30 ‘Old Person’ Things That Are Starting To Make More Sense As People Age

Chich

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Yepper, at my age everything has sound effects

Wake up round 9am or so, eat breakfast and rime for theme after breakfast nap. Wake up round noon and continue the cycle.

I don’t understand why this is so confusing. You’re reducing sensory input from one source to concentrate. I’ve been driving since I was 16 and I’ve always done this when I need to focus more intently (looking for an address, driving in heavy traffic, etc.)

I do that too...lol

We're a vanishing breed with that skill.

The 3 o'clock nana nap. Not sure I can ever return to full-time work now.

I'm the opposite, I try by any means necessary to remove myself from social interactions.

The bloody commercials are always so much louder than the program!

Unfortunately, not a far pivot from serene to angry porch horse shouting, "Get off my lawn!"

Then my sciatica nerve pain kicks in; then I'm not comfy standing, sitting or laying down.

Back in the 90's

Or when they don’t buckle in the kid in the grocery store shopping cart.

I do this, I print everything. Just so it is on hand if needed. Boarding cards, hotel information, insurance documents.

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We have the time to look out the window for no reason since we're not busy with young children or work, etc. I like watching what's going on in the world. Birds, squirrels, people walking or on their bikes, a storm rolling in - those kinds of things. I believe I'm more observant than many of my friends. I was lucky enough to watch a pair of robins build a nest on the fence in my backyard. Eggs were laid and I got to watch mama and papa robin raise four babies. The miracle of Mother Nature.

Don't turn on the "news"!

How about when you walk into another room and forget what for? I hate that.

Go home and lay down. Period.

We named the dog Indiana.

We start game nights with dinner at...16.00

I don't care if people read on kindle or phone, it's still reading, and these are my people

.....with a nap.

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With a good fountain pen, nice ink and well made paper :)

I've been old since my late teens apparently.

I still call/refer to my children as kids and they're all over 60.

Try 4:30am.... 6 am is sleeping in.... whether I want to or not

Those "becoming your parents" insurance commercials are hilarious

Again it's like the nap thing is bad. Naps are the best!

Naw, that's also a poor person thing. Growing up poor ensured I always turned the lights off as a kid

Guilty. Because we've seen it, owned it, and know it, whatever IT is. Nothing new, period.

Discussing grocery store prices has become a bigger topic of my routine conversations than I would have ever wanted to admit. As a kid, I couldn't fathom why my grandparents would wanna sit around and list off which supermarket chain had the best prices on bananas and peanut butter. And yet, here we are.

Is there a more important reason to have kids?

Never thought of it that way, but true. I use them to get to sleep.

Gotta hear the crumple zone crump.

For days....

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It's the fact that everything aches now

I guess I'm not old yet. I say "what's wrong with this POS?!" when it doesn't work exactly the way I expect even though I've never used it in my life. It's the inanimate object's fault that I don't know how to use it!

"That Big Mac was exquisite, please pass my compliments to whoever assembled it and put it in the oven"

My pill organizer is how i figure out what day of the week it is!

“In my day, the television was called books”

I constantly took antiacids until I had my gaul bladder removed...haven't needed one since, it's been four years.

Wait until you are actually old and everything gets really hot 😳

The people outside are in your favorite chair? Wow.

I have always loved when it rains. When i was a baby i slept straight through a cat 3 hurricane with thunder going off like gunfire.

I want to kick myself every time I hear those words come out of my mouth

That's not an old person thing. An old person thing is forcing yourself to get dressed before the store shuts.

Isn't that just being pleasant?

I'm pretty sure sleep is for all ages

...the extra buttons that come with some clothing...

Hot and sweaty, too

As long as it's not in public, like on a bus/train/in a restaurant. Then it gets really annoying.

That's all ages

Of course my PC is enlarged to 110%......and it probably won't be long before it goes up to 125 !

Thats everyday for me...

Better than practising family feud every day ;)

After supper it's time to watch my favorite programs. 😂

1/4 cup of sugar in a gallon of brewed tea..perfect. Just enough to knock the fuzz off the tea.

Emails I can understand, but credit report, you sound paranoid.

The Repair Shop. That series is pure gold

reminiscing of the old saturday morning cartoons and cowboy shows.

I used to this when I was little. I got some of the humor back then but a lot of the social importance was waaaaay over my head.

I got tired while watching Judge Judy last night…around 9pm…and so I pressed record so I would know how the case turned out 👵🏻

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In my 60s. Gave up watching or reading the news (except local items) years ago. Politics bore me to tears and I really don't need to know about every little bit of mayhem.