40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves (New Pics)

Vic 4 years ago

He's a vet, so his patient must be a...

96points

P.A. Bird 4 years ago

Bwahaha someone embarrassingly not getting the joke of someone embarrassingly not getting the joke. Embarrassment inception!

22points

Tamama kitty 4 years ago

He said his friend is a vet as in veterinarian. This means his friend slept with someone's pet

6points

Sam rice 4 years ago

Veteranarian. Slept with a patient.

5points

kit cat chunky 3 years ago

vet*

1point

Sea otter simone 3 years ago

vet sleeping with a patient = human sleeping with animal

1point

Thirteen 3 years ago

r/woooosh

0points

Cathy Hurd 3 years ago

Some people are just slow on the uptake.

0points

Elpida Hope 3 years ago

He's a vet

0points

TheWizard96 3 years ago

wa?

0points

Laura Roney 3 years ago

He was training to be a VET !!

0points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

I was expecting the "twist" to be that he worked at the morgue... I don't know which one is worse...

45points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I could say you got that dead on but....

21points

I I 4 years ago

his patient was a good girl though , a GOOD GIRL

38points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Or a good boy, we don't know.

28points

Henny Hana 4 years ago

I'm so ready to see the amount of whoosh here 😁

15points

Olof T 3 years ago

So much whooch they got a new hairdo.

3points

Ember 4 years ago

LOL....read the WHOLE post next time 😂

9points

Berry Budgie 4 years ago

Wait a minute, a brilliant what!?

8points

Id row 4 years ago

It pays to read to the end.

4points

Aleah Dowell 3 years ago

The twist is hes a vet he works with ANIMALS soooo thats gross and thats animal rape o.o

3points

Trisha Voll 3 years ago

Totally agree... Hilarious only in words... 🤨🤬 These people better find someone to put on a costume or buy some fetish Anime ....

2points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Yeah... A vulnerable "person"...

2points

That Girl, Ang 3 years ago

...so he wasn't a Veteran. Wow.

1point

#2

The Comment Got 9 Likes

Final score:

269points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Who knew the Pope had such a wild past? 🤔

284points

Phi 4 years ago (edited)

Argentinians

12points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

But he has not yet dropped the mike !

5points

lazy panda 4 years ago

I think he used to be a bouncer for a club!

4points

Linh Ngüyën 3 years ago

He had one shot, one opportunity

1point

Erika 3 years ago

That experience made him a great pope tho!

1point

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

He's a catholic priest isn't he?

1point

Rene Ehlers 4 years ago

Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Holy-holy Pope Francis

8points

u W u 3 years ago

WHEZZE

1point

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Yes it is. Why are some people so STUPID?

7points

Purbasha Banai 4 years ago

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Wednesday 4 years ago

This is hilarious. Because, you know Francis was a bouncer at a nightclub and all before entering the priesthood, reforming what gang members he could and yeah, that person totally missed the effing joke, y'all.

5points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

The Pope does look like he's about to spit a sick verse!

3points

Luis Gomez 3 years ago

All due respect, but this has to be the whitest comment on this thread.

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Bless me for I have sing - ed!

1point

kat lia 4 years ago

are you sure? It looks the same to me. : )

1point

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

They waited a little too long to do the 8 Mile sequel.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

If I had been drinking when I saw that, I would be dead now.

1point

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

Me too. Hey, come live in my family. Quips and perfect timing galore. You will die within days.

3points

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

Nope!

0points

#3

It’s Clearly A Magic Eight Ball

Final score:

260points

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Nubis Knight 4 years ago

Made me laugh! ^_^

189points

Vic 4 years ago (edited)

Let's just say the replier bowled a gutter ball..

19points

Beans Are The Musical Fruit 4 years ago

All signs point to yes

8points

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

This magic ball was so surprised by the question or the prediction that it has a shocked face xD

7points

Trisha Voll 3 years ago

Lmao 🤣 Right!? I thought that same thing! 🤭😯 Glad I'm not the only one to see facial expressions on inanimate objects 😅😂😂

1point

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Im bowled over by this one.

3points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

"Signs point to 'Yes'" -- for both the cartoon character, and the guy who replied.

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

ITS BECAUSE HE IS STUPID

1point

ACatInPandasClothing 3 years ago

:0

1point

Harry pottsh 3 years ago

I love Safely endangered! Check it out on webtoon

1point

P.A.B. 3 years ago

Yes. Yes you are.

1point

Natasha Hessler 3 years ago

bro....say it's not so.....say that the comment was just a joke..

1point

Comedy writer Ariane, who’s recently launched the first episode of her new podcast and has a brand new book coming out later this week, told Bored Panda that we can’t expect everyone to get jokes because not everyone’s looking for them. “I think some people just aren't used to looking for the humor in situations,” she said.

“Many people take life very seriously (like my mum, who can vaguely identify a joke but always laughs in the wrong place!). Alternatively, it could be the fault of the person telling the joke—the humor might be too subtle and not signposted enough,” she added that the responsibility for getting the joke falls on both the comedian and the listener.

#4

You Didn't Solve It

Final score:

252points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Wow just found the way to solve it!! I need to be colour blind!

233points

Vic 4 years ago

Pfft... I just colour all sides, problem solved! Think outside the cube... Or uhh.. box, whatever the saying goes..

19points

MCMLXXIII 3 years ago

I peeled the stickers off an off -brand Rubix Cube and have it to my dad for Christmas one year as a Solvable Rubix Cube. The one I had as a teenager met it's doom at the bottom of the basement stairs against a cement foundation wall. He never could solve that damn thing. Probably didn't help I was probably messing up his progress. But now he has this one color cube to solve. No regrets!

0points

Mia Fredryka 3 years ago

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0points

It’s just common sense 4 years ago

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Why can't you just be happy for him?

12points

mehoi 4 years ago

I think folks with colour blindness are still able to distinguish tone though xD

9points

Lindsey Leigh Phillips 3 years ago

It depends. Different types of color blindness/deficiency.

0points

J.C. 4 years ago

Looks solved to me. (I am color blind)

7points

Severus Snape 4 years ago

me too!

0points

Id row 4 years ago

thats-the-...6d6551.jpg

4points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

You sure are! Well done.

4points

Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago

wow! a chubby Rubik cube!

2points

Person 4 years ago

Hahaha!!!

2points

David Blake 4 years ago

Lol. Sadly that took me a second.😂

2points

Liam Fifarek 3 years ago

So true you didn’t do it you didn’t compete it

1point

#5

This Is So Sad Guys

Final score:

247points

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Lytha 4 years ago

Maybe Cena is here too ... never know.

178points

J.C. 4 years ago

Oh, I get it. The guy in the white t-shirt blends-in with the white walls. Clever!

12points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Well i cant see anyone else with him.

9points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

We should just stop telling camo jokes since 50 percent of the population never gets them

7points

Mazer 4 years ago

When I wear my camo pants my friend always says he can’t see me. I love him for that

3points

Yvonne Blau 4 years ago

Damn, I didn't get the joke until I read the reply :-(

3points

lara 4 years ago

Sorry, just couldn't see it.

3points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

🤦‍♀️

3points

Micheal Sharp 3 years ago

Now this would make a good color blind joke ... ammiright!? Cuz truth be told I'm still trying to figure out the Rubik's cube one

1point

Camilo Madrigal 3 years ago

Cause you had a bad day. Taken one down, sing a sad song just to turn it around-

1point

#6

I Thought It Was Real

Final score:

231points

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earringnut 4 years ago

The only correct way to use "do your own research"

281points

J.C. 4 years ago

I did my own research. There were also make up artists.

20points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

I like randombuttface doubling down

14points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

And when they were making that film they had to planet

12points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

Love how it's "The Mars".

8points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

You're all from Mars.

2points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

'randombuttface' hahahahahaha

2points

Natasha Hessler 3 years ago

thanks i guess random buttface

1point

gridsleep 3 years ago

That proves it. The Moon landing was filmed on Mars, too. All fake.

1point

Caroline Driver 4 years ago

Don't you just love it when people's ignorance shows so big and bright?

1point

However, if you find yourself constantly unable to get other people’s jokes, there’s really no other solution other than to politely ask for an explanation. It might kill the humor, but it’s also the only way to get to grips with what’s funny and why. If you’re feeling shy, consider asking for an explanation when there won’t be too many people around so you don’t embarrass yourself.

“There's no other way but to ask people what the joke is. Or you might want to keep it to yourself that you have an under-developed sense of humor,” the comedy expert quipped that we can always pretend that we got the joke. Though living with such a huge secret might be harder than it sounds.

#7

Looks Like New York To Me

Final score:

230points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Looks cleaner than New York 🤔

307points

Id row 4 years ago

Fewer roaches and rats, too.

14points

Linda 4 years ago

And warmer in the winter.

8points

somnomania 4 years ago

probably smells better, too, and doesn't leave you with that gross feeling on your skin

3points

Frisinator 4 years ago

Smells better too!

2points

CowboyHank 4 years ago

I don't think you have ever been to New York

2points

Christopher Chase 3 years ago

it is cleaner

1point

Persephone 3 years ago

😆

1point

Person 4 years ago

Lol

1point

Rui 4 years ago

Oop

-1point

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Actually took me a moment to realise it wasn't New York 🤣

17points

Purbasha Banai 4 years ago

Lol. Same here. Had to adjust the distance of the screen

3points

Hermione 4 years ago

Wish it was NY. Wheely buildings would be interesting

7points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

That actually looks awesome!

6points

Dash Blue 4 years ago

Clearly, a run down part of New York City.

5points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

It does get hot there too

6points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Meh, potatoe potato.

5points

Jace 4 years ago

That’s a great gag

4points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

This one should heat up

4points

Cupcake168 4 years ago

"No that’s New York" 😂

2points

Zeke Henry 3 years ago

old york

1point

#8

Some People Think They Are So Smart

Final score:

221points

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SwissCheesy Chess 4 years ago

And this was a meme and memes aren't always accurate so you're WRONG haha

227points

Ivan Campos 4 years ago

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Luis Gomez 3 years ago

You think if they didn't get the joke, that they'll know what a meme is?

3points

Timon Flekac 4 years ago

True

1point

Christopher Chase 3 years ago

there where horses i owned the cheverla horse it was fast

0points

Kalena Abelmann 3 years ago

yeah you

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

that Lincoln has candle chandeliers for a reason

7points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

For their defense, the joke sucks... These are electrical chandeliers...

5points

Purbasha Banai 4 years ago

I think it holds candles or soemthing, but then again my eyesight is poor. So I can't tell. Lol

0points

Id row 4 years ago

I wonder if any of these people get struck with the realization that it was a joke later on and are like, 'oh. I'm an idiot'.

3points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Jeez i hope you are renting this free space up there...

3points

Vic 4 years ago

Yes they'll have to throw out sawdust first:-D

1point

Radek Suski 4 years ago

Escape from New York?

2points

Indosidius 3 years ago

Indeed. I am the Duke, I am A-number-one!

1point

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Then how did Colombus get to America, Dummy?

2points

Frank Bushnell 3 years ago

I dunno. Virgin Atlantic or Pan Am ?

0points

Zillyboy 4 years ago

The Duke!

2points

Indosidius 3 years ago

A number 1

0points

Crocodile 3 years ago

I don't know why but now I want to have a car with shandliers on the hood..

1point

Anjali Cooper 3 years ago

Omg. That person has to be so narcissistic to take such cruel pleasure in someone else being wrong (yet in reality it’s a joke, which is even more ridiculous) and I feel so sad for this person! 🤦🏻‍♀️

1point

Lindsey Leigh Phillips 3 years ago

Sad-ception

1point

#9

Bruh Moment

Final score:

217points

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KJ 4 years ago

At the shops getting milk.

392points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Thought it's cigarettes

50points

LotusWolff 4 years ago

And he was never seen again...

6points

Nightmare.wsmpf 3 years ago

my hero acadamia wow

5points

Henry Edison Jurman 4 years ago

Lol accurate

5points

Fatty Toogans 3 years ago

This meme is to much for me now

0points

just a nerd 3 years ago

OH MY GOD, what is up with the comments section? I shouldn't be laughing at these

0points

TheWizard96 3 years ago

What kind?

0points

Kids Krueger 3 years ago

Oh he need some MILK

0points

NatureBoy6284 3 years ago

I bet he took a plane.

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I have the same tattoo

36points

A B C 4 years ago

You have that random dude's dad tattooed on your arm?

34points

Andraya Begley 4 years ago

Damn, that's some cold truth.

24points

Person 4 years ago

Harsh.

6points

Requiem 4 years ago

He has a great sense of humor

14points

ベンジーBenji 4 years ago

lmfao this is so wrong I feel bad for laughing at both the picture and the comment.

9points

Beatrice Multhaupt 4 years ago

Sometimes ''nothing'' beats ''whatever''

7points

denzoren 4 years ago

Oh no lol....solid joke though.

7points

Molly Block 4 years ago

I don't get it??

3points

Gummy_wormz 3 years ago

The guy's dad wasn't in his life

0points

Michelle C 4 years ago

LMAO!

3points

Joy 4 years ago

🎵 ...and when he died all that he left us was alo-oh-oh-own 🎵

2points

I was also interested to get Ariane’s take on what people who take life far, far too seriously can do to lighten up and open themselves up to humor more. She said that meditation and [ahem] physical self-love “are two great ways to relax,” however, they might not necessarily help them “tune into the lighter side of life.”

These activities aren’t without their merits, however, and might help you if you’re constantly stressed out and overly serious. “They'll make you happier though, which is probably just as good.”

#10

The Manager Will Listen To Me... This May Not End Well

Final score:

205points

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Jessica Aubé 4 years ago

This is over my head .. someone explain please :)

223points

MrLoufoque 4 years ago

His name is Gustavo Fring and he is a ruthless and cruel druglord on Breaking Bad. He hides in plainsight by posing as the polite and mild-mannered manager of a fast food joint called Los Pollos Hermanos (which is a front for hiding the drug cooking and the money laundering).

