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Imagine planet Earth from an outsider's point of view. From many light-years away, it probably wouldn't seem all that impressive through some sort of futuristic telescope technology. Anyone watching Earth as a transiting exoplanet wouldn't see our world as a vibrant oasis suffused with blue, green, and tan, as it appears in up-close satellite images. They would simply see a lump of rock getting in the way of the Sun.

The real fun would start if those looking could zoom in more. A lot more. So much they could spy on our lives. If that sounds interesting to you as well, there's a Twitter account that shows our everyday life without any filters. Out of Context Human Race shares fan-submitted images (and sometimes videos) that paint a broad picture of what's going on around here. Continue scrolling and check some of them out.

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Drew
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RIP Sean Lock 😥 Let's bump this one up please

Ashasaurus rex
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When did he pass??? I semi-regularly watch 10 out of cats on YouTube from America and love his sarcastic humor. So sad to read this.

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Lauren Caswell
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gna miss his comedy so much. He made 8/10 cats does countdown so unpredictable and fun. RIP Mr Lock

Scagsy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sean Lock RIP a comedy legend

James016
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I watched the Carrot in the Box segment last night. I was crying with laughter. Sean was at his best in those few mins

Jo Davies
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Classic Sean Lock. These needs everyone's up votes! RIP Sean xo

Peta_C
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RIP Sean Lock. We will miss your phenomenal mind, wit and ability to lie about carrots!

M Calad
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so epic🤣! I hadn't heard of Sean Lock before 🙈, but after reading all the comments about how funny his comedy and himsf was, I'll check him out. Thanks ppl!

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    #2

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played, Luke!!

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've also stopped over a pedestrian crossing. That's another big no-no!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police privilege, you silly boy!

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. One rule for us, no rules for them.

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    йЫ щЪё
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the police said "YOUR vehicle", so technically they are still right! LOK

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who pays the fine the driver or the municipality?

    Umi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh! Bam! GO LUKE!

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    Lisa Kaltenegger, an astronomer at Cornell University, enlisted the help of Jackie Faherty, an astrophysicist who works at Hayden Planetarium, and together they took on the task of identifying stars that might host alien worlds where the residents—past, present, or future—would have a chance of detecting Earth as a transiting exoplanet.

    In other words, these planets would have just the right vantage point to observe a slight dip in the brightness of our sun as Earth crosses, or transits, in front of it. It's actually the most successful method we use to find planets beyond our solar system as they orbit around their own host stars, creating tiny blips in the light we can see with astronomical instruments.

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    #3

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    Aria Whitaker
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    4 years ago

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually did make me LOL hahaha

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and it needs a number: chicken kiev ether ...and it needs a special character: chicken kiev ether mr.bean

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    #4

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    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are waterproof by the way..

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has become think resistant

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as most raincoats are made without hoods, people will keep using umbrellas.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in the Marines, we were not to use an umbrella unless in dress uniform. Soooo... I just never did. It's only water, even if it's a monsoon. I think they changed that rule....

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait to be waterproof! Then I can forget my umbrella and be okay!!

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the makeup makes her water-resistant but...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and most English speakers can use the language properly when they're an adult.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? Then how are you supposed to take showers??

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    #5

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    Sue Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love that song and video.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I heard Gotye, I unfortunately had to listen to five minutes adulation from a bromancing DJ. So I was prepped to hate it before I even heard it.

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know TWO ;D. His other song and video are also very good.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I remember that guy... But not sure.

    Everything_Fubar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He actually has alot of other songs that just unfortunately never got popularity

    cugel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we are playing yes, yes, no... big no for me.

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    In June, Kaltenegger and Faherty announced their results in Nature with an extensive list of stars that have either had, or will later have, the required orientation to discover our planet. Using a time range from 5,000 years ago (a period when civilizations on Earth first began to sprout) to 5,000 years into the future, the duo identified over 2,000 stars.

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    Not only does their study provide a resource to exoplanet hunters by highlighting which stars they can pay attention to, but it also reminds about our unique—and a bit unsettling—visibility to the rest of the universe. "I felt spied on a little bit," Faherty told WIRED, remembering the uncanny sensation of being overexposed. "Do I want to be on a planet that can be found?"

