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Becoming a parent is one of the most life-changing experiences a person can have. But let’s face it, parenthood doesn't come with a handbook, and most people have absolutely no idea what they're getting into. People suddenly find themselves on a wild roller coaster ride filled with countless surprises (mostly bodily fluids, right?), unexpected challenges, and little to no recognition. But even when kids test their patience and don’t leave much fuel in their tanks, most moms and dads wouldn’t change a thing.

What they would do is share hilarious tales about the ups and downs of this whole adventure with everyone online. Thankfully, Dana from Jacksonville, Florida, understands the struggle and provides a safe space for fellow mothers and wives to describe their entertaining and oh-so-relatable mishaps, fears, and triumphs.

Dana runs a blog and an Instagram account called 'Millennial Mom Confessions' where she navigates motherhood "one clueless choice at a time" and inspires others to join her in this journey. We at Bored Panda have gathered some of the best posts, jokes, and memes from her feed to lift up your spirits and share a few laughs. Be sure to upvote your favorite posts, and feel free to tell us your own stories in the comments! And if you're interested in even more motherhood goodness, check out Part 1 of this feature right here.

More info: millennialmomconfessions.com | Instagram

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A-c Van Binsbergen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This statement should have way more upvotes!

JJ
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, understandable. On the flipside childless people "don't know what exhaustion means until they're parents"... there are those amazingly "wise" people on both sides, I guess. (edit: In my opinion, the problem lies in exhaustion being considered as weakness that needs to be fought, instead of acknowledging that lives can be stressful and hard on many different levels)

Pizzagirl 91
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plus, nobody actually knows how exhausted you can be until you are in that place. That goes for me not expecting to have twins and not sleeping more than 6 hours a night for over 18 months and counting, that goes for my husband before his sleep apnoea was diagnosed and treated, that goes for my sister who's busting her b*tt as a primary school teacher and almost had a burnout in her first year, and also for my best friend who keeps having one health issue after another. We all have a right to our exhaustion, and we all have a right to get support, not disrespect, for it. And... no one told us life was gonna be this way.

digitalin
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. People choose to go to college and are still allowed to complain about the workload.

Gabe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Replace the word mom with parents

Terri Martin
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this under "funny"? It's more of a sad but true...

Amelia Kathleen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No offense, but moms (and dads) chose to bring children into a severely overpopulated world, with apparently no thought about their children's futures in regards to climate change and overpopulation, while there are already MANY MANY children in this world that need families and homes. At this point, having your own children seems incredibly thoughtless, ignorant, and selfish. I extend my sympathy to your children, but not to you.

Sophie Martha
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get it Amelia! Unless they were forced to have children, I don’t understand why parents think they own being tired! People HAVE to work, HAVE to pay taxes, bills etc. No one has to have children! When you ask parents why they had children their usual response is “I wanted to” hence why they are selfish. When you ask child free people why they don’t want children the answer is usually how they don’t want to bring a child into this s****y world, or some variant of that. And before anyone gives me s**t for this view, I work with mentally ill children and I’ve seen the effects that bad parenting/ how the world is now is having a negative effect on children. It is stupid to bring children into this world the way it is right now!

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Gigantor the Bog Monster
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Moms get breaks all the time, or at least they should. Where are the Dads that should be do 50%? Mind you I am a Dad that does 100%

aj B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately even the dads that stick around, there's a fair number that if you ask them what they're doing will say "babysitting the kids" and that will tell you all you need to know about how they view being a dad.

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    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look from a satellite from space, a vast number of population with scatter in an oval shape. Zoom in closer, and there is… behold, a funeral bouquet! T_^

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people only want to see the world burn. Even if is as a ghost.

    anime girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get how this is about parenting tho

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.K. Then! A new tradition!

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    Strawberry Pizza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. It's not 'babysitting' when you watch your own kids, it's simple parenting.

    Gigantor the Bog Monster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many men and their mothers are clueless about this fact.

    Leara Bridges Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people say he "watched" the kids wtf? It's not watching them when a mom is home with them 22 hours out of the day.

    Tt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mom or female relative doesn't just watch because there's much more to do than supervizing the kids: clothes food, hygene, homework etc.

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    Mike Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched my sisters kids a couple times but when I am home with my kids it’s called being a dad.

    Tara Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watching your own kid is parenting.