471points

Evil Piggy 4 years ago (edited)

Meet Gustavo Fring. He's the manager of Los Pollos Hermanos. He is also a drug lord that uses his chain of chicken shacks as a front to run his massive drug empire. Gus is an upstanding citizen when he's not being a ruthless, cold blooded killer. (Breaking Bad)

30points

Fiona C 4 years ago

He is a character in tv show who will have you killed

26points

KJ 4 years ago

Bad guy from Breaking Bad.

23points

Amanita Virosa 4 years ago

I love Giancarlo Esposito, he was also Moff Gideon in the Mandolorian.

16points

Giovanna 4 years ago

Jessica, watch Breaking Bad! It's the best TV series EVER imho

10points

Heather Davis 3 years ago

He's a character from breaking bad he is actually a drug dealer not a manager he is very scary just watch breaking bad it's a good watch

3points

Requiem 4 years ago (edited)

its a front for the Mexican Cartel

2points

Albert 3 years ago

Short answer. Watch braking bad.

1point

Mine Truly 3 years ago

In Breaking Bad, he is a food chain manager who is secretly a very dangerous drug lord.

1point

Kelli Pike 4 years ago

Breaking Bad, the tv show. This is Gustavo Fring, a multi-seasonal bad guy.

1point

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

Hahahahahaha

1point

Cathy Hurd 3 years ago

You're not alone

0points

Lee Lamar 3 years ago

Better call Saul and breaking bad.

0points

Cooper Terry 3 years ago

He guy is from a meme. If I didn’t rlly understand what u ment I’m very sorry. 😬

0points

Thirteen 3 years ago

r/wooosh he maybe is the manager

-2points

Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago

The guy looks like he isn't the manager

-3points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Does anybody else hear the response in an annoying Karen voice?

18points

Nancy White 3 years ago

Yes, I suppose most people who follow modern media picture a rude woman, that is,can "Karen". A few years ago we would just say "rude woman" now people say "Karen". One day it will be rude to call someone a "Karen". Name calling is always immature. At the moment,we are all being encouraged to believe that a white woman who complains irrationally is a "Karen". I think "rude woman" is still a better term because it reveals meaning. The word "Karen" is now an offensive slur especially when it is rudely used to dismiss a woman who has a legitimate complaint. Down with rudeness! Civility is much better! Humans have dismissed women's concerns for ions. Notice that there are several mean words to cruelty lable women, but very few slurs for men. It is weird how our language has so many insulting words for women.

2points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Went right over my head coz I have no idea who that person is.

9points

Purbasha Banai 4 years ago

Breaking Bad reference

1point

James016 4 years ago

That went so far over this person's head, it's in orbit

7points

Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

Never watched, but he looks badass and stuff so OK, I'm outta here! 😅

4points

Patricia Cromeans 3 years ago

Laura, I am with you. Never wanted to watch.

0points

Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago

Shut up, Karen.

3points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* WARNING! Not for the faint of heart and contains spoilers for Breaking Bad! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MybaTnzu9AA

3points

ISIBELLA CICCIO 3 years ago

Karen probably 😑

1point

ayden henderson 3 years ago

Is that another version of a karen just a bit more or less mature?

1point

Id row 4 years ago

Ok, Karen.

1point

#11

Some People Are Just Dumb

Final score:

204points

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Eppe 4 years ago

This must be trolling

156points

Ivo H 3 years ago

Shouldn’t trolling be funny? Because that comment is quite the opposite of fun

4points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

Maybe birds had wings before, but not planes, as you can see on this authentic, non photoshopped 1986 picture.

20points

Charles Bosse 4 years ago

Yeah, before 1987 Boing was just Bo.

11points

Yort 4 years ago

The fourth one is the weirdest-looking Bird I’ve ever seen. Some kind of goose?

9points

Requiem 4 years ago

they didnt mention the plane so red bull gave them wings

3points

Linda HS 4 years ago

People. Can't. Be. This. Dumb. They. Can't.

3points

Yvonne Blau 4 years ago

Maybe they aren't even dumb, but the urge to be a smartass is just too strong in some people

10points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

But birds don't have wings. They have arms stupid!

3points

Requiem 4 years ago

fingers

4points

Jasmine 4 years ago

What? Really?! Where did they come from if not from Redbull?? And don't tell me they are descendants from the dinosaurs!

3points

Margaret Caldwell 3 years ago

Back when birds were real...

2points

ISIBELLA CICCIO 3 years ago

This person doesn't understand memes.

1point

Natasha Hessler 3 years ago

It's true! Before us millenials existed the world was sunk into the Jurassic Age........even birds had not fully evolved

1point

#12

I Knew I Would Find That Comment

Final score:

200points

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Vic 4 years ago

The Phoenix Wars of Agrabah, The Genie Strikes Back and Return of Darth Aladdin

418points

James016 4 years ago

I would watch a film containing Darth Aladdin.

25points

wow that's fantastic 4 years ago

i do not see the difference

16points

Momma Jess 4 years ago

I'd watch them with you Vic 😂

8points

Mark Cleary 4 years ago

I'm killing myself laughing here, thankyou !👏👏

7points

Lara Harris 4 years ago

Well done sir, well done.

4points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

lol-NICE

2points

gridsleep 3 years ago

Don't forget the trilogy's fourth film, Lamp Tricks, Resurrections.

1point

Fairy Winter 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Michael CASCADDEN 3 years ago

Dark Star Genie

0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Me and the missus decided to watch every starwars films back to back. Luckily i was the one facing the TV

41points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

I'd rather be facing the wall, boooooooring

4points

Bradley Cohen 4 years ago

So many movie posters use the same colors, poses, and formats nowadays. I miss those hand painted posters.

10points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

My favorite X-Men is the one whose power is to ride a magic carpet into space and fight his father

8points

Christopher Enad 4 years ago (edited)

Maybe you watched it in wrong order. It should be Force awaken first. It's when the main character got his power awakened, then she went dark in dark phoenix...Aladdin was her redemption movie, but, you know phoenix and all, they die and reincarante...in this case she reincarnated into a man and became a genie helping others.

5points

Jyri Hakola 4 years ago

That would still probably make more sense than the actual sequel trilogy :D

5points

Hansu Kim 3 years ago

bruh

2points

Loyd Fox 4 years ago

Because you watched them out of order

2points

ベンジーBenji 4 years ago

Ahaha ok this got me.

1point

Kristina Cowan 3 years ago

Darth Jafar was soooo bad*ss...

0points

#13

I Think The Punchline Was

Final score:

199points

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SentimentAndBadJokes 4 years ago

This sounds bad, but it took me a second too...

192points

Robert T 4 years ago

You did well. It usually takes longer than that to remove one's girlfriend's bra. ;-)

42points

Dynein 4 years ago

Don't feel bad, me too!

4points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

hahahahaha

3points

Tiny Flame 4 years ago

Your not alone, it took me a sec too

2points

Laila Kerlin 3 years ago

same here took me a second

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

You it only took you a second to get the bra off - you am fast!

1point

Abigail Coty 3 years ago

Yea, same… 😬 😂

0points

Vanta Black 4 years ago

I prefer that my girlfriend's bra is like my Reddit posts - non-existent. I'm so lonely...

3points

Wayne Resnick 4 years ago

It's funny because he's missing an apostrophe

2points

Fidgets McGee 4 years ago

Yep. Absolutely. Thats why its funny

4points

ghxsted 3 years ago

lol took me a bit to get it i like mine removed to

1point

Natalie Cavendish 3 years ago

Ooo00oooo

1point

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Short and quick.

1point

Fred Buettner Sr. 4 years ago

It took me two seconds, don't feel bad.

1point

little queerling 4 years ago

That's the punchline" I laughed harder than I should have...

1point

Thirteen 3 years ago

eww.. do you even know what bras are?

0points

Christopher Chase 3 years ago

he gonna get nocked out

0points

#14

We Are All Dumb

Final score:

195points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Scientists trying to convince us to use mask! Tramp who knows we can drink the antiseptic🙄

189points

Muff_Fluff 4 years ago

Yeah, and you know spinning in circles gets the fluid out of lungs

24points

Black Karen 4 years ago

If you use it as an enema is absorbs faster. Kills more germs.

11points

Heleen Greenwald 4 years ago

"Tramp"......I like it!!

5points

Lillian O'connor 3 years ago

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Orion C. 3 years ago

please let this be satire

3points

Blackheart 3 years ago

Masks, social distancing and VACCINES work. Antiseptic, nope.

2points

Jude Fire 3 years ago

He's a genius,no? 🙄

2points

NewClearHead 3 years ago

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RandomHumanBean 4 years ago

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ACatInPandasClothing 3 years ago

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Pam Wilson-Hallinan 4 years ago

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Mari Bryant 4 years ago

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Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

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It’s just common sense 4 years ago

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Vic 4 years ago

Of course we can't! We don't have torches powerful enough to find the Sun at night..

17points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Totally ignoring that we have thermal cameras so we can still track it but there are also no rockets with decent head lights.

10points

J.C. 4 years ago

Everybody knows you can land on the Sun when it's winter.

11points

Cooper Terry 3 years ago

Correct you get a gold star for being right

2points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

That's a shame. I just went and bought a bag of marshmallows!

6points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

That's like only having sex at night - when the sperm are asleep so you don't get pregnant!

5points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

You only have 8 hours until the sun comes up before you have leave so be quick.

3points

Mazer 4 years ago

I love that Shiba Inu.

2points

mondays suck 3 years ago

hahaha lol lmao

0points

Phuong T 3 years ago

Yooo is that a doge

0points

Frank Bushnell 3 years ago

Makes your clever dog paws for thought. Until someone says, "Walkies !"

0points

#15

I Wonder How That Would Work

Final score:

181points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Problem solved

140points

It’s just common sense 4 years ago

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Rod Egret 4 years ago

Actually he could use a wired computer....

9points

earringnut 4 years ago

What are these wiirs that you speak of?

6points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Mommy is in computer kindergarten.

3points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

He has been expelled

2points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

I get the missed point, but does nobody use ethernet these days?

2points

NinjaWolfy94 4 years ago

Honestly, never even heard of it till now...

1point

Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago (edited)

THATS THE WHOLE POINT

1point

Bjørn Erik Moen 3 years ago

It could potentially work, with no wifi they may have to use mobile data to access the net. And with limited data the would have to prioritize what to use it on

0points

Landon Mark 3 years ago

Oh because the online

0points

Ken Adnyana 3 years ago

ya the class zoom meeting is with the internet without it u cant

0points

Natalia 3 years ago

Just enter the Wi-Fi password

0points

#16

No Texas Really Is Massive

Final score:

178points

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Everything's bigger in Texas. Even Texas.

349points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

So is Texas bigger than Texas?

17points

Nicholas Kraemer 4 years ago

In Texas, Texas is clearly smaller...

8points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Even their imagination. Ask their wives.

4points

MeshaChelle 3 years ago

This comment made me laugh harder than the meme! 🤣😂

3points

Michael Se 4 years ago

Recently moved to Texas... this is exactly how Texans see themselves.

15points

Briton Jones 4 years ago

if you have ever driven the length or width of it....this feels accurate

11points

Maggie Dinzler Shaw 4 years ago

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Danieletc 4 years ago

How Texans see Texas.

11points

Some Cool Guy 4 years ago

but that's deep in the heart of texas

5points

Maggie Dinzler Shaw 4 years ago

Does Texas have a heart?

0points

Something 4 years ago

In the world within Texas, as well as in the Texas within Texas, there is yet another Texas, which itself contains the whole world and a Texas, and so on, ad infinitum.

3points

Person 4 years ago

I like how they added Texas in here... BECAUSE AMERICAS THE BIGgest COUNTRY IN THE NATION!!!!

2points

Orion C. 3 years ago

texasception

1point

Janeilson Borges de Santi 4 years ago

What is the red map?

1point

Magmafang Nightwing-Hivewing 4 years ago

Canada

0points

Sa Ruuu 4 years ago

The Texan Conundrum: is Texas bigger than Texas or is Texas smaller than Texas

1point

#17

It’s Just All Around Easier

Final score:

176points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

And the nominees for Know-It-All of the Year are...

318points

Life is ? 4 years ago

They could be a prodriver.

6points

Ka Se 4 years ago

I think the reply was interesting. Actually for me more interesting than the lame joke.

4points

Sarah Marrero 3 years ago

our very own positive panda Foxxy!

1point

Veronica Connelly 3 years ago

They knew it all, minus the fact that it was a joke lol. The most important part to know went unknown for that person lolololol

0points

guy greej 4 years ago

Could be he got the joke but also felt there maybe real curious readers who might appreciate the true explanation nonetheless

26points

Dynein 4 years ago

That guy could have been me. I like to add some (IMO...) interesting facts even if the original post is a joke - love to explain and love to learn; and I always appreciate it when others add extra information, too.

17points

Otter 4 years ago

Former licensed SCUBA diver here! The reason divers do that is that if they dove off the boat head-first, feet-first, or face-first, the heavy tanks on our backs might be jostled loose. If you go into the water back-first, the force of the fall pushes the tanks towards your torso instead of away from it, and no, it doesn't hurt. Still, my favorite method of getting into the water was always walking from the beach.

8points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

I'm one of them! I just accepted it as something that's 'done' but never knew why.

4points

Kateryna 4 years ago

I don't think this one is that bad. People might be asking why do they really roll backwards?

13points

Vic 4 years ago

I read it keeps your b.c.d in place, abd I'm really worried about your a.

12points

Fidgets McGee 4 years ago

🧐

2points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Did you know that scuba divers don't actually dive in water?

4points

Natasha Hessler 3 years ago

maybe also upper class twit of the year if ur a monty python fan

3points

Id row 4 years ago

There's always one.

3points

Sweptgamer12 3 years ago

I just saw this meme an hour ago lol.

