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"Ominous Signs" is a fun Instagram page that shares all sorts of weird and entertaining signs and writings found in public spaces. The account is all about discovering quirky messages on buildings, odd billboards, strange graffiti on fences, and confusing road signs. Every post on the page gives you a little taste of the surprising and amusing things you can find around you, making you want to keep an eye out for them in your own daily life.

Even though it's not a huge page, "Ominous Signs" has a cool, casual vibe that makes it enjoyable for anyone who stumbles upon it. There's no fluff, just a bunch of interesting and funny signs that'll make you laugh, scratch your head, or both.

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as long as they know where their towels are...

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    Bored Panda interviewed Lee Glanville, the owner of "Ominous Signs" Instagram page, and asked him about his inspiration for the page. Glanville said, "I saw a few signs online that had a threatening energy to them and thought it would be funny to collect them into one place." He added that he likes signs that suggest "an authority figure is threatening you," as there is something funny about that.

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is ## danger to visitors.

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    Lee also shared that he has a particular fondness for the "children drive slowly" sign and believes that children should not be driving at all. He said, "Personally, I don’t think they should be driving at all." When asked about how he sources the images for his page, Glanville said, "I find most of them online and credit where possible, but people can and do submit images as well."

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how weird my dreams can get, by the time I look at my watch again, I'd probably be chased by a monster, or be busy shooting at little goblins.

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do our phones or PCs never appear in our dreams? Although my watch is always there. It was elevnty past fifteen last night in my dreams.

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    CanadianDimes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is happening in Sheffield that they needed to warn people about this?!

    D Bhuvadia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case someone visiting thinks they're having a nightmare.

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    Alexis Sugden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a watch would be the actual sign of a dream, since I don't wear one IRL

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a lot of the time in dreams you're unable to read. Or write - I've had so many dreams where I'm trying to text someone but everything I type is gibberish.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can instructions posted in my dream be relied upon to be accurate?

    Janis Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came of age in the 70’s, I’m totally cool with unreality. Drop a butt load of acid and you won’t have quite the same hang up on REALITY. Way overrated. So, I’m good one way or another.

    Alicia M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep forgetting what the time was when I checked the first time. 😬

    BLONDTROBL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because after reading this message I would know it's a nightmare, and I'm stuck in a parallel universe.

    Rohan Naik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice the council is funding lucid dreaming training

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you don't wear a watch?

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucid dreaming is pretty rare. I wish I could do it.

    Jrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an hoax (or more likely an attempt at an ARG) https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/people/mysterious-poster-claiming-people-may-not-know-if-they-are-dreaming-hoax-says-sheffield-council-1381394

    Magrata Cesnekova
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bold of you to assume I would remember what time it was when I chcecked my clock first time. I look at the clock, I forget the time immediately while brain goes brrrrrrrrr. Then, after a while, I realize I wanted to actually know what time it is, and need to check the clock again.

    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree plus if you check it often it will be a different time. Maybe more seconds maybe more minutes.

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    Thee8thsense
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently, while dreaming, I realized I had two dreams occurring simultaneously, and I could slide in and out, from one to the other. So, what do you think my watch has to say about that?

    Sam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, ok. I will keep that in mind. Do people believe every single thing some fiction writer comes up with? sometimes I wonder.

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading this my brain has literally made this happen in my dreams but the time is always stuck at 7:36 soooooo…..

    Dawnieangel76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to count your fingers. If you have more or less than 5, it's a dream/hallucination.

    Bleau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientists dating back to 1700s say we're living in a simulation anyway

    Seamus Crumley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is how they got the idea for the movie 'Inception'

    Knitting Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I could read a watch in a dream. I can't even make a simple phone call.

    Solidhog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just did this. My watch had changed by 10 seconds! I AM IN A DREAM!

    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the octopus running down the street might be a giveaway

    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheffield City Council, tackling the big issues facing Sheffield City.

    Gionanna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely technique for lucid dreams

    Magnifico Giganticus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says it will show a completely different time?

    I just work here
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would I be wearing a watch in a dream?

    sinead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twin peaks city council 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Disaster Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I did this 2 hours would pass between looks without me noticing and I can promise you, I wouldn't be dreaming

    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this worthy of a PSA?

