I Put Chaos, Hilarity And Frustration Of The Motherhood Into These Witty Comics

My cake! You already ate yours!

It's true. You are the center of their world.

insomniacs and night owls are with you too (as well as other parents of course)

this makes me so sad - it is exactly what life is like :( :( My children are all grown up and I miss them desperately

"Charlie and Lola" gave me an accent when I was little.

"Take better care of myself" We always seem to put that on the back burner.

Which is why little kids should have pockets, and moms should remember to empty them at wash time. Oh, the things I found...

Solid advice!

Never fails.

true XD

Don't sweat the little things...

Don't forget documents, taxes and bank account managements. Those administrative things make me feel very much like an adult. Once I have to do these myself, I realised I took it for granted that my parents did it for us kids.

S**t i forgot to wash them

Anything that's forbidden, it seems.

Ditto, two kids in two years, no problem getting back in my skinny jeans

Very true

After 1 bite of onion, he'll be asking "Where's that cake?"

Yep, finish off the bottle.

we solve that problem at home... we don't iron

Hehehe yup

There have always been mothers. :-)

Wheeeeee!

Too bad more parents don't teach it.

I better write that down before I forget it...

With the first baby, it's every "word" they utter, every new tooth, when you trim their nails, cut their hair...

Hope you don't mind if I print this out to go on my fridge!

Don't worry, now they're "in"

She's not like me. She's a girl.

You never know what other people are going through. 😥

I always locked the door. This has always been a line for me. I pee alone! Sometimes, with 4 girls in 5 years, it was the only quiet time I got all day! That 2 minutes of peace kept me going for another hour before I took another bathroom break.

Quick! Where's the breast pump?

I'll hide and you seek. You shall never find me.

empty and quiet

We're all grumpy when we're hungry. 😩😡

First yoga, then yoghurt.

How much time do you have?

I only shave if I am going to be wearing a dress. 😉

One at a time, please.

Sweet!

I love all comics in BP. This style is so cute!

Trust me, it will always be there.

We are going through a meowing stage...he expects me to meow back...we're basically cats now

You could have drank the whole bottle while you were reading all that.

Whenever I get my nails done I always feel so much more put together.

So much to think about...So many decisions...

Many parents quickly feel the need to protect their newborn child, but that is not the same thing as bonding and loving. Many parents (mothers especially) feel guilty if they don't experience this instant love rush, that they heard so much about, but it's totally normal. It can take time to bond and start having true and deep feelings of love for your baby and that's OK.

Me playing with LEGO.

My oldest child's first words were Da Da Da Da Da..... I was at home with him all day while hid Da was at work.

Leaving my son at daycare and he's be screaming, crying -- driving to work I'd have to pull the car over I'd be sobbing, call the daycare, "Oh, he stopped right after you left."

Yes, Mummy wants to get some sleep tonight.

Big or small, her house is full of love.

I play games on my phone. It helps me to get sleepy.

I like the pyjamas.

I like the one about the burger.

Didn't have Google in my day. How helpful that would have been.

Tantrum is tantrum. No matter if boy or girl

Really, why ARE the couch cushions always on the floor?!

Baby emojis. Lol

I was NEVER going to let my kid in the bed......she spends half the night in our bed.

😥