People On This Group Are Shaming ‘Neckbeards’, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts
Prepare yourselves, dear Pandas, we’re about to journey into one of the most shadowy and hilarious corners of the internet—into the vast Cringe Empire, home of the elusive, socially inept neckbeards. Known for their poor hygiene, misogynistic points of view, [ahem] ‘interesting’ style choices, love of anime, katanas, body pillows, and Japanese culture, these fedora-wearing individuals are called neckbeards.
A pejorative term, it lightly pokes fun at those geeks who have over-inflated egos (and more than occasionally—over-inflated tummies), are often misogynistic, call people “m’lady,” and believe that acting like a functioning member of society is more of a recommendation than a requirement. Whether or not they have a beard on their necks or in their hearts is beside the point. All that matters is the beard in their soul.
One place that publicly shames the most cringeworthy neckbeards is the ‘Just Neckbeard Things’ subreddit, a community of nearly 809k members. It’s an online group “for mocking those who adorn their necks with proud man fur.” And I love their tagline which is “barba non philisophum facit” which roughly translated from Latin means “one's beard does not make a philosopher.”
Have a look through some of the subreddit’s funniest and quirkiest posts about neckbeards, upvote the ones that made you laugh, and be sure to give the online group a visit if you enjoyed their stuff. Onwards, dear Readers! Just remember not to touch anyone’s fedora—it makes them... angry.
Plenty of neckbeards eat very poorly, move very little, and stereotypically subsist on Doritos and Mountain Dew, which means their health isn't up to scratch. Bored Panda reached out to fitness expert Jack Bly to hear his take on what we can do to improve our health and fitness if we feel that it's negatively impacting the quality of our lives. You'll find his insights below.
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Women And Their... *shuffles Deck* ...pants!
I don't know about pants for women, but I know this guy needs to wear a straitjacket..
A man who is worried about being "seduced" by the existence of a woman wearing clothing should never leave the house without a bag on his head. Problem solved.
Okay but hear me out. It's impossible for a man to wear pants without sexualizing his body since they highlight his legs, bulge and rear end. Men who want to be modest should not own pants at all.
That's like saying "You can see that women have bodies when they wear clothes that's a no no" like duh we have more natural curves, what does he want, women wearing invisibility cloaks?
I as a person born female who has to deal with this for the rest of his life, yes, I do want a invisibility cloak (mostly because it's totally bada**)
Load More Replies...Women wore trousers since the 6th century BC in Persian, Eastern and Central Asian regions by male and female horse riders and was documented by the Greeks
I know some countries where this guy could live and never be offended again by women wearing pants.
And, in turn, the rest of the world would never have to read his nonsense again because those same countries severely restrict people's access to the internet. Seems like a win-win to me.
Load More Replies...So a knee length skirt which shows naked legs and us impossible to bend down to pick something up off the floor without further disclosure, that's totally modest
Yeah, I personally think skirts are "sexier." I guess it depends on the skirt, the pants, how you wear them. But the judgment should be left out of the equation.
Load More Replies...Hahaha! Really? Chikka chikka wah wah just going to immodestly whore myself in my sexy ass emphasising dungarees….
They complain that pants display womens' curves, but say nothing about the mens' snug cycling shorts that highlight they're balls.
Where's The Lie?
If they really wanted girlfriends they'd be all over the girl geeks and gamers and programmers, but they do their damndest to push them away... thereby ending any possibility of meeting a girl they have anything in common with. They have NO idea that they have terrible intimacy issues, they'd rather believe it's all the fault of, well, every female alive.
Yep. Plus They get off on self-pity, so it suits them to brand women the same
Load More Replies...I refer to myself as a geek girl and one thing that really is annoying to me, is that boy geeks expect from me to know every character, actor, movie maker, titles and just some scenes out of the blue. The fact that I like certain things, doesn't mean I have to learn everything about it, geez
Most male geeks don't know everything either but there are some who think that knowing everything makes them "superior" to all other geeks. If I had a pound for every time someone has said to me "how can you not know that, call yourself a fan" I would have enough money to buy a full set of replica Mandalorian armor, lol.
Load More Replies...Indeed.A very big part of the male nerd community is really sexist. I have been gaming since I was on my mums lap in the 90s (she started gaming in the late 80s and even now at 60 she still loved videogames). I got so sick of hearing how women cant be nerds or gamers and we do it for attention. Specially if they are attractive. If you are unattractive you dont even exist for these morons. One of the things that stranged me from a lot of my male nerd colleagues was seeing them (often very unattractive) insulting women for not looking like an anime character or s**t shaming the ones who were conventionally attractive.
Oh man.. people (in game)always think that i'm a guy even when i use female char. Until i told them i'm a 40 years old hag. But some ppl still said to me, that no f****n way a female (especially a 40yo like me) would play rpgs😂it's hilarious
Yeah I've been getting mistaken for a dude in games since EverQuest
Load More Replies...THIS! I love comic books and stuff like that and these guys would probably say that I am a "fake geek". Anyone can love comic books, but not everyone loves someone that is condescending and misogynistic.
The rage over "fake geek girls" or (and I've seen this firsthand) the complaints about how the 'cool kids' are screwing up geek culture... 99% of the cases I've seen... it's because the person/persons doing the complaining essentially are taking the path of least resistance. Path A: Look at self. Practice self-awareness and be honest with how you treat others and how you honestly come across to people. - This is hard and served with a massive scoop of humble pie... Path B: Blame another person.. better... another GROUP, then feel smug and don't grow as a person..... WELL... let's see... most of them... Path B it is!
