it as you see it, no bullshit or worrying about who you might offend. Everyone should be like Karl Pilkington.
I feel like the world really needs miniature Bullshit Man dolls... Or just miniature Karl's actually, he is so pure
Load More Replies...Trump adds: It is nothing like the wall I am building. That's the perfect wall, the greatest wall.
Oh, a black belt in passive-aggressive cynicism. I salute you, sensei.
They don’t give out black belts for stupid things, Jim
Load More Replies...Wait, I tried Delivering one time. And by here, I meant at the building. The guy complained because he thought I meant I had already passed thru the gate pass code, AND was coming to the elevator passcode
press and hold the ALT key, and type 0188 while you do it. That gives you: ¼
Load More Replies...I once had a question marked wrong, my answer= 0.56 the right answer=0.560
If it was supposed to be in scientific notation, that's probably why you were wrong. I wish people would stop complaining about this kinda thing. Math and physics is black and white. You're either 100% right, or you're wrong. No arguments.
Load More Replies...It used to happen to me... So I went apeshit every time and nagged the teacher until I get the points I deserved. Sometimes, being a Karen is legitimate.
I dont think that's being a Karen. If the teacher creates or uses a crap question that has unintended but correct answers, then it's their issue not the students'.
Load More Replies...I guess you had to be there. I don't get it?.But generally I don't get math.
The fraction 1/4th is the same as the numerical value of 0.25....The quiz marked it wrong, but it is literally the same answer, just expressed in a different form.
Load More Replies...I may have fallen of the wagon, but I don't understand why insulting random people online is now called 'roasting' and celebrated.
I agree with you and this kind of people are the first in line to say stop internet bullying in public.
Load More Replies...Is their team called the Mushrooms? Or are they sponsored by a major mushroom corporation?
Your mind went to mushrooms - mine went to bathrooms.
Load More Replies...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once told the missus to hurry up and finish watering the garden before it rains. I seem to remember suddenly becoming wet myself.
Honestly I get this one. Rain might not have the pressure to get some of the dirt off, but it'd loosen it. Waiting until it's raining and then using the pressure of the hose to clean is the most impact for the least amount of energy spent.
Watering a garden before rain, and spraying a car when it's been out in the rain for a while are actually smart things to do. The ground penetration of the rain is improved in damp soil, and rain softens bird poo and bugs, so they hose off easily.
I've heard of singing in the rain but--- maybe trying to rinse the polluted rainwater off his car?
We actually used to wash our cars in the camp during summer when there were heavy summer showers. Without the hoses of course.
I hope the person who did this gets the help he needs...the article was a blast to read, though!
This is from the Sunday Sport - it won't be genuine. They make stories up for entertainment (and everyone is aware of it in the UK).
Load More Replies...This looks like it's from the Sunday Sport. They make joke newspapers and it's very popular. Here's a link to see what I mean https://www.sundaysportonline.co.uk/full-archive/
The Sunday Sport is a gross publication that sold itself as a 'newspaper' while printing nude photos of girls on every page.
Load More Replies...Not from the onion, from The Sunday Sport, its a joke newspaper like the onion, but in the UK.
Load More Replies...there is not a single adjective in the headline, what you on about.
Load More Replies...Oh, its nothing compared to the hungarian c*ck sucking phantom. A random guy who likes blowing off passed out homeless people... https://imgur.com/gallery/VMiOQnJ
The whaaaaaaat? You know, I could have lived my life happily without knowing that this person existed....😖.
Load More Replies...The level of anger the homeowner is experiencing based on the article is killing me!
They are prepping for a directional fall for the tree. Guy wire holding it from the right and wedge cut to incline the tree to fall that same way. While not a particularly safe set up, it is unlikely the person intends to cut all the way through from that position.
You know, Coca Cola should go to 20 stores and try out different quantities to see which one is bought more. 12+3, 4+6, etc
Load More Replies...They must really be thinking very highly of the calculating skills of their customers.
I think that his punishment is the answer.
Load More Replies...if it happens right after you pull his finger?
