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It's no secret that Americans do things a little differently from the rest of the world. But, as the first European colony to win independence, they've had lots of time to form the unique identity we associate with them today. So let's take a few moments to celebrate all the quirky and ridiculous little things that make the USA what it is, even if we still fail to understand them.
When the United States broke away from the rest of the European world in 1783 following the American Revolutionary War, a cultural shift began that is still developing today. Though the lands we now know as America mostly share a history of British occupation, tea and crumpets have long been replaced by coffee and donuts. America has given the world countless gifts, such as rock music, groundbreaking cinema, and New York City - in fact, it's probably the most culturally recognizable place on Earth. Still, for those of us on the outside looking in, the United States sometimes seems like a bit of a circus.
Scroll down to see some of America's funniest moments on Tumblr and how the rest of the world reacted. Don't take it personally, though - we've still got love for Yankee Land! (h/t)
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DhampireHEK 8 years ago
At 18 you can be married, drive a car, go into huge debt, vote, and die for your country but you're not responsible enough to buy beer. *Face Palm*
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Galeanthropy2017 8 years ago
How does one fry coke or lemonade? Or a margarita? Or liquids in general?
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Alex McArthur 8 years ago
Americans* are too dumb....'Too Dumb' isn't an object possessed by American. - An American
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Slytherin_blood 4 years ago
bahahaha HP fan like big time in the us not insulted at all it is hilarious!
Hannan Zhou 7 years ago
Can we stop that? This one is dumb. Philosopher has a different meaning in America. Don't challenge Harry Potter, please.
Janet Davis 8 years ago
People in the U.K., so tolerant, & yet they make fun of ALL Americans for a title change by a book publisher & agreed to be the author.
Sofia Bellavista 8 years ago
Hahah look how many butt-hurt Americans are too dumb to get that "American's" is part of the joke of depicting the Americans dumb!!
Amanda 8 years ago
Are you trying to prove yourself wrong? You forgot "are". Yep, nice try.
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Bailie Smith 8 years ago
Nope, it shouldn't have an apostrophe at all. The apostrophe makes it possessive and since neither one American or all of them are possessing 'too dumb', it is just 'Americans', minus the quotes, but you know what I mean. Grammar. Lol.
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Greg Hoggarth 8 years ago
Actually the real reason is because the "philosopher's stone" refers to alchemy; the philosopher's stone was a reagent used to turn any base metal into gold. The publishers thought that the term "philosopher's stone" would not be understood in the US, and so changed it to sorcerer. That's far from Americans not understanding what a "philosopher" was. I expect that most of the English speaking world doesn't know what the "philosopher's stone" actually referred to, either.
Sofia Bellavista 8 years ago
Ehm, your comment implies that Americans are too dumb or too lazy to google-search "philosopher's stone" to learn what it is...
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Petra Cee 8 years ago
This is very sad. I cannot believe that philosopher is not a well known word in US vocabulary.
person (i think) 8 years ago
We know it. I think it was changed because they thought americans would think something involving a philosopher would be too boring to read. They were trying to spice it up.
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Patrick Millet 8 years ago
Half-blood refers to the fact that he's only half wizard blood, not that he doesn't have enough blood
Alex McArthur 8 years ago
Correction: Americans* are too dumb. 'Too dumb' is not an object possessed by 'Americans. - an American'
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Helping Panda 8 years ago
Oh my god, you guys should look up which countries rely overwhelmingly on nuclear power. The US is actually way behind many countries in Europe!
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DhampireHEK 8 years ago
I'm not sure if I should laugh at the joke or cry because this guy is serious....
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Except that a bunch of Americans hate Bill for being and atheist and because he tells them that science is correct instead of the BAHBLE.
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That Fat Mouse 7 years ago
Part of me finds this hilarious, but the other part wonders if we, as a collective entity, have taken the american stereotype too far
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Brittney Chaloupka 8 years ago
Yeah I live 5 minutes from Freedom high school. Conviently located 30 minutes south of Washington DC in Northern VA. My middle school was named after Mills E. Godwin, a man who lobbied to keep schools segregated. (They recently voted to rename the school)Not too surprising though.
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JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
No way, they seriously have that on water bottles? I need one for my daughter, that would be so funny! She's not American, but is slightly obsessed about zombies, heehee
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Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
72 years??? There hasn't been a time in the last 75 years that America hasn't been involved in a war/ invasion!!!
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Mr.Fly 8 years ago
I find it hilarious that there are some offended Americans in the comments. :D
Dave Roger 8 years ago
You can always count on some Americans believing, still, that this is the best USA #1 country in the world and getting upset when someone dares to believe otherwise.
