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They say that you should love your neighbor as yourself. But let’s be frank, doing this is next to impossible with some people. They’re loud, rude, entitled, and obnoxious. And they make your life a living hell.

The worst ones of the bunch get called out online. Some people send screenshots of egregious next-door behavior and chats to ‘Neighbors From Hell,’ a popular Instagram account. We’re featuring some of the most infuriating posts below, so scroll down to check them out. And share these with your toxic neighbors so they take a hint.

#1

Humorous wall text about neighbors and a one way frosty glass in a bathroom, perfect for living in the middle of nowhere.

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Squirrel Chaser
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that were to happen to me, the neighborhood would need PTSD counseling.

Nova Rook
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm reminded of the spam emails I get where they threaten to send n**e pictures of me to people I know - buddy, go to the people I know and threaten to send them nudes of me, they will happily fork over cash to avoid that nightmare.

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Janissary35680
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrong thread. These are not awful but awesome next-door neighbors.😄

MistBorn
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think they were referring to the one with the mirror , but I guess it wasn’t on purpose

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Abel
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And we can't stop watching!"

Blue Bunny of Happiness
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother had to have a chat with the students living opposite about how they might want to ask their landlord for a blind in the bathroom particularly if two of them were “using it” at the same time….

Uncle Panda
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2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"So... can I see the judges' scorecards?"

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    #2

    Text post about a neighbor dispute over borrowing ketchup, highlighting frustration with current neighbor interactions.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beggars can’t be choosers.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not beggars, but my brother in law and sister in law were going through a rough patch and he got hired somewhere, so we got them a $75 gas card at the C store at the end of their block, so he had gas for the commute for the first week or two. My MIL slipped and told my wife SIL was miffed as the cigarettes there are too expensive. "Gee Cindy, won't happen again"...it didn't.

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    Wang Zhuang
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer Heinz also, but I can't stand choosy beggars

    James016
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best of Next Door has so many examples of this type of pettiness. It's brilliant

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use the Neighbourhood app. Just don't. The world is s**t enough without this toxic AF creation.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish ketchup brand preferences were the height of stupidity as current levels

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is actually correct. Stupidest or most stupid. Just curious.

    NoRestfortheQWERTY
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English as a foreign language teacher here. "Stupid" does not conform to the rule that determines our -ly comparatives (one syllables, or two if they end with y or -ly, like "healthy.") But "stupider" and "stupidest" are in common use and Oxford lists them. This means that "stupid" would be an irregular adjective/adverb.

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    Bad Alchemy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... we're living in the stupidest timeline in history" is my new response to foolishness. Thanks, OP.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neghborhood app is like a glorified version of fb but everybody complains and trolls. Not useful at all.

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    #3

    Screenshot of a humorous warning about dog p**p on driveway, showcasing a unique message in middle of nowhere living context.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your neighbour is Liam Nesson! You are screwed. RUN!

    Still Going
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, they could consider changing their identity and their looks, as well as moving to the other side of the world...but running seems cheaper.

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    Emilu
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still like Seth McFarlane's version of this. "I'm not going to be able to remember the speech. .... I don't have any money." -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsu8vL2YyPQ

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...And I will move it onto your front porch

    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's seen too many Liam Neeson movies.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it turns out it was a coyote, skills will be tested.

    There’s no single recipe for dealing with bad neighbors. Every situation and relationship is unique. That being said, there are still principles and strategies that you can broadly apply in most circumstances. Spoiler warning: everything revolves around proper communication and holding your ground while also not being overly pushy.

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    Reader’s Digest suggests that you try to strike a diplomatic balance when interacting with toxic people next door. “You want to do your best to defuse the situation without going to DEFCON 1 right away—after all, you have to live next to these people for years—but you also shouldn’t be a pushover.”

    #4

    Text message exchange discussing a food delivery driver checking cars in a driveway in a remote location with no neighbors.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 90s, there was a brief period where I could order a pizza from the bar and get the delivery guy to take us both to my home.

    Julia Ford
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT HAPPENED?? Were there other cars in the driveway?

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have asked for a picture while they were at it. I mean, if you're going to stalk your husband, do it properly. Get receipts.

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the delivery guy has a dash cam? Another $20 tip for the video?

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaannnnd Then what happened cant leave us hanging

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    #5

    Screenshot of a social media post about theft and security concerns in a neighborhood, highlighting desire for peaceful living.

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    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be thankful that it wasn't a Trump flag stolen. The malignant narcissistic, shallow, unintelligent, demented, orange man would demand that the FBI investigate you, and his hand-picked incompetent AG,indict you. Then, have ICE & the military invade your home town.

    sfgothgirl
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to include the National Guard - he loves to include them in his shenanigans

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    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint a Biden flag on a metal sign post and drive it 3” (sorry, this is US politics so I’m using imperial) down in his yard. Make him work to pull it out. If you can manage it, cement the sign in place. Then put a gay rights flag next to it. Wait a month and add Black Lives Matter.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then a trans flag to really work them up.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theft and a more serious offense - suppressing free speech.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me in 2008 and 2012 with my Obama signs. They'd tear it down, I'd put a new one up. I live in a very liberal neighborhood now, so don't have this happen so much.