Those Red Caps Are The New Fedoras
How can anyone be this clueless.. Jumping at an oncoming bullet is one thing.. but this guy looks into the gun barre land fires
Load More Replies...Jordan Klepper, he has a lot of fun with Trump supporters. They have no idea he is poking fun at them.
Dude like "Women deserve respect, but only if I agree with them and/or if I find them super hot. The rest? Nah..."
As a non-american european who still thinks a plain fedora can have a place in sophisticated classical menswear if combined carefully, I absolutely object to the equation of MAGA-Caps with fedoras in the headline - which does not change the fact that this man is a jerk.
This whole thread is a weird stereotype I never encountered in America. My husband used to wear a fedora and he was incredibly stylish!
Load More Replies...If you want to really confuse your brain between either laughing, crying, face palming but with a brick wall or all three go to tube and search for "Jordan Klepper vs trump supporters". There's one trumpy who's questioning why President Obama was not in office and what was he doing out of office when 911 happened. Let me know which trumpy really made you do any or all of the above.
If you see this interview in its entirety, it gets worse....this guy is a total toolbag!
And he spins around so gleefully and cartoonish it's hilarious. It's hilarious in that sad and unbelievable way that is now our reality.
Load More Replies...I wanted to get fitness expert Jack's take on what foods to go for when losing weight. Going on a new diet can mean that you're constantly feeling hungry which can, in turn, mean that you're more likely to go back to your old snacking and fast-food habits.
Jack told Bored Panda that high satiety foods are key to keeping hunger at bay. "The foods you are eating need to be high in protein and high volume in order to fill you up," he pointed out.
According to Jack, if someone's looking to lose some weight, he recommends weight lifting as a priority when it comes to exercise. However, mixing that together with some cardio "would be optimal," in his opinion.
"Weight lifting is more of the 'long term fix' as when you put on muscle mass, your body burns more calories just at rest. Thus, this makes it much easier to burn fat and keep it off long term," he said.
"They'll Understand Me In Japan"
Well I am not from Japan but even there people prefer to keep their interests to themselves outside of specific events. You won't see your everyday man roaming like a total joker there 😂
I'm American he says, I watch anime he says, I know all about Japanese culture he says...
There's a saying in Japan: Deru kugi wa utareru. It's translation is "the nail/stake that sticks up will be hammered down" aka "those who stand out will be subject to criticism" ... which is kind of sad, but also makes sense in cases like this. (originality with fashion however is different, if harajuku fashions are anything to go by) there is also the saying "Minu ga hana." which translates "not seeing is a flower" and means "reality can't compete with imagination" - the same can be said for fiction. These guys will never get a girl because they expect actual women to be like anime girls lmao
That mentality of hsmmerbthe mail that sticks up is probably why the suicide rate is so high in Japan, conform or get pummrled into conforming. Sad
Load More Replies...Many weebs are bitterly disappointed when they visit japan. Sorry, it's not the anime utopia you thought it was.
....I'd like to point out that dakimakura is of a 12 YEAR OLD GIRL. Just for added WTF factor.
Madoka is actually 14, but it's still just as gross
Load More Replies...Just A Friendly Reminder!
There are so many pics of signs like this! What is the connection between anime and bad hygiene, why??
Not specific to genre, just a common issue at big conventions.
Load More Replies...I go to cons a lot and this is a gross stereotype. Very few people there don't shower. I've also never been disrespectfully hit on or groped. I've played Magic the Gathering with hard-core tournament players and have had them be respectful and kind. Give these guys a chance. They're usually pretty nice.
I can only upvote you once so here have these as a symbol of how right you are!⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆
Load More Replies...Lack of proper hygiene is a sign of depression. As is overeating, and fantasies instead of life goals. A fair amount of this post seems to be hating on people who deserve our compassion.
No. These posts refer to people who are openly sexist and have really high stardards on women while at the same time have no hygiene at all. Being depressed and not having the will to shower is one thing. Going to a public even smelljng like diarreah (i have experienced that) is a very different thing
Load More Replies...It always amuses me that convention snobs think we're not wearing deodorant, rather than realizing 80deg indoors with packed in crowds of people is F'ing HOT AND UNCOMFORTABLE and no amount of deodorant or showers is EVER going to help until the temperatures and space available to move are tolerable.
I carry a can of Old Spice to conventions. I use it like bear spray to keep the flakes away from me.
Why? Don't you want to recognize a potential life partner by how it smells?
I am going to guess that half those people think "I don't wear deodorant because I don't need it!!" - sorry my friend but.. yes ... yes you do. Good freakin' jeebus you do.
I think it is a joke they do. Surely they don't smell any worse than other people. It's an insider thing.
Not always. I used ti belong to a rol playing association and they needed to out very strict rules because some of the male members were disgusting. One even got banned for it.
Load More Replies...Graphs Don't Lie
😂😂😂😂 Thanks a lot for making me spit my drink over my keyboard...
Me too ! But I was eating oatmeal. Bye! Gotta clean up!
Load More Replies...Incel holds door for woman. Woman says thanks. Incel: "You owe me sex."
Yeah, me too. I can't keep up with the internet lingo.
Load More Replies...The fitness expert told Bored Panda that if someone's dissatisfied with their life and their health, they need to "get very clear on the CHOICE" they have to make. "You can endure the pain of workouts and different eating habits OR you can endure the pain of obesity, brain fog, poor mood, early death, low energy, medical bills, and low confidence."
He added: "It isn’t much of a choice at the end of the day."
