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It's no secret that Americans do things a little differently from the rest of the world. But, as the first European colony to win independence, they've had lots of time to form the unique identity we associate with them today. So let's take a few moments to celebrate all the quirky and ridiculous little things that make the USA what it is, even if we still fail to understand them.

When the United States broke away from the rest of the European world in 1783 following the American Revolutionary War, a cultural shift began that is still developing today. Though the lands we now know as America mostly share a history of British occupation, tea and crumpets have long been replaced by coffee and donuts. America has given the world countless gifts, such as rock music, groundbreaking cinema, and New York City - in fact, it's probably the most culturally recognizable place on Earth. Still, for those of us on the outside looking in, the United States sometimes seems like a bit of a circus.

Scroll down to see some of America's funniest moments on Tumblr and how the rest of the world reacted. Don't take it personally, though - we've still got love for Yankee Land! (h/t)

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Mocking Americans Stereotypes

fridaroland Report

queen...<3
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6 years ago

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DS
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Proud to be an American* *Attends Highland festival every year* 🙈🤷🏼‍♀️ We've got culture, just not our own.

Master Markus
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, was a culture, then the Europeans killed a bunch of them. Then the European culture was there then... I don't f*****g know what happened. I'm Canadian. I don't know if people say we don't have culture, but we dooooooo.

Daniëlle Raats
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhmm aren't Canadian's also related to Europeans?

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cassidy Hlabse
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yogurt can’t became a superpower in 242 years

Vivian
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what? If it weren't for the Americans a LOT more people would be speaking German.

tweetybird
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

apply luke warm water to the burn area

Shawty
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im American. This is AMAZING 🤣

WhiteFox
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you should all just come to australia. we actually are known to be quite multicultural ps we just introduced same sex marriage last year

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    #2

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    obama-biden-memes Report

    Tyrone
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even made a hole and chipped one end of the biscuit if you look at the 16th and 35th ,that's brilliant !!

    Scott Percival
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are White Crackers. They would use biscuits for the UK.

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    Bunnies are better!!
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad of me to wish that a piece was missing off of that cheetoh?

    Marco Andreas
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which president does the one with the missing edge represent?

    Vanessa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    missing edge= Kennedy, the one with the hole= Lincoln, the 2 last one are easy

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    Jess Hodges
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nixon's cracker should be in a peach!

    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lincold and FDR are easy to spot :-)

    Cindy VanLerberg
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then please identify which one is FDR because I can't find him?

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    Jim Ellington
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simultaneously racist and insensitive. Brilliant!

    I love Hermione
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...a buncha white guys, then a black guy, then a puffy, gets legit everywhere orange guy

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    #3

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    gavinandmichaeltho Report

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada is literally cooler. Well, maybe not cooler than Alaska....

    Maya Wołoszyn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha - just have a look at Nunavut. Also - even though it is on the same land mass as Canada, Alaska was taken by the native Inuit peoples and used for fur trade by Russia in 1733 until 1867 when The US bought it.

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    Galeanthropy2017
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "don't get upsetti have some spaghetti" I'm using this now XD

    Yioryos Ninjitsu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This line made me fall of my chair from laughter xDDD

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    Vanessa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the Italian line with Italian accent ^^,

    Susann Campbell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for crying out loud, the only place that is cooler than the rest is Antarctica.

    Mei-Lin Po
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Britain's only contribution to this conversation? Spitting out tea?

    Lucas Amarilla
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yea? You throw in Justin Bieber, I say Rush! Game,Set and match,Canada

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    #4

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    starwarsisgay Report

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not using SI units indeed is hard to understand.

    person (i think)
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, as an american who is only used to the imperial system i totaly agree; not using the metric system is bonkers.

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    Chari Larifari
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I wish the world would just lose daylight savings :/

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like I know the UN doesn't agree on much, but I'd just call them together to say "Can we just get rid of daylight savings? Nobody likes it."

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    Jessica Cluskey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest of the world: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone America: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 🙄🙄🙄🙄

    porcupine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, that was Ms. Rowling's publisher's fault.

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    Deanna Morrison
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest of the world: A4 paper America: No

    Rachel Scrimger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the UK does teach the metric system but does not use kilometres for their road/train network - that is still all in miles - and the speedometer in cars is in mph (miles per hour) not kph

    Dag Næss
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the correct way to write it, in my opinion. Especially in digital format as it is the only way to correctly sort by date.

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why change something that works fine? We will never change in the UK, other countries drive on the left. Why should America change its measurements

    Luna Moonwatcher
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m American and I wish we would convert so I wouldn’t have to deal with conversions

    arthur lindsay coker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    proving that America wants to remain different and wrong

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    #5

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    yikyakapp Report

    DhampireHEK
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 18 you can be married, drive a car, go into huge debt, vote, and die for your country but you're not responsible enough to buy beer. *Face Palm*

    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't want to have drunk people with guns :-)

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    Rebecca Kenny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18: Can I buy a gun? USA: Yeah, totes.

