There are many ways how one can acquire a pet cat - it can be bought from breeders, it can be adopted from a shelter, chosen from a pet store or even be inherited. But there's one more way of getting a cute cat, and it's when the feline chooses you himself.
Now, we all know that cats follow their funny cat-logic of doing things, and more than often that includes picking their masters (or servants) to their liking. Some charm their way into adoption through gentle purring and the disarming power of the Puss in Boots stare. Others... well, trespass and claim your pillow as their new bed.
So, if you'll ever hear loud meowing noises at around 4 in the morning or be woken up from slumber by crashing sounds - congratulations, you now have a cat! Some even more obscure ways of the felines choosing their masters might include crazy cats jumping in a car through an open window, persistently following you on the street pretending to be a lost cat or even declaring your porch as the safest place for them to have their cute kittens.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of cat photos documenting these curious stories, and it's certainly one to make your cat senses tingle.
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My Parents Started Feeding A Stray Kitten A Couple Weeks Ago. This Was Their Front Porch Today
This Little Guy Showed Up On My Brother's Farm One Day. My Brother Took Him To The Vet, And His 10 Year Old Daughter Told Him All She Wanted Was This Guy For Her Christmas, She Wanted No Presents Any More But This Guy... Meet Popeye
Not My Dog, Not My Cat, But They Come To My House And Sit Like This Every Day...
Had My Window Open To Have A Smoke When I Suddenly Heard Meowing... Turned Around To See This Guy
Woke Up This Morning To This...
So I Walked Into The Kitchen At 5:30am And Saw This In The Sink... This Is Not My Cat..
It's so beautiful with it's white scarf on the neck! I want it!!! ΧD
Found This Little Guy Squeaking In My Back Yard
This Guy Showed Up At My Back Door Last Night, I Guess I Own A Cat Now
There Has Been A Stray Cat Outside Of My House Since Summer. Today We Decided To Let Him Inside To Stay Warm And A Few Hours Later We Found Him Like This!
Was Woken Up At 2.45 This Morning By This Asshole... I Don't Own A Cat... Is This How You Get A Cat?
Yep, this is pretty much how you get a cat, they kind of phase into existence when you're not looking.
Found This Little Guy In My Parent's Back Garden. He Has Heart-Shaped Black Nose
This Little Guy Jumped Up In My Work Truck With Me For A Bit. Best Day Ever!
Came Home. This Is Not My Cat. We Were Both Surprised
So, I Came Home To This... I Don't Own A Cat
We Were Hearing Some Noises In Our Shop, So We Set A Live Trap And Caught This Guy
I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It... This Is How I Die
Came Home To This. I Don't Own A Cat
This Guy Just Randomly Showed Up At My House One Day And Now We're Bros. I Call Him Oj
He's very comfy in his new bed. Love how they sleep when they feel safe and happy
Walked By The Bathroom And Something Caught My Eye, Did A Lean Back Double Take And Noticed..... I Don't Have A Cat
Finished Painting The Kitchen, Went To Sit Down And Found This. Nothing Too Strange, Except The Fact I Don't Have A Cat
Consider it a ''renovation'' by the famous interior designer, Kat Purrson! ΧD
So I Just Woke Up At 4:45 Am With A Non Stop Meowing Noise... Open My Apartment Door And This Little Guy Came Running In. Should I Keep Him?
He Jumped In My Car And Wouldn't Let Me Leave Without Him. I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get A Cat?
*You're drunk Jimmy. I'll drive tonight! I'm here just to save your life!* ΧD
The Cat That Lives Next-Door Came In To Say Hello
You're the only thing in the neighborhood even close to being as fuzzy as the cat. The cat is fascinated.
Got Home From Work And Fell Asleep. Woke Up With This Guy On My Lap. I Don't Have A Cat
Our Neighbor's Cat Sometimes Comes Over For A Visit. Here He Thinks He's Flowers
I Guess I Have A New Cat. This Guy Walked In My Front Door And Made Himself At Home
My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture From Our Bathroom. We Don't Have A Cat
There Was A Visitor By My Guest House This Morning
This is a bobcat, not a house cat. Please contact your local vet. They can inform the proper wildlife folks who will treat this wild kitten properly. He cannot and should not be treated like a domestic pet.
While Visiting My Girlfriends Family In New York, I Woke Up To This... They Don't Own A Cat
Been Working In The Office For An Hour. Turned Around And Saw This. I Don't Have A Cat
I Don't Own A Cat. I Was Having A Good Old Fashioned Day Nap And My Missus Snapped This Sneaky Feline Muscling In On My Hard Earned Warmth
I Don't Have A Cat
I Have Two Cats. This Is Neither Of Them. Intruder!
