The fall semester is in full swing, and Jimmy Fallon has decided to celebrate it. For the hashtag segment on The Tonight Show, Fallon has asked people to tweet the craziest things about their teachers. And even thought it is a subject he already explored a few years ago, the abundance of hilarious replies prove that it's inexhaustible. From personal remarks about their marriage to social experiments in class, these teachers and professors will certainly remain in their students' memory forever. Just not necessarily in a good way. Scroll down to enjoy the funniest #MyTeacherIsWeird entries and upvote your favorites.

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SnowyLynx
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1 year ago

Hiliarious!

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Iván Galarraga
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1 year ago

What happens in Fenway stays in Fenway

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GoldenAngels
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1 year ago

Oh lord

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Mother Mary Helen
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1 year ago

lmao

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Kevin Camp
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1 year ago

She's teaching. You found a way to speak in a public manner and fill time while keeping your audience engaged. Public Speaking 101.

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Iván Galarraga
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1 year ago

Talking about leaving a mark in life and also in people

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Lily Waffles
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1 year ago

Well he's not wrong

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Last Hurrah
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1 year ago

Said to a group of empty seats.

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Jeff
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1 year ago

Awesome

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Last Hurrah
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1 year ago

And the students never noticed!

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Jeff
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1 year ago

“Secret.. agent man!”

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birdhouse
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1 year ago

That a little morbid. She has unresolved issues.

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Ryo Bakura
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1 year ago

That's how Childish Gambino got his name.

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Sasy
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1 year ago

Lol

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Vlad Horobet
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1 year ago

more like #MyTeacherIsAwesome.

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ADHORTATOR
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1 year ago

....motherf*Ocker (who remembers the parrot on a little train? :-))

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Jeff
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1 year ago

Hahahahah

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Iván Galarraga
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1 year ago

I had a teacher who used to do that same thing but with his prosthetic leg

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Jeff
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1 year ago

Is it just me or is that something that should be on YouTube?

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MauKini
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1 year ago

haha.. Thats a good one!

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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1 year ago

I concur!

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Iván Galarraga
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1 year ago

Same school as the teacher with the glass eye?

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Last Hurrah
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1 year ago

How did he get into a 10th grade English class?

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Mother Mary Helen
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1 year ago

OUTSTANDING!

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athornedrose
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1 year ago

same

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Jeff
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1 year ago

I laughed during history for this!

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Jeff
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1 year ago

Lol

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birdhouse
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1 year ago

Yup, politics definitely has a distinct smell of horse shit.

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Nia Loves Art
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1 year ago

We need someone to flip our burgers.

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Jeff
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1 year ago

Did you?

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Carol Emory
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1 year ago

That's when you opt for a nickname....

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Jeff
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1 year ago

My bio teacher calls them celebrations of knowledge. First time we had one I thought it was going to be a party.

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birdhouse
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1 year ago

She said this to 4th grade kids LOL!

Carol Emory
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1 year ago

There's a better way. The sun always sets on the Horizon..so that line would be flat as opposed to up and down.

Linouchka 99
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1 year ago

Yeah... That's litterally where the word "horizontal" comes from...

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Jeff
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1 year ago

I should not be reading these during class

Kevin Camp
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1 year ago

My high school algebra teacher did a similar thing, the Standand trig formulas to figure Sine, Cosine and Tangent goes as: (Sine) Oscar Had a (Cosine) A Hairy (Tangent) Old Ass. SIN=O/H Cos=A/H TAN=O/A

Tina
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1 year ago

That is NOT similar.

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

In calculus to learn tangent, cotangent, and sine we got a nice little poem "Some old hippy Caught another hippy Tripping on acid....each part helped you remember what each did.

Alex K
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1 year ago

i've met whores with more tricks

Molly McCabe
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1 year ago

mine did the same thing but in 10th ...

Aussie Stace
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1 year ago

Well... I guess I will never forget it again now

Carole Reid
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1 year ago

So, that is why we are bending over for the Supreme Court. Totally inappropriate.

Tim Douglass
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1 year ago

I always remembered horizontal because of a 'Jetsons' episode where where George did something heroic because he didn't realize it was real. When he found out it really had been dangerous he passed out and Jane called him a horizontal hero. Somehow that has stuck with me ever since. You never knew the Jetsons was an educational show.

Dyesce
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1 year ago

Stalaktites vs stalagmites: Stalak-tits hang.

Starlight
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1 year ago

Haha good tip

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MauKini
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1 year ago

That is actually helpfull!

PotterHead
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6 months ago

We all just learned some very valuable information. I will remember this for the rest of my life. LOL!!

Carol Emory
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8 months ago

Had an EMT student next to me at the coffee shop that said he may not be able to remember that the Main Arteries to the heart are on top while the main Veins to the heart were on the bottom. I looked straight at him and said "Think of a traffic light. Red is on top. Arteries are red..therefore..arteries are on top." He pointed at me and said to a friend "Now THAT I'll remember!"

Artahmiss
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1 year ago

WTF! lmao

Susann Campbell
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1 year ago

I always remembered horizontal from the movie "The Horizontal Lieutenant".

Rainbow_Gal05
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1 year ago

MY QWEEN!

Janine Randall
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1 year ago

Geez. I just remember it by thinking of the Horizon being flat. I didn't know it could be that entertaining.