1point

Daniel Engel 3 years ago (edited)

Tina you stupid lama.. eat your dinner

1point

RaiderDave Loera 4 years ago

Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary?

1point

Frank Bushnell 3 years ago

Thank you ! I shall now try that one on all my friends !

0points

#18

This Is Two Stupid

Final score:

170points

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J.C. 4 years ago

Two much too bear.

231points

A B C 4 years ago (edited)

And certainly knot enough beer.

15points

Connie Martin 4 years ago

*bare

4points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Get that beer outta here.

2points

Em 3 years ago

Two much bear makes you trunk

0points

Madelyn Jeffords 3 years ago

Its to much four me.

0points

Lilian White 3 years ago

"buy mom sea you after school"

0points

Darkpirate 3 years ago

It's way thooo much

0points

Adam Sherrill 3 years ago

Two much to bare*

0points

Adam Davis 3 years ago

Didn't you mean "to"?

-3points

Melissa Wold 4 years ago

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)

Its as simple as one, too, three

10points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Yore one of them!

9points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

*won

6points

K. Anderson 4 years ago

I think this was on porpoise

6points

kjorn 4 years ago

your write!

5points

Marny 4 years ago (edited)

It's 'number of people', not 'amount'.

4points

Milan 4 years ago

tu rums tu rum tu tu tu

3points

Dylan Clements 4 years ago

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.

2points

Frank Bushnell 3 years ago

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't.

0points

Nicolas Pilot 4 years ago (edited)

The difference between to and too IS two!

2points

Natasha Hessler 3 years ago

which is why all teens now play it safe and just use 2

1point

#19

Prince Phillip

Final score:

166points

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Berry Budgie 4 years ago

Yes, yes it is

213points

Hermione 4 years ago

... coming to work at 6 am after going to bed at 2 am.

27points

Otter 4 years ago

Prince Phillip actually died 5 years ago, but was too bloody-minded to stop walking around making trouble. Nothing else can explain how he looked.

19points

Amaranthim Talon 4 years ago

too soon...

4points

Agent 8433599 3 years ago

Of course, its Prince Phillip! He posted it! Duh

1point

Alec Williams 3 years ago

*was

1point

Cé Vi 3 years ago

Yes, yes it WAS

1point

Kat Riss 4 years ago

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1point

bruno123 3 years ago

did you steal my bird? that looks just like him (your profile pic)

0points

I Just Changed My Name 4 years ago

That photo is actually terrifying

19points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Well 99 is a bit terrifying

19points

Requiem 4 years ago

No thats Bill Nighy in Underworld

7points

Wonderful 4 years ago

I didn’t realize his funeral was open casket and that he rode shot gun to it.

6points

Kristina Cowan 3 years ago

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0points

RadiatorAnkleSpider 4 years ago

*was And… how dare you. Let’s see how you be looking at 99…

5points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

When 900 years you reach, look this good you will not.

3points

Some Cool Guy 4 years ago

this. the guy did a lot of good over many decades. RIP Phil

3points

Rench 4 years ago

💀

1point

Requiem 4 years ago

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Sally Appleton 4 years ago

You look at this picture from 2019 and tell me that man only died this year

3points

Lucky2BAlive. 4 years ago

Put a Quaker preacher hat on him. And it’s the creepy dead guy from the original Poltergeist movie.

2points

Unified Mosquito 4 years ago

No sher shitlock

2points

Lindsey Leigh Phillips 3 years ago

This is obviously a photo of the desiccated turnip that rolled to the back of my refrigerator's crisper drawer about 7 ½ months ago.

1point

Colin Matthews 4 years ago

So do you think it was him wondering how the baby would look? Ironic really...

1point

Lindsey Leigh Phillips 3 years ago

Ha... for real. Black don't crack, while this stale crumpet cracked, eroded, melted and solidified.

-1point

#20

I Thought He Would Have Got It

Final score:

161points

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Nubis Knight 4 years ago

How could you miss this reference? ;_;

169points

H Edwards 4 years ago

I missed it, where's it from?

22points

Dylan Clements 4 years ago

You have to remember that African Sharks are non-migratory.

16points

Michael Katt 4 years ago

To be fair, though, the guy thinks there's no water in or around Africa. So he's got plenty of work to do before he gives any brain cells over to (excellent) Monty Python movie references.

15points

WillemPenn 4 years ago

I don't know .... no, wait .... aaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

14points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

There is a reference ?

5points

Alejandra 4 years ago

Just wanted to say that you have 69 upvotes :D

4points

Keith Bunker 3 years ago

Same way I missed the Breaking Bad reference...never saw it

3points

Regulus VanHelsing 3 years ago

Is it ladened or unladened?

0points

GuyYouMetOnline 3 years ago

By not knowing about the movie

0points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Is it an unladen shark?

12points

kjorn 4 years ago

in a triathlon they start in the water so i guess the shark win :-)

8points

Otter 4 years ago

Unless they've just eaten.

2points

Janeilson Borges de Santi 4 years ago

No one wins, since the shark was declassified by eating their competitor!

1point

Mine Truly 3 years ago

I don't think the shark would take the time to eat you. There will be multiple competitors, some of whom may be other sharks and sea animals, so the shark would not gain an advantage by trying to eat its opponents. Also, I'm pretty sure body checking is a DQ.

0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

He hit it right on the nile

7points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Monty python reference!

7points

J.C. 4 years ago

Bicycle sharks will not be invented until 2052

6points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

There's amovie called House Shark, so yes, bicycle sharks are going to be a thing!

2points

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

But they don't have bicycles in Egypt!

4points

jknbt jknbt 4 years ago

divers always carry a long sharp knife. This is not to kill the shark, but to stab your buddy so you have time to swim away...

4points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

There is so much to unpack here.

3points

Ralph 4 years ago

That's a bit dark

2points

#21

The World Goes On

Final score:

160points

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago (edited)

I was today's years old when I learned that it's called an "improper " fraction. (For those calling me stupid, not a native speaker a**hole)

244points

jimmy pop 4 years ago

Same. In my defense though, I'm not a native English speaker and we don't call em that way.

37points

Gail Nicholson 4 years ago

I'm British, and maybe they called them that when I learned maths in school, but I've never used or remembered it since, so you're definitely not alone! I asked my kid and he knew it was called an 'improper' fraction. I guess a lot of your downvoters are grade school kids...

12points

Mira Heiman 3 years ago

i wanna smack the people who callled you stupid in the face!

11points

CatMan 4 years ago

Or top heavy

11points

Aélia Potter 3 years ago

Well i learned it was an improper fraction because of you, thanks 😊

6points

Jb Dean 3 years ago

No one can be expected to know everything. Anyone calling someone else dumb because of that, are themselves the idiot. You’re good👍🏼

5points

Jude Fire 3 years ago

Shoot. I know this already and I didn't get this joke until now.

5points

A Lizard 4 years ago

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Luna.Eris 3 years ago

Same! Not everyone is from USA!

3points

Bobot 4 years ago

Love fractions. I'm missing algebra, golden days.

3points

Cat Coco 3 years ago

I knew it was called that, im just slow

0points

Cattle.Cat 3 years ago

I’m a naive English speaker and learned it in 7th grade .

0points

Patricia Cromeans 3 years ago

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Niall Mac Iomera 4 years ago

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Jace 4 years ago

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Debbie Burton 4 years ago

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Jeroen de Wijn 4 years ago

Calls someone idiot. Spells You're as Ur and misspells It's. Oh boy....

28points

J Charby 4 years ago

I never take insults seriously if the person can't spell lol

15points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)

Someone didn't get the whole joke! It just don't add up to some people.

18points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

The responder is a jerk!

10points

Victoria Pitt 3 years ago

and an idiot

1point

Yort 4 years ago

“Ur an idiot” lord grant me the serenity...

7points

Purbasha Banai 4 years ago

If s/he just said "Its an improper fraction 4/3. Its a pun." That would've been enough and honestly, I didn't get it at first as well. But to add the sassiness at the end, nuh uh.

4points

Candia Lee 4 years ago

That's part of what makes it so funny, since they missed the "fraction of a joke" joke.

3points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

I told a guy he was a fraction, because I put one over him. He asked if he could be less square, and I said he'd have to be irrational.

3points

Frank Bushnell 3 years ago

You are being desperately improper. Not equal to the greater. So get some roots down ! But count me out !

0points

Jessica Lyne 4 years ago

I think the second commenter is the one who didn't get the joke. 😂

3points

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

Our maths teacher taught us to call improper fractions 'Pamelas' because theyre topheavy XD inappropes

2points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

That was the best pun ever

2points

Person 4 years ago

I know right! Clever clever!

2points

#22

Why Is Everyone On Instagram So Stupid

Final score:

147points

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I I 4 years ago

damn nobody said i'll give you one

147points

Vic 4 years ago

I'm sure the last guy had one thinking he's the only one that got it right..

19points

LazyPanda 4 years ago

So polite of them

3points

Kris S. 3 years ago

there are so many ‘your mom’ opportunities

2points

Kate Russo 3 years ago

😂😂😂

0points

panda123 4 years ago

No that's organism

19points

Steve Fischer 4 years ago

Orgasm is when your body feels like folding up like an Origami

9points

Robert Robi Z 4 years ago

Last night I had the strongest organism of my life. My partner said I was a master of organization.

7points

Frank Bushnell 3 years ago

No, that's when you get a liver transplanted from someone.

0points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

My reply: If you have to ask, you've never had one.

7points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Give me a piece of paper and I’ll give you one.

7points

Evelína Zlá 4 years ago

I laughed out loud at this one - good thing I´m alone at work...

6points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Me too. I'm folding up laughing!

20points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)

Not one damn body.

5points

Lucky2BAlive. 4 years ago

Hey you really get into folding paper into little birds and stuff, do you have an origami-ism?

4points

R Carson 4 years ago

You all deserve each other.

3points

Aura the rain/seawing hybrid 4 years ago (edited)

organism: living being (i think), oregano: a plant that can be dried to be a spice, origami: "when you fold paper to look like paper and sh*t",

3points

Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago

Like paper? ^^, haha

1point

#23

The Irony

Final score:

144points

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Vic 4 years ago

Aaarrrgghhh! Keep that song away from me...

194points

Inkblot Butterfly 4 years ago

bAbY sHaRk DoO dOo DoO dOo DoO dOo

34points

J.C. 4 years ago

Ditto

8points

Karen Lyon 4 years ago

It is an earworm, isn't it? I teach 5-year-olds, we dance to that song a LOT. I have just learned to deal with the earworm thing.

3points

James Carnduff 2 years ago

Man, Are You Okay?

0points

Zodiac 3 years ago

And now its stuck in my head.

0points

Phuong T 3 years ago

Same

0points

Gummy_wormz 3 years ago

Baby shark doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo baby shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo baby shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo baby shark! Mommy shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo mommy shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo mommy shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo mommy shark! Daddy shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Daddy shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Daddy shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Daddy shark! Grandma shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo grandma shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo grandma shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo grandma shark! Grandpa shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo grandpa shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo grandpa shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo grandpa shark!

0points

Olivia Sorenson 3 years ago

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK

0points

Baleygr 3 years ago

I've never heard it.

0points

Mira Heiman 3 years ago

omg me too

0points

Fairy Winter 3 years ago

SAME OML MY DAD SINGS BABY SHARK AND I PLUG MY EARS

0points

ELIJAH MAY 3 years ago

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DOO DOO DO

0points

Hilary Tenorio 4 years ago

baby shark do do do do do do baby shark

0points

Mad Dragon 4 years ago

I disagree. Baby Shark is meant to be watched once, and then you spend the rest of your life trying to get it out of your head.

22points

Fidgets McGee 4 years ago

I have never watched. I am afraid. I am tempted.

9points

Chris 4 years ago (edited)

At least 7 of those 8 billion views were my kids.

21points

Karen Lyon 4 years ago

LOL. And another 500,000 was my class.

3points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

I suddenly feel very special never having heard it and hardly knowing what it is.

11points

Frank Bushnell 3 years ago

Join the blessed club.

1point

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

For everyone's info, the kid who watched it 8 billion times was my friends daughter. My friend is very frazzled.

7points

ベンジーBenji 4 years ago

My kids are probably responsible for about 1 billion of those views...

5points

Mimi777 4 years ago

My kid is finally tired of that song as well and has moved on. Thank goodness.

3points

Ely Tanaka 4 years ago

Aaand I'm singing it in my head again, after months.

3points

Person 4 years ago

Ikr how did this become popular.

2points

Rui 4 years ago

If i hear that song one more goddamn time im gonna gutter-stomp a baby

2points

Jennifer Brown 4 years ago

Hell....8 billion views could be one afternoon at a daycare!

2points

#24

My Friend On Discord

Final score:

140points

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Claire 4 years ago

My friend died when no one could remember his blood type. All he could say was "Be positive!". It's going to be hard, I really miss him.

682points

TK 421 4 years ago

Just try to remember him the way he was and not be negative, just be.

89points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I'm embarrassed to say this took me quite a while to figure out if this was a joke or not

44points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Oldie but goodie. 😁

22points

Wayne Resnick 4 years ago

He should have tried harder. When I take a test, I strive for an A+.

20points

Wouldiwas Shookspeared 4 years ago

yOu iDIoT hE wAS sAYinG hIS blOoDTyPe /s

15points

Person 4 years ago

Still a good joke!

12points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

LOL

9points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

This joke is so dark that Chauvin shot it.

7points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

"O negative" "No, I really think we should know."

4points

Marilyn Ransberry 4 years ago

Haha! Good one

4points

Aura the rain/seawing hybrid 4 years ago

im sorry

3points

Wanda Maximoff 4 years ago

Aw 🥺

3points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

That's all right. I needed a blood transfusion and they kept taking me to a Peter Steele concert.

3points

Draga Millani 4 years ago

you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

2points

Eli Rockwell 4 years ago

I get the joke, but speaking on technical terms, they could've just given him type O-

2points

Chandelure F-5 4 years ago

I was immediately able to see the joke.