Load More Replies...What... I mean, I can't even think what offence they would have charged him with, let alone secure a conviction.
Nasal assault? Olfactory Bodily Harm? Chemical Warfare?
Load More Replies...Yeah, a non-man slew his Nazgul and now he has to take the subway. Tough days for the darkers.
Just don't show him your ring under any circumstances. You should be fine.
That's the District Line.....always was a hellish journey.
Load More Replies...For those not familiar with Aldi, there is no space for your shopping after it has been scanned. You need to bag it as fast as they scan it. I have every sympathy with her!
At least at my local Aldi stores they just dump it back into your cart and provide a counter near the exit for you to organize it afterward.
Load More Replies...Checking out at Aldi!, I wait in line on the verge of a panic attack, organising everything on the conveyor in the order I plan to bag it (trying out a few possible combinations if there’s time before I’m up), I have my card ready in my back pocket, my bags in the order they’ll be filled hang on my free arm. Each time it all goes to sh!t. They’re so fast. Do they do it to purposely rattle us? They always look down at me (if I’m crouched on the floor jamming Turkish bread into a too full bag while trying to scoop up the six or so cat food cans I dropped on the floor in my haste to make them into a tower inside a bag so they’d take up less space) like I’m a slow learner and I’m solely to blame for the line going all the way down to the freezer with the Chocolate Bavarian. All because I didn’t have a gold coin for a trolley and lost my token again or I went in there for the cats food and accidentally bought five days of groceries.
Amateur. You have to be prepared- get your bag ready, and have an alcoholic beverage halfway through so the cashier has to pause for the age verification
Too fast or too slow? If I was buying diarrhea medicine and the cashier was chatting up the mom in front of me, I'd start crying and shaking too.
I desperately want to know how he got down. And so do all those watching guys!
I love your country and shall return. That's not a threat.
Load More Replies...Judging from the position of the steering wheel and the weather, then it's UK.
Definitely UK. The blue car's number plate is one giveaway and the fact that if we start a BBQ, rain is not going to stop it.
Load More Replies...That's girl is going at it full force lol. Peppa needs to get out if there asap
DID YOUNKNOW THAT PEPPABIS A BOT NOT A GIRL, I THOUGHT HE WAS A SHE FOR THE LONGEST TIME 🤔
There are Irish ones. And, just as Irish Whiskey is triple distilled while Scotch is double distilled, Irish bagpipes play 2 octaves and Scottish ones just one. https://comparebagpipes.com/bagpipes/irish-bagpipes/
I feel like those might be fighting words. Both places are really passionate about their whiskey.
Load More Replies...Scottish bagpipes (which these are, granted) are Scottish. But bagpipes are found in Egypt, Greece, Germany. ..
Also, Spain, France, all over the Balkans, all of Eastern Europe, you name it.
Load More Replies...I play Northumbrian Small (bag) Pipes, which are English and suitable for indoors. There are Irish Uillean pipes, which a similar, at least insofar as a cello is like a fiddle. There are also Irish "warpipes", which are basically the same as the Scottish Great Highland Bagpipes. There are also Scottish Small pipes and Border Pipes, which are more indoorsy than the GHB. Shedloads of other countries have bagpipes too.
Not really - there was an ancient greek instrument, the askaulos, that is very much a bagpipe, there was also the roman "tibia utricularis". Bagpipes are also seen illustrated in "Chronique dite de Baudoin d’Avesnes", a 13th century French manuscript. Of course, bagpipes are a very traditional Scottish thing also, but claiming them as only being scottish is incorrect.
Actually, apparently Bagpipes originated in Egypt of all places. So both are wrong.
oh, donie....i would have expected you to know that there are irish pipes and that the instrument is not limited to just the scots.
Literally anybody can see that is a *Scottish* person playing *Scottish* pipes.
Load More Replies...Irish people I've spoken to don't really appreciate someone (usually Americans) claiming to be Irish because their great great grandmother sailed from the old country. The geographical origin of your genes is no replacement for a personality. "I guess that's the Irish in me" says nobody who is from Ireland or has any direct relation to the country.
