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These are rough sketchbook doodles I did of cute greeting card style illustrations. With offensive words in my handwriting.
The idea was to get some feedback before I polished them up in photoshop. So, I uploaded them unedited (and leaving many with punctuation mistakes etc) and unexpectedly the album went viral on Facebook! I've had a great response, some of them feature British slang words and phrases that Americans have trouble with ha!
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Lauren Farrell 9 years ago
I laughed out loud when I read this one! And I feel like I am saying something extraordinary because: 1.) I write it all out, instead of using the obnoxious lol. and 2.) I'm incredibly sick with sinus infection, and it hurts to f*****g laugh!!
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Helsa Ardino 9 years ago
I would actually like to give this to someone who would understand the humour :)
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Alma Delia Sánchez Lira 9 years ago
Jajaja I dunno but I find all these cards really funny! ^^
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Robert Morson 9 years ago
I believe this is missing some punctuation. Shouldn't it say, "...existence. Happy, d**k face?"
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Pandora Brown 9 years ago
I should sent this to those A-holes who post selfies with dead animals they shot.
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What do you think ?
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I don't know how I feel about this, such a dichotomy of emotion, adorable cute images and then the captions. It reminds me of the movie TED.
Branden Hart 9 years ago
I agree. Subjective and everyone has a right to opinion. That's the thing about being an artist. You get both sides. All good. Keep creating
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Doge_Is_Derpy 9 years ago
OMG THIS IS SO CUTE !! I really liked the unicorn one ( maybe gonna give it to my sister XD )
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
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Anna Salerno 9 years ago
This artist sure gets his feelings hurt if you don't care for his art style. I've seen many cards that make a statement without vulgarity.
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Yeah my feelings are really hurt Anna. Hah 😂 I like being vulgar sweetie.
Load More Replies... Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Hah. A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
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Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
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Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
I have a shop, check by my Facebook. /Neverstaydead
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Dizzyaudiohh 9 years ago
p.s. Idk why people who aren't gonna like something or have a negative opinion about something don't just carry onto the next thing?
Imperfekt 9 years ago
Well I looked at the first three and decided they had no appeal for me so, yes, I decided to carry on to the next thing. But I did want to see if the comments ran negative or positive.
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Andrew Ramirez 9 years ago
I'm honestly not sure what to think of this... I kind of want to send some of these to certain people I know.
Mark Kenna 8 years ago
Where can I purchase these wholesale? I want to sell the in my store (Obsessions, Vancouver. Canada
Abraham De La Torre 8 years ago
They were great! Don't listen to these candy asses. You found a nitch and that is rare in the card industry. GO with it.
Thiên Long Đặng Lê 9 years ago
This's so adorable. Now i can use them as stickers to send my crush haha
Tisha Castleberry Maki 9 years ago
ARE YOU SELLING THESE??? I'd like to buy all of them!!! Please let me know!!!!
Julia Paul 9 years ago
It is the festival which is celebrated by Christians on 25th of December and people send Christmas wishes to each other. Christmas posts are also sent to spread the happiness. A good way to celebrate this occasion is to send Christmas sms with the perfect Christmas greeting texts. The celebration of Christmas is completed by sending happy Christmas messages to the people close to your heart. To fill this special day share Christmas greeting messages or merry Christmas messages with your friends. We fbstatuses123 have the unique Christmas greetings for you. Spread the happiness with Christmas greetings text. http://fbstatuses123.com/category/christmas-facebook-status
Sarah Ravenwood 9 years ago
Do you have an Etsy shop or a Website you could sell those one ? Huge fan !!!
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
/Neverstaydead on Facebook I'm in etsy yeah
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Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
I'm on etsy and Facebook. I have a shop on etsy. Www.etsy.com/shop/Neverstaydead
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Dani Natalie 9 years ago
I think these are pretty freakin great! I have some friends I'd love to give these to that would appreciate the humor
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Well, people on Bored Panda are quite opinionated hah. Biggest mixed response I've had. 1. About them being 'stupid/not funny/crass' etc. It's subjective humour, it's not for everyone. You don't have to like it, that's fine. Move on and find something you do love. I get over a million hits a week on Facebook. Plenty of people enjoy my stuff and it's not limited to these. 2. I explained in the article about the punctuation and grammar. These were rough, unedited sketchbook doodles I uploaded for some feedback from friends. They ended up going viral unexpectedly. Some things are English slang and meant to be like that.
Oliver Prime 9 years ago
Dude, you've had me in tears - have you had these printed? Where can I buy them? TMM-57e134...297422.jpg 
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
I'm on etsy and Facebook /Neverstaydead
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Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
I have a shop drop by my FB /neverstaydead I'm on etsy
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Đen Nguyễn 9 years ago
mean words are only mean when you really mean it. lovely cards with mean words inscribed in them as spicy jokes are just lovely.