    Captain Planet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot buying instruments to murder people. Namely guns. You even get some if you open a bank account at certain banks I heard.

    ADHORTATOR
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18: May I join the Marines? USA "Welcome!"

    moonsong23
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18: Can I get a deadly weapon that ends countless innocent lives? USA: Sure! 18: Can I get married? USA: Okay, just don't be gay. 18: Can I have a drink? USA: NO.

    Paulina Pazdalski
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden you can drink alcohol when you're 18 but buy when you're 20 😂

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    #6

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    boommush Report

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dat ain't right! Your doing unfait to you're people!"

    Jason Hook
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling b******t on that downvote, that was f*****g genius

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    Lady Clare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and I much prefer the traditional one

    Wyndmere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that that ended. America won independence from traditional English.

    Grace G.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO YOU NEED SOME BUTTER FOR THAT BURRRRRN?!?

    Wombat34
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really a burn. American English spelling was deliberately simplified, quite sensibly.

    Becca The Bear
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it was not. American English is a 500 year old version of English which used words like faucet and candy. However, this meant that as the English language continued adapting new terms and rules, Americans refused to adapt and so the result is thus.

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    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a country that can't say the "r" at the end of a word like "butter", but says "r" on words that don't end with an "r" complain 'cause we dropped a "u" to simplify a few words?

    Bailie Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada uses mainly traditional English as well and we complain about your simplified version of the language. It's looks abhorrent.

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    Bunzilla
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian English is somehow somewhere in the middle.

    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously English English is the correct one, gee

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    #7

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    thecrazyfilipino Report

    Mel M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In canada we get 3 applications for free, but we have to pay for more.

    Bailie Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not true. I had to pay every time I've applied in Canada. It must vary from province to province.

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    Jess Doyle
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to pay in the uk but that was over 10 years ago. Man that makes me feel old

    Portia Taylor
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, to apply through UCAS you still have to pay.

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    Oana Vintilescu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It costs money to apply in Romania...

    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just college. When I was in 6th grade, my parents had to pay $75 for every school I applied to

    Jakub Wasilewski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Czech republic there's small fee as well.

    Alice Bennett
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah not free in Canada either lol

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    decadenthumor Report

    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, never considered that. I always did silly things.....like hide them in my pocket. Imagine that. ;D

    Ivy Ruonakoski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whereas over here outside snacks aren't banned. You can bring anything in freely except alcohol, ice cream and burgers.

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    Vanessa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Educate me here please, it is forbidden to bring your own snacks in movie theaters? Do they check your bag or pockets? Because in France, no one cares.

    DS
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is and some theaters do check your bags.

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    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *facepalms* I can now see how stupid I was, hiding them in a purse....

    Matthew Braim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it true that they make silencers for AR-15-style semi-automatic assault rifles, so they can be used in school libraries? xxx

    Nugget
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gun laws in america are insane.

    Hannan Zhou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that chocolate are prohibited but guns aren't...America, WTH?

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    #9

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    fleabittendrifter Report

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess these things give digestion problems and obesity just from looking at them.

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the toilette looks like the typical gore American horror film after eating even one of this. They still might be tasty, but I wouldn't be brave enough. You gotta have the guts for this.

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    Sierra Hall
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you... and I'm American.

    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's remember me of the kfc double down . i try it once... my god the 3-4 hours that follow was hard for me Capture-59...51c400.jpg Capture-59132b051c400.jpg

    Yioryos Ninjitsu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This DOES look disgusting right? It can't be just me..

    Jenni Ester
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from the New York area and I wouldn't eat these if I saw one. I can't imagine sweet and salty together. Yuck.

    borklaser
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sweet and savoury are delicious together, but this is a diabetic abomination

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    Asia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never eat that! Gosh!

    Singing Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im getting a heart attack just looking at it.

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    #10

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    rebellloudwiththecrowd Report

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hatred and nescience are friends!

    borklaser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one guy can't even handle heterosexual marriage, he doesn't even know where his wife is.

    Susann Campbell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Canada doesn't want hate mongers and won't let you in. Baahaha

    Jesus Wäre
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada doesn't have all the answers I'm sorry to break it to America. *holding back tears* but if you or a loved one has been diagnosed.....

    Kori K. Warriner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Those idiots I was talking about that make the rest of us look bad?

    Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's
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    8 years ago

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    Just stop. Is this the only website you troll?

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    Kururi.Orihara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew why it was illegal in the first place! Something like that should NEVER be illegal...

    Lady Clare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom: we're moving to Canada! me: *spits out tea* WHAT FOR?????

