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Prepare yourselves, dear Pandas, we’re about to journey into one of the most shadowy and hilarious corners of the internet—into the vast Cringe Empire, home of the elusive, socially inept neckbeards. Known for their poor hygiene, misogynistic points of view, [ahem] ‘interesting’ style choices, love of anime, katanas, body pillows, and Japanese culture, these fedora-wearing individuals are called neckbeards.

A pejorative term, it lightly pokes fun at those geeks who have over-inflated egos (and more than occasionally—over-inflated tummies), are often misogynistic, call people “m’lady,” and believe that acting like a functioning member of society is more of a recommendation than a requirement. Whether or not they have a beard on their necks or in their hearts is beside the point. All that matters is the beard in their soul.

One place that publicly shames the most cringeworthy neckbeards is the ‘Just Neckbeard Things’ subreddit, a community of nearly 809k members. It’s an online group “for mocking those who adorn their necks with proud man fur.” And I love their tagline which is “barba non philisophum facit” which roughly translated from Latin means “one's beard does not make a philosopher.”

Have a look through some of the subreddit’s funniest and quirkiest posts about neckbeards, upvote the ones that made you laugh, and be sure to give the online group a visit if you enjoyed their stuff. Onwards, dear Readers! Just remember not to touch anyone’s fedora—it makes them... angry.

Plenty of neckbeards eat very poorly, move very little, and stereotypically subsist on Doritos and Mountain Dew, which means their health isn't up to scratch. Bored Panda reached out to fitness expert Jack Bly to hear his take on what we can do to improve our health and fitness if we feel that it's negatively impacting the quality of our lives. You'll find his insights below.

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#1

Women And Their... *shuffles Deck* ...pants!

Women And Their... *shuffles Deck* ...pants!

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Vic
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about pants for women, but I know this guy needs to wear a straitjacket..

Andy Acceber
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A man who is worried about being "seduced" by the existence of a woman wearing clothing should never leave the house without a bag on his head. Problem solved.

Monday
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay but hear me out. It's impossible for a man to wear pants without sexualizing his body since they highlight his legs, bulge and rear end. Men who want to be modest should not own pants at all.

PjandBolt
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's like saying "You can see that women have bodies when they wear clothes that's a no no" like duh we have more natural curves, what does he want, women wearing invisibility cloaks?

-alex_the_trans_demon-
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I as a person born female who has to deal with this for the rest of his life, yes, I do want a invisibility cloak (mostly because it's totally bada**)

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cybermerlin2000
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women wore trousers since the 6th century BC in Persian, Eastern and Central Asian regions by male and female horse riders and was documented by the Greeks

WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know some countries where this guy could live and never be offended again by women wearing pants.

2WheelTravlr
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And, in turn, the rest of the world would never have to read his nonsense again because those same countries severely restrict people's access to the internet. Seems like a win-win to me.

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Auntriarch
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So a knee length skirt which shows naked legs and us impossible to bend down to pick something up off the floor without further disclosure, that's totally modest

Zophra
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I personally think skirts are "sexier." I guess it depends on the skirt, the pants, how you wear them. But the judgment should be left out of the equation.

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Hannah Edwards
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha! Really? Chikka chikka wah wah just going to immodestly whore myself in my sexy ass emphasising dungarees….

Brendan
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They complain that pants display womens' curves, but say nothing about the mens' snug cycling shorts that highlight they're balls.

Eppe
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you guys want to hear something funny? Roosh is a former pickup artist who in 2019 turned devout christian and denounced his old 'life of evil'. Went from one extreme to the other.

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    #2

    Where's The Lie?

    Where's The Lie?

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they really wanted girlfriends they'd be all over the girl geeks and gamers and programmers, but they do their damndest to push them away... thereby ending any possibility of meeting a girl they have anything in common with. They have NO idea that they have terrible intimacy issues, they'd rather believe it's all the fault of, well, every female alive.

    Q B F T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Plus They get off on self-pity, so it suits them to brand women the same

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    Metaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refer to myself as a geek girl and one thing that really is annoying to me, is that boy geeks expect from me to know every character, actor, movie maker, titles and just some scenes out of the blue. The fact that I like certain things, doesn't mean I have to learn everything about it, geez

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most male geeks don't know everything either but there are some who think that knowing everything makes them "superior" to all other geeks. If I had a pound for every time someone has said to me "how can you not know that, call yourself a fan" I would have enough money to buy a full set of replica Mandalorian armor, lol.

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed.A very big part of the male nerd community is really sexist. I have been gaming since I was on my mums lap in the 90s (she started gaming in the late 80s and even now at 60 she still loved videogames). I got so sick of hearing how women cant be nerds or gamers and we do it for attention. Specially if they are attractive. If you are unattractive you dont even exist for these morons. One of the things that stranged me from a lot of my male nerd colleagues was seeing them (often very unattractive) insulting women for not looking like an anime character or s**t shaming the ones who were conventionally attractive.

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man.. people (in game)always think that i'm a guy even when i use female char. Until i told them i'm a 40 years old hag. But some ppl still said to me, that no f****n way a female (especially a 40yo like me) would play rpgs😂it's hilarious

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I've been getting mistaken for a dude in games since EverQuest

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    deanna woods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! I love comic books and stuff like that and these guys would probably say that I am a "fake geek". Anyone can love comic books, but not everyone loves someone that is condescending and misogynistic.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no the "fake geek girls" are the super hot Only fans and Twitch girls who have figured out they can make money off of this.

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rage over "fake geek girls" or (and I've seen this firsthand) the complaints about how the 'cool kids' are screwing up geek culture... 99% of the cases I've seen... it's because the person/persons doing the complaining essentially are taking the path of least resistance. Path A: Look at self. Practice self-awareness and be honest with how you treat others and how you honestly come across to people. - This is hard and served with a massive scoop of humble pie... Path B: Blame another person.. better... another GROUP, then feel smug and don't grow as a person..... WELL... let's see... most of them... Path B it is!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sort of guy thinks he's owed the drop-dead gorgeous model type. If you suggest he date his equal he gets insulted because he thinks he's too good for her.

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    #3

    Those Red Caps Are The New Fedoras

    Those Red Caps Are The New Fedoras

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    IzzieM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect probably means something else to this guy...

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can anyone be this clueless.. Jumping at an oncoming bullet is one thing.. but this guy looks into the gun barre land fires

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jordan Klepper, he has a lot of fun with Trump supporters. They have no idea he is poking fun at them.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude like "Women deserve respect, but only if I agree with them and/or if I find them super hot. The rest? Nah..."