    Do you? Who knows, maybe Out of Context Human Race aren't the only ones watching us.

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    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably anti vax for the same reason

    Reynard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, a lot of people who suscribe to one stupid conspiracy theory tend to subscribe to many. It's called Crank Magnetism.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That skull has really good teeth. :D

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gub'ment is trying to stop me from getting cavities against my freedums. F that, where's my smokes?

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    caring that the tap water is poisoning EVERYONE has nothing do with this person's addiction to cigarettes.

    William Gabriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flouride is horrible for you. Admittedly, not the best spokesperson

    Niyati
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recalled Fluoride episode from Parks and Recreations

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    #7

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is it possible to buy a Dutch pillow and return it saying that it's a French one and asking for the refund amount of French pillow?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. If it has anything to do with France, it is necessarily better.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do you want a French nuclear power plant in your backyard?

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shopping in France is more expensive than in the Netherlands.

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sideways French pillow is expensive

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made even worse by the use of the same picture just flipped.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could this possibly be on the off chance, just a pillow?

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    #8

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seagulls used to work there but got fired. Now they hang around, stealing food from innocent customers and selling it to others. Can't blame them. Money is kinda tight

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not, YOU work for the seagulls!

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the birds work for the bourgeoise

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    K Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad part is, you just know some Karen tried to get a refund...

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair play, seagulls are arseholes.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they get several people a day looking for free food because of that. It wouldn't even occur to me to ask them to replace something that got snatched by a bird when I was in possession of it. I might go in a buy another, but wouldn't expect them to be out of pocket for it.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sign make head hurt 2 lines the first not write

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    #9

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey hey.. no stealing put that kiwi back..

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you have against Kiwis?

    LJ Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody has a good sense of humor, this is great!

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    #10

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    Ancsuri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Daniel is waiting in the box...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they ask me how lazy am I!

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why not just buy a box. Would be much cheaper.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude! a regular box would not be as stable. Seriously - think before you speak! There is nothing more stable than a Daniel-box. WTH (kidding, of course)

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    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two tables for the price of one.

    Daniel Gilroy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it does sound like something I'd do.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but.. what if you want to use the drawers?

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    #11

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karl Pilkington is a walking out of context human ^-^

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karl Pilkington is an absolute legend. Literally, say it as you see it, no bullshit or worrying about who you might offend. Everyone should be like Karl Pilkington.

    Jo Falkinder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the world really needs miniature Bullshit Man dolls... Or just miniature Karl's actually, he is so pure

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    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic scene where he discovers the bit of the wall he's on, was renovated in the 1980's "it's not even old"

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump adds: It is nothing like the wall I am building. That's the perfect wall, the greatest wall.

    Ellie J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been to the wall and wholeheartedly agree. It's average at best. I have seen better walls

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is NOT impressed. Thanks Karl.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, a black belt in passive-aggressive cynicism. I salute you, sensei.

    DragonMaster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t give out black belts for stupid things, Jim

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Main course with a side of sass..

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone just lost his tip but it was worth it

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahaha! This guy deserves an oscar!!

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by main entrance do you mean mouth? that's where food goes, the back door is for waste !

    Kika González
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I tried Delivering one time. And by here, I meant at the building. The guy complained because he thought I meant I had already passed thru the gate pass code, AND was coming to the elevator passcode

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    #13

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    J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CAPTCHAs are getting tricky these days.

    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Q was: …answer must contain a fraction… then you’re out of luck.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how exactly am I supposed to type 1/4? 1/4x is not the same a x/4.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    press and hold the ALT key, and type 0188 while you do it. That gives you: ¼

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    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a question marked wrong, my answer= 0.56 the right answer=0.560

    Samhhain Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was supposed to be in scientific notation, that's probably why you were wrong. I wish people would stop complaining about this kinda thing. Math and physics is black and white. You're either 100% right, or you're wrong. No arguments.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to happen to me... So I went apeshit every time and nagged the teacher until I get the points I deserved. Sometimes, being a Karen is legitimate.

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think that's being a Karen. If the teacher creates or uses a crap question that has unintended but correct answers, then it's their issue not the students'.

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    AndersM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you had to be there. I don't get it?.But generally I don't get math.