    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everybody just come to australia. we just legalised same sex marriage and you can get married when it hits janurary. also we have amazing new year's eve firework displays

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    fandom--trashbag Report

    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kind of weird because this group was swedish

    Kristi Zoebelein
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Swedish group released a version of the song, but the original is an American folk song from the early 1800s.

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    Aislynn Bierenga
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed. I'm in class. Oops. Busted.

    Vanessa Wood
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, Heitalia in a nut shell

    Angelle WEBB
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also works with Bill nye the science guy theme song

    Amanda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY you were right

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    Sarah Kim
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get it someone explain?

    Илья Берляев
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the words from a country song, really poplular (I bet If you hear it you'll recognize it). So, Canada shouted the first line and America HAD to continue it. ;-)

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    Kristi Zoebelein
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who are confused, yes, a Swedish band released a version of this in the 90s. But the original song is an American folk song that can be traced to before the US Civil War in the 1860s.

    Daniel Fleming
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FRIED but FROZEN margaritas?????????

    Eric Lafleur
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say: "Wow! I think we just found oil'

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    #12

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    mygayisshowing Report

    Galeanthropy2017
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one fry coke or lemonade? Or a margarita? Or liquids in general?

    Shinomi Chan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I'd like fried diet cola, with my deep fried french fries with a side of deep fried frustration towards mankind thank you.

    Kawaii Lemon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does not simply "Fry Lemonade"

    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 'Merica we do! *Gulps down fried lemonade*

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    Ana Fuentes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HERE IS what deep fried coke recepie is: Fried Coke is a frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter that is deep-fried and then topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry.

    Ms. Understood
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we coat the lemonade in flour...

    Veronica Vatter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are still working on Deep frying lettuce

    Lexi Howard
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trust me i live in the south and we dry fry everything. this picture isn't lying

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    #13

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    breakthemirrors Report

    DhampireHEK
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choked on my morning coffee as I read this. Too funny.

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like bald eagles. Apparently we have more in Canada than there are in the U.S. You can shove nature into your country's horrible reputation, man. Eagles are great.

    Samantha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not a turkey.

    Kira Thesloth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't want turkeys, he was using them to point out that even silly birds are more noble than the one we picked.

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    Jim Ellington
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if we are expected to instead use a Red-Footed Booby or Tufted Titmouse?

    person (i think)
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha ha :) i really like bald eagles but this is great!

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    #14

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    mcwolly-sketch Report

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germans: Duh, this Autobahn section has a 130 km/h speed limit. Americans: wow, this freeway allows 100 km/h!

    Yioryos Ninjitsu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    balkans: well 130 km/h is more of a suggestion really

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S.Korea: I was in Gangnam. Been stuck in traffic back home. Still waiting.

    Pienanna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of person would drive 40 minutes for groceries in Holland?!!? You can cross our entire country in that time!

    NikkiL
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Canadian...LOL. 9 hours? That's cute. That's a cute distance you have there.

    Angie Madrigal
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just one state, but yes canada is vast and beautiful might I add.

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    Mascha Claessens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of weeks ago I visited my parents in law in the south of The Netherlands, and we did some groceries in Belgium and Germany. All on the same day.

    Peta Hurley-Hill
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We went on a driving holiday a few years back.We went from from the middle of our state to the top of the next state and then back down again.Covering over 3000 km......Coming from Europe via plane we flew across a desert .Two hours later,still crossing same desert...Welcome to Australia.

    Bway_Gonnabe11
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TRUE!!!! I drove from kansas to florida and back with 7 people. in the same car. the youngest was 2.... kill me. im still in recovery

    Sarah Laurent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France : 20 minutes Italy : 60 minutes Germany : 110minutes

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Texas. I drove for 2 days, now I'm just leaving Texas.

    Charles Pry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welcome to texas bitches, when youre done here visit f*****g alaska

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    #15

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    johanbergstens Report

    Syanne Dellareal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the more accurate term is "redneckness" or even "white trashiness". I'm American.. but not this.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and there is the "guy" you spoke of. Too bad he wasn't represented on the back window. -- Jeff never really fit into the family anyway.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I posted this before I saw the name of the other bored panda. My appology to "JEFF THE KILLER".

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    Arend Kant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt the AK is american enough.

    Me
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong with firearms. It's the people who get them we need to control.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think more an more people are realising the foundling fathers were not as depicted.

    *incoherent screaming*
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but you just have guns lying around to do this with

    Janet Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for a terrorist attack in the US & a citizen to brandish a weapon & shoot them. Conceal carry licenses have tripled in last 18 mths

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    #16

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    bestofcardsagainsthumanity Report

    Mei-Lin Po
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I only wish I could say this wasn't spot-on.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Americans are under this delusion that their entire country is pure, perfect, and the model that all other countries must follow.