    Stefan Scheiben
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-american european who still thinks a plain fedora can have a place in sophisticated classical menswear if combined carefully, I absolutely object to the equation of MAGA-Caps with fedoras in the headline - which does not change the fact that this man is a jerk.

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole thread is a weird stereotype I never encountered in America. My husband used to wear a fedora and he was incredibly stylish!

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to really confuse your brain between either laughing, crying, face palming but with a brick wall or all three go to tube and search for "Jordan Klepper vs trump supporters". There's one trumpy who's questioning why President Obama was not in office and what was he doing out of office when 911 happened. Let me know which trumpy really made you do any or all of the above.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump trash only like women they have to pay for.

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He supports trump couldn't expect less from him

    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jordan Kleppe is a great great interviewer.

    Gretchen Esquilin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see this interview in its entirety, it gets worse....this guy is a total toolbag!

    Charmwashere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he spins around so gleefully and cartoonish it's hilarious. It's hilarious in that sad and unbelievable way that is now our reality.

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    I wanted to get fitness expert Jack's take on what foods to go for when losing weight. Going on a new diet can mean that you're constantly feeling hungry which can, in turn, mean that you're more likely to go back to your old snacking and fast-food habits.

    Jack told Bored Panda that high satiety foods are key to keeping hunger at bay. "The foods you are eating need to be high in protein and high volume in order to fill you up," he pointed out.

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    According to Jack, if someone's looking to lose some weight, he recommends weight lifting as a priority when it comes to exercise. However, mixing that together with some cardio "would be optimal," in his opinion.

    "Weight lifting is more of the 'long term fix' as when you put on muscle mass, your body burns more calories just at rest. Thus, this makes it much easier to burn fat and keep it off long term," he said.

    #4

    "They'll Understand Me In Japan"

    "They'll Understand Me In Japan"

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His facial expression hahaha.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says so much more than words could ever do.

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I am not from Japan but even there people prefer to keep their interests to themselves outside of specific events. You won't see your everyday man roaming like a total joker there 😂

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American he says, I watch anime he says, I know all about Japanese culture he says...

    Q B F T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gaijins that go to to Japan for all the anime, hentai, dyed hair, wandering round akihabara understand Japan the least

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Japan and mock them, how hilarious. Moron

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a saying in Japan: Deru kugi wa utareru. It's translation is "the nail/stake that sticks up will be hammered down" aka "those who stand out will be subject to criticism" ... which is kind of sad, but also makes sense in cases like this. (originality with fashion however is different, if harajuku fashions are anything to go by) there is also the saying "Minu ga hana." which translates "not seeing is a flower" and means "reality can't compete with imagination" - the same can be said for fiction. These guys will never get a girl because they expect actual women to be like anime girls lmao

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mentality of hsmmerbthe mail that sticks up is probably why the suicide rate is so high in Japan, conform or get pummrled into conforming. Sad

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    ProductofNZ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many weebs are bitterly disappointed when they visit japan. Sorry, it's not the anime utopia you thought it was.

    KatKaleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People proudly calling themselves "Otaku" make me shake my head. That's a derogatory term in Japan. Manga and anime are commonplace in Japan, but people who fetishise it to such ridiculous degrees are looked down upon.

    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....I'd like to point out that dakimakura is of a 12 YEAR OLD GIRL. Just for added WTF factor.

    • Lemønchu •
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Madoka is actually 14, but it's still just as gross

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    #5

    Just A Friendly Reminder!

    Just A Friendly Reminder!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many pics of signs like this! What is the connection between anime and bad hygiene, why??

    Eucritta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not specific to genre, just a common issue at big conventions.

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    deathrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to cons a lot and this is a gross stereotype. Very few people there don't shower. I've also never been disrespectfully hit on or groped. I've played Magic the Gathering with hard-core tournament players and have had them be respectful and kind. Give these guys a chance. They're usually pretty nice.

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only upvote you once so here have these as a symbol of how right you are!⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of proper hygiene is a sign of depression. As is overeating, and fantasies instead of life goals. A fair amount of this post seems to be hating on people who deserve our compassion.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. These posts refer to people who are openly sexist and have really high stardards on women while at the same time have no hygiene at all. Being depressed and not having the will to shower is one thing. Going to a public even smelljng like diarreah (i have experienced that) is a very different thing

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always amuses me that convention snobs think we're not wearing deodorant, rather than realizing 80deg indoors with packed in crowds of people is F'ing HOT AND UNCOMFORTABLE and no amount of deodorant or showers is EVER going to help until the temperatures and space available to move are tolerable.

    Gin Marie
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    4 years ago

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    And yet somehow, everybody ELSE manages.

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    Douglas Mock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I carry a can of Old Spice to conventions. I use it like bear spray to keep the flakes away from me.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Don't you want to recognize a potential life partner by how it smells?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look…priceless!!!

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to guess that half those people think "I don't wear deodorant because I don't need it!!" - sorry my friend but.. yes ... yes you do. Good freakin' jeebus you do.

    Richard Portman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is a joke they do. Surely they don't smell any worse than other people. It's an insider thing.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. I used ti belong to a rol playing association and they needed to out very strict rules because some of the male members were disgusting. One even got banned for it.

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    #6

    Graphs Don't Lie

    Graphs Don't Lie

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂 Thanks a lot for making me spit my drink over my keyboard...

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too ! But I was eating oatmeal. Bye! Gotta clean up!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incel holds door for woman. Woman says thanks. Incel: "You owe me sex."

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    No. Incels don't think women owe them sex, they are just miserable and lonely because they are too ugly to be loved.

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    Yort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a column in excel where I was typing 4 in each cell, and it for some reason decided ONE cell should say January 4.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google 'incel' ~~ :,D

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, me too. I can't keep up with the internet lingo.

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    Stephen Lyford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funniest thing I've seen in ages...

    Terran
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM DYING 😂😂😂

    John Arthurs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took me three attempts before I got it :)

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    The fitness expert told Bored Panda that if someone's dissatisfied with their life and their health, they need to "get very clear on the CHOICE" they have to make. "You can endure the pain of workouts and different eating habits OR you can endure the pain of obesity, brain fog, poor mood, early death, low energy, medical bills, and low confidence."

    He added: "It isn’t much of a choice at the end of the day."

    How neckbeards are defined entirely depends on who you ask about them. For some, they’re anime-loving, fake katana-wielding dorks who dream about living in Japan. For others, they’re arrogant jerks and 'incels' who see themselves as better than everyone else and have a sense of entitlement that few can match. Often, neckbeards portray themselves as gentlemen, philosophers, and men of culture. Often… they’re anything but.