2points

James Hardin 4 years ago

the f in the chat

2points

Hailey B 3 years ago

I have blessed you with the 555th like

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

And you were Oh negative!

1point

Kara Jam 4 years ago

I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry… sorry for your lost just b positive

1point

Kelley Baltierra 4 years ago

Booo 😅

1point

Shelby P 4 years ago

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Thirteen 3 years ago

b positive was his blood type and NOBODY ASKED YOU, learn to understand that kid..

0points

Em 3 years ago

My friend kept shrieking oh He was in so much pain i guess 😞

0points

Da lazy panda 3 years ago

B+ is a blood type you IdIoT (this was a joke, plz don’t hate)

0points

bruno123 3 years ago

I really hope you're joking

0points

Indosidius 3 years ago

Another one many won't get.

0points

Olivia Sorenson 3 years ago

i swear if someone replies to this and ruins it

0points

Jessica Julian 3 years ago

Guess I should hope I don't get into this situation...

0points

Selah Reese 3 years ago

Oh no im so sorry :(

0points

Walter W Crow 3 years ago

Oh! Negative

0points

Patricia Cromeans 3 years ago

Oh, puhleeze.

0points

Miss.Information🤔 3 years ago

🤦‍♀️😅😅

0points

Izaac Wopz 3 years ago

😁

0points

Mosheh Wolf 3 years ago

Happened to my brother too, but they asked his friend what my brother was usually like, and his friend said "oh, negative", and that was so universal that is saved my brother.

0points

Corey Beth Greaves 3 years ago

Lmao

0points

Zeke Henry 3 years ago

I COULDN'T TELL IF THIS JOKE

0points

Candy corn 3 years ago

I’ve heard this joke a lot, but I love the dark hump

0points

Aélia Potter 3 years ago

My friend was the same kind, but really pessimist. She kept saying ‘’ Be negative!’’ I guess it was important i don’t get covid for her

0points

Emerald Fallow 3 years ago

OMG lol

0points

Ruth Avni 4 years ago

that's so sad I feel bad for you sorry about your frind

0points

Christopher Dixon 4 years ago

Umm, he was telling you his blood type. Clearly his death was your fault and the...blood is on your hands! XD

0points

Eliyanah Arends 3 years ago

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Petra, princess of Brigid 4 years ago

Lol that is so like Itadori.

13points

Sakeena 4 years ago

Facts lol

1point

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Not when you're real royal it's not.

5points

Charles Bosse 4 years ago

Or horseshoe crab...

0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Bloody hell.

4points

Henry Edison Jurman 3 years ago

I cant type rn I keep making a type o

2points

Natasha Hessler 3 years ago

he was losing blood..u called him a dumb f..u punched him

2points

Mya Lugar 4 years ago

(I think it is)

2points

Just a girl in a crazy world 4 years ago

I mean, he’s not wrong, but he’s not right either

2points

LimaBeanie 3 years ago

it isnt?

1point

meow point1 4 years ago

Well, we know he's not a Vulcan, for two reasons-- Vulcans are only horny once every seven years, and they have green blood.

1point

#25

Onioned Lol

Final score:

133points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Actually it wouldn't be weird if this was true!

126points

Amanda Safko 4 years ago

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-1point

MockingbirdTheWolf 4 years ago

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Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago

I love when people think the Onion is real.

27points

Randolph Croft 4 years ago

The Onion nearly went bankrupt because actual news for the last 5 years is crazier than anything they could make up.

21points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

Clearly that person has never heard of the onion or didn't read the title.

13points

James016 4 years ago

It's The Onion FFS

11points

Mark LaHoud 4 years ago

My dream job is to work at the Onion and read their readers' mail.

10points

Michael Woodruff 4 years ago

Imagine 2021 and someone online thinks the Onion is news..

4points

Olivia Sorenson 3 years ago

ITS AN ONION HEADLINE ITS SATIRICAL

0points

Luna.Eris 3 years ago

Actually the movie is trying to understand Cristopher Nolan!

0points

Izaac Wopz 3 years ago

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0points

#26

Insert wow

Insert *wow*

Final score:

132points

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A.J Milne 4 years ago

RIP

97points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Who??

9points

MIA J RODRIGUEZ 4 years ago

Dat person ayyy

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago

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Marilyn Holt 4 years ago

That's one of those urbane rumors.

10points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

The statue of liberty looks more like Keith's wife- Naomi Watts

10points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

Wait(lol)-that's not Brooke Shields?! OMG

0points

Hodor! Hodor? 4 years ago

Definitely is Mona Lisa, just styled her hair like Lisa Simpson that day

8points

Cold Contagious 4 years ago

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kjorn 4 years ago

it's not mona lisa it's the chick from Ghostbuster 2

8points

Wednesday 4 years ago

that made me laugh far too hard and now there is coffee in me nose.

4points

Frankie 3 years ago

In the nose of the Mona-Lisa-Statue too. 🤣🤣

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

WOW

3points

Party Poison 4 years ago

dude i thought it said "when you're straight af" and that had me confused for 5 mins XD XD

2points

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

Nor the Mona Lisa either,Silly!

0points

Em 3 years ago

Dies

0points

#27

Congratulations! You Have Solved The Mystery!

Final score:

129points

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Amazon has made billions with this Prime concept.

141points

Yort 4 years ago

Yeah but the free shipping is two day shipping, versus paying $5 shipping and it shows up in three weeks.

12points

ChickyChicky 4 years ago

If you order over $25 and can wait a couple days longer, it's free shipping, too.

3points

Amel L. 3 years ago

Amazon makes billions mainly because they handle the logistic for millions of small resellers. And that's a great innovation for small businesses that can't handle deliveries and stock. Most my clients have businesses on Amazon and they would be bankrupt otherwise.

2points

Lucca Wenner 4 years ago

Movies are good.

2points

Jb Dean 3 years ago

I’ve been a prime member & not & the purchase price is the same. So getting free shipping IS a good deal. Plus, it’s next day or 2 day which is a very good deal vs paying for shipping & not knowing when you’ll get your stuff a lot of the time.

1point

Requiem 4 years ago

No the more expensive things have no free shipping.

1point

Daniel Hoffman 3 years ago

I'd rather know the price when I'm shopping than have the price quadruple at checkout.

0points

Baleygr 3 years ago

The prices for the items are the same, do you do pay less shipping, plus there's a huge amount of VoD content you get too.

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

I'm a sucker, your a sucker too!

0points

Cupcake168 4 years ago (edited)

In my country shipping is tax free. If you include it, the price must be higher cause you have to pay VAT and income tax even for the shipping part.

2points

Jb Dean 3 years ago

Like the $19.99 price really has us jumping for joy that it’s “under $20.” 🙄

0points

Kate Russo 3 years ago (edited)

Wow! So many people fall for this brainwashing switch, and bait maneuver. LOL! I'm not going to lie I did once. Singing, 🎶I'm doing this one! This one! Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Bc I'm getting F/S, and saving me some money!🎶😂. Woke up the next morning to check my order, did the same face on the right, and said, "Dang! It's the same deal! I didn't save crap😂!" Key, never shop in the middle of the night you'll have less functioning common sense brain cells! So take your bottom to bed! Yep! Lesson learned☺! Won't fool me twice🤣!

0points

Sea otter simone 3 years ago

no its not

0points

Albert 3 years ago

Funny because it's true.

0points

Linh Ngüyën 3 years ago

A lot of ppl don't get that free shipping is actually always better. When you pay for shipping, refunds usually won't include shipping fee 🤷🏻 hence the $100 shipping fee eBay listings lol

0points

Orion C. 3 years ago

that pfp tho

0points

Ruth Avni 4 years ago

one is frecky

0points

Melanie A. Panlilio 4 years ago

Hank sure was pissed at Walt!

0points

#28

Gravity. It Works In Amazing Way- Oh

Final score:

123points

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Johnny Rodriguez 4 years ago

Who's a good balloon?

291points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Dem balloons is so good they make me feel fluffy!

2points

Kassiopeia 3 years ago

Balloon dog is!

2points

Donna Kerr 3 years ago

Hahaha Hahaha hahaha lmao

1point

gridsleep 3 years ago

Just, don't stand behind him if he decides to descend.

1point

James Carnduff 2 years ago

You Are. Yes You Are

0points

Selah Reese 3 years ago

he is

0points

Emerald Fallow 3 years ago

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0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Should that be "did he swallow a balloon?"

7points

Michael Woodruff 4 years ago

Yeah, I was confused because my ceiling is carpeted so when Lionel Richie comes to visit we'll have a soft place to dance and won't annoy my upstairs neighbor...

6points

Dash Blue 4 years ago

Does the good balloon boy want to go out for a floatie?

5points

April McPeak 4 years ago

I seriously laughed out loud on this one...

4points

Steve Fischer 4 years ago

No. He's in Australia

3points

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

He didn't pay his gravity bill!

3points

Muff_Fluff 4 years ago

Not gonna lie I actually thought the dog was in the ceiling, wondered why he looked so smashed 😂

2points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

Good balloon!

1point

Daniel Engel 3 years ago

Guys.. turn your phone .. it will B L O W Y O U R M I N D

1point

#29

It’s Under Water

Final score:

120points

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Jonathan 4 years ago

That wreck will be gone completely within the next 20 years or so according to the latest research. So sad. During a diving exhibition in 2014, researchers saw the entire captains quarters have collapsed in on themsleves :(

122points

René Studer 4 years ago

I understand that its history and it was a terrible event but what good would it do us to get it out of the water? It would just be preserved an become another crowded tourist attraction. Let the unsinkable ship disappear completely at the bottom of the ocean. It serves as a powerful warning that man can’t control nature.

40points

Yugan Talovich 4 years ago

That's interesting. A dollar went a lot farther in those days, so you could have bought a lot with the captain's quarters.

30points

Kate Gunelkan 3 years ago

It's okay! We'll always have the film

3points

Nijlenna Rusty 4 years ago

The sea giveth and the sea taketh away

3points

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

Pilfering artifacts causes collapse, too.

3points

Eliyanah Arends 3 years ago

I have not seen it yet I must see it soon!!

1point

Skorm Carter 3 years ago

I find this to be b******t seeing as SHOES are still down there. Even if it does collapse it'll STILL BE THERE

0points

Christian Villanueva 3 years ago

That happened when it sunk I think. Don't come at me if I'm wrong u ain't no genius, this is just what I know.

0points

Harry pottsh 3 years ago

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Mumchkin 4 years ago

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lara 4 years ago

My chemistry professor said that water was the only universal solvent. He said, it just takes time.

14points

tracy potter 4 years ago

That's deep.

9points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I'm sure the pool was empty for cleaning before going down.

7points

Lulxby 3 years ago

Yes, but did you know- there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?

4points

Yort 4 years ago

Did they even have a pool on the titanic? Where would they put the little tents you were supposed to go in to change into your suit?

4points

Sawdust 4 years ago

Does the pool have a "No Diving" sign that everyone's ignoring?

3points

kjorn 4 years ago

Chlorine or Salt water?

3points

Maggie Dinzler Shaw 4 years ago

champagne

2points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

Haha

1point

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

We All knew-As soon as it was okayed to pillage the wreck trail up to the ship, the disturbed water would take it's toll. Remember, it was so still down there the rusticles hung straight down!

0points

#30

This Was Me Almost A Year Ago. I Have Returned To See If Anyone Remembers Me. Or If My Legacy Died With Me

Final score:

117points

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Eppe 4 years ago

I always appreciate people using the word 'literally' in the correct way

247points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I literally agree with you.

23points

Jace 4 years ago

Yeah, screw any dictionary that allows this egregious a misuse (literally the opposite meaning of the word “literally”) to become “accepted”.

8points

LittleLiz 3 years ago

I overheard "it's so cold in here that my hands are literally cold when I touch them"... It's been years. I still wonder about her

3points

Janeilson Borges de Santi 4 years ago

Só uncommon and because of this also so beautiful!

3points

Aurelia 3 years ago

If they said figuratively...

0points

Jen-Jae 4 years ago

*Face Palm* LMAO

3points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Flaming hell

3points

Mazer 4 years ago

It begs the question - Literally or actually?

2points

Pieter K 4 years ago

It'd be hot, though.

2points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Dead is the state of your mind!

1point

Ruth Avni 4 years ago

you came back from the dead?!

1point

Ken Adnyana 3 years ago

ya

0points

Daniel Engel 3 years ago

Literally as do I

0points

Sterling Hill 3 years ago

You have to like the whole idea of flamethrowers - one day some guy said "You know, I'd really like to set fire to that man over there but I don't want to get too close" and wow! the flamethrower was invented.

0points

#31

My Friend Is Way Too Dumb

Final score:

117points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

He is still building on it

127points

Charles Bosse 4 years ago

He'll nail it down eventually.

8points

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

Did you hear the joke about the sidewalk? (It's all over town).

4points

kjorn 4 years ago

2weeks-60d...29fe21.jpg

2points

wow that's fantastic 4 years ago

brev u missed the joke, we're still repairing some of them

1point

Reggie Ramjet 3 years ago

Nailed it...

0points

Matan Yussman 3 years ago

Lol

0points

Keara Ritson 3 years ago

he needs some help "working" on it

0points

Scarlet Jazzyka El Humaira 3 years ago

XD

0points

Jb Dean 3 years ago

He obviously needs that friend to make himself look smarter. 🤣

0points

Mine Truly 3 years ago

Reminds me of the time lapse of road construction that is just a still image.

0points

#32

Oh Thank God She Corrected Him I Was Worried!

Final score:

116points

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Nubis Knight 4 years ago

If my clock showed me a 60 I'd wear the same look like him. °o°

146points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Wait a minute....

11points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

Why? What's happening at 11:61?

14points

အီ ဖေ ကိုယ် 4 years ago (edited)

It was true exactly last 6 years ago from today as 2015 June 30 11:59:60 PM😅. LOL

5points

Jasmine 4 years ago

Wtf??