    Madeline
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say we have some brilliant people living in the US. This isn't true so burn is not a result

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the way everyone downvoted Liberty. Have fun in your s**t socialist countries.

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    Dmitri Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep this is amrecia i am from amrecia

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    #17

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    SPUDSEXUALL Report

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the guy with only some blood" 😂

    Alex McArthur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans* are too dumb....'Too Dumb' isn't an object possessed by American. - An American

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    Grace G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the mean jail man is dead and your godfather.

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    #18

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    captainvatican Report

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you are mixing us up with Australia?

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, the people in America traveled her on their own...so....

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, we are all the people who didn't like dictators and comnunist rulers.

    Jayne Britton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope they sent the prostitutes & criminals here too

    Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is all the people Europe didn’t want and Australia is all the people America AND Europe didn’t want

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least australia is better than america. we don't have trump as president

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    #19

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    bluntasaurus-sex Report

    Helping Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, you guys should look up which countries rely overwhelmingly on nuclear power. The US is actually way behind many countries in Europe!

    Violaine LB
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France does use nuclear energy mainly. That's why electricity is so cheap over there.

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    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here where I live in Canada almost all out electricity is hydro.

    Jakub Wasilewski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, this image is some kind of unrealistic antinuclear propaganda I guess :D In europe there is plenty of countries relying on nuclear, France is leading the pack with lowest emission from energy industry across big nations. And for some coutries (like mine), there is no green alternative really, as we don't have access to see, our climate is not sunny nor windy enough. Either nuclear or coal as core source.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, your name says it all, "bluntsaurus-...".

    Kira Thesloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what happens when all the old rich guys get their way due to capitalism. Freedom my a**e.

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    #20

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    so-many-efforts Report

    DhampireHEK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if I should laugh at the joke or cry because this guy is serious....

    Erza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way that guy is serious… right?!

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    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEAH MERICA!!! WE MEASURE WITH FREEDOM UNITS! NERDS! *unintelligible screaming*

    StarKitten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cat restaurant you idiots. There's a lot of them. I go a lot.

    Mei-Lin Po
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what they cost in Hogsmeade? http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Mice

    Timothy D.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw this thing on some reddit that was the M and then YASS, and it looked like it said MYASS

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    #21

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    brigwife Report

    Rob Bryant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is allowable, in context.

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    Kristie Lhamon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they're saying that Americans have p**s for brains in a nice way...

    Samuli Kantola
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is only one science called mathematics. It may have many branches but it's still only one. Why the f**k would anyone think it's multiple? For f**k's sake.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think any British person would think they way you do. At sometime in everyone's life they need either the doctor, dentist, hospital and finally pensions. You obviously have no idea what the you are talking about.

    Ivy Chambers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone so mean to the us I'm mean we did win both world wars and the cold war. There are a lot of good people

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and australia is just the jury laughing

    Kira Thesloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always call it maths. My mom kept some of her old american school books & it even said maths on those. It confuses me that it's not more commonly used here.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Shedule" insteaf of schedule is just as bad, there's a "c" in the word.

    John Tebbutt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plural of "American" is "Americans", not "American's". Not as smart as you'd like, are you?

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    #22

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    merica-for-mericans Report

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not nice to make fun of someone with a learning disability.

    Thegreatcountryofverden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first line reads: TO HE LL WIT H THE ALIMO (Can't even spell Alamo right)

    Cats999
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tohell wit h the alimo REMBER PERL HORBOR

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen this one before, it's hilarious!

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And look at how they're parked, they're taking up three spaces at least.

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    #23

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    flatsound Report

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always a cheaper way, which includes buying a plane ticket. Works every time. ;D

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just come to australia. we just legalised same sex marriage. you can marry starting from January

    Madeline
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    It's living in the best protected country in the world. Not too bad I'm grateful for all the things living in America gives me. But the post gets a cheap laugh untrue in my experience

    Sofia Bellavista
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If "best protected country" is the first thing that comes to your mind, you've been brainwashed into fear

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    #24

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    xiayane Report

    rachel smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its important to have a plan for every situation, okay!?

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about having a plan if your kids decide to have unprotected sex first?

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    Hannan Zhou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kids have accidental access to sex education online. It has ruined me, and I'm twelve. There's an eight year old on the loose on Pinterest. Everyone was trying to get her off. No telling how long she's been on the Internet's dark side.

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things are just more important. 😂

    Lady Clare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no the schools told them about it in Kindergarten

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you find out about sex on your own you'll be fine. if you find out about zombies on your own you'll be eaten.