    #7

    Say It Again Louder For The People At The Back

    Say It Again Louder For The People At The Back

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard To Swallow Pill!

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    4 years ago

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you just should not listen to an asshole, then you would probably find a gal.

    Sam Yobado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't argue with an exhaustive 3 bullet point list.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how do we expel these neo-marxists from our universities??

    Brian Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely reasons you can't get a boyfriend: 1)Your toxic femininity has you convinced all males are rapists. 2) People can literally smell you coming. Unlikely reasons you can't get a boyfriend: You believe you intimidate men with your "intellect" and "inner strength".

    Boop le nose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: I'm not that much of an interesting guy, stay at home kinda guy. Not only because of the covid situation. Who's too ambitious for his own good (work related), while renovating a house. Sorry I can't go traveling the world for dem snapchat/tiktok bragging rights or go out hiking 1000 miles

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to find a partner, obviously you have to leave your house. It's very rare that the perfect mate comes to your doorstep and rings the bell and falls head-over-heels for you. Possible, sure - there's bound to be some interesting postal workers or delivery people out there - but unlikely. It also has nothing to do with your snapchat, because PLENTY of people find mates even if thy never even have a social media account. No matter what - if you don't leave your house, it'll be neigh impossible.

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    #8

    Accurate

    Accurate

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. he moved the bags of chips and cheese dipped nachos to get to the microwave..

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But slipped over his cum cloth, fell to the ground and couldn't get his 600 LBS up again so he died crying, because no woman would ever have the pleasure to enjoy his divine body.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As he was paid 98 cents on the dollar, while his female counterpart across the room was paid 73, for typing the exact same thing.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mountain Dew tastes like carbonated urine.

    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get taquitos out of this mess. More likely microwave mac and cheese.

    Jocelyn Dae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No taquito deserves to die a slow death in the microwave!

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    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern poetry. I like it.

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the best short stories I've ever read.

    Brian Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Toxic masculinity is a cancer", she slurred as she took a long drag from her cigarette and finished off her third pre-noon bottle of wine. "It's killing us women".

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing as there's a femicide in Mexico and an increase in rejection killings, acid attacks and threats to female reproductive rights.... pretty much

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Mountain Dew common among gamer types?

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I would stick e-cigs up those who use them. It's very annoying having a smoke-free zone and have them still vape because it doesn't trigger fire alarms. Especially inside open space offices

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    #9

    A Nice Shot Of The Pastor Who Told Wives To Lose Weight And Look More Feminine

    A Nice Shot Of The Pastor Who Told Wives To Lose Weight And Look More Feminine

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A TV pastor being a hypocrite. Surely not.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in shock, too! But I guess, there is a first time for everything... /s (just like James' comment)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably also tells women that they should be faithful to their husband and that it's their fault when the husband cheats on them. As all religious fools do.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the the same pieces of trash that are killing their own congregations. Covid is real.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about his baby hands?

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are called the "Trump special."

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    Hańka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More feminine than him? It could be difficult, he is obviously pregnant!

    Waterbaby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say this exact thing lol. Looks about 8 months in

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    YupItsMe1234
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me he has "jesus sandals" or crocs on

    Emily Dawson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he should lose weight and look more feminine. He definitely needs it.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a dress short was too much work for him, was it?

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow . How do they get away with being called a pastor . They’d never get away with that crap in Ireland or the UK … Or anywhere else in the world . How on Earth do people believe these crooks , I’m generally intrigued

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    Others still associate neckbeards mostly with their exterior characteristics. The iconic fedora. The baggy suits. The overweight physiques. The slightly (fine, fine, more than just ‘slightly’) weird obsession with the ‘My Little Pony’ cartoon. And, of course, the scruffy, unkempt beards on their necks that are a modern version of what’s popular among the Amish community in the US. Each of these things doesn’t mean much in isolation, but when taken together, they paint a picture of someone who may need to work very hard to improve their life.

    The r/justneckbeardthings subreddit has been active since late June of 2013 and recently celebrated its 8th birthday.

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    The moderators have got only 4 rules that members need to follow, including avoiding reposts (“Reposts are for losers,” they explain), not being a neckbeard on Reddit, being nice to turtles (here are a couple of possible explanations for the phrase), and avoiding sharing any and all personal info. Sure, the subreddit might be all about mocking neckbeards, but the mods point out that they don’t want to see any bullying or witch-hunts.

    #10

    It’s Hard Out Here For A Neckbeard Trying To Find The Proper M’lady

    It’s Hard Out Here For A Neckbeard Trying To Find The Proper M’lady

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh not this science-lady either she is educated and thinks..

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She always interrupts me when I'm explaining her career incorrectly.

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Rihanna. How ever will she come back this.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewh... the first sentence tho ºoº

    Frankie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised BP allowed the C word

    Brian Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the only times he's even been on a date is when he takes the trash out to the curb.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oo...and PB didn't censor this ..becassuuee?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm going to the p**n broker to sell my old things ok

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago

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    This was unnecessarily vulgar, IMHO. A loser be a loser regardless of their clothing. See: former POTUS Trump.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a good example IMHO. tDumps suits never fit him well. He always looked like he's wearing borrowed suits. Other than that I agree first line was uncalled for.

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago

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    This entry isn't someone being a "neckbeard", it's a woman being just as offensive and ridiculous as one

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    #11

    This Is Fake, Right?

    This Is Fake, Right?

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but that's really, really sad. Imagine how desperate and lonely he must have been to do that. I feel really sorry for him.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's bad when you can't even get with an authentic catfish.

    Мара Гончарова
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dying of second-hand embarrassment now.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, I hope it was good for him at least?

    J.C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives cyber meaning to the expression "go F... yourself."

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. But now we have AI Dungeon. Thanks technology!

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    #12

    Local Board Game Shop Fighting Back The Neckbeards

    Local Board Game Shop Fighting Back The Neckbeards

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sympathies to the staff there. Particularly the female ones.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because male staff doesn't suffer just as much from the stench?

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    Vermillion Ace #443
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😐 The staff need not apologize for having to say anything, this should be a requirement when sharing a public space.

    Natalie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the person that gave permission for this sign a frickin' medal.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously I get why people think lack of hygiene stems from depression but I suffer from depression and have done for at least 30 years, but at least I can remember to wash and use deodorant. .

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite was being told by a counseling professional that I couldn’t be depressed because I showed up clean to his office. Now *that’s* gatekeeping.