Not just Scottish. There are irish versions and an italian version and probably a swiss one. The Scottish are not that unique...
"The rest of my team is over at capitol trying to stop the militia from overthrowing democracy and I get the one guy from their color guard who gets lost". That secret service officer looks like they about to break some things.
And they coloured in a wonderful picture of a unicorn crossing a stream and lived happily ever after.
all of existence gets free coloring books and crayons \('-')/
Load More Replies...Well if kids eat at that restaurant for free, then I'm counting it as a win!
No it's not. It's hilarious. Get a sense of humor. Stop being offended by everything
Load More Replies...What is wrong with that? I find it annoying having to ask for them. Find it more annoying having to explain when they say "you don't have any kids with you."
Ive been charged kids price and given a kids menu like 3 times... Im 31... lol
Wish I could get away with the kid's menu! Sometimes, they have nicer food than the main menu.
Load More Replies...Don't use vaseline. It's not designed for that, is drying, and you may get irritated from it. Water based lube, lots of it, and patience are what's needed.
I think it's hysterical the BP will censor the word a**l but leave the whole concept still posted there. Very strange.
BP when there's a naked pregnant woman: i sleep. BP when there's a naked pregnant woman ON A SOCK: real sh*t?
Load More Replies...First time drinking? Pro can keep the drink up right even when falling down stairs.
That's J20 a soft drink, probably one of the under-18 nappy nights as they were called.
Yup, some all ages going on there. None of the other people in foto have drinks so no way that is real club. But they do both have the intoxicated look on faces.
Load More Replies...Ha! I've been to that club a long long time ago, best leicester and Derby (UK) rock/indie club for years.
Swindon was a small village when this was built. Then people who entered it just settled there rather than trying to get out ;o)
Get out? How?! There's clearly no way out of the Infinite Wheel of Time and Space.
Load More Replies...And they say the Arc de Triomphe is the worst roundabout in the world!
The Magic Roundabout really isn't that hard. It's like Spaghetti junction - it looks terrifying from above but once you're on it it's quite simple.
Load More Replies...It is scary when you first come across it but it actually works really well. There are far fewer accidents than the big fast roundabout it replaced and you can go round and through the roundabouts in any order you like so the traffic is shared out. Have never been round it on a bicycle though!
There is one of these bad boys in Hemel Hempstead. This is worse than that one
I had to use that at the weekend - baffled me a fair bit I must say!
Load More Replies...Only the two bottommost roundabouts are being used; the other 3 are pass-thru ...
It's like spaghetti junction - looks a mess from above, but it's really simple!! A roundabout, then another one, then maybe another, you don't have to somehow time it to traverse all of them at once!!
Easy to judge, but people with houses that are too small and gardens that are insufficient dealing with a heat wave as best they can
I'm judging the fact that the adult men are sitting in the pool and not the kids. Really weird.
Load More Replies..."You alright, lads?" "Yeah, Phil's hung himself, but at least there's more room for us." "Alright, cool. See ya later."
Looks like this is after a street party. Look at the shadows and how low the sun is. One may hope they cleaned up as they packed up.
Load More Replies...For anyone who is interested, this is an area called Page Hall in Sheffield, UK.
Safest man in Scotland stood in front of the most confused man in Scotland.
I suspect he's probably the unsafest man in Scotland, unless his plan is to confuse the stupid ones long enough to run, in which case, that's not a bad plan.
Load More Replies...Ha! Why can't we all just get along. Next day - "police are appealing for witnesses after ...."
Load More Replies...Yes Glasgow Rangers and Celtics jersey mixed! They are arch nemesis in the Scottish league
Yeah, a punch up between them would make WWII look like a playground scrap.
Load More Replies...Considering the sectarian nature of the rivalry, this is quite a powerful political statement about the unity of the Glaswegian race.
I love the woman's look over the left shoulder. I can feel the withering glare from here!
This woman is setting her boundaries, and she's doing it clearly. The guy was the first to make a public statement; her response is likewise in public. There's no "ouch" about this; he shouldn't have started something he couldn't finish. NO PERSON OWES ANY OTHER PERSON A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP NO MATTER THEIR WANTS OR EXPECTATIONS. Stop with the "friendzone!" and "ouch!" HE made this a problem, not her.