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was just as, maybe even more, important

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    #25

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    americanstereotypes Report

    Ellie Aviva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehhehehhehe (laughs painfully)

    Kawaii Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *MLG Music plays* *Puts on 8-Bit sunglasses* *Grabs doritos and Dr. Pepper (Mtn. Dew is for the weak)*

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually hurt me when I laughed

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    #26

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    becausebirds Report

    Sa Pa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that eagle is adorable 😍😊

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'and a ticket to get the hell out of this place please'

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I'd like to get the hell out of this country and stop being representative of here

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We here in Canada have freedom and liberty too.

    Sofia Bellavista
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in any Country in Europe. But don't tell Americans, they like to think they are special....

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    Venomous Sloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! The fried donut hamburgers from the last pic are there!😹😹

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Ask and ye shall receive. Seek and ye shall find.

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    #27

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    obama-biden-memes Report

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh humanity trans people! *gives kid a gun* there you go honey, go shoot some people you don't like :) (In case someone doesn't understand this is all sarcasm)

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how people assume transgenders are pedophiles lurking in bathrooms to hunt children. So closed minded.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Being trans is accepting who you are, not hunting children. People are people. That's it.

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    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, this is JUST America?!

    Sara Cribbs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people aren’t going to rape your kids at gun point publicly in a grocery store morons

    Timo Everaers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not an assault rifle" Americans incoming?

    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    I feel more safe with the open carry rifle. At least no one will mess with me.

    Sa Pa
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    First of all if a little girl goes into a transgender bathroom with the wrong person she could be molested, raped or killed. Second of all, no one gives a gun to their child unless they are old enough and properly trained. Having a gun is more safe because you can defend yourself. If a bad person comes into a room of 10 people with a gun and tried to kill everyone. He would have killed 7 before he was overtaken. But if someone good had a gun, the bad guy would have killed maybe 1 or even no people at all before he was shot. Even if guns are illegal, bad people can still get them. Ever heard of the dark web or the black market? Either, only killers have guns or everyone has guns. We are either fish in a barrel or we all have a chance of living.

    Oliver Gloxin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany the private ownership of guns is highly regulated. And that's a good thing. Gun related violence is quasi non-existent. No drive by shootings, very very seldomly a killing spree, by a student at school. If I intensely dislike somebody, I have no means at my disposal to shoot anybody. I have to cope with my hate.

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    Madeline
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Both can be viewed as unsafe with logic to back it up. Weak memes cmon I thought this was a roast

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    #28

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    lordtrollbias Report

    Yioryos Ninjitsu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saved but probably traumatized...nice..

    Larry BobJoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled this, It took him 150 shots to hit a rope. Thats 150 times he could have shot the eagle. There were also 2 days to call animal control, or the local police.

    Jessica Cluskey
    Community Member
    8 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a stupid a*****e. The poor bird is probably traumatized!

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    Rogue Hater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America, F**k Yeah! Comin' again to save the m**********n' day, Yeah.

    Prussia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is painfully American

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame that Americans are so dumn to work out how to rescue a bird without a bloody gun

    Kimberley Lloyd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile.... pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

    Luke Heironimus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the article from daily mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671801/Army-veteran-rescues-bald-eagle-dangling-upside-rope-75-foot-tree.html

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    #29

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    merica-for-mericans Report

    Marco van Hattum
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it isn't. The green stuff is allowed to live.

    Mireia Dos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those were pigeons. Hahaha

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'inserts donald trump into the photo'

    Juliana Keenan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should be buzzards!! c'mon eagles healthy diet- fish (raw, of course) buzzards fat dead protein.

    Blind Oracle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American: I love the smell of grease in the morning

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look photoshopped either.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I think I got it right.... so in America if you yell MURICA! loud enough the eagles fly down on your shoulder and give you unlimited freedom and KFC?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KFC? That's fried chicken, not McDonalds hamburgers.

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    #30

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    egberts Report

    rachel smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have all kinds of people from everywhere, the only places with a culture are small towns

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know we're driving in the right direction (to augusta) when I see these

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha Augusta is super Southern Georgia

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that our mix of cultures allows us the chance to take the best parts from each one, rather than being afraid of what's different. We could become a more learned and accepting people because of it. Knowledge is power.

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasonably sure that's what the whole 'freedom' thing is about.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone comes here from everywhere else, and they all try to make the rest of the people honor and live like their home culture (which we won't). - America is called a "melting pot" for this very reason.

    FAKENAME FAKENAME
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how Jesus is beefy cheesy glory

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    #31

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    ranterist Report

    Limin Huang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH IM DYING

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here to Troll, yeah, it's like you're a middle aged man who prefers to "roast" teenagers on the internet. Sounds about right?

    Xenobio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Oakley Half Jackets and they fit my face perfectly and I'm not American, what's wrong with them and why the hell are you associating my perfectly good sunglasses with American rednecks????