1point

RandomX123 4 years ago

This person deserves to get the Y2K bug in their devices

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

Someone takes the bait every single time

2points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Guess this is a fast forward - Duh!

1point

Richard Keel 4 years ago

Either way, it's still only lunchtime

1point

Janeilson Borges de Santi 4 years ago

Is easier to understand that by being a Brazilian!

0points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Surely it would be midday?

1point

Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago

Its December 32, 12:00

0points

Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago

In 2020

0points

Ken Adnyana 3 years ago

there is 30 day in december January 1 2021

0points

#33

Wdym 2021 Won’t Make Covid Go Poof?

Final score:

114points

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Jasmine 4 years ago

Maybe he IS covid! And he was right..:/

87points

CatMan 4 years ago

Or she

5points

Thirteen 3 years ago

yep, its 2022 and we're still going thru it all :<

0points

Urbosa 3 years ago

Let me just uncover that name... 0.0 it is covid

0points

elloelloello 3 years ago

ohohoho have I got news for you

0points

Momma Panda 4 years ago

I wish this one was true

5points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

You don’t have to worry about Covid when you’re dead.

3points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

But we won't!

1point

mondays suck 3 years ago

b***h

0points

Ken Adnyana 3 years ago

ya will still exist in 2022

0points

Ken Adnyana 3 years ago

covid is in 2022 even

0points

Colt Rome 3 years ago

Actually it's 2022 and we still have covid.

0points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

this didn't age well

0points

Josh McJunkin 3 years ago

It's all that nay sayer's fault

0points

#34

It Was Just Too Deep.. He Didn't Understand

Final score:

111points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)

But it is not the same as one of the kids is outside.

117points

Jace 4 years ago

Yes, he’s outside... IGNORING STONEHENGE.

23points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

One has brown hair and the other is blonde.

8points

Onion rings like to make your breath smelly 4 years ago (edited)

and "enjoying" their time at Stonehenge

3points

little queerling 4 years ago

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THE SAME THINGG

2points

Randomly Flying 3 years ago

No one upvote this anymore. Perfect 👌

1point

PixxelDust 4 years ago

it's different because one can see the screen and one has to deal with the sunlight lmao

1point

Manda'lor 3 years ago

... I can't even.

0points

LittleLiz 3 years ago

Fresh air+sunshine+games > indoors+games

0points

Sierra Connell 3 years ago

And on vacation

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

Hey honey let’s travel all the way to Stonehenge so the kids can play games on their computer just like they do at home.

3points

Yort 4 years ago

It is actually different, you use your fingers in a different way. You also had to stop using the gba more frequently due to the batteries losing juice more often than an iPad in most cases.

1point

Requiem 4 years ago

I had atari, nintendo, gameboy, my friend had the game gear hed bring to school at gym class outside. Id still stop playing if I got frustrated with a game and go outside.

1point

chaotic awesome 3 years ago (edited)

anyone wanna play mario kart DS with me?

0points

Zoe Nichols 3 years ago

no he's playing outside da

0points

Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago

It's not the same. The kid on the left looks like he's using a Nintendo DS

0points

Frank Bushnell 3 years ago

Well you learn something new every day. I never realised Stonhenge had a wifi router.

0points

Ken Adnyana 3 years ago

he is doing the same thing

0points

Ken Adnyana 3 years ago

ya that guy is doing the same thing

0points

#35

Nah They’re Just Proud Of Their Pro-Gamer Son !

Final score:

109points

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Trillian 4 years ago

Oh come on, who has kids AND the energy to have sex at 3 am???

354points

Lytha 4 years ago

Best comment ever.

29points

Mrs. Mir 4 years ago

My parents did. *headsmack*

16points

Requiem 4 years ago

it was working 12 hour days that kept me from doing anything at 3am

12points

Regina Machamer 3 years ago

I have 4 kids and the middle of the night is basically the only time we get lmao my husband has even set an alarm for it on occasion

5points

Melissa Johnson 3 years ago

Hey...you take an opportunity when it arrives. Sometimes 3am is the only time we have any privacy.

5points

Sakeena 4 years ago

Sorry, tons of folks.

4points

Keyy 4 years ago

i do

4points

Just Breathe 3 years ago

Honestly I'm impressed by whoever said yes.

3points

Shaina Mccarthyy 4 years ago

Me!

3points

Gptls 3 years ago

If you have siblings, your parents.. if you have cousins... Your grandma!

2points

Albert 3 years ago

Sometimes it's the only time.

2points

michael reid 4 years ago

Me, loads

2points

Ivanka van der Reest 3 years ago

Well, siblings don't magically appear. 🤣

1point

De Gueb 3 years ago

Goat farmers?

1point

Michael Reid 3 years ago

Me

1point

Tiny Flame 4 years ago

My parents

1point

James Carnduff 2 years ago

Parents Who Pretend Their Kids Don’t Exist

0points

Lori Everard 3 years ago

LMAO

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I did not need that image in my head!

15points

Nehoslav Zombiš 4 years ago

No, they had a sex, and mum applauds daddy's performance

3points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

I like both answers!

2points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

OMG haha

1point

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

Hearing or getting?

0points

Thirteen 3 years ago

how is there a clap?

0points

Zoe Nichols 3 years ago

if you can make a girl laugh and giggle you can make those cheaks clap and gigle

0points

Albus Wulfric Brian Dumbledore 3 years ago

Their mom and dad

0points

Keara Ritson 3 years ago

you tried you thought they were clapping for you but no cheeks were getting clapped sorry kid

0points

#36

Some People Just Refuse To Admit Cardi B Stole Wap From Medieval Revolutionaries

Final score:

103points

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Anne 4 years ago

They definitely made silly songs back then. (I wrote a paper on medieval folk songs wayyyyyy back in highschool)

176points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

And a hey nonny nonny, and a ho nonny nonny...

19points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Yes, in France we have an entire repertory of them from the Medieval times, still in use. We even have a name for them but there is no english translation for it "chansons(songs) paillardes". Paillard meaning "erotic, happy and vulgar". A lot came from Goliards, traveling young clerks since the XIIth century, so it's like your lawyer would come to you and sing silly songs about sex and alcohol, mostly mocking church and powerful people and then ask "how may i help you with your legal issues?" very seriously.

12points

Lily Mae Kitty 4 years ago

parsley sage rosemary and thyme...tell her to make me a cambric shirt...with no seams nor needle work...

10points

Marvin HoG 4 years ago

Please tell me there is a repository of these songs recorded and placed online for all to enjoy

8points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Where the bee sucks, there suck I.

5points

Robert Robi Z 4 years ago

In school I had to read a medieval love poem aloud in front of the class. I laughed so hard I couldn't go on, it was that ridiculous. I was wiping my tears from laughter, all the students were roaring. The teacher was rolling her eyes and finally decided to read the poem herself, but she couldn't be heard from the laughter. Later I appologized for ruining the class, then she admitted the poem was totally ridiculous. I still laugh when I remember that.

4points

Davo gifman 3 years ago

Yeah like "what do you do with a drunken sailor" lol

2points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Bardcore is amazing :)

16points

lara 4 years ago

Serfs' up.

8points

Emily Mulheran 3 years ago

❤️🤣

0points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

The problem with the internet, is horrible trash songs will probably be around forever

6points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

Not medieval, but Mozart wrote songs about poop, so there's that...

4points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

And one called "Kiss My Ass".

2points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

here is the video for you unbelievers 😉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zEPlxaiK4

4points

Emily Mulheran 3 years ago (edited)

Uh yeah…cardi B is a f*****g genius remaking a medieval text that few people other than students of medieval and Middle English literature or linguistics understood! WOW. I never realized someone singing about a “wet a*s pussy” understood literary history! Wow! She must be a genius! 🙄🤣

0points

H Edwards 4 years ago

Oh dear...

4points

Edamame 3 years ago

"cardi b gotta get creative" lmaooo

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

HYPOCRITE METER HAS EXPLODED

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

There’s a recording of medieval songs somewhere….somebody’s sure of it

1point

#37

Wait He Dead?

Final score:

100points

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Ivo H 4 years ago

That's rude.. He might be dead, but he isn't idiot!

216points

Paradise 4 years ago

Let's eat grandma!

13points

Caelin Hamersley 3 years ago

Commas are important (:

2points

Jb Dean 3 years ago

It’s ok. He can’t hear him.

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

You just made me roll - over! Thanks!

1point

ebbaoruhaikekeluhe 3 years ago

bruh!

0points

Emily Mulheran 3 years ago

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0points

Dolevaal 3 years ago

Sorry can't hear you (couldn't resist sorry)

0points

CatMan 4 years ago (edited)

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Robert Robi Z 4 years ago

While he was alive he was composing. When he died he started decomposing.

6points

Hodor! Hodor? 4 years ago

Yeah I'm getting tickets for Nirvana, can't wait

3points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

He is dead right though

2points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

So.eone should have posted ' He should habe had his covid vaccine'

1point

Reggie Ramjet 3 years ago

I thought Dead Idiot was a 4 man group...

0points

mondays suck 3 years ago

it took them a month to see this...

0points

Livia Hubler 3 years ago (edited)

bakka is jappanese for idiot

0points

Ken Adnyana 3 years ago

bruh

0points

Mira Heiman 3 years ago

LOLLL

0points

#38

I Have Been Holding On To This One For A While

Final score:

97points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Most people die in a bed but we can't ban beds because most people are also created in bed.

138points

jimmy pop 4 years ago

But... If we don't create people, then people can't die.

20points

Aaron Matthews 4 years ago

I was apparently created in the back seat of a car so there are alternatives

15points

Natasha Hessler 3 years ago

not me i was concieved in a petri dish

6points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

You should really experiment more, try new things ;)

5points

Gail Nicholson 4 years ago

omg it's a universal balancing system! If you conceive a child outside a bed, you are dooming some poor bugger to a horrible, unpeaceful death...

4points

mummy pig 4 years ago

"Most" being the keyword here😉

4points

Boston koer 3 years ago

I was made in a lab

2points

Sea otter simone 3 years ago

thats so dirty i almost didnt spit out my diet coke like I would even drink diet coke *proceeds to eat diet coke anyways*

1point

Evelyn Haskins 4 years ago

WHY can't be ban beds???

1point

ghxsted 3 years ago

LMFAO

0points

Luna.Eris 3 years ago

Or on in the back seat of the car.........

0points

~Th3lostHaven~ 3 years ago

bRooOoooOOOooo

0points

Ruth Avni 4 years ago

I agee with wilv

0points

Marilyn Ransberry 4 years ago

Trump- 700 000 people tested positive for COVID yesterday. I told them “ Just stop testing”.

8points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

What Trump really said was, “Use more bleach “.

2points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

To how fast these paramedics drive in the roads, you would think they have no patients.

5points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Infinite IQ for that Mario is the equivalent of -2 IQ for us

1point

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Reminds me of the old "letter" from a clueless mom to son away at college - They say most auto accidents occur within a mile of home, so we moved...

1point

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

New York's mayor tried to get rid of trash by removing trash cans.

1point

But if there's no hospitals, how would they die outside of a hospital? 🤔

0points

Emily Mulheran 3 years ago

How I wish social Darwinism would hurry along already!

0points

Phuong T 3 years ago

HOSPITALS HELP YOU LIVE

0points

Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago

The image didn't fully generate for me so I can't see what the comment was :(

0points

#39

Poor Ol’ Dave

Final score:

90points

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Vic 4 years ago

Someone doesn't have a ear for jokes..

214points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Not around ear!

9points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

I see what you did there...

5points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Such a cutting remark!

3points

Aélia Potter 3 years ago

Sorry i can’t hear you

1point

Alien 4 years ago

JEJCJEJMCJEKDK

1point

Lee Lamar 3 years ago

An* ear.

0points

Emily Mulheran 3 years ago (edited)

🤣!!!!! We could cripple an entire generation by using rotary phones and manual transmissions! Hehehe.

0points

Sequoia 3 years ago

Nice.

0points

Boba_tea pride 4 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0points

Candia Lee 4 years ago

Ouch, that hurt.

0points

Eppe 4 years ago

Joke doesn't work for dutchies, because it's not pronounced 'van Go'. Nor 'van Goff' by the way. You have to make the throat sound for both g's.

5points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Do not make the throat sound for a G in Dutch. You'll either sound like a woodchipper in overdrive or like someone with a terrible speech defect and in both cases no one understands you.

5points

Vuun 4 years ago

I doubt that it works for anyone but English speakers. Who else would think 'gh' is silent?

3points

Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)

Edit: I was going to say that in the US, a lot of people do pronounce the second G, but everyone is saying Americans don't, so what do I know?

0points

Sanne H. 4 years ago (edited)

In the Dutch version of the joke, don’t forget to mention our famous painters Van Koppeling and Van Rem either.

0points

nala simba 4 years ago

Didn't get this at first, but then remembered that Americans call him Vango!

3points

Brian Arbenz 3 years ago

If you have sex in there, it requires a Van Johnson.

0points

Sterling Hill 3 years ago

this is far too old for anybody to ever post again!

0points

I hope jimmy doesn't drive

0points

Arne- Martinsen 3 years ago

"Finnsent Fan Hrrorrh" 🤣

0points

Daniel Engel 3 years ago

There is definitely a comic jenious right below me.

0points

Jackie Lulu 3 years ago

It's different in cars, you know

0points

Orion C. 3 years ago

Yall are wrong its Van Starts Moving

0points

#40

Nuhh Uhh!

Final score:

88points

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My O My 4 years ago

Just imagine humans giving birth by puking out babies

125points

not your average weirdo 4 years ago

This made me more asexual than I already am. (lol)

14points

Patricia Healton 4 years ago

I once had a dream that babies came out of your arm pit. That was in Jr High School and yes at 60 years old I still remember

13points

Dagnirath 4 years ago

Cronus vomited up the Greek pantheon, and once in history is enough.