    Tracy J
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our "no Kings"" sign didn't last 24 hours. Plenty of Cheeto signs have been flying for years....

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    #6

    Text message exchange about a teen repainting house numbers on a curb, highlighting privacy and property concerns.

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    Spencers slave no more
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue is 100% in the right here. Without their permission it is vandalism and the neighbour needs a reality check.

    Funhog
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reality check, yes... definitely not a monetary check.

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    Rob Erlich
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the fact that gray's son is called Grayson.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think gray doesn't realize that what their son did, though well-meaning, could be considered a crime. If I were blue, I would tell gray that not only am I not paying for the unsolicited service, but I could also call the police on them if they don't quit begging for money.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Make them call. It's so much more humiliating.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how it ended, real or not. I hate cliffhangers!

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how a kerb is private property, but nevertheless what world do they live in that they can force someone to pay for a service they didn’t request?

    Robyn Hill
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not 100% sure about the curbs, but in many American towns, the sidewalks are the responsibility of the homeowner, not the city. They don’t exactly own them, but have to maintain them.

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    Ray Bolen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go paint their garage door and send them a bill

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may be thick. Not happening. And I will go to council over this.

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put an invoice for the paint removal in the envelope for grey to pick up after school.

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    There are plenty of ways to tackle problems with your neighbors. One of the best tools in your arsenal is simply talking to them face-to-face. Many issues can be simple misunderstandings. You should try to actively listen to the people next door while you ask them questions about whatever it is that bothers you.

    If you’re not able to speak with your neighbors in person or if a friendly chat solved nothing, then try emailing them or sending them a text message. The upside here is that now you have a written record of the issue. Keeping a digital or paper trail can be invaluable if things escalate further in the future.

    #7

    Text message exchange about electric car charging and neighbor disputes in a remote community with no neighbors.

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    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just one cord". Do they think that every single device uses exactly the same amount of electricity?

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Just a cord'... Hah. The electricity cost for charging a vehicle isn't as expensive as gasoline, but it's not so much cheaper that it's not comparable.

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    Paul C.
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live in a ground floor flat that had a water tap at the back of the house. I found my upstairs neighbour was using it twice weekly to wash his two cars with a hose at the front of the house. I said could he not, as I was paying for the water. He said oh it's not much and it's so much easier. I had to remind him that I had worked in his flat and knew full well that there was a garden style tap under his kitchen sink, that was closer to the front of the house, than my tap.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Also, can you give me your wifi password, please? And.can I use your bathroom?...No? You are a bad neighbour!" 😄

    Julie S
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also can I sleep with your wife? What do you mean no? You are a bad neighbour!

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    SheHulk
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because electricity is free! Isn´t it?

    George Costanza
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on how much you drive an EV will cost as much as powering your entire house. It's not free.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, such entitlement .... and ignorance.

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop acting entitled. If you want something special, then pay for the damned thing!!

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I live out in the boonies away from people. I hate stupid and I hate neighbors. I particularly hate stupid neighbors.

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    #8

    Text conversation about a cat urinating on a laundry line, showing neighbor disputes in remote living situations.

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    LB
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person whos laundry can't dry in their own yard because a cat pisses on it has a right to be... pissed.

    BrunoVI
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a funny line but I prefer dry humor.

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    Bad Alchemy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I really don't see how a cat can walk on a clothesline AND simultaneously urinate. Cats are usually very cautious about where they go. Somehow highwire piddling doesn't add up. This sounds made up to me.

    Spencers slave no more
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially considering it's a female cat. I'm more inclined to think squirrels or rats.

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    Earonn -
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have lots of cats around and I haven't seen any ever walking on our laundry lines. Let alone pissing on the laundry - they do that on fixed spots in the bushes. Marking something that gets removed again and again isn't really cat behaviour. However, in case blue has such a strange cat, grey is right to be angry about it.

    Caffeinated Ape
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... and presumably this was shared by blue because in my experience the right-justified and darker text bubbles are from one's own phone... so this is extra weird because they seem to feel they're in the right, here?

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    KatWitch57
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to find out if the laundry is near to a shrub called Buxus - that stuff stinks of cat urine worse than any tom cat! And in a lifetime of observing cats I simply do not believe that any cat can walk a tightrope AND squat on it! Squirrels however .....

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your cats inside. It’s not hard

    GenericElder
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda Bear: It greatly depends on the cat. We started caring for a local stray, got him neutered, de-wormed, and vaccinated. Put him on monthly flea prevention, feed him healthy meals 3 times a day, fresh water, soft beds, clean litter box, toys, scratching posts. Thought he'd settle down to an indoor life. But if he wants OUT and we don't open the door he will loudly and repeatedly yowl - last time we tried to ignore this, he did it non-stop, about every 10 seconds for 2 full hours. We gave in, he went out, peed in our grass, roamed the neighborhood for an hour or so, then demanded to be let back in. He now comes and goes as he pleases. We have zero control, and are merely his servants. Our grass has not suffered in any way, but it drives one neighbor utterly mad. Our servant salary is paid in deep rumble-purrs, happy head butts, warm snuggles, and the right to pet him as long as he likes, WHEN he likes.