    Brownie emoji
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to say this.. but you might be at risk for being a 'murican. The warning signs are as follows: wearing jerky sunglasses, get offended by stupid jokes on the internet, commenting with a least 3 question marks and violently singing the nationl anthem whilst eating a hamberger and shooting 15 guns into the sky with a bald eagle screeching in the backround.

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    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all Americans are like this, ya' know

    LilleMy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? The whole premise of the joke is that this is a description of a certain kind of American, who is indeed like this. It's the exact opposite of saying all Americans are like this. Seems like you're just looking for reasons to be offended, lol.

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    Kawaii Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the Mtn. Dew and Doritos? And why aren't the glasses 8-Bit? loooooooool

    Lady Clare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stands up and sings the national anthem of America*

    Justyna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you forgot about baseball cap which turns anyone's intelligence to negative values.

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    #32

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    pixelandthedragon Report

    Amanda Nelson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh the 'hashtag' button. That 'new' invention 🤔

    Serina Wall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they do when someone say push the pound key? Smash their phone?

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    starla4
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This still makes me lol every time I see it. All $ above the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4th of July, 5...the escape key says communism...FREEDOM...ah, it's the little things. :)

    Roxanne Stuart
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Capslock button should be the American Flag >.>

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hashtag button on my computer is alt+3 ####

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Yeah, American keyboards don't have the Pound or Euro sign directly on it.

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    #33

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    softboiledmemes Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe taaht there is a place without a flag in the US...

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these badboys?

    Blind Oracle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chandler Bing: Can we BE more patriotic?

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    #34

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    in-bad-humor Report

    Bronwen Harris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the real problem here is some a$$hole took pictures of people just to make fun of them.

    Jennie Sapherson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially as some of them may have a physical disability, such as the woman who fell. Don't judge until you know the reason why.

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is offensive. You can't know every single person there. Some people have severe medical conditions that can cause weight gain or other circumstances. They at least have the courage to go out instead of giving up. The person who made this should be ashamed for making fun of those who are struggling.

    Rogue Hater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do poverty stricken towns have no insanely obese people... you don't just get fat it happens because you eat.

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    David Fooks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I felt bad for the lady who'd fallen over, but when I saw the Mariokart banana, I died laughing. Terrible. 😂

    Sophie Renda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW, FAT SHAMING FTW! WOOOHOO! /s

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, the writer's user name says ut all... "in-bad-humor".

    Marie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the security man! :O

    Kira Thesloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy for security guards to get fat. It's an after retirement career for most, and a lot of places I've worked just have them ride golf carts to patrol all night.

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    #35

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    clangoftheconcreteswans Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that a bunch of Americans hate Bill for being and atheist and because he tells them that science is correct instead of the BAHBLE.

    Dave Roger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the same people who claim he's not experienced enough to teach science are the same people who thought Trump was experienced enough to run a freaking country.

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    Ben Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not anymore. Did you see his new show on Netflix? It's unwatchable

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    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Bill Nye! He's a genius, and isn't stuck up about it

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. They posted my reply to Master Markus on every comment. "So sorry" to all you other bored pandas.

    Serina Wall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this is how you summon science major students.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRUH THIS THE ONLY ACCURATE ONE

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We never had Bill on tv, or Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers or any of those, so all those memes and jokes just go over my head.

    Ilyushka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally me in my science class :'D you've stereotyped my country right

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only some Americans are stereotyped correctly.

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    Luci is back
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In america's defense, the bill nye theme didn't have to go that hard

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    #36

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    thats-slightly-raven Report

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bunch of my friends are American and another bunch are British so I constantly switch from "Back in Elementary School" to "Back in Primary School"

    Xenobio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in South Africa and in the local news there was a lady who fought off a burglar who climbed in her window and tried to steal her laptop, but she had been watching American TV shows so she tried dialing 911 by mistake instead of 10111.

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, the number is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

    Hannan Zhou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell the yelling is in that polite British accent.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp who posted about the mo(u)ldy blueberry in the first place?

    #37

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    troyesivan Report

    Bway_Gonnabe11
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we actually do in my school.... im ashamed

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should you be? That team looks awesome. Hope they play as good as they look.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should rather ask: what school has security points similar to airports?

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well you definitely don't see this in Australia

    Lux Lucis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh gods... oh gods oh gods oh gods tHAT WAS TROYE SIVAN /O_O\ what must his impression of us be

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one ever did this in my school. We had a drawing of the school mascot which was a Ram.

    Cathy Baker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, we do in my school, for the seniors involved in sports. Out by the track, there are pics of the track team members; in the gym, pics of the basketball players and wrestlers, etc. It's really kind of a neat.

    Shelby Amare
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything non americans learned about american high schools comes from the news about school shootings and high school musical.