I Live In A Student House. Two Cats Like To Visit Us And Play On The Ipad Sometimes
Didn't Spot Him At First So Got A Slight Shock. Also, That Is Not My Cat
Considering That I Don't Own A Cat, I Was Surprised When I Heard A Weird Sound On The Car Porch And Noticed Them
Studying For Exams, When Suddenly This Guy Confirms The Stereotype. Also, This Isn't Even My Cat
But I Don't Own Any Cats...
Went To Use The Bathroom. We Don't Own A Cat
I Don't Own A Cat...
A Stray Cat Followed Me Home Last Night. This Is What I Woke Up To On My Porch This Morning
Came Home One Day And Heard A Meowing Under My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat. I Guess I Do Now
I Do Not Own A Cat..
I Went To Take The Garbage Out And A Cat Ran Into My House And Won't Leave. Is This How You Get A Cat?
Guys, He's Back. I Tried Petting, He Doesn't Seem Satisfied. Still Studying, Still Not My Cat
I Got Up At 2.30am To Go To The Bathroom... I Don't Own A Cat And My House Is Completely Closed
A Cat Appeared On My Sofa. I Don't Own A Cat!
Went To Feed My Cat And This Is What I Found... This Is Not My Cat
Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This. As A Side Note, We Don't Have A Cat...
I Heard A Faint Meow From The Other Room... This Is Not My Cat, And I'm On The Second Floor
There are so many cats and none of 'em comes to my room heck(((
Soooo This Happened While I Was Cleaning Out My Truck Today…. I Don't Own A Cat
Tried To Call My Cat To The Back Door By Shaking Treats. This Is Not My Cat
I Don't Own A Cat, But This One Wanders Into My Apartment From Time To Time. I Think He's Starting To Regret It
Looked Down Aaaaaaaand I Don't Have A Cat
Woke Up To A Knock At The Door, This Guy Walks In, Refuses To Leave
2 Days After I Moved To Oregon, This Little Guy Showed Up At My Doorstep. Meet Ounce
They Emerged From A Corn Field And Now They Chill On My Porch. I Call Them The Three Amigos
Boyfriend Was Working On His Scooter Outside With The Door Open All Day And Came In To Find This Fellow... We Don't Own A Cat
Walk Into The Kitchen And Awww.......i Don't Own A Cat
Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Something To Read?
I Don't Have A Cat. Luckily, My Neighborhood Comes With Curbside Cat Service
I Don't Own A Cat... And I Live On The 5th Floor
Back Home After A 2 Week Vacation. I Don't Have A Cat
*I was housesitting while you were away... Welp time for me to go now! It's 80$ by the way!* XD
Woke Up To This, I Don't Own A Cat
So Its Raining Out And This Guy Follows Me In, Dont Have The Heart To Put Him Out, So I Have A New Friend
Left The Apartment Door Open For Five Minutes And Came Back To This. Not My Cat
I Don't Own A Cat
This Little Guy Been Chilling Like This For 30minutes. I Don't Own A Cat...
If It's Hot And I Open My Back Door, This Happens. I Don't Even Know This Guy
We Don't Own A Cat
My Daughter Made A Friend - We Don't Own A Cat
Bringing In Groceries.. See This In My Car.. I Don't Have A Cat
I Don't Own A Grey Cat..
It's Almost 1 Am. This Is My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat
Stray Cat Come To Say Hi, Walked Right Into Our House
He's Been Sleeping In My Kitchen For The Past Two Hours. I Don't Have A Cat
Help, I Don't Own A Cat! How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave? She Is So Adorable
You don't!! I do believe when a pet chooses to stay with you, it's a gift from a higher power!!!
I Don't Want A Cat. I Don't Even Really Like Cats. I Think I Now Own A Cat
she will grow on you. but please consider neutering, she looks like a healthy young female ready to fill your house with her copious offspring! :D
Woke Up With Him Next To Me. Thing Is, We Don't Own A Cat
We Don't Own A Cat. We Have A Cat That Has Figured Out How To Use The Dog Door And Owns Us
I Just Left My Bedroom And Was Approached By This Guy. I Don't Own A Cat
The Cat Shit On My Pillow! A Massive Revenge Shit Too. I Don't Even Own A Cat!
I Don't Even Own A Cat, Is This How You Get Cats?
