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My Dad, 82 years old, gave me a huge collection of his generation of memes, hard copy Internet so to say.
He collected these over his 30+ years of work since the 1960s.
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#1
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265points
Tamara Laney 7 years ago
I remember this one & #2 from my dad's office 50+ years ago. He also had this: "My boss must think I'm a mushroom. He keeps me in the dark and feeds me b******t all day."
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#2
Final score:
258points
Samuel Dutcher 7 years ago
My father had this same drawing on the wall next to his drafting board, in a small metal removing design and build shop in Flint, Michigan . . . circa 1969 . . . kinda predates software development.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
I have two variations of this over the past 15 years, both presented as if they were the original author/source. Obviously, none of those sources were actually the original. I really hate when people fob off other people's stuff as their own. What kind of childish (and immoral) mentality allows for that?
#3
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204points
Michael Eisensmith 7 years ago
A laminated copy of this belongs at every business with a copier...
#4
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182points
Poseidon Cheez 7 years ago
Thats like saying i work at mcdonalds i have no car and i have no money. But im 6'1 with abs marry me?
#5
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173points
Star 7 years ago
Dude... they mean that they are off somewhere else, maybe deployed, not doing a particular job in the United States... no one's trying to hate on anyone...
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161points
Johnny Farnen 7 years ago
This is the classic standard right here folks....long passed by industrial maintenance mechanics. (I still have my dad's copy, and it hangs on my tool box, just as it did his.)
#7
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151points
Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
Agreed, I remember this getting passed around my high school :D
Load More Replies... Anaka Blackwood 7 years ago
And this is why walker bandaged himself, changed his name to lucky, and changed his catchphrase from "wuh" to "rrr-ouch" (only animal crossing fans would understand this)
#8
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140points
Pragya Fating 7 years ago
Omg,omg I am gonna die! This is Soo classic of a burn, delivered with such Elegance.
#9
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120points
#10
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116points
Alex Brokov 7 years ago
These are just moments. I think this makes these pictures look so modern.
Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
I'm convinced Ianto found something like this under the coffee maker at Torchwood and that's why he was the only one who could work it properly.
Chris Sprucefield 7 years ago
Past-time version of modern-day machine learning and machine awareness..
#11
Final score:
103points
John Ashley 7 years ago
I think Bored Panda might soon be getting some nasty emails from certain workers. They also tend to not deal criticism very well.
#12
Final score:
96points
Mikleo 7 years ago
You can, it might just not be your work anymore afterwards .
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#13
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80points
Mark Wilson 7 years ago
The version I had at my college newspaper was "We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, have been doing the unbelievable for so long with so little we now attempt the impossible with nothing."
#14
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77points
Peter Frank 7 years ago
In the 80ies I read a similar epithet on the word f**k and thought first this was it, but it seems this a second variation of it! The one I read in the 80ies had two examples I remember pretty well.. Famous persons using the word f**k: General Custer: Where did all these f*****g indians come from? At a Famous Nuclear meltdown: Ohh, F**K! Anyone having this to post?
Linda Christian 7 years ago
Fornication. Under the Consent of the King what I understand it stands for?
Vinniegret 7 years ago
Well, the writer's grammar could use some review. Mary was f****d by John is a passive voice sentence, not intransitive. An intransitive sentence might be Mary was f****d. Yes, some of know this and we care about it Don't get me started on "between you and I". Don't throw an I in because you think it will make you sound smart. Between is a preposition and takes an object, i.e., me.
Charles Christopher 7 years ago
I always liked the example: This f*****g f****r's f*****g f****d!
#15
Final score:
65points
Sick Boy 7 years ago
What about finding other courses while the one in question is unavailable?
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
As long as the owner of your regular course doesn't find out, it should be okay, but it's hard to keep all your courses a secret.
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#17
Final score:
50points
Sable miner 7 years ago
Oh man, this gag paper comic was at a job I had 28 years ago! Mary & Melony office managers at the TPF in beautiful Lake Tawakoni, TX!
#18
Final score:
46points
Jezzie John 7 years ago
perhaps i deserve one of these, since i cant overlook the misspelling of 'regard'
#19
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44points
#20
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43points
#21
Final score:
35points
Super Cat 7 years ago
This poster is going against out species' cause to live . Please do not read this ( Only if u r hooman ) Or we might need new jobs. Sincerely, Cats
Diane Lloyd 7 years ago
I have this on my desk right now...on a plaque...in color. I've owned it for over 30 years.
#22
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34points
#23
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31points
#24
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#26
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#27
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#28
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23points
* ~ l a s a n y a ~ * 2 years ago
"All those wishing to become little mothers, please meet the minister in his study."
#29
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20points
#30
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19points
Ian Langille 7 years ago
Sayings that would not fly in 2018: Before you attack her, wrap your wacker
#32
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15points
Leoninus Fate 7 years ago
LOL! I'm a Libra, but I'm also a male gay artist in RL {although while I am sick, it's not with that} this hit the penny on the head!
Ian Langille 7 years ago
Virgo is almost spot on except falling asleep. Hopefully that doesn't happen .... or becoming a bus driver haha
#33
Final score:
9points
#34
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8points
Michael Reilly 7 years ago
That's from a comedy group called The Capitol Steps. They have a podcast and albums.
#35
Final score:
7points
Master Markus 7 years ago
"Beer stains wash out" as opposed to...? Also, wow, is this ever gross and misogynistic. No wonder you're so dependent on beer; you don't know how to treat a woman!
#36
Final score:
6points
Master Markus 7 years ago
Cucumbers, okay, I get, but tacos? Man, you're not going to get much from a taco, unless you're a fan of some spicy burn.
Ron Deacon 7 years ago
what don't you get about tacos? Think carefully about their shape. Or think about the phrase "fish tacos"
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Christian Welter 7 years ago
I'm german. It looks like what we called "denglish" - the worst possible crossover of both languages (deutsch/english). It hurts!
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Paula Graham 7 years ago
Oh, yeah, we had tons of these! Some folk even kept binders full of these in their desks.
Wanda Queen 7 years ago
Yeah, we just called them jokes in those days though. *gets ready to talk about walking to school barefoot, up hill both ways*
Load More Replies... Tamara Laney 7 years ago
This didn't make the list, but I remember seeing it in my dad's office 50+ years ago: "My boss must think I'm a mushroom. He keeps me in the dark and feeds me b******t all day."
Jean-luc Picard 7 years ago
I used to keep a binder with these sort of things in it and put them randomly on the work noticeboard. Ah, the memories.
Dan Austin 7 years ago
I suddenly feel very old. I'm only 35, yet I remember printing out 'memes' like these in highschool & then in my first workplace staffrooms to share.
Paula Graham 7 years ago
Oh, yeah, we had tons of these! Some folk even kept binders full of these in their desks.
Wanda Queen 7 years ago
Yeah, we just called them jokes in those days though. *gets ready to talk about walking to school barefoot, up hill both ways*
Load More Replies... Tamara Laney 7 years ago
This didn't make the list, but I remember seeing it in my dad's office 50+ years ago: "My boss must think I'm a mushroom. He keeps me in the dark and feeds me b******t all day."
Jean-luc Picard 7 years ago
I used to keep a binder with these sort of things in it and put them randomly on the work noticeboard. Ah, the memories.
Dan Austin 7 years ago
I suddenly feel very old. I'm only 35, yet I remember printing out 'memes' like these in highschool & then in my first workplace staffrooms to share.
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