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    Robyn Hill
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would need video proof of this. I have cats. I have a clothes line. Never the twain have met.

    Abel
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An sterilized cat is much better as a pet. I lerned it the bad way. I have had a couple of cats as pets in my life, and the first one was an stranded one and while it was ok most of time, when he was on heat season, pee marking and meeowing midnight was mandatory. The second one, sterilized. No problem.

    Bryn
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    2 months ago

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    even altered animals need to pee. This has nothing to do with marking

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    Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that cat owners allways feel they are by no means responsible for what their pet does? My neighbors d**n cat is constantly pissing in my late wifes flowerbeds and it makes me mad. It has ruined the rhododendron and the hydrangea allready and if i speak to him about it i get the " cats cant be trained, they do what they want". Buddy, when my dog dug a hole under the fence and dug a few more in your garden, i fixed it. Also, the little sht likes to annoy my dog, it jumps at her so she get startled and scared. She is an old dog, so zero chance that she is going after the cat. I swear to god, if i ever catch that vile creature in my garden, i will kick it right to north korea 😡. Sorry for long text, had to vent. Never liked cats but now i am at a point where i actively hate them

    Colleen Glim
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Responsible cat owners do exist and I’m one of them. If this was my cat I would be offering to rewash the laundry and making d**n sure the cat was inside. This is just a sh*t person

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    Verena
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat people expect that the entire neighbourhood has to accept their pets in their gardens and toilets. Cat people freak out when my pets do the same. So here's the deal: Cat owners fence their garden of so the cat stays inside their property (yes, it is possible), and I keep mine on mine. The smallest of my pets discoverd yesterday how entertaining it is to hunt cats. Cat was freaked out by being followed by 500kg of a pony.

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    #9

    Dog stuck on a yellow fire hydrant in a quiet neighborhood scene with trees and houses nearby

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    JL
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that dog understands how dogs usually use hydrants.

    KatWitch57
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should not have gone this way. Blue notified owner of a problem. Grey should have responded with "thanks" and sorted the problem! Personally I would have got the dog off the hydrant and taken it home to be cared for and then called the owner. But then we no longer have collective sympathy and helpfulness.

    Asri
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is playing The Floor is Lava

    Robert Miller
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is just trying to escape the stupid .

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not the blue person's hydrant. That is the city's hydrant. Why are they so worried about the dog on the hydrant? That is not their dog.

    Dorothy Smith
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNBELIEVABLE...stupid person to tell neighbor to get their dog off a hydrant

    Green Shoe Laces
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not believe it is stupid of them to let their neighbor know that their dog is on that hydrant. I beileve the point of letting them know is because their dog got loose, it's not in their yard, it is unaccompanied by anyone so once it does get off the hydrant hopefully it won't get hit by a vehicle or get lost or stolen. It's an unexpectedly cute photo that i would appreciate getting if it were my dog and i was not there to take it.

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    pam mcgee
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should've turned off your phone b4 you typed the 1st text!!

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares that a stupid dog is sitting on a hydrant?!!

    Kris Lara
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions. Why was the dog on the hydrant? How long did he remain on the hydrant? Is this normal activity for dogs that have access to hydrants?

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    #10

    Black llama standing alone in front of a modern house in a remote area with no neighbors under a blue sky.

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    John Mosley
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Llama distribution system? Nice.

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you get one. Then its- wth do i do with this?

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    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE to find a llama (or alpaca) in my yard!

    Janissary35680
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that this one seems to be on a upper-story balcony or patio.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they have a service in Tibet called Dial-A-Llama...I may have misheard.

    Major Harris
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is lost after being in the credits of "holy grail"! Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama Producer MARK FORSTATER Assisted By EARL J. LLAMA MILT Q. LLAMA III SY LLAMA MERLE Z. LLAMA IX Directed By 40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA) REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

    Barong
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Møøse once bit my sister... Costume Designer HAZEL PETHIG No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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    HappyOne
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro you just got a free llama, stop complaining.

    #11

    Text message exchange about loud TV and dogs barking between neighbors in a quiet rural setting with no neighbors nearby.

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    John Mosley
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work it out? Ok, your door is open and I know you're not home. Your TV will be in your yard when you get home. I turned on your sprinklers for you while I was there.

    TruthoftheHeart
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo your answer is breaking and entering, theft, and destruction of property? Smart

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    GalPalAl
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals have sensitive hearing and don't need the tv to be loud passive aggressive lying neighbor

    Science Nerd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leave a trail of food for the neighborhood cats & dogs to follow in. Better is if there is a feral cat community or neighbor raccoons. Still trespassing on property but not entering the house.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who TF leaves doors open when they're not at home?