9points

Donna Leske 4 years ago

Might be better. You go first, 'k?

5points

Nijlenna Rusty 4 years ago

Think about the ulcer you could get by carrying a baby for 9 months in your stomach.

3points

Mxstr Wilnis 3 years ago

It would be a lot less painful hahahaa.

1point

Dan 3 years ago

Babies always come out the same way they get in

1point

Regina Machamer 3 years ago

Honestly that sounds easier than the way I did it lmao

1point

iBlank 3 years ago

I imagine it's like when cats throw up hairballs. Dispensing the baby smoothly on the ground while they move backward

1point

3li3liSNAKE 3 years ago

Plz don't, ugh, at least it will be less embarrassing to explain where they came from...

1point

Keith Bunker 3 years ago

Not sure laying eggs would be so great for women either

1point

Ruth Avni 4 years ago

that might be gross but coolish

1point

PeachPossum 4 years ago

Comedian David Brenner once said, "Guys, if you want to know what childbirth feels like, take your bottom lip and pull it up over the top of your head..."

1point

Carole Dose 4 years ago

Considering how most kids act up these days, it's not hard to imagine...

1point

Alien 4 years ago

Would certainly make things a lot easier

1point

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

There are so many of us, we probably do!

1point

Crazy Meerkat Lady 4 years ago

Yes, thank you.... nightmares

1point

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

WOW. My o My!

1point

Indosidius 3 years ago

Ever saw the movie "Evolution"?

0points

Marley Militello 3 years ago

Jesus Christ I would never have a child

0points

Maija Mobley 3 years ago

Why?!?!?!?!?!?

0points

Avery Melton 3 years ago

ewwwwwww

0points

Indigo Vinson 3 years ago

Please, don't put that image in my mind

0points

Skippy LaRue 3 years ago

They do. That’s why there are so many neglected children.

0points

Melissa Johnson 3 years ago

😳I've done it the usual way with no meds four times...and I still think I'd prefer it to that!

0points

Bobbie Meyers 3 years ago

Could be a South Park episode.

0points

Lucca Wenner 4 years ago

It is how some God are born! Come right out of their heads! Lol!!!!! Oh, they totally did that in Marvel comics too. So gross.

0points

James Hardin 4 years ago

i just puked.

0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

My jaws hurt just thinking about this.

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

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Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

They had to google it?! So they lack a sense of humor and intelligence.

8points

Gail Nicholson 4 years ago

"Googled it to make sure" 🤣🤣🤣

3points

Jack Nimble 4 years ago

The irony of including this in an article about not getting the joke

3points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

But they did fact check it, kudos.

3points

Paradise 4 years ago (edited)

Wow...having to look up if an animal tosses their cookies to have babies...

2points

Cat Coco 3 years ago

I didn’t know that, and i wish i had kept it that way

1point

Butternut DerpFarts 4 years ago

His beautiful eyes tho

1point

They seriously had to Google that. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

0points

Normal Person 3 years ago

I'm thinking of all the women who swallowed baby 'batter' to *keep* from getting pregnant.

0points

#41

This Guy Must Be Fun At Parties

Final score:

28points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

R right. I never knew that.

12points

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

Bruh...

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Chinese people have rights, though. The right to keep silent and the right to work.

0points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

And the right to copy (badly) everything everyone else does.

-1point

kjorn 4 years ago

chinese government don't care about rights

-2points

#42

That's Leonardo Dicaprio

Final score:

27points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I thought it was Santa

26points

Linda HS 4 years ago

Leonard de Caprio….Bwahaha

3points

Casey McAlister 4 years ago

I can't believe God was Leonardo DiCaprio all along.

2points

Person 4 years ago

Oh so true.

1point

That One Weirdo 4 years ago

Leonard de Caprio. LOL

1point

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

Huh????

0points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

No, no, leonardo fits

0points

#43

That’s Fake!

Final score:

27points

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Well you are one smart observer, aren't you buddy?

24points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Spoiler alert

3points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Says the guy who is listed in his dad's phone as "The Mistake".

3points

Paradise 4 years ago

It's fake? Seems real to me. It was posted on the Internet, so it must be. Wait...then am I real? Iam typing on the Internet. Everything I write must be fake. Oh, no!

1point

How can you be so sure that this is fake?

0points

#44

Saw This Just Now

Final score:

24points

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El muerto 4 years ago

who hunts the hunters? "robo-deer"...this needs to become a netflix series

49points

Megan The Viking Traveler 4 years ago

I would watch

2points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Oh deer!

6points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

like Robocop. But a deer

6points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Robodoe

4points

Person 4 years ago

That concept of catching episode is so smart I still can’t get over it!

1point

Lara Verne 4 years ago

It's like Terminator, but with deers.

1point

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

Wait... where's the belly? Where's the fur? WHERE'S THE HEART?! HOW ADVANCED IS THIS DEER?!?!??!

0points

#45

Fun At Parties

Final score:

24points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)

Water thing to say

20points

NEVAEH KREPS 3 years ago

lol

0points

Lee 3 years ago

A man walked into a bar and said "ow".

0points

Chris 4 years ago

Whenever we watched athletics together, my grandad would say "they had better not keep replaying it, he might lose"

0points

#46

Bulbs Were Invented After Newton As Well

Final score:

24points

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My O My 4 years ago

I like the idea though

15points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Yeah it would make things easier.

3points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

This meme is SOO fake. This is clearly a VENT, not a LIGHTBULB. I cannot believe that some people actually believe this BS. /s

2points

Donkey boi 4 years ago (edited)

This is BS!!! He's clearly clearly doing something with the vent his hand isn't even near the lightbulb.

2points

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

Imagine gravity WAS invented by Newton, and someone went back in time to stop it from happening.

1point

#47

No Waaaay

Final score:

23points

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Nubis Knight 4 years ago

Heard about more than one prostitute with a phd... %-)

46points

Alexei Arntzen 4 years ago

Ugh, the comment's not only oblivious, but also ignorant and rude. Being a prostitute doesn't mean a person is stupid. And, sure as hell, having a PhD doesn't always pay the bills.

22points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Indeed Pizza Hut Delivery persons don't get paid that well.

7points

Thirteen 3 years ago

i dont get it? prostitute? phd? i dont get it

0points

V 2000 4 years ago

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0points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

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#48

It's Fake Caus Marlboro Doesn't Have A "Tweeter" Account

Final score:

23points

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NightmaresNope 3 years ago

I love how it's Tweeter instead of Twitter. That adds to the stupidity.

2points

#49

Not To Get Too Mathematical But 100kg Of Feathers Is A Whole Truck

Final score:

22points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I can carry a 100 bricks at a time. (Lego bricks)

25points

Susan Green 4 years ago

Haha

4points

Paradise 4 years ago

I can carry 100 bricks, too. (Phone bricks)

1point

LimaBeanie 3 years ago

i can carry 100 1/2. Flex.

0points

AnimalsRuleHumansDrool 4 years ago

It really depends on mass.

2points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

also volume. if your weight is smaller you might have a better grip. 10kg of steel probably is easier to handle than 10kg of feathers.

2points

Violet Yimlat 4 years ago

The feathers are heavier because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds

1point

Magpie 3 years ago

One hundred kilograms ( or ten kg ) have to be held together with some sort of bag. That adds weight.

0points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

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#50

Oh Geez Thank You Instagrammer For Clearing This Up I Was So Worried

Final score:

22points

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Kateryna 4 years ago

...you sure?

38points

Vic 4 years ago

Of course it's fake, your security system won't get triggered when that scary owl sneaks up on you.

8points

Person 4 years ago

Lol this happened to me except with different apps!!!!!

2points

Thirteen 3 years ago

oh man i am uninstalling duolingo and moving to antartica

0points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

YA SURE BOUT THAT

0points

Paradise 4 years ago

I do like how ADT tells people to proceed with caution. "Hello, ax murderer, I came to say hi."

0points

#51

Someone's Smart

Final score:

21points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Some people just have no sense of humour : (

19points

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

Melvin Sneed anyone?

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Some people will be offended by the way the avatars and names are blurred out. Surprising that BP didn't censor it.

3points

Person 4 years ago

I really wish I could see the earths reaction.

2points

KDS 3 years ago

I love that picture.

0points

Paradise 4 years ago

*sun gets too close to Earth, burns us all down to chards*

0points

#52

It’s The Time Of The Year Again For February 30 Jokes

Final score:

21points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

On a leap year February does have 29

21points

Sweetie Cake 3 years ago

yeah my friend was born on the 29th of feb lmao

1point

Person 4 years ago

I know for a fact February has a 29 because that’s my birthday

3points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

My goodness, how and when do you celebrate your birthday on non leap years?

2points

Salma Hernández 4 years ago

Hello, I am year 2020. February said he has 29 days. Ok, I'll go.

1point

#53

I Shouldn’t Be Surprised

Final score:

21points

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I I 4 years ago

yeah stupud , you stupud

32points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

A stupud is what a stupud does

6points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

All joking aside, that is seriously an incredible feat

3points

IDK It's Whatever 3 years ago

It wasn’t filmed in one shot duh

2points

#54

No It’s Caprisun!

Final score:

21points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

She got hit by an old Capri

13points

Paradise 4 years ago

What flavor?

1point

lara 4 years ago

She was destroyed by a boxed drink. Straws everywhere have folded.

1point

Princess Toadstool 4 years ago

I’m an aquarium moon

1point

Izzy 3 years ago

I'm a library

0points

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

She was probably drunk driving at the time. I highly doubt an astrology human would b

0points

Izzy Curer 3 years ago

I'm a lego

0points

#55

I Love Ig

Final score:

21points

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Neil Bidle 4 years ago

99.3 female kids at that!

23points

Bob Knob 4 years ago

I'm concerned about the .3? top third, middle or bottom are all going to be problematic.

4points

lara 4 years ago

Stupidest commercial is an obviously pregnant woman and her "spermanator" looking at a pregnancy test and say "wow, it's positive, we are having a baby!"

3points

Cindy Cantrell 4 years ago

Id feel sorry for the next person who puts that in their mouth

2points

Bobby 4 years ago

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

LOL!!!

1point

Thirteen 3 years ago

99.3! but what will the 0.3 kids look like!?

0points

ᥴꪶꫀꪖrꪶꪗ 3 years ago

99 kids a 0.3.... ToT

0points

ᥴꪶꫀꪖrꪶꪗ 3 years ago

99 kids and 0.3... XD

0points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

wh--0.3 kids?

0points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

How do you have .3 of a baby?

-2points

#56

We’ve Got Some Einsteins Here

Final score:

21points

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Chancey 4 years ago

Ya doof! Lol

22points

That One Weirdo 4 years ago

I think door means stupid in German. Only think as I am not a good rememberer even tho I learnt it only a few weeks ago😐

1point

Yort 4 years ago

It even says “for the dimwitted” in the tweet which is BY MARK HAMILL. You think Mark Hamill doesn’t already know there were no Star Wars movies before A New Hope?

2points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

The Star Wars fandom in a nutshell.

1point

😳 WOW

0points

Fxnglhl 4 years ago

EULA!! that blue haired girl with the mcdonalds hat

0points

#57

I Am So Smort

Final score:

21points

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Lukyan Terdal 4 years ago

Fun fact: The Pokemon guys aren't allowed to use porygon in their show anymore because of seisures.

12points

Pickle me Elmo 4 years ago

Rly?

1point

Jonathan 4 years ago (edited)

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Quick PSA to add here: never hold anybody down or try to put something in their mouth during a seizure, you could lose a finger and break their bones. Just make sure they don't hit their head.

6points

#58

Hey That's Not A Bulletproof Vest. That's A Nokia 3310! Ugh, Do Your Research

Final score:

21points

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Well if they didn't exist, how come there's photographic evidence, huh? Can't explain that away, pal.

46points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

And it's on the internet. Solid proof.

9points

Paradise 4 years ago

Well, actually, there is a technology called Photoshop. With photoshop you can manipulate pictures realistically. This one, however, is not realistic. It is clearly doctored. dO yOuR rEsEaRcH! *Adds obligatory hahahaha so it is clear that I was not the joke killer*

2points

lara 4 years ago

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

0points

El muerto 4 years ago

better yet, the picture is from WW2...haha...s**t I'm becoming one of them

4points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

LOL

1point

Christoph Ludwig 4 years ago

funfact: the company "nokia" was founded in 1871

1point

Paradise 4 years ago

Well..Nokias are probably bulletproof, they would have worked better until some bozo decided we needed to touch our phone everywhere and to do that a horrid battery and case. (And yet, smart phones are way better)

1point

NEVAEH KREPS 3 years ago

*that's armor not a Nokia*

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

it's incredible how much people are means to each others... for nothings!

0points

#59

Why? Just Why

Final score:

20points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

NO WAY! I didn't know that.

11points

Linda HS 4 years ago

Wha???

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

what she didn't see Episode 1,2 and 3????

0points

TK 421 4 years ago

How could they get to episode 4 without having any other episodes?

0points

#60

No That's A Cat

Final score:

20points

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Neil Bidle 4 years ago (edited)

That's not a cat, THIS is a cat 🐱

19points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

meow!

1point

lara 4 years ago

Astronomy is now officially racist. "Physicists at MIT and SUNY Stony Brook recently announced findings that the total surface area of two black holes was maintained after the two entities merged. While this research was a welcome confirmation of both Stephen Hawking’s work and the theory of general relativity, it failed to address a crucial matter: what were its racial implications? That is a lacuna that an astronomy course at Cornell University aims to prevent. “Black Holes: Race and the Cosmos” asks the question, “Is there a connection between the cosmos and the idea of racial blackness?” Anyone familiar with academia’s racial monomania knows the answer: of course there is! Though “conventional wisdom,” according to the catalog description of “Black Holes: Race and the Cosmos,” holds that the “‘black’ in black holes has nothing to do with race,” astronomy professor Nicholas Battaglia and comparative literature professor Parisa Vaziri know better."