How neckbeards are defined entirely depends on who you ask about them. For some, they’re anime-loving, fake katana-wielding dorks who dream about living in Japan. For others, they’re arrogant jerks and 'incels' who see themselves as better than everyone else and have a sense of entitlement that few can match. Often, neckbeards portray themselves as gentlemen, philosophers, and men of culture. Often… they’re anything but.
Say It Again Louder For The People At The Back
Maybe you just should not listen to an asshole, then you would probably find a gal.
Likely reasons you can't get a boyfriend: 1)Your toxic femininity has you convinced all males are rapists. 2) People can literally smell you coming. Unlikely reasons you can't get a boyfriend: You believe you intimidate men with your "intellect" and "inner strength".
Or: I'm not that much of an interesting guy, stay at home kinda guy. Not only because of the covid situation. Who's too ambitious for his own good (work related), while renovating a house. Sorry I can't go traveling the world for dem snapchat/tiktok bragging rights or go out hiking 1000 miles
If you want to find a partner, obviously you have to leave your house. It's very rare that the perfect mate comes to your doorstep and rings the bell and falls head-over-heels for you. Possible, sure - there's bound to be some interesting postal workers or delivery people out there - but unlikely. It also has nothing to do with your snapchat, because PLENTY of people find mates even if thy never even have a social media account. No matter what - if you don't leave your house, it'll be neigh impossible.
Load More Replies...Accurate
.. he moved the bags of chips and cheese dipped nachos to get to the microwave..
But slipped over his cum cloth, fell to the ground and couldn't get his 600 LBS up again so he died crying, because no woman would ever have the pleasure to enjoy his divine body.
Load More Replies...As he was paid 98 cents on the dollar, while his female counterpart across the room was paid 73, for typing the exact same thing.
Get taquitos out of this mess. More likely microwave mac and cheese.
No taquito deserves to die a slow death in the microwave!
Load More Replies..."Toxic masculinity is a cancer", she slurred as she took a long drag from her cigarette and finished off her third pre-noon bottle of wine. "It's killing us women".
Seeing as there's a femicide in Mexico and an increase in rejection killings, acid attacks and threats to female reproductive rights.... pretty much
Load More Replies...A Nice Shot Of The Pastor Who Told Wives To Lose Weight And Look More Feminine
I am in shock, too! But I guess, there is a first time for everything... /s (just like James' comment)
Load More Replies...He probably also tells women that they should be faithful to their husband and that it's their fault when the husband cheats on them. As all religious fools do.
Came here to say this exact thing lol. Looks about 8 months in
Load More Replies...I think he should lose weight and look more feminine. He definitely needs it.
Wow . How do they get away with being called a pastor . They’d never get away with that crap in Ireland or the UK … Or anywhere else in the world . How on Earth do people believe these crooks , I’m generally intrigued
Others still associate neckbeards mostly with their exterior characteristics. The iconic fedora. The baggy suits. The overweight physiques. The slightly (fine, fine, more than just ‘slightly’) weird obsession with the ‘My Little Pony’ cartoon. And, of course, the scruffy, unkempt beards on their necks that are a modern version of what’s popular among the Amish community in the US. Each of these things doesn’t mean much in isolation, but when taken together, they paint a picture of someone who may need to work very hard to improve their life.
The r/justneckbeardthings subreddit has been active since late June of 2013 and recently celebrated its 8th birthday.
The moderators have got only 4 rules that members need to follow, including avoiding reposts (“Reposts are for losers,” they explain), not being a neckbeard on Reddit, being nice to turtles (here are a couple of possible explanations for the phrase), and avoiding sharing any and all personal info. Sure, the subreddit might be all about mocking neckbeards, but the mods point out that they don’t want to see any bullying or witch-hunts.
It’s Hard Out Here For A Neckbeard Trying To Find The Proper M’lady
She always interrupts me when I'm explaining her career incorrectly.
Load More Replies...I'm guessing the only times he's even been on a date is when he takes the trash out to the curb.
i'm going to the p**n broker to sell my old things ok
Load More Replies...Not a good example IMHO. tDumps suits never fit him well. He always looked like he's wearing borrowed suits. Other than that I agree first line was uncalled for.
Load More Replies...She being sarcastic and showing what they act like
Load More Replies...This Is Fake, Right?
Local Board Game Shop Fighting Back The Neckbeards
Because male staff doesn't suffer just as much from the stench?
Load More Replies...😐 The staff need not apologize for having to say anything, this should be a requirement when sharing a public space.
Seriously I get why people think lack of hygiene stems from depression but I suffer from depression and have done for at least 30 years, but at least I can remember to wash and use deodorant. .
My favorite was being told by a counseling professional that I couldn’t be depressed because I showed up clean to his office. Now *that’s* gatekeeping.
Load More Replies...The sheer fact that someone had to make then display that notice shows how bad things were.
My sympathies to those who are unable to shower and buy/use deodorant. Homelessness, mental illness, whatever the reason. If it *is* a conscious choice as in "eff you all", then, okay, a-hole. Otherwise, just ask if they need help ------ they might.
This post isn’t aimed at ALL people who don’t bathe for whatever reasons, it’s aimed directly at “neckbeards” those mean guys who are awful to women, talk down to everyone and have an inflated sense of self with but in reality are just jerks who CHOOSE bad hygiene.
Load More Replies...If you can't bother to give yourself a shower or a bath, something is wrong with you.
“At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self-confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self-examination and improvement,” writes Urban Dictionary.
“Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.”
Revenge Of The Nerd
When you're so delusional that you think "Leave me alone, creep" is asking for a date.
I hope this is not a form of positivity. If it is we in trouble --
Load More Replies...At least he’s going to therapy. That’s definitely more than all the other ones
He’s not rejecting women. He repelling them. Repulsing them. By being revolting, reprehensible, reviling, and repugnant.
