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This Woman Had The Best Comeback Ever To A Man Who Said To Stay Away From Women With Dyed Hair
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This Woman Had The Best Comeback Ever To A Man Who Said To Stay Away From Women With Dyed Hair

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Alexander J.A Cortes calls himself a “trainer,” “writer,” and “speaker,” and a life coach of all sorts but his recent tweets made a lot of women attribute quite a few nasty labels to him as well.

“Unnatural hair colors in [a] woman are a warning signal to stay away,” Cortes opened. “It’s an example [of] Aposematism – the phenomenon of poisonous animals in nature advertising their toxicity and lethality.”

He then went on to explain why men should stay away from women who use hair dyes. “You gentlemen want an obvious example of a red flag?” Cortes asked. “It doesn’t get more obvious than that.”

Immediately, people started replying to Cortes. And while some actually agreed with him, after Julie Grundy dropped the best comeback, many started expressing a different opinion.
One day later, Cortes gave men contradictory dating advice. “Don’t date women who are picky eaters,” he said. According to him, “How you do one thing is how you do everything,” and all the female picky eaters that he has encountered were “hesitant,” “not curious,” and had “fixed mindsets.” On the other hand, women he knew who loved new foods were “fun,” “adventurous,” and “always curious.”

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Some people have actually agreed with him

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People started seriously opposing him

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do these types always pull the "this isn't attractive to men" card? Tell you a secret, they're not doing it for men. And men are not a hivemind, people happen to have different preferences.

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Cassie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get what is going through the minds of guys who make arguments like "that is not attractive to men, ladies" as if everything a woman does is somehow with a purpose of attracting a male and often times that male in particular. Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around you. Same goes for women who make the same argument about men.

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... He picks a fictional comic character... to prove his point? Okay, then, let me counter that with... say, Sailor Mercury! Blue hair, kind heart, her sense of responsibility is just right and she's so smart and clever. Game on, people! Let's prove that guy wrong with our favourite comics characters! ♥

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diane a
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Little Pony - rainbow hair and totally innocuous, exept maybe to him - playthings of the young "She Devils"

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he got rejected recently by a woman with "unnatural hair color" and tries to get his revenge. Taking the whole female population as his target. Another "nice guy" :)

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He had a crazy girlfriend with an unnatural hair color & now he's triggered by unnatural hair colors.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do these types always pull the "this isn't attractive to men" card? Tell you a secret, they're not doing it for men. And men are not a hivemind, people happen to have different preferences.

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Cassie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get what is going through the minds of guys who make arguments like "that is not attractive to men, ladies" as if everything a woman does is somehow with a purpose of attracting a male and often times that male in particular. Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around you. Same goes for women who make the same argument about men.

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... He picks a fictional comic character... to prove his point? Okay, then, let me counter that with... say, Sailor Mercury! Blue hair, kind heart, her sense of responsibility is just right and she's so smart and clever. Game on, people! Let's prove that guy wrong with our favourite comics characters! ♥

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diane a
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Little Pony - rainbow hair and totally innocuous, exept maybe to him - playthings of the young "She Devils"

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he got rejected recently by a woman with "unnatural hair color" and tries to get his revenge. Taking the whole female population as his target. Another "nice guy" :)

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He had a crazy girlfriend with an unnatural hair color & now he's triggered by unnatural hair colors.

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