    Anthony Elmore
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... it's not entirely an invalid point. Depending on how often the dog barks. It can get pretty grating, and it's frequently a sign that they're not taking care of their dog. That being said, I don't even know if blue's dog or the other neighbor's, or even if the amount of barking is unreasonable. I love dogs, but I don't want to hear them barking all day, and expecting them to your neighbors to put up with it isn't much more considerate than expecting your neighbors to put up with the loud TV for the sake your cat's comfort, and I'm pretty sure that's the point grey was trying to make.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All neighbours from hell.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd post that to NextDoor or Patch.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I think I'm about to hear your toilet overflowing all day."

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surrealist. I dont know if Harold and Chloe are human, dogs or cats...

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    #12

    Text message exchange highlighting a driveway dispute, illustrating challenges of living in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors.

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    Janissary35680
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tow truck's phone number should be on the OP's speed dial so they can call before arriving home. A cloud-based IP camera focused on the end of the driveway would also be useful.

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found out in the UK it’s an offence to prevent people leaving their drive way but not to prevent them accessing it.

    BrunoVI
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found out the hard way that in one state, it's illegal to block your own driveway with your own car. The rationale is that emergency vehicles may have to access your driveway. Keep in mind, this is the DRIVEWAY, not a space near any fire plug or public utility. Found out that "Commonwealth" means the state figures it owns everything; they just ditched a hereditary monarch for an elected one.

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    Verena
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't people have friends running car dealerships anymore? They have these supporters on wheels which go under the wheels of a car to position them in the showroom. Go and borrow them, push he car to a safe spot, remove them and your neighbour will get crazy.

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If blocking the driveway is illegal in some areas, just park behind him, two cars in the same driveway is legit.

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    Of course, if you fear for your safety, your neighbor is violent, or there’s immediate danger, you should immediately contact the authorities.

    Meanwhile, depending on the severity of the situation, you might want to escalate the conflict to the highest level by seeking legal representation and taking your neighbor to court.

    #13

    Text message exchange showing a neighbor dispute, highlighting the desire to live in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors.

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    Matteic
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it's time to put a fence between the driveways...

    Uncle Panda
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a neighbor who didn't like me but I'd wave every time he drove by. One day downtown, he accosted me with, "Why are you always waving, you know I don't like you?!" "I'm not waving at you, I'm waving at your dog. No need to spite a good dog just because his owner is mean." I think he started taking a different route after that.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just say that you are being polite and that you dont have any problem with them. That will add more hate in their sick minds.

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    Earonn -
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your driveway your rules, but I fail to see the issue if neighbours use it occasionally?

    pam mcgee
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A*****e panty waist entitled driver 🤬

    Science Nerd
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caltrops in the driveway? Just remember that they’re there before you pull in.

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    #14

    Handwritten note about wife leaving and dog barking, capturing the isolation and challenges of living in the middle of nowhere.

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    BrunoVI
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cory sounds reasonable.

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    #15

    Text message exchange about mask-wearing and personal liberty highlighting reasons to live in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors.

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    Sam Trudeau
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Branch Davidian style stuff here.

    nicholas nolan
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plague rat is also likely an ammosexual, so DJ Blue Bubble needs to tread carefully.

    Chilli
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a whole playlist dedicated to annoying my older brother until he gets out of bed and ready for school. Some of the songs are The First Step, Candy Store, Space Age Bachelor Man, Meet The Plastics and Meant to be Yours

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post needs more context. If they are neighbors living yards apart, why demand the mask? If they are co-workers at a company, then this post shouldn't be in this thread. If they live in an apartment building and one is coughing and yakking while others are around, then I am rooting for the 4am techno music.

    PenguinEmp
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you can't play music that loud at 4am or at any time. It's called disturbing the peace. Any time a noise ruins the enjoyment of someone's property, it becomes illegal.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the priority of life being less important than a piece of cloth

    Bad Alchemy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    Grumpy old man
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motorhead 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

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    In the meantime, Time magazine states that if you’re dealing with noisy neighbors, you should consider talking with them about this the next day, when you’re well-rested. That way, you’re “less likely to snap.”

    If you can, phrase your request for peace and quiet in a collaborative way, such as, “Do you think we could find a quiet window after 10 p.m. on weeknights so we can both get enough sleep?”

    #16

    Text message exchange about a tree limb falling on a car, illustrating challenges of living in remote areas with no neighbors.

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    Leg less In Minneapolis
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is an a*****e. Not sure about other countries but the US liability is on the owner of the tree for not taking care of it a it would run through your home owners insurance

    SleepyVampire
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That may vary by state. My neighbor's tree branch fell onto our garage roof and did some damage. Tree is 100% in their yard, but we (and our insurance) were on the hook for paying to fix it because it's our garage. Maybe we could have taken it to court but it didn't seem worth it.

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    Cathleen Cummings
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Leanna and her insurance company sued this guy's a*s off.

    Mike F
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? If it's a healthy tree and lost a limb due to a storm, most municipalities will tell them the same thing OP did. If it was diseased however, and the owner was aware, that's a different story.