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    #38

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    bellygangstaboo Report

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the hands of shame. Similar to the Visor of Shame (SU fans will get it)

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    #39

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    lucifersrightnut Report

    just a thought
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't aluminium spelled as aluminum somewhere ?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thot we should add some flavor to the bay.

    Winter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    americans spell famous famos

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey at least australia is united

    Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. I love this. Also, my friends watched this anime about the country's as people and they said that I was America. I debunked them on this saying that I couldn't be America because 1)I wasn't a eagle 2) I say flavour 3) I know what salad is 4) I'm highly intelligent, too intelligent to be American . Also the anime is called hetalia.

    Minha Khan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think that the part About you saying Americans are dumb is funny

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    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you want some scones with that tea and possible an umbrella?

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    #40

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    satansgayson Report

    Slytherin_blood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no seriously because I go the a private school the dress code one applies

    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute story: In the south west of UK there is a Chicken chain called Miss Millies, it's named after Colonel Sanders daughter, Mildred. Google it...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Bald eagles are protected. They are not kept as pets.

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    #41

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    everydayjihad Report

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down guys it's two different pages

    Peta Hurley-Hill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just the fact that there are gun ads in the newspaper freaks me out!

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    Robyn Oelofse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 ads yes. But isn't target just a normal store-like you could buy toys there? And gun ads? Wtf??

    Warren Rust
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a Target(tm) add, it's an add for "targets" (i.e., things you shoot at) and "carry" (i.e., things you shoot with).

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my days this page would have displayed pencils, rulers, etc...

    person (i think)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To those wondering who has gun ads... it is regional; not everywhere has them.

    Sierra Lile
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's a great deal on the Smith & Wesson! 😂

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Fake news!!! LOL

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Aww, Aww, Aww. Not fair to cheat by placing another ad under the one you wish to denigrate. Typical Progressive thinking.

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can clearly see that those are two different ads... Not saying that this wouldn't be possible though :D

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    #42

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    lyatt-maam Report

    That Fat Mouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of me finds this hilarious, but the other part wonders if we, as a collective entity, have taken the american stereotype too far

    Minha Khan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you definitely have, now everywhere I go on BP about Americans, it's just about us being fat, whining about freedom, and guns

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    #43

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    catbountry Report

    Amanda Nelson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the general area of Murica

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the "rural" part. The rest are malls and Starbucks

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly - I've been to the UK. Post a pict of your main roads; big cities and small towns with streets too narrow for tge amount of traffic.

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    madcow 3417
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks so familiar. The "enhance" button on my computer isn't working and I can't read the signs. Anybody know where that is?

    Mac Booker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Breezewood, Pennsylvania, which sells itself as "The Town of Motels."

    Angela Garcia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an old a*s Taco Bell sign...

    Michael Morris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the curious, that's Breezewood Pennsylvania. The locals don't allow I-70 to cleanly leave I-76, instead traffic headed east on I-70 must leave the turnpike, travel through town and then the interstate begins. Hence the high volume of traffic for such a small town.

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    #44

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    shit-we-saw Report

    person (i think)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha ha ha :) "where we murder slowly and creatively" indeed!

    Kori K. Warriner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barf!! Mixing my two favorite things? No way!!

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was taken at some state fair somewhere, which is normally where you find foods like this. you will more than likely never find it anywhere else. they use all these fried this and that to draw big crowds to the state fairs, because the ferris wheel loses its luster pretty fast. ;-)

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how the deep frying affects it but some cookbooks actually recommend slathering a ham with peanut butter before cooking. It somehow actually works together.

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's cotton candy hanging there. This isn't some restaurant.. this is a fairground somewhere. And they're usually only open about 3 weeks.

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What.... the f**k.... and I though bacon with pancakes was weird

    Ana Fuentes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY!!! i was just telling people about the DEEP fried chocolate covered bacon!!! if you have not tried it come to the OKLAHOMA state fair in September.

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    #45

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    merica-for-mericans Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he is a pirate and wanted to write"Respect ARRR!"

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think so. My alter ego is a crazy rum drinking Pirate and I would never use the word "are" for "our". LOL! The irony in this photo actually hurts

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    Ditto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect the UK, Make your own goddmaned language.

    Jan Feline
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to remember why I never leave my room.

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    #46

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    unfortunately-awake Report

    Nalani Rachel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is NOT from America, Purefoods is a Filipino company. KFC in the Philippines just out-America'd America with junk food. 😝

    Hayley Lightcap
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually more American than you think. Chic fil a did it.

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    Amanda Nelson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is literally NOTHING tender about this.

    Venomous Sloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also America: The Affordable Care Act is s**t, let's make new healthcare that transfers a trillion $ to the 1%!

    person (i think)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely need to go to bed. I dont eat fried foods and 100% of the time this sort of thing disgusts me, yet when i saw this picture i thought "huh, that looks pretty good and i want to eat that." What is happening???