    Aria Whitaker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fraction 1/4th is the same as the numerical value of 0.25....The quiz marked it wrong, but it is literally the same answer, just expressed in a different form.

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    Niall Mac Iomera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. You're not supposed to use decimals in algebra.

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is ONE of the reasons I NEVER used computer tests.

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'll just pick up my pieces and walk out.

    Vuun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have fallen of the wagon, but I don't understand why insulting random people online is now called 'roasting' and celebrated.

    Hafida
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you and this kind of people are the first in line to say stop internet bullying in public.

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is their team called the Mushrooms? Or are they sponsored by a major mushroom corporation?

    Becky Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mind went to mushrooms - mine went to bathrooms.

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    tetriskull64
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once told the missus to hurry up and finish watering the garden before it rains. I seem to remember suddenly becoming wet myself.

    Joshua Seaman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I get this one. Rain might not have the pressure to get some of the dirt off, but it'd loosen it. Waiting until it's raining and then using the pressure of the hose to clean is the most impact for the least amount of energy spent.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually pretty smart to do it then

    Camilla Koutsos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watering a garden before rain, and spraying a car when it's been out in the rain for a while are actually smart things to do. The ground penetration of the rain is improved in damp soil, and rain softens bird poo and bugs, so they hose off easily.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a pretty good time to wash mud off your car. The pre-soaking loosens it.

    Karin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to water the garden when it was raining. In fairness, he started before the rain did and just left the sprinkler on.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of singing in the rain but--- maybe trying to rinse the polluted rainwater off his car?

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does his job! NO EXCEPTIONS!!

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We actually used to wash our cars in the camp during summer when there were heavy summer showers. Without the hoses of course.

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    IzzieM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the person who did this gets the help he needs...the article was a blast to read, though!

    Stephen Branley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from the Sunday Sport - it won't be genuine. They make stories up for entertainment (and everyone is aware of it in the UK).

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shat on a hot tin roof

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "foul-bowelled hooligan"

    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it's from the Sunday Sport. They make joke newspapers and it's very popular. Here's a link to see what I mean https://www.sundaysportonline.co.uk/full-archive/

    Becky Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sunday Sport is a gross publication that sold itself as a 'newspaper' while printing nude photos of girls on every page.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, is that for real or something from The Onion?

    BubbaLouie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not from the onion, from The Sunday Sport, its a joke newspaper like the onion, but in the UK.

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    Michelle M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. The adjectives in the headline. I can't

    Dave Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is not a single adjective in the headline, what you on about.

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    JB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They call him Unwed Mike…odd way to bring it up.

    Attila Ángyán
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, its nothing compared to the hungarian c*ck sucking phantom. A random guy who likes blowing off passed out homeless people... https://imgur.com/gallery/VMiOQnJ

    M Calad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whaaaaaaat? You know, I could have lived my life happily without knowing that this person existed....😖.

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of anger the homeowner is experiencing based on the article is killing me!

    Avery Atwood-dounay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read closer, the article says "Unwed Mike".

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    J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another Darwin award nominee in the making.

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gonna be Wile E Coyote epic.

    Von Klaus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is there an after picture?

    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah, a professor of physics I presume?

    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's thinning the herd.

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin award winner in 3...2...

    Pascal Timo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are prepping for a directional fall for the tree. Guy wire holding it from the right and wedge cut to incline the tree to fall that same way. While not a particularly safe set up, it is unlikely the person intends to cut all the way through from that position.

    Theblackdeath757
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't even see why the ladder is necessary

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "12 more cans than 3" would be more lucrative, no?

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, Coca Cola should go to 20 stores and try out different quantities to see which one is bought more. 12+3, 4+6, etc

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must really be thinking very highly of the calculating skills of their customers.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar poisoning and math education all in one. Wow!

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to make sure that you don't assume any other 15

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows how clever Coca cola are

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Coke another genius packaging idea - you've done it again.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His 75 hours of unpaid work involved checking chimneys and...

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one determine a deliberate fart?

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to leave this planet..

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What... I mean, I can't even think what offence they would have charged him with, let alone secure a conviction.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nasal assault? Olfactory Bodily Harm? Chemical Warfare?