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    Martin Forbes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sheer fact that someone had to make then display that notice shows how bad things were.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sympathies to those who are unable to shower and buy/use deodorant. Homelessness, mental illness, whatever the reason. If it *is* a conscious choice as in "eff you all", then, okay, a-hole. Otherwise, just ask if they need help ------ they might.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post isn’t aimed at ALL people who don’t bathe for whatever reasons, it’s aimed directly at “neckbeards” those mean guys who are awful to women, talk down to everyone and have an inflated sense of self with but in reality are just jerks who CHOOSE bad hygiene.

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    Jack Corbyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to post this at my gym.

    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean. They obvioulsy don't think about themselves.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't bother to give yourself a shower or a bath, something is wrong with you.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really sad that families haven't raised kids to care for themselves a lot better.

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    “At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self-confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self-examination and improvement,” writes Urban Dictionary.

    “Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.”

    #13

    Revenge Of The Nerd

    Revenge Of The Nerd

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're so delusional that you think "Leave me alone, creep" is asking for a date.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is not a form of positivity. If it is we in trouble --

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he’s going to therapy. That’s definitely more than all the other ones

    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, that’s a positive sign at least.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not rejecting women. He repelling them. Repulsing them. By being revolting, reprehensible, reviling, and repugnant.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure that any woman who is rejected by you would see it as a blessed relief.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh honey, let me put you out of your misery. We can smell your creepy and hostile mix of crazy, and we don't want to be around you, either.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably is one of those asshats who thinks any woman who doesn’t want him is a lesbian.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he's in the room, every woman is a lesbian.

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    Mateo Buysse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a legit story tbh....i have seen a few straight ppl glow out in their late 30's and afterwards not feeling it and though i can not exclude being socially inept for flirting signals, asexual feelings or attachement issues, this one does seem not far fetched.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually had some interaction with the guy who made this post. It's 5 years old and I've only encountered him recently, but he does not come across as a modern day Casanova (certainly , he's only ever mentioned one ex-partner). He's actually a pretty alright guy, who I've never heard say anything incel-like, but he often stands up against s**t-shaming, homophobia and racism. He is pretty candid about having had mental health issues and often posts giving advice to other sufferers, so I have to assume this was either a fanciful aberration or an exaggeration of one or two incidents.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or else, he was just not lying, and all the stupid people who started insulting him and assuming random lies were wrong?

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    #14

    My Doctoral Thesis

    My Doctoral Thesis

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will donate to the Gofundme for their charter flight!

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor North Koreans. Their lives are hard enough. :(

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No please, those North Korean women are suffering enough as is!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to worry. They wouldn't get far enough to reach any of them anyway. With that attitude and behaviour, the best they'd get is an officer.

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my first fedora after having two kids and than another one after my third kid. Leave fedoras out of this. Those tiny brimmed hats they wear are trilbys What is the difference between a fedora and trilby? Image result for trilby vs fedora Unlike the fedora, which has a movable, or “snap” brim, the trilby is made so that the brim is permanently fixed down, and usually the brim is set at a much more severe angle than the fedora.

    Jack Corbyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok to fat shame as long as your target is a "neckbeard"? Ok, got it.

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these "neckbeards" wear a trilby, which is not the same as a fedora.

    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole "Asian chicks" thing isn't just a haha funny joke, though. It's rampant and often violent race fetishization, and Asian women have literally been assaulted and murdered by people like this.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is a genius🤩

    Norah Reilly
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    4 years ago

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    Too bad that your post is full of racism and sexism. You're not a closet neckbeard by any chance, are you?

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    #15

    Hi Beautiful

    Hi Beautiful

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to sit in on the court case just to watch the judge try not to laugh in the guys face.

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a higher authority than you so you should stop degrading yourself and let me do it!"

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next, guy insists that he really does have a sense of humor.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean misogyny? If misogamy were a word it would mean "hates marriage/sexual partnering".

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    K1tt3n
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will take legal action" ahahahahahahhahaha

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will take legal action to make you get rid of your depression a huh huh!"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a joke. It NEEDS to be a joke.

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    Meanwhile, another entry in Urban Dictionary describes neckbeards as “talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.”

    [Tips fedora] “M’panda.”

    #16

    Females Deserted Us

    Females Deserted Us

    scherrzando Report

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny they picked Denethor when Wormtongue is the canon incel. XD

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right. But cmon that face is just priceless

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder what those incels think about their own parents, since they are clearly "evil" by their definition of other humans. They managed to procreate!

    Jeremy Van Portfliet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I may be slow. I do not know what means.

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Incel" is short for "involuntarily celibate." It's guys who blame women for their problems. They're known for being quietly bitter until they go on a killing spree.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    They are not angry against women, they are lonely, miserable and bitter because they are too ugly to be loved or to make friends.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. They are lonely because they belong to a terrorist organisation that is pro rape and murder and has killed so far more than 50 women.

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    #17

    When Your Euphoria Hits Other Players

    When Your Euphoria Hits Other Players

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    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner used to work at a game store and would run MTG games for free on his off time. The way they would thanklessly trash the store every time was infuriating. There was one day he went into the bathroom and there was just piss all over the place. He stopped the entire tourney and made them all come into the bathroom to look at the mess, then had to explain to the group of "grown" men how to properly piss in a toilet. Don't even get me started on the smell in there during those times.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one should have to tell anyone over the age of thirteen to take a bath.

    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahahaha! A friend works in a local hotel that was hosting a Magic: The Gathering convention and she said that on the second day, several of the attendees were asked to leave to go shower.

    Marcia Cash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about over the top fake perfume layers of soap, shampoo, deodorant, fabric softener, and air freshener? That can be worse that B.O.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, yes. well... not really worse because stale sweat is awful, but really really bad, too. I'd like to add stale cigarettes or - most terrible of all - the combination of old, low-quality coffee with cigarette-smoke on the breath. It literally smells like s**t! I've had a young teacher who smelled like that, and she wanted to be super-supportive and leaned over pupils when they had a question. Nobody could stand her getting close, she smelled like poop-in-the-sun. *shudder*

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    Logic and Reason
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooof. I love Magic: The Gathering but it’s certainly true that the community can be a little… odorous

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also general attitude. I used to go to a Pokemon Card league thing as a kid with my brother. My parents stopped letting us go because of the weird adults.

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nothing else, points for grammar. Most people (probably myself included) would have said "...if your or your clothing has..."