    Bernadette Jamieson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes i am very familiar with that. Why do people including fathers think they are baby sitting.

    Conan Maschingon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife and I work at the same company but different shifts and when she returned to work a co worker asked her "who watches the baby when you are at work"? She replies in a confused voice "his father" like wtf why would you think anyone else would, mind you I work there and they know we are married and she still wondered who's watching the baby.

    Ελένη Κ.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought it was only in Greece that you hear such nonsense...

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    Parenting is a chaotic journey of love, balancing priorities, and juggling responsibilities in an attempt to raise a child to be a decent human being. Moms and dads have a lot on their plates, yet still do their best to keep their sanity intact and surprise everyone with their sheer level of resilience. While they are as close to superhero status as it gets, sometimes the challenges that come with parenthood make it hard shouldering that cape.

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    Naturally, it can be tough navigating the twist and turns of this emotional time. So we contacted Holly Connors, author of the acclaimed blog Simplify Create Inspire, to find out how important it is for mamas to keep things real. "Motherhood is absolutely overwhelming," said the working mom of two energetic girls who has spent a decade building her career in psychology.

    "I don't think there is ever another point in life when we feel more imposter syndrome creeping in than when we try and navigate motherhood. Everything is a learning curve and nothing is as easy as we expect it to be the first time around. Or every time after that," Holly told Bored Panda.

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    Adagar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of field-testing I want done on all my clothes

    Leara Bridges Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also need to throw in a climbing clawing cat into the testing. A good number of mine have tiny claw holes lol

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    MissyKrissy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saw this on Amazon and this review convinced me to buy the darn leggings

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The leggings: https://www.amazon.com/RAYPOSE-Running-Leggings-Workout-Waisted/dp/B07XBKTG48/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=3SWR91CFIWHSR&keywords=raypose+leggings&qid=1658964544&sprefix=raypose+leggings%2Caps%2C98&sr=8-4#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div

    digitalin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's amazing. I want a pair now too.

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    Leara Bridges Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else cover your eyes the whole time?? 🤣 Like that changes the fact that his/her head is seeing more action than my entire body has in a minute! 🤣

    Ingrid Best
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you removing your bra for the gynecologist? 😳

    Heather W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They check for lumps in your breast during the exam

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed out loud. If she could clean the coffee from my monitor too, that would be perfect.

    Dmitri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the juice from my laptop keboard

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    Sheila Toms
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tell him for the 1000th time to get his nasty azz work shoes and butt smelly socks out of the living room...? JUST TAKE HIM...I can always start over fresh with the 2023 model that's coming out🤜🏾🤛🏾!!

    Ariel Strong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my husband does the cooking and cleaning, so...

    Nadia D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's better to replace "she" with "they"...

    Wondering Alice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At risk of not getting your joke- this post is poking fun at what some believe are traditional female roles. So 'they' would not work here.

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    The lifestyle blogger said the pressure of doing everything right is enormous as a parent. "On top of that, we find ourselves stuck in the comparison cycle, seeing other mothers doing a fab job and allowing our own self-perceived inadequacies to creep in. And in the hardest seasons of motherhood, with sleepless nights, teething, terrible twos and everything in between, it can be easy to get lost in how hard it all feels and be less in the current moment."

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    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have a lot of the stickers in the picture stored away somewhere... still on the sticker sheet they came on...

    Abnus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had some of the same stickers on my bedroom door for years.

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    Erika Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're never too old to love stickers.

    Furmama0501
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only place I trusted to put my stickers were on my saxophone case. Good choice because I still have it!

    Tor-Arne Hjellen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate, as this explains a lot of my life-always needed two of the same toys, in case of them became damaged beyond repair....have a closet with nice shirts I'm too afraid of wearing them in case they get damaged...

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    KDav
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom made sure I knew that if I put a sticker on something, that was the end of the sticker. It would never work anywhere else (at least not for long), so if I wanted to stick a sticker I had to BE ABSOLUTELY SURE that's where I wanted that sticker to be for the rest of my life. That anxiety kept me from putting stickers anywhere in her house forever.

    Miocha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been called out. And my husband used my collection to decorate his tumbler without asking my permission first. Now I'm an annoyed anxious adult.

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    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without complaining? I never had heartburn before my twin foetuses used to share my meals!

