There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.
More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork
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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style
Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive
How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?
Periods
If Only It Was That Easy
Thank You Tumblr
Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem
Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault
Hope My Credit Gets Approved
A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.
May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?
Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help
I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.
Let’s Go Girls
Posted This On R/Historymemes
Bet They Like It
This Post
Hmmm Yes Ironing
Not How Lesbians Work
If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub
Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?
They Think Women Are Basically Automatons
He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You
Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work
There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.
If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?
Found In My Facebook Memories
The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week
Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having
My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea
Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work
Women Are All Living In A Romcom
Yeahhh Right
Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.
Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes
So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?
Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???
God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*
Did You Know?
Saw On R/Memes
Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl
Not How Feminism Works
Still Not It
Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho
On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!
This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.
We’ve Been Found Out Ladies
It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!
"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"
Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing
I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh
Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face
Eggs Die At 30, Ladies
A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...
Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype
Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.
My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes
Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.
I promise this is a genuine question, but isn't lack of support supposed to be good for weightlifting? IDK how but I do remember my roommates in college who were into lifting doing it barefoot or in converse shoes because they didn't offer support and that was supposed to enhance their workout or soemthing
Load More Replies...A dude wears those to the office? what kind of office is this? Google?
I own 11 pairs of shoes. Aqua blue suede boots, tan boots, Burgundy monkstraps, coffee oxfords, Navy suede casuals, 2 pairs of sports shoes, red loafers, grey oxfords, black oxfords and a pair of blue chukkas. I'm very fond of my shoes.
I LOVE shoes! Right now I think I'm down to only between 20-30 pairs though, as the wife and two boys needs som space for theirs. Back in the day (20 years ago) I hit my peak with over 100 pairs! (Yes, I also have Vans)
Wow. I only have eight pairs of shoes and I don't even like wearing half of them.
Load More Replies...even if we do wear that many shoes we may like it but were also expected to wear it if we showed up to the office or a party or just dinner in vans we would be judged on are chose of shoes but guys wouldn't be and it's just not fair
Speaking as a man, this is pretty true, and I'm jealous that a) women generally have better variety to change their style throughout and between days, and b) they generally have more fashion sense to make use of this. It makes me feel stale, but I am a bit guilty of this picture's stereotype.
I can't be the only one that wears 'gym' shoes to all of these occasions and more. Plus whoever made it forgot slides :p
Sorry ladies, this is true for my wife. Although, I have more than one pair myself. Two, actually.
I can't speak for the women but the man part is only slightly inaccurate (i have flip-flops)
The one for women is true-at least for my family. The one for men is not-again, for my family-my has sneakers, dress shoes, boots, flip-flops, etc.
Puhleese. I know of guys with more shoes than most women I know of.
Logically, women should wear flat shoes or even metallic sneakers to a party, because they are easier to dance in.
I noticed how the men who keep saying that 99% of women are worthless sluts are the same men 99% of women won't touch with a ten-foot pole. So, everybody's happy I guess. Still, some of these (about women's shopping habits or shoes) are just obvious jokes.
I'm going to be honest, I have never owned or worn a pair of heels whatsoever, tennis shoes are just way more comfortable.
I'm female and I wear wear running shoes to everything except when it is super fancy I will wear flats.
Women do buy more clothing and shoes than men though. Not every stereotype is true BUT nor is every stereotype necessarily false. E.g. Stereotype: Asians score higher on the SATs and ACTs. Reality: Yes, Dept. of Ed. data shows that to be the case. Stereotype: Jews earn more than non-Jews in general. Reality: Yes, economists have found that to be true based on IRS data.
at my school literally everyone wear vans or converse no matter gender situation or weather.
Uhh, I'm the right side. I don't even have that many pairs of shoes.
My dad has like 30 pairs of shoes. Also, a lot of men wear dress shoes to work, a party, and dinner.
I have Adidas, rainbow crocks and slippers. That's it bish
Close. However, I wear heels to the office as well as dinner. Muzinos to the gym, and barefoot at home. And good god its horrifying to me to think of being with a man who would wear THOSE shoes anywhere except to the park maybe. Especially to dinner? Adios pal. There are men in this world with excellent taste and style
I wear boots all the time and at home I don't even see a shoe near me
I know a few women like this, but I definitely know a few guys with like a dozen pairs of shoes as well
I just had a discussion on FB where it turns out I, a woman, own far fewer pairs of shoes than two separate guys. They would both laugh their asses off if shown this underneath that comments section.
Any man wearing the gym shoes to anything fancier like office or dinner is not a classy man, sweat stinky shoes at a dinner, no.
I have a pair of sneakers and two pair of sandals, boots, and loafers brown and black...
I do have quite a few pairs of shoes, but only the slippers resemble anything on this list. The slippers actually resemble most of my footwear. I have a back injury and cannot reach to fasten shoes, so mine are clog and mule style. Comfortable and in fun colours
Ugh, Bored Panda. I LOVE your website, but I thought this was a more "feel good" website. This definitely is not it. PLEASE stay away from controversial topics like this and politics.
I have 3 pairs of shoes. 2 are sneakers, 1 pair is fancy/dressy shoes which I wear like twice a year for special occasions, and I find them uncomfortable. This is bullcrap.