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    #18

    Just Chilling In Moms Basement

    Just Chilling In Moms Basement

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I knew there would be a bong! This table exists in so many rooms around the world

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the f did you find the bong in this mess :D

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a floor to go bare foot on

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else can they pick up the fallen french fries while playing COD?

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    Green Machine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reflex to this photo is holding my breath.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just from this photo, I can taste the stench!

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can anyone stand to have that much trash built up?

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I spent most of the 90's sat in rooms like this, this isn't neckbeard, this is young guys with their first time moving out and just partying and not giving a f**k.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I think it's pretty standard, at least in the western world, to know guys or be the guy with that kind of room. I mean... it's disgusting on so many levels, but there's hope they're going to grow out of it. My two brothers did, eventually 😁

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    Bryan Woody
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like you are visiting the town dump…but with people living there. And they have electricity.

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    #19

    How Do You Go 62 Days Without A Shower??

    How Do You Go 62 Days Without A Shower??

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People said things all right, but he didn't hear them because they all stayed 200 yards away.

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Besides, smelling like you showered with body spray isn't nice either

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people in this world who refuse the vaccine because they don't trust the chemicals in it, but will spray an entire bottle of whateverthef**k Axe Bodyspray is made of all over themselves and into everyone's lungs.

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, nobody said anything because they were trying to hold their breath / escape your aura of BO

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too busy choking on the stench to be able to speak. (the stench of BO mixed with far to much deodorant (and especially a deodorant like axe/lynx) is sickening ughh)

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    suvani subba
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually this is axe sales agent using alternative method of marketing :D

    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the smell, what about the skin conditions? Wash that dead skin off, it goes manky if you don't eeeewwww

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they get fungal skin infections and see doctors.

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person that took the screenshot upvoted both the post and the reply? Strange.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the original post is a joke and the reply took it seriously, and the person who took the screenshot found it all hilarious.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and nobody said anything"...please don't assume people's politeness is an approval

    J.C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said anything because it is embarrassing to tell a grown man to bathe.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even on a clean body, Axe still smells horrible.

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone go 62 days without taking a shower ??

    Skyler Sage Tang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my worst depression I didn't shower for like 2 months. Not an excuse though :)

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    #20

    Hopefully This Brings As Much Joy To You As It Did Me. 100% My Brother And His Friends

    Hopefully This Brings As Much Joy To You As It Did Me. 100% My Brother And His Friends

    SYCKB0I Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people might. But most bullying victims are just chosen because they dont have friends or defend them. Bullies find any excuse to bully others. Height, sex, weight, intelligence level...

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, short and thicc asf, female, bi, and super smart: *chuckles* I'm in danger.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. Bullies pick on anyone they can. They imagine a reason. They make themselves the victims. And bullies always *blame* their victims.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this doesn't bring joy to me. There is no excuse to bully someone. You are the jerk if you were a bully, does not matter why.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not necessarily true. I was bullied and I didn't do any of these things.

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Always good to hear victims of bullying have no one to blame but themselves. Even if they ninja sprint somewhere - which most anime fans I know would NOT do in public - why should it matter?

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, victims of bullying, stop acting like it's the bullies' fault.

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No; I did get bullied for liking anime actually.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if bullying because of growling or ninja sprinting is in any way acceptable. Idiot.

    Abhinav Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posted by a bully. Not an excuse to bully anyone.

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    #21

    I Can Respect That

    I Can Respect That

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one man can pull off a fedora, and he's also rocking a leather jacket and bullwhip

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Indiana Jones, but what about Humphrey Bogart or Cary Grant?

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't assign to any of ideologies of neckbeards, but I do like fedoras..

    Eucritta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the fedoras. It's the heads under them.

    Thomas Stead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fedoras dont look that bad, in the 1800's, or if pulled off correctly.

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a fedora they wear; gives off major theater kid vibes, lol

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it's trilbies they wear, a fedora is a different hat!

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    #22

    Not Even Satan Wants Neckbeards

    Not Even Satan Wants Neckbeards

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Satan has had to put up signs reminding people to have showers 🤦‍♀️

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS quite warm down there, I've heard. Clammy. That'd be my idea of hell. Hot, not a problem. Clammy, you cruel, cruel dark lord. Monster.

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    Shayda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I vomited a little bit in my mouth.

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your ass smells so bad that even satan is offended.....LOL

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    #23

    If You Want A "Strong" Woman, You're Gay!

    If You Want A "Strong" Woman, You're Gay!

    MetsFan113 Report

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a man wanting a submissive man is straight?

    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose a submissive man is a woman in this reality?

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean that wanting a kind, caring, non-asshole man makes me straight ?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems I'm a member of the LHBTQ+ community now. Just have to figure out if I'm Lesbian.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what about gay women who want strong women?.....

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *neckbeard starts producing sweat in large quantities like he's a world war ii sweat factory*

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I am gay since I married to physically and mentally strong woman. I'll also have you know that she's one of them college learned smart one with a job and pants, lots of pants.

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you don't know what gay means without...etc.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys would hate my sister, then. She is physically strong.

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    #24

    Wanna Hear A Scary Story, M'lady?

    Wanna Hear A Scary Story, M'lady?

    AtlantaBoyz Report

    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy once said to me,What would you do if we were the last two people on earth? I looked him in the eye and said, I would kill myself.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy said something similar to me too, adding "but what if we had to repopulate the country, eh??". I told him "I'd rather let the human race go extinct".

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Positive side of the situation: Nobody around to arrest or punish her for murdering him

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying m'lady is only acceptable at Renaissance Faires. I think. I've only been to one.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the guy wearing a fedora in this story?

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whelp, guess humanity is going to be extinct then (also, the last 2 humans? I would never want to make babies who have to make incest babies with each other to keep the human population going. Ew)

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I struggle with the "m'lady" because I grew up on reruns of the original Thunderbirds and I just dont want to picture Parker with Lady Penelope in a Team America style session!

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You kill him. If there's nobody else on earth, there's no consequences.

    Alaska
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally gave me goosebumps

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    #25

    I Wonder What She Did

    I Wonder What She Did

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most incels are Trump trash. And they definitely HATE women!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to figure out why they won't use her name. Is a surname too much? Harris, Clinton, Ocasio-Cortez? ... If the standard is to say "Cruz, Gaetz, Trump", then I say the women get their surnames, too. Just me. Oh dear. A radical socialist bra-burner, I am. (That last was sarcasm, sort of. I'd never burn a bra.)

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behind every anime character was an incel hiding.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago

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    ...Guys, i think i found the Neckbeard. He said "Churlish" in a serious context.

