“My Parents Don’t Like Me”: 35 People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names They’ve Heard

I was once neighbour to a regilious youthgroup in a hostel in Nicaragua. I remember Chastity, Prudence and Charity... they partied like there is no tomorrow and gossiped nonstop when the leaders of the group where not around

In some spanish speaking countries in the caribbean the name Usnavi is used. The meaning of it ? Its what the parent's would read on the huge boats coming to their shores "U.S Navy"

Around here.they keep naming kids Chasity. I think they're just too badly educated to spell chastity correctly.

I knew a girl who had that same name in high school. I also knew a girl who had the name Khaki, as in the color.

Can’t say her parents didn’t try

Sounds like her mom was trying to tell her something.

Moms a bit bitter about the pregnancy I see.

Fun fact...Paine is "Pressure" in finnish :-D

There was a judge on The Simpsons named Constance Harm.

I heard a story from Denmark where the parents wanter to call their daughter Gylle which in Denmark means manure (from pigs). They claimed it was a common name in the counrty they immigrated from, but imagine the poor girl living in Denmark. Luckily it was not allowed.

Their other kids are Exa dark sidrael and techno mechanicus. Surprisingly, the kids musk has with other women have pretty average names

Reads like a chemical additive

Tell me your parents are trying to get attention.

What is on her stomach? That does.not look like stretch marks.

At least, they won't have any problem in financing the transition to civilized names...

Now that's also just rude.

I knew some kids in HS that named their kid Felonie. They thought it was funny bc she was born before the Mom was 18. Sweet kid too. Poor thing.

Nominative Determinism.

Ok, so I first read that as fe-low-knee. Then wondered about pronunciation so came to the comments. Poor kid.

Tyrant... his real name.

a) how is that legal and b) why didn't they change that as soon as they were able?

He had no other choice but to be a doctor.

Baby Boy and Baby Girl are the default names given to babies when parents fail or refuse to name them, I remember reading somewhere

Spring is an alright man with their last name being green

I’ve said it here on BP for these name posts before, but I legitimately 100% know a Benjamin Dover. That he, too, is also a cis gay male has made for hilarity at his expense or utter incredulity that is his name.

Yeah, we can name children "Property".

Guess it's better than Taxdeduction?

At least it wasn't Commode

That's what we all end up as so may as well give her a heads-up.

"a useful or valuable thing, such as water or time." -Websters dictionary

The airline staff who thought it was an error on the ticket and the mother got offended that somone could make fun of her child’s ”name”

I taught a little girl with this name in the early 2000's. I can only imagine how irritated she was when her name made the news with another kid!

Well give the poor kid a name.

Sssst pronounced Forest (4 S -t)

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Seems a bit fishy. Could've named her Gil-da.