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24 Mistakes Movies Make When Portraying Various Professions, As Shared By Folks In This Online Thread
Article created by: Žygimantas Snarskis
The drama, the action, the explosions—movies have always been slightly, or even wildly different from reality in some ways or others. But even though a lot of popular movies do not provide an exact representation of what’s truly real, we still get a kick out of them, because of how we, as an audience, relate to the plot, the characters, and the various scenarios that occur. The distance between the audience’s perception of reality and the point of the film is usually big enough for us to escape that reality for the duration of the running time, if not longer, or it is smaller—in which case we do heavily relate to what’s on the screen.
On the other hand, there are scenarios where, on an individual or group basis, we will be annoyingly detached from the fictional narrative at hand, because we know that it is a bit too far from our reality. One such example would be people with a certain job or profession watching a movie and thinking that it’s not how their job is done at all. A user on Reddit asked a question that very much relates to this—what movies get wrong about different kinds of jobs that real people do. Here at Bored Panda, we have collected 30 of some of the more interesting responses. Scroll down to view the whole list, upvote the posts you perhaps relate to and leave a comment!
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#1
Taxi Drivers
Taxi driver for 2 and a half years. No one has ever asked me to follow that car :(
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#2
Working With Horses
I work with horses. Movie horses are always snorting, neighing, grunting, nickering, or otherwise making noise practically every time they move. In reality, horses aren’t that noisy. They don’t snort or squeal every time they change gaits. I can count on one hand the number of times my own horse has neighed, and he was just screaming for his friends who he couldn’t see over the hill and who wouldn’t answer him.
#3
IT Professionals
I.T. I don’t know everything. I can’t hack. If I don’t know the answer from experience I use google. But I do wear cargo shorts every day so they got that right.
#4
Scientists
In sci-fi movies when they rig up a massive, complex experiment and it works the first time.
#5
Medical Professionals
If you stop CPR to pound on the patients shoulders, yell at them to "come back goddammit", and give 'em a kiss, they'll probably die.
#6
Bomb Technicians
I’m a bomb tech, we will blow up 20 robots before we send the most junior guy down to cut the red wire.
#7
Lawyers
Being a lawyer is 3 months of paperwork and research and one day of trial... and we don’t yell at or intimidate witnesses - if I did what you see in movies I’d be disbarred pretty quickly.
#8
HVAC Engineers
You are definitely not, ever, going to roam around the building through the ductwork.
#9
Welders
Whenever I see someone welding in a movie I always notice how they aren’t wearing anything to cover the skin on their arms or body. That’s how you get serious arc burn that’s like a super bad sunburn. Hurts like hell.
#10
Bar Musicians
Bar musician. We're not all depressed and hoping some big talent scout from a label shows up. Some us enjoy playing in bars.
#11
Archivists
Fun fact, archivists do not wear white gloves all the time like the movies show, especially not when handling paper documents since they can do more harm than good. I'm looking at you, National Treasure.
#12
Car Mechanics
Car mechanics usually don't lie on a little board beneath the car. They lift the car over their head using hydraulic elevators.
#13
Blackjack Dealers
That blackjack dealers have no personality. We live off tips. Even if you lose, we still try to entertain. Every famous casino movie show the dealer on the casinos side. We don’t want the house to win, we make money when you make money.
#14
Wildlife Biologists
I'm a wildlife biologist. "Tranquilizers" (which is an incorrect term for the immobilizing agents we use) do NOT work immediately like movies make people believe. If drugged for the correct dose and depending on the drug you use, an animal can take anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes to be completely immobilized if administered IM. Simply darting an animal and expecting them to drop right then and there just simply does not happen.
#15
Forensic Scientists
Almost everything about forensic science is sped up/made up technology in the movies. Gives a jury a really unrealistic set of expectations.
#16
Emergency Medical Technicians
EMTs never run into the Emergency Room. When we do visit the ER, we usually slowly walk in with a 450lb dialysis patient or intoxicated college student on the stretcher.
#17
Librarians
Probably one of the last things you will do in a library as a librarian is read books.
#19
Soldiers
The Army. It isn't always about shooting and blowing stuff up in the Middle East. We actually garden (Get off SgtMaj's grass!), sweep the motorpool, and do janitorial services around our work area.
#20
Firefighters
All fire/ems calls are not major incidents. Usually it’s the call because Grandma fell again. Also most of the calls on those shows would actually deplete an entire county’s (or more) resources.
#21
Wedding Planners
A wedding planner. I don’t walk around with a headset 24/7, nor do I “cue” violins to play at a precise moment. That’s things that have already been determined prior to the big day. I trust my staff knows what they should and need to be doing. That includes my “contracted” staff.
#22
Bookstore Managers
Bookshop manager. I haven’t actually read all the books in my shop, nor do I know the personal history of every single author. However, there’s a decent chance I can find you that book you want that you don’t remember the name of but it’s blue.
#23
Police Officers
Movies always act like police officers never have to do paperwork and aren’t reprehensible for the damage they cause.
#24
Fashion Designers
That fashion designers make money. Better income to work for someone else and have them slap their name on it. My friends call me a “ghost designer” because I described it as “ghost writing, but with clothes”.
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