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Here to Troll 8 years ago
Easily half of the U.S. agrees with you, Hayley. Unfortunately, the lower the IQ here, the more vocal they are, and the more convinced that they are always right, and everyone who disagrees is wrong.
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person (i think) 8 years ago
jeez. it is 2:15 in the morning and i am sitting in the dark loudly cackling to myself at these instead of going to bed
NellyWish 8 years ago
I'm sorry, maybe I missed something important, but how did the comments zone in a post about a website "roasting" Americans turn into a war zone? I mean, it's meant to be funny, and not a political thing. If you're offended, chances are you're pretty fired up about politics right now. So please, take your angry energy elsewhere. Thanks.
irina are 8 years ago
y'all. the best thing about America is that whenever you hear an "eagle scream" it's not an eagle. it's a red-tailed hawk. eagles sound like ridiculous clucking nonsense.
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
Your momma's a red-tailed hawk, after last night. ;P
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Timothy Gillette 5 years ago
As an American id like to say that I find these all hilarious, the more “offensive” the funnier😂
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
The U.S. may not be the best place to live, but it is still the richest and most powerful nation in the world, by far. I can see how it could be easy to get jealous.
Donn breh 4 years ago
i live in ireland and ireland is actually richer. I dont know how lad. sorry to say boy.
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Court Court Thomas 8 years ago
I found this so funny 😂😂😂 MY fellow Americans that got offended need to lighten up 😂
Ben Birds 8 years ago
This is all true haha only one think missing The rest of the world 2+2=4 USA 2+2= 23 The rest of the world haha dumb a*s
truK nelhE 8 years ago
2+2= 22 in the U.S.A. At least that is what I was taught in our public schools.
Load More Replies... Tasha Duncan 7 years ago
That one moment someone calls you a Brit because you don’t act like an American. Anyway, this is unfortunately true for 98% of Americans at least. People get so strung up on the “America First” ideology and believe that it’s the best country ever. Canada, taking into consideration how pacifistic the country seems to be, has beaten the US in combat before. That speaks volumes. The US never was and frankly will probably never be the best.
thomas frix 8 years ago
don't like America move to a 3rd world country see how you like it there
Hannah Matusiak 8 years ago
I am American, and I find this hilarious!!! I love this, and it is so true. Ahh, I miss watching Bill Nye.
Ben Sample 8 years ago
What's the difference between america and yogurt, yogurt will develop a culture if u leave it alone for 200 years lmao that s**t was awesome.
Hannah Sherman 8 years ago
The only thing that upset me is the fact that they had to bring an animal into this. Eagles are amazing and beautiful even if the people in my country are the complete opposite.
Laura Grosvenor 8 years ago
I would be insulted... If these weren't true. Sadly, pathetically...true.
Élisabeth Limoges 8 years ago
So true and funny. I'm Canadian and being neighbours with THAT is like taking care of your yard house, making it pretty and welcoming to everyone and your neighbours is a junkyard with xenophobic and homophobic signs everywhere that yell at everyone. Make your f*****g wall but not just between 'murica and mexico but all around, you don't know from where the enemy will come ! ( And we just have to fill the giant bowl with water after that to make the world a better place to live )
Cody Eriksen 8 years ago
I love this post.... But when these ignorant SOB's who don't even know what the Alamo is and thinks they mean alimony... JESUS F*****G CHRIST!!! No wonder the world laughs at us. I suck at math, but I know who fought in the American Civil War, hell, a kid in France knows who fought in the American civil war. IT WAS OURSELVES for those of you scratching you heads. I know I just pissed a s**t load of you off. GOOD!! AND NO, the siege of the Alamo was not during the Civil War. Know who John Wayne is? Look it up. I'm a 34 year old heterosexual female. Suck it!!!!
Donn breh 4 years ago
umm. lad. you may of fought England. But us IRISH people battered the entirety of Britain.
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Hannah Dade 8 years ago
#38 lmao. My high school actually did print out giant posters of its athletes and hang them up. Pretty creepy.
Nikita Otto 8 years ago
Caitlyn, and 187 or so other countries are also free. Don't kid yourself or take things so seriously.
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Dave Roger 8 years ago
This is sheer and willful ignorance. To think that anyone criticizing the US has to be envious is nothing short of stupid.
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Dave Roger 8 years ago
I find it interesting that regressive conservatives claim to be the party of patriotism, yet they helped elect a guy running a campaign of how much this country sucks.
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Mr.Fly 8 years ago
I find it hilarious that there are some offended Americans in the comments. :D
Dave Roger 8 years ago
You can always count on some Americans believing, still, that this is the best USA #1 country in the world and getting upset when someone dares to believe otherwise.