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    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anime characters are not real. The ones fueling the hashtag are disturbingly real, and have right to vote

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahaha

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did she do wrong? Other than being openly antisemitic? Trying to invent a fake jewish background to cover up her antisemitism and had to retract it when caught lying? The fact her district only gives her a 17% approval rating, but is a 9:1 Democrat District in part of NYC that hasnt elected a Republican since the 1800s and therefor wins by just being a Democrat? And I can go on and on. I live one district over from her. No one here likes her, over 90% of her campaign money not only isnt from the district, but not from NYC even.

    notdream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now she is antisemitic. For not helping Israel in the war with Palestine. She was getting America away from another war, not being racist. I also believe this would be based off the comments of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the racist QAnon supporter that thinks socialism and democracy will be the end of us.

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    Brian Williams
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    4 years ago

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    She's subhuman communist scum. Probably much like you are.

    notdream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communists are scum now? So equal rights is a bad thing? Maybe communism did fail but it supports the idea of equality and peace. Research things before you insult them Brian.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    She is slightly annoying, but not enough to be such a target for so many awful people.

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    #26

    F You Then

    F You Then

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who calls themselves a "nice guy" or "gentleman" is lying.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde..

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone...anyone, ever tells me that I look "scrumptious", I'd probably throw up.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe he doesn't actually know any gentlemen...

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative responses: "Yes. I don't suppose you know any?" "I'm sorry; I don't think my husband would appreciate that." "I would, but I've already asked out your father."

    Brian Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um dude, she said "no" to drinks. I doubt she's gonna let you f*ck her.

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrumptious XD I’m dyinging

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    #27

    I Think This Belongs Here..

    I Think This Belongs Here..

    foof182 Report

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a trilby, not a fedora

    Tom Harper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what most of your classic neckbeards wear and almost universally call a fedora - they wouldn't know the difference between a trilby, a fedora, or a homburg if you slapped them with one.

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    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine another penguin tries to get some fish, and this one is like "No! M'fish!"

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    #28

    My Boyfriend And I Dressed As A Neckbeard And His Waifu For Halloween

    My Boyfriend And I Dressed As A Neckbeard And His Waifu For Halloween

    GracefullyLiv Report

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 That level of dedication, must be an amazing couple with a lot of confidence!

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dedication, they're pretty simple outfits mate, come on.

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    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really super cute. The flip-flops with the tube socks is killing me.

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right?!? Sword, CHECK. Fedora, CHECK. Overcoat so nobody knows they're fat, CHECK. Coulda gone with jams instead of the cargo shorts, but they're ready!

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    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs more beard and less hygiene!

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry guys - terrible costumes - because you two look so freakin' cute. TOO CUTE, thus costumes are inaccurate.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the [Japanese word idk] is too mature. Needs to be at maximum a zygote.

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    UmmKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the most realistic body pillow I've ever seen .

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast they would look embarrassing on the day no one cares.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cargo shorts with a trenchcoat and a sword... freakin' trilby, thongs and socks. Oh my, I've seen too many like this in my day.

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he is dressed as a neckbeaerd, why doesn't he have a beard?

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    #29

    The Market Decided...

    The Market Decided...

    TealStarRanger Report

    Vivian Orr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok… I’m seeing incel here a lot. Can someone please tell me what it means and also AOC. Thank you.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and I just learned that "fedora libertarian" is an actual thing and the decision I made 15 years ago to expat the US shines with more luster every single day.

    #30

    So Accurate It Hurts

    So Accurate It Hurts

    neonfiona Report

    Kevin Gerke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably super confusing without knowing the reference. There was an episode of Rick and Morty where Rick went off on a tangent about the sauce when it was available at McDonalds years ago. McDonalds rolled with the sudden interest in the sauce and brought some back very briefly. Some Rick and Morty fans got super excited about it.

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like stuff like this happens because girly stuff is vilified, and it goes doubly for girly stuff that's kinda juvenile like unicorns or pink, despite society being the ones that ascribe meaning to that stuff... It's a big double standard and women do it too. It's like how romcoms are derided but action movies not so much.

    Sam Yobado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Unicorns, Math humor, Rick and Morty tangential references. Love it all.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Venn diagram are two or more cycles that overlap to form a part that show similarities. Fiona means that the same guys that are lining up for Szechuan sauce (a Rick and Morty gag) are exactly the same guys that mock women for unicorn coffee

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make my own , Unicorn fraps that is

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, Scagsy’s a sensitive guy, isn’t he? Lmao, so angry bc you don’t get the reference. Boy, how appropriate for this post!!!!

    Aleksei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why put others down for their justifiable anger?

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    Brian Williams
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    4 years ago

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    Sounds like the women who piss and moan about being sexually objectified by men and then judge men on their looks and other physical attributes.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Are we criticising sauces now? I'm out of touch and don't know what I should be liking in order to be part of the 'in' crowd. If you were about to tell me, please write it down on a piece of lettuce, screw it up and rub it into your smug, emotionally retarded face. You disgust me. Thanks for wanting to help, though.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this sarcastic or are you literally a neckbeard??? Lol

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    #31

    Why Are You Booing Me? I’m Right

    Why Are You Booing Me? I’m Right

    byouguessedit Report

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never understood why my fellow weebs are so infatuated with a specific character. It seems like they don’t actually like anime; they like the pipe dream that someday someone will be romantically interested in them.

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    #32

    Accidental Neckbeardism

    Accidental Neckbeardism

    Manbearcatward Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest question: is there something wrong with tipping your hat to a girl? I think it's quite sweet.

    Natalie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in an area where older men will still frequently tip their hat in greeting and, honestly, I think it's lovely.

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok, we won't stop you

    #33

    Having A Girlfriend Is Cheating!

    Having A Girlfriend Is Cheating!

    My170 Report

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Justin Whang, his channel is funny, and he has played in some good metal bands.

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a youtuber and he always looks like that, he is a cool dude. He also embraced his name which he most likely got ridiculed for a lot.

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    #34

    When Even Your Fantasy Starts Dropping Hints

    When Even Your Fantasy Starts Dropping Hints

    ramennumerals Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood why so many people at a convention just won't shower. I can walk around in a fullbody cosplay suit the whole day and I still don't sweat as much as some of these guys stink.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk around like that for a full month without showering or cleaning the suit. Incels seem to like letting the full aroma mature, so it drifts and lingers long after they leave (used to be in property management, had some tenants like that).

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    Pilot Chick
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree con goers need higher hygiene standards, but could we also get better air conditioning? You get a huge number of people packed in a convention area and it get stupidly hot which doesn’t help.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better air conditioning does not help people who don't bathe.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling the National Guard and the FBI.