I am sure that any woman who is rejected by you would see it as a blessed relief.
Oh honey, let me put you out of your misery. We can smell your creepy and hostile mix of crazy, and we don't want to be around you, either.
He probably is one of those asshats who thinks any woman who doesn’t want him is a lesbian.
When he's in the room, every woman is a lesbian.
Load More Replies...It could be a legit story tbh....i have seen a few straight ppl glow out in their late 30's and afterwards not feeling it and though i can not exclude being socially inept for flirting signals, asexual feelings or attachement issues, this one does seem not far fetched.
I've actually had some interaction with the guy who made this post. It's 5 years old and I've only encountered him recently, but he does not come across as a modern day Casanova (certainly , he's only ever mentioned one ex-partner). He's actually a pretty alright guy, who I've never heard say anything incel-like, but he often stands up against s**t-shaming, homophobia and racism. He is pretty candid about having had mental health issues and often posts giving advice to other sufferers, so I have to assume this was either a fanciful aberration or an exaggeration of one or two incidents.
Or else, he was just not lying, and all the stupid people who started insulting him and assuming random lies were wrong?
Load More Replies...My Doctoral Thesis
No need to worry. They wouldn't get far enough to reach any of them anyway. With that attitude and behaviour, the best they'd get is an officer.
Load More Replies...I got my first fedora after having two kids and than another one after my third kid. Leave fedoras out of this. Those tiny brimmed hats they wear are trilbys What is the difference between a fedora and trilby? Image result for trilby vs fedora Unlike the fedora, which has a movable, or “snap” brim, the trilby is made so that the brim is permanently fixed down, and usually the brim is set at a much more severe angle than the fedora.
It's ok to fat shame as long as your target is a "neckbeard"? Ok, got it.
All these "neckbeards" wear a trilby, which is not the same as a fedora.
The whole "Asian chicks" thing isn't just a haha funny joke, though. It's rampant and often violent race fetishization, and Asian women have literally been assaulted and murdered by people like this.
Hi Beautiful
I would love to sit in on the court case just to watch the judge try not to laugh in the guys face.
"I have a higher authority than you so you should stop degrading yourself and let me do it!"
You mean misogyny? If misogamy were a word it would mean "hates marriage/sexual partnering".
Load More Replies..."I will take legal action to make you get rid of your depression a huh huh!"
Meanwhile, another entry in Urban Dictionary describes neckbeards as “talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.”
[Tips fedora] “M’panda.”
Females Deserted Us
I always wonder what those incels think about their own parents, since they are clearly "evil" by their definition of other humans. They managed to procreate!
"Incel" is short for "involuntarily celibate." It's guys who blame women for their problems. They're known for being quietly bitter until they go on a killing spree.
Load More Replies...No. They are lonely because they belong to a terrorist organisation that is pro rape and murder and has killed so far more than 50 women.
Load More Replies...When Your Euphoria Hits Other Players
My partner used to work at a game store and would run MTG games for free on his off time. The way they would thanklessly trash the store every time was infuriating. There was one day he went into the bathroom and there was just piss all over the place. He stopped the entire tourney and made them all come into the bathroom to look at the mess, then had to explain to the group of "grown" men how to properly piss in a toilet. Don't even get me started on the smell in there during those times.
No one should have to tell anyone over the age of thirteen to take a bath.
Bahahahahaha! A friend works in a local hotel that was hosting a Magic: The Gathering convention and she said that on the second day, several of the attendees were asked to leave to go shower.
what about over the top fake perfume layers of soap, shampoo, deodorant, fabric softener, and air freshener? That can be worse that B.O.
Oh god, yes. well... not really worse because stale sweat is awful, but really really bad, too. I'd like to add stale cigarettes or - most terrible of all - the combination of old, low-quality coffee with cigarette-smoke on the breath. It literally smells like s**t! I've had a young teacher who smelled like that, and she wanted to be super-supportive and leaned over pupils when they had a question. Nobody could stand her getting close, she smelled like poop-in-the-sun. *shudder*
Load More Replies...Ooof. I love Magic: The Gathering but it’s certainly true that the community can be a little… odorous
Also general attitude. I used to go to a Pokemon Card league thing as a kid with my brother. My parents stopped letting us go because of the weird adults.
Just Chilling In Moms Basement
Lol I knew there would be a bong! This table exists in so many rooms around the world
How else can they pick up the fallen french fries while playing COD?
Load More Replies...Same. My ocd is currently anxious too.
Load More Replies...Not gonna lie, I spent most of the 90's sat in rooms like this, this isn't neckbeard, this is young guys with their first time moving out and just partying and not giving a f**k.
Yeah... I think it's pretty standard, at least in the western world, to know guys or be the guy with that kind of room. I mean... it's disgusting on so many levels, but there's hope they're going to grow out of it. My two brothers did, eventually 😁
Load More Replies...It’s like you are visiting the town dump…but with people living there. And they have electricity.
How Do You Go 62 Days Without A Shower??
People said things all right, but he didn't hear them because they all stayed 200 yards away.
This. Besides, smelling like you showered with body spray isn't nice either
Load More Replies...There are people in this world who refuse the vaccine because they don't trust the chemicals in it, but will spray an entire bottle of whateverthef**k Axe Bodyspray is made of all over themselves and into everyone's lungs.
Yeah, nobody said anything because they were trying to hold their breath / escape your aura of BO
Too busy choking on the stench to be able to speak. (the stench of BO mixed with far to much deodorant (and especially a deodorant like axe/lynx) is sickening ughh)
Load More Replies...actually this is axe sales agent using alternative method of marketing :D
Never mind the smell, what about the skin conditions? Wash that dead skin off, it goes manky if you don't eeeewwww
And then they get fungal skin infections and see doctors.