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    Eggwodd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the reason. A healthy tree, storm knocked off the limb, neighbors problem. if the tree was diseased, obviously needed attention/trimming, the tree owner's problem.

    Science Nerd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The homeowner needs to work through his insurance company, who will then contact the neighbor if it thanks they’re responsible. And why does it matter if the man has no legs? Is him doing the cleanup himself the only option?

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the tree was perfectly healthy and was knocked down my heavy winds and rain I get why Blue doesn't think they need to help, but if the tree was old and dead and frail, Blue needs to step tf up

    Jonas Fisher
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I really don't think it does. There's a common law precedent that negligence has to be proven for the tree owner to be held liable. Can you find a state where the law says otherwise?

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    #17

    Text message exchange about annoying wind chimes and noise, illustrating desire for peaceful living in the middle of nowhere.

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    Leg less In Minneapolis
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gong garden? That sounds like something nobody needs

    sfgothgirl
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe it's something that everybody needs!

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    Mreoww
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m having trouble believing someone could actually sound so deranged (grey person), but who knows.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, with the last reply, a vandalism charge should b easy to press.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah F other people's annoying noise makers. Cut them down every time they put them up.

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just guessing but I don't think this was their first rodeo!

    EmJay
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a gong garden grow?

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fertilizer doesn’t need much in the way of nitrogen, phosphorus, or potassium, but metal supplicants may be necessary.

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    Abel
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "FU%&#NG TREE HUGGERS! My revenge will be epic!"

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    #18

    Text message exchange about kids causing damage by driving a truck and hitting fruit trees in a rural setting with no neighbors.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, they do sound feral to me. Joe’s not helping at all.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you only need to use the term "vermin" once. 😂😂😂

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    Earonn -
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why describing it all? Just say "they are destroying my property, you get them and pay up, or it's police and small claims".

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because being specific elicited an acknowledgment from Joe that his kids are damaging the property in renumerable ways. Joe just lost a claim.

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are not willing to control your demon spawn, don’t have them. Don’t be silly, wrap your willie

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who TF allows an EIGHT-YEAR-OLD drive a truck?

    michelle
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously satire. Chill out

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    KatSaidWhat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs escalation. Those texts are admission by default.

    Robyn Hill
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the 8 year old is driving a truck, why is no one calling the cops?!

    JL
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me a little video recording and a call to local police can resolve a lot of this.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kid is feral and Joe taught them to be feral

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple solution. Call the police. That kid needs an intervention before it's too late.

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    By being more diplomatic, you’re focused on solving the problem at hand, instead of blaming your neighbor (even if they’re fully in the wrong). Personal attacks, over-the-top judgment, and a holier-than-thou attitude aren’t as effective as directly looking for solutions.

    #19

    Text message exchange about a broken fence letting a valuable dog escape, fitting remote living and no neighbors theme.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dàmn breeders, breeding dogs smaller and smaller. /s

    mp7dvnrw85
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the dog is a Belgian Malinois that’s a pawhold to freedom - enough to make a safe fence into one the dog can scramble over. The price is for a trained, working dog. A military trained malinois could easily be worth $100,000.

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be clear, the dog is not worth $100,000. That's the price we taxpayers overpaid to a military subcontractor gouging us to help perpetuate an unending war.

    Asri
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've never priced an epilepsy alert or seeing eye dog I take it.

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    BadWolf
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a big dog could jump up there and hurt its nose or paws

    Bad Alchemy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? I doubt there is any dog worth "over $100,000" unless it is made of gold and encrusted with jewels.

    Scott Rackley
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fully trained guide dogs only cost 60k or so

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    #20

    Text conversation about cleansing space and negative energy, emphasizing healing and wisdom in a peaceful, remote setting.

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    Leg less In Minneapolis
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that’s a space I am sharing, a pitcher of water poured over these people would work

    Jerusalem Cat Syndrome
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Neighbors". The thread is about neighbors, not roommates.

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    Anthony Elmore
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I burn sage and pretty thick incense most of the time, but I get the feeling they live in like an apartment building or a duplex-like setup. You definitely don't make heavy use of it when it's gonna bother the other people living there. Also, I get the feeling that OP is not doing this with a window open, which is why it's so strong for the other person. You're supposed to open a window when you burn sage. The smoke is said to absorb the evil energies and then escape through the window. If you leave the window shut, the evil energies just kind of.... gets deposited back into the room. Or in this case, apparently blue's room. Good airflow is a necessity for successful smudging. I mostly just burn mine because I enjoy the smell, but I still have a habit of making sure that the smoke can escape.

    pam mcgee
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like the "sages" are mentally ill and shouldn't reside in normal neighborhoods!

    #21

    Apartment building with multiple political flags displayed on the balcony in a quiet residential area with no neighbors.