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t been to a con yet, is this actually that common?

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    #35

    The Reeeeaction Would Be So Satisfying

    The Reeeeaction Would Be So Satisfying

    BooDooPerson Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't people dress as Picke Rick for Halloween ?

    Alexis Draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, unfortunately, a lot of Rick & Morty fans are kind of insufferable. I love the show & hope im not one of them. But i also dont try to think im super smart cause i laugh at it or try to explain it to others, assuming im better than them...so probably not

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    Vivian Orr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell…… some of these would probably be a lot more meaningful if I knew what some of these words meant. i.e. incel, waifu, AOC to start with. I wish there was a book I could buy that had meanings for these and so many more.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you want to be Larry from Veggietales?

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    #36

    Nani!?!?!? Don't Y'all Just Hate It When This Happens?

    Nani!?!?!? Don't Y'all Just Hate It When This Happens?

    VladimirsPudin Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also taking panty pictures isn't considered a popular action. Japanese law states that the sounds for taking a picture with a smartphone needs to be constantly on. Groping in trains also will end with broken bones in reality

    DamnBecky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly my SiL (who is Japanese) tells a different story about the trains growing up in Tokyo. The times she snapped back at men who groped her, she was removed from the train by security for causing a disturbance. She said she learned very quickly how to stand in groups with other girls and cover each other, even if you had never met them before. I would get calls from her in tears that last year she was there because of the way men treated her on the trains and in the streets. She had hoped getting married and having a ring would be protection. She was an engineer and one of the reasons she quit a few months after she and my brother got married was so she didnt have to take the rush-hour train anymore and be harassed and groped on nearly a daily basis. I wish it ended in broken bones, but sadly from her stories it doesnt seem to.

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    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people in online anime communities really need to see this.

    #37

    Neckbeards On A Vacation

    Neckbeards On A Vacation

    Yourfunnyyellowdog Report

    elSti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's as all those 1/12th italians always talking about how their mom makes to real spaghetti bolognese and it's so much better than what everybody else makes because she adds oregano

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, because Japanese culture stops with anime...

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, It continues with Godzilla and other kaiju, but stops there.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone told this guy about the culturally significant tradition of seppuku?

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he talking to Bob, Gene, and Louise Belcher?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey is that metro man from invulnerable

    #38

    The More You Know...

    The More You Know...

    agayamongthestr8s Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend $50 on a game or spend $10 on personal hygiene. Difficult choice.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those with some disorders, it actually is, yes. Unfortunately.

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    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are playing Magic the Gathering, then you are already broke. It was one of the reasons we stopped playing...too many expansion packs and became too expensive.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually got almost 20,000 magic the gathering cards for free, AND I use soap.

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oml yes, Magic cards are insanely expensive. As a Magic player: please prioritize hygiene before fancy cardstock.

    #39

    A Poor, Deaf Girls Nightmare

    A Poor, Deaf Girls Nightmare

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him: I'm cool and edgy and take risks while giving an air of sophistication and darkness. Her: You look like the b*stard offspring of a fat goat and the monopoly guy. Your about as edgy as a ball and more like lukewarm at best. Now excuse me while I walk away crying... with laughter

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    4 years ago

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    #40

    His Mom Is Stacy Af

    His Mom Is Stacy Af

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF he graduates from high school, that is. Might as well finish the basement, because you going to have someone living there—-forever—-who has “failed to launch”.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "His Mom Is Stacy Af" mean? Only thing I can think of is THE song, but in that song Stacy is girl's name who's mother the song is about.

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To incels, Chads & Stacies are people living in their own bubble who don't understand what life is really like because they're too stupid, popular, & good-looking. Basically the opposite of an incel, who, despite being sooo smart, are unpopular & ugly so they can never have relationships but they know what life is REALLY like because they're geniuses. At least, that's what I gathered from Alek Minassian's interrogation after he went on a massacre using his car because of his devotion to the incel philosophy. They're all unhinged. Here's the interrogation, if you're interested. Really explains incel culture very well https://youtu.be/q14MBeQk0Kc

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point you just accept it.

    Metaniel
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    4 years ago

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    I don't get it xD teriyaki is made out of ketchup, so like... Double tomato flavor? 😅

    Chancellor Gowron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf are you on? Teriyaki sauce is soy sauce, sake, ginger and sugar. Ketchup is tomatoes, sugar, and vinegar. Omg they both have sugar, they're definitely the exact same. 😏

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    #41

    There's No Love

    There's No Love

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone can't deal with their own confused hormonal drive to reproduce.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan generally of soppy music but I get why people like it, that Adele song 'hello' is a real cracker though, it makes me wave my arms around and gesture emotionally, it's a great song.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad for the guy in that picture, I hope he’s okay with this kind of stuff. Or I guess if he’s also a neckbeard incel then it’s fine.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all agree that JonTron is the only good neckbeard.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy in that picture looks like my 15 year old cousin...beard and all.

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least he knows that he is confused

    #42

    American Animation Is Art

    American Animation Is Art

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned English watching Disney, Cartoon Network, Discovery and Nat Geo in my country. Probably you can tell by my writing. It's not much but it works.

    deathrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My step dad learned English with American cartoons in his home country of Argentina. It's actually really common.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fam (some) learned by listening to baseball and other sports games. "Sports Announcer English" is what we're calling it.

    ezPZ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I progressed my english with FG when I was 13....

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [reading hunger games] Hey Louis! Cato stabbed me in the leg and i have a blood infection! neheheeheheehe!

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, yeah, that does happen. Learning a language through the proper channels will always give you a much better grasp of it though.

    #43

    I Told Him To Stop Messaging Me Because My Boyfriend Was Uncomfortable With Me Being In Contact With Him...

    I Told Him To Stop Messaging Me Because My Boyfriend Was Uncomfortable With Me Being In Contact With Him...

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My 'a*****e boyfriend' just took a screenshot and forwarded it, along with your contact info, to your local police department. Your move, ja***ff."

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude is half the weight of a wet t shirt. Who does he think he's going to beat up?

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or what, you'll cry on it? Or whack him with your waifu pillow? Ugh..

    Stephanie Rohweder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sad or funny that I have the same shirt as him?

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll have to burn the shirt...