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
People who are criticizing "strong language" are probably those who never kissed in public, never danced like there is no tomorrow or never went on a whim travel adventure! LIVE A LITTLE YOU STUPID C***S! Love everything about these! (Im 28, have a degree, educated parents, totally happy with my life)
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Mum didn't neglect me. I can be immature I guess ha. I rate my imagination not bad. Disgusting is just mean. Your very judgemental dude. Just some fun. That's all.
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Hans 9 years ago
Strong language in jokes is fine, if it makes a point. In all of these it merely is the contrast. Moreover
Load More Replies... Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I don't know how I feel about this, such a dichotomy of emotion, adorable cute images and then the captions. It reminds me of the movie TED.
Branden Hart 9 years ago
I agree. Subjective and everyone has a right to opinion. That's the thing about being an artist. You get both sides. All good. Keep creating
Load More Replies... Doge_Is_Derpy 9 years ago
OMG THIS IS SO CUTE !! I really liked the unicorn one ( maybe gonna give it to my sister XD )
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
Load More Replies... Anna Salerno 9 years ago
This artist sure gets his feelings hurt if you don't care for his art style. I've seen many cards that make a statement without vulgarity.
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Yeah my feelings are really hurt Anna. Hah 😂 I like being vulgar sweetie.
Load More Replies... Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Hah. A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
Load More Replies... Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Load More Replies... Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
I have a shop, check by my Facebook. /Neverstaydead
Load More Replies... Dizzyaudiohh 9 years ago
p.s. Idk why people who aren't gonna like something or have a negative opinion about something don't just carry onto the next thing?
Imperfekt 9 years ago
Well I looked at the first three and decided they had no appeal for me so, yes, I decided to carry on to the next thing. But I did want to see if the comments ran negative or positive.
Load More Replies... Andrew Ramirez 9 years ago
I'm honestly not sure what to think of this... I kind of want to send some of these to certain people I know.
Mark Kenna 8 years ago
Where can I purchase these wholesale? I want to sell the in my store (Obsessions, Vancouver. Canada
Abraham De La Torre 8 years ago
They were great! Don't listen to these candy asses. You found a nitch and that is rare in the card industry. GO with it.
Thiên Long Đặng Lê 9 years ago
This's so adorable. Now i can use them as stickers to send my crush haha
Tisha Castleberry Maki 9 years ago
ARE YOU SELLING THESE??? I'd like to buy all of them!!! Please let me know!!!!
Julia Paul 9 years ago
It is the festival which is celebrated by Christians on 25th of December and people send Christmas wishes to each other. Christmas posts are also sent to spread the happiness. A good way to celebrate this occasion is to send Christmas sms with the perfect Christmas greeting texts. The celebration of Christmas is completed by sending happy Christmas messages to the people close to your heart. To fill this special day share Christmas greeting messages or merry Christmas messages with your friends. We fbstatuses123 have the unique Christmas greetings for you. Spread the happiness with Christmas greetings text. http://fbstatuses123.com/category/christmas-facebook-status
Sarah Ravenwood 9 years ago
Do you have an Etsy shop or a Website you could sell those one ? Huge fan !!!
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
/Neverstaydead on Facebook I'm in etsy yeah
Load More Replies... Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
I'm on etsy and Facebook. I have a shop on etsy. Www.etsy.com/shop/Neverstaydead
Load More Replies... Dani Natalie 9 years ago
I think these are pretty freakin great! I have some friends I'd love to give these to that would appreciate the humor
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Well, people on Bored Panda are quite opinionated hah. Biggest mixed response I've had. 1. About them being 'stupid/not funny/crass' etc. It's subjective humour, it's not for everyone. You don't have to like it, that's fine. Move on and find something you do love. I get over a million hits a week on Facebook. Plenty of people enjoy my stuff and it's not limited to these. 2. I explained in the article about the punctuation and grammar. These were rough, unedited sketchbook doodles I uploaded for some feedback from friends. They ended up going viral unexpectedly. Some things are English slang and meant to be like that.
Oliver Prime 9 years ago
Dude, you've had me in tears - have you had these printed? Where can I buy them? TMM-57e134...297422.jpg
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
I'm on etsy and Facebook /Neverstaydead
Load More Replies... Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
I have a shop drop by my FB /neverstaydead I'm on etsy
Load More Replies... Đen Nguyễn 9 years ago
mean words are only mean when you really mean it. lovely cards with mean words inscribed in them as spicy jokes are just lovely.
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
People who are criticizing "strong language" are probably those who never kissed in public, never danced like there is no tomorrow or never went on a whim travel adventure! LIVE A LITTLE YOU STUPID C***S! Love everything about these! (Im 28, have a degree, educated parents, totally happy with my life)
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Mum didn't neglect me. I can be immature I guess ha. I rate my imagination not bad. Disgusting is just mean. Your very judgemental dude. Just some fun. That's all.
Load More Replies... Hans 9 years ago
Strong language in jokes is fine, if it makes a point. In all of these it merely is the contrast. Moreover
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