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    Twizzle Sticks
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the banners on the right I'm reminded of a post by Ariana Grande. She worte, “I want to check in with trump voters. I have one very genuine question: it’s been 250 days. now that immigrants have been violently torn from their families and communities have been destroyed, now that trans people have been blamed for virtually everything and live in fear, now that free speech is on the brink of collapse for us all — has your life gotten better?” the message read. The post continued: “Have your groceries gotten cheaper? Has your health insurance premium gone down? Has your work/life balance improved? Can you take a vacation yet? Are you happier? Has the widespread suffering of others paid off for you in the way he promised it would, or are you still waiting?”

    nicholas nolan
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How little do you want to go to a barbecue with either of these people?

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The light side and the dark side of the force, no denial.

    Eggwodd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look who's laughing now...

    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgive me, but shouldn't the Ram be parked where the Jeep is? 2" lift, custom tires..?

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am liberal to the bone. But I have a lifted ram and I love it. Don’t be judging

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    Unkeptwoman
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    Same bird, different wings

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    Another major issue that people deal with is their neighbors smoking in their yard or balcony, which can get into your home. According to Time magazine, in these situations, you may want to give your neighbor the benefit of the doubt. At least at first...

    #22

    Text message exchange about hosting a small, quiet Labor Day gathering with vaccinated friends only.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you gotta be unvaccinated?

    EmJay
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smell your cooking so now feed me.

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I hate uncivilized neighbors!

    #23

    Sign warning residents about a lease violation for putting bodily fluids in elevators in a remote living area with no neighbors.

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always bring my bodily fluids into an elevator, but I always take them with me when I leave.

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No spitting. Or sneezing.

    HappyOne
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    elevator’s occupied. please don’t come in.

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pathetic they have to post this 🫩

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    #24

    Text message conversation about kids at an ice cream truck, highlighting concerns about health and protection outdoors.

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    Chilli
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    protect the goddam ice-cream man

    pam mcgee
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorant people abound! Quarantine means you and yours stay behind closed doors!

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    BrunoVI
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    Direct sunlight DOES k**l the coronavirus very quickly, but not instantaneously; the kids are still capable of transmitting the virus. Telling people to stay indoors at the start of the coronavirus was cruel and incredibly counter-productive. Unfortunately, once people have been told stupid things from authorities, the authorities lose credibility; the truth becomes highly confusing; and people sometimes simply presume the opposite is true. And yes, every other coronavirus in history died on significant exposure to sunlight; the reasonable expectation was to suppose this one might, and to ENCOURAGE sun exposure as POSSIBLY helpful. Instead, we forbade people from bathing in a dilute chlorine rinse (swimming pools) in the bright sun.

    Moving Enigma
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea is to discourage people mingling as it spreads person to person.

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    Your neighbors might not realize how their unhealthy habit directly impacts you in a very real, very negative manner. You may want to appear as friendly and smiley as possible so you show them that you’re not here to ‘ruin’ their ‘fun.’ Keep things nice and breezy, and you stand a better chance of changing other people's minds.

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    #25

    Note complaining about noisy neighbors in a residential setting, highlighting reasons to live in the middle of nowhere.

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    Eggwodd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit there with a leaf blower at the appx time they shake. blow up.

    Linn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤭🤭🤭🤫🤔🤷‍♀️😉

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will people learn that they're not the only people on earth and that they need to be respectful of those around them!! 🙄

    PenguinEmp
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or call the city. We have something here called Rento. If you take it up with property or management and they do nothing, after 30 days the city gets involved. Trust me it gets resolved fast. They don't want the city to rate the building low

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    Dang ol immgrants shaking their leftover cat bones on poor MAGAt 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

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    #26

    Text message conversation showing a tense exchange about masks between neighbors, highlighting no neighbors and communal living issues.

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    SummerVeE
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How quickly people turned on each other

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if someone dies from reckless behaviour like that, i hope you get a manslaughter charge

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawd, people, learn science and politics! Fauci funded the creation of the virus that is no more severe than the flu. Chill and stay healthy.

    #27

    Text message exchange about food delivery mix-up, illustrating moments that make people want to live in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors.

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    BrunoVI
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obv if its kids who stole it, Gray is responsible, but it sounds more like housemates, in which case, why take it out on Gray?

    Jerusalem Cat Syndrome
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Gray is deliberately not telling the neighbor that it could be housemates, which suggests that it is Gray all along.

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    The ‘Neighbors From Hell’ account has been around on Instagram for over a decade. Created back in November 2014, over the years, it has amassed a solid following of 256k people. The fun twist is that you can get featured on the account. You can send any hellish neighbor submissions to the curator of the page via email or IG direct messages.

    #28

    Text message exchange discussing tree trimming near power lines and challenges of living in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors.

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    BrunoVI
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever is trimming the trees should've given notice. Trish is being an a*s about it, but it's not reasonable to expect her to race home from work to move her car. If Trish ignored a notice, she can get her car towed.

    Grumpy old man
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, because city employees are nice like that. What fantasy world do you live in? 🤪🤪🤪

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    Twizzle Sticks
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my state it seems that more and more tree surgeons and landscapers are getting more and more arrogant thinking that they have the right to block roads with their trucks and trailers. It's not uncommon during the summer for me, while driving to work, to have to drive hundreds of yards in the lefthand lane bypassing a couple of dozen landscape truck/trailers who think that they have the right to completely take over and block the righthand lane. Sadly, the cops don't seem to care.