    AmAndA_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40 full weeks of morning sickness. Only thing that didn't make me vomit was fried rice. Yeah, she was less picky once she was born lol.

    Alice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 19 weeks old baby fetus has strong food preferences - chicken is everything ( I was vegetarian before pregnancy), fish is a big NO, and weirdly kiwis and cherries are amazing. Also NO to mushrooms.

    Sara W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heartburn and acid reflux are the complaints. Throw in all the pregnancy digestive complaints.

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    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it's no different in grown ups, no matter the age...

    Jennifer Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, at 11 years old I was trusted to watch my 6 year old brother home alone. I even made food for both of us. My parents knew I would keep us both safe. My brother on the other hand.... I am still surprised to this day that he is able to take care of his own son!

    aj B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's worse is when they become adults this will somehow almost completely invert.

    Shey H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Idk why, but it happened with my brother and I. I was the responsible one growing up, and now he's a husband with 2 kids and I'm an anxious cat mom, and a cool aunt! :)

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was offended when I was 10 and my mom got a 12-year-old to babysit me. Now I can clearly recall what kind of kid I was, and any human being aged 7 to 110 would have been more responsible than me.

    Madelyn Jeffords
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I’m the one who could be home alone, and my older sister is the one who isn’t allowed to hold the umbrella. Yes, I said OLDER sister.

    Ueda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Thirteen month younger than one of my brothers. We couldn't be more different. We have absolutely nothing in common.

    After all, mothers often encounter curated pictures on social media that imply perfection. Whether it’s sharing photos of a spotless home, a care-free vacation, or talking about finding that non-existent work-life balance, it may take a toll if moms start to compare. In fact, unrealistic portrayals of motherhood on social media have an impact on self-confidence and self-esteem, as a survey conducted by British United Provident Association (BUPA) reports.

    After polling over 1000 mothers in the UK, BUPA found that 63% of women are exhausted by trying to be 'supermoms'. Out of those, one in five said this pressure has affected their mental health. Fearing being judged, 31% said they put on a facade of coping to seem flawless and 43% mentioned they struggle to ask even their partner for support. "Social media can be a source of difficulty for many mothers as they compare their situation to the glossy images they see whilst scrolling," clinical psychologist Dr. Naomi Humber commented on the findings. "While some mums will find this type of content helpful or inspirational, what’s important is learning not to compare themselves and to see things for what they really are."

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you, you'll find exotic creatures there.

    Charlie Taube
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dust goblins behind mine have developed agriculture!

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    Genny McD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's absolutely hilarious! Watch out for the local dust bunnies! I hear they can be quite wild :)

    Elizabeth She/They or They/She
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this and we landed in Antarctica 🇦🇶 it was so cold 🥶 but warm at the same time

    Angela B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could afford, with a few months of careful planning and a strict buget, to do this holiday as well.

    Tilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me throwing a dart. Lol

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    Genny McD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhhh..... the good ole' days!

    Elizabeth Elliot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And someone's toddler brother trying to get on when it's spinning at mach 3!

    Jennifer Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only did they not care, they were the ones willing to push it to see how fast they could get it going! And we all got back on after falling off!

    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to spin these round, then hang off the side trying to pick up a coin.....we lived....just!

    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - surrounded by unforgiving asphalt. Life lessons.

    Historyharlot93
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that parents didn’t care when you got hurt, the attitude was “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”. I still don’t know how I survived childhood with all the risks I took

    Karla Jasper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second degree burns from the metal slide not fully healed before hopping on this...

    Jj321
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local playground has one of these. My kids like to use it until they get vertigo, every.single.time. Yet, it is still their favorite part of going there.

    Vera Rios
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! I flew off one of those! Still here. Kids today are too sensitive

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What k8nd of psichopat friend you have that say no to midnight snack for no reason ?

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, for me I try not to eat anything after supper because it makes my stomach hurt especially if its sugary. Idk why

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    Andrea Purzycki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same when I offer someone candy and they say no because they aren't hungry. So you would take some if you were hungry? Who eats candy to satisfy hunger?

    Rocky Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea!! I use to even second guess myself and be like, "am I hungry?" But immediately realize it isn't about hunger. Hah hah hah

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    It’s alarming to see so many women obsess about having it all figured out — taking care of the kids, juggling work and home life, making sure there’s always a meal on the table, and much, much more. But the truth is, it doesn’t have to be this way.