I don't think he did anything out of line, those are probably what the costumes are sold as. It's not as if he implied they were an actual couple or on a date. It's totally her right to clarify, still.
Load More Replies...Not to mention the fact that it is Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl not Mr and Mrs Incredible. If you go that route it's Mr and Mrs Parr.
Did anybody notice that his Twitter Handle is 'LostCause'. I guess he already knew how this would turn out.
I was reading a study in a psychology journal about how bronze medal winners tend to display the most contentment and positivity among Olympic athletes studied.
Load More Replies...Depends. If it is just meant to give you, like, a rough idea - totally fine. If you take it as if it was a valid test, with the proper time limits and no access to helping gadgets and stuff - then, maybe, you're not that smart anyway. Basically, even these are rough enough to not take too much pride in them.
Load More Replies...he's wearing boxers. take a look at media and magazine covers. he's fine.
Load More Replies...Yeah, well my tits sweat in the summer, but I don't walk around with my shirt off. A little decorum, people. That said, I did laugh at this guy.
Load More Replies...Open or not, the strong stuff doesn't go bad. Beer will oxidise even closed and get first this horrible papery taste and later on sort of sherry like rasin taste. If the beer is in a green bottle, you'll get an added bonus of a skunky, garlicy taste.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: There is no such thing as an "expiry" date on food; what there is, is a range of UN-REGULATED and INCONSISTENTLY DEFINED phrases that companies can use however they want (since they're not regulated). Do you think it's in a company's best interest to reassure you that most food is good for months if not years past the date they choose to stamp on it (which is usually about how long it should be displayed on shelves, or when it might start to look less good) or do you think it's in their best interest to get people thinking their food "expires" and to throw it out and buy more?
I've eaten 20-year aged Cheddar cheese, it was quite the experience.
Load More Replies...Laws around use by dates still apply, even with foods and drinks that don't go off in the same way.
Our grocery sends soon-to-be out-of-date foods to the local food bank.
Load More Replies...We had an off licence that sold out of date booze at a bargain price. A wonderful resource when we were students 😎
I told a staff member that a case of beer was a couple of months out of date, he just said that he'd deal with it. About 3 months later in went into the same store and the same case of beer was was now nearly 6 months out of date.
Load More Replies...Wine can go weird, but I'm pretty sure things like gin and vodka can't go bad.
Parrot is a young footballer for English club Spurs (who lord sugar used to be the chairman of). Presumably he meant "Troy Parrot (is) coming on (as a substitute. He's a) young kid."
Load More Replies...Especially not at that cozy inn near the Apothecary. That's Kobold Mafia territory. Do that in there, and next thing you know, you're full of lead. And then gold. And then nothing. The world of short adorable lizard's organized crime is a cruel place. Been like that since the prohibition on mana potions.
Load More Replies...What do you think the CDC does? They also store viruses and diseases to study them.
You're not supposed to take this kind of work home, though...
Load More Replies...We have the exact same -80° cooler at my university, and it’s full of marine and freshwater borne viruses lol
The moment y'all start using that CCP crap we know you have no credibility whatsoever.
Load More Replies...More like this please! I love seeing people be idiots...
I feel like this should have been called 'out of context UK.' I'd hate to think we represent the majority of humanity.
Alright I know this is out of context but imma need some context please
https://x.com/AngelaLark66613/status/1757171668643086758?s=20 https://x.com/AngelaLark66613/status/1756848765548515664?s=20
I thought you'd say readit, but then you'd need to complain elsewhere 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...More like this please! I love seeing people be idiots...
I feel like this should have been called 'out of context UK.' I'd hate to think we represent the majority of humanity.
Alright I know this is out of context but imma need some context please
https://x.com/AngelaLark66613/status/1757171668643086758?s=20 https://x.com/AngelaLark66613/status/1756848765548515664?s=20
I thought you'd say readit, but then you'd need to complain elsewhere 🤷♀️
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