And 1 pair of Crocs, which I forgot to mention.
Load More Replies...Dude, I live in converse and vans. If I can find a way to wear converse to something, I will. I'm even planning on wearing custom converse with hand painted sunflowers to my wedding because f**k high heels. I mean don't get me wrong I have several pairs that I cycle through and I like colorful ones, but come on. I'm hardly as bad as some of the sneakerhead guys I've met.
I guess it just goes to show that women have more imagination than men ~
I have a grand total of 3 pairs of shoes, and the only reason I have one is because I don't want to wear tennis shoes to funerals.
Okay my footwear is cowboy boots rain boots combat boots flip flops and running shoes though I do own a couple of pairs of thrift store heels
I hate heels... pretty much refuse to wear them. I have two guy friends though that love them... and by that I mean, they both *wear* them.
fun fact. Heels were originally designed as military equipment. The heel was intended to catch in a stirrup. here's Luis XIV in heels *and* tights. Rigaud_Lou...a67a68.jpg
Load More Replies...Innacurate on both parts just stay on bored panda all day at home and don't wear any shoes!
This seems to assume that every guy is some slacker. Guys own and wear all kinds of shoes.
Those look like they have no support for the gym or any exercise-based walking, and what kind of twat goes to the office or (presumably nice) dinner wearing Vans?
Hahahaha and then they're mad when i wear heels bc then I'm taller than them. Logic 404
Um...it’s bad professionalism to wear sneakers at work. If you want the job, f*****g dress like it! The women’s work shoes look more practical, nice looking and entirely too uncomfortable/dangerous.
Depends on the company dress code. In ours (large company of 3500 people) you dress for the interview and after you start work you wear jeans and takkies (sneakers) every day, including the CEO. Very few ladoes wear heels and blazers or suits are unheard of, except for board meetings. If I had to change jobs to a more corporate environment I would need a new wardrobe.
Load More Replies...officially a man now! didnt know how i hadnt figured this out but this clears it all up!
My household shoe rack partially bears this one out. I have 4 pairs of shoes (posh for office, boots for walking, trainers for running, slip-ons for trips to the bins or car). That takes up the bottom shelf. The 3 shelves above this are all my wife's and then there are more in the bedroom. Still I know guys with plenty of shoes as well, just not me.
My husband has more pairs of shoes than I do. I have two, one for outside and slippers for inside. He has one for the gym, one for outdoor activities, one for fishing, one for fancy stuff, one for hot but dry weather, one for hot but wet weather and slippers for indoors :D
Just Order A Sex Doll At This Point...
From R/Niceguys. Thats Not What Mommy Did
For Me That’s More Of A Dream Than A Nightmare...
Well, I'd have gone for "losing loved ones to horrible accidents or illnesses", but what do I know, must be my PMS speaking.
Til That I Am Not Marriage Material
Yes Because All Women Want Is Money
I'm Embarrassed To Say My Own Mother Posted This
Honestly I'm Not Sure If This Is Supposed To Be A Joke Or Not...
Who Hurt You Man????
Woman Don't Have Hobby's, Apparently
Says the guy who just posted on social media. Probably all these women just weren't interested in HIS hobbies, so they must not have any.
This One Simple Trick Reveals A Woman’s Intelligence In Seconds - Doctors Hate It!
Cause Girls Only Wants Chads
Facts
I Guess I'm Laughing At You, Then...
Because It’s Not Possible For Women To Enjoy Quality Over Quantity In Conversation!
Hmmm
I Get The Feeling That This Guy Disregards Women’s Feeling Pretty Often
Somebody On 9gag Trying To Justify A Law That Allows Men To Slap Women
All Confrontational Women Were Molested At Some Point
I Thought That A Few Technology Memes Might Be Entertaining For Me, A Computer Science Major. Welp
Women Are All Alcoholics
At First I Got Annoyed At This Comment, Then I Just Got Sad
This Is Not A First World Problem!!!
At Least It's Not The Chemicals In The Water....?
I Can't Even Comment On It, Just Look At It. Priorities
Because A Household Isn’t An Equal Responsibility
Girls Only Like Guys That Are 6 Feet Tall!
On A Post Where A Woman Explained A Distain For Men Grabbing Her Bottom When Passing Her In Public Spaces
Thanks, Don. Good To Know
Okay, so assuming that neither short hair (from one of the previous photos), nor long hair are attractive, what should we do? Get bald?
Women Didn’t Evolve To Be Funny
Women Lose Their Use After 24, Good To Know
Thinking
Not How Emotions Work
I Wonder If Stay-At-Home Dad's Blow This Woman's Mind
Apparently Women (Or Human Beings Like Me) Don’t Have To Learn Sciences Nowadays!
I am a girl. I go to a Science-focused school. It's LA not La. I don't know where La is. Go to school sometimes, you misogynistic potato.
Please Help! I've Painted My Nails And Now I'm Surrounded By Alpha Males
I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies...I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies...In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies...Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies...I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies...Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies...Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies...Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies...You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies...I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
Load More Replies...It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
Load More Replies...I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies...I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies...In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies...Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies...I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies...Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies...Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies...Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies...You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies...I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
Load More Replies...It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
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