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    "Parenting can feel very isolated, especially if you do not have a great support system around you," Holly added. "This is where the online world can be both a great help and a hindrance. There is definitely some media that makes you feel like you are failing and this has absolutely no benefit for anyone. Especially not a parent navigating daily struggles as they learn alongside their child."

    "However, hearing other people share stories of struggles, wins and very relatable moments is a great reminder that we aren't alone and that there is a massive community out there of people to connect with and learn from."

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butt I must have my hair brushed, it else I feel absolutely filthy

    Conan Maschingon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is what a good time looks like as an adult

    aj B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As one person put it "I pay X hundred per month for this roof, I'm gonna get my moneys worth damn it."

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    beldar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her you'll do it again if she doesn't act right

    ZeroCapacity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Francine on American Dad. "Do it now before I stuff you back up my clownhole and give birth to you again!"

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    Rosemary Booth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to say "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter: "yeah, but what have you done for me lately?"

    Lena Flising
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also carried her around for nine months before birth, and probably a few months after birth as well.

    Sue Denham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I wish I'd thought of that!

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    JJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a book by Miyabi Kawai with the (translated into English) title "The beach doesn't care if you have a bikini waist". Book is somewhat okay, but the title stuck with me forever. It doesn't matter what shape you are in, just enjoy that time on the beach.

    Mike Morton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only find it in German, do you have the English link to buy it anywhere?:')

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    L.V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, beach body is like: I have a body, and it's at the beach. Deal with it!

    Ola Polowczyk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a body? Have a bikini? Congrats, you have a bikini body now

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.K. Then! Calm down…!

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    The good news is that even when parenting is hardly ever easy, plenty of positive and rewarding experiences make all efforts worthwhile. And Holly wholeheartedly agrees. "The best part of the parenting journey is seeing your child grow and adapt through each stage of development and marveling at the incredible resilience children show," she told us.

    "We can learn a lot from our kids and there is no greater magic than appreciating the world through their eyes and their unique perspectives. Something you have seen and done 1000 times is suddenly new and exciting as they experience it for the first time. No other bond that compares to this!"

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    Adele Jean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made homemade macaroni and cheese. The kids sat under the table and cried because it wasn’t Kraft 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Commander Ducky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have come over to eat it... Homemade macaroni and Cheese is *chef's kiss*

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    Lisa Watson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so used to Mom's mac and cheese I wouldn't eat the box stuff. Still won't.

    Moo Moo Futch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britney Broski and the energy she brings to any Trixie Mattel collab is an instant serotonin boost. I absolutely LOVE Trixie and Katya but also Trixie and Britney Broski is a combo I never knew I needed until the beginning of the pandemic trixie make over they did together on her.

    Moo Moo Futch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it should be spelt *Brittany* but autocorrect kept changing it and I cannot be bothered and do not have that energy to fight autocorrect today.

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    Diz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one that just turned 6, it doesn't get better either.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my 4 year old nephew coming out of the bathroom crying. The toilet seat fell and hit his penis. But him walking out of the bathroom pointing to it and saying "daddy kiss it and make the boo boo better" and the look of horror on my brothers face will always be etched in my memory

    Genny McD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao! Be prepared for when you hear at 5 years old yelling "mom, come here! Quick!" And you run to the bathroom thinking the worst, then you hear, "look! It's a turtle!"

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they pull on it like it is silly putty and then say it hurts I just can't even.

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love when they punch each other or themselves in the groin... like, why my little dudes, just why?

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    DamnBecky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the s**t you remind him of when he's older. My mom likes to talk about when I would pray that my boobs would stop growing.... and then they did and the rest of my body caught up and they are now too small for my frame.

    Tara Dawn
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    3 years ago

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to convince a crying 4 years old kid that his penis is not small like a baby as his brother said to p**s him of. I didn't sign up for this.

    Liz McPherson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does a 4 year old boy already having insecurities about penis size?

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    Amy Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch Jo Koy talking about parenting little boys! Warning: if you have asthma, keep your inhaler handy(learn this the hard way for having an attack from laughing too hard)

    Nami Tantrum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 3yo wanted his penis removed a few week ago..

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before having boys, i never would've imagined how many times the word penis would come out of my mouth lol.