2points

lara 4 years ago

https://www.city-journal.org/cornell-black-hole-class-racializes-astronomy

1point

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Or a hat?

1point

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

I know! It's a cak!

0points

Phantom682 3 years ago

No this is patrick

0points

#61

On A Facebook Italian Cooking Page

Final score:

20points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

WOW that is well burned out.

21points

lara 4 years ago

Ohfergawdsake it's just a flamin recipe.

2points

Paradise 4 years ago

I wouldn't have gotten this. I was just thinking who is named Al Dante? i would have been the al dente response.

0points

Princess Toadstool 4 years ago

This does not mama the mia

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

No one knows how hell looks. Can just as well be one giant videowall playing tiktok videos 24/7.

0points

Arieke 4 years ago

I would totally understand someone not getting this joke.

-2points

Arieke 4 years ago

You would need to know the references, it's a bit far fetched.

-2points

#62

Definitely Left

Final score:

20points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

the one on the right smells best 🤔😉

26points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

That's just your opinion. I prefer the left one.

6points

N G 4 years ago

Shouldnt really put two colognes on the same wrist, keep them separate.

1point

Susan Elizabeth 4 years ago

I have to say the one on the left handed wrist

0points

Paradise 4 years ago

If you don't include the comment and put it in a thread called "stupid people" you would think the poster was dumb. Perspective.

0points

Mark LaHoud 4 years ago

Your right or mine?

0points

Princess Toadstool 4 years ago

left one

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

i can't tell them appart it's the same wrist!

0points

#63

Now I Can Cut My Pasta Cooking Time In Half!

Final score:

19points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

Yes. Yes, you are.

24points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

XD

1point

Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago

Ironically, boiling water freezes faster than non-boiling water

1point

ButterflyMcQueen 3 years ago

I lol'd. I just couldn't help myself.

0points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

When I lived in Alaska, I always kept a few frozen gallons of boiling water in the back of my car. Just in case.

0points

#64

Really I Thought It Was Real?!?!?!

Final score:

19points

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Furious George 4 years ago

This is hysterical

23points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Why does the reaction of Nintendo sound completely believable...

8points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

But it's something that Apple would do, if the boy made a cardboard Iphone.

3points

della by the sea Premium 3 years ago

Wait, Nintendo’s CEO has the last name Bowser??? It all makes sense now lol

0points

Paradise 4 years ago

Yet there is Internet and a computer. Pick and choose

0points

#65

You Know What Time It Is

Final score:

19points

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Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

Yes, god please help this person understand jokes.

7points

Jacob Nunez 3 years ago

“Get off my lawn”

0points

lara 4 years ago

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#66

This Guy Is Right, Today Is December 32, Can't Believe This Guy Got The Calendar Wrong

Final score:

19points

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LimaBeanie 3 years ago

ahhhh

3points

#67

But This Is Europe Not Europa

Final score:

19points

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Samantha Lomb 4 years ago

Ok its hard to tell if this is a joke or not cause there really are people that stupid ( remember Sarah Palin and Russia?)

16points

Mia Smith 4 years ago

Um...now I'm not sure if you're serious or not lol but according to snopes.com that line originated from an SNL skit, not Sarah :) (not to discount her lack of braincells!)

4points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

To be fair, "Europa" is how you say Europe in Spanish.

2points

Random Person 4 years ago

It is in a lot of European languages.

0points

#68

Sherlock Holmes Has Entered The Chat

Final score:

19points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

So if they cant see them then how can they not be happy?

11points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Technically, you can be legally "blind", without actually being completely blind

5points

earringnut 4 years ago

These emojis are for blind people so when you're texting them be sure to use them a lot more often than regular emojis.

2points

PurpleDoople 4 years ago

I’m blind, this is true

0points

Paradise 4 years ago

Wait until the deaf people hear about this!

0points

#69

What Do You Mean? It Happened To Me

Final score:

19points

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Neil Bidle 4 years ago

B M double moo?

39points

lara 4 years ago

The worst is when they climb under the hood and wrap themselves around the radiator.

6points

Paradise 4 years ago

I missed seeing the cow in my hood so I drove off. I chucked the roast.

2points

kjorn 4 years ago

happen to my mother in law when she was a kid...except it was a horse

2points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Holy cow!

1point

Thirteen 3 years ago

whew no cows i just checked

0points

Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)

More like IN the hood. Where is that?

0points

#70

Til Tatooine Isn't A Real Place

Final score:

18points

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Jonathan 4 years ago (edited)

Tataouine is actually a real place in Tunisia, some of the original set stays standing to this day.

23points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

I was there a few years ago and got to feed and ride on a bantha

5points

#71

What Do You Mean? I Went To His Concert!

Final score:

18points

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Zephyr Anthem 4 years ago

As a french kid i really thought feat was a person XDDDD When i understood what it really was i facepalmed so hard XDDD

20points

PolyPenguin2224 3 years ago

My mum thought the same with poetry and 'Anon'

1point

Noel Benavente 4 years ago

or Anonymous, such a great poet.

2points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

Feat. is a musician whose sound has commonly been described as "peaceful silence".

0points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

I had to look it up as a kid, in an old ass dictionary and it only gave the translation for "a feat", kinda confusing lol

0points

#72

Naw Dude, It's An Owl

Final score:

18points

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Yort 4 years ago

It’s a duck.

16points

NEVAEH KREPS 3 years ago

its a cow.

0points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

Looks like a rock. A cute one at that.

3points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Looks like a horse to me

3points

Candia Lee 4 years ago

I can't tell what it is - it has too much hare.

2points

Chandelure F-5 4 years ago

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

0points

Steph Jay 3 years ago

No that be an 🐘

1point

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

It's a giant hamster!

1point

Audrey Kahin 4 years ago

That's a huge cat

1point

Thirteen 3 years ago

its a hamster!! lol

0points

#73

Twitter Moment

Final score:

18points

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Bill 4 years ago

The original rainbow flag

5points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

It's also just called the Union flag, a jack is a specific type of flag

4points

Jonathan 4 years ago

Who doesn't know this?! One of the most iconic photos of pop culture is Ginger Spice literally wearing this on a tiny, tiny dress!

1point

Donkey boi 4 years ago

The funny thing is, it's not the Union Jack!

-2points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I never knew this was the Union Jack and im from the UK!

-2points

#74

Best Anime

Final score:

18points

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Laugh or not 4 years ago

Why did the put Azula in the picture and left Toph out ?

16points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

It's the issue before they went to Ba Sing Se.

8points

Kateřina Vosolová 3 years ago

It's from a comic book The Search where Zuko and Azula search for their mother

0points

teal&pink 4 years ago

I need TOPH!!!!

0points

Yort 4 years ago

The left is from one of the comics, even.

2points

#75

Get Your Outbreaks Right Ie

Final score:

17points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Internet explorer parody stopped replying to my MySpace page. Changing music to sad song now.

14points

Paradise 4 years ago

You have a Myspace page. *Plays sad music* Kidding!

1point

#76

No, Thats Not What They Were Implying

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17points

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El muerto 4 years ago

that's why vampires prefer Europe...but never mix German and Russian blood, you'll roll around in your coffin...on the other hand Russian and Caribbean make good cocktails

15points

Nixxy 4 years ago

I like Italian blood myself, goes well with pasta

1point

Hello Dolly 4 years ago

What is the American one supposed to be? Oil?

2points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Unfortunately,s somehow, overpriced black sludge, aka. Starbucks, has replaced tea for a lot of otherwise intelligent English. Also, most Scottish would be offended being called tea drinking "British"

2points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

everyone knows that a German has blood consisting of sausage and pickled cabbage

2points

Poyda 4 years ago

Might I point out that that comment in and of itself could be a joke? I know a coupla people who have that sense of humour... 😄

1point

I've been watching you since 3 years ago

Can confirm American blood would probably look like that if we weren't human. God I hate living here -_-

0points

me i guess Screenshot...7f1055.png

0points

Yort 4 years ago

Yes.

0points

#77

Thats Not How Time Works

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16points

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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

Who's JJ?

12points

Thirteen 3 years ago

idk,

0points

Emerald Fallow 3 years ago

Maybe who they're giving a Christmas present to?

0points

Jen-Jae 4 years ago

ME (JKJK but i call myself JJ)

0points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

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Babyoda42 (he him) 3 years ago

Wow. Idk if this is serious or not. But take an upvote either way

0points

#78

Martial Mathers The Police

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16points

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I I 4 years ago

looks shady to me , real slim shady

47points

Vic 4 years ago

Well it's the thought that Mathers..

6points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Because this looks like a job for him

5points

Paradise 4 years ago

Yup, so just follow him! Da nananana! Da nanana!

1point

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

oh give it arrest

3points

Paradise 4 years ago

All jokesters have the right to remain silent.

0points

Furious George 4 years ago

Someone could pitch just this joke and Netflix would make the movie

2points

Chancey 4 years ago

Please stand up!

1point

kjorn 4 years ago

His name is what? His name is what? His name is what?

0points

#79

A Normal Discord Afternoon

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16points

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Jacob Nunez 3 years ago

Yes

2points

#80

No Way, It Is?!

Final score:

16points

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WolfGirl23 4 years ago

Um, ACTUALLY it's only $0

27points

Person 4 years ago (edited)

Lol!!! He ain’t gonna pass

2points

Grace Walsh 4 years ago

I figured it out.he has 2 moms

2points

Emerald Fallow 3 years ago

lol. but that would be more than 1,000 bucks

-1point

Paradise 4 years ago

I love Bernie's face more than the joke

2points

NEVAEH KREPS 3 years ago

He didn't get the joke. By golly.

0points

Emma Walmsley 3 years ago

You get the extra $200 from granny

0points

Marc Anthony Loreto Villanueva 3 years ago

That joker needs to BE a joker dumbass

0points

#81

Camera Man Got Them Steady Hands

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16points

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I cant stand it

15points

#82

My Little Smart Boi Have Found The Truth

Final score:

16points

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AnnaBanana 4 years ago

It's Biggus D!ckus!

24points

Bored Birgit 4 years ago

Schwanzus Longus in the german version.

6points

Persp Gold 3 years ago

and yet in this case it is

0points

biggus dickuss

0points

#83

That’s A Yikes From Me Dawg

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16points

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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Pollen! Sheesh.

14points

nono have they gone outside

0points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

Me: you gonna eat that?

0points

#84

Thanks For Being Smart Mr Obvious

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15points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Anyone notice that stupid people often add some slur to their stupid comment to emphasize their stupidity?

29points

Yort 4 years ago

Idiot is a slur now?

0points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

When stupid people think other people are really THAT stupid

1point

#85

Could Be ‘Fornicating’ I Suppose!

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14points

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

No, it definitely stands for "freaky bedroom stuff". You're welcome.

23points

Paradise 4 years ago

or maybe Freaky Frontlawn stuff.

1point

Michigan Guy 4 years ago

hunh...i was thinking 'fulminating.' it doesn't even much matter what about, folks love to f*****g fulminate...

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

4f's: Feeding, Frolicking, Fornicating, Fvcking.

0points

Yort 4 years ago

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#86

How Did He Notice That?!

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14points

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I am avoiding my homework 4 years ago

But it has a different phone

11points

Thirteen 3 years ago

the one girls like has 1 less hair. it's very unnoticeable I know

0points

#87

What Man Is He Talking About???

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14points

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guy greej 4 years ago

We can't see john Cena, and he's in camo. The two cancel out and suddenly he's visible again.

22points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

The camo joke is the only part I understand

4points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

Bill Gates is a multibillionare, I think, so giving him money has no point. The second one is a swimmer trying to cool himself down with water when he's in a pool.

1point

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

I cant SEE the joke here?

2points

Jacob Nunez 3 years ago

I get it. So it’s a trio of images that show people doing ironic things. Bill gates is a f*****g billionaire and this show host gave him 20k he didn’t need The swimmer is pouring water on himself even though he is in a pool, And John cena wears camouflage and that cancels out his motto “you can’t c me”

1point

Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago

The second one actually isn't stupid- ever seen a boxer/runner/athlete have a swig of water then douse their head although in this case, it's more rinsing the chlorine out of his eyes. Yes he's still in the pool but 1) your head's not usually under the water & 2) he may have just gotten whacked in the eye

1point

"Your so stupid" 😮‍💨

0points

NEVAEH KREPS 3 years ago

No, you're stupid.

0points

Wayne Dorman 4 years ago

Oh man! Rookie mistake!!

0points

#88

Instagram Is Great

Final score:

14points

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Bored Birgit 4 years ago

Dumb people let me get so tired.

12points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

Steve? no, no, it's alex!

1point

#89

Ah Yes, The Height Of Luxury, A Floor

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13points

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Berry Budgie 4 years ago

Wait they have a floor!? So fancy

26points

Izzy 3 years ago

Yeah I only have a roof🥲

0points

Yort 4 years ago

There’s an honest to god Fox News segment where they’re complaining about people who claim to be poor but have a refrigerator.

3points

Paradise 4 years ago

wait...the house has walls and windows? Doors, too? A ceiling? damn, you rich.

1point

Emerald Fallow 3 years ago

OMG! FLOOR? So rich. So fancy.

0points

Jonathan 4 years ago

Pfft, rich people were their fancy accomodation...

0points

#90

These People Always Misunderstand Everything

Final score:

13points

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Paradise 4 years ago

LMFAO. This makes zero sense to me.

5points

teal&pink 4 years ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. It's like the apples would repel the doctors, it's pretty stupid (but funny)

6points

Incitatus 4 years ago

Holy sh!t I laughed so hard at this.

1point

Thirteen 3 years ago

a apple a day keeps the doctor away 🍎👩🏽‍⚕️

0points

An apple a day does keep the doctor away, after all.

0points

lara 4 years ago

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#91

Nah They’re Just Twins Separated At Birth

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13points

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teal&pink 4 years ago

No sh!t sherlock

13points

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

It's crazy how people think they're different. When I first discovered him, he was called Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It wasn't even separated. At the same time, I know that this is a joke, but I don't like when peeps have to barge in and ruin it for people.