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some good rest and eat well, hopefully it won't happen again. I would never eat this by choice, yuck.

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    Roisin Carey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a thing? It's looks disgusting!!

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    #47

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    uncomfortable-around-strangers Report

    Brittney Chaloupka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I live 5 minutes from Freedom high school. Conviently located 30 minutes south of Washington DC in Northern VA. My middle school was named after Mills E. Godwin, a man who lobbied to keep schools segregated. (They recently voted to rename the school)Not too surprising though.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Case en pointe; what country did the Chaloupka family emigrate from?

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    Faith Stroup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a school named "Public school No. 1" on a road trip...it was under a bridge??? Weird and slightly ominous...

    Rita Maneata
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is in my hometown, where Independence High is located off Andrew Jackson Highway. ;)

    joe Shmoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    freedom high school in morganton, north carolina too.l

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the town called Enterprise? - Very American.

    Madeline
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    And this is a bad thing because ....?

    Ditto
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    I HAD A FREIND MOVE FROM CANADA TO AMERICA AND HE WENT TO SCHOOL AT INDEPENDANCE! Sorry for the caps that's just cool.

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    #48

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    thugilly Report

    Alex Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, McDonald's finally invents... the Whopper and Whopper Jr.

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know Hungry Jacks is the same as Burger King? They had to change the name coz there was already a Burger King in Australia.

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but she's still Ariana Grande.

    Lesbian Thespian
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now like Ariana Grande a bit more

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why people are obese in America, sadly

    Justyna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not even food, this is some cotton shaped and flavoured like food. i live next to mcdonald's and kfc and starbucks and i almost never go there. cook some real soup or something from scratch, people :(

    #49

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    seiya234 Report

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way, they seriously have that on water bottles? I need one for my daughter, that would be so funny! She's not American, but is slightly obsessed about zombies, heehee

    Andrew Cas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Million year old iceberg water, use by 2020!

    Bounty Bunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lived in Texas my whole life and I am pretty upset that I've never seen these.

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    #50

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    phenomimom Report

    Dixon's Mama
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, it's Misha Collins' son, West!

    Norah Morris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MISHA AND WEST'S COOKING SHOW YAAAASSSSSS

    AngelofThursdays
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    West Collins is so cute! He and his sister were running up and down the aisles at SeaCon.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it should be "too much".

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    #51

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    americanstereotypes Report

    Ile De France
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i am 18 i am going to st petersburg

    Charlotte Brine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one asked for your future plans personally but its good that you have plans!. Aim higher get out see the world spend 2 years in Australia!

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    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im proud to be an australian

    bread
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :~T um ok... what evs man

    #52

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    fuckyeahamurica Report

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *really bad human speak* No i aint no eagle!

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Americans really shocked when they discover that loads of other countries have eagles?

    Minha Khan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from a different country, the tumblr person isn't American

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    DrawnToPerfection
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Americans use human skins to hide our identities

    FanaticRex99263
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know to much! *bites deep fried grand Mac wrapped in bacon*

    Landon Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone artistic needs to make this into a comic where all Americans are secretly eagles in people suits.

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh, don't let our secret out!

    Matrix Mocs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are coming!!!(eagles start dive bombing any non- American)

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    #53

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    americanstereotypes Report

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    #54

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    americanstereotypes Report

    Aubrey Stingley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from America and I can confirm this 100% true. I had a friend that had it happened to him. At jail they could only wear red, white, and blue and whenever they spoke they spoke to the tune of the national anthem.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but, Red, White and Blue are the British colours, they hate the British although they stole our language and claim we took it from them, now the damn flag, what next?

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Again pandas, consider what kind of person has "demonicrabbit" as their user name. ... Really???

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daz, please find someone who cares about your judgmental stereotypes. 13 year old American OUT

    Daz Dean
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Apparently, a sense of humour is as elusive to you as sarcasm. ;) Never mind that, did you not read the title of this article? 'Mocking Americans Stereotypes'? That's a combat indicator for irony, right there Amanda. Oh wait. You don't do irony either. That's a hat trick of making America great again........

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    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Wow, they trash us, and then turn around and post something this dumb. :)

    Kori K. Warriner
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    WTF? So totally not true.

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    #55

    Mocking Americans Stereotypes

    obama-biden-memes Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    72 years??? There hasn't been a time in the last 75 years that America hasn't been involved in a war/ invasion!!!

    Patrick Livingston
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A WORLD WAR. NOT ALL THE OTHER S**T AMERICA HAS BEEN UP TO

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    Danielle
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually those were pretty much all been "conflicts" we never actually declared war

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago

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    Literal "face plant".

    Kjorn
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    8 years ago

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    be ready with North Korean it will be soon

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    8 years ago

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    This meme is r******d.