    真壁まつり
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in dream it’s hard to move at my own will.

    Hannah M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember to check frequently? Are they trying to make people even more paranoid?

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually how you gain conscience control over your dreams (lucid dreaming). Do this enough and you will do it in your dreams.

    Pauly Donahue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a watchmaker, I have done this.

    Parker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok guys so I’m about to blow ur mind one time I was dreaming and the. I remembered I saw this picture so I tried it and it worked

    Aubrie Allen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned from an episode of the Batman cartoon when I was a kid that you can't read in your dreams.

    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... when I look back at my watch, it typically does display a different time due to how time works.

    e gads
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also how to check if your lucid dreaming.i never am.

    Strahd Ivarius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does still use a watch instead of a phone for getting the time? Even Macron removed his watch on TV when he realized it was making him a laughingstock :-)

    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder I keep missing my bus. 🥴

    Julie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a strange sign to have up

    Exasperated Side Character
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah it’s true i looked at my watch it said 15:17 and then when i looked back it said 15:18! Crazy

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if BP was all just but a dream?!

    ForestMaker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...My watch says it's 13 o'clock BM. Seems legit

    Jack S
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a seconds hand. Would your watch not always display a different time? Unless you can look up and focus on an object then immediately look back within say, 9/10ths of a second.

    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a common method for initiating lucid dreaming. It is recommended to habitually check your watch while awake every hour and ask yourself if you are dreaming. Once this occurs while dreaming most dreamers can then control to some extent what they dream in a lucid manner.

    zgillet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can even read the sign, you aren't dreaming.

    Jojo Armani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world or universe does this equate to make any sense?! Hmmm… I must be dreaming… Need-to-check-clock 😴

    raisin hippo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or count your fingers- normal amount of fingers is awake

    Jungle Empress 85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. As if my dreams are anywhere near that coherent.

    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? This has to be a wind up

    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you realise you are Will Graham from Hannibal and your "clock" makes no sense at all

    Trinity Han
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you don't have a watch or clock

    SofiaB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is giving me Invictus vibes

    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bold of you to assume I expect coherence from my dreams

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, are they saying time stands still in real life but not in dreams?

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would my dream try to stop itself by showing me this?

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    The sign that generated the most engagement and sparked the most interesting discussions among his followers, according to the page owner, is the "please do not smile at strangers" sign in a train station. He believes that most people would rather be left alone during their commute. When asked about the future of the "Ominous Signs" Instagram page, Lee said that he is currently only focused on posting on Instagram. However, he mentioned that he has another project, an illustration account, that you Pandas, might want to check out as well.

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    Tams21
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the speed limit as a suggestion, in that case.

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    In summary, Glanville's inspiration for "Ominous Signs" was the humorous and threatening nature of certain signs. He particularly likes signs that suggest an authority figure is threatening you, and he finds the "children drive slowly" sign particularly amusing. Lee sources the images for his page online and from submissions by his followers. The "please do not smile at strangers" sign in a train station generated the most engagement among his followers.

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    Tams21
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would very unsettling on a gravestone.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶flying snek, falling snek, help the goddamn snek🎶

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    FeelingFrisky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people got locked in there b4 they put up a sign?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want a lesser one today please.

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    Amsterdude
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like meat is coming back to the menu boys

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    Owen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have worked on the water for ten years. I have saved people from drowning on four occasions. Weirs WILL kill you. No one can save you. Respect the water.

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the cat?

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    Owen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love/am scared of bears. I once read, 'If it's brown, lie down, if it's black, fight back, and if it's white, say goodnight.'

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it… kindness goes a long way, even if you’re smiling at a murderous ghost :)

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    °CORLEONE°
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is peeing under the sign. Hahaa

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, isn't that how that Dawnstar quest starts in Skyrim?? I could get a kickass magic staff out of this!

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    🌵 Drazil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At your own risk of....???????? Packs of pit bulls? Hail as big as softball? Lions and tigers and bears? Rockets from North Korea? Stampede of longhorn bulls? Join in.....This is fun!

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    °CORLEONE°
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning!!! If you smell bacon, call the electric and lightning company.

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will save you. But not every time.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just sensible adivice.

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's this one - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowhere,_Oklahoma

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