    Tara Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep catching 5 playing w/his but i’m saving a ton on lego sets 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    But as much as parenting is about sharing highs and lows with the people who mean most to you, it’s also about being able to laugh and make fun of all the little things, too. According to Holly, humor is among the most important things every household should have. "The simple act of being able to find joy in small moments every day greatly improves our well-being and satisfaction with life, even during the hardest of seasons."

    The mom-of-two added that it’s also a way to build stronger and more resilient relationships with your partner and your little ones. "It can help keep the bond between a couple strong when they are learning together on the parenthood journey, reminding them they are a team capable of great things together, including fun!"

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    #19

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    Mia Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but what a Waste of Ressources to eat every day from a paper plate instead from Real plate?!!

    Maggiespies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says it was "every day?" The mom might have been too damned tired and overworked, and just wanted one day where she could at least skip the dishes.

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    Erika Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have let him make his own dinner.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is worse … the electricity, hot water & soap in the dishwasher needed to clean a "real plate" or recycling paper plates?

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did the same thing. I just told him, "Sure. Are you going to do the dishes?" He hasn't mentioned it since

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's lazy and bad for the environment.

    Rocky Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this situation, the dad seems to be implying that the mom is showing disrespect towards him for imposing a paper plate on him. But what the dad should have been thoughtful about is, why am I using a paper plate? (Ran out of time for clean dishes, have customarily served such a dish on an easy to dispose of plate) What may not be normal for the dad could be normal for the mom. Or maybe she finds them most convenient as according to her schedule and errands. The dad took the paper plate personally when there was no ill intentions toward him for paper plate use. Whether we agree or not on usage of what could be deemed as wasteful.

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    GayBoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: It's now 5 am and you know more about some random flipping shrimp at the bottom of the ocean than anybody else you know.

    Alison Hell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me right now.... P.S. it's not working.

    ~darlingthimblemoon~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for me. I can't count on one hand the amount of times my phone has smacked me in the face.

    PauWow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 min? Wow what kind of supernatural self control is that?

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife says I don't listen to her.......yeah, I'm sure that's what she said......

    GayBoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OML YES. My mom and I were gonna go to a few stores the other day, and the night before she told my dad her plans in detail. Next day, it's about 10am, and we're about to leave. My dad's still asleep (bc weekend), so my mom went to tell him we're leaving. He acted like he never knew we were going somewhere, got mad, and tried to guilt trip her... I don't understand how a person can be like this 🤦

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the surprise is just "oh! so you were serious?"

    Conan Maschingon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's because the first time we hear it it's framed like a question where our opinion/input matters but to our surprise it didn't matter we are going to the framers market

    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband used to be like that... Now he just writes things down in his calendar, so he can't complain I didn't tell him 😄

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time Tree or other apps you can share. Cant deny knowledge if it is in writing and you can add reminders.

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    Lastly, Holly stressed that parenting can be both the most wonderful time in your life and the most challenging. "And it's perfectly normal for it to be both! It's also okay to admit that it's hard! Surround yourself with positive influences and media that make you feel good during this time. If something makes you feel worse, it's not for you. Your journey is nothing like anyone else's and it will never look Instagram perfect. Many people will share their highlights reel, so find people that allow you to be you and share the good, the bad and the messy moments too," she concluded.

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    Diz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the rest of that one I'm pretty sure the kid wanted a Barbie and his parents wouldn't let him play with "girl toys".

    The leech
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the children have fun, is it that hard?

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    Bored Panda Lurking Omni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds about right, grandma’s always on your side!

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO shoutout. Disrespectful grandparents are a f*****g parenting nightmare. I know, my daughter has one, and it has HOSED her values and ability to hear NO.

    Tara Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck yes to this Nana! Childhood doesn’t last nearly long enough!! She’s got the right idea!!

    Kay Hagan-Haller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a woman in WalMart almost pee her pants when I told my kids to show me things they didn’t want because it would be faster.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just found out about a doll (one of the kids at work had) that cost $100, I wouldn't want my kid to have something like that, no matter who was paying!

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what grandparents are for. My mom once told her father not to let me have candy yet (it wasn't even 8 AM) when she dropped me off at her parents' house for the day. She forgot her keys inside and by the time she came back in I had a lollipop in one hand and M&Ms in the other.

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    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why wearing masks everywhere we went was really helpful!

    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS mean to make that face out loud. If they know how I feel, maybe they'll know to stop talking to me, LOL

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone has to eat the rest of the bread...that s**t's expensive!