    Julia Ford
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m with green! Notice would be nice.

    #29

    Text conversation about feeding wildlife fruit scraps and concerns about watermelon vines growing, in a remote area with no neighbors.

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    Billo66
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep my specialty grass nice and dry in a cool container.

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just eat gummies. The cops still arrest people that stink of weed under probable cause. "If they break one law, theyre probably breaking others" Rudy is She 18 yet? Julliani

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    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the complainer on this one. Pain in the a*s for people who garden or who just take small, simply pleasure in having a pretty lawn.

    panda#13
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that specialty grass is what I think it is you might not want to get the law involved.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a townhouse condo complex (think of British row houses), which means there HAS to be an HOA. I moved there voluntarily. Contrary to the hysterics and gnashing of teeth on BP, I found it quite advantageous (Don't get me wrong: I can understand how a bad HOA can be Hell) Why should the residents own 100 lawnmowers when one will do? Why do 30 roof replacements with 30 different roofers when its much cheaper to do it all at once? And the community pool was wonderful. The one time I was a little ticked was the time my jack-o-lantern had descendants growing. I found it fun to see the spontaneously growing vine spread across the space between the shrubs. But I suppose it wasn't healthy for the shrubs. And I'm pretty sure the vines ate one of the lazier neighborhood cats.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just put out water?

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    #30

    Text conversation about delivery truck blocking driveway delays in a quiet neighborhood with no neighbors around.

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, walking past 3 houses is too much for them. The neighbour shouldn't have allowed their delivery guys to block a driveway though.

    LamarrKee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the kids can't walk the length of 3 houses, there is something seriously wrong with said kids.

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    K Barnes
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue is an obnoxious troll but... showering while someone delivers and installs your appliance is weird to me.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The kids won’t want to get sweaty”. Seriously, a little sweat never hurt anyone. Live a little. Showers afterwards if it bothers you that much.

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recent study. 70% of kids in the 1960’s used to walk up to .5 miles to school, with a significant number walking up to a mile. Three houses down would not even rate a second stop then.

    Julia Ford
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m on no one’s side here.

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI I used to walk home 2 or more miles from school 1st through 12th. Not everyone has busses At least not in the 70s and early 80s. Kids are fkn spoiled

    Bryn
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, I walked home longer than that.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked further than that to get from the school exit to where my bus was parked outside.

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    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawd, people act so damned entitled!

    cryssH
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell showers while a stove is delivered.

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    Which of these ‘Neighbors From Hell’ pics frustrated you the most? Who are the most hellish people you’ve ever had the ‘pleasure’ of living next door to? How did you handle them? What are your current neighbors like?

    Grab a snack or beverage and share your experiences in the comments section at the bottom of this list. We’re eager to hear all about your nightmare stories.

    #32

    Text message conversation about noise complaints and live PE session in a screenshot showing daily life in remote living pics.

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Distance schooling during the pandemic?

    Justanotherpanda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for building your houses out of cardboard and glue.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to become acquainted with the outdoors -- parking lot, field, cul-de-sac, etc.

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this at all!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent three years with two small children in an apartment over a cranky old bat. I don’t care if children are playing and making noise. They’re children. Noise is gonna happen

    #33

    Screenshot of a social media conversation highlighting noisy neighbors, emphasizing why some prefer to live in the middle of nowhere.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person who actually likes "Wonderwall"? XD

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I've ever heard someone not like the song itself (Honestly, can't help but love the song myself). It's the people who ruin it by taking matters into their own hands and singing it themselves that people dislike 😂 Unless you're Oasis, then you hate it because it means you have to play it with the rest of Oasis.

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    James016
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We drunk sang Oasis songs in the 90s.... This is a throwback to simpler times

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    #34

    Text message exchange about geese swimming in a lake and disputes between neighbors in a remote area with no neighbors.

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    Rob Stevens
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast goose is really tasty.

    AtMostAFabulist
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    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love geeses to pieces ❤️ ♥️

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    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's good for the goose is good for the gander/dog

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawd, whiney people are so annoying!

    panda#13
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I hope you have nightmares tonight about the worst things possible happening to you" -Oddly specific and also a bit unstable

    Linn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂🤷‍♀️😏🤫

    Digital Fantasy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a tiny tiny lake if it bothers them so much that some geese are swimming in it. Definitely Karen.

    Historyharlot93
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOME geese? Any geese are awful. Wild geese hang out and breed on ornamental lakes in a subdivision I drive through. Yards and roads covered in goose p**p are no joke, besides living in fear that a goose will end you. They’re a protected species so the little jerks get away with everything. Voluntarily keeping geese as pets that roam around your neighborhood is obnoxious

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    #35

    Text message conversation showing a gift of slime causing damage to hair and couch in a remote area with no neighbors.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just woke up the dog laughing!