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    Carlota
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all heroes wear capes

    Bad Mole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all heroes wear capes.

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they didn't even answer his question, that's just beyond rude.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, a non-man slew his Nazgul and now he has to take the subway. Tough days for the darkers.

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reduced to public transport after loosing your Fell Beast in battle

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's laundry day, but you still need to run errands.

    Stephanie Cunningham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He makes that bloodcurdling shrieking sound at every stop.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When death wants to take you but you are wearing a mask so he has to wait until you are less careful

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't show him your ring under any circumstances. You should be fine.

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know the DLR stopped at Mordor. :)

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the District Line.....always was a hellish journey.

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    imontape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No f*cks were given that day

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd best hope he's not the local plumber going to fix your wife's pipes while she's home alone!

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been a long day and he misses his wife

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he got wood by the looks of it

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him, it means his manhood is healthy.

    les
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be deliberate

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the guy I need. Come to my nearest supermarket now

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those not familiar with Aldi, there is no space for your shopping after it has been scanned. You need to bag it as fast as they scan it. I have every sympathy with her!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least at my local Aldi stores they just dump it back into your cart and provide a counter near the exit for you to organize it afterward.

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    Alex Luiz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, tbf, whenever I shop in aldi the minute my stuff goes on that conveyor belt the race is ON. If you aren't in the right head space aldi can get a bit intense.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Aldi cashiers, they are FAST. Would love to send them all to work at airport security checkpoints.

    More!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking out at Aldi!, I wait in line on the verge of a panic attack, organising everything on the conveyor in the order I plan to bag it (trying out a few possible combinations if there’s time before I’m up), I have my card ready in my back pocket, my bags in the order they’ll be filled hang on my free arm. Each time it all goes to sh!t. They’re so fast. Do they do it to purposely rattle us? They always look down at me (if I’m crouched on the floor jamming Turkish bread into a too full bag while trying to scoop up the six or so cat food cans I dropped on the floor in my haste to make them into a tower inside a bag so they’d take up less space) like I’m a slow learner and I’m solely to blame for the line going all the way down to the freezer with the Chocolate Bavarian. All because I didn’t have a gold coin for a trolley and lost my token again or I went in there for the cats food and accidentally bought five days of groceries.

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur. You have to be prepared- get your bag ready, and have an alcoholic beverage halfway through so the cashier has to pause for the age verification

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's the german experience! Every supermarket here has the little game of "who is the fastest" at the end

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dealing with Aldi cashiers is like doing the speed cup stacking.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too fast or too slow? If I was buying diarrhea medicine and the cashier was chatting up the mom in front of me, I'd start crying and shaking too.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid gives zero f***s to gravity

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top student in his class. All of his peers are below him.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I desperately want to know how he got down. And so do all those watching guys!

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wager he is in Physics Class.

    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing some higher math, as my Math 11 teacher, Mr. Landry, would say.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I knew gravity was a myth.

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the other kids walked, he/she flew.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your country and shall return. That's not a threat.

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from the position of the steering wheel and the weather, then it's UK.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely UK. The blue car's number plate is one giveaway and the fact that if we start a BBQ, rain is not going to stop it.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one smart cookie to me!

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice low-budget gazebo!

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if it works it ain't stupid.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was nice when they started...

    Carlota
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually looks cozy and fun

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much... This is what I want. This is also the best weather

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    Corbin Jernigan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is attacking with full intention to kill

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's girl is going at it full force lol. Peppa needs to get out if there asap

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right side Peppa looks like it’s nostrils are a second set of eyes

    Snakeloverforever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DID YOUNKNOW THAT PEPPABIS A BOT NOT A GIRL, I THOUGHT HE WAS A SHE FOR THE LONGEST TIME 🤔

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you see the little piggies, broken in dirt

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    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are Irish ones. And, just as Irish Whiskey is triple distilled while Scotch is double distilled, Irish bagpipes play 2 octaves and Scottish ones just one. https://comparebagpipes.com/bagpipes/irish-bagpipes/

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like those might be fighting words. Both places are really passionate about their whiskey.

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scottish bagpipes (which these are, granted) are Scottish. But bagpipes are found in Egypt, Greece, Germany. ..

