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Article created by: Rūta Zumbrickaitė

If you bring up a topic of ex-partners online, it's likely that at least one person will have something negative to say about theirs. It's just a part of life – some folks just really hate their exes.

And while technically, people feeling hatred for each other is a sad thing, at the same time, it can be rather entertaining, especially when you're not directly involved. This list is proof of that – people roasting their exes by describing them as brands is the comedic gold you never knew you needed. Or maybe you did – either way, today we're serving you a full-blown list of the best examples.

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#1

Close-up of a luxury Rolex watch showcasing detailed craftsmanship and elegant design for brand comparisons about exes. Rolex- he always rolled back to his ex🙄

Bekah🦋🖤 , Lehel Mozgai Report

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    Nighttime city street scene with yellow taxis and brightly lit brand storefronts showing funny and brutally honest brand comparisons. H&M :) (him and his mom)

    sstickyrice , Ibrahim Boran Report

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    #3

    Hand holding remote pointed at TV screen displaying Netflix logo, illustrating funny brand comparisons about exes. Netflix, because I shared him with 3 others and I’m the only one paying

    Kaylee-Bavkup , freestocks Report

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    #4

    Couple sitting on bed looking upset and distant, illustrating funny and brutally honest brand comparisons about exes. ramen noodles cuz hes done in 2 minutes 😭

    jaydenmia37 , Kampus Production Report

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    #5

    White Tesla electric cars charging under solar panel stations in a parking lot, illustrating brand comparisons with electric vehicles. Tesla, ugly and always something wrong with it 💀

    Sonne 🧡 , Kindel Media Report

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    #6

    Close-up of a red Apple phone highlighting brand comparison in funny and brutally honest ex relationships context Apple-always updating but nothing changes

    chaya⁷(^_^) , Athena Sandrini Report

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    #7

    Microsoft logo on wooden wall with artistic ceiling, illustrating funny and brutally honest brand comparisons for exes. Microsoft- it was so micro I thought it was soft

    Ada 🤍 , Angel Bena Report

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    #8

    Young couple sharing a secret while drinking coffee, illustrating funny and brutally honest brand comparisons about exes. Victorias Secret- Cuz Victoria was his secret

    𝓖𝓸𝓱𝓪𝓻 , Ba Tik Report

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    #9

    Hobby Lobby store exterior in a shopping center, illustrating funny and brutally honest brand comparisons for exes. Hobby Lobby, cuz he was an over priced project with religious trauma.

    Ashley/Ash/Aster , Curtis Adams Report

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    #10

    Close-up of a smartphone displaying a white screen with a small Temu app icon, illustrating brand comparisons. Temu, never got what I asked for

    Jodie_Rich , appshunter.io Report

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    #11

    A young couple arguing on a couch, illustrating funny and brutally honest brand comparisons about exes in a home setting. AT&T - gives “unlimited love” then hits you with hidden fees, dropped promises, and a monthly gaslighting surcharge.

    pedrohfigueroa Report

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    #12

    Smartphone displaying brand comparison images on a social media app related to funny and honest brand comparisons. ( Pinterest )full of ideas, zero action 🙂

    cupkisesset🍧 , charlesdeluvio Report

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    #13

    Neon Red Bull logo glowing on a window, representing a funny and honest brand comparison used to sum up exes. Red Bull, gave me wings and anxiety 😂

    kpfollowme , Viktor Forgacs Report

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    #14

    Customer paying at cafe counter while cashier processes payment, illustrating funny and brutally honest brand comparisons. Apple, cuz iPaid for everything

    Paula Kruspe , RDNE Stock project Report

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    #15

    McDonald's illuminated sign against a dark cloudy sky, representing funny and honest brand comparisons of exes. Mcdonalds - anyone can afford to taste.

    Stephaniarossa , Jurij Kenda Report

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    #16

    Vintage Goodwill store sign against a mountain backdrop, illustrating funny and brutally honest brand comparisons. Goodwill because he was charity work

    MaggieMae🌱 , Nosiuol Report

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    #17

    Person holding a red smartphone with painted nails, reflecting on a dark glossy table, illustrating brand comparisons concept. Bluetooth – always claiming to connect, but never actually did.

    Mohammed Benaissa , Kaboompics.com Report

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    #18

    Broken blue and white ceramic pieces scattered on a concrete floor representing funny and brutally honest brand comparisons. Airbnb- temporary stay, left a mess, and ghosted the host.

    bubbles_km , CHUTTERSNAP Report

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    #19

    Ghost wearing a white sheet with a glowing jack-o-lantern face, representing funny and brutally honest brand comparisons. Spirit Halloween because he has so many masks.

    chey , Kaboompics.com Report

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    #20

    A young woman sitting by a window looking thoughtful, representing brand comparisons and reflections on past relationships. Snapchat – disappears the second you need him.

    🥥Cat , Kateryna Hliznitsova Report

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    #21

    Close-up of a newborn baby's feet wrapped in a white blanket, illustrating warmth and comfort themes for brand comparisons. Gerber cause only paper he had to his name was his birth certificate.

    🩵🩵 Ashley 🩵🩵 , Go to Luma Pimentel's profile Luma Pimentel Report

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    #22

    Woman walking alone on a c*****d road with faded paint, symbolizing funny and brutally honest brand comparisons of exes. Wish because I wish I done better.🤷🏻‍♀️

    Jamie Lynn. , Jimmy Kovacic Report

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    #23

    My ex is like TikTok – entertaining, but a complete waste of time 🖐🏾

    ️陰🥷🏾•DeAmbitious Sam Report

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    #24

    Duolingo cuz I never learned the lesson 😭😭😂

    fav.winter Report

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    #25

    Young woman laughing outdoors, wearing a yellow coat and dark scarf, capturing funny and honest brand comparisons style moments. Mango 😂😂 I should have let that MAN GO ages ago

    sidra1310_ , Andrea Piacquadio Report

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    #26

    Dark nighttime image of a Volunteers of America thrift store sign showcasing brand comparisons and humor themes. brand? oh honey, he’s thrifted

    Kai🫶 , Bruno Guerrero Report

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    #27

    Smartphone displaying Google Workspace logo on wooden table, illustrating brand comparisons used to sum up exes. Google Drive – shared himself with the whole office.

    👑Gia👑 , appshunter.io Report

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    #28

    Amazon dated every girl a to z

    STAR ⭐⭐⭐ Report

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    #29

    Colgate – always giving fresh excuses, but leaves a bad taste later.

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    #30

    Iced Starbucks coffee cup with green straw resting on snow, representing brand comparisons in funny and honest ex summaries. Starbucks, cuz he acts like a star but he has no bucks.

    Pordee1118 , Matthias Cooper Report

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    #31

    Close-up of a Nintendo Entertainment System console representing funny and brutally honest brand comparisons used to sum up exes. Nintendo- cause all he did was switch up 🙄

    SHAY.LETRICE , Jason Leung Report

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    #32

    PlayStation – because he treated me like a game.

    Dina Report

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    #33

    Bed bath and beyond. Cause he goes to every bath, bed and beyond in sight

    zackattackkk Report

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    #34

    Lowe's store front with parked cars in lot, illustrating funny and brutally honest brand comparisons about exes. Lowe’s. Because I “Lowe-red” my standards for him.

    diryabeans , Michael Form Report

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    #35

    Group of women laughing outdoors in nature, capturing funny and brutally honest brand comparisons used to sum up their exes. smb said SHEIN because the product was smaller in person 😭

    𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑲𝟏𝟕 ᥫ᭡ , Amie Roussel Report

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