Left My Roof Open, Came Back An Hour Later To Find This. Not My Cat
So I Leave My Window Open For 10 Minutes And This Little Guy Decides To Come Through And Take A Nap
Visiting Grandad And His Cat... Wait... Grandad Doesnt Have A Cat
This Little Fella, Or Lady Fella, Looks To Have Made Themselves Awfully Comfortable. I Don't Own A Cat
Also, Woke Up To Find This. I Don’t Own A Cat
Just Going To My Kitchen And Saw Him. I Don't Have A Cat
I Don't Own A Cat. I Came Home From Work To Find This Floppy Thing Sleeping On My Coffee Table! What Do?!?!
I May Not Have A Cat, But My Neighbor's Likes To Greet Me!
I Don't Own A Cat, Yet I Came Home To This Majestic Beast
Left My Door Open And Fell Asleep. This Is What I Woke Up To. I Don't Own A Cat
I’m At My Boyfriends House And We’re About To Settle For Netflix And Dinner When We Look Up And See This. He Doesn’t Own A Cat
This Is What I Came Home To Tonight.... I Don't Own A Cat
I Don't Own A Cat. Yet
after the dish is completed : " I told you to stir it well ... This food is f*****g uncooked !"
I Left My Window Open Because It's Raining, I Don't Own A Cat
I was cold and wet, then I found a window a kind human left open for me.
I Don't Own A Cat
I Don't Even Own A Cat..
Found This Little Ragamuffin In My Spare Room - I Don't Own A Cat... Any Advice?
Found This Guy In The Sink, I Don't Have A Cat
Waiting for you to turn the faucet on so I can get a drink, please.
Arrived Home To Find This On My Bed, We Don't Have A Cat....
I Don't Own A Cat
Came Home To This... I Don't Own A Cat
I Come Back To My Room, And The Cat Is On The Bed. I Don't Own A Cat...
Guys, I Don't Own A Cat
Woke Up From A Nap I Don't Own A Cat
Cat Wants To Come In. I Still Don't Own A Cat!
I Don't Own A Cat?
I Don't Own A Cat, Now There Is One On My Bed
Yesterday, We Got A Microchip Cat Flap To Keep Out An Unwelcome Guest. When He Attempted To Get In This Morning His Face Broke My Heart
Ninja Level 99. Came Home In The Rain. Found This Guy In Our Kitchen...We Don't Have A Cat
You're not happy to see the cat? He's not happy you didn't bring food.
Today I Was Eating Breakfast And I Felt Like Someone Was Watching Me. I Don't Own A Cat...
Our neighbor cats check up on us throughout the day. Gazing through the kitchen door, climbing our crabapple by the dining window.
She Showed Up On My Porch 3 Weeks Ago Today
I Don't Own A Cat, But He Doesn't Seem To Care
I’m Getting The Strangest View From My Window Wtf? Yes, Hello? Who This?
There Is A Cat In My House. I Do Not Own A Cat
You know the main river of the country where they worshipped cats? That's right... de Nile.
We Don't Have A Cat. He Came In Through An Open Window, And When My Roommate Got Up To Use The Bathroom He Claimed His Throne
Taken Right After I Woke Up This Morning. My Door Was Locked. I Don't Own A Cat
This Guy Is Always Waiting When I Come From School. Needless To Say, I Don't Own A Cat
I Have Said It Before, I Don't Own A Cat
Yes, Hello Sir, I Was Wondering If You Had Time To Talk About Your Home Insurance Provider?
Well Nothing Unusual Here, Except I Don't Own A Cat
"That a banana under the covers, or you just happy to see [kitty]?"
There's A Cat In My Apartment. I Don't Own A Cat!
So This Black Cat That Ive Never Seen Before Came Into My House And Has Been Sitting Like This For About 10 Minutes
He's obviously in the wrong house but he thinks he's in the right house and is asking "why did they move the furniture around?" "Where's my food bowl?"
Found This Guy Asleep On My Bed. I Don't Have A Cat
It’s Just Sitting There Judging Me… I Don't Own A Cat
Was Playing And This Cat Appeared
Came Home To This Last Night.....we Don't Have A Cat
This Is Not My Cat
Second Story Bedroom. Little Guy Just Appears This Morning At My Window Looking A Little Bit Homicidal. I Don't Own A Cat
This Is Not My Cat, He Belongs To The People Downstairs But He Found His Way Into My Kitchen
Woke Up To This Guy Beside Me
But Just In Case Anyone Was Wondering, We Still Don't Have A Cat
I Don't Own A Cat
Working On Projects In The Garage. I Don't Own A Cat
Went Outside For A Smoke, Leaving The Door Open. Came Back To This. I Don't Even Own A Cat...
I Opened My Door To See This Today... I Don't Own A Cat
Tonight I Fell Asleep On My Couch. Woke Up This. I Don't Have A Cat
I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get One?