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Spain, France, all over the Balkans, all of Eastern Europe, you name it.

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    Tim Pillinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play Northumbrian Small (bag) Pipes, which are English and suitable for indoors. There are Irish Uillean pipes, which a similar, at least insofar as a cello is like a fiddle. There are also Irish "warpipes", which are basically the same as the Scottish Great Highland Bagpipes. There are also Scottish Small pipes and Border Pipes, which are more indoorsy than the GHB. Shedloads of other countries have bagpipes too.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really - there was an ancient greek instrument, the askaulos, that is very much a bagpipe, there was also the roman "tibia utricularis". Bagpipes are also seen illustrated in "Chronique dite de Baudoin d’Avesnes", a 13th century French manuscript. Of course, bagpipes are a very traditional Scottish thing also, but claiming them as only being scottish is incorrect.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, apparently Bagpipes originated in Egypt of all places. So both are wrong.

    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, donie....i would have expected you to know that there are irish pipes and that the instrument is not limited to just the scots.

    OMGhonestly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally anybody can see that is a *Scottish* person playing *Scottish* pipes.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you still have to pay the piper!

    Michael Merrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irish people I've spoken to don't really appreciate someone (usually Americans) claiming to be Irish because their great great grandmother sailed from the old country. The geographical origin of your genes is no replacement for a personality. "I guess that's the Irish in me" says nobody who is from Ireland or has any direct relation to the country.

    Franc Esca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Scottish. There are irish versions and an italian version and probably a swiss one. The Scottish are not that unique...

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The rest of my team is over at capitol trying to stop the militia from overthrowing democracy and I get the one guy from their color guard who gets lost". That secret service officer looks like they about to break some things.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they coloured in a wonderful picture of a unicorn crossing a stream and lived happily ever after.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all adults should get coloring books and crayons.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all of existence gets free coloring books and crayons \('-')/

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best possible response is for the woman to ask where hers are.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if kids eat at that restaurant for free, then I'm counting it as a win!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are restaurants that children eat for free?

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does unfortunately also look very young though. Baby face is not his friend.

    Jarrod Nichols
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not. It's hilarious. Get a sense of humor. Stop being offended by everything

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    Solidhog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with that? I find it annoying having to ask for them. Find it more annoying having to explain when they say "you don't have any kids with you."

    Masen Silas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive been charged kids price and given a kids menu like 3 times... Im 31... lol

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could get away with the kid's menu! Sometimes, they have nicer food than the main menu.

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mortifying moment for all involved. :(

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use vaseline. It's not designed for that, is drying, and you may get irritated from it. Water based lube, lots of it, and patience are what's needed.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that was a situation where both wanted to outdo each other's comments!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's hysterical the BP will censor the word a**l but leave the whole concept still posted there. Very strange.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP when there's a naked pregnant woman: i sleep. BP when there's a naked pregnant woman ON A SOCK: real sh*t?

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way toooo much info.

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy on the left looks like he stopped aging at 4

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time drinking? Pro can keep the drink up right even when falling down stairs.

    jk nbt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their buddy who is below the frame has his mouth open for free beer

    Paul Wairegi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took like a whole minute to get this pic😅😅😅

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's J20 a soft drink, probably one of the under-18 nappy nights as they were called.

    Pink Floydian Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, some all ages going on there. None of the other people in foto have drinks so no way that is real club. But they do both have the intoxicated look on faces.

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    Getthepopcornout
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I've been to that club a long long time ago, best leicester and Derby (UK) rock/indie club for years.

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swindon was a small village when this was built. Then people who entered it just settled there rather than trying to get out ;o)

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get out? How?! There's clearly no way out of the Infinite Wheel of Time and Space.

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say the Arc de Triomphe is the worst roundabout in the world!

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Magic Roundabout really isn't that hard. It's like Spaghetti junction - it looks terrifying from above but once you're on it it's quite simple.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This look like the throw rug that was in my kids playroom back in the day

    les
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the swindon magic roundabout

    Jo S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is scary when you first come across it but it actually works really well. There are far fewer accidents than the big fast roundabout it replaced and you can go round and through the roundabouts in any order you like so the traffic is shared out. Have never been round it on a bicycle though!