Kosmas-Mikis Vlassopoulos
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1 year ago

What's the vertical one? A slut does it on a wall?

moeless
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1 year ago

I may have tried, "The HORIZON is horizontal," but I'm not the teacher...

Magdalina777
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1 year ago

Ummm. I'm not sure I'd want that said to my kid (if I had one) while they were still in 4th grade. Also how can you confuse horizontal and vertical as long as you know the word horizon?

Tina
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1 year ago

Um... what age WOULD you want that said to them then?

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Lisa Chambers
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1 year ago

Well. Now I will remember it this way. #lastingeducationalmoments

Red
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1 year ago

Who hurt them?

Hamlets twin
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1 year ago

well, you DID remember it...

Phi
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1 year ago

More than weird that's inappropriate for kids! Beside misogynistic...

Carole Reid
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1 year ago

Exactly!

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Lynn Noyes
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1 year ago

Not only misogynistic, but untrue.

Hypergamer 101
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1 year ago

It prob sounded lik world but LOLOLOL

Patricia Ross
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1 year ago

Ok, horizontal...whore, got it. Now where's my vertical reference?

Jordy Star
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1 year ago

well thats one way to remember it

SarcasticGamer
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1 year ago

There’s a lot of history behind that statement...

Walter Horn
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1 year ago

Our geography teacher (Austria, 1970's, 5th or 6th class of high school) taught us two ways to distinguish stalagmites and stalactites. First: stalacmites grow from the ground upwards, so they look like an M, stalactites grow from the cave ceiling down, so they look like a T. Second: "Tits always hang down."

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Samantha Thompson
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1 year ago

That's honestly why some people go to the bathroom, just to get out of class.

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Marshmallow
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1 year ago (edited)

This would definitely work on me

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Hope Floats
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1 year ago

And the rest of the day wishing todays headlines weren't printed across his face...

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Carol Emory
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1 year ago

Please tell me you all threw her a party when it finally came through!

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Daria B
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1 year ago

This is only funny if he compensated for the Mars he ruined.

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Vlad Horobet
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1 year ago

I would do the same.

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ShadowHunter7623
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1 year ago

I wish

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Hope Floats
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1 year ago

Quite sad really.... :(

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Jo Smith
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1 year ago

This is me. I once had to tell a 300 students to cross out a multiple-choice question because the right answer wasn't actually listed!

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Jarno Flinkers
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1 year ago

This one's quiet easy. Make a simple equation of your class' thermostat-temperature. Easiest extra credit ever.

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Carol Emory
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1 year ago

Our high school rugby team were known as partiers. The coach tried endlessly to find out who the drinkers were. So one road trip, he asked two of his trusted straight and sober players to make a list of names of players that were illegally partaking in alcohol. Monday morning and the team showed up with a new haircut. The right side of their heads had the hair shaved off in a line over their ears. When the coach asked who the drinkers were, they said "look for the shaved heads." It seems when these player were drunk and passed out on the floor, the honest players shaved their hair as they slept. Oopsie!

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CurlyCucumber
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1 year ago

My phylosophy professor cried in sadness because we will vote

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Jeff
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1 year ago

My dads chem teacher started the first day by saying his name, what class it was, then yelling “Get down” as he blew up a beaker. Then stood back up and repeated the whole thing. (He was behind blast shields)

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Mother Mary Helen
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1 year ago

sounds fun, if not somewhat inappropriate

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Ryo Bakura
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1 year ago

Jesus, by the time you graduate, I'll be in my mid-30s, world-weary, jaded, and... oh wait, I've been like that since I left school.

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Giovanni
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1 year ago

If they are really fresh and you add a little salt they are a good snack

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Iván Galarraga
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1 year ago

At least he didn't do it with the Blue Steel stare

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Vlad Horobet
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1 year ago

shh, don't tell her.

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Mother Mary Helen
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1 year ago

That's pretty damn funny!

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Meyer Weinstock
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1 year ago

I think we all do...

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Ryo Bakura
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1 year ago

To be fair, it is a little odd. Is it 'Holly-n', or 'Hol-lyn'?

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KimbaG
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1 year ago

That's so awful!

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Carol Emory
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1 year ago

My driver's ed teacher used to answer the phone according to a popular Yellow Pages ad on tv at the time. "Tippie's Canoes..Tyler Speaking" "Franks Mule Farm..which ass do you want to speak to."

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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1 year ago

WTF did I just read?

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mtvare
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1 year ago

nobody told him that they already found penicillin.

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MauKini
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1 year ago

My spanish techer could never remember the word Hedghog.. he called them Hoghedges... :)

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Carol Emory
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1 year ago

It probably wasn't panties..it was a shower cap that some women use to keep their curlers in place.

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Angie Scanes
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1 year ago

Is that a typo for BELT out a song, or are we sincerely talking musical burping? Grimsters!

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incoherent screaming
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1 year ago

You had carpet in science?

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Aussie Stace
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1 year ago

I'm just commenting so SnowyLynx doesn't have top comment anymore with 30 dislikes..

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Carol Emory
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1 year ago

When I was 6, the whole family went camping in the mountains. As we were going to bed one night in our tent and we were just falling asleep, we heard a scream from outside. Our tent came down, everything was packed up and we left. Found out the next morning that a mother bear and her cub wandered into the campsite and my grandmother, being the strong woman she was, hit the bear in the head with a camp chair and threw canned food at it until it left. Decades later at her funeral, the pastor says.."And I understand there was an incident with a bear" at which time our whole family starts chuckling.

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