Load More Replies...The person that took the screenshot upvoted both the post and the reply? Strange.
Maybe the original post is a joke and the reply took it seriously, and the person who took the screenshot found it all hilarious.
Load More Replies..."and nobody said anything"...please don't assume people's politeness is an approval
In my worst depression I didn't shower for like 2 months. Not an excuse though :)
Load More Replies...Hopefully This Brings As Much Joy To You As It Did Me. 100% My Brother And His Friends
Some people might. But most bullying victims are just chosen because they dont have friends or defend them. Bullies find any excuse to bully others. Height, sex, weight, intelligence level...
Me, short and thicc asf, female, bi, and super smart: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
Load More Replies...Wrong. Bullies pick on anyone they can. They imagine a reason. They make themselves the victims. And bullies always *blame* their victims.
No, this doesn't bring joy to me. There is no excuse to bully someone. You are the jerk if you were a bully, does not matter why.
This is not necessarily true. I was bullied and I didn't do any of these things.
Of course. Always good to hear victims of bullying have no one to blame but themselves. Even if they ninja sprint somewhere - which most anime fans I know would NOT do in public - why should it matter?
As if bullying because of growling or ninja sprinting is in any way acceptable. Idiot.
I Can Respect That
Only one man can pull off a fedora, and he's also rocking a leather jacket and bullwhip
Upvote for Indiana Jones, but what about Humphrey Bogart or Cary Grant?
Load More Replies...fedoras dont look that bad, in the 1800's, or if pulled off correctly.
My friend has a fedora they wear; gives off major theater kid vibes, lol
Not Even Satan Wants Neckbeards
Even Satan has had to put up signs reminding people to have showers 🤦♀️
It IS quite warm down there, I've heard. Clammy. That'd be my idea of hell. Hot, not a problem. Clammy, you cruel, cruel dark lord. Monster.
Load More Replies...Me too!! I live down here part time ya know
Load More Replies...If You Want A "Strong" Woman, You're Gay!
I suppose a submissive man is a woman in this reality?
Load More Replies...Does that mean that wanting a kind, caring, non-asshole man makes me straight ?
Seems I'm a member of the LHBTQ+ community now. Just have to figure out if I'm Lesbian.
*neckbeard starts producing sweat in large quantities like he's a world war ii sweat factory*
Load More Replies...I guess I am gay since I married to physically and mentally strong woman. I'll also have you know that she's one of them college learned smart one with a job and pants, lots of pants.
Wanna Hear A Scary Story, M'lady?
A guy once said to me,What would you do if we were the last two people on earth? I looked him in the eye and said, I would kill myself.
A guy said something similar to me too, adding "but what if we had to repopulate the country, eh??". I told him "I'd rather let the human race go extinct".
Load More Replies...Saying m'lady is only acceptable at Renaissance Faires. I think. I've only been to one.
You kill him. If there's nobody else on earth, there's no consequences.
I Wonder What She Did
I'm still trying to figure out why they won't use her name. Is a surname too much? Harris, Clinton, Ocasio-Cortez? ... If the standard is to say "Cruz, Gaetz, Trump", then I say the women get their surnames, too. Just me. Oh dear. A radical socialist bra-burner, I am. (That last was sarcasm, sort of. I'd never burn a bra.)
what did she do wrong? Other than being openly antisemitic? Trying to invent a fake jewish background to cover up her antisemitism and had to retract it when caught lying? The fact her district only gives her a 17% approval rating, but is a 9:1 Democrat District in part of NYC that hasnt elected a Republican since the 1800s and therefor wins by just being a Democrat? And I can go on and on. I live one district over from her. No one here likes her, over 90% of her campaign money not only isnt from the district, but not from NYC even.
So now she is antisemitic. For not helping Israel in the war with Palestine. She was getting America away from another war, not being racist. I also believe this would be based off the comments of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the racist QAnon supporter that thinks socialism and democracy will be the end of us.
Load More Replies...Communists are scum now? So equal rights is a bad thing? Maybe communism did fail but it supports the idea of equality and peace. Research things before you insult them Brian.
Load More Replies...F You Then
If someone...anyone, ever tells me that I look "scrumptious", I'd probably throw up.
Alternative responses: "Yes. I don't suppose you know any?" "I'm sorry; I don't think my husband would appreciate that." "I would, but I've already asked out your father."
Um dude, she said "no" to drinks. I doubt she's gonna let you f*ck her.
I Think This Belongs Here..
That's what most of your classic neckbeards wear and almost universally call a fedora - they wouldn't know the difference between a trilby, a fedora, or a homburg if you slapped them with one.
Load More Replies...My Boyfriend And I Dressed As A Neckbeard And His Waifu For Halloween
😂 That level of dedication, must be an amazing couple with a lot of confidence!
Dedication, they're pretty simple outfits mate, come on.
Load More Replies...This is really super cute. The flip-flops with the tube socks is killing me.
right?!? Sword, CHECK. Fedora, CHECK. Overcoat so nobody knows they're fat, CHECK. Coulda gone with jams instead of the cargo shorts, but they're ready!
Load More Replies...Sorry guys - terrible costumes - because you two look so freakin' cute. TOO CUTE, thus costumes are inaccurate.
Also, the [Japanese word idk] is too mature. Needs to be at maximum a zygote.
Load More Replies...cargo shorts with a trenchcoat and a sword... freakin' trilby, thongs and socks. Oh my, I've seen too many like this in my day.