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the important thing to notice is "watch your back", as in "i'm too scared for direct confrontation so i will find a weasly way to hurt you while your back is turned"

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just thought of my husband's and what his reaction would be and it was a real lol moment.... he should hit the gym (preferably MMA Gym) if he wants to make such remarks

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, i am getting the empathetic embarrassment feeling with this one.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but “stop messaging me because my boyfriend doesn’t like it” is stupid and possibly toxic.

    ezPZ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He kind looks... Smurftastic

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    #44

    All That’s Missing Is Don Draper And Bill The Butcher

    All That’s Missing Is Don Draper And Bill The Butcher

    "white dude between 15 and 24 who got straight Cs in high school and is smarter than everyone else in the world starter pack"

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    achilles get down from there
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deadpool doesn't belong here, he drinks respect women juice at every meal

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clear they wanted to get a rise out of people for that.

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    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    V doesn't belong here whatsoever, nor fight club for that matter.

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cartman must be MUCH older than he looks, but I get it; I've seen the nerdrage when, for example, cartoons began to move away from the likes of "Wiseass Tween Chosen One with Penis: Center of the Entire Universe" and "The Grunting Adventures of Muscle Man and Perky Girl."

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know who else is Perky Girl? MY MOM! *universe collapses into nuclear fireball*

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    Angela Jester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deadpool doesn't belong here. He's violent,smartassed and amoral, but not misogynisitic ;)

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHOS THE GUY WITH THE SMILEY MASK NAD THE HAT

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The villain from "V for vendetta"

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don Draper was in his 30s and 40s and grew up in a whorehouse and doesn’t act smarter than everyone

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    #45

    Telling A Little Girl That Feminism Sucks

    Telling A Little Girl That Feminism Sucks

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No turtle, no teenage, just mutant.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time that little girl has graduated with a PhD he'll still be sitting there, obese with diabetes and a heart condition, telling little girls that feminism sucks.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His heart be like: *sounds of the world's most pathetic grasshopper beam locomotive trying to climb up a swiss funicular*.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the very faded tee shirt still fits tells me he was a….husky….little boy.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Women won't date me because of feminism"

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a 2-litre bottle of Diet Coke? Fewer calories, so I can drink more.

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    #46

    The Difference Between WWI And WWII

    The Difference Between WWI And WWII

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    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the country that basically invented Nazis we wouldn't make that difference though.

    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha.. just imagine! Walking into a german school decked out in WW1 replica. that would summon the Eltern preeetty quickly!

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    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like a neonazis have taken to displaying the WW1 Reichskriegsflagge as an alternative since they cannot openly display the swastika one... Oh wait.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the twit carrying a WW2 swastika flag... The stupid and cringe are strong here.

    Maneki Neko
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn‘t seem to be a swastika flag, though. From the little you can see it‘s more likely a „Reichskriegsflagge“ which was used until 1921. This flag has more white and black and very little red on it and the „Eisernes Kreuz“ (iron cross).

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a WW1 German helmet and waving the hakenkreuz-flag does identify you as a nazi. The Bratwurst face doesn't help either.

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that an iron cross, not a swastika? I am not well-versed in Nazi-bilia because 🤮

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    And then the people who wrongly blamed him apologized. The end.

    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago

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    To be fair, America was hardly in WW1, it's not surprising they get confused

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    #47

    The Real Japanese Navy

    The Real Japanese Navy

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    #48

    I Tell You H'what

    I Tell You H'what

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm befriended with some employees from the local GameStop in my city, sometimes I help them putting new things into the shelves because I want to help them a bit. I can't believe how many men have tried to either cringy hit on me, or trying to scare me out of the store because I'm a woman.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try to help. Putting stuff on shelves is not a task that needs help. Please find friends outside a store. Just like it's not normal to hit on people like that, it's also not normal to "hang out" in a store or stay in a place with people you claim to not feel comfortable with to begin with.

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    #49

    A Guy I Work With Won A Comp Kitkat Were Doing, He Got To Choose His Own Design To Be Made

    A Guy I Work With Won A Comp Kitkat Were Doing, He Got To Choose His Own Design To Be Made

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nestle went bankrupt not long after..."

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he created a label that says, "don't eat this candy bar". I bet he thinks he's "smart", too.

    Roman Hans
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    4 years ago

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    Nobody realizes this stereotype is completely offensive?

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take off the fedora, have a shower and shave your neck

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    #50

    I Stand Corrected

    I Stand Corrected

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    Natalie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least we get trilbies back.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Unrelated.

    #51

    I Call It Cringe-Speak

    I Call It Cringe-Speak

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh jesus... "Am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I too old to understand this? Lol

    deathrose
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    4 years ago

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    I've only seen woman at cons speak like this out loud.

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    #52

    Just Normal Everyday Things

    Just Normal Everyday Things

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    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a New Zealander: wait, that’s not Chlöe Swarbrick. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxJsPXrEqCI

    olx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure a bunch of incels mass reported her after discovering she wasn't available

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    Vivian Orr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why?? Really…. can u tell me why?

    T Lee Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. His name is cum cowboy. 🤢

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    An essential part of this irrelevant story is missing : what she did ot be banned.

    #53

    Neck Beards In Public

    Neck Beards In Public

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to know the back story behind this picture.

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I unsee this cursed image...?

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. You don't like my point of view and I'm insane. It's not sane. It's not sane.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that problem. Very annoying

    #54

    How To Properly Argue With A Redditor

    How To Properly Argue With A Redditor

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I met one of these recently right here on the site! Option one doesn't exist in their universe 🤷‍♀️

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk is a jerk who accused someone of being a pedo because he was mad. 👍

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame. I wanted to steal his large moronic spacecraft and meet some aliens.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ad hominem - the most classical way to "discuss" on the internet

    #55

    Thought This Belonged

    Thought This Belonged

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    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Pretty sure Dan Salvato wears deodorant.

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    #56

    Owo

    Owo

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I really don't understand most of these. Abandon Thread!!!

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I had a friend who talked like this for a week or two and it was SO annoying

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesnt understand, OwO is an emojicon sort of like UwU (O is eyes, W is mouth) and hewo..is..i dont even know

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for this. I wondered what it was bit was afraid of what google would show me.

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    To be clear, saying UwU and R's like W's is acceptable in a purposely cringy way or for joking around - anybody that uses such stuff in a serious conversation lacks the brain for social interactions

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Wasn't UwU supposed to look like an anime face? Wow, I really am out of touch geek-wise.

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    #57

    Ticker Of Many Boxes

    Ticker Of Many Boxes

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fancy hat"? A WalMart trilby is "fancy" now?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn’t turn the camera on, then it looks like the NSA probably has a really good reason to be monitoring your online activities, proud boy. (Was he at the Capitol on 1/6/21?)