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I dont deal with any nieghbors but 3.

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people actually seem to have worked it out, and no ammo involved!

    Julie S
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peanut butter gets chewing gum out of hair it might work for slime.

    #36

    Clear blue sky with fluffy cloud letters forming a message above a quiet suburban neighborhood scene.

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    sfgothgirl
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this really happened: https://x.com/Michaelregilio1/status/1493317997712207872?lang=ar-x-fm

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if it would, but why not?

    #37

    Note on windshield of a car revealing cheating, highlighting themes from pics that make people want to live in the middle of nowhere.

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    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely want to know! Maybe those in the know could all get together and pummel ryan with tar and feathers!?

    Linn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, ouch! Not the best way to find this out! 😳🤫🤔🫩

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of it all is that this card was found by Ryan's girlfriend's secret lover.

    Eggwodd
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to randomly do this on April 1st

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    #38

    Text message from a psycho neighbor complaining about loud walking at 3:45am, highlighting reasons some want no neighbors.

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one time we had an upstairs neighbor who clomped around in stilt heels in the small hours of the morning. So glad when she left.

    SheHulk
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg!

    Francesa Miller
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We named the guy upstairs "Thumper'. Then he got a sound system and we named that "Thumper Tech". Then he got a large dog and we named that one "Thumper Puppy". He had very loud feet, but at least he didn't bark much.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my upstairs neighbors The Stompersons. Their kid is Stompy Junior. I think they must be part of a clog dancing group. I have no idea how it's possible for anyone to walk that loudly!

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    Linn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to know how to spell “heel’s” if they actually want to be taken seriously!! 🤷‍♀️🤔🤦🏼‍♀️🤭

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soz, I'll wear injures from now on

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly the elephant in the room....

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about an old queen in cowboy boots? I lived below him in 1977. It was maddening.

    panda#13
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but how is this hypocritical? Genuinely confused

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    #39

    Handwritten warning note threatening karma to the grubhub thief, evoking a desire to live in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors.

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    Leah Brown
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Grubhub was mexican food... a Corona would be perfect!!

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its grubhub. The food was probably super cold anyway

    #40

    Handwritten note complaining about loud dog barking disturbing neighbors, highlighting noise pollution in residential area.

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    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JFC I'd have been HAPPY with just three hours of barking. The feral, inbred, self-entitled pieces of watse matter who I had to endure as ''neighbours'' for just over twenty years, had fkn feral mongrel POS Alsatians that barked, screamed, howled and shrieked (no joke) hysterically for 16+ hours EVERY DAY, NON-STOP. The POS humans would stand there and stare at them, did absolutely NOTHING to control them. To this day I cannot handle dogs barking for any length of time, and I hate, loathe and detest Alsatians with the heat of a thousand suns. One of them also got in my yard, ripped open my double-wired guinea pig hutch, and killed my three pigs I had raised since they were a day old. The ywould also throw themselves, screaming, trying to jump over, the fence while my father cut the grass. The ferals also did nothing to control the dogs while my grandmother lay dying of heart failure (which they knew) I pity with all my heart whoever their new neighbours ended up being.

    Sylvia Baker
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh those poor guinea pigs.... that's awful and heartbreaking

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bark collar? They are illegal where I live. If you have a neighbour like this, log the times the dork barks for two weeks, ask neighbours and then contact Animal Control. Every dog barks every once in a while, but 3 hours straight is by no means 'usual'. The owner will get spoken to at first, then if things continue, they will get a fine and if that doesn't help, the dog will be taken away. A lengthy process, but it's more to give the dog a chance and not the owner.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'dork' should be 'dog' of course....was thinking about a particular neighbour when I wrote this...

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    MsAnnThrope
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can cope with dogs. I cannot cope with screaming kids or revving cars.

    #41

    Inflatable bull on fence with privacy concerns highlighting challenges of living in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors.

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    Eggwodd
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide off your property w/a BB gun. Problem solved. I think it's a blow up "bull ride", like a mechanical bull, but for idiots who drink a ton of Bud in their back yard.

    Ariadne Toms
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the heckfire is that in aid of?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pool toy that is supposed be like a mechanical bull. You put it in the pool and bounce around on it.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A camera facing the private property of someone else is illegal. Where I live, at least. Pointed at a common space, such as a street (doorbell camera's) is ok, but targeted....not without a permit and you need to have a very good reason in order to get one.

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to chill princess. It could be a lot worse. What if that was a real bull's head?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For OP. The camera part, get a mirror and put it on your property and face it toward the camera so the camera will capture the reflection of the camera. If they move or redirect the camera, move or redirect the mirror to face the camera everytime.

    pam mcgee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy the property surrounding your home and beyond as we did. Nice and peaceful.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because everyone has that kind of money just sitting between the sofa cushions...

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    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Hawaiian term for a screened-in porch. Used by builders in Florida to make their homes sound more attractive.

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    #42

    Blue recycling bins and a handwritten sign outside, set in a quiet and secluded outdoor area.

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