The Market Decided...
Ok… I’m seeing incel here a lot. Can someone please tell me what it means and also AOC. Thank you.
... and I just learned that "fedora libertarian" is an actual thing and the decision I made 15 years ago to expat the US shines with more luster every single day.
So Accurate It Hurts
This is probably super confusing without knowing the reference. There was an episode of Rick and Morty where Rick went off on a tangent about the sauce when it was available at McDonalds years ago. McDonalds rolled with the sudden interest in the sauce and brought some back very briefly. Some Rick and Morty fans got super excited about it.
I feel like stuff like this happens because girly stuff is vilified, and it goes doubly for girly stuff that's kinda juvenile like unicorns or pink, despite society being the ones that ascribe meaning to that stuff... It's a big double standard and women do it too. It's like how romcoms are derided but action movies not so much.
Love it. Unicorns, Math humor, Rick and Morty tangential references. Love it all.
A Venn diagram are two or more cycles that overlap to form a part that show similarities. Fiona means that the same guys that are lining up for Szechuan sauce (a Rick and Morty gag) are exactly the same guys that mock women for unicorn coffee
Load More Replies...Damn, Scagsy’s a sensitive guy, isn’t he? Lmao, so angry bc you don’t get the reference. Boy, how appropriate for this post!!!!
Is this sarcastic or are you literally a neckbeard??? Lol
Load More Replies...Why Are You Booing Me? I’m Right
I’ve never understood why my fellow weebs are so infatuated with a specific character. It seems like they don’t actually like anime; they like the pipe dream that someday someone will be romantically interested in them.
Accidental Neckbeardism
Honest question: is there something wrong with tipping your hat to a girl? I think it's quite sweet.
I live in an area where older men will still frequently tip their hat in greeting and, honestly, I think it's lovely.
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I like Justin Whang, his channel is funny, and he has played in some good metal bands.
He is a youtuber and he always looks like that, he is a cool dude. He also embraced his name which he most likely got ridiculed for a lot.
Load More Replies...When Even Your Fantasy Starts Dropping Hints
I never understood why so many people at a convention just won't shower. I can walk around in a fullbody cosplay suit the whole day and I still don't sweat as much as some of these guys stink.
Walk around like that for a full month without showering or cleaning the suit. Incels seem to like letting the full aroma mature, so it drifts and lingers long after they leave (used to be in property management, had some tenants like that).
Load More Replies...I agree con goers need higher hygiene standards, but could we also get better air conditioning? You get a huge number of people packed in a convention area and it get stupidly hot which doesn’t help.
Better air conditioning does not help people who don't bathe.
Load More Replies...The Reeeeaction Would Be So Satisfying
Because, unfortunately, a lot of Rick & Morty fans are kind of insufferable. I love the show & hope im not one of them. But i also dont try to think im super smart cause i laugh at it or try to explain it to others, assuming im better than them...so probably not
Load More Replies...Hell…… some of these would probably be a lot more meaningful if I knew what some of these words meant. i.e. incel, waifu, AOC to start with. I wish there was a book I could buy that had meanings for these and so many more.
Nani!?!?!? Don't Y'all Just Hate It When This Happens?
Also taking panty pictures isn't considered a popular action. Japanese law states that the sounds for taking a picture with a smartphone needs to be constantly on. Groping in trains also will end with broken bones in reality
Sadly my SiL (who is Japanese) tells a different story about the trains growing up in Tokyo. The times she snapped back at men who groped her, she was removed from the train by security for causing a disturbance. She said she learned very quickly how to stand in groups with other girls and cover each other, even if you had never met them before. I would get calls from her in tears that last year she was there because of the way men treated her on the trains and in the streets. She had hoped getting married and having a ring would be protection. She was an engineer and one of the reasons she quit a few months after she and my brother got married was so she didnt have to take the rush-hour train anymore and be harassed and groped on nearly a daily basis. I wish it ended in broken bones, but sadly from her stories it doesnt seem to.
Load More Replies...Neckbeards On A Vacation
No, It continues with Godzilla and other kaiju, but stops there.
Load More Replies...Has anyone told this guy about the culturally significant tradition of seppuku?
I tried playing it once, but it's too mathy for me. /jk
Load More Replies...The More You Know...
Spend $50 on a game or spend $10 on personal hygiene. Difficult choice.
For those with some disorders, it actually is, yes. Unfortunately.
Load More Replies...If you are playing Magic the Gathering, then you are already broke. It was one of the reasons we stopped playing...too many expansion packs and became too expensive.
Oml yes, Magic cards are insanely expensive. As a Magic player: please prioritize hygiene before fancy cardstock.
A Poor, Deaf Girls Nightmare
Him: I'm cool and edgy and take risks while giving an air of sophistication and darkness. Her: You look like the b*stard offspring of a fat goat and the monopoly guy. Your about as edgy as a ball and more like lukewarm at best. Now excuse me while I walk away crying... with laughter
His Mom Is Stacy Af
IF he graduates from high school, that is. Might as well finish the basement, because you going to have someone living there—-forever—-who has “failed to launch”.
What does "His Mom Is Stacy Af" mean? Only thing I can think of is THE song, but in that song Stacy is girl's name who's mother the song is about.