    Simon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Swindon one and was absolutely bricking it about this roundabout, but it's actually very intuitive when you're on it, thank god 😂

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they did this in the US, drivers would go postal.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one of these bad boys in Hemel Hempstead. This is worse than that one

    Suze Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to use that at the weekend - baffled me a fair bit I must say!

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    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the two bottommost roundabouts are being used; the other 3 are pass-thru ...

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like spaghetti junction - looks a mess from above, but it's really simple!! A roundabout, then another one, then maybe another, you don't have to somehow time it to traverse all of them at once!!

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    CH1990
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to find out where those legs in the window came from xD

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The annual re-enactment of the sinking of the Titanic, where women & children leave first.

    T Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to judge, but people with houses that are too small and gardens that are insufficient dealing with a heat wave as best they can

    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm judging the fact that the adult men are sitting in the pool and not the kids. Really weird.

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You alright, lads?" "Yeah, Phil's hung himself, but at least there's more room for us." "Alright, cool. See ya later."

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people live like this. Forgawdsake, pick up the trash.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this is after a street party. Look at the shadows and how low the sun is. One may hope they cleaned up as they packed up.

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    Elisabeth Slack
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who is interested, this is an area called Page Hall in Sheffield, UK.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bought it for the kids they said.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Dad's turn to use the pool

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was not the most expensive hot tub in town....

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safest man in Scotland stood in front of the most confused man in Scotland.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect he's probably the unsafest man in Scotland, unless his plan is to confuse the stupid ones long enough to run, in which case, that's not a bad plan.

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get punched by both sides of Glasgow.

    Michael Merrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Why can't we all just get along. Next day - "police are appealing for witnesses after ...."

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    Chris Yuen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Glasgow Rangers and Celtics jersey mixed! They are arch nemesis in the Scottish league

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, a punch up between them would make WWII look like a playground scrap.

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be the only way to get a Celtic fan and a Rangers fan to team up. So they could both pummel this bloke!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he still live and breathe?

    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the sectarian nature of the rivalry, this is quite a powerful political statement about the unity of the Glaswegian race.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the woman's look over the left shoulder. I can feel the withering glare from here!

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman is setting her boundaries, and she's doing it clearly. The guy was the first to make a public statement; her response is likewise in public. There's no "ouch" about this; he shouldn't have started something he couldn't finish. NO PERSON OWES ANY OTHER PERSON A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP NO MATTER THEIR WANTS OR EXPECTATIONS. Stop with the "friendzone!" and "ouch!" HE made this a problem, not her.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he did anything out of line, those are probably what the costumes are sold as. It's not as if he implied they were an actual couple or on a date. It's totally her right to clarify, still.

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    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the fact that it is Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl not Mr and Mrs Incredible. If you go that route it's Mr and Mrs Parr.

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the poor guy an aloe for the burrn

    Vuun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolute BS how the default assumption is that guys are lusting after all their female friends.

    Ibrahim Lawal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody notice that his Twitter Handle is 'LostCause'. I guess he already knew how this would turn out.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be pretty damn happy with 3rd place too

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading a study in a psychology journal about how bronze medal winners tend to display the most contentment and positivity among Olympic athletes studied.

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    ggus44
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was his 1st and only medal in 3 Olympic Games editions. Hell yeah he gotta celebrate that!

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too me, this is the PERFECT illustration of happiness at the Olympics.

    Anta Babb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    backstory behind this is that the guy knew about this meme and he purposely did it to emulate the meme. It's not that he was conceited or overly boastful about his bronze medal

    JP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you figure that right now I'm in 40 millionth place, third would make me ecstatic!

    £utch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol reminds me of Gwen Berry

    Paul Wairegi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😂😅😂😅😂😭😭😭😭😭

    Rickster
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    4 years ago

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    must be russian

    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago

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    I've said this before, but I absolutely hate the extremely sexualised "kiss".

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    #35

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who takes an iq test online is dumb.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. If it is just meant to give you, like, a rough idea - totally fine. If you take it as if it was a valid test, with the proper time limits and no access to helping gadgets and stuff - then, maybe, you're not that smart anyway. Basically, even these are rough enough to not take too much pride in them.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to beat you with a stick!