    Adele Jean
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scramble an egg and cook it in the bread and have a fun meal too

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, I never thought of using a cutter to make toad in the hole more fancy! I'm off to give it a try...

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I eat at work vs what I eat at home

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about right.... but you should show the parents' empty wallets as well!

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    Joshua David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a stalker movie for sure watching it back.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it ate the damn cake!!

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yes. One of my big horses felt so comfortable, he began to step in to my living room through the sliding glass doors. The only reason I stopped him was because I was not sure the flooring would support him! Otherwise we would have been snacking on air popped popcorn together while watching a good flick on the telly.....🐎 🤗

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    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! For the last five years my husband's answer to that question is "Fennel gratin" - because i thought, we could try it ... bad idea.

    Ueda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fennel gratin is good though. It's all about the bechamel. And I make the best bechamel there is. A perk of being French I guess. B)

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    Aline Cahill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5yo always reminds my husband about this time when she was right and he was wrong about us having grapes in the fridge. He thought we had none, she opened the fridge and proved him wrong

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring it up next time if she ever fails a s hool subject. You didnt remember to carry the one?

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    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like, kudos on vacuuming, but could you first clean the hair out of the sink from shaving for our visitors?

    Mary Bank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG YES years ago we were hosting X-mas dinner with the extended family and I was vacuuming, setting the table, prepping food, making sure we had enough glasses/plates... husband decided he had to repaint the baseboards. I wish I was making this s**t up.

    Eevi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came home yesterday with my friend, and I had asked my husband to clean up the kitchen (put the dishes away and clean the counters.) Instead he had installed a shower to our outdoor sauna (which we don't use very often because we have indoor sauna as well, yes we are from Finland)..

    Historyharlot93
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were having company stay at Christmas and I asked my husband to clean the guest bathroom tub, the day before they were to arrive. He ended up re-grouting it because it would be cleaner that way.

    Demi Coro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!!! Do all husbands do this!? Grab the leaf blower and kick up dust! Or conversely, the power washer and douse the patio. Oh! Best time to wash the car...

    SageHare37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to know it's not just me. My father has done this all my life, and now my husband does it too. Company is coming and my dad goes and reorganizes the garage or cleans the chicken coop at my parents house, my husband cleans out his car or cleans the paperwork off his desk at our house. Neither technique cleans the floor or bathroom.

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give specific tasks. Shouldnt have to, but thats reality.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness are our husband's twins?! Mine decided we just had to paint behind the fridge before selling our old house because it "was embarrassing."

    #28

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldie Hawn was, is and always will be a shining star. I can't bring myself to watch the Overboard remake, because you cannot top perfection. Her relationship with Kurt Russell is serious life goals.

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time my mom told us to clean the house, we asked if company was coming.

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And say between your teeths " wait until we get home"

    Tara Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gritted-teeth talk frightened me as a child!!

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    Greg Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imo an "I'm disappointed" is more powerful than anger.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the death glare. Paired with a middle name it is the scariest thing in the world (I wish).

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago, a girl at work said "You can just give me a look and I don't even question it. You're like my mom." (I am her mom's age and she's my son's age.) we then coined the phrase "Mom Face." Now I just I tell the kids (anywhere from 16-40 lol) at work "Don't make me 'Mom Face' you!" They know inmwna business. Hahahaha

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just have to give a nod to Carol Burnett and her character "Eunice" on Mama's Family.

    Melanie Kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that's how I stare at my dogs. Same thing?

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    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who usually knows why my toddlers cry? Like, they rarely start for no reason or because their diapers are full, they have "proper" reasons like, I won't let them take that fist size rock into daycare, or there's no more tomatoes, they only get unreasonable when I know they haven't slept enough or are sick, and that's understandable, isn't it? I still randomly check their diapers, though, because they often won't admit to having p**ped.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should just start doing this to every cranky/crying person

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh so hard I cried. Dear God I needed that

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd get the same answers if they were 19 or 18.

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at 18, i am eighteen, i am turning old. i am on my way to work but i cannot manage life's constant ups and downs. i know i will soon die.

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    Mark Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm 41 and still wondering when I'm going to grow up.

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second kid probably jeard the going to school uphill both ways story one too many times.

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one describes me perfectly.

    MissyKrissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40? This started for me around 30..... I do have to say that I'm excited about this walking stick idea

    R D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 41, those kids are right 😭

    Terri Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me as a child... unfortunately my prediction was correct 😭

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! When I had my 30th birthday, I thought my life was over!

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    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao! That's just about the truth of it!

    Rocky Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safer for my baby girl with all of her antibodies thooooo! But yea, down vote me for being a proud breastfeeding momma. Lol. Majority of kids are all fine eating s**t off the floor, I knowwww, but it does make me sad that we aren't allowed to be proud of breastfeeding anymore because then, you're just bragging about something not all women can do. But, greatest thing I've ever been capable of.. It wasn't ever easy but somehow it has lost its respect as hard work. "You're just showing off" *sigh

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    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wait, we don't care! We're pro-fetus, not pro-life!" said the Handmaiden ACB and Four-F K.

    aj B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately the mom's who refuse to actually help and expect that village to do all the work alongside the ones who scream whenever the village Does help. "DON'T YOU DARE TELL MY CHILD NO!" kind of ruined it for everyone.

    Alex S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who chose not to have kids, my tax dollars going to schools, child health programs and parenting subsidies that I'll never use myself is my contribution to raising your kid.

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those kids could grow up and one day save your life thanks to the contributions you made toward their education.

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep tired and i wake up exhausted. Sometimes is the other way around. I'm not procrastinating, I'm waiting to have energy again.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 88 and feel like that 24/7… that's my life!

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    AmAndA_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientifically they've said once you're sleep deprived you never really catch up. I've been sleepy since my teens.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person with narcolepsy, if you feel tired all the time, if you have hallucinations (for me it felt like hearing music, kinda like a dream starting before I was asleep) prior too sleep or just after waking, and if naps don't help with your tiredness, seek out a sleep specialist. Narcolepsy and similar sleep disorders aren't what you see in movies and proper treatment can really turn your life around

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you develop hypothyroidism, and you are never able to take a nap, ever again.... the issue is real folks.

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    Jessie Hardy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote this does not have kids. Little kids do not notice how much you spent on them, or really comprehend that you made inconvenient choices to make them a priority. They tend to take that for granted. Mostly they remember stupid things like the fact that you gave them an apple three years ago, or that grandma said the F word. They might appreciate that when they are 40, and you're dead, and they are feeling peri-menopausal, but before that, naah.. sorry

    JPotts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The post said showed up, not spent. You have to show up to give them an apple.

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    Karen Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of an interview Maria Shriver did years ago where she stated her parents showed up at every one of her events and activities as a child, and how important this was to her. 🤩

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not until THEY have their own kids and know what you did for them because they now do it themselves.

    Amy Wright
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no. My teenager's bio mom has spent his whole life telling him that she wishes he was never born, has seen him three times in the past year, and wouldn't even call him back on his birthday... but I told him to eat his vegetables last week and she gave him $4.38 on a used Gamestop gift card for Christmas so I'm evil and she's the center of the universe.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids always remember who frightened or disappointed them when they needed them the most. They remember being scared, a shocking moment and the death of a loved one… forever.

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbass Facebook text. These things are stupid

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if this is true. I think it depends on how children interpret love and levels/types of trauma. I didn’t pay much attention to every day stuff being done for me unfortunately. Share the chores, definitely share the play time cos the fun is the priority for the child so 🤷🏽‍♀️ that’s what’s remembered (connection)

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    Emiloy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine her saying “I need duct tape, a rope, and a shovel” so clearly that I can almost hear her voice

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    Tiny Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the screwdriver!

    Strings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wonderful "3 S" problem solving system: "Shoot, Shovel, Shut up"

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    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when you are a parent and also do this. Then it is doubly worse. I did this last week.

    Rocky Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last two nights have been so bad. Baby girl is congested so she was only able to sleep in intervals until suddenly screaming crying awake.. to then go and knock out in seconds being propped up. Bad. This morning is a headache for me. I don't expect sleep until maybe her preteens. Hahaha

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face when kids trow paper airplanes for the 1000 time, force me to watch and afterwards explain to me how they did it and how it land.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a nickel for every time I heard "Mom, you have to look!" This week.... Well, I know it still wouldn't be enough to fill my gas tank.

    Sue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret is never to get caught. Sunglasses help.