Load More Replies... Here to Troll 8 years ago
Easily half of the U.S. agrees with you, Hayley. Unfortunately, the lower the IQ here, the more vocal they are, and the more convinced that they are always right, and everyone who disagrees is wrong.
Load More Replies... person (i think) 8 years ago
jeez. it is 2:15 in the morning and i am sitting in the dark loudly cackling to myself at these instead of going to bed
NellyWish 8 years ago
I'm sorry, maybe I missed something important, but how did the comments zone in a post about a website "roasting" Americans turn into a war zone? I mean, it's meant to be funny, and not a political thing. If you're offended, chances are you're pretty fired up about politics right now. So please, take your angry energy elsewhere. Thanks.
irina are 8 years ago
y'all. the best thing about America is that whenever you hear an "eagle scream" it's not an eagle. it's a red-tailed hawk. eagles sound like ridiculous clucking nonsense.
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
Your momma's a red-tailed hawk, after last night. ;P
Load More Replies... Timothy Gillette 5 years ago
As an American id like to say that I find these all hilarious, the more “offensive” the funnier😂
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
The U.S. may not be the best place to live, but it is still the richest and most powerful nation in the world, by far. I can see how it could be easy to get jealous.
Donn breh 4 years ago
i live in ireland and ireland is actually richer. I dont know how lad. sorry to say boy.
Load More Replies... Court Court Thomas 8 years ago
I found this so funny 😂😂😂 MY fellow Americans that got offended need to lighten up 😂
Ben Birds 8 years ago
This is all true haha only one think missing The rest of the world 2+2=4 USA 2+2= 23 The rest of the world haha dumb a*s
truK nelhE 8 years ago
2+2= 22 in the U.S.A. At least that is what I was taught in our public schools.
Load More Replies... Tasha Duncan 7 years ago
That one moment someone calls you a Brit because you don’t act like an American. Anyway, this is unfortunately true for 98% of Americans at least. People get so strung up on the “America First” ideology and believe that it’s the best country ever. Canada, taking into consideration how pacifistic the country seems to be, has beaten the US in combat before. That speaks volumes. The US never was and frankly will probably never be the best.
thomas frix 8 years ago
don't like America move to a 3rd world country see how you like it there
Hannah Matusiak 8 years ago
I am American, and I find this hilarious!!! I love this, and it is so true. Ahh, I miss watching Bill Nye.
Ben Sample 8 years ago
What's the difference between america and yogurt, yogurt will develop a culture if u leave it alone for 200 years lmao that s**t was awesome.
Hannah Sherman 8 years ago
The only thing that upset me is the fact that they had to bring an animal into this. Eagles are amazing and beautiful even if the people in my country are the complete opposite.
Laura Grosvenor 8 years ago
I would be insulted... If these weren't true. Sadly, pathetically...true.
Élisabeth Limoges 8 years ago
So true and funny. I'm Canadian and being neighbours with THAT is like taking care of your yard house, making it pretty and welcoming to everyone and your neighbours is a junkyard with xenophobic and homophobic signs everywhere that yell at everyone. Make your f*****g wall but not just between 'murica and mexico but all around, you don't know from where the enemy will come ! ( And we just have to fill the giant bowl with water after that to make the world a better place to live )
Cody Eriksen 8 years ago
I love this post.... But when these ignorant SOB's who don't even know what the Alamo is and thinks they mean alimony... JESUS F*****G CHRIST!!! No wonder the world laughs at us. I suck at math, but I know who fought in the American Civil War, hell, a kid in France knows who fought in the American civil war. IT WAS OURSELVES for those of you scratching you heads. I know I just pissed a s**t load of you off. GOOD!! AND NO, the siege of the Alamo was not during the Civil War. Know who John Wayne is? Look it up. I'm a 34 year old heterosexual female. Suck it!!!!
Donn breh 4 years ago
umm. lad. you may of fought England. But us IRISH people battered the entirety of Britain.
Load More Replies... Hannah Dade 8 years ago
#38 lmao. My high school actually did print out giant posters of its athletes and hang them up. Pretty creepy.
Nikita Otto 8 years ago
Caitlyn, and 187 or so other countries are also free. Don't kid yourself or take things so seriously.
Load More Replies... Dave Roger 8 years ago
This is sheer and willful ignorance. To think that anyone criticizing the US has to be envious is nothing short of stupid.
Load More Replies... Dave Roger 8 years ago
I find it interesting that regressive conservatives claim to be the party of patriotism, yet they helped elect a guy running a campaign of how much this country sucks.
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