0points

ButterflyMcQueen 3 years ago

No no, see one has a shadow! 🤫🙄

0points

one is brighter

0points

#92

An Accurate Representation Of A Gamer's Cheap Keyboard Tho

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13points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

No he just has to type "was dead" very often for his job.

16points

Baby Panda 4 years ago

he works at a funeral home, or maybe a tour guide of mount everest

4points

Lulxby 3 years ago

or " dad was sad" lol

1point

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Was Dad!

1point

Alexander Mezger 3 years ago

was dead

0points

Thirteen 3 years ago

use the arrow keys! who even uses wasd keys for gamind XD

0points

#93

Was Going Through Instagram For Once, I'm Not Really Surprised

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12points

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

At least they did the math.

15points

Yort 4 years ago

They did the monster math.

3points

im part of the 23

1point

#94

Oh No

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12points

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lara 4 years ago

Yeah, but how did they get the film back?

11points

Nicholas Kraemer 4 years ago

Carrier pigeon relay.

3points

#95

She Didn't Get That One

Final score:

11points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Lol light blue is being so obtuse. How acute

18points

Anne 4 years ago

No. I'm pretty sure she is very much aware and just not interested in whomever dark blue is

4points

Paradise 4 years ago

I admit to being dumb on this and I don't get it.

1point

April Miller 4 years ago

The elemental symbol for gold is Au. So removing the a makes it 'I like u'

0points

Jacob Nunez 3 years ago

Nice pickup line my man

0points

ooffff

0points

Casey McAlister 4 years ago

I think in this case they are playing dumb on purpose.

0points

#96

I Think Mrbeast Stole Their Thumbnails

Final score:

11points

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NEVAEH KREPS 3 years ago

I saw that and laughed for a while

0points

#97

This Guy's Fun At Parties

Final score:

11points

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Person 4 years ago

My favorite one yet!!!

9points

Thirteen 3 years ago

the mirror! look at the mirror!!

0points

#98

Nikola Tesla Was Friends With Eminem

Final score:

11points

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pansexual witch 3 years ago

IdIoT

2points

#99

It Didn’t Take Long

Final score:

10points

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El muerto 4 years ago

waiting for someone to get woooshed...haha...he called it

14points

My O My 4 years ago

What am Iooking at? Can someone explain?

1point

James016 4 years ago

The 3rd Death Star.

0points

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed

0points

#100

The Funny Thing Is He’s Wrong

Final score:

10points

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I I 4 years ago

wait what ?

8points

Gary 4 years ago

Would it have been a World Record though? Or a Moon Record?

4points

J. F. 4 years ago

The smarta** is even wrong - there is gravity in space. Different objects have different sizes of gravity fields (Hill spheres)

3points

-Rexed- 4 years ago

there is gravity in space. how else does the earth stay in orbit??

1point

Random Anon 4 years ago

Well, the moon actually has gravity at about 1/6 of earth. So if you toss a rock hard enough to leave it's gravitational influence, technically it could reach earth. It would be one hell of a throw though considering both entities are in constant motion.

1point

lara 4 years ago

No, it isn't impossible, after all impossible happens all the time, look, you're posting.

1point

Persp Gold 3 years ago

gravity eh?

0points

#101

Not Sure They Have A Sense Of Humour

Final score:

10points

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Ash Whitney 4 years ago

Philza is the inventor of Minecraft, everyone knows this!

8points

Thirteen 3 years ago

no its mojang!

0points

DontCallMeShaun 3 years ago

Fun fact: life is named after JackSucksAtLife

1point

it really is

0points

#102

Idk About You Guys But I Kinda Believe Him

Final score:

10points

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

You never know, could've worked.

4points

KAEDEN GONZALES 3 years ago

biggest lie since R-Kelly

0points

#103

Microsoft Is So Dumb

Final score:

10points

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Thirteen 3 years ago

"add me to the r/woooosh image" the person who screenshotted this: Youre welcome :D

0points

#104

F In The Chat For The People In The Old Days

Final score:

10points

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

But the whole world was black and white then, they didn't invent colors until late in the 70s, dummy.

10points

Eliana Frank 3 years ago

Colors were always there.

0points

AnimalsRuleHumansDrool 4 years ago

F

1point

Scarlet Jazzyka El Humaira 3 years ago

But if the people watching the movie is colour blind then they can't see the traffic lights.

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

That's just too dumb. Everyone knows that all traffic lights have the same order: Red Orange Green. You don't need to see the color to know if you must go or stop.

0points

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

What if you're upside down?

0points

#105

Mrbeast? Never Heard Of Him

Final score:

9points

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Bored Birgit 4 years ago

Well, I don't know him.

11points

Person 4 years ago

You dont!!!

1point

Paradise 4 years ago

Is he the guy who opened up some burger joints and had a paying system to accommodate for the poor? Otherwise don't know him.

0points

Jonny Keeton 3 years ago

He is one of the most generous YouTubers out there! He does things like team seas which was a fundraiser he made where every $1 donated would be used for removing 1lb of trash! This among many other things.

0points

#106

Getting Defensive For No Reason At All

Final score:

9points

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Emerald Fallow 3 years ago

I'm missing the joke. Could someone please explain?

1point

Paradise 4 years ago

MacDonalds

0points

#107

Attention! Mario Is Now Available As A Character In Super Smash Bros

Final score:

9points

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NightmaresNope 3 years ago

They do know the literal next day from that is April Fool's, right?

1point

#108

Come On

Final score:

9points

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TTorrest Author 4 years ago

This just reminded me of a local TV station here in New York (WPIX) back in the 80s that would do an "interactive" video gaming experience. A random live caller would get picked to play over the phone while watching on their TV. They'd yell, "PIX!" when they wanted to shoot, and some dude on the other end with the controller would hit the shoot button. Classic.

4points

#109

Ah Yes, Im An Idiot

Final score:

9points

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Person 4 years ago

There was no need for idiot there.

6points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

For tiktok it's usually 0:00 AND 1:54

1point

nono he has a point

0points

#110

Haha Lok Hat Dis Tipo

Final score:

8points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

I think this thread proves that no matter how much effort is put into something, there's always some tool that's only too eager to point out where you went wrong. Only a handful of artists but everyone else is a critic.

10points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago

Exactly

0points

Paradise 4 years ago

I sometimes think they're trolls who get the joke but want to piss people off

0points

#111

Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse

Final score:

8points

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AnnaBanana 4 years ago

First one is WAY better!

7points

That One Weirdo 4 years ago

Ikr, lol

0points

Persp Gold 3 years ago

seeing @dusty shackleford makes this

0points

#112

Meanwhile, In The Comment Section Of Daughters' Satan In The Wait

Final score:

8points

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Danielle Wigger 4 years ago

😑

3points

Emerald Fallow 3 years ago

lol

0points

James Heinle 3 years ago

I had someone argue that there was no way I was 4'20".

0points

#113

Basicly Yes

Final score:

8points

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lara 4 years ago

Wow, you actually can sit up, right?

2points

#114

I Went To 5th Grade Lol

Final score:

8points

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Jonathan 4 years ago

Thank our lucky stars for oceans. We neeed separation from some of our neighbours.

5points

Howaboutno 3 years ago

Okay, but in their defense, there's a lot of people who AREN'T joking about being flat earthers

0points

Paradise 4 years ago

And since there is no gravity, water would just fall.

0points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

I have a question. You know how they claim there used to be one super continent? Well, all the weight on one side like that would change the center of gravity, so why wasn't EVERYTHING under water?

-1point

#115

His Page Is Full Of Stuff Like This

Final score:

8points

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El muerto 4 years ago

had he wore a mask he'd make it...such a waste

16points

Jess-a-men 4 years ago

I mean, if you make the mask big enough, it might function as a parachute.

1point

A.J Milne 4 years ago

This is so dumb, yet better then my jokes!

3points

lara 4 years ago

And that is so true.

1point

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

Keanu Reeves did this before it was cool 7f0A-60dc3...d33fa3.gif

0points

#116

On A Meme Sub Too

Final score:

8points

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Juliana Daigneault 4 years ago

-at the cave

3points

#117

Insanepeoplefacebook Once Again Falls For Obvious Satire

Final score:

8points

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Paradise 4 years ago

be sure to mix all that alcohol together without ice, you should be good.

5points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

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#118

I Cannot Tell If They Were Being Real Or Just Plain Stupid

Final score:

8points

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#119

I Don’t Believe You

Final score:

8points

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#120

It's A Leaf, Everyone Knows That, You Idot

Final score:

7points

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Person 4 years ago

I love animal crossing

4points

Chandelure F-5 4 years ago

The joke is that any Animal Crossing item can become l e a f

1point

Juliana Daigneault 4 years ago

Plot twist, it’s actually a green pepper 🫑

1point

Bored Birgit 4 years ago

Just wait until Xmas.

1point

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

animal crossing roxx

0points

#121

Is It Already Out???

Final score:

7points

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SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

dum***

0points

#122

Prison Isn't So Bad

Final score:

7points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Hey now, once they get vaccinated they can just link in via their chip, and the screen shows up on the palm of your hand. Modern problems require Moderna solutions (/s)

25points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Can confirm. I've only just had one shot of Moderna and I could already cancel my provider service. I'm typing this on my left wrist while using my left hand as monitor.

4points

Jonathan 4 years ago

Lauren, only yesterday I had someone tell me all about the nanontoechnology in the covid vaccines. You can probably see the indentations on my forehead when I slapped it. And they were being deadly serious about it, saying they don't want their kids chipped.

4points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

I wish I could give you a boatload of likes. This comment made my day :)

2points

My O My 4 years ago

Brilliant!

1point

#123

I Never Wouldve Guessed

Final score:

7points

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#124

Yes Belgium

Final score:

7points

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#125

Of Course It Is Fake Xd

Final score:

7points

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Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

No, it's just his ghooooost

2points

#126

I Wish I Had Such Good Ideas

Final score:

7points

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SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

no duh

1point

James Heinle 3 years ago

Downhill water skiing is the best.

0points

#127

Ohhhh Wow Didn’t Know That

Final score:

7points

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Yort 4 years ago

Naruto the manga started in 1999 and the anime in 2002, so his antijoke response isn’t even right.

3points

#128

What? He Didn‘T See A Single Movie Before He Acted In One??

Final score:

7points

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SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

wow. just...wow

0points

#129

He Spittin Facts

Final score:

7points

POST

#130

This Guy's Clever, He Should Be A Detective

Final score:

6points

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#131

"Its Spelled Monkey"

Final score:

6points

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Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

M O N K E

5points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

That person should be banned

1point

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

lol

1point

#132

Wow, You're So Smart!!

Final score:

6points

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El muerto 4 years ago

before 1771 nobody had to breathe because they didn't know oxygen existed

11points

Person 4 years ago

The extra air on bags could supply you enough air for. A long tome

1point

Lia Hamilton 3 years ago

Wouldn’t it be fun if chip bags were full of helium instead

0points

#133

The Amount Of Dumb**ses In This World Scares Me

Final score:

6points

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El muerto 4 years ago

haha...twice

1point

#134

But Did He Survive Tho?

Final score:

6points

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#135

Its Literally Posted By A Page Called “Sarcasm”

Final score:

6points

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El muerto 4 years ago

I really love my gascylinder, but it's still heavy

8points

Jonathan 4 years ago

Kinda wholesome, not gonna lie.

1point

Izzy Curer 3 years ago

But that's not the same man!

0points

guy greej 4 years ago

The real story is distribution of the weight and fold areas.

0points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

if you carry a girl you have no feelings for- heavy as a sack of sh1t

0points

#136

This Dude Will Ruin Your Day

Final score:

6points

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#137

Meme Culture Go 📉

Final score:

6points

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maya P.K 4 years ago

oop srry i dont get the joke, can someone explain?

2points

KAEDEN GONZALES 3 years ago

John Cena: "You cant See me!" that's the joke

0points

#138

They’ve Got To Be Joking

Final score:

6points

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J. F. 4 years ago (edited)

Think know-it-all, think!

1point

#139

Thanks Cameraman

Final score:

6points

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Jacob Nunez 3 years ago

Translation?

2points

WinterberrytheLeafIceWing 3 years ago

I am not fully sure, however if this is mandarin, it has something about carefulness

0points

#140

You Guys Ever Heard Of This “Animated” Stuff He’s Talking About?

Final score:

6points

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Paradise 4 years ago

30 is pushing it big time for me. 10-15. I have little lung capacity. Not a smoker, no asthma....

2points

WinterberrytheLeafIceWing 3 years ago

Lucky. Asthma sucks

1point

#141

What? There's No Way It's Animated

Final score:

6points

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#142

I Can‘T See Someone Else?!?

Final score:

5points

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Paradise 4 years ago

Clearly they don't know who John Cena is or the reference-which I only get through memes. Don't blame them. Wrestling is dumb as phu¢k

1point

Candia Lee 4 years ago

But he's carried the meme way beyond wrestling. Also, it's a funny story if you look it up.

1point

#143

The Force Isn't With This One

Final score:

5points

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El muerto 4 years ago

this ones got boring

16points

Person 4 years ago

I know right le muerto. It was funny I just saw 10 rig he now

1point

Marinasongs1432 3 years ago

r/technicallythetruth

0points

#144

Convo At 2pm After Night Out

Final score:

5points

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Bored Birgit 4 years ago

No, no, don't send it!

4points

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

That is most certainly the.

0points

#145

Bruh Moment

Final score:

5points

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Candace Alagappan 4 years ago

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#146

Yeah Dumba**

Final score:

5points

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Jacob Nunez 3 years ago

Omg it does look like a holographic sight

2points

Jen-Jae 4 years ago

Don't read this post

1point

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

too late

0points

#147

Right Over There Head

Final score:

5points

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Emerald Fallow 3 years ago

lol

0points