Who has the toughest job in the world? Moms do! Who takes it all in the best nature possible and delivers one funny tweet after another while juggling fussy toddlers and doing homework with their elementary schoolers? Well, also, moms! And who makes every mom tweet relatable, hilarious, and as authentic as anything else? Well, moms, too. You know what? Moms might truly be the real-life heroes we all need in our lives. And just wait until you read our collection of funny mom tweets! Even though you might not have kids, chances are, you do have a mom, and that’s absolutely enough for anyone to find these hilarious mom tweets relatable and absolutely real.
Of course, most of these funny tweets talk about the realities of raising kids. And if you haven’t got even the slightest idea of what it's like to deal with human babies, you’ll find tons of mysteries revealed in these awesome tweets. But kids aren’t the only thing happening in these funny moms’ lives, either! They share the unabridged truths on life, relationships, spirituality, and all the things you want to learn about. And, since these short stories come in a mom jokes variety, mostly, the information gleaned from them is sure to stick. At least, that’s the case with us - we always tend to remember the funny things better!
So, ready for our roster of funny parent tweets? Although they do come from moms, they are formulated for absolutely anyone - that’s just how hilarious and relatable they are! Be sure to check them all out, rate the best tweets, and share this piece of pure entertainment with your friends!
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well? did you get the health insurance reinstated? you heard the girl, she wants to do a trick!
Oh God! The horror! How could you forget something so vital to teenage survival?!
loved, Oh somebody gon' be in trouble today, she's wearin the mean shoes
If you saw my family play Cards, you would think we were not a family
It’s worse when you had a little sister who accidentally sneezed in your mouth when you yawned…
Don't!! My 4yr old (just) brother often crawls into my bed at unearthly hours in the morning so I just put my arm around him and go back to sleep 🥹
*Tomboy mom is remembering all the dolls she set on fire in the driveway as a kid*
As the four year old, Gracie, ate her fries, her mother, Shelly, looks at her fries, longingly. How could she get access to those beautiful, golden rods? Gracie showed no signs of stopping. That's when Shelly started thinking... was it possible that she could get some of those fries without Gracie biting her hand. She had to build a machine... something that would allow her to get those greasy potatoes. So now, BP, what crazy things will Shelly do to get some of Gracie's fries? Let's make this a story!
The wholesome version of putting the tooth under your pillow on Christmas Eve so that the Tooth Fairy and Santa will fight
I- I have no words what so ever.... (tbh i would probrobly do the same)
My mother has. She then sends them to EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE, because we all know that everyone needs an embarrassing picture of their teenage second cousin once removed in their wallet.
"You wanna be my woyal yogurt instruct'r? I need a yogurt instruct'r. 'cuz i wanna be able to 'ave a zen momen' like in all da moovies"
That math.... doesn't check out... Or maybe it does, 'cause after all, 2+2=22!
PeePeePooPoo714? I would have signed in as "TriggerHappyArsonistKitten714"
Sometimes it takes a few years for the genetic traits to emerge. Took mine 16 years before the colorful driving language gene kicked in. My wife was hoping that was a recessive gene, but... nope!
Bought my 1,5 year old fairy wings for carneval (Fasching) in her daycare. She was afraid of them... ☹️
I'm assuming this was over online class.... some important details are clearly missing
I'm a kid and I have a clean house. I'm the youngest of 7 and we all pitch in too clean the house every day :)
Ouch. Tell her it means the person asking would like to be punched in the face. Or the nuts.
My little brother only eats burnt grilled cheese. Once mom made literally the PERFECT grilled cheese: the bread was golden and just barely charred on the edges, the cheese was melted to perfection. She serves it to him, me and dad gasp in awe at its beauty, and the little bastard looks at it and says “it’s not cooked enough.” This kid also takes his “toast” as warm bread.
No, they probably did, but there's some valid-ness in that, so they didn't care.
I have hearing aids, and when I wear them, I have to tell my kid to quiet down because I have my ears in.
Nothing wrong with that. If it's not in plain sight, it doesn't exist.😎
Not the sand... I may only be a voice but sand is bad and beware their lies!