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *beats with a stick*

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid days of mind numbing boredom (literally mind numbing)

    Timothy Leung
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to be real smart to deliberately fail an IQ test.

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    Bathsheba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no context that excuses this.

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's wearing boxers. take a look at media and magazine covers. he's fine.

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His balls were probably sweating. Give the man a break

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well my tits sweat in the summer, but I don't walk around with my shirt off. A little decorum, people. That said, I did laugh at this guy.

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    Josephina Minutolo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your wife tells you your thighs are too white...

    BiLal Asif
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When u forget to bring shorts

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey Bill, I’ve got some news that’ll blow your socks off!” “Heh. Doubt it, but go ahead and tell me…”

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The transition out of lockdown is hard

    Krs10Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... he's just working on his tan.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dammit beam me back to my house

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    #37

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    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol goes bad? Quick, to the liquor cabinet!

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open or not, the strong stuff doesn't go bad. Beer will oxidise even closed and get first this horrible papery taste and later on sort of sherry like rasin taste. If the beer is in a green bottle, you'll get an added bonus of a skunky, garlicy taste.

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: There is no such thing as an "expiry" date on food; what there is, is a range of UN-REGULATED and INCONSISTENTLY DEFINED phrases that companies can use however they want (since they're not regulated). Do you think it's in a company's best interest to reassure you that most food is good for months if not years past the date they choose to stamp on it (which is usually about how long it should be displayed on shelves, or when it might start to look less good) or do you think it's in their best interest to get people thinking their food "expires" and to throw it out and buy more?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've eaten 20-year aged Cheddar cheese, it was quite the experience.

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    Camilla Koutsos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laws around use by dates still apply, even with foods and drinks that don't go off in the same way.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our grocery sends soon-to-be out-of-date foods to the local food bank.

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had an off licence that sold out of date booze at a bargain price. A wonderful resource when we were students 😎

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beer doesn't have the long shelf life of some other types of alcohol.

    Rhon Young
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told a staff member that a case of beer was a couple of months out of date, he just said that he'd deal with it. About 3 months later in went into the same store and the same case of beer was was now nearly 6 months out of date.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Century old champagne? Better get rid of that...

    Kira Thomason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about how old that has to be

    GC Rovario-Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wine can go weird, but I'm pretty sure things like gin and vodka can't go bad.

    Paul Wairegi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the more out of date the thirstier I should get it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know what the content of that actually is?

    John
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parrot is a young footballer for English club Spurs (who lord sugar used to be the chairman of). Presumably he meant "Troy Parrot (is) coming on (as a substitute. He's a) young kid."

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    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another example of why punctuation and good grammar are so important.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a side note, I love Ricky Gervais!

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less Carling to drink is a win in my book.

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely agree with this statement.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have some beer with your foam

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to take you a while to blow the froth of that!

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ask the busty barmaid for head

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially not at that cozy inn near the Apothecary. That's Kobold Mafia territory. Do that in there, and next thing you know, you're full of lead. And then gold. And then nothing. The world of short adorable lizard's organized crime is a cruel place. Been like that since the prohibition on mana potions.

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    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be the last foam before the change the barrel.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some one likes foam and has 2 thumbs

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the keg is nearly empty and you're in a hurry ...

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you think the CDC does? They also store viruses and diseases to study them.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That number has recently and rather suspiciously dropped to 1499.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently storage safety doesn't work too well.

    Richard Grady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the exact same -80° cooler at my university, and it’s full of marine and freshwater borne viruses lol

    Rob Woollard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except covid 19. I think that one escaped

    Alexandru Bucur
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    4 years ago

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    I'm not up for conspiracy theories, but this is too much of a coincidence not to warrant close scrutiny, and apparently the WHO agrees with that assessment. I mean, I can totally see this as being a case of gross incompetence and possibly greed, like a low level employee swiping a couple of bats to sell in the wet market next door for a quick extra yuan and after the outbreak started everyone tried to cover their asses and then the CCP moved in and swept everything under the rug because the CCP is never wrong ever and everything is perfect and our great leader XI is a genius and China is a communist worker's paradise, etc.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment y'all start using that CCP crap we know you have no credibility whatsoever.

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please continue to report racist comments. We don't want racists on Bored Panda.

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