    Erika Jones
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like all they want is a pair of eyes watching everything they do all the time...

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not torment, fellow parents. It’s called boredom…

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    beldar
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a memory of being told to go to bed at 8pm, and looking out the window seeing all my friends playing roller hockey. Still bitter 30+ years later.

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black-out curtains. You are welcome.

    Cody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White noise machines and blackout curtains, for the win!

    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never went to bed before 9 PM even as a baby.

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    Cody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then that next person is yourself!

    ZeroCapacity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t I do this now and I live alone.

    Rabbi In The House
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing out loud. Alone at home. I'm weird.

    The Queen Of Upper Butt Crack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with the Tupperware drawer, throw it in and slam the door shut.

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    Sara W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you finally rise for the day and you say you hardly slept and they say they didn't sleep much either..Your undisturbed snoring definitely fooled me.

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also after going to bed and falling asleep literally 3o seconds later. Seriously. I timed him.

    Sara W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every man in my life is like that. My dad could just sit down and then be out. Train me to instant sleep.

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    anime girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David.Rose@daniellevybestactor.com

    Madelyn Jeffords
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David rose always has the perfect expression.

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    Penny Hernandez
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had to travel for longer than 2 hours with my kids, I'd put them to sleep in the car (which they loved) and time my departure so we'd arrive about 7 a.m.about when they'd wake up. So the answer to 'Are we there yet? was always 'YES.

    Dave Hinckley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My answer to "Are we there yet?" is always "10 more minutes "

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    Laura Carney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does that guy look like Paul Rudd?

    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the portrait is called "Paul Rudd and Voldemort"

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: kids it's sleeping time in 10 minutes. Start organizing the living room. My kids : let's play power rangers and get as wild as we can.

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    Alison Hell
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 .....laughing at the size thing, not the Biebs.

    SageHare37
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are toddler/children's clothing sizes in the US. Somehow they never fit your child for more than three days before they start to look outgrown/too short, yet as soon as you size up your kid looks like they're swimming in giant clothes.

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    Luis Gomez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if a parent is an antivaxxer?

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    Karen Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrugs...."never seen him before .." 😒

    One Jame
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's 100% your kid, are they a clone? And if they're a clone, are they your kid, or are they you, or both?

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for stranger things :)

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    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with partners, right? We should be allowed to mention the problems we have, even if they're not immediately solvable.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often tell my Mum that I remember the times she came to school things and how amazing it was to me. So that she knows I treasure it still

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    Swoo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable : My 5Y answer to anything I say that she doesn't like is : "YOU ARE MEAN!" (capitalized for volume)... oh honey, if mommy were mean... \_(°~°)_/

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a 4 yr old I nanny'd tell me she'd have me fired for putting her in a time out. I laughed, told her parents and they gave her more time out.

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    Karla Jasper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motherhood is like a super cute hostage situation.

    Bill Dolman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a 4-year old boy like that. Now he's a 42-year old man like that.

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    Megan Curl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I’m SO tired of this meme.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell whoever suggested self care "You are so right! You take the kids for the day Saturday, and I'll get me some of that "self care"

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    The Crushinator
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man he is such a cutiepie, i cant handle it. I want to wrap him up tightly in my many folds and hand feed him cut up grapes and sips of warm milk.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those expressions are priceless 🤣🤣🤣

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And insisting that he don't need any help, but because of him we gonna loose the train and consequently the flight, the holidays Tickets and hotel reservations.

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    AmAndA_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me being sick, even though I work from home and rarely leave. While everyone else in my house is perfectly healthy.

    Skipper Laine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher. In my family of 7, this happens ALL THE TIME.

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    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! My son, who is 19, texts almost every day from work to ask what's for dinner. Basically, he's deciding if he wants to eat what I'm making or grab food on his way home!

    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually confused him a couple of times because I'll text him something like "Burgers and fries" at about 4:30, knowing he's going to ask!

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    Kelli Girouard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even have a weekly menu posted. The kid knows where the menu is posted. The kid still asks!!!

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    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that would work I'd do it all the time! I can't even pee in private, even when my children are busy doing stuff, they seem to think I can't do that on my own...

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    Mac 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will never regret taking those 4000 pictures. Keep them all!

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    Karla Jasper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's way more than $100 worth of candles.

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candles are shockingly easy (and inexpensive) to make yourself, if you have the time and desire.

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