To incels, Chads & Stacies are people living in their own bubble who don't understand what life is really like because they're too stupid, popular, & good-looking. Basically the opposite of an incel, who, despite being sooo smart, are unpopular & ugly so they can never have relationships but they know what life is REALLY like because they're geniuses. At least, that's what I gathered from Alek Minassian's interrogation after he went on a massacre using his car because of his devotion to the incel philosophy. They're all unhinged. Here's the interrogation, if you're interested. Really explains incel culture very well https://youtu.be/q14MBeQk0Kc
Load More Replies...Wtf are you on? Teriyaki sauce is soy sauce, sake, ginger and sugar. Ketchup is tomatoes, sugar, and vinegar. Omg they both have sugar, they're definitely the exact same. 😏
Load More Replies...There's No Love
Not a fan generally of soppy music but I get why people like it, that Adele song 'hello' is a real cracker though, it makes me wave my arms around and gesture emotionally, it's a great song.
That guy in that picture looks like my 15 year old cousin...beard and all.
American Animation Is Art
I learned English watching Disney, Cartoon Network, Discovery and Nat Geo in my country. Probably you can tell by my writing. It's not much but it works.
My fam (some) learned by listening to baseball and other sports games. "Sports Announcer English" is what we're calling it.
[reading hunger games] Hey Louis! Cato stabbed me in the leg and i have a blood infection! neheheeheheehe!
I mean, yeah, that does happen. Learning a language through the proper channels will always give you a much better grasp of it though.
I Told Him To Stop Messaging Me Because My Boyfriend Was Uncomfortable With Me Being In Contact With Him...
"My 'a*****e boyfriend' just took a screenshot and forwarded it, along with your contact info, to your local police department. Your move, ja***ff."
This dude is half the weight of a wet t shirt. Who does he think he's going to beat up?
the important thing to notice is "watch your back", as in "i'm too scared for direct confrontation so i will find a weasly way to hurt you while your back is turned"
I just thought of my husband's and what his reaction would be and it was a real lol moment.... he should hit the gym (preferably MMA Gym) if he wants to make such remarks
Man, i am getting the empathetic embarrassment feeling with this one.
All That’s Missing Is Don Draper And Bill The Butcher
"white dude between 15 and 24 who got straight Cs in high school and is smarter than everyone else in the world starter pack"
Deadpool doesn't belong here, he drinks respect women juice at every meal
It's clear they wanted to get a rise out of people for that.
Load More Replies...Cartman must be MUCH older than he looks, but I get it; I've seen the nerdrage when, for example, cartoons began to move away from the likes of "Wiseass Tween Chosen One with Penis: Center of the Entire Universe" and "The Grunting Adventures of Muscle Man and Perky Girl."
You know who else is Perky Girl? MY MOM! *universe collapses into nuclear fireball*
Load More Replies...Deadpool doesn't belong here. He's violent,smartassed and amoral, but not misogynisitic ;)
Telling A Little Girl That Feminism Sucks
By the time that little girl has graduated with a PhD he'll still be sitting there, obese with diabetes and a heart condition, telling little girls that feminism sucks.
His heart be like: *sounds of the world's most pathetic grasshopper beam locomotive trying to climb up a swiss funicular*.
Load More Replies...The fact that the very faded tee shirt still fits tells me he was a….husky….little boy.
Is that a 2-litre bottle of Diet Coke? Fewer calories, so I can drink more.
The Difference Between WWI And WWII
In the country that basically invented Nazis we wouldn't make that difference though.
hahaha.. just imagine! Walking into a german school decked out in WW1 replica. that would summon the Eltern preeetty quickly!
Load More Replies...It's not like a neonazis have taken to displaying the WW1 Reichskriegsflagge as an alternative since they cannot openly display the swastika one... Oh wait.
Says the twit carrying a WW2 swastika flag... The stupid and cringe are strong here.
It doesn‘t seem to be a swastika flag, though. From the little you can see it‘s more likely a „Reichskriegsflagge“ which was used until 1921. This flag has more white and black and very little red on it and the „Eisernes Kreuz“ (iron cross).
Load More Replies...Wearing a WW1 German helmet and waving the hakenkreuz-flag does identify you as a nazi. The Bratwurst face doesn't help either.
Isn’t that an iron cross, not a swastika? I am not well-versed in Nazi-bilia because 🤮
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I Tell You H'what
I'm befriended with some employees from the local GameStop in my city, sometimes I help them putting new things into the shelves because I want to help them a bit. I can't believe how many men have tried to either cringy hit on me, or trying to scare me out of the store because I'm a woman.
Don't try to help. Putting stuff on shelves is not a task that needs help. Please find friends outside a store. Just like it's not normal to hit on people like that, it's also not normal to "hang out" in a store or stay in a place with people you claim to not feel comfortable with to begin with.
Load More Replies...A Guy I Work With Won A Comp Kitkat Were Doing, He Got To Choose His Own Design To Be Made
So he created a label that says, "don't eat this candy bar". I bet he thinks he's "smart", too.
Take off the fedora, have a shower and shave your neck
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I Call It Cringe-Speak
Just Normal Everyday Things
Me, a New Zealander: wait, that’s not Chlöe Swarbrick. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxJsPXrEqCI
pretty sure a bunch of incels mass reported her after discovering she wasn't available
Load More Replies...Neck Beards In Public
I really want to know the back story behind this picture.
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. You don't like my point of view and I'm insane. It's not sane. It's not sane.
How To Properly Argue With A Redditor
Oooh I met one of these recently right here on the site! Option one doesn't exist in their universe 🤷♀️
Elon Musk is a jerk who accused someone of being a pedo because he was mad. 👍
Shame. I wanted to steal his large moronic spacecraft and meet some aliens.
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Owo
OK I really don't understand most of these. Abandon Thread!!!
Oh my god I had a friend who talked like this for a week or two and it was SO annoying
For anyone who doesnt understand, OwO is an emojicon sort of like UwU (O is eyes, W is mouth) and hewo..is..i dont even know
Thanks for this. I wondered what it was bit was afraid of what google would show me.
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Load More Replies...Ticker Of Many Boxes
If you didn’t turn the camera on, then it looks like the NSA probably has a really good reason to be monitoring your online activities, proud boy. (Was he at the Capitol on 1/6/21?)
I don't find this amusing. I understand that there are people with bad behavior, characteristics, etc. but there is a lot of reference to them being fat and generalizing this "group" in general leaves a bad taste in my mouth. By no means do I condone any of the sexist or homophobic statements and feel those individuals got the comments they deserve. However when others are openly hateful and insulting to a "group" I don't think they are effectively promoting better behavior.
I fit most of the criteria of a neckbeard and still think these posts were hilarious. It's really about their a-hole attitude and their entitlement, and not about looks or interests.
Load More Replies...Never heard the term "neckbeards" before and couldn't really work out from the thread what the pattern with "neckbeards" were, seems just anyone that others want to look down on for a whole range of different reasons
Neckbeards is basically an alternative word for incel, if that helps. The same group that has terrorist cells like the one who helped arrange the mosque shooting in Christchurch. So yeah they aren't all innocent
Load More Replies...On a post titled about neckbeards, this was the first ad I got 😆: Screenshot...181557.png
Not too familiar with "neckbeards." Fedoras... Anime... beards... and MAGA hats? Seems like they're simultaneously being called Trumpsters and hipsters, which seems unlikely. But then, I'm an old married guy, so what do I know. It just seems that venting pure hatred upon anyone doesn't seem very cool.
Nobody’s venting pure hatred except the incels. They’re ugly on the inside, they act like women owe them everything and get pissed off when women refuse them, and they refuse to shower. Yes how dare people be annoyed about that.
Load More Replies...Nasty generalisations aren't exactly the best way to show people how to be better humans.
"It's not nice to be mean to neckbeards" say the comments. To which I reply, check out an incel forum and see how much hate they have for anyone who isn't a straight white male. Being mean to someone for their CHOICE in how they interact with the world is not at all the same as being mean to someone for something they can't control.
Then why is being mean to ugly people (their looks being a thing they can't control) so socially accepted and encouraged?
Load More Replies...I have a neck beard, not by choice, I shave it every once I a while when it gets too long. I have great hygiene, anime is ok I guess, I have zero swords,think fedoras look ridiculous... isnt it kind of wrong to judge someone based on their appearance? I'm not gonna lie, this brought my already low self esteem even lower. Thanks BP.😞
I know quite a few people who would be put into this category. All I can say is that most of them are really nice people who are just on the fringes of social normalcy. Whether they are on the autism spectrum (as am I) or have mental health issues, or atypical personalities, like everyone else, they are just looking for companionship and belonging. I don't want those people lumped together with the open misogynists and haters who deserve to be scorned and ridiculed.
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Load More Replies...I clearly am not the nerd I thought I was, or spend much time on the internet, because I don't get most of this.
I don't find this amusing. I understand that there are people with bad behavior, characteristics, etc. but there is a lot of reference to them being fat and generalizing this "group" in general leaves a bad taste in my mouth. By no means do I condone any of the sexist or homophobic statements and feel those individuals got the comments they deserve. However when others are openly hateful and insulting to a "group" I don't think they are effectively promoting better behavior.
I fit most of the criteria of a neckbeard and still think these posts were hilarious. It's really about their a-hole attitude and their entitlement, and not about looks or interests.
Load More Replies...Never heard the term "neckbeards" before and couldn't really work out from the thread what the pattern with "neckbeards" were, seems just anyone that others want to look down on for a whole range of different reasons
Neckbeards is basically an alternative word for incel, if that helps. The same group that has terrorist cells like the one who helped arrange the mosque shooting in Christchurch. So yeah they aren't all innocent
Load More Replies...On a post titled about neckbeards, this was the first ad I got 😆: Screenshot...181557.png
Not too familiar with "neckbeards." Fedoras... Anime... beards... and MAGA hats? Seems like they're simultaneously being called Trumpsters and hipsters, which seems unlikely. But then, I'm an old married guy, so what do I know. It just seems that venting pure hatred upon anyone doesn't seem very cool.
Nobody’s venting pure hatred except the incels. They’re ugly on the inside, they act like women owe them everything and get pissed off when women refuse them, and they refuse to shower. Yes how dare people be annoyed about that.
Load More Replies...Nasty generalisations aren't exactly the best way to show people how to be better humans.
"It's not nice to be mean to neckbeards" say the comments. To which I reply, check out an incel forum and see how much hate they have for anyone who isn't a straight white male. Being mean to someone for their CHOICE in how they interact with the world is not at all the same as being mean to someone for something they can't control.
Then why is being mean to ugly people (their looks being a thing they can't control) so socially accepted and encouraged?
Load More Replies...I have a neck beard, not by choice, I shave it every once I a while when it gets too long. I have great hygiene, anime is ok I guess, I have zero swords,think fedoras look ridiculous... isnt it kind of wrong to judge someone based on their appearance? I'm not gonna lie, this brought my already low self esteem even lower. Thanks BP.😞
I know quite a few people who would be put into this category. All I can say is that most of them are really nice people who are just on the fringes of social normalcy. Whether they are on the autism spectrum (as am I) or have mental health issues, or atypical personalities, like everyone else, they are just looking for companionship and belonging. I don't want those people lumped together with the open misogynists and haters who deserve to be scorned and ridiculed.
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Load More Replies...I clearly am not the nerd I thought I was, or spend much time on the internet, because I don't get most of this.