Made A New Friend While Smoking On My Front Porch. I Don't Own A Cat
I Walked Into My Garage Yesterday And Found This... We Don't Own A Cat
Sometimes the cat chooses the human. Sometimes the cat chooses a very nice car.
This Cat Won’t Leave My House
So I Was Just About To Go For A Walk And . . . (i Don't Own A Cat)
Came Home To This Fella In The Bedroom. I Don't Own A Cat
Yeah... You're gonna want to move all of that stuff you see right there, at least if you like any of it.
I Don't Own A Cat.... But I Did Leave My Window Open On A Hot Day... And Idk If Its A Nice Cat Or Not..
There's A Cat Sleeping In My Bed I Don't Own A Cat And Nobody Else Is Home
I Opened My Door For One Minute And This Guy Barged In
Was On My Pc When This Little Guy Jumped On My Bed ... I Don't Own A Cat
I Closed The Door To Make Sure He Didn’t Get In And 10 Minutes Later After 9 Minutes Of Scratching On The Door Here He Is. I Don't Own A Cat
I Don’t Own A Cat?
I Had A Visitor Today! I Don’t Own A Cat
I Don't Own A Cat, Apparently She Likes The Smell Of Dinner
I Don't Own A Cat, This Is My Car
Everybody Id Like You To Meet Timmy The Cat... Hes Not My Cat Or My Moms He The Neighbors Cat Who Likes To Sneaking Into My House
I Don't Even Own A Cat
Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This Smug A**hole Making Himself At Home. I Don't Even Own A Cat
Tuxedo cats are the best:) What did you all do whith these cutie cats? Follow ups...
I Don't Own A Cat. In Fact, I'm Very Allergic To Cats
Here's the good news: That cat is most likely female. Only one out of about 3000 calico cats is male. The reason female cats are better (if you're allergic to cats) is that female cats produce far less of the protein that causes allergies than male cats do.
It reminds me about "A stray cat named Bob", great movie based on a great story. Cat, coming out of nowhere, giving a reason to live to a lost human.
I've got the Book, I just haven't prepared myself to read it yet!!
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No, you don't own a cat. Nobody owns cats. The cats own themselves. The cat owns you.
Just a question of the wrong tense, here. Instead of 'I don't have a cat', read: 'I didn't have a cat.'
I sincerely hope that people checked listings for missing kitties before simply adopting these cities, specifically the ones who had collars! Lol but other than that? For the kitties without humans, I hope they now have happy homes!!
How?! How do they get in??? This is a serious question. I'm sure SOME of these folks left doors or windows open but.....how!!!
I don't own a cat, but now I will leave my windows and doors open so a cat can own me!
These are pretty awesome. The only thing i take exception to is the concept of "Cat Ownership." NO ONE really "owns" a cat. If anything, we humans are the adopted ones.
NO,,,,,, YOU ARE STAFF TO CATS DOGS HAVE OWNERS,,,
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I lived in an apartment that had it's own cat who came in to sleep during the day. I was at least the third tenant of that cat's apartment.
They say that cats will only come to you if they know they can, so it's true that you never own a cat, only that they own you. Stray cats of all ages find their way to our house in the country.
Hello, and welcome to the wonderful world of cat servitude. Here's what you need to know to get started: 1. Contrary to popular belief, cats aren't pets. You cannot own or have a cat. Cats are our lords and masters, and, consequently, we can only serve 2. If you have cultivated a home environment deemed suitable for habitation, you may find yourself graced with the presence of a cat. This is a perfectly normal part of the process 3. Do not attempt to locate the previous owners of your new lord and master. They have been deemed less worthy of serving a cat than you. It is unwise to question the choices of the master. 4. You may mistakenly believe you dislike cats, or are allergic to them. This is false propaganda spread by dogs in an effort to overthrow their rightful rulers. Cats are amazing. They bring you presents and pee on your things. Any ill health you feel is simply as a result of not working hard enough to please your feline master. We recommend you work harder.
A the little bob cat, hope you fed it and called wildlife preserve they are getting killed off .. B the tiny white one squeeking in the back yard needed some TLC and then the next day look for owner or find a no kill shelter.. C the Momma having kittens let her finish and then take them to a no kill shelter D any cardboard box is a cat trap simple as that and the bowls at the back door yea you own a cat Always remember Dogs have Owners Cats have Staff.. and enjoy them they can be your best friend.
WHY i SAID FEED IT AND CALL WILDLIFE THEY ARE BEING KILLED OFF BY TOO MANY ASSHATS AND THE KITTEN IS GOLD TO WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT
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Yeah..cats tend to spawn like that. Had 3 so far just appearing in my home and becoming part of it. Cute little things xD
This is the third time I've come back to this post, it makes me happy! I've had three cats and they all found me. Each so different, all wonderful.
Why can't I ever come home to or wake up to a strange cat in MY house????
This is how I have gotten all my cats. I thought that was how it was supposed to work.
That's it you got me for ONE page, if I have to click next 32 times, you can go f**k yourselves.
THATS BECAUSE IT IS A KY BOBCAT WILDLIFE DROOLS AT GETTING KITTENS, TOO MANY ADULTS ARE GETTING KILLED OFF BY ASSHATS... HER IN WILDCAT COUNTRY...
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Funny how many of the cats who "found" new people to live with are yellow tabby cats. Must be a thing. Here's ours. We called him Oscar.
I work from home, so he's my office mascot. OSCAR-DESK...dbbb81.jpg 
Is it really just me or does anyone else notice that a lot of threads keep getting repeated after just a few weeks?
Definitely. This one, particularly, does not bother me with repetitions.
Load More Replies... I got a tuxedo cat myself, who likes to yell at me. Frequently lying about not having been fed. I notice so many of these are tuxedo cats. Is it because tuxedo cats like to yell a lot, or is it that they're so damned cute when they do? (I love white whiskers on a black background.)
Once my cat had kittens and they was only a day old. About 4am i was woken by this huge bang in the room the kittens where in. I got up and went in and saw this huge black cat in the room.. in my sleep deprived state all I could think was to say ‘who the f**k are you?’ Like it’s gonna answer me 🤷🏻♀️😂
One day my grandad (long before me) was driving home from work on the oil rigs when he found a black kitten in the back of his car. It wasn't frightened, so he fed it and took it home. The cat settled in quick, but refused to come into the house... Until Christmas day, when grandma looked up and saw him sitting on the window sill to be let in! And that was that 😂
then you consider that all of the supposedly, 'stray cats', are perfectly groomed. -except this poor little guy poor-kitty...698354.jpg 
Now you all do... own a cat, aaahahahaha <3 That how I got 2 out of my 3 cats.
Funny, I want to know more about the cat in the sink. lol did he leave a window open? Super cute. One day I came home to find a stray had gotten into the house too. Roommate's kid left door open. Cat beat up on my actual cats.
My boyfriend came into the kitchen one evening and said there is a cat on the balcony. I looked down and Mr Moon was sitting at my feet. sure enough there was a stinking, starving scared cat on the balcony. We lived on the 17th floor.... Now we have two cats. Meet Skye the pretty boy at the front! IMG_0008-5...57a6f4.jpg 
..the people did notice that #28 is a lynx, and didn't just take it to a shelter, right...?
My contribution. Leave an ambulance for 10 minutes and... we have a cat!!! IDontHaveA...1cda2c.jpg 
Than how the hell are these cats just magically getting into peooples houses!?
CHER OWNED ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. WE WOULD NOT EVEN LEAVE HER ALONE MORE THAN ONE NITE. SHE DID WHAT SHE PLEASED AND RUINDE THE FURNITURE IN JUST THREE YEARS. BUT WE ARE STILL RICHER FOR HAVING HAD HER IN OUR LIVES AND WOULD NOT TRADE THIS FOR ANY NEW FURNITURE. WE MISS HER!
I believe, maybe, 1 out of 10 of these posts... If you want people to believe you "don't own a cat," you might want to change out the cat-patterned bed linens. Only crazy cat people make their beds in "Early American Cat."
YES IT IS READ UP I SAY ADVISE WILDLIFE INDANGERED SPECIES NEEDS FOSTER FAST
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My cat has been one of these cats on more than one occasion. One time our new neighbor was showering in her second story bedroom and Charlie came wandering in, sat down, and waited for her to get out to pet him.
#28 is a linx not a cat i really hope they didn't keep that cat
#2 picture.... Cat: "It's a good thing I invested in this mobile doggy chair to sit on everywhere I go..." Dog: "But I'm not a ch..." Cat: "Shushh or the claws come out again!" Dog: "Yes fluffles..." Cat: "What's that?!?" Dog: "Yes 'Mister' fluffles" Cat: "Much better..."
The thing is, nobody owns a cat. They live where and when they want and if they don't like something, or something changes, they move on.
BECAUSE CATS HAVE STAFF... DOGS HAVE OWNERS ANY CAT STAFF KNOWS THAT
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Did anyone just thought about how creepy they are ? like, waking up around 2 am and find that cat. Or the one in the closet. They are cute and lovely, but CREEPY AF !
#30 - hunched up cat in a red shirt? Looks like the set up for a horror movie.
BOBCAT KY STYLE POSSIBLE REPLANTED BUT IN SERIOUS NEED OF WILDLIFE ENDANGER SPECIES ADVISED CAUSE ASSHATS KILL OFF ADULTS KITTENS ARE GOLD..
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I once woke up to find a large, fluffy black cat at the foot of my bed. I had 4 cats. That was not one of them. XD It bolted the moment I woke up, though.
GOT A 16 POUND SOLID BLACK PERFECT FOR HALLOWEEN AND HE'S A WUSS THAT HIDES WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN..WASTE OF A GREAT PROP...
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I love that these people have amazing personalities and are accepting these babies.. So beautiful
Seriously, do people just leave doors and windows without screens wide open while gone, or sleeping? How are all these cats just showing up without being let in?
NAW YOU ARE STAFF AND EXPENDABLE IF THEY FIND A BETTER STAFF SO GET GOOD FAST
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This. You don't own a cat? Surprise! You do now. Waking up to a random cat snuggling with me would make me lol, I own 2 cats and if one of these suitable guys showed up, I'd say come on in!
YES IT IS AND DOOMED IF NOT WILDLIFE EXTINCTION TEAM DOESN'T KNOW IT BECAUSE THEY WILL COLLAR AND TRACK IF THEY CAN BUT IF THEY CAN'T SOME ASSHAT WILL KILL IT FOR TROPHY
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Where did you find the black cat photo in picture #71? It looks a lot like a cat we have been missing since last August. I am in Wisconsin.
This guy ran into my house one very cold, snowy November and decided he was staying. I had NO plans to get a cat. no-name-ca...3c4a99.jpg 
Back when I had roommates, random cats would sometimes appear. Often nobody owned up to it, but it wasn't difficult to figure out how they got there. :-)
A lot of the cats had collars... cute pictures though. Always remember-you NEVER own a cat-THEY own you
The one with the cat and the gator in the tub.. i'd be more worried about the gator than the cat
Dialogue with my neighbour:'Haven't you seen my cat recently?' 'The black one?No.'In an hour the cat returns home.His 2nd home now obviously
And sometimes he comes home after 15 hours and doesn't even want to be fed. And he's super healthy and fine. He's had his dinner already.
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HE IS AND WILDLIFE NEED TO BE TOLD WHEN THEY HAVE A KITTEN SIGHTING THE ARE BEING KILLED BY ASSHATS AND ARE ENDANGERED
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The reason why this is actually so sad is it is likely these cats are abandoned, and seeking human companionship because they miss it. Either because their owner is never home, or moved away and left them.
Cats really go wandering around and even have multiple owners. "Our cat" was known to visit at least 2 more houses frequently. If there is a way to get to a cozy please - they just go. There is food too? Even better.
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AMEN DOGS HAVE OWNERS.. CATS HAVE STAFF REMEMBER THAT
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Everybody knows, you cannot actually own a cat, they own you when the time comes.
AMEN DOGS HAVE OWNERS.. CATS HAVE STAFF REMEMBER THAT
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AMEN DOGS HAVE OWNERS.. CATS HAVE STAFF REMEMBER THAT
Load More Replies... It reminds me about "A stray cat named Bob", great movie based on a great story. Cat, coming out of nowhere, giving a reason to live to a lost human.
I've got the Book, I just haven't prepared myself to read it yet!!
Load More Replies... No, you don't own a cat. Nobody owns cats. The cats own themselves. The cat owns you.
Just a question of the wrong tense, here. Instead of 'I don't have a cat', read: 'I didn't have a cat.'
I sincerely hope that people checked listings for missing kitties before simply adopting these cities, specifically the ones who had collars! Lol but other than that? For the kitties without humans, I hope they now have happy homes!!
How?! How do they get in??? This is a serious question. I'm sure SOME of these folks left doors or windows open but.....how!!!
I don't own a cat, but now I will leave my windows and doors open so a cat can own me!
These are pretty awesome. The only thing i take exception to is the concept of "Cat Ownership." NO ONE really "owns" a cat. If anything, we humans are the adopted ones.
NO,,,,,, YOU ARE STAFF TO CATS DOGS HAVE OWNERS,,,
Load More Replies... I lived in an apartment that had it's own cat who came in to sleep during the day. I was at least the third tenant of that cat's apartment.
They say that cats will only come to you if they know they can, so it's true that you never own a cat, only that they own you. Stray cats of all ages find their way to our house in the country.
Hello, and welcome to the wonderful world of cat servitude. Here's what you need to know to get started: 1. Contrary to popular belief, cats aren't pets. You cannot own or have a cat. Cats are our lords and masters, and, consequently, we can only serve 2. If you have cultivated a home environment deemed suitable for habitation, you may find yourself graced with the presence of a cat. This is a perfectly normal part of the process 3. Do not attempt to locate the previous owners of your new lord and master. They have been deemed less worthy of serving a cat than you. It is unwise to question the choices of the master. 4. You may mistakenly believe you dislike cats, or are allergic to them. This is false propaganda spread by dogs in an effort to overthrow their rightful rulers. Cats are amazing. They bring you presents and pee on your things. Any ill health you feel is simply as a result of not working hard enough to please your feline master. We recommend you work harder.
A the little bob cat, hope you fed it and called wildlife preserve they are getting killed off .. B the tiny white one squeeking in the back yard needed some TLC and then the next day look for owner or find a no kill shelter.. C the Momma having kittens let her finish and then take them to a no kill shelter D any cardboard box is a cat trap simple as that and the bowls at the back door yea you own a cat Always remember Dogs have Owners Cats have Staff.. and enjoy them they can be your best friend.
WHY i SAID FEED IT AND CALL WILDLIFE THEY ARE BEING KILLED OFF BY TOO MANY ASSHATS AND THE KITTEN IS GOLD TO WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT
Load More Replies... So... you guys just leave your house open and then go to sleep?! Don't you worry about what ELSE can get in?
Yeah..cats tend to spawn like that. Had 3 so far just appearing in my home and becoming part of it. Cute little things xD
This is the third time I've come back to this post, it makes me happy! I've had three cats and they all found me. Each so different, all wonderful.
Why can't I ever come home to or wake up to a strange cat in MY house????
This is how I have gotten all my cats. I thought that was how it was supposed to work.
That's it you got me for ONE page, if I have to click next 32 times, you can go f**k yourselves.
THATS BECAUSE IT IS A KY BOBCAT WILDLIFE DROOLS AT GETTING KITTENS, TOO MANY ADULTS ARE GETTING KILLED OFF BY ASSHATS... HER IN WILDCAT COUNTRY...
Load More Replies... Funny how many of the cats who "found" new people to live with are yellow tabby cats. Must be a thing. Here's ours. We called him Oscar.
I work from home, so he's my office mascot. OSCAR-DESK...dbbb81.jpg
Is it really just me or does anyone else notice that a lot of threads keep getting repeated after just a few weeks?
Definitely. This one, particularly, does not bother me with repetitions.
Load More Replies... I got a tuxedo cat myself, who likes to yell at me. Frequently lying about not having been fed. I notice so many of these are tuxedo cats. Is it because tuxedo cats like to yell a lot, or is it that they're so damned cute when they do? (I love white whiskers on a black background.)
Once my cat had kittens and they was only a day old. About 4am i was woken by this huge bang in the room the kittens where in. I got up and went in and saw this huge black cat in the room.. in my sleep deprived state all I could think was to say ‘who the f**k are you?’ Like it’s gonna answer me 🤷🏻♀️😂
One day my grandad (long before me) was driving home from work on the oil rigs when he found a black kitten in the back of his car. It wasn't frightened, so he fed it and took it home. The cat settled in quick, but refused to come into the house... Until Christmas day, when grandma looked up and saw him sitting on the window sill to be let in! And that was that 😂
then you consider that all of the supposedly, 'stray cats', are perfectly groomed. -except this poor little guy poor-kitty...698354.jpg
Now you all do... own a cat, aaahahahaha <3 That how I got 2 out of my 3 cats.
Funny, I want to know more about the cat in the sink. lol did he leave a window open? Super cute. One day I came home to find a stray had gotten into the house too. Roommate's kid left door open. Cat beat up on my actual cats.
My boyfriend came into the kitchen one evening and said there is a cat on the balcony. I looked down and Mr Moon was sitting at my feet. sure enough there was a stinking, starving scared cat on the balcony. We lived on the 17th floor.... Now we have two cats. Meet Skye the pretty boy at the front! IMG_0008-5...57a6f4.jpg
..the people did notice that #28 is a lynx, and didn't just take it to a shelter, right...?
My contribution. Leave an ambulance for 10 minutes and... we have a cat!!! IDontHaveA...1cda2c.jpg
Than how the hell are these cats just magically getting into peooples houses!?
CHER OWNED ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. WE WOULD NOT EVEN LEAVE HER ALONE MORE THAN ONE NITE. SHE DID WHAT SHE PLEASED AND RUINDE THE FURNITURE IN JUST THREE YEARS. BUT WE ARE STILL RICHER FOR HAVING HAD HER IN OUR LIVES AND WOULD NOT TRADE THIS FOR ANY NEW FURNITURE. WE MISS HER!
I believe, maybe, 1 out of 10 of these posts... If you want people to believe you "don't own a cat," you might want to change out the cat-patterned bed linens. Only crazy cat people make their beds in "Early American Cat."
YES IT IS READ UP I SAY ADVISE WILDLIFE INDANGERED SPECIES NEEDS FOSTER FAST
Load More Replies... My cat has been one of these cats on more than one occasion. One time our new neighbor was showering in her second story bedroom and Charlie came wandering in, sat down, and waited for her to get out to pet him.
#28 is a linx not a cat i really hope they didn't keep that cat
#2 picture.... Cat: "It's a good thing I invested in this mobile doggy chair to sit on everywhere I go..." Dog: "But I'm not a ch..." Cat: "Shushh or the claws come out again!" Dog: "Yes fluffles..." Cat: "What's that?!?" Dog: "Yes 'Mister' fluffles" Cat: "Much better..."
The thing is, nobody owns a cat. They live where and when they want and if they don't like something, or something changes, they move on.
BECAUSE CATS HAVE STAFF... DOGS HAVE OWNERS ANY CAT STAFF KNOWS THAT
Load More Replies... Did anyone just thought about how creepy they are ? like, waking up around 2 am and find that cat. Or the one in the closet. They are cute and lovely, but CREEPY AF !
#30 - hunched up cat in a red shirt? Looks like the set up for a horror movie.
BOBCAT KY STYLE POSSIBLE REPLANTED BUT IN SERIOUS NEED OF WILDLIFE ENDANGER SPECIES ADVISED CAUSE ASSHATS KILL OFF ADULTS KITTENS ARE GOLD..
Load More Replies... I once woke up to find a large, fluffy black cat at the foot of my bed. I had 4 cats. That was not one of them. XD It bolted the moment I woke up, though.
GOT A 16 POUND SOLID BLACK PERFECT FOR HALLOWEEN AND HE'S A WUSS THAT HIDES WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN..WASTE OF A GREAT PROP...
Load More Replies... I love that these people have amazing personalities and are accepting these babies.. So beautiful
Seriously, do people just leave doors and windows without screens wide open while gone, or sleeping? How are all these cats just showing up without being let in?
NAW YOU ARE STAFF AND EXPENDABLE IF THEY FIND A BETTER STAFF SO GET GOOD FAST
Load More Replies... This. You don't own a cat? Surprise! You do now. Waking up to a random cat snuggling with me would make me lol, I own 2 cats and if one of these suitable guys showed up, I'd say come on in!
YES IT IS AND DOOMED IF NOT WILDLIFE EXTINCTION TEAM DOESN'T KNOW IT BECAUSE THEY WILL COLLAR AND TRACK IF THEY CAN BUT IF THEY CAN'T SOME ASSHAT WILL KILL IT FOR TROPHY
Load More Replies... Where did you find the black cat photo in picture #71? It looks a lot like a cat we have been missing since last August. I am in Wisconsin.
This guy ran into my house one very cold, snowy November and decided he was staying. I had NO plans to get a cat. no-name-ca...3c4a99.jpg
Back when I had roommates, random cats would sometimes appear. Often nobody owned up to it, but it wasn't difficult to figure out how they got there. :-)
A lot of the cats had collars... cute pictures though. Always remember-you NEVER own a cat-THEY own you
The one with the cat and the gator in the tub.. i'd be more worried about the gator than the cat
Dialogue with my neighbour:'Haven't you seen my cat recently?' 'The black one?No.'In an hour the cat returns home.His 2nd home now obviously
And sometimes he comes home after 15 hours and doesn't even want to be fed. And he's super healthy and fine. He's had his dinner already.
Load More Replies... HE IS AND WILDLIFE NEED TO BE TOLD WHEN THEY HAVE A KITTEN SIGHTING THE ARE BEING KILLED BY ASSHATS AND ARE ENDANGERED
Load More Replies... The reason why this is actually so sad is it is likely these cats are abandoned, and seeking human companionship because they miss it. Either because their owner is never home, or moved away and left them.
Cats really go wandering around and even have multiple owners. "Our cat" was known to visit at least 2 more houses frequently. If there is a way to get to a cozy please - they just go. There is food too? Even better.
Load More Replies... AMEN DOGS HAVE OWNERS.. CATS HAVE STAFF REMEMBER THAT
Load More Replies... Everybody knows, you cannot actually own a cat, they own you when the time comes.
AMEN DOGS HAVE OWNERS.. CATS HAVE STAFF REMEMBER THAT
Load More Replies... AMEN DOGS HAVE OWNERS.. CATS HAVE